what health problems do you have /b/?? :(
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what health problems do you have /b/?? :(
Eye cancer.
Illness.
>Common Variable Immunodeficiency (CVID)
>Arnold-Chiari Malformation
>Tourette's
>Borderline Personality Disorder
Professionally diagnosed because I'm not a retard.
New body and brain pl0x.
>>679889450
Looks cool at least. Are you going to retain sight in that eye?
Type 1 diabetes
>>679890429
Literally all made up. Compulsive liar and probable aspergers would be my diagnosis.
>>679889450
are we talking physical or mental?
>>679890934
either I guess
I'm fat
Ok. Well i have dissociative disorder
>>679889450
Im a cook
>>679889450
Kakosmia
>>679889450
i'm fucking dead
>>679890716
Ayeeee type 1 diabetic myself
And also have acid reflux
Asthma and depression.
>>679889450
how about you?
Highly allergic to lidocaine.
>>679892376
empty nose syndrome
Ménière's disease
Blepharitis and dry eye.
Generalized anxiety disorder.
Vasomotor rhinitis.
Migraines
Nothing fatal but it kills my quality of life.
>>679889450
Chronic macrophallus
Nerve issues in my arms.
Crippling depression
Celiac disease and Myocarditis
heart's fucked
milk allergy
>not lactose intolerance you cucks
Every psychiatrist I see tells me a different diagnosis. The only thing they agree on is that I need powerful medications.
>>679889450
bone idleness
Severely depressed alcoholic here
>>679892233
Hypos suck
>>679893374
Are you sure it's not just being sad and you're just exaggerating the fuck out of your emotions?
Depression, chronic undiagnosed nasal/eye pain that makes any activity impossible. As a result I have chest pains from little activity for the past 10 years, no money for doctor. Kicked heroin I took for the pain, now I deal with PAWS and the pain. Fml.
Hyoptropia at the left eye.
it sucks :(
Scabies ans feet & nail fungus.
I nees to go to a doctor
depression, anxiety, 3 heart attacks, damaged kidney, damaged bladder, thyroglossal cyst, many allergies (can barely breath all day long)
cant think of more atm., although i probably forgot some stuff
Amblyopia in my left eye and I get migraines a lot
Most people know the difference between sadness and depression
A horrible back injury that makes me unable to sit for 20 minutes without breaking down because of unbearable pain, crippling depression and chronic headache.
>>679894496
welcome to the shit-wagon bro. :(
>>679894292
>Hyoptropia
Can't you get an operation for that or something?
>>679894156
what nasal pain?
>>679894150
>live in a 3rd world shit hole
>two of my relatives were murdered
>no future, bad in school
>22, still live with parents
>240lbs+
>ugly as fuck
>virgin, single
>socially retarded, rarely go out the home
>going bald
>contemplating suicide for 4 years
Just shoot me
>>679894530
How did you get injured?
>>679894738
yea, but there are chances to fuck my eye permanently.
it only happens when I'm tired so it's ok for me.
>>679889450
I'm fat and an alcoholic
lymphocyte depleted hodgkins lymphoma
MRSA
ASPD
Type 1 betes and Ulcerative Colitis.
My life is shambles!
>>679894928
It feels like it's very dry, and it hurts everytime I breath. It feel like the back of my eye is also exposed. It's something like if you held your eye open and put a fan on it for hours. It's fucking miserable, its getting worse. I've had mris, xrays the works.
I wake up and my eyelids are stuck together they are so dry, I use a humidifier and drink plenty of water.
acne. im in my mid 20s
>>679890844
Why would I choose such specific disorders?
Chronic Urticaria (cause unknown)
Breaking out in hives for no reason everyday covering 90% of my body.
Fun times.
Terminal brain disease. Affects my autonomic nervous system. Everything is fucked.
>>679889450
Depression for over 10 years. On and off with different meds. I have to take meds for the rest of my life.
>>679894930
What country is that?
> Asthma
> Allergies
> Depression
Anyone else got ankylosing spondylitis?
