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I need to acquire more alcohol to proceed with this deed but please feel free to roll dubs while I walk to the liquor store. Oh and also help me bang my stupidly hot half sister fam
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>>679998843
OP you are a legend
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this is it, hes dun it
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>>679998843
We salute you OP
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Send the seal pasta
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>>679998843
im acting like this because the smell of your juices drives me insane

please fuck me sister
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Rolling for 'I wanna lick your asshole'
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>OP give us your hot spic sis pic
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We are still here OP we will keep this shit bumped
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>>679991694
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From other one, this was dubs:

Just let me spread that pink box of yours open and massage that clit with my tongue. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

Do you like your asshole licked too?
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>>679999199
waste of dubs
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>>679998843
"pls fuck me :'("
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Send her a dick pic
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>>679998843
>>>679998555

begin by deliviring this

trips have the final say
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>Roll this to save OP. He deserves it. He's >been a true hero.

>"Hey listen, I know I went a bit too far >regardless of weather I am drunk or not but t>here's this website I go on and they roll a >number I choose and I write what they tell me >to say to you. I know it sounds weird if you >haven't been on the site before but most >people just want to make other people say >horrible things to each other. Like even right >now this isn't even me writing this but >someone who got the two numbers I choose. >So just forget about this. I am way to drunk. >Sorry and I'll seen you soon."

was winnar last thread. kinda kills though
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>>679998843
Ey sis, I'm sorry for saying all those things, I'm just going through some hard times. I found out I have a terminal illness, cancer. I haven't told anyone yet so please don't say anything, I'm so sad.
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>>679999136
Kek image
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Call the police to my house I'm gonna try to OD. If they come in time it's a sign we should Fuck. If not I'm in a better place.
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>>679998843
Why are you saying fam, you're mexican
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Tell you what I'll suck John dick while he fingers your ass
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What are you drinking?

If dubs
"Tell Juan he can watch if he wants to. This OP is no faggot"
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please show me tits or im going to commit suicide
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'I stole some of your panties a while ago and sniffed them and jizzed on them, it made me so hard I want you to wear them'
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>>679999409
Reroll
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>>679998843
Hey listen, I know I went a bit too far regardless of weather I am drunk or not but there's this website I go on and they roll a number I choose and I write what they tell me to say to you. I know it sounds weird if you haven't been on the site before but most people just want to make other people say horrible things to each other. Like even right now this isn't even me writing this but someone who got the two numbers I choose. So just forget about this. I am way to drunk. Sorry and I'll seen you soon
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>>679999409
nice thumbnail faggot
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>>679999136
>sweden.jpg
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>>679999284
she's not gonna continue the convo any much longer so it's a great closure for OP and us
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>>679999284
roll for this.
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>>679999468
rr
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>>679999388
Wow
Just wow
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Just let me spread that pink box of yours open and massage that clit with my tongue. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

Do you like your asshole licked too?
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>>679999136
Sweden.png
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>>679999479
rolling for OP, the new king of /b/
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>>679999319
Rollin
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Because i cant keep my feelings bottled up anymore sis... i used to think i could get by with stealing your dirty undies and wanking onto them but my urges have grown and im not living in the shadows anymore.
Im really sorry about all this, i know you probably wont have sex with me but could i at least have a sexy photo?
Just to get me through the day?

Im falling into a deep depression spiral and i need this right now sis. Please...as your half brother and family im begging you.
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>>679998843
Saying this will give you a chance however small in the future of it happening or at least have her thinking/fantasizing about it

