How it is to have a gf?
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How it is to have a gf?
>>679998870
its boring
>>679998870
Fine, thanks.
Pros:
>somewhat frequent sex
>sometimes can have a laugh
Cons:
>does she ever shut the fuck up
>who's Stephanie that liked the pic of you and your dog? are you cheating on me with her?
>nagging
>moaning
>bitching
>you can't go out with your friends
>>679999186
This
>>679999186
this. just broke up with mine because of constant walls of text while I was trying to focus at work. goddamn annoyance. Not worth sex.
>>679999425
>constant walls of text
i don't miss those lol
i like having flings with girls, where you're really into each other for the first few months then break it off before shit starts to get serious and she starts to get clingy. then rinse and repeat
>>679999186
This is basically true. They're fucking psychos
Fake any girl nude/hardcore, any fetish. See link in related pic/
>>679998870
is all fun and cute at start, but then it gets boring and repetitive
It's pretty good
>>679999186
This.
>>679999000
Is no one going to point out how fuckin' sweet this roll is? Quads/trips. Nice get
its nice to have someone to share your life with an occasionally get to play with their tittys
FYI, not all girls are whiny cunts, not all of them suggest you're cheating on them.
Some girls are actually very cool, and well worth spending a lot of time with.
>>680001666
>>679999186
Pretty much this, plus you get the feeling securityand belonging you would never get with anyone else. Knowing that someone else is always there for you no matter what is a good feeling.
Plus I disagree with the "you cant go out with your friends". I go out with my friends everyday and still see my girilfriens just as much.
But yeh, obviously the bitching and moaning is mandatory for a girl. And i must admit, you do lose that feeling of "freedom" when having a girlfriend. Its almost like you cant do what you want, because you know someone is depending on you
>>680001759
Truth.
You just have to find that one girl. And when you do it will be cake after that.
>>680002077
wtf is going on here!?!?!?
Pros:
>sex
>gets rid of the "forever alone" feeling
>can be fun
Cons:
>women are massive sluts
>women are hypocrites
>women are bipolar
>>680002190
>>679999944
checked
>>679999186
/thread
>>680002256
I choose to believe there is a woman out there who isn't a slutty, bipolar, hypocrite.
>>679998870
White girls are such fucking whores...
Worst women out there.
>>679998870
it's amazing, my gf cooks, cleans and brings me snacks while i'm gaming
>>679998870
> cummed
>>680002077
>>679999000
>>680001666
I'm coming loads
>>680003923
My gf cooks, plays video games me and enjoys giving me bjs.
Her constant nagging and texting and bitching are still too fucking annoying, sometimes. Not sure if worth it.
>>679999186
Get yourself a less bitchy GF, faggot!
>>680004189
mine doesn't nag or bitch and of course she enjoys videogames, but she rather watch me play
>annoying texting
explain
>>679998870
so much nagging & whining. almost not worth it.
>>680004556
You sure she isn't a trap? A girl that doesn't bitch simply can't exist.
>>679998870
i cant do it anymore, there's so much beta here. i wanted too help but fuck it never ends. GO FIND THE FUCK OUT
>>680004752
nah she isn't a trap, she's a chubby that doesn't have any self confidence at all
>>679998870
It's absolutely amazing if you find the right girl. Don't listen to these loser faggots who have little experience in relationships. I haven't been single since I was 12. Relationships are great if you know what you are doing. Sex everyday, get made food, get head while playing video games, get touched in public, laughs, memories and yeah some hard times. But communication is key. Love is great but it those have its thorns
Every human and every woman is different. Yes, there are many women who talk too much, are being overly attached and often jealous or are bad at sex.
Yet I ended up with a woman who is loyal, fucks like a porn star, does everything I want in the bedroom, leaves me alone with my lads if I want to have a men's night, and is very fun to be around.
Yes, she sometimes talks too much, yes, maybe it's boring sometimes if you fucked for 3 hours and don't know what to do. Guess what, nobody's perfect, neither are you.
If you want a girlfriend who isn't overly jealous, get to know her and find out if she has a high self-esteem. If she does, perfect, she will have her own life besides you and won't bother you all the time, and probably still doesn't cheat on you unless you are a pathetic fuck who can't leave HER alone.
tl;dr: Be an adult. Find a mature and adult girl you like. Make love. Be free and independent. Still be happy together. Welcome to the good life.
>>679998870
believe me, it's PRICEY !!!!
- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing
I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.
>TL;DR: being single means saving big bucks.
is a girl I know retarded or are all grills like that
>>679999186
This most definitely. I have been plotting my breakup for about 2 weeks now.
>>680005366
thank god you at least got dubs.
>>679998870
Amazing
>>680005487
Fucking beta retard..
Im genuenly in love with my gf, and its great and all, but i get pretty depressed when i cant see her for a long time
>>680001258
Not the same picture. Stop shilling your site you stupid faggot.
