We pretend we all live in the same house
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We pretend we all live in the same house
Make me some food faggot
>>679890807
i call top bunk
>>679890869
Stop hogging bandwidth downloadi g trap porn and get.it your damn self, nigga.
>>679890869
Here faggot
who left za juice in the oven?
>>679891227
Fine. Just let me finish masturbate to loli trap hentai.
>>679890807
Our house
In the middle of our street
Our house
In the middle of our street
Who can help me "set up" my tv in my room?
>>679891321
here's a list of homeless shelters
get the fuck out you unfunny faggot
Who ever is shitting in the kitchen sink when the bathrooms are occupied seriously needs to stop.
Alright faggots who fucked the dog this time? He cant fucking walk and his asshole is bleeding again!
>>679891891
I can
>>679892337
It was the nigger again.
Can my friends stay over ?
>>679891891
>>679892342
You 2 faggots better close the fucking door....otherwise I'm join in
I bought a new sink
Can you guys please stop masturbating to hentai at full volume all night long? Please.
>>679892506
Absolutely
>>679892655
You can join if you want
WTF are this guys doing in our basement.
Your turn to do the dishes you fuckin kek
>>679893007
My friends...we might need a little privacy tonight if you faggots don't mind getting the fuck out
>>679893376
Just close the fucking door.
Hey guys? I think I'm having a panic attack, someone please tell me it's gonna be alright, my hands are going numb!
WTF is this doing in the fridge again?
>>679893429
WE ALL GONNA DIE
Shitter's clogged.
This van has been outside all day...
Why is anon in his room all the time? He doesn't even acknowledge us, lets mess with him.
I need you guys to fuck off for an hour. This qt is coming over, I'm pretty sure she's DTF
A package arrived! I wonder what's in it?
STOP FUCKING REPLACING MY LUBE WITH DISHWASHER SOAP FUCKIN AY
when is the orgy?
>>679893847
You say that every day and then you pretend someone's calling you to cancel...fuck off anon you have no friends
>>679893966
CP.
Hey did you guys see where I left my crack pipe last night it's not in the garage where I sleep
>>679894103
Midnight, living room just like every Sunday
>>679894315
Have you checked the basement?
What race of monkey is this?
>>679894250
BOSS PLS GIMME DA PUSSI
>>679893966
It was just this
Who wants some?
>>679894456
I hate going down there it smells like mold and gasoline I doubt it's there I guess I'll just snort it
>>679894568
Whites only
Beat it nigger
which thieving bastard smoked my weed?
>>679894811
haha what bro? No idea beats me
I'm going to sleep in the bathroom tonight. Fuck all of you.
>>679894757
Orale wey que Los mayates chingen sus madres
any of you faggots take one of my butt taters? THOSE WERE MINE!
>>679894811
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>679894965
Wey te comés unos tacos?
>>679890807
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS CHANGED THE WIFI PASSWORD?
hi guise
>>679895105
Si cabron
>>679895105
Tacos de que Wei
>>679894965
Already told you Pedro...build the fucking wall! Also, dishes need to be done, shitters clogged, do the lawn and make dinner for tonight
>chop chop
>>679895119
Me, i also deleted system32
>>679895174 joto
>>679894973
stop posting pic of uncircumcised cock!!
>>679895260
No me Yamo Pedro pinche gringo
>>679895184
>>679895174
Unos tacos con cocaina wey
If the FBI come, say you haven't seen me
I know what I'm gonna be running in the background while I masturbate to my mothers wedding pictures...Anybody want me to make copies of these badboys before I turn in for du night?
>>679895414
Ay cabron preparame unas lineas porfas
>>679890807
i'm black
>>679895125
Get back in my room faggot and put on more lub
>>679895434
Too late
Hey guys i bougth a VHS!!!
>>679895549
i wondered what that smell was
>>679895549
Gtfo
>>679895617
We don't live in Washington idiot
>>679895497
I do!
puppies for the house
>>679895535
Aqui tenés pinche
Damn it,...I had homework..Which one of you fuckers did this?
>>679895668
What are we watching anon?
>>679890807
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHEERIOS
who here wants to look at some fluffys
>>679895745
Good...my fleshlight was getting kind of shitty
>>679895745
I can make great hot-dogs with them.
>>679895878
Begin the torture
>>679895794
Hijo de la chingada esta bien Buena Wei me siento bien pendejo jaja
Who let the Mexicans in the house?
>>679895881
i bet with ur stank dick always in it.
>>679895745
>rape
>>679892101
we found the butthurt jew
>>679895698
why
The hot doggies are ready!!..
>>679896056
Because you are a nigger, you have aids
>>679896019
I call last...I like them dead and full of cum
>>679890807
i'm a nudist with hyperactive sexdrive
25yo omnisexual with a 8inch dick, top
i will fuck all of you
>>679896006
Callte piche gringo de mierda
>>679896157
Why
>>679893447
It's mine
>>679895745
May I have the blue eyed puppy my good sir? Before any of these cuntrags rapes the ever living fuck out of him for having such beautiful eyes?
