Jordyn Jones thread
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Jordyn Jones thread
kik for Jordyn!!
Who?
>>679954609
A dancer
>>679954076
No idea who she is.
But nice moustache. It's classy.
astonishing
k but wheres the tits
Could we get some lexi webms please?
>>679955368
thyer cumin
o my
goodness
>>679955468
this
top
>>679955502
need. now.
MODS
smiley
What does it mean "upload failed"
Have tried several times.
It's just JJ in a leotard
>>679955762
is that real? that can't be real.
>>679956067
Remove the text and it's real.
>>679955762
>>679955762
>>679955762
>>679955762
>>679955762
>>679955468
Need Moar lexi webms
o my
>>679955762
who dat cunt?
>>679956067
>>679956146
>>679956161
>>679956058
>>679956299
you da kik anon?
hmmmm
>>679956328
you guise... you think she knows?
>>679956553
she must know
>>679954789
Fuck you, now that's all i see.
>>679956423
amaizing
skirt
>>679956773
indeed
>>679956423
this is fucking appalling. If I was that girl's father I wouldn't let a fucking stranger take pictures of her and post them on the internet for perverts to jerk off to. she'd be at home fucking and sucking me off and taking pictures only for me to jack off to while she was at school and we couldnt fuck. whats wrong with this world?
>>679956902
this one for some reason dose it for me
scarlet
>>679957081
holy shit unbridled autism
>>679957254
would lick those armpits
Iunno who the fuck this girl is but holy shit
>>679957081
kek
people on youtube, commenting how Vanessa Paradis was "pimped out" as a teenager, over sexualized lolita derp and how that would never be seen this day and age.
people are idiots.
stare
>>679957663
dem legs. fuuuuck.
>>679957663
so many chads in one picture...my neckbeard...cant handle...THIS REEEEEEE
>>679957663
Whole fucking family is attractive, fuckers hit the goddamn genetic lottery.
>>679957833
thats why i hate women in general. they are literal retards in choosing a mate.
>my father was a chad. shit father too.
collar
>>679957976
>>679957976
>>679957976
implying a room full of neckbeards like you would be less cringe?
>>679957773
i need to sniff that shoe
>>679957976
>>my father was a chad
Why arent you a chad you dumbfuck your parents gave you a fucking ticket to good life get the fuck off 4chan
>>679957884
What in the fuck. Beta cringe.
>>679958067
i just told you, my father was a chad. what makes you think i would be a neckbeard if my mother was a dumbass pretty girl and my father was a chad?
>lrn2genetics
>>679957663
yurotard here, what's the deal with those black lines under the eyes?
see 'em all around americanized jock-culture in Europe, the fuck.
>>679957432
straps
>>679958264
pics of mum?
>>679957976
>they are literal retards in choosing a mate
>they don't chose me
>retards
>>679958299
they look cool fuck you
>>679958317
How old is she here...?
>>679958167
>Why arent you a chad you dumbfuck your parents gave you a fucking ticket to good life get the fuck off 4chan
Because they are vapid and insipid. void of any intellectual interests. i know women love that shit, but i just cant be like that. i cant be any other way.
>and i suppose they cant be any other way either.
>>679958631
dont worry about it m8 ;)
>>679958646
>but i just cant be like that. i cant be any other way.
so deep and edgy
do you like radiohead and phish?
>>679958467
chill, I'm not questioning the aesthetics here, I'm asking what the fucking point is.
as in, what is the reason? what do they do?
>>679958257
>derp derp that guy said they're attractive and therefore I think he wants to bone every single one of them because I'm a fucking moron that takes shit out of context
Stop being a fucking retard. Am I fucking wrong? Any one of those fuckers could go be a model or some shit.
>>679958454
you're making a leap in logic there. im not saying they should choose me. im only saying they are retards when it comes to choosing a good mate. that is all.
>>679958666
I ain;t worried Satan, just wanna know...
>>679958753
They're supposed to cut down on glare when you're playing in bright lights
>>679958753
they make you look cool go fuck yourself
>>679958753
I think it's to reduce glare or some retarded shit that probably doesn't work.