>>679998870
It's pretty great.
All my weekdays now: She cooks me dinner, then we watch Community (she's never seen it before), then she sucks my dick.
Also no more crushing feeling of loneliness.
>>680005487
is-is this bait?
>>679998870
It hugely depends on the girl and yourself. You will however, lose freedom and you give someone the power to hurt yourself really bad.
Not worth it
>>680005487
You've gotta be fucking with us.
>>679999186
Dude control your woman. You have to be the man in the relationship. She's shit testing you to see if you're dominant enough to be with. She wants you to call her on it.
>>680005366
Did you copy that out of a book? Faggot. But at least you got dubs.
![Kiss-Another-Guy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zX63cBi.jpg "Kiss-Another-Guy[1].jpg")
>>679998870
yes, that about sums it up.
>>679998870
*came
>>680005366
>>680006303
if it was in a printed book itd be an even more convincing statement. that anons post is underrated and niggas need too recognize
>>680005993
Is your grill just in the back yard and you're too fat to make up the basement stairs?
>>680004189
>My gf cooks, plays video games me and enjoys giving me bjs
I really had to train mine to give blowjobs.
her guys I need your help
there is a girl in high school that I really like
and I really want to confront her but I am pretty awkward and shy what to do /b/ros
>>680001759
Yeah and not all raw chicken will give you the shits, but i dont feel like chancing it.
>>680006303
Not really, but thank you for commending my lyrical skills although I'm not a native speaker.
>>680006779
Shit in her locker and be nearby when she opens it. Use the opening to make a date.
>>680006588
It's a question of luck, my friend, I am afraid. My ex was terrible at bjs, not matter how hard I tried to train her. Did you succeed?
>>680005090
Ugh even worse
>>680006873
well where I live we dun fucking have em
everyone complains about texts...
you can mute your phone
you're not supposed to answer (all) her texts
studies show women are alot happier with men who text them a lot less than what they do
>>680004556
>she rather watch me play
>she'd rather stew in frustration that I'm ignoring her, and think of ways to take revenge
ftfy
what kind of pussies r u?
can't you just set borders?
tell her what you will not tolerate
>>680007093
Dude, if you don't answer, she'll just start texting even more. "Are you busy?" "What are you doing?" "Are you cheating on me?"
The correct way is to answer every 5 or 10 minutes, long enough to show her you are busy, but not too long so she thinks you are cheating on her.
>Pros
regular sex
not forever alone
feeling of comfort
you get to do romantic shit that actually is quite fun
you know there is at least one person who doesn't find you repulsive
>Cons
it probs wont last
women dont understand how to debate about something without getting butthurt
pressure to do shit with no reward because you're the man
have to spend money on her for dates, presents etc which can be fun but still it cuts in to all that money that was all yours
some women really are fucking retarded
probably spend a significant portion of the relationship wondering if she's cheating on you
Girls are shit and keeping the relationship fresh, once you've agreed you're seeing each other and only each other, they wont try much longer
if the relationship breaks down it's really fucking difficult trying to organise your own head trying to decide whether to keep pushing for it or to let it die
but ultimately nobody is perfect
the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other
>>680007370
The "correct" way is to not date those needy bitches in the first place, at least not in a long-term relationship.
>>680006963
it's quite good i assure you, she fucking worships me and would never cheat on me because she thinks she can't get any other
>>680007143
no she actually asks me to play so she can watch
>>680005487
you have shitty relationships. that's your fault.
>>679999186
absolute cuck
>>680005487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw
here's a simple solution
>>680007609
So you have a pet stalker?
>>680007576
Ancient wisdoms state that all grills annoy.
Got one that doesn't? She has a dick, or used to have a dick.
>>680007686
no, i have a best friend that i can fuck and actually enjoy spending time with
>>680007370
Q: r you cheating on me?
A: with ten strippers
>>680007370
>"Are you busy?" "What are you doing?" "Are you cheating on me?"
>can you stop bugging me, i am trying to pick up a hooker
>>680007894
Who has low self confidence, and is overweight? Congratulations, i guess
>>680005487
this is bait.
>>680007901
A: You in or nay?
>>680008164
her low self confidence just makes her more happy when i give her compliments, and yeah she is a bit overweight but she's dieting
>>679999186
>does she ever shut the fuck up
A /b/ tard would love to hear someone's thoughts
>who's Stephanie that liked the pic of you and your dog? are you cheating on me with her?
A /b/ tard would love the feeling of a girl thinking another girl likes him
>nagging
A /b/ tard wouldn't mind nagging coming from someone else other than their Mom
>moaning
A /b/ tard would love to offer help for any problem a girl has
>bitching
A /b/ tard would love a girl who let out her feelings rather than keep it all in
>you can't go out with your friends
A /b/ tard has no friends so no problem
>There are no cons for a /b/ tard when it comes to having a girlfriend
>>680007809
Never said that there are girls that don't annoy at all, everyone does sometimes.