AIDS, Cancer, ms, rls, pms, rts, athritis, feminine penis
is being fat and ugly a disease?
>>679895710
No but diabetes and heart disease is.
>>679889450
Im an insane autistic faggot with issues, but otherwise healthy. Slight allergy before. Can't complain physically.
Nothing wrong. Constantly anxious over the eventual decline in my health. I dont wanna die.
Human condition, i guess.
>>679894942
it started with "hey that looks like a benign tumor we better remove it before it can hurt his spine and nerves!" and then the wound didn't heal properly and everything basically got worse over time and with every operation I had. And now I am waiting that it finally heals so I can start studying.
>>679895417
United States
>>679895038
>ASPD
Twenty bucks says you're self-diagnosed.
>>>/tumblr/
>>679895861
Stress will kill you ironically.
>>679895417
Libya.
>>679889450
I have a massive reaction to Benadryl and I am sensitive to molds/dusts. I also have sensitive skin and cannot handle allergies at all.
i had a 3rd nipple but got it removed
I have asthma and the semi noticeable remains of hair-lip.
>>679895952
I know. Such a paradox. I constantly consider what my final thoughts will be the moment before my death.
>>679889450
>Mild Cerebral Palsy - Hemiparesis (Left)
>Visual Snow
>Depression/Anxiety
>Severe back pain and pain in general (from CP)
Pic is my hand (taken a few weeks ago)
>>679894930
Sorry
lupus
ra
hep b
everything is pain
Synchronous diaphragmatic flutter, it really sucks.
>>679896160
you'll be thinking about 'her' big guy. lets face it.
thats the human condition for men
Right bundle branch block in heart.
Asthma, mostly allergy based now because I'm not a fat fuck.
Allergic to pears and milk fat (fucking retarded I know).
Nerve damage in forearm and hand from stab wound.
'PTSD', basically general anxiety disorder and depression from said stab wound
>>679896160
if you're having those sorts of thoughts your quality of life can't be very high right now
>>679895949
nope i had a court appointed therapist say ASPD and never been on tumblr personally i dont think theres anything wrong with me mentally thats just what the therapist said
>>679889450
>feet problems that make it painful to walk
>scoliosis
>anxiety issues
I'm all around useless
>>679896160
when you lose consciousness you never know it happens, so thinking about your last thought is pointless
>>679896317
It's cool fam.
>>679896585
You type as retarded as this kike-looking guy I know who raped a girl. Is it you?
>>679889450
Chronic memes.
>>679896749
well you can type so theres a job out there. probably just doesnt pay well big guy
>>679896878
nope im not a kike nor have i raped anyone
>>679896373
tits or gtfo
>>679897094
But do you LOOK like a kike? And that's what they all say.
>>679897240
>being this new
>>679889450
herniated disk
>>679897340
small nose straight hair green eyes definately dont look like a jew
>>679897430
herniated dick
>>679897340
badly photoshoped, by the way.
>>679889450
I am one if the very few;
Haven't been sick of anything since the age of six. No flu, no cold, no allergies, no medication.
Asperger
Scoliosis
Marfan disease
Just chilling, having fun and stuff..
>>679889450
Ulcerative colitis, not all that bad most of the time.
Can be annoying when it flares up though.
>>679897518
>definately
You should probably look into dyslexia or something too.
>>679897521
ha, good one.
Sinking arches and one of my knees gets sore sometimes. I stand and walk 10 hours a day though
>>679897518
Jews are disguised as humans. They're vile beings no matter what they look like
I'm fat, stupid, lazy, cowardly, masterbate 5+ times a day, post on this dumb shithole all the time, shy, mean, poor, delusional, borderline alcoholic and generally worthless.
Not sure all of those are health problems but there you go.
Chronic virgin
Prolapsed Vagina.
>>679889450
epilepsy but ive been seizure free for 9 months now, I had brain surgery in july
>>679898313
Your life is an insult to those who aren't capable of changing.
>>679898425
pics?
>>679896280
What the fuck anon, I'm also suffering from these.
>Depression/Anxiety
>Severe back pain and pain in general (from CP)
>>679898585
What do you think? Faggot.
