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ITT: Dankest Webms you have!
>>680000154
nice quads OP
for that il give you my dankest webm
>>680001040
fuck wrong one
>>680000901
fuckin kekked
>trying to post favourite webm
>getting some cancer about audio streams not being allowed
>>680000154
>>680000154
>>680001129
for real this time
>>680001607
Deal with it.
>>680000000
>>680001700
wtf
>>680000154
The guy who gets out of the car and claps his hands:
"Fuck, is it Monday already?"
>>680001802
fuck me that is one pointless but sexy as fuck gun
>>680001700
That's pretty dank
>>680001040
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?
>>680001700
yeah why
>>680001700
I don't know what the fuck is going on but I like it
>>680001040
you cant explain this
>>680001802
Twice as many chances to get hit by a ultra hot cartridge...
>>680000154
I watched this 14 times OP. And took a drink of beer every time.
that's cute though, but sure "lol op is homosexual"
>>680001280
Glocks are such shit guns.
>>680001040
Sulfuric acid make inflammable orange shit expand, then it explodes when it hit the candle.
>>680001852
fucking windows 10 trying to ruin the world
>>680002877
>>680000901
>ITT: Dankest Webms you have!
>posts gif
mfw retarded
>>680001669
well that cool as shit
>>680003364
thats not what that is
it's called liquid foam its used to fill in holes in boats n stuff
>>680003387
muh Linux
muh Ubuntu
>>I use a freeware operating system, you've probably never heard of it
>>680001852
what a fag
>>680002877
this is the most WTF i have seen in a wile
Thank you for this great Anon.
>>680002877
Where the fuck are you even getting this stuff?
Keep it coming
>>680003564
literally 12
>>680001607
Why is this done?
>>680003839
its called work safe gifs, its allows sound n stuff on that page. its legit better then /b/
>>680001975
ukinojoe - youtube
>>680003441
source plz
>>680004044
prevent oil particles in the air that gets airborn and pollutes.
So they rather burn it than having it ruin the environment.
>>680002270
definitely one of those, "here hold my beer" moments.
>>680002877
MODS MODS MODS
>>680000154
is there a news story? Is she ok?
>>680004044
They cant deal with all the leaks fast so they ignite them because its better to have the smoke than getting oil everywhere.
Then when they got the time they used a T34 and a MIG21 engine to blow water on the ignited wells to put them out and close them. Its name was big wind, pretty cool shit, youtube it.
>>680004474
>Rather burn it than havin it ruin the environment
>>680001852
>>680004868
kill yourself
>>680001040
>nice quads OP
>hello new friend :)
>>680004469
Looks like the guy from jstustudios on YouTube. Actual pranks.
>>680004557
That's really not that funny. It just makes you look like a faggot.
asian people
>>680004849
Actually that makes alot of sense.
>>680004993
>>680004993
Tell your GF's BF to do it for you.
>>680001280
>Nothing behind the gun
Not only would that fly out of your hand, the slide hit your face after the shot, but the whole gun would hit you in the face too.
>>680005278
what is video game
>>680003066
> twice as many chances to look like a pussy bitch
>>680004220
for when you want to fuck something up 3 miles away and through 6 inches of steal
>>680001387
Nice shot
>>680002270
Yeah, but is it art?
>>680001280
Why are his hands so tiny?
I wish mine where that small so when I masturbate I could pretend it was a little kid
>>680005150
sexy but they need to stop trying to mimic twerking with those tiny asses.
>>680005071
Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you
>>680005696
>>680005763
gr8 b8 m8
>>680004044
to prevent oil from becoming to plentiful so they can keep prices high
>>680005150
>pretending_to_have_asses.asf
>>680001040
>nice quads OP
>>680005763
Moot dead. You fag
>>680005150
When the male refugee are drowning in the Mediterranean sea they get new strenght when they remember all the skinny sluts they can fuck in the praised lands faggotville
>>680001040
fucking kekked
>>680005956
>to prevent oil from becoming to plentiful so they can keep prices high
Faggot
>>680000154
Looks like she lost some teeth to the pavement.