But if you only know girls who get angry if you don't text back within minutes, you're either underage, need to find some new acquintances, or treat your woman differently (i.e. don't get them used to you texting back immediately).
>>680008655
>There are no cons for a /b/ tard when it comes to having a girlfriend
>she is probably older than 18
>>679998870
She hogs the covers and farts in her sleep. She also whines loudly if she hears me fart. Sometimes we fuck.
Try having all the cons but she's a virgin and is scared of dick.
Been fucking some guy's gf
>>680008816
Eyyyyy
>>679998870
inhibiting and expensive
>>680003819
Belive what you want.
>>680008965
THAT'S MY GF YOU ASSHOLE
>>680009028
habeeb it
might as well post this here, halp me /b/
>be 22
>finished college last year, got a pretty gud job
>broke up with cheating whore girlfriend after 2 years
>was single for about 9 months, fucked sluts left and right, and now got an awesome new girlfriend
>she's 21, cooks, is fun in bed, loyal, pretty and intelligent
>can't wait to introduce me to parents
>they love me
>she's literally too good to be true
>tells me she's falling for me
>endless sessions of secks and cuddling every time we're together
And I don't love her. It's crazy I feel fucking nothing, I can barely tolerate being with her a few days, even though we have a lot of fun together.
I'm 100% sure i will never find anyone better for me than her, but still i'm just not happy. What's wrong with me?
Also, what do? I wanna end it because I feel like i'm lying to her all the time and I couldn't hurt her, but damn this feels shitty.
pic related, her.
>>680005487
>gift for Saint's day
>- gift for anniversary
>- gift for monthiversary
>- gift for every year graduation
> gift for Easter
>- gift for New Years' Eve
>- gift for Helloween
>- gift for March 8
>- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
wtf bro,you messed up these days in no way deserve a gift
>>680007504
>how to debate about something without getting butt hurt
Oh my god this. You just cannot have any kind of disagreement without her getting butt hurt, Especially if you "win"
>>680002077
Ayy
really depends on the girl
my gf is pretty chill so i can hang out with who i want and do pretty much what i want as long as its not being unfaithful and what not
just find someone with the same mindset as yourself and things should be pretty cool
>>680009499
Lmao
>>680009158
Give me her snapchat you cuck
>>680009094
Lol she sucks good cock
>>680007809
lol ok
>>680009324
I second this.
I try and tell her ok lets talk like adults and not raise our voices and get irrational.
Impossible.
My gf is cute as hell, small blonde, russian.
Has temper tantroms about stupid shit, shuts down, doeant want too hangout.
Sex is great, were good friends beaides that.
Sometimes its like reasoning with a small child having a tantrum. Need to learn how to deal with this.
Any methods?
>>680009535
anon gets it
relationships are like school. you only get back what you put into it you lazy fucks
Anyone in IL?
>>680009847
Why?
>>680010047
To fuck or get sucked by my gf
>>680009158
post her nudes. everyone will talk about how hot she is, then she will become more desireable to you.
>>680001994
>And i must admit, you do lose that feeling of "freedom" when having a girlfriend.
this dude gets it
broke up with gf 4 months ago, already took a girl home after partying (3 times)
das freedom. but sooner or later the urge to get a gf will be too strong...
>>680010136
Gimme her snapchat
>>680009676
she prefers big dicks brah sry
>>680009169
You don't give your significant other a gift on your anniversary? Boy, you must be terrible at maintaining a relationship. And though I wouldn't go 21st overboard like the other anon has, I still enjoy giving my gf gifts and I willingly spend money on her because I'm not a selfish prick. What's the point of having a gf if you don't shower her with affection? If you're only with a girl for pussy you may as well just pay a hooker to lay there and accept your lil Dick.
>>680010136
Where you at dog?
>>679999186
>>who's Stephanie that liked the pic of you and your dog? are you cheating on me with her?
Guys who wrote similar shit. Did any of you cheat on her?
Personally I only fuck other guys gf's. Couldn't be bothered to ever build trust with a girl and I'm hitting 30 soon. But I don't shit where I eat, never did any girls I'm socially connected to.
>>680001759
>Tfw no one that well rounded will ever be attracted to you
>>680010529
Where in il
>>680010660
815
>>680010775
Ehh 618 here fuck that
Pros:
>Sex
>The Suck
>Not sleeping alone
Cons:
>feel limited at every party
>can't have a good time if they aren't
>why is this chloe bitch hanging around with your friends now even though she's got a boyfriend
>even though you're not seeing me today i'm going to be annoyed if you see your friends
>there's a really good party? i don't want to go and don't you dare chose them over me
>Oh simon? He's just an old friend
>Hey there's a really good party, i know you can't be arsed this week because you just want to chill but i just wont shut the fuck up about how you wouldn't go
>Oh turns out after our weeks of arguing about Simon he did want to fuck me after all, lmao, promise to never do it again
>why the fucks chloe going?