>>679898585
Thank you anon I'm well aware
>>679898767
From Cerebral Palsy?
>>679898820
No?
>>679898974
Correct.
>>679889450
Megacolon
>>679889450
Hypertension
Premature Ventricular Contractions (PVCs)
Diabetes
Bipolar II
>>679896280
It's the mcdonalds.
>>679899049
Yay! What do I win?
Prolapsed vagina pics?
>>679898313
How can people fap so much in one day? Even if I mastrubate once a day it doesn't feel good. Mastrubation only feels good when I don't fap for 2 or more days and I'm not tired.
Had really bad OCD as a kid/teenager, sort of grew out of it I guess.
>>679899078
Nope, it was a wage thread faggot. I haven't eaten at McDonald's in a decade
Nerv cancer in left arm, left my hand with 20% function plus long qt syndrome plus I have a I'd implanted
I cant stop getting dubs
>>679899502
Pride comes before the fall, faggot.
>>You can add autism to that list. It was a joke faggot, nothing wrong with some nuggies once in a while.
4chan
I've got a bunion on my right big toe. I also have a sore throat. That's about it tho.
ITT People sighing in relief as OP finally gives them a chance to explain how pathetic they think they are.
ehlers danlos
mild autism
depression
ITT: People sighing in relief as OP finally gives them a chance to explain how pathetic they think they are.
>>679897240
yes thank you everyone with lupus is a girl ive never heard that before
>>679889450
Marfans syndrome ._.
brachycephaly
i look like a faggot with short hair
had Wolf-Parkison White syndrome and Atrioventricular Nodal Reentry Tachycardia until about 2 years ago. yes. both.
at first my doctor was under the impression what i only had Wolf-Parkinson White but when i got treated for that AVNRT surfaced.
fun stuff
>>679894156
Fake and gay
>>679900153
don't lose heart, anon
>>679900214
Gross.
>>679900325
Yeah the doctors thought so, that's why they prescribed my oxycontin and dilauded.
I don't have a fucking health problem because I don't eat like shit and exercise every now and again.
FUCK YOU OBAMA
IM 20 AND NOW REQUIRED TO SPEND 1500$ A FUCKING YEAR FOR HEALTH INSURANCE THAT I WILL CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING NEED BECAUSE I DONT SCARF DOWN BURGERS PIES AND CHEEZITS 24/7
I CANT FUCKING START MY LIFE BECAUSE I HAVE TO BUY HEALTH INSURANCE
I CANT FUCKING AFFORD A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND CANT SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE TO BUY OBAMA CARE
OBAMACARE IS MAKING ME UNHEALTHIER
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU OBAMA
>>679900818
Can you maybe chill?
>>679889450
Allergies.
Kidney stones. They fucking suck.
>>679900818
So then don't buy it.
>>679900153
Bro you post on /b/ a lot
I remember someone saying they had Marfans syndrome in a thread last night
>>679900818
My GF had no problem at all, never smoked and was 19.
Cancer got her, she survived but her family was really happy to have insurance.
Also, Obama made insurance easier to get, if not for him you probably wouldn't have it at all.
Anyway, you know what they say
> a dumb person can't catch a cold
>>679900818
>HEALTH INSURANCE THAT I WILL CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING NEED BECAUSE I DONT SCARF DOWN BURGERS PIES AND CHEEZITS 24/7
>all health issues are caused by poor diet and sedentary lifestyle
Get hit by a fucking truck you legitimate retard
>>679900924
NO FUCK YOU
YOU ASSHOLE MUTANTS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS ON MT. OLYMPUS WHEN YOU WERE BORN ARE COSTING ME MONEY
SICK ASSHOLES AND FATASSES ARE THE REASON WHY I HAVE TO BUY OBAMACARE NOW
>>679889450
My health problem is that I have none. I feel left out because I don't keep a pain reliever or prescription medication in my desk at work.
When I go to a health screening they just say "Your weight is normal but close to the overweight line; your cholestrol is very slightly above average....you should go on a strict diet and put on a fitbit so we can monitor you 24/7."
