Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are NOT a good idea
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
I long to be a legend
Shinoa claim
Yuno claim
Claiming bb's
>>679959887
What kinda sickness do you have?
Milinda claim
>>679959732
I know them feels. I still suck... After 2 years....
Claimed.
Heck, Claw making new threads out of the blue.
>lurkaren
>>679960222
Nice trips Karen!
>>679960177
Damn, I don't think Id be able to stick with it that long haha
>>679960222
Chekaroony!
>>679959818
Stop.
>>679960046
Some kind of virus
Not shure how to translate it
Claiming and going to bed. G'night anons
>>679960718
Excellent taste and good night
>>679960222
>>679960387
>>679960512
I gotta go now, perfect way to end it though. Peace guys I hope you have great days
>>679960460
Only reason im still playing is because I have a lot of friends that play. Its not too bad if you have friends to play with
Im going to bed. Night everyone!
>>679960673
Symptoms?
>>679960718
Night!
>>679960673
Ah I see, that sucks, how long have you been sick?
>>679960718
>>679960820
Goodnight guys! Sleep well :)
>>679960972
That's true, that's why played initially.
Sweet dreams! :)
Claimed
>>679960820
Take care!
>>679960972
Slumber peacefully.
>>679960818
Eyy it's Yuno (I used to claim Kurumi, so you've seen me before) Where are the Shinoas we were locking ourselves in a room with?
>>679960979
>>679960981
<3
>>679960820
Night!
>>679961130
Hallo!
>>679961280
Oh snap! I was wondering what happened to you!
>>679961130
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>679960979
temperature, headache, stomach pains and a few more.
(and yes, i did see a doctor about this)
>>679960981
For a week now
>>679961476
I need to find a definite waifu...uh, I dunno, I just stopped coming here since it's hard keeping up with waifu threads
also, here's my steam (steamcommunity.com/id/ledzeplover/) if you want to chat or something, you seem cool
>>679961859
Only if you figured out Aiz > Hestia
>>679961754
If I'm not mistaken. It sounds more like the common influenza, but a bit severe.
>>679961859
Both kurumi and Sinon are neat (not sure how others are going to feel about you abandoning kurumi)
Yeah I'll add ya but take heed, I'm primarly a consolefag but I'm online everyday opened for chat
>>679961754
Damn, hope you feel better soon man!
>>679961965
Hestia > Aiz
>>679962088
I don't honestly care too much. I'm open to being judged, but it's not like I just suddenly stopped liking Kurumi. It's just that I saw little to no people claiming Sinon, and there's a Kurumi bro that lurks often, so it's easier too claim Sinon. Plus I like her a lot, but, again, I do like Kurumi too
It's fine. I barely play any steam game other than DS3 and I go offline at times, but I'm always open to chat! Hit me up if you wanna talk or anything, I'm pretty open up for whatever you'd like to talk about
Ummmmm.
>>679962594
Well you did witness that one time I claimed Lisbeth when some other did claimed Yuno before me (before I realized there are multiple dudes with the same waifus in thread) so that goes to show I too have multi waifus, fuck da police
EMERGENCY KAREN BUMP
>>679962943
mmmmmmm
>>679962960
I went as far as to change twice now. Nonon, then Kurumi, then Sinon. I need to stick to something
Off to sleep, see ya!
>>679963034
Uh oh, are we dying?
>>679963127
Farewell friend! Hopefully you'll choose a main waifu
>>679963034
Thank you!
Anybody listening to any songs? https://youtu.be/08G7iGJyZKI
>>679963217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTGJjmTd6A
>>679963217
I like your taste kek
Turns out I mistook 11:45 for 12:15 sooooo I dont have to leave for class for another 10 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JSBhI_0at0
Sachi Claim
>>679963473
Nepgear?
>>679963507
>>679963217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ5WeXtOacU
>>679963509
Hows it goin?
>>679963579
Alright I'm off for real now, peace all
>>679963467
Nice balance between bass and the tune.
>>679963473
I can't watch it.....