>Oh Chris? Nah he used to like me but he's totally over it now
>never learns from mistakes
Also if she has no money, (which is almost always because she'll spend it on shit she doesn't need and never fucking learns) you'll have to buy her food, which at the time, sure like $5, that's nothing, but fucking hell does the accumulate quickly and pretty quickly you have no money because she can't learn to keep her expenses in check.
>>680010897
18 and hot
you know you idiots feed into your own bullshit, right? if you give in to shitty people you just enable them to be shitty. if your girlfriend can't have a conversation without shutting down, break up with her. tell her why. leave. maybe she won't do it again. find somebody else. be happy.
>>680001459
SKELETON MAN IS PLEASED WITH YOUR OFFERING.
HERE IS YOUR REWARD.
I'm married. And my girlfriend is awesome.
>>680010941
Oh shit yeah and the thought of her totally planning on fucking someone or one of your friends if you ever break up
>>680010941
my girl buys my every meal. i pay rent. shit evens out, maybe CREATE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP AND STOP BITCHING ABOUT THE ONE YOU LET GO TO SHIT
>>679999944
Sexual liberation has given males of our generation a try it before you buy it that we've never had before. It's pretty great
>>680010941
Oh and have to keep her updated less than every hour or she'll be annoyed.
>>680011071
Not worth the 6+ hour drive
>>680001666
>quad trips
>quads not touching trips
>a quads before trips arn't even a fucking thing until a few months ago since newfags have been shouting
It's the last numbers of the fucking post you newfags, when it gets to >>770001111
It will be dubs + whatever else you faggots want to throw on to it for the next 10 million postsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>680003819
>strong father figure
>>680011334
I didn't let it go to shit, you try teaching some bitches how to keep their expenses in check. I mean sure, some like yours are reasonable and are able to think about consequences.
>>680011549
so leave and find a reasonable one
ball's in your court bro
>>680006779
underaged b&
Best part is having a gf to dress up like a slut
>>680008965
>Holiday Inn hotel room.
>>680007504
lol, all of your cons are because you have no self respect or confidence
You will never know :)
>>680009028
that's the idea
do you know how beliefs work?
>>680011926
KEK
Having another person to care about besides mom & pop is nice
>>680009158
you're just not ready for that sort of commitment yet. I had the same thing and ended up breaking up with her because I saw no future. Lots of regret. Got over it though. Dating a great girl now
>>680011926
>>680012131
No.
>>680009830
don't argue with women. They use emotion to process what should be a logical situation.
E.g. I had a work meeting at 4pm. and told my girlfriend it could run 'till 6pm (when we were supposed to be attending a bday together). I get out at 5:45pm and she's called 6 times, texted 10 times, and now refuses to go to the party with me because it's too late. I just laughed at her and told her I was still going. We went. Had a great time.
>>680009158
Just Stick with her
Man love isnt simething that you will have all the time and it's nothing that comes when you want it
It's sometimes something you have to work for it
All these forced marriages they didn't like it at first but over the time they developed love for them selfs
Just wait it will come to you when she's good for you and gives you a good feeling
>>680010941
You have a shit girlfriend. Run for the hills
>>680011205
kek
>>680009158
be with her if you want to be with her
don't if you don't
its that fucking simple.
you don't have to lie to her
she can assume whatever the fuck she wants
just like you can only assume what she's expecting from you
love is not rational, "should love" is biggest bullshit ever
surely there'll be chicks you will fall for
grow balls to go for those chics
if i was you I'd have told her after the first or second time i fucked her that "im not in a place in my life right now where i am looking for anything serious, but i'd like to keep seeing you" most girls are like "awesome!"
>>680012757
Holy shit i know i do, but for some reason i love her?
>>680010407
annual anniversary yes as in once a year
the guy i responded to said "monthiversary"
like wtf is that shit every month? really? that is some lonely motherfucker-oneitus stuff
>>680013149
Their is PLENTY of other people. You DO NOT have to deal with that bull shit. Women act like that because men settle way to quickly and will deal with it. We're good at dealing with bullshit, they use that.
>>680010941
If this is a true story, you're a mega cuck kek.
Also:
>"Partying" while being a grown adult in a serious relationship
>>680005599
trip2xdubs
checked, mate
>>680008655
>A /b/ tard would love to offer help for any problem a girl has
if i would get tits for every problem i have to solve for my gf this would be true but its more like a solve 10 problems to unlock tits once
>>680014221
maybe don't consider your relationship to be a game
it'll help
>>680012602
Whenever i dont argue ect. she always respondsssei guess you dont care.
Sosmetimes i blow up and am like her in a way about argueing. But she does it in a childish way that always ends up in her shutting down and telling me to leave.
Should i juat really stop feeding the fire?
Also, your post.