>>679900818
Yea cause every perfectly healthy person can just afford a 60k spinal operation after a carcrash that left him immobile
>>679900818
sounds like you have high blood pressure anon
>>679901401
>>679901401
>all health issues are caused by poor diet and sedentary lifestyle
MOST HEALTH ISSUES (99.9%) ARE ENVIRONMENTAL
LOOK UP "BIOLOGY OF BELIEF" ON YOUTUBE
CELLS REACT TO THEIR ENVIRONMENT
I have pretty shitty anxiety. I hate it and I wish I could go back to when It didn't bother me.
>>679901541
You will get cancer or heart disease someday, don't worry, it happens to everybody. Then you can wonder if it's karma or just bad luck.
>>679901757
>you can 100% control your environment
>some youtube documentary is science
>>679901757
Look up anything to do with medicine and hereditary illness. Environmental? You are fucking joking right?
>>679897617
Ah yes, a fellow alien.
>>679889450
Nose is always running, don't know the cause. Can't smell at all.
>>679889450
I can't hardly build muscle. 6'1 and 160 lbs slenderman mode here.
I lifted weights for 2 years, with friends who get good gains helping me. Ate fuck tons of food. Followed the routine they set out for me and started putting on weight.
After a couple of years I knew it was all just fat, from eating 5 full meals a day, but they assured me there were gains under there.
So I cut. Lost all the fat and guess what? No gains.
My friends figure I've got some thyroid problem or something. Overactive I guess.
>>679889450
>Addictive personality
>Probably some depression, not sure, never been diagnosed.
Currently getting help breaking away from alcohol. Boring, I know. Just don't want to have these problems when my child arrives. I want to be a good father, you know?
>>679901294
yeahhhhh :(
all i got nigga
people are shitty
Bipolar, lose joints and psoriasis
The extreme underlying need to FUCKING kill myself.
>>679902319
Brain fluid
>>679889450
Anxiety if it counts, and moderate arthritis in my legs.
I'm allergic to eggs.
>>679902553
Do you take Aciretin?
>>679902319
nose always running is a sign of healthy nasal breathing. if you were completely dry that would be very bad.
loss of smell is bad as well
I'm the anon with empty nose syndrome. >>679892636
I lost my sense of smell after nasal surgery but then started getting treatment to regrow nerves in my nose and regained sense of smell.
are you smoker?
>>679901757
>MOST HEALTH ISSUES (99.9%) ARE ENVIRONMENTAL
I'm this anon
>>679898546
childhood viral meningitis caused scarring in my brain which when i reached adolescence then caused seizures. My surgery was elective, I wanted to have it, total cost for surgery and care would have been over $100,000.
Schizoaffective, depression and anxiety, but controlled with meds
Aspergers syndrome, kinda grew out of it
Low libido
>>679902319
Have you tried spending a week in another environment to see if it makes a difference? Crowded city? Flatlands? Mountains?
>>679902027
>MUH GENES!!1!
FUCK YOU
OBESITY, SLEEP APNEA, ASHTMA, KNEE PAIN, BACK PAIN, DIABETES, ALLERGIES...THEY ARE ALL GENES HUH? NOT AT ALL TO DO WITH BEING A FATASS OR NOT EXERCISING EVERY NOW AND AGAIN?
EVEN CANCER IS WIDELY PREVENTABLE
MOST OF THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA ARE DUMBASSES AND IT'S COSTING ME MONEY
YEAH THERE ARE SOME RARE DIESEASES AND SHIT THAT CAN'T BE HELPED FROM BIRTH BUT MOST (99%) OF HEALTH PROBLEMS ARE FUCKING EASILY PREVENTABLE IF PEOPLE DIDN'T LIVE LIKE ASSHOLES
I like anime
>>679902613
Brain fluid what. This shit has been happening for 7 years, help. (Mind you, the anosmia os due to me being congested so often.)
