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YLYL thread
>>679994039
Christ, this white boy tryhard, "I'm going to kick your fucking ass." Sure ya are buddy. Just fucking laugh. What's the damage? What is that hurting? It's a god damn joke, kek.
If that happened to me my sides would be to fucking Neptune before I ever posted it on Twitter.
>>679994490
Not YLYL material but still one of my favorite videos ever.
>>679994373
Ylyl not cringe
>>679994783
Don't you fags let this shit die
You guys are an inexhaustible source of disappointment. If I found a bottle with a genie and he gave me three wishes my first wish would be that you guys started being funny. It should be a criminal offence being unfunny like you are. Seriously you guys need to be regulated
One of my personal favorites
>>679995491
Contribute faggot
>>679995491
>waaah i'm gonna complain about /b/ not catering to my humor without contributing what i find funny why can't you guys read my mind and know what i enjoy?
>>679994783
Fuckin Aussies, sitting back with a beer and a steak and laughing at how dysfunctional the rest of the world is
>>679994436
This isn't funny this is cringe.
>>679994933
then what?
>>679995314
just made me lose my shit dudeI
>>679995817
Especially the guy sitting on the table. You know his ass isn't comfortable and he just powers through it to look different
>>679995871
are you autistic?
>>679995577
>time flies when you're a faggot
also check'd
>>679995249
ugh
>>679995577
triple dubs
>>679995491
Nigga look at shitposting
Not even contributing to thread kys fam
>faggot>>679995491
>>679994400
hahahahahaha
>>679994489
Im certain it's not Jesus who's calling that cunt
>>679994595
same, I drive a GTI so if someone cardboard riced it the results would be inevitably hilarious.
This is the kind of prank that is totally ok to me.
>>679994434
What the fuck!? LMAOOOO lost.
>>679996233
Nice dubs
>>679996441
wut
>>679996636
fuckin niggers man I'm telling you
Sup
>>679994489
*7 hearts. The first heart transplant replaces his original with a new one, giving him two unique hearts, so the 6th transplant replaces his 6th one, giving him 7 unique hearts.
>>679995996
What would happen if you firmly punched it in the nose repeatedly with your other hand? Are dogs sharks?
>>679995613
>>679995661
>>679996136
I always post I'm the one who post the funny stuff but I'm not going to contribute anymore because I've had it with you guys being unfunny all the time you suck I hate you
>>679995987
this is fucking awesome i love it
>>679995295
Lost.
>>679996426
>I can't breath
>>679996747
Holy shit, you're right
>>679996273
Damn right.
>>679995817
Most of the Ylyl threads are filled with cringes
>>679994322
These always get me
>>679995726
We're just as fucked
>>679996863
>>679995996
>that kick
>from dog whisperer to "fuck off me you stupid cunt" in half a second.
>>679996662
what am I looking at?
>>679994400
This is like the first time ever I laughed out loud at a ylyl thread
>>679996749
you got a bunch of legal actions from liberal faggots
>>679997460
What the fuck
>>679994322
God these kinds of pics are so fucking fake it hurts. 1/10 made me kinda scoff out loud.
>>679997575
castration
>his a rapist
>>679997697
Oh fair enough
>>679995949
Do you see those chairs? Plastic and can break if you bend to far back in them, it's probably hot in there too since he's shoeless, and those tables get nice and cold.
>>679994634
hahahah this got me
>>679994434
Topkek. So fucking true.
>>679994651
Lost so hard
>>679994322
Nobody from Harvard would take the time to type out a response to an application like that, specifically quoting lines from the application. Like someone is really trying to explain the reasons why that dumbass application was rejected when they reject applications from serious candidates all the time?
This is fake and not very funny.
>>679994186
only Quads quads can stop this beast!
Or some watermelon flavored KFC
>>679994400
da faq?
kekked
>>679994490
>>679995295
Dammit.
>>679995987
A lot of mid East combatants have Instagram, my personal favorite is the Peshmerga
>>679996856
i'm not laughing, i'm fucking crying :(((((
>>679998163
>Being this new to not even
>recognize 4chan's servers
>>679994684
tl:dr
>>679994260
lost
>>679998163
>not having hover zoom or imagus
>>679995987
should have dip your bullets in pigs blood and then shoot him, covering him in pig blood afterwards, in their religion they dont get to go to their "heaven" if they get porked ;D
>>679997109
Fuck I can smell it
>>679996856
I bet they raped that sweet pussy too.