When you said youre going and your gf was stating she wasnt going.
Wgat was the transition into her saying she will come as well?
>>680014411
life is game m8
>>679998870
Pretty awesome if you find the right girl for you. I still do everything I want to do like hanging out with friends and shit. We even smoke weed together. It just depends on the girl you find. Gladly I love my gf and she's honestly like a best friend.
>>679999000
Checked.
And yeah, it can be.
Literally everyone is different though, girlies included, so you won't be able to get that good a picture of what a gf is like from our limited experiences.
Some relationships have lots of sex, some are fun and some just plain suck.
My current girl, mind you it's been a while since the last one, is very reserved and quiet. While I thought that was cute to begin with, it's hard as hell to progress the relationship. She gets uncomfortable if I become too physical and all she seems to want to do is go out for dinner once a week and then check out book stores and art galleries and shit. I really don't mind that at all and I get that we're both busy with school and work, but I'm not feeling a connection and it's more like we're just friends.
I'm a patient mothetfucker, so I'll give it the time it might need to develop, but I feel like this relationship is just going to dissolve into a friendship. Can't have enough friends, right?
Sorry for dumping my shit here, but hopefully you can see that not all relationships are roses and chocolates. Many relationships are much worse than mine and really do deserve to be called toxic - ones with constant fighting, betrayal and problems. Sometimes it's the girl, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's neither; figuring out the cause can be tormenting and the resulting fight can be hell.
It can be glorious, just not usually for very long.
>>679998870
Pretty fucking cash
>>679999186
what if i have no friends or social media
>>679998870
>>679998870
Pros:
> companionship
> sex on demand
> emotional support
> financial support
> don't have to cook as often
> don't have to clean as often
> no longer have to deal with social situations in an attempt to find a mate
Cons:
> have to make compromises in nearly every aspect of life
> no more sex with other people
> have to reciprocate emotional & financial support
But that's just my relationship. You have to find a good partner and be one. We dated for 4 years and been married 6 years now with kid #2 in the way.
>>680010242
>sooner or later the urge to get a gf will be too strong...
It is the curse of Manhood that we should be so addicted to these crazy dick warmers.
Remember lads, at the core of every man is Mars.
Mars does not rely on Venus or any of the venusians.
It does not even rely on the Earth.
Mars is confident in its own existence, its own strength.
Harness the Mars within you.
>>680015638
You'll eventually feel sour towards her for having friends and doing things with them.
If she brings you along, you can either try to become a friend to her friends, or feel more shitty about yourself not having friends.
>>680008655
I thibk you completly misunderstood the second one there anon.
>>680016613
Don't tell me what to do
>>680017553
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>>680009158
All these faggots trying to give you deep advice about love
>21, cooks, is fun in bed, loyal, pretty, intelligent
>her parents love you
>100% sure you'll never find anybody better than
>feel nothing
mate you have some personal shit going on you need to figure out
see a shrink
>>680009158
Kill your self. It worked for me and it'll work for you too.
>>680018209
not that guy, but it can be true, been in that experince, -cooking -parents
>>680009158
some people are masochistic and prefer emotional distance and abuse from their significant other. do you find the chase more satisfying than the catch? go find a girl with colorful hair and daddy issues
>>680000000
>>679998870
>cummed
>>680011437
Wannabe oldfag detected
>>680019750
I think it's cute if a girl says it.
>Be me
>Really appreciate alone time
>Enjoy company, but feel like I need days of alone time after each encounter
>Be 25, meet cute girl at work
>Few weeks of working together we are finally conversing more regularly
>Actually have a lot in common, she is also quite a withdrawn person
>Some months later we are dating and it's bliss
>Give each other lots of space, only see a few times each week
>Can go days without speaking
>About 8 months down the road she moves in with me
>Great sex, great companion, great cook as well
>1 month after she moves in she dies in a car accident
>Destroys me completely
>It's been 5 years and still unable to find a replacement
>Dated 1 girl who was a constant nag, has put me off dating again entirely
>I want her back
>>679998870
Ask Acnekun.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6fW9liHT6E
>>680009158
just hang in there, i was the same with my current gf. eventually months after she fell for me i fell hard for her and now everything on both sides seems perfect.
>>679998870
you get to fight with the same woman every week
>>680009158
>be 22
Please. You think you're old and wise. Your dreams will get crushed, pretty much anyone you know will leave your life, you'll start worrying about your health - then you'll find someone who grants you sweet release. Someone who you'll tolerate and long for when you're crawling your way back from the daily grind - you've yet to grind at 22. Trust us. You've yet to wish all your friends to go leave you the hell alone on a weekend.
No one here would know
>>679999186
>dating girls this clingy and controlling
>>680020805
>Dated 1 girl who was a constant nag
>date 1 girl
>1 girl
sounds like you really put in the effort
>>680007370
Is shit like this really common for people here?