"l seriousness, I just want you to lay back, spread your legs, and let me use my tongue to make you quiver. You can't say you're not interested in being the center of attention"
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>>679999329
Why aren't you saying fam? Aren't you Mexican?
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>>679999479
roll
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>>679999284
*ahem* aaactuallyy...
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MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMESMEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES
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>>679998843
D nd
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>>679999627
rollin
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Send her this picture and write:
"I have already bought all this stuff and have it set up right beside me. Send some nudes or i'll kill myself, i'm not even kidding anymore."
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I have to confess something: I stole a pair of your dirty panties last time I was over. Your pussy smells and tastes so sweet on your underwear baby, I need to have the real thing asap!
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>>679999479
reroll
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>>679999814
rr
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>>679998843
Roll
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>>679999814
Roll
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>>679998843
Rolling for >>679999999
If get op has to say the thing with the guy pointing a gun to his head.. Also, I'm an emo.
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>>679999627
roll
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>>679999961
99999
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>>679999388
This is beautiful
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>>679999627
Roll
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>>679999788
And that will do it OP.
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huihiu
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>>680000000
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>>679999848
Roll
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9999999 INCOMING
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>>679999692
I'm Brit, I have a right to say it, it is consistent with the accent, I don't because it's cringey af
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Can i please smell your farts while john fucks my ass?
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>>679999848
Reroll
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>>680000244
Good try faggot
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>>680000311
;)
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>>679999814
rolling
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>>679998843
What the fuck did John just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. John is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe him the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think John can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and his IP is being traced right now so he better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing John calls his life. He is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill him in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe his miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only John could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon him, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now he is going to pay the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and John and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>679998843
Did anyone save the molested by Daddy one because that got dubs?
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>>680000000
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Guys op is kill?
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>>679999319
Stop scaring her
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Holy fuck balls the 9999 post is the word GOD we are fucking doomed faggots
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>>680000306
BAHAHA FUCKING GREAT
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>>679999533
win win win.
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>>680000311
This should be good
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>>679999848
Dubs for this. Not so over-the-top she'll call 911 or something.. that's no fun.
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>>680000503
My fucking sides
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>>680000503
I bet she thinks your on somthing right now
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>>679998843
>help me bang my stupidly hot half sister fam

Easy, OP, very easy.
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I just took everything in my medicine cabinet. Clocks ticking sis.
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You may have heard from some of my ex girlfriends, but I have amazing skills with my tongue. Why don't you just pull off those clothes, lean back and let me bring you to a level of pleasure you've never experienced before. I'd even lick your asshole.
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>>679999848
Reroll
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>>680000000
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>>680000655
WINRAR
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>>679999848
This
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>>679999814
roll roll roll
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>>680000503
Don't come to my house you slut I'll slit ur throat if you walk through tht door
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>>679998843
OP, you are amazing. Rolling for dubs, if so, tell her "I know you are going to be married and I wouldn't do anythinganything to mess that up but I've wanted to be with you for years and just to show how sincere I am, I'd be willing to let him fuck me while you watch, just for the chance to slip between those Beautiful pussy lips I spent so much time staring at while you slept"...
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>>680000503
After all that, she got you a bacon burger? You have a nice sister :)
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>>680000666
Sup Satan
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>>680000655
fuckin kek
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>>680000666
Satanic Trips Win
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>>680000666
Oh shit...>>680000666
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>>680000503
dude she wants to bring you a burger after you said that shit? She secretly wants it but her bf is watching the texts
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>>680000655
>>680000666
Hahaha holy shit
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>>680000666
666 get OP, you must say this
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>>679999746
Trips are more worth than dubs, actually

>newfag
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>>680000666
sAtaNic trIps
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>>680000655
kek
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>>680000503
Every day I've been dying to know how your pussy tastes like, I know it's wrong but I can't help it, come to the library I'm being serious.
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>>6799999999
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>>679999814
kek rolling
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>>680000503
Wtf OP?! Wasn't even dubs you stupid piece of shit. Why should we try to help when you pick the worst option you had and it wasn't even an option...as usual, OP has let muh duhrn
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I can't take this anymore. I need to relieve the pressure. I need your help, please sis. Are you near a bathroom or something? If you could just send me a naughty pic that would make everything better. Please i never ask you for anything
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>>679999999
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>>680000503
Listen up sis im gonna give you advice...never mix alcohol with cocaine its bad for your health...i mean look at me now
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>>680000848
someone re-rolled you tard
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>>679999848
Rolling
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>>680000739
This. Fuck this thread and just let her bring that burger she's yours.
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>>680000848
He never said dubs or trips you faggot
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>>680000848
see
>>679999622
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If you send me nudes I'll throw up the pills. This is your last chance. Save my life.
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>>680000909
Omg yes
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>>680000933
YEEESSSS
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>>680000933
WINRAR DELIVAR OP
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>>680000655
>>680000666
It's only fair you put both of these
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>>680000999
t r i p s
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Dubs galore
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>let's give OP a break