>>679901719
that's not the point, paying for healthcare is fucking disgusting and i feel sorry for you backward countries who actually have to pay for fucking cancer like it was your choice to have it, it fucking kills me that this is even accepted.
>>679902673
Does that mean you can't eat cake? Or other delicious foods which contain eggs?!?!?
Allergic to cats and pollen
>>679902821
By the sea helps.
>>679902690
No.
Just some medical creams because in my country you need to try every cream before you can have pills.
>>679902830
Yeah. I've never had cake once in my life. I also can't have most cookies. Brownies as well as cupcakes and donuts are off limits, etc. I'm really limited with desert options...
>>679903088
at least you can eat ice cream
>>679902778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LCtV1_TgiM
Can you say from personal experience if this video (and channel) are a fraud?
Arthritis and sciatica, I'm a fat ass so that doesn't help the situation.
>>679903088
>Yeah. I've never had cake once in my life.
HOW HAVE YOU NOT KILLED YOURSELF?!?!
>>679902771
>total cost for surgery and care would have been over $100,000.
YOU HAVE INSURANCE?
IS THAT WHAT THEY BILLED THE INSURANCE?
WHAT'S FUCKED UP ABOUT OUR SOCIETY IS THAT HOSPITALS BILL THE FUCK OUT OF INSURANCE.
IF YOU WENT TO A HOSPITAL AND SAID "I'M PAYING OUT OF POCKET" THAT SAME SURGERY WOULD HAVE BEEN 40,000$ MAX.
YOUR CASE COULDN'T BE HELPED. 1% TYPE MEDICAL SHIT
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE 99% MCAMERICANS COLLECTING DISABILITY FOR HAVING SLEEP APNEA BECAUSE THEY ARE 350 LBS
>>679903155
True that. At least I'm not totally fucked.
>>679889450
I'm a little chubby
>>679903284
You'd think suicide would be the only option at this point, but as another anon pointed out, I can still have ice cream.
>>679903295
no, I'm in Canada and the provincial government covers healthcare costs. I was told by the surgical team that an operation like that is typically $100,000
>>679901841
I lived a cynical life so the universe gave me a cynical death
>>679902757
No, my father passed away from smoking. Sometimes im good but others, its horrible, i might vomit from all the mucous while i sleep.
>>679903088
There are bakeries that specialize in avoiding those types of allergies. I know it is taboo to speak of it here, but.......gluten free, nut allergy sensitive, lactose......
>>679903088
I want to cry for you.
So I shall.
>aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYY WHYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Painful Peripheral Neuropathy
broken heart
major depression
>>679903579
Yeah I've actually had some vegan shit in the past and I have to say, it's not all bad.
I was born
>>679889450
Flat feet, ADHD, OCD, ODD, seasonal allergies, vertically challenged.
>>679903584
I appreciate the tears of sympathy, anon.
I'm too beautiful, my dick is too functional, and m.... Oh wait problems; right. =
Slight aspergers tendencies (to do with obsession/mastery of some tasks/hobbies/occupations
Addictive personality
ETDCT (working on that)
Being a bit ginger is sometimes a problem, don't worry I'm not like copper ore ginger, just dark brown that shines that way in the sun.
Paranoia
Anxiety
Split personalities
Psychopathy to a certain extent
In early 20s but can't grow a full beard yet...
Aaaaaand that's about it.
:)
Countchoulitus and inverted penis
>>679902829
im paying 16 euros per month, i say thats reasonable. I cant imagine living without healthcare, or seeing people that are in need of medical attention, but wont cause of financial reasons
>>679903752
For real /b/ro, my best friend is gluten intolerant and she has made some cupcakes for my birthday for a few years now. It's not so bad, you know?
>>679903188
Yes that looks real. Real crazy motherfuckers like that at the care center, like a woman who talked to herself and thought she had a cell phone in her stomach, and i shit you not like 90 percent of them smoke.
>>679889450
cumming at unexpected times in bitches
my ex would push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679903987
Yeah I mean it could be worse. Vegan cookies are actually pretty good.
>>679903472
one reason I don't see universal healthcare working in the states is that meds and procedures and surgeries