Sure, I've been in only two "serious" relationships, but the first one wouldn't give a shit to text me and the second one would ask if I was busy if I was being too distant or something in my texts.
>>680003847
you haven't dated a latina before haven't you?
It's like sex but with more nagging
>>680020805
>1 girl
Nigger are you even trying
>>680003847
>shitskin detected
you can tell some fucking sand nigger photoshopped that picture with his broken english.
>cummed on my face
>>680011902
you're right, i should probably work on those things
>>680009499
lmao
>>680005487
haha, funny.
i sometimes wish my girlfriend would let me pay any of this, except birthday and xmas
>>680009499
woah, everyone gets gets here?
>>680005366
Her feet are fucking massive looks like she's wearing scuba slippers
>>680008965
Sauce?
>>679999186
>somewhat frequent sex
y u so beta
>>680022253
>what is refraction
>>680021624
>>680021509
>Misses the withdrawn part
>Misses the alone part
niggas you even logically put shit together?
>>680022469
That's irrelevant. You said the fact that 1 girl was a nag has put you off forever
>>680020805
>>680021509
>>680021624
his girlfriend died. as someone who has lost a significant other to death in their 20s, 1 girl in 5 years is decent progress. keep it up dude, don't lose hope
>>679999186
All of my this. Broke a 3 year relationship a month ago for literally every con u posted
>>679998870
I've treated most of my girlfriends like my actually friends, and that worked out well. However, most of my friends are guys and not pussies so they can take a hit and not complain. Also, during sex with my last girlfriend I told her she could get paid for this shit, and she got offended
>>680009158
i'll take her off your hands op. its a tough job but I can handle it
>>680022372
What is being a faggot. It doesn't have anything to do with deflection.
>>680022948
>I dated a shitty girl (for three years lol) so that means all women are the same
Damn, fags like you are on par with fat femifucks who dj talk about how all men are trash and rapists because of their shitty experiences
>>679998870
I fucking love crazy eyes like that, makes me wanna bang til my dick falls off.
>>680023189
No idea where 'dj' came from
>>680022989
You see, my ex was like a boxer, you give em a beating and they come back for more
>>680007643
>napisy pl
czy to ten słynny anon-debil?
>>679999425
This. Walls of text and she actually were using multiple girlfriends to compile those massive walls. Such an annoing race.
Depends on the girl. Mine's got an assault charge on her record and I can sense it's only a matter of time until she gets physical with me. Loss of freedoms and all, it ain't no bundle of sunshine.
>>680022144
yeah boi
>>680023189
Didnt say every girl was the same. I specifically said i dated a girl that had the same issues.
>>680010565
>Tfw no one that well rounded will ever be attracted to you
This feel plus:
>no one attractive will ever be attracted to you again
For the last year now only fatasses seem to give a shit about me, when before that I could manage to pull in QTs.
What happened?
>>679998870
>>679999186
Too be fair that most women.
I married a bro level chick they do exist. She gets high with me and watches dumb shit, she has a banging body and keeps herself in great shape. Excellent tits.
Let me put it like this.
Pros:
Sex whenever I want
Smoke all the weed I want everyday
Doesn't mind me going out at all
Keeps me active
Gets me out so I can make friends
Easy to please all around
Cons
Is not a morning person to the max.
Her family thinks were straight edge
She was raped so emotional baggage
That's it. She is awesome and I never see myself wanting anyone else.
>>680023189
you can't talk logically to people on /b/. their view is the only view, didn't you know? they basically represent everything they say they hate
but fuck it, i'm still here. i like the tits
>>680023900
also waiting for that qt3.14 and "normal" behavior. Sit tight it's going to be a long ride.
>>680010941
>Oh Chris? Nah he used to like me but he's totally over it now
>Oh simon? He's just an old friend
Also,
>he's like a brother to me
Bull fucking shit, you think I'm that fucking stupid?
>>680023864
But you supported the other guy's post who was basically saying that all gfs have those set pros and cons
>>680023997
>Smoke all the weed I want everyday
You sound like a responsible man :)
>>680023997
i'm in a similar boat, almost exactly, although she's the morning person and I definitely am not lol. she was married to an incredibly abusive fuck head a few years before we got together, but she actively works through her own shit and i'm glad to support her when i can.
it's so easy if you just fucking try
>>680024440
do you drink? do you play video games? do you watch television? do you do anything that only benefits you at least once per day? you're on /b/ for fuck's sake
you can smoke weed every day and still be a productive member of society
Well the first month is cool, sex and chill every now and then. However all mt experiences they usually get pissy three months in and assume you're cheating or hate them. After 6 months it sorta just ends. Its cool tbh
>>680015062
Shit this pretty much sums up my last relationship. Weirdly I now miss her loads and desperately want her back, even though when I was with her I was bored as fuck and didn't think about her much in my own time.