>>679896193
I'm guessing the lawn is done and the cars are washed
>>679896006
Te boi a violar quando duermas Wei
I can even get a drink of water in this house
>>679896393
That's art. We should sell it.
>>679895831
Why is Steve-o outside with his head out the window.He's been like that for the past 8hrs...
Quien kiere cabrones
IN THIS HOUSE: faggots
>>679896777
Chequea mis trinis
>>679893732
Alright faggots FBI its outside....where are the fucking magnets?! We all train for this
Hardrives in the microwave
We all going out blasting
Let's do this faggots
john are u here
Fuck you,Carl...that was the last of the ice cream...
>>679896862
Ricos trinis wey. Estan bien sabrosos
>>679896097
jokes on you, I love dick-dogs
>>679896967
yeah,I'm here....what do you want?...Carl
>>679897128
shoot him
>>679890807
can my ex girlfriend move in?
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679897004
What a dick! Fuck you Carl it took us months to accumulate all that cum to make it
>>679897288
Yes but she must be naked all the time
Takes down the houses internet
>>679897288
NO GIRLS ALLOWED
Shit, I drop my spaghetti.
Carl,don't ever ask to use my truck again,..you asshole
>>679896553
I love that one
>>679897447
This please
>>679897549
Did anybody said spaghetti?
>>679897500
im a femanon tho rip
Will you turn down that fucking trap porn?!
Everyone,...come watch!..my sister is gonna do some magic
>>679897991
Atleast it's not cp
Who's dumb-ass puppers is this?
who let this nigger and his grandma in?...
OH FUCKIN SHIT NIGGER I WAS PLAYING WITH MATCHES
>>679898695
ERRBODY IN HERE LETS COOK SOME SUGARRY FAGGOT PUFFS
>>679898695
it's alright,...I got the B-ball court covered..
>>679897128
Orale wei agarra una de mis modelos estoy asiendo micheladas
>>679897991
>>679898612
Me and my friends will take care of him.
>>679895264
not off my laptop you did not
>>679898695
Get the nigger mexicans and jews in here!
>>679899158
Cayate el osico puto
>>679898957
Esta muchacha es muy sabrosona wey
>>679899158
Si Senor?
>>679894952
GOD DAMN IT GET OUT I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
>>679894811 and you must not have gotten the mushrooms under your pillow.
>>679899401
Esa puta Es india pendejo
>We all just sit in rooms silently browsing porn and not talking to each other. One or two of us works up the courage to an hero. The odor and filth increases by the day, all of us just accept the situation.
>>679899310
>>679899597
The next loser
Parrot poster!!!!
>>679899545
Entonses esta esta tambien muy rica
>>679899937
>>679899871
I like where this is going.
>>679899839
No Wei a mi me gustan las gueras
>>679900021
go on.
>>679900029
Ay pinche pendejo eligetela tu cabronaso
Who the fuck keeps putting my Dreamcast games away in the wrong cases?!
誰が私のクソ猫を食べましたか
>>679900160
>>679900087
>>679900021
>>679899937
what kind of chickens are these?
>And like the majestic salmon, the parrot poster returns to from whence he came.
fag orgy in my room, my ass awaits
>>679900029
It's spelled güey you dumbfuck
which one of you niggahs stole my weed???
Uhhhh, sorry guys, I think it's clogged..f
>>679896890
>>679893732
FUCK U GUYS I GOT THIS
guy im makin eggs
ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRR-
Do I look ok for my hot date guys?
Who invited pedro over?....we all know he steals shit...
I got a new chair guys
Found this lil niglet keyin cars in the drive-way...what should we do with him?
>>679901177
Kekd
>>679902820
Employ him as our butler
>>679902820
Rape
>>679902820
idk but I just came on all the doorknobs
idk,...guys,....should I kick the bucket?
>>679902326
I made my chair..
>>679891319
Damn it moooom, why can't you cook like /b/tards mom cooks. I'm so sick of hotpockets
>>679892649
No one here besides you and me even know what thats about.
for the thousandth time!!....this shit ain't funny..we gotta drink from there
>>679894598
let me take the butts off the sandwich . some of them still have a few draws left
cmon bro i get paid tomorrow
damn it Carl,...clean up after your dog
>>679903729
Looks comfy-real leather tho?
What has our neighborhood come to?....I might be movin out
>>679894576
I can assist you with suicide.
has anyone seen my toothbrush?
>>679895042
DUDE
MEME
LMAO
KILL ME
None of you understand me I'm gonna cut myself
>>679903733
learn to cook faggot
>>679905607
start with your ding-dong,...fagget
G-guys? Can you let me put now? I can't breathe.
guys, who's been downloading viruses on the computer
>>679901214
>
I want some, nigger
>>679890807
GODDAMMIT GUYS! STOP HOGGING UP ALL THE FUCKING BANDWIDTH!!
>>679906382
Some black kid stole the keys
Who shit on my chair?
Hey guys, i'm inviting my friends over to hang out with us.
>>679908060
nice, tell them we're cooking some pie a'la nigger
>>679908060
They seem cool
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>>679907922
it was one of these fuckers
>>679895745
>>679890807
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO POOP IN THIS HOUSE. FUUCK
>>679909309
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anybody up for a board game tonight?