Look, I know I got problems and I know I need to talk some things over but I am not willing to talk to anyone but you. You're the only one I trust.
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>>680000790
Not in a dubs get thread; as specified by OP you fag, then it's just a single and dubs; I.e. Worth the same- only mine was first in last thread
>"newfag"
>being this new
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>>680000999
Reverse Satan
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>>680000909
rollo
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>>680000999
CHECKD
Post sis pic pls
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>>680000943
You must be new to this thread. Hi, im bob.
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OP I KNOW WE ASK A LOT AND YOU ARE A TRUE HERO BUT PLEASE HURRY UP THE ANTICIPATION OF EVERY POST IS LITERALLY KILLING ME
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Post previous messages
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Please let me lick your freshly fucked pussy and let me suck out johns seed and swallow it down together with your pussy slime
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>>680001094
Agreed
Roll
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Given up following dubs just waiting for op to deliver
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Lets use the foam coming from my mouth as lube.
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Ive had an enema including belladonna seeds, nutmeg, yopo and maté, now i'm watching a book with friends :DDDDD
You are my xyz, i lohohove youx
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>>680001175
rolling to kill OP
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Wat the fuck, sorry sis account got hacked checking this from my phone
We should bang tough ;^)
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U know what... a cheesburger is a good reason to live. I can go for a last meal
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>>680000848
I take it back OP. Didn't see the re roll
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>>680001211
winrar
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>>680000666
This needs said.
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>>680001211
>check'd.

Do it, OP. Save your skin.
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I'm taking her advice so I'll be right back
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>>680001211
Winrar
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>>680001296
Rollll
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>>680000790
who cares what OP says. trips are harder to aquire than dubs so therefore they hold more weight
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>>680001276
rollin
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>>680001422
the irony
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>>680001276
roll
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>>680001422
meant for
>>680001095
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>>680001422
Someone who knows what they are talking about.
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Shut the fuck up, OP is out, don't 404 the thread.
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>>680000503
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>>680000666
>>680000999
These are your winrars OP
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>4" monster
kek
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>>680001422
Lol wasted dubs bitching about trip weight omg the irony
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>>680001422
Silly summerfag. Rules are rules. Don't like it? Be prepared to be called a faggot everytime you post
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>>680001276
rolls
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>>680001549
>harder
>implying difficulty
>luck
>doesn't follow OP's specs
>should leave OP's thread
>look mom I caught an <><
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>>680001375
What the fuck OP? Why are you disrespecting dubs?
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>>680001375
Fucking ash. Faggot name
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>>680001537
>>680001600
>>680001684
>>680001693
>>680001736
See
>>680001549

Also I take that back, you guys were right I guess. DUBS ROOLZ
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>>680001737
Give him time numb nuts that guy hasn't done wrong yet
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>>680001375
Op deliver on this >>679999848. Dubs here >>680000933

Come on fag this is a good one cause I bet you've actually sniffed her panties before.
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>>680001276
rollrollroll
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>>680001808
Gotta catch em all
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Sis... just make love to me alright? Just do it. It'll make everything okay, I swear.
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>>680001276
r o l l
o l l r
l l r l
l l r o
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>>680001894
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>>680001737
>walking to liquor store
>trying not to get run over or pinched
>drunk AF
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>>680001276
rollz
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"I need to catch em all, including your pussy"
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i hope someone saved this. this is 4chan legend
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>>680001888
Shit that one has dubs and two sets of trips behind it!! Deliver on the panties one op. >>679999848
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>>679998843
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>>680001985
roll
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Joey put weed in my inhaler.
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bumping
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>>680001276
ROLL!!!
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>>680002206
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>>680001276
roll
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>>680001276
r0ll
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>>680001375
>ash
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>>680001276
rolling
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>>679998843
I SALUTE YOU, LORD.
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>>679999145
rerawlin
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>>680001276
roll
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>>680002766
WINRAR
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I don't know what this is, I just rolled up in here but man it's funny as fuck
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is this your sister, OP?
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>>680001094
>>680001211