>>680003440
>who gives a shit as long as it's dank
>>680005150
Am i the only one not attracted to twerking in the slightest? I just find it trashy and unappealing
>>680005194
>>680004750
>a T34 and a MIG21 engine to blow water on the ignited wells to put them out and close them. Its name was big wind, pretty cool shit, youtu
Bullshit Oilfield fire fighter in Iraq for 6 years. They light the wells to keep the oil from contaminating the ground. A relief well is dug to remove the pressure from the head.Then nitroglycerine is detonated over the well head to burn up the surrounding oxygen and they flood the well head with a thick viscous quick drying cement
>>680005705
>>680005987
this is not sexy, sexy only if youre nigger, it's disgusting and kills the boner.
>>680005763
HURP A DERP
even if your faggot jew ass was a janitor that means you are the lowest rung on a totem poll full of neckbeard aspie fedora cunts. You are so proud to be a nobody in a sea of nobodies
Something you are proud of. You should /wrists and then wash your mouth out with buckshot
>>680006490
I'm with you on this
>>680002817
large scale elephant toothpaste
>>680005150
why do russian women always look 14 years old until they turn 40
>>680007024
Twerking and oversize asses are what teh media is trying to convince us is sexy.
Not a nigger, so no.
>>680000154
this was intentional
>>680007401
It`s called japanese
My dankest webm
>>680005705
Flabby ass loving nigger detected
>>680005194
imagine seeing that when youre super high
>>680000154
This is all I could find
http://www.streamboobs.com/clarisse__/
>>680000154
sad
>>680003564
>dat horse (2nd one)
Lolled a lot
>>680007843
Is that russian mental hospital? Looks like it :D
>>680005040
quads? There are no quads in this thread newfriend
>>680007843
i KEKED, SO FUCKING HARD!.
>>680001040
good joke
>>680006385
>mexican eagle
>>680002877
This needs to be an adult swim bump
>>680005150
Do they have something to hang on to? They really don't look like they're even capable of thrusting that way without getting exhausted and having to stop.
>>680006626
Well OK Mr. Smartypants.
>>680008196
story?
>>680006490
Definitely sort of with you. Twerking itself does nothing for me unless the girl is pretty, then I have the normal reaction I have to a pretty girl. The dance itself is just stupid.
>>680008022
>dude weed lol
>>680008547
was for destroid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zALrC1rZyto
>>680005956
>Brent crude at $41/barrel
>>680008547
this story is that it's painfully fake as fuck
>>680001669
Woah i'd hate to be that camera man!! Ouch!
>>680008651
Twerking is just a nigger version of a monkey showing his ass mating thing.
Not even going to call it dancing...
>>680008768
>>680008865
lul, thanks.
>>680005150
I wish this was sexy so I could fap to it. But it's not. So I can't.
what even was
>>680000000
anyway?
>>680003299
>said no one who knows about guns
>>680006526
http://m.instructables.com/id/Hollow-Face-Illusion-Dragon-Without-Leaving-your-d/
Scotch tape and scissors. You are 10 minutes away from having this.
>>680003440
>mfw
>doesn't post reaction image
mfw
>>680009564
He had pretty much just written down the numbers from like 997 to 003. Wasted get really.
>>680009817
Not a shit gun, but not the Jesus gun either.
Marketing, fan base, and use by law enforcement because of the first two things I listed.
>>680000154
Fresh outta the oven
>>680001669
fake and gay
>>680005278
oh, the colossal and obviously novelty joke gun doesn't make sense?
thank you for your contribution
>>680005194
>>680010309
Care to elaborate? Just how did you come to that conclusion?
>>680007843
>>680010129
jesus in the way it has a large following and everlasting life
not jeaus in that it is real, isn't a waste of time, money, or effort.
not jesus in that faith in it is well placed
>>680005150
In all honesty, the routine is fucking stupid and gay. But id put my dick them.
What was >>680000000
>>680005696
It's Donald Trump
>>680010602
im havin a laff m8
>>680011041
>0000000
holy septs
>>680001040
2-part Polyurethane foam? Holy crap.
>>680006490
Twerking is retarded.
Some african nigger retardation that spread and reached the civilized world for some mysterious reason.
>>680010918
Striker fired - They used a hammer on the real Jesus
No Manual Safety - Jesus Saves by not allowing ND
Glocknades will put a hole through your hand - OK, just like Jesus for that one.