I guess it was comfy having someone who was passive and wasn't too emotional, compared to the gf before who was a crazy Bi Polar, manipulative bitch. Right now I just want someone there so cuddle with and watch movies with tbh fam
>>679998870
having gf is fine...but dont upgrade her to a wife status...just dont
>>680024856
be more interesting. they're getting bored of you
maybe self reflect before you blame others
>>680024440
Fuck it I fought and bled for my country. I pay taxes. I take care of business. I have a good house ,excellent wife, steady income.
Why shouldn't I be able to smoke weed.
>>680024985
yes, it's never worked
except for all the times it has worked
>>680025021
Well if I'm not interesting enough for em fuck em. Why should I change? I just want to get stoned listen to 70s prog rock and play Metal Gear.
>>680025327
totally fine, you don't have to change. i'm just saying. it's probably not them
>>679998870
Women are something between men and animals. Start treating them for what they are and you will get pussy all the time.
>>680025699
I agree, Im just retarded. Btw nice dubs desu
>>680011902
Nope, you're just retarded. Sorry my man.
>>680009158
This is the best that could happen to anyone mate. It doesnt ever ever get better than this and you will regret leaving her.
If you are in love too much, women start to resent you. I've been in your position and stopped like you want now. Worst decision of my life. Often you only realise what you had when you loose it.
>>680003819
I only know one single fucking girl who meets these conditions and she feels nothing for me.
>just fuck my shit up
>>679998870
Pros:
>Might get sex
>MIGHT cook for you. But unless she is 50+ y/o it will taste like radioactive shit
Cons:
>Craving
>Demanding
>Will act like a 5 y/o if she doesn't get her way
>If you point out something bad aboit something she does, she will somehow try and make so that it's your fault
>If you're having a disussion with her and your arguments are more valid than hers, she will act like a 5 y/o
>nagging
>Double standards
>bitching over meanigless shit
>since she is a woman, she is incapable of logical thinking
Protip:
Get a girl and shag her a few times, then dump her ass. For your own sanity's sake.
>>680026118
nah anon, he's right
>>679998870
I just like fucking and hanging out for a little. All the other horse shit annoys me
>>680001759
haha yeah. okayyyyy wise guy
>>680026282
how many people have you met in your life?
how many people live in your town?
how many people live in the world?
why are you shopping so locally, anon? if life is shit, move and make a new life
>>679999186
>>679999285
>>679999425
>>679999944
>>680001189
>>680001420
>>680001994
>>680002256
>>680003847
>>680004189
>>680005487
what the actual fuck guys ? where do you live to find such retarded girls ?
fucking women fuckingg ay shit fucking nigger shit piss go to hell
>>680026640
Calm down, son.
>>680026501
the problem lies with them, but if you ever try to tell them that... good luck
>>680026470
> if life is shit, move and make a new life
yeah I should just kill myself
>>680015638
>no friends
Then it's doubtful any woman you'd want would date you.
>>680026501
Here I posted a pic for you
>>680015638
girls fucking love social media
>>680001702
Got nudes?
>>679998870
I've been with my girl for 4 years now
Pros:
>She and I can talk about anything
>She likes to have sex
>She's smart
>She's cute
>She has been trying to get into shape. Lost about 70 lbs a couple years back and is committed to not getting fat again
>she's strong willed
Cons:
>because we were friends for a long time before dating, sex is still a little weird to bring up
>she never initiates sex
>simple conversations turn into arguments. kinda both our faults though
>pretty convinced she would never cheat on me
Neither pro or con:
>she doesn't cook, but I really enjoy it.
She's the one for me. We've been talking about getting married for a while.
>>680026859
go for it, it'd save us the bullshit of having to listen to you bitch
jesus christ everyone thinks they're so unique
>>680027168
>pretty convinced she would never cheat on me
holy shit i'm retarded. That's a pro
>inb4 cuck
>>680011437
check your doubles doubles singles faggot
>>680001759
Just wait, give it some more time, it will break loose
>>680027195
people who kill them self mostly don't think that they're special
>>680005487
First of all :
SEX EQUALITY
>You get gifts too
>She pays half of the dates
Second : who gives fucking gifts on other days than christmas and birthday ?
>>679998870
It depends.
If you can't stand hearing about her day and tell you about things, it sucks, better to jack it or pay for her to go away.
If you enjoy hearing about her, it's awesome, just depends on your girl.
BTW, that pic is bullshit.
>>680001258
The underwear looks photoshopped
>>680005090
ahhh a chubby girl. i bet she's quite skilled with bj's. every heavier than average girl i've messed with was great at using their mouth.
>>679999186
This and they'll spend all your money on dumb shit.
>>680001258
You charge too much
>>680009847
yo 630 here, whats your gf look like?
>>680009158
Basically in the same situation.
Except that since 2 months she's bad in bed.