>>679958756
theyre obviously not all related you autistic faggot
>>679958646
>inb4 a million fedora memes
.. you know, you can read and be an intellectual, and still better your physique and refrain from being a shit smelling basement creep that rants about women being useless whores.
cunnyfu
>>679958842
psshh forget about it ;)
>>679958309
Hey I live there, you think she's at coachella fest?
>>679957884
>>679958257
>>679958756
>Whole fucking family is attractive, fuckers hit the goddamn genetic lottery.
wasnt beta cringe material...but
>derp derp that guy said they're attractive and therefore I think he wants to bone every single one of them because I'm a fucking moron that takes shit out of context
was pretty fucking cringe dawg
>>679958167
Maybe he wanted to be a good father to his kids someday, having grown up with a douchebag dad.
>>679958726
too much aggression in this site. and its completely unnecessary.
as far as radiohead, i only know one of their songs, and its their most popular.
so.. no?
>>679958726
>do you like radiohead and phish?
dude
Radiohead is good shit, fuck you.
regards
Generation X
Stop talkin shit and post more of this semen demon
Pedophiles deserve to be hanged in public
>>679958951
yea totally man head over and fuck her!
>>679954076
nice stash sir
grey
>>679958974
>spend years looking at cp and ruining dick with chronic fapping
>good father
kekkles
>>679958756
>>679958963
Samefag. And you're right more autist than beta.
>>679958933
https://youtu.be/on_qCkV14-o?t=19
>>679958836
>you're making a leap in logic
>they are retards when it comes to choosing a good mate
>you're making a leap in logic
>>679958905
With the exception of one or two of em the rest are obviously related.
>>679959010
I agree, but believe it or not, this girl is actually 17.
She's just a womanlet.
>>679958991
kill yourself my man
with deepest love, generation watever 2990s was
>>679958963
Faggot.
>>679959010
you first m8 ;)
>>679958923
you were doing good until you said that I said women are useless whores.
i never said that. i even scrolled up and looked at my posts in the off chance that i fucked up, but i didnt.
do you guys always argue your points by injecting your own opinions and thoughts into other people's posts?
thats kind of dishonest you know.
>>679958848
>>679958898
ah, this kinda makes sense.
>>679958851
I will find you, and make gentle, sensual love to under the starlit sky.
>>679959034
>not liking moustaches
what are you gay?
>>679959085
Everyone here is a fucking autist.
>>679959085
>>679959090
>likes nigger music
fucking dropped
>>679954076
cute hazels, 10/10 would mate with
She thinks she can rap
>>679959159
16 matey
>>679959159
She'll probably look 30 by the time she's 23 after she's been tossed around by a few dozen niggers.
>>679959169
>generation watever 2990s was
dude wat
>>679959211
>do you guys always argue your points by injecting your own opinions and thoughts into other people's posts?
yes
legs
>>679959085
>>679959177
samefag
>>679959263
>We're in the era of chad.
>>679959129
her brother is the twink behind her in white
go fuck yourself
>>679959211
nevertheless, get your ass to the gym, clean up and go meet chicks.
it can be done.
>itt when 8 invades 4chan
>>679959090
degenerate music
>>679958317
second toe longer that big toe
im done
>>679959010
you feel that guilty about liking kids?
im sorry mam
>>679959256
>I will find you, and make gentle, sensual love to under the starlit sky.
that actually sounds nice but im waiting for marriag sorry
>>679959495
And that faggot looks identical to the rest of the faggots.
>>679959371
yeah go fuck yourself
>>679959746
dammit
we could've been good together.
>>679959834
no u
>>679959775
lol sorry that youre still operating with outdated face recog tech
youre gonna be in the junk yard in a few years, poor sod
>>679959885
well you could always propose to me silly :)
smile
>>679959974
hey hows it goin
you fucked yourself yet:?
>>679960102
why do you talk like a nigger?
>>679960150
have you ever even talked to a nigger you stupid faggot?
you know nothing
>>679959975
You're probably right, please excuse me for not having the time to sit on /b/ all day like a fat fucking neckbeard fuck and train myself to recognize the family members of some obscure jailbait bitch at a glance.