Polymer - Jesus was a carpenter. Wood and metal were the materials of the day
>>680011153
damn
>>680003751
Me coming to fuck all ur bitches
>>680011680
Like everything else they invented like music
>>680005150
moar
>>680005194
You can do this with a plastic mask. Paint it on the inside, light it from below. Super freaky.
>>680001040
what the fuck is this
where can you buy it?
imagine the pranks you can do with this shit
>>680009516
top zozzle
>>680004220
When superman busts a nut you better watch out
>>680012808
Google elephants toothpaste
>>680011153
bet this guy plays alot of battlefeild, am i right guys, or am i right
>>680003584
joomla is not an OS
>>680004220
Rail gun?
>>680005540
try 6 feet of steel
>>680013119
>Lurk m0ar newfag
>>680005540
>>680013430
For when you want to fuck something up 6 inches away and through 3 miles of
>steal
>>680005763
>Goodness, you should knock the dick out of your mouth before you hold control and press V.
>>680008196
That filename!
>>680005150
i wish i could rape and torture every single one of them
>>680011703
and I'm just sitting here wearing my flatcap to cover my baldness
>>680011083
Hey look everybody, it's a
>Faggot Bernie Cuck
>>680011206
Good that you can find a way to entertain yourself, but all this "fake and gay" shit is worse than a Spiderman thread.
>>680014142
I half way expected that. But where is that from?
>>680011153
Guys, you have no idea how difficult that is. And even if you think you do, you don't.
>>680001040
hahahaha/10
>>680014250
>>680014142
Seshi Knight Millcream
>>680001852
Is there something much worser a father can see?
>>680014656
yes, you
>>680014656
>Anything worse a father can see
You obviously arn't a father, and you must have forgotten what it's like to be a kid.
>>680014656
Yeah, that grammar.
>Worser
>>680011703
>professional atheism
lost
>>680014656
>much worser
>worser
>>680011703
>>680014006
Beanie is best hat.
>>680015309
In winter it is but when it get's warmer I can't stand it.
>>680004849
>>680005174
dear god you cucking fucks
>>680006645
Found the faggot. Bet you wouldn't complain if it was a group of guys flopping their dicks around
>>680015367
>off balance
>No guard
>Using disorienting focused attacks followed by one strong attack
>repeating it over and over
What in the actual fuck, this is pretty much just a shitty/flashy one two. I hope they didn't pay to learn that.
>>680015788
Or Simpy put: Autism
>>680014656
>Is there something much worser a father can see?
Yeah, your fucking grammar and spelling, dipshit.
>>680015788
I mean. It's a good way to win a fight. If your swinging your hands around like a faggot the person youre fighting is going to be laughing too hard to fight back.
>>680015788
>critisizing a joke fighting style
actual autist detected
>>680015788
Retar-Fu can save your life
>>680011703
holy kek
>>680004474
>>680004750
>>680005956
it's from lessons of darkness you fucking retards
there's no higher purpose to this other than the director asking them to do it on film
>>680000154
>That makeup on the pavement where she lands on her face
Savage!
>>680015367
PSFL - Professional Slap Fighting League
Slap Jitsu
Five Finger Death Slap
>>680016283
"In reality, as Herzog explained at a festival screening, he simply asked the firefighter to reignite a well for the camera and he agreed because the hard work was done. It was the heat from months of burning that made the fires so hard to put out and it took weeks of dousing the surrounding area to cool the ground down enough. Snuffing a fresh fire would be easy in real life. But for Herzog’s purpose, it becomes an image of men driven to madness by the ordeal."
>>680011703
a snipars video... are you serious?
>>680014258
I spat out my drink when I saw that shit
>>680016339
Good eye, anon
>>680000154
>>680016690
>>680014258
>>680006490
It does absolutely nothing for me.
Looks so fucking retarded and stupid, I just want to pimp slap some sense into those stupid cunts.
>watch me jiggle my ass fat and literally nothing else
wow so hot.
>>680017307
>>680001700
LOL
>>680005278
Have you contacted their R&D team? You should be on their board and consult for them.