>>679998297
Link?
>>679995871
We rip open the tea bags and smoke the 'tea' inside. There's a secret us Brits have been keeping from the rest of the world. We don't drink tea, we smoke it. You see, it is a drug that effectively gives us intense hallucinations with no known damaging side effects. We experience hallucinations, such as believing that David Cameron wants the best for the public (Tea is the reason he was voted in) And that Cancer Research UK is actually helping cure cancer rather than just continually taking our money. In spite of this, the government filled Tea with 'mind-controlling' chemicals that make us believe the government is a good thing and that's why we don't have as much feminism as Americans. So from now on, if you ever come across a triggered feminist, tell them to go smoke some tea and she will become human again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>679996206
>>679994260
Lost wow
>>679996662
What condition is this?
>>679994489
I hope I don't get ugly hound dog eyes when I'm that old.
>>679994434
>not the berserk edit
>>679994039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ojd5cNDekc
>>679998113
lost
>>679995314
fuckin lost it, well done
>>679998113
every fucking time hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOTCGkbfSCo
>>679994553
Pleb. She's stretching her cooch to fit the horse dick in.
>>679995987
their instagram isn't available anymore
>>679994634
scotsfag, lost
>>679997571
What the hell did he do that for
>>679994783
Aussie shitposting master race
https://youtu.be/UfWkxiPhyqs
>>679997697
Nope. That shit happened near where I live.
Dude found out he was being cheated on and freaked the fuck out, then cut off his own junk.
Also, HUE
>>679994595
nigger
As a kid my family didn't have a lot of money growing up. At the time we lived in Southern-California just outside of San Diego. My mom worked on a navy base as a dental assistant and my dad worked on a shipyard, from what I remember, he welded pieces of metal together all day and sometimes he'd even have to work weekends.
Anyway, when I was in elementary school I had to go to an after school program called "6 to 6" because my parents couldn't pick me directly after school and the walk home was rough for a third grader. My best friend at the time "Jannie", was extremely weird.
At lunch time Jannie would grab a lunch tray and fill the entire tray with ketchup and eat it with a spoon. This went on for nearly half a year, everyday for lunch, nothing but ketchup.
Next school year comes around and me and Jannie get really close and eventually I stop going to 6 to 6 because her house was only a block or two away and we could just hang out.
One day my parents are running late and it's about 7:30 and I'm still at Jannie's house. So her parents decide to invite me to eat dinner with them and of course I say yes.
For dinner they decide to cook Jannie's favorite food, hotdogs. Finally everything's done and we're sitting at the table and Jannie's mother goes "Jan Jan, why don't you help your friend out with his food!" or something along those lines. Suddenly, Jannie walks over to my plate, and begins mashing and mixing my hotdog and large amounts of ketchup together with her bare hands until the hotdog is no longer visible within the ketchup.
Jannie says "Dig in!" with a huge smile on her face. After trying to process what she's had done to my food, I grab my spoon and begin to eat the warm mix of ketchup/hotdog soup that was hand blended by my best friend.
To this day it was the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for me! Now we're married with 3 kids and they all love to eat ketchup and hotdog soup!
>>679999573
lost at filename
>>679999843
black cankles
>>679995734
that got me, fuck
>>679994400
Triple dubs chekd
My girlfriends name is Courtney too
>>679996426
>I cant breathe
GO FUCKING DIE PLEASE
Assuming the guy did the beheading is the bad guy
>>679996801
On the one hand, american soldiers are welfare queens. On the other hand, transniggers are also welfare queens. Sounds like they deserve each other.
>>679994441
Rape horse is the dankest meme
>>679998548
deus vault
>>679998548
Except for all the parts where that's incorrect, I'd have to say I agree
>I'm a Mudslime btw
>>680000000
>>677777777
>>679999997
off by 2 you almost get them, have this picture as consolation price
>>679998365
>>679998484
just post the fucking webm instead of the link. problem solved.
>>679998719
Battle Scarred
>>680000897
as if a superior intelligence would still be using bar soap
>>679997203
Lost
>>680000775
nothing against muslims actually, just against isis and all kind of extremists
>>679999127
that is fucking awesome.