>>679959090
>"fuck... i can't do anything talented... fuck it, i'll make music videos dressed like a whore"
>>679960003
gotta admit, it would be kinda hard to conduct a marriage over the internet. Call me old fashioned, but the complications seems too great for me.
say hello to your future wife from me, my name is anon.
>>679960102
>>679960292
butthurt, the post.
>>679960474
>still replying
are you syure that you arent the butthurted?
>>679960292
I just talked to you didn't I?
stupid nigger.
>>679960611
>>still replying
he replied
kek
>>679960690
>>>still replying
>he replied
>kek
kek
i came into this thread with the intention of pissing someone off
and i have succeeded
>>679954076
uh oh! it's a loli! this thread was posted by the mind-control culture-creators to bump it. to keep it seen, keep it in view, to keep the pedo agenda alive. i see you, culture-demons, i see you loud and clear. i know what you're trying to do. painfully obvious, yet utterly ineffective to anyone who knows what's going on. this is an mkultra mind-control thread that is encouraging degeneracy, attempting to create the subconscious approval of deviant behavior and desire in the minds of its viewers. it's unfortunate, that these evil people and their army of lowly-shitstain minions exist, but they do. and this is their handiwork. if there is a hell, it is reserved for scum like them. garbage-beings that push these initiatives, however seemingly-subtle. hide the thread. proclaim the truth. this is an mkultra mind-control psyop thread.
>>679960835
>I made myself sound fucking stupid, better pass it off as trolling
>>679960400
kek you are just buttsore that she is attractive and having some success and money in her life, things you never will possess yourself even when you're twice her age :^)
>>679960835
pad yourself on the head, bro. You're adorable.
>>679961000
Checked trips of truth
>>679961000
>>679961099
Can it be?
>>679960968
no i seriously did decide to try to piss people off before bed, if you want to know the truth
i just thought it was funny
>>679961061
>pad
retard
>>679961405
8 the b8
>>679961320
Well you better get off to bed then before your mom finds out you're still awake and grounds you.
>>679961530
then his mom beats him for going onto the evil playground that is 4chan.
>>679954076
she has a better moustache than i do and im 30
>>679961609
>evil playground that is 4chan.
kek dumb nigger still thinks 4chan hasnt been ruined by tumblr and reddit
you must be new
>>679961620
are you a girl
>>679961715
4chan can't be ruined because it's always been fucking horrible
>>679954076
Nice looking doll, but that is... all she is. I have the feeling it won't last much longer. I might be mistaken, but she has been dressed up and put in front of public since she could walk. I wonder if she even has a mind of her own or if she is just the living incarnation of what her mother wanted to become and never achieved.
>>679961773
>679961773
Sorry lets try a bit bigger
>>679961766
damnit
ya got me
>>679961861
>>679961889
>>679961766
>>679961773
>>679961807
>>679961861
fuckkkk
my pen0r cannot handle this much stimulant at once gentlemen
>>679961844
okay well maybe it got better and thats the bad thing because that ends all the mindless fun
>>679961956
literally perfect
>>679961715
>kek dumb nigger still thinks 4chan hasnt been ruined by tumblr and reddit
you must be new
kek, stupid nigger really thinks everyone goes on 4chan cause its so mainstream but in reality people still think its full of cp and gore.
go to bed you mong
>>679961956
>>679961942
>>679961889
>>679961874
>>679961861
why did it take you so long to post these
youve been holdin out on us!
>>679961953
>implying 4chan is fun
>implying 4chan could ever get better
>implying 4chan getting better would be a bad thing
>implying that I'm implying
>>679958299
Reduce glare from the sun
>>679959660
Yes, I would hang myself if I was a pedophile.
>>679962134
That was already answered fucking forever ago
>>679961956
>>679959362
Who gives a flying fuck you giant faggot.
>herp derp youre sick if you think a 16 year old is hot.
Fuck is wrong with you mate? Prefer your fucking traps and faggot shit hey?