> Cpt fucking autism retard
> Hurr durr this novelty cgi joke gun handgun that's five times larger than someone's head, wouldn't work well as a real gun.
>>680003616
ikr, kid is wearing crocs
>>680014258
But you do? Please fuck urself you autustic elitist fuckface
>>680011153
Piece of piss, I did this in gta-v first time.
Also, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! that is so amazing I have to think its faked, that takes a skill Xmen would recruit, and its not like he can practise that a lot? Like truck drivers that make the same run over and over, why would you need to precise this with a heli?
>>680000154
top keke, watch the guy clap his hands once after getting out of the car
>>680015122
Faggot / Cuck
>>680006490
damn anon you're a real unique snowflake
>>680005540
>3 miles
pretty sure that thing could escape the atmosphere if they point it up
>>680012652
Oh nice, might have to try that and see how it goes. Thanks, man.
>>680005150
Is this a test if any style of dancing is ok as long as its choreographed? because I can add a definite negative to that
>>680009516
source?
>>680014142
>>680002817
When you havent made a mortgage payment in months because you're fappin to 4chan and you want to get one more in and the banker is at the door to take the house back
>>680006490
>>680007024
>>680008651
>>680011680
>>680018030
fucking faggots
>>680001040
its just a prank bro
>>680005763
nice bait you fucking faggot.
I got this /b/ros
>>680023660
>>680003441
ahahahahh
>>680023937
>>680024130
>>680003042
Great fucking meme
>>680005663
everything is art
this post is art
>>680024332
Jesus Christ
>>680002817
it is expandable polyurethane foam
they are doing it in a burn test house
>>680007332
wrong
>>680024332
how did it end?
>>680003364
no it isnt you idiot it is expandable polyurethane foam
it is a 2 part mix that expands insanely
>>680025080
One dead, one severely injured.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/video-russian-man-killed-zorbing-accident-article-1.1236205
>>680005150
>tfw youre /fit/ and those girls havent got shit on your ass
feels god man, I always get kinda angry when people pretend that those "asses" are sexy when in fact they look like a 12 year old boys'
>>680024113
woa
>>680025260
wow damn...
>>680001040
Predy gud
>>680000154
Love when non medical personnel attempt to help someone and end up paralyzing them more from moving them around with a cspine fracture saying HEY R U OK, OMG, HEY WAKE UP
>>680015122
Look there's dancing as a kid, and then there's dancing like a fucking faggot.
>>680011153
I think I cant really appreciate how hard this is, this should be pretty much impossible.
>>680001669
wow that platform must be made of steel
>>680005040
Newfag detected.
>>680023009
bloodborne
>>680011153
That's some pretty awesome...
use of Adobe After Effects
>>680024130
fuck, that was glorious
>>680004750
why does it have a hungarian flag on it? it looks like it's from before the 50s(the flag)...
>>680024332
getting his money's worth out of that ride
>>680001852
Kill it
>>680024130
nu males btfo
>>680025819
I need this :D:D
>>680008768
MENTAAAAL
>>680016283
You do realise that setting oil wells on fire is correct though, right? Yes it was done intentionally for the film, but does serve an actual purpose when done for non camera purposes.
The way you worded your post made it seem like it only ever gets done for camera. And if you think that, you must be black.
>>680014142
wish this nonsense wasnt futa
>>680023009
bloodborne
>>680014258
fuck off autismo we all know how difficult it is, the guy probably has over 4000 flying hours experience you're not special, you're not clever but mostly you're not loved
>>680026525
>America
>>680007843
Creepy as fuck
>>680023600
underage b& faggot
>>680025448
fucking animals. get some food before you fashion needlessly elaborate coffins and waste your precious concrete on goddamn sarcophaguses.
>>680015367
fucken filename
>>680025363
HAHAHAH Fucking kek I just piss my pants XD
>>680026472
kek'd harder than I shouldve with that in mind
>>680015367
that filename
>>680001040
What the literal fuckerino?
>>680025293
sick
>>680024130
Hahahahah
>>680025293
>time to clean up :^)
>>680003441
i love this autism
>>680025819
where can i buy that?
>>680025819
holy shit thats awesome
>>680023937
fake and gay
>>680001669
Why dont the steel melt?
only wemb i got