>>680000830
>>689999999
>>679998750
That is a surprisingly ok cunt.
>>680000646
>Deus Vault
>Vault
>>679995708
i'm dying
>>679999999
>>680000830
No one cares. Fuck off
>>679999999
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>>679996426
And people wonder why the kids roday are all cunts with no respect
>kids crying open instagram
>kid wont shut up throw youtube at them
>kids finally quiet, better ignore them finally have time to stare at facebook
>>680001188
>>680000830
Fuck off no one cares
>>680001022
Bar soap is infinitely better then body wash you neckbeard.
>>680001069
You're an extremist in their views. Don't you know the west has ruined the world. They (country) have been here much longer than your jerk ass.
You're a terrorist.
>>680001192
fuck you im doing this for me and dont give a shit what u care about fucking dork
i wanted to see what it was without having to leave the thread
>>680001200
No one cares faggot
>>679998659
>>679998659
>>679998599
Fucking tell everyone why don't you? Bellend.
>>680001314
Says the prepubescent 12 year old faggot
>>679997989
What animal is this
>>680001330
Go somewhere else with that shit faggot. No one cares about that.
>>679996749
In this situation, you are supposed to know that dogs have partial cheeks, which means that their mouth opens past their gag reflex. If instead of trying to pull your hand away, you force your hand further into the dog's mouth causing him to gag and let go. Then you remove your hand, get behind the dog and go for the throat or the testicles. Boom. Dog outdogged.
>>680001423
Fuck off faggot.
>>679998279
Grandma?
>>680001069
Yeah, we hate 'em too. I didn't pic up that it was anti-Muslim, just a few facts out of place. I'm just one of the few that believes that if ISIS is gonna use humiliation, torture and genocide tactics, then fuck them all- pig's blood on the depleted uranium rounds and shoot to wound so they feel it
>>680001550
umm why?
>>680001493
Capybara
>>680001493
A walrus
>>680001577
America has been using these tactics against the eastern states since the
50s.
It's just comeuppance you fat greasy oily americunts.
>>679995314
Well done shithead, i lost it
>>680001325
im just a dude in front of a computer actually, and i live in a neutral country, i just sit here and watch as the world burns. i actually dont give a fuck about the west or other nations, peace and party are the things that guide me, happines and balance are my way of life, you need help? tell me
>>679995726
Nah most aussies are cucks
>>680001192
>>680001312
>>680001550
hey dipshit people post it because they want to see it themself. they post it to get the link so they dont have to go and randomly look around for it. cunt
>>680000992
Underrated
>>679997790
Why did you post this.
It's not even the worst thing I've seen her but why?
Fucking why
>>680001266
This is nigger culture 2.0 not society in general
>>679994400
In Belgium they have better, their minister of health look like this
>>679995249
Lost
>>680001997
Most aussies dont care about much these days, weve gone from laid back to downright apathetic.
>>680000586
Underated
>>679998750
Lowkey is smash, i would eat her pussy and asshole if drunk/high
>>679996031
it takes a lot to kill a gook, lots of lead and napalm too
>>680002037
Kill yourself faggot. No one cares
>>680000361
>)
i need that
>>680001941
The hospital gives me plenty, thanks. Terrorist scum.
>>679996856
aww she was cutie, i wonder if she was on the good side im going to cry in a corner
>>680000957
cnt post sound on b
>>679994039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXurbtsnK-c
>>680000000 ???
>>680000992
only thing that made me laugh in this thread, thanks anon
>>680002364
We can't even work out more than six months of a prime minister for the last half a decade.
Mmmmm apathy.
>>679994684
lost
Worth it!
>>680002632
Just stop
>>680001794
Cunt I'm the Mudslime that first replied to him. I'll come on your uppance faggot
>>679997460
is that gg allin
>>679995872
lost
>>679998778
*if you get that old
look out your window, bruh
>>680002742
The Fuck that even mean akhmed?
>>680000992
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
>>679998830
what's that? care to post it?
>>679997575
I second this. What the fuck indeed
>>679998279
dat filename
>>679998279
Holy shit I'm from Kentwood. How come nothing exciting ever happened while I actually lived there?