Basically, stay with her, because finding a girl with a good family and all the extra cool stuff is hard
Maybe try and meet new ones, and on day she'll realise that you don't love her and she'll let it go
>>680002256
And they're very selfish and manipulative. Everything will always be your fault anon.
>>680027168
>pretty convinced she would never cheat on me
Fucking piece of shit cuck
>>680003923
It will stop the day you get married or she has a kid.
>>680027168
>she doesn't cook, but I really enjoy it.
Fucking Lord of the Cucks
>>679998870
You need to jerk off more. I started Jerking off every time I decided to text one of my ex girlfriends. Life is simpler.
>>679998870
Milk and salty coins
>>680001759
Either you're a girl or you haven't had a long term relationship yet.
>>680005366
>Every human and every woman is different. Yes, there are many women who talk too much, are being overly attached and often jealous or are bad at sex.
>Yet I ended up with a woman who is loyal, fucks like a porn star, does everything I want in the
>bedroom, leaves me alone with my lads if I want to have a men's night, and is very fun to be around.
>Yes, she sometimes talks too much, yes, maybe it's boring sometimes if you fucked for 3 hours and don't know what to do. Guess what, nobody's perfect, neither are you.
>If you want a girlfriend who isn't overly jealous, get to know her and find out if she has a high self-esteem. If she does, perfect, she will have her own life besides you and won't bother you all the time, and probably still doesn't cheat on you unless you are a pathetic fuck who can't leave HER alone.
>tl;dr: Be an adult. Find a mature and adult girl you like. Make love. Be free and independent. Still be happy together. Welcome to the good life.
Kek
>>680011205
Winrar!
>>680028502
It works. Can confirm
>>680005366
where is she at id swim the fuck out of that
>>680005304
>>Constant hopping from one girl to another before getting to know eachother
>>knows shit about true love and relationships
Haha, faggot.
>>680028354
>>680028457
Women suck with money. All of them nag. All of them are hypocrites. All of them lie about money. Very few of them cook anymore. Also sex goes downhill after marriage or a kid. Not worth it.
>>680010941
Or she has a better job than me and still expects me to pay for everything, then after two years I'm brass and we finish and she still has most of her cash, I'm never getting involved with these diseased cunts again, Jacking off is cheaper and you feel glad you're single after.
>>680027778
i didn't say special
i said unique
as in they talk as though they're the only people with problems
>>680028273
says the guy blaming everything on the girl, every time, no matter what
>>680009830
SHE IS FUCKING RUSSIAN.
She's the boss at home and the sole thing she wants to do is take care of you and outside you are the boss and you do whatever the fuck you want.
Be Alpha as fuck, but if she truly insists on doing something for your relationship/family, let her... She's trying to make it the best for you.
>>680029293
women suck with money because men pay for everything and they never have the need. then the men bitch about it even though they enabled it in the first place
protip: stop paying for everything
if that's the only way you can get a girl, problem lies with you
>>679998870
Nearly 4 years in, it's pretty rad. Love, affection, support, occasional -jobs, home cooked meals, constant support for any harebrained schemes that I have. Shit's kinda sweet.
>>680008965
looks like benedict cumberbatch
>>679999186
Truth
>>680010407
Not the anon you responded to but I want to add something here.
Spending only money on your gf is shit and will not make your relationship last long, the gifts I liked the most from my exes were actually stuff they made themselves and not something bought in a shop...
But if you want the V whenever you want, wherever you want it... Buy her something every 2 weeks, it's kinda sad but yes it works with nearly every girl...
>>680002256
>women are massive sluts
woman hating virgin detected, go ahead let that anger out /b/ro, just know its not going to get you laid any faster
>>680009158
You are gay. She has no penis.
>>680002256
but those cons apply to men too
>>680007609
She's actually cheating on you but making it seem like she's at least half interested in your cuck life. Also probably 250+ pounds which makes sense since she gives good head.
>>680011073
Yep everytime you have a hardtime with a woman just break up with her and move on.
you're never going to have childeren, but you probably already knew that.
I'm 29, I've been in quite a few relationships.
Honestly the only time I'm really happy in a relationship is when it's with a very submissive girl, one where I can walk in the front door, smack her ass, tell her I'm horny, and within a few minutes have my dick in her mouth and her being thrilled about it. Basically I want a girl who lives to please me.
If it's a bitchy girl or one that tries to be dominant or controlling I end up pretty miserable and usually dump them before long. It's a shame because they usually don't seem that way at first but there's a certain point where a switch is flipped and they, I assume, start feeling too "safe" or comfortable in the relationship and that's usually where things turn to shit.
If I'm not with a very submissive girl I'd almost prefer being single.
>>680005366
wise anon, underrated post
actually, its pretty nice.
would recommend
>>680031151
nah, i ended up with someone i'm really happy with. the hard times aren't hard with her. the point isn't to not have problems, the point is that you can find someone that will work through problems with you, not against you. but i only found her because i didn't settle like an idiot
>>680023997
>was raped