>>679960392
>thinking it takes years of training to see peoples faces
lol dudde you just have to be not blind and not a retard
sorry man guess youre out of luck kek
>>679960432
no bb
no complications at all
you just send me a ring and send money each month and everything is fine
>>679962178
looks like you're not keeping your word on that so far, friendo.
>>679956930
You've got to be kidding me...
>>679962367
>>679962367
that's not her brother btw.
>>679962036
kek you must be new because you think that people think that everyone goes on 4chan because its so mainstream, but in reality people still think its full of cp and gore
also im from america you stupid faggot
>>679962072
obviously fun is not for you
please leave and never return
>>679962178
well theres no point in waiting, friendo
>>679962525
nice b8. fegit
nobody post this yet?
>>679962512
she's just some girl whose mommy and daddy whored out her as a dancer
>>679962512
ikr?
thats such a bad shop
>>679962179
>>679962252
>>679962683
it has to be exhausting being that beautiful and flawless
>>679962679
thanks i actually typed it all out longhand no copy paste 4 me
>>679962779
she'll either collapse or commit suicide
>>679954076
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=715832298 and click "Save page."
>>679962037
hint: it's straight from her public IG page
Yep, right again. I don't know where I could have thought that out of a group of people that I've never seen before that are close together and taking pictures together and mostly all share a similar facial structure that they might be related.
Holy fuck I can't believe I assumed incorrectly, I must be the first person to ever be wrong about something
HEY /b/ I WAS APPARENTLY WRONG HOLY FUCKING CHRIST HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE?
>>679962863
thx bb
would yo lick her armpits?
>>679956647
who is this?
>>679962802
>thanks
you're welcome.
>>679962553
Please leave and go fucking kill yourself.
>>679962863
dream job indeed
>>679962846
her death would be proof that a "heaven" exists because she would be an angel returning to it. i would give her angel face the most tender of kisses at the funeral and then break my necro cherry when everyone leaves.
>>679962877
>thinking that just because theyre white theyre related
thats like really racist, my bro
![CXrhzQDUQAAn-Mz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PygJjHO.jpg "CXrhzQDUQAAn-Mz[1].jpg")
>>679963030
>you're welcome.
thanks again
>>679963003
dont recognize your own mum m8?
>>679963233
>"heaven" exists because she would be an angel returning to it.
FALSE
angels can never be human REEEEE
>>679963290
I thought they're related because they all have the exact same fucking nose.
Also because they're all white.
![12965208_491099187681846_2092982928_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S6owGtE.jpg "12965208_491099187681846_2092982928_n[1].jpg")
>>679963191
jesus fuck there would be some pregnancies going around if I had that dude's job
![12479409_777909652345270_1164001831_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ZTXAF0.jpg "12479409_777909652345270_1164001831_n[1].jpg")
a nice exploitable
>>679963983
dan schneider is probably frantically pitching her ridiculously over paid offers
i wanna palm her pussy then smell it
>>679963983
is it pedo to want to make out with a 16 y o ?
>>679956423
>all those gunshots in the walls
around blacks...
>>679964211
>palm her pussy t
virgin here what does that mean??
>>679964262
nah man relaxxx
>>679964355
Litteraly palm her pussy.
>>679964262
no, stop letting amerifat ideas influence your judgment
![12479082_564558597037841_951265670_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ngTtsSw.jpg "12479082_564558597037841_951265670_n[1].jpg")
she is also imouto
help
>>679964355
It means he wants to slap the bitch in the cunt as hard as he possibly can multiple times.
>>679964402
is it pedo to want to kiss her all over the body (but not pussy or asshole ofc)?
>>679964429
palm oil//?
>inb4 implants as 18th b'day present
>>679964490
nahhh mannn
relaxxx
>>679964070
probably, it has been some years since he felt the warmth of miranda's or victoria's love canal enveloped around his penis. his balls must be ready to burst by now.
![12905178_1581266628853868_34455650_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3pYJpVf.jpg "12905178_1581266628853868_34455650_n[1].jpg")
>>679964573
Nigga are you a virgin to the English language ass well. Shit fam
>>679964653
Iunno, at 16 isn't she already a little old for Dan "I've got a gun get in the van" Schneider?
Too bad she has no boobs.