>>679963706
Damn....Wasn't expecting that....
>>679963509
>>679964139
I just cant stop listening to it
>>679964084
Adios!
>>679964139
yeah me neither kek I was listening on spotify
>>679964084
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>679964139
>wasn't expecting that
kek, why is that?
>>679963706
>>679964214
Here another one. This one sounds is energetic! https://youtu.be/wNUYPPjoZyA
>>679964671
>TimeSplitters 2
Oh shit I remember this game! IT was fun AF in multiplayer
>Gingerbreadman
>Snowman "I'm melting!"
Best waifu legs and smug/10 claimed
>>679964416
Classics like 1960s below, they're amazingly good. Most people don't like listening to those these days.
>>679964671
For some reason that made me think of something from my past but I dont know what it is, and it wasn't time splitters heh. Either way nice song
>>679964831
Hola rorita! How goes it?
>>679963507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
>>679963706
im pretty ok, feeling pretty good right now
>>679964173
hello Claw
Momo Claimed
>>679965031
Goes well. Family came over for dinner again.
>>679963217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hL6fkJ1_k
>>679964767
>Duckman Drake
>Monkey (robo, ninja, and zombie.)
>The Snowman says,"I'm walking on air."
Goodness I love that game!
>>679964831
Too smug for me.. Welcome back!
>>679964960
Yeah thats true, I like all sorts though, thats just the kinda mood im in :P
>>679965036
2SPOOK and thats good to hear! what have you been up too?
>>679965047
Hello lewd one, how goes it?
>>679965144
That sounds nice! unless it wasn't haha
Playing games so lurking
>>679965283
Miss that game..
Ight think Im going to call it a day
Good night thread, sweet dreams with your waifus! Until next time
Gonna go make a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
So the rel question is do i eat or or fuck it
>>679965677
Sleep well with those dubs! :)
>>679965786
fuck then eat
>>679965403
Frank, Ink Spots, and others various songs. They're nice to relax to.
>>679965259
Not bad! Nice tune to it.
>>679965036
Wasn't prepared for that...
>>679965677
Goodnight friend! You too as well!
I hate you all.
>>679966188
We hate you too
>>679966188
I hate myself too
>>679965995
I love those! Definitely comfy songs haha
>>679966188
Thanks bb
>>679965995
Probably one of their more normal songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cw4mhRtr0E
>>679966355
I don't hate you as much.
>>679966413
or you, I don't hate you.
And I like your waifu.
>>679966532
I'm not sure if I hate you.
>>679965995
you need to be prepared for everything
>>679965403
not much just chilling
>>679966355
>>679966188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldj--4qTec
Tenryuu claimed
Is that normal that those celebrity threads kinda copied our rule-set?
Yeah I'm coming down with something. My throat hurts and I keep waking up because I'm getting really hot. :/
>>679966633
I still hate you as mutch as before
>>679966752
Plagiarism is everywhere, it's how the world moves Tenryuu.
>>679966922
Not surprising, but i don't know if this is good or bad. Let's see how it will be in the future.
Anyways, how's your day?
>>679966633
If only my dad would say something like that
Even your acceptance brings me no happiness
So what type of porn am i watching this evening?
>>679966633
dubs don't lie, im not for sure hated!
>>679966654
Nice, same here, just hangin out till I pass out
>>679966752
I saw that! I figured it was someone who posted here mixing things up heh
>>679966791
That sucks man :( Hope its nothing long lasting
>>679967183
Father son incest
>>679967089
Probably won't affect anything, singular incidents and whatsoever.
Supposed to be going around places later on, otherwise a slow start-up.
You?
>>679966593
Normal, but the video is strange.
>>679966654
I know I should be, but skeletons though....
>>679966791
Fight it!
>>679966532
Totally!
>>679967360
A lot of duty to do today, buying some groceries later...nothing special. Could be worse.
>>679966922
>>679967089
I don't think the concern is based on plagiarism, but that fact that this may draw too much attention to 'Waifu' threads and their legality here on /b/.