>>679995491
You used your 3 wishes kek.
>>680001022
as if it were intelligent to pay more for a water-containing product:
1. Showers spray water at an astonishing rate, no need for more water in this equation.
2. A large portion of your liquid "body-wash" just goes straight down the drain.
3. Barsoap can contain as few as one ingredient, glycerine.
4. Liquid soap requires an amalgam of chemicals to keep the ingrediants in semi-liquid-stasis including surfactants, preservative-salts, thickeners, etc.
You keep using your weird, expensive, perfumed, wasteful chemical slime and thinking you're more intelligent than normal people.
>>679995295
>Tfw no epsilon meme-arrow
>>679995708
Perfect idea.
>>679996998
Why does his asshole get to be clean? Down the patriarchy!
>>679994489
more like satan is trying to go to his natural form out of this mortal body
>>680002895
It means I am the Lizard Queen, Jeremy
>>679996749
12 year trainer and handler of military working dogs. Mostly G-Sheps and Malinios. Fastest way to stop a dog who has a hold of you is to grab a firm grip their tongue. You get a hold of it and you can control them very easily
>>679999294
he didn't hit himself with the sharp side of the blade, he probably didn't cut himself on purpose.
>>679994933
lost kek
>>679994553
i hate this nigger speak meme shit
>>680002972
FAKE AS FUCK
>>679996448
I'm French and I lost so fucking hard like never before in any ylyl bread
> humble eagle
> mfw
>>680003333
check em
>>679994728
This is accurate
>>680000957
>>679998163
>being this fucking new
>>680003305
Well, in that dude's case, the dog actually kinda has the wrist in his mouth, so fingers are out of the mouth and kinda stuck, I don't think that bite would allow the guy to get a hold of the tongue. I would go for the kick to the chest as well.
What do you think?
>>680000586
this is amazing
>>680003450
GEE WILLIKERS, REALLY?
>>679994595
This
>>679994186
I present the AutoNigger.
>>679994039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXbEXTfW2x8
>>680002742
>I'll come on your uppance faggot
>>680003628
yes
>>679995491
>>680003172
I will, thanks.
>bar soap CAN contain only glycerine
>99% bar soaps contain more than just glycerine
Tree hugging hippie
>>679994322
> Returned Angela Merkle signed Grownups 2
No admission committee has ever returned shit
faaaaaaake
>>679994838
fucking lost
>>679999573
>>680003992
Brave man
>>680001493
just a regular, run of the mill chimera.
>>680003402
>>680003305
If it was one of mine I wouldn't have even gone with a kick to the chest. I would have pulled my pistol and fired multiple shots into the fuck. Once a dog turns on its handler once it will do it again.
>>679996448
Just chillin and watching how Imperial eagle is destroying meteorits.
>>679998719
It's a severe infection. It could be from anything. Honestly, it almost looks like a fucking corpse.
Those black specks are MOLD spreading out
>>679998113
Football
>>680004151
meth.
>>679996662
this is shooped
>>679997897
When I was at uni a house mate applied for the managers job at West Ham, he said he was qualified as he had watched escape to victory 3 times and had won the premier league on football manager 94. He got a reply on headed stationary, people in HR like a joke like everyone else.
>>680004336
Whatever gets you through the night, man...
>>680003333
>tripquads
>>680001143
I know it's fake but damn, that still makes me diamonds
>>680002830
>those tits
i'd fuck her even if she was dead
>>679996765
Shit i am crying
>>679995987
This is just sick, we call ISIS animals but these guys posted a dead body in instagram, middle east is fucked up
>>680003932
LOL At first I thought it was an Ipad
>>680000586
made across the sea by slant eyed goblins
>>679996662
nein danke
>>679996856
It's confirmed not her tho
>>679994400
chekd n kekd
>>680000361
It's a meme you dip!
>>680002309
She was on a Tv-show on which she visited a charity project, it was just awful to watch... Her sighing got to a point it was unbearable to listen to.
>>679998113
When you nut, but she keeps sucking
>>680002543
No niqab. She was on the good side my friend.
>>679996448
Is this true?
>>679994039
fuck you OP
first time I lost in a long time
>>680004524
>>680001022
It's a cartoon m8
>>679997559
back2reddit
>>679996856
israeli bitch deserved it