Do it, OP.
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>>680002413

I posted that meme earlier. I'm depressed as fuck :(

Roll >>680001276
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>>680002907
holy shit
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>>680002907
Nice job, Anon. Do you have her FB or anything?
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>>680002907
Post her fb or insta
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>>680000006
>>680000056
>>680000110
>>680000111
>>680000116
QUADS, QUADS AVARYWHARE
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>>679999647
Reroll
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>>680002907
Nice
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>>680002907
Yes, that is OP's sis, he forgot to censor on one image
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>>680002907
Damn op I want to fuck your sister too.. You have any pics of her dirty panties? Also deliver you faggot
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>>680002907
dem skillzzz
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>>680003057
>being this new
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>>680002907
Holy shit :O
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>>680003057
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>>680003057

go away newfaggit
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>>680002963
Fb?
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>>680002766
DUBS
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>>680001616
lol
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>>680002907
Doesn't look spic-y enough
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>>680003100
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>>680003175

I originally got the image from FB.
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>>680002907
i am honestly so impressed with this anons ability to find this girl from a 10x10 fucking screenshot
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>>680003268
Whats her name?
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>>680003293
How tf did he do it
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>>680002907
And you faggots just ruined OP's chance for this piece

Congratulations
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>>680002766
win.rar.png
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>>680002907
How in the fuck is someone able to do that with the tiny pic with super low res that was left by OP???someone explain pls

Also she doesn't look like she's from South America like at all is OP trolling
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>>680002556
Ash is like saying UGGH in Spanish, it's not my name

>>680002907
How the fuck did you find that? lmao
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WHERE IS OP
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>>680003148
I got trips btw :D
and you too!
we can be frunds :))
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Don't post any more of her, or her fb you fucktards. If you want an op to deliver don't pull this shit every time.
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>>680003320

Wilfred Wilberforce III.
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>>680003394
PLEASE POST GOOD ENDING
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>>680001276
>>680002766
WINZIP
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>>680003374
I'm full Mexican, her mom is white
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>>680003394
fuck your sister
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>>680000999
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>>680003394
DELIVER ON THIS >>680000933
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>>680003456
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>>680003394
dude she's looking for any reason to come see after you just said you want to fuck her. Don't deny her

if dubs: "I just really need someone here right now, it would be great if you could come over for a minute"
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How often do you do this? Just wondering
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>>680002907
MORE
WE NEED MORE

OP pls >>680003394 give us some pics :)))))))))))
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>>680003394
She said she'll give you a ride OP maybe she's subtly hinting at a ride on your stick to see what you'd say
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>>680003577
this, go for the kill /b/rother
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>>680003577
dubs of truth
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>>680003577
This.
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>>679999647
Roll until I get this tbh
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>>680003577
Cmon op
Dun b fgt
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>>680003475
kek
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>>680003577
winrar
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>>680003577
winner, true wingan
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>>680001276
>>680002766
winrar
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>>680003577
YES! GOOD LUCK OP
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>>680003577
Oh shit didn't dawn on me until now OP is this gonna work?
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>>680003577
Just do it!!!!!!!
Op u post way too slow there are so many gets in this thread
its like watching a whale trying to walk on land
A waste of time right?
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>>680003555
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>>680003577
He needs to tell her to come alone.
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>>680003394
Luck, I guess... Or maybe not, Adolfo?
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Op gonna get so epussy tonight....
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>>680003815
he prolly takes his time cutting out names and shit
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>>680003869
:0
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TOP FUCKING KEK

Vamos Adolfo, fóllatela por nosotros!!
Come on Adolfo, fuck her for us all!!
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>>680001422
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Is she blood related that is the question... Like same father?
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>>680003930
Well he can leave her pic out now
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>>680003869
>>680002907

HOW DO YOU DO THIS
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>>680002766
>>680001276
Windows.rar
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>>680003930
Makes sense i guess
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>>680000000
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>>680004026
Half sister would suggest they share one parent. Definitely wouldn't want to knock her up...
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>>680000001
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>>680004130
OP and his baby El Retardo
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>>680004130
Pop it in da pooper!
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>>680002766
Winner
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>>680004130
Just get head from amirite?
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>>680004130
Why not? They would have a potato of their very own.
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>>680004026
Fuck off fag. The negative effects of incest were blown out of proportion by religious fags who didn't want their kids fucking. It takes generations of being within the immediate family for any significant rise in retarded baby chances, etc. People can and should fuck their siblings if it's something they want to do.