>>679967447
That reminds me of weird videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4
>>679967456
Know that feel, supposed to go in the city to buy shit.
Don't really feel like it at all either.
>>679967680
If they haven't been b& already, they probably won't be.
HG threads had the same deal, things changed after Moot.
>>679967314
>>679967447
I'm going to try to stay home and do whatever I can to try to treat whatever I have. I feel like I have a fever.
>and I'm going to see if I can go back to bed
This gets me mostly everytime.
>Sanae
>>679968002
Sleep easy and take care.
>>679968002
That sounds like the right thing to do, get some rest man!
>>679968006
hahaha, that one gets me everytime
>>679965283
>more smug
>>679965541
It was good.
>>679967680
When i see that most furry threads have between 20-30 NS members, or the same with those trap threads, i'd begin to question them too.
But we're not doing anything wrong in our threads (despite the infamous rule 14), but i can't say for sure what will happen.
>>679967974
I just hate waiting on the counter between all those annoying kids and ugly peoples. Old people are fine, they can't do anything for their sloth-like behaviour, but still...
Finished games. What did I miss.
>>679968280
What I hate the most is people who walk towards you and can't decide which side to go, they should just follow the normal traffic procedures, always go right.
>>679959768
Nice
>penis pincher
OP
>>679967974
These celebrity Waifu threads have been around before, but have never gained the traction or momentum that these seem to. Also, isn't HG in /Trash/? If that were to happen to Waifu it'd take it's toll, it's no ban, but still. And yeah, MLP existed for a short period before being banned, plenty of things did. The concern here is that if these Celebrity Waifu threads become just as popular (1 thread after another) and flaunt the same rules, it will draw much unneeded attention.
>>679967974
Music videos get stranger and stranger every year....
>>679968245
>Smug overload
>>679968182
It's just so stupid.... I love it. Jaja
>>679965403
Im fine, Thanks. Momo most perverted waifu, would Bang her all the time>>679965403
>>679968245
Well then great! haha sounds like you had a good time
>>679968466
welcome back, didn't miss much
>>679968713
Sometimes those stupid silly kind of jokes get me the most haha
>>679968790
I wouldn't blame ya! Shes a cutie
>>679968627
Haven't seen any of those, unless you mean chloe threads which died a long time ago.
Yeah, it went there.
MLP was around for a good long time, they tried making it back here but it didn't really work out, although that evasion is top-tier.
Now the question which stands is, who are you, and do you know me?
>>679968713
It's very amusing nonetheless.
>>679969012
Jaja! True.
By the way. >Koko Chiquita
Nice.
>>679968466
Nothing really. Enjoyed the game?
>>679969572
Yep. Made it to silver 2 so I'm glad.
>>679969012
Always have a little bit of hope that something interesting happens
good morning!
what's going on, guys?
>shiina claimed
>>679969711
I have no idea what that means, but congratulations.
>>679969455
Chek'd, and thanks, I never expected there to be pillow designs of anyone from Jormungand, especially Koko, learn something every day! haha
>>679969711
another get! Same here, but sunday nights aren't exactly jumpin hours, surprisingly
>>679969851
Good morning! How are you? Slow thread, good time, the usual.
>>679969053
I was posting from another device. If being a part of these threads makes me an authority, yes, I'd say I've met you here before. I'm a little torn about 13, because it's a thin line between RP and reaction images and avatars.
>>679969851
Good morning
clmd
>>679969851
Guten Morgen! Hows it goin?
>>679970296
Hows it goin? Who is she?
>>679969989
Even Sanic, has one. Nothing is off limits to those pillows.
>>679970092
>>679970461
a little sick. There was something wrong with yesterday's dinner, I suppose. No school though.
Still thinking about whether I should buy the pc version of ffix or not...
What about you?
>>679970282
Hey there ^^
g2g, duty is calling again. See you guys later
>>679970665
>even sanic
Are you implying sanic is undeserving?
>>679970242
That clears it up then.
Kind of anticlimactic, thought the past was creeping up.