>>679964355
It means he's gonna stick all 4 fingers and his palm into her cunt, basically all the way to the thumb.
>>679965069
this girl will set the standard when she gets older
she's developed an incredible ass and has nice tits for her body size and at her young age
when she hits 19-20 she's going to be a goddess
>>679964838
sry from russia
>>679965069
That's the fucking point
Secret pics
>>679965290
>>679965162
>nice tits for her age
>has no tits
>is 16
Iunno where you're from but most 'merican girls already have rockin' tits at 16
>>679965345
>>679965409
![12070779_1687490691488972_1601231453_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OtwN7di.jpg "12070779_1687490691488972_1601231453_n[1].jpg")
>>679965455
Beat your cocks to jordyn you perverts.
>>679954076
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=715832298 and click "Save page."
>>679965290
FCUK
>>679965290
>ywn be female and as cute, attractive, and desirable as Jordyn, able to have any guy you want
>tfw want to die and reincarnate with character creator before respawning
>>679965401
stop saying lunno you retarded faggot
>>679965527
![11313477_968023309953216_1177620124_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K194nNX.jpg "11313477_968023309953216_1177620124_n[1].jpg")
>>679965455
This dress looks black and blue to me, but my friend says it looks white and gold. Which is it?
>>679965704
>getting upset over five letters
>>679965455
>>679965516
>>679965527
>>679965724
>>679965797
moar jordyn, she is amazing
>>679965821
Ahahahahah rolf omg
is posting directly to an mp4 allowed here
lazy to remove audio and convert
>>679965821
thats a funny meme dude
>>679966147
kill yourself
>>679966441
no wtf do you think this is?
a website in the year 2016"?
hahaha gtfo
>>679965646
tits or gtfo
>>679966643
Maybe, iunno man.
>>679956647
>shaved armpits
>clearly thick, dark hair
>fully pubescent
if there's grass on the field, play ball fellas
>>679966441
nope have to lossily convert it to another lossy codec (vp8 i think) and pack it in a webm because 4chan is fucking gay like that
Going to blow my load to this
Letting you all know
>>679966819
oh was that an i? i thought it was an L
its not so bad if its an i
wait jk kill yourself
>>679966897
thanks for that, king cuck
>>679966978
![12751113_193043234394566_2049309558_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VYqTPlK.jpg "12751113_193043234394566_2049309558_n[1].jpg")
wincest?
post her nudes!!!
>>679966755
I'm a bi bro, you probably don't want to see my tits
we are all here for Jordyn's tits after all
![12816771_973644606052868_462952816_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iiuEguH.jpg "12816771_973644606052868_462952816_n[1].jpg")
hhhhhnnngg
lexee
![12816883_1019370281462725_291593381_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fSA1nxw.jpg "12816883_1019370281462725_291593381_n[1].jpg")
![12424664_661055127375138_654034496_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h5dINMo.jpg "12424664_661055127375138_654034496_n[1].jpg")
her parents are fuckin loaded
>>679967166
>we are all here for Jordyn's lack of tits
ftfy
any more of her ass?
>>679954076
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=715832298 and click "Save page."
>>679967267
>dat gap in the top
>mfw this thread
this girl is way too fucking hot
>>679967614
fuck off with this in every thread
>>679967116
She has nudes? ??
![12534147_220347898300119_2138865271_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3B6tzsC.jpg "12534147_220347898300119_2138865271_n[1].jpg")
>>679967811
not yet but consider it inevitable
>>679967811
of course she has nudes.
someone as vain as she is is guaranteed to have nude pics of her body.
![12717132_191421057885387_677115359_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2PHgVEw.jpg "12717132_191421057885387_677115359_n[1].jpg")
>>679968034
>nigger hoop earrings
![918186_1087725081267757_1748248622_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1MR91ug.jpg "918186_1087725081267757_1748248622_n[1].jpg")
>>679968084
she really seems to be the coal-burning type
sorry to break it to you
![[ blackening intensifies ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/raybAR9.jpg "[ blackening intensifies ].jpg")
>>679968217
>sorry to break it to you
not telling me anything new
>>679968084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7sC83nnBH0