Also, if trips, just message her the bullet points in this post, not the word for word.
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Let's get OP laid

Rolling for "hook me up with one of your friends, i'm in need of intimicy <3"
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>>680004130
The baby would emerge like a jacket potato
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>>679999647
Last roll ;-;
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maricon
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>>680003577
dubs of destiny
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>>680004422
Dubble dubs you should be proud
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>>680004526
Have John come over
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>>680004338
It would be so much nicer to just use bad judgement and cum deep inside her even though they both know they shouldn't. You ever done that? I have, but not with my sister Lol OP should just roll the dice and blow it inside her pussy. That's beyond naughty. There's always the morning after pill
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>>680004104
What was it
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"Look sis, i m not feeling good, i wish you would be here, if you could come and bring me some water it would be good".
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>>680004526
holy shit you're sister is one of the nicest persons i've ever seen
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>>680002766
>>680001276
Winrar
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>>680004526
You got this OP
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>>680004551
>Last roll for real
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>>680004422
I see in that case... How many generation of inbreeding do you suffer from?
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>>680004526
Fuck... OP you do goof'd.

things will never be the same between you and her from now on

you're gonna regret doing this so hard when you sober up

all for making strangers laugh on your sister's behalf?
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>>680004655
winrar
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>>680004041
>>680003027
>>680003049
>>680003293
>>680003374

wanna see some more?
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>>680004526
You overlooked one of her images. My guess is some anon did a reverse image search of the clipped thumbnail and then took a look at her facebook profile.

You may stop blanking the convo now.

>also tell her to come over alone
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>>680004526
está buena hasta en texto. pasa fotos cabrón!!
she's hot even in text, post pics bastard!!
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>>680004782
fuckin yeah, show us your god skills
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>>680000909
its perfect time for this now
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>>680004725
im pretty sure it will be fine if he explains it to her
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>>680003394

Too bad, ash is now your name UGGH
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>>680004782
Alright fine.. I wasn't going to encourage this, but op ignored my dubs get, and I was really excited about seeing her reaction. Lay it on me.
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>>680004130
Chance for that with half siblings 1st Generation incest is miniscule
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>>680004820
i know, i saw it too.

but even reverse image searching the larger, better pic gives zero results. mystery?
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OP WHEN SHE COMES OVER GO IN FOR A KISS. SET CAMERA UP AND RECORD IT. THEN POST WEBM
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>>680004782
do it
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>>680004725

This. Screencap this thread. It's your only hope, OP.
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>>680000000

OMG
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>>680004526
>John
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>>680004422
The retardness comes from recessive mutations, so after 3-5 generations they get retarded mostly, after 7-9 generations they get more normal again
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Motherfuckin OP deleting his posts...

IF DUBS, "Im really sorry sis but Im very sad and I need you here right now Im going to kill myself"
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>>680001388
Just say this OP
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>>680004720
Well neither of my parents have any siblings to speak of, but I can't attest to their ancestors, etc. I also don't have any siblings, unfortunately. So I've just been fucking your mom this whole time. We make do.
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MOAR OF MARIE
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>>680004983
What was it
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a drunk man tells what the sober doesn't
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>>680004782
Yes
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OP confirmed for faggot

who actually does this, you must be a giant fucking autist, no wonder your sister is so nice to you - she knows that you're absolutely fucking retarded and can't help your behaviour
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>>680004526
send me a pic of you
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>>680005120
boner made me roll for this, she's so gorgeous
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Im about to kill my self if you dont grab my throbbing cock
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>>680005143
It was a get, you retard.
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>>680005108
Ooooooooooohhhh
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Ops sis is super nice and understanding and he has no problem saying all the fucked up shit to her which makes me think they have a good relationship with lots of trollz and fun and gamez and he can easily tell her this is all a joke and they will be good.
Amirite OP?
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>>680005143
a lil duck
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"I don t feel my right arm and my eyes are closing, i love you sis, never forget it".
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>>680005215
>>680005244
Boi if you dont send me a screencap
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>>680005188
;__;
why do you have to be honest
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>>680002766
>>680001276
winrar
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>>680005207
>>680005049

We been there, it doesnt work, stop this
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New thread op. Do it.

If op is done we can just do a marie thread and fap to ops sister.
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>>680004839
>>680004927
>>680004973
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>inb4 404
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