That rule has been around for quite a good while, but nobody has been enforcing it after Moot left his throne.
>>679970876
Bye Tenryuu.
Miho claimed
Hello everyone.
I'm back niggers
>Ryuko claim
>>679970876
cya, saltlord
>>679970678
What's going on! Some people are sick, others are getting sick. But anyways enjoy the day off of school! I'm great, had a nice day to myself.
>>679970665
>Even Sanic
Is nothing sacred?
>>679970678
Nothin wrong with that! How come you don't have school?
>>679971061
Hows it goin?
>>679970876
Have a good one!
>>679971161
Whatsup? Hows it goin?
>>679971242
I know right? All these immune systems getting broken through
>>679971247
Ok-ish
Im still sleepy just got up.
>>679971247
some time ago we had to come on a staturday to present the school for elementary schoolers. so we got a day off today
>>679971401
Dee Dee No! Don"t push the button!
>>679971401
I really hope your waifu is deedee
>>679971591
Its koko
>>679971591
>TFW forgets picture
>>679971462
Ah I see, what time is it for you?
>>679971525
Oh I see, do you work at a school then?
>>679971560
Fuckin dee dee, always pushin buttons and shit
>>679971591
Psh, I wish, shes too good for me
>>679971695
Fuck.
>>679971247
Nothing..Like the Rule34 of pillows.
>>679971401
Vitamin C is your friend!
>>679971462
Hello!
>>679971721
Ayy, welcome back!
>>679971813
6:42am
kek
>>679971942
Hello
>>679970964
That and it's /b/... it's called random for a reason. Waifu is probably one of the least cancerous threads on /b/. Everyone gets along and we have mature, civilized discussions (for the most part). And that's what's so appealing, a paradise in the middle of a waste land. An oasis. I don't think anyone has the right to oppose these threads until they do a 360 to see the rest of the shit that surrounds them.
As in, you can't rightfully or morally oppose Waifu without doing something about the constant intentional spam and derailing, which is technically against the rules, loli (seen as CP so some), Zootopia, x/fur, etc, etc, etc.
If you started to do that, there would be nothing left to /b/. I will admit this place has changed a lot though. I remember there being some really rank shit in here back in the day. As in literal shit and lots of gore.
>>679971942
Good to see you lad.
Froggy waifu4laifu reporting.
The weekend has ended and its back to work, when will it all end
How has nobody claimed Megumin yet? Well Waifu of the season claimed now.
>>679971813
wat. no. ordinary 11th grader
>>679971942
Its a damn shame
>vitamin C is your friend!
That and a healthy amount of dirt
>>679972101
Damn, why you get up so early?
>>679972293
It never ends friend
>>679972359
Oh, Asplode chan isnt gonna be happy.
HEY HOMOS I'M GOING TO 711 DUBS DECIDES WHAT I BUY
>>679972101
How was your day yesterday?
>>679972199
You as well m8! How's it been?
>>679972448
5 packs of condoms
>>679972359
>Waifu of the season
Is there a waifu season? Where do I get my claiming license?
>>679972392
Oh haha sorry I guess I got confused, how come you have to get the school ready?
>>679972448
Nnnf. Sexy FN SCAR, possibly my favorite assault rifle.
I'll roll for the classic coffee and donuts.
>>679972448
All of they're hot pockets
>>679972687
Meant this Anime season fam
>>679972733
kek
>>679972733
WINRAR
Bulma and Launch.
That's right, I'm taking two because fuck you I can and you can't stop me.
>>679972137
That I have noticed, there have been other threads like this before, but they got nuked on-sight.
I've wondered about that, I mean the whole principle defeating rules.
Noticed that, I wonder where they've all gone to.
>>679972448
It's obvious, you buy a cucumber, vaseline and a pack of condoms and then smile creepily at the cashier.
>>679972733
This!!!!
>Sanae
>>679972448
Cigarettes, condoms, lube, a donut and strawberry milk.
>>679972503
Been alright. Got the spaghetti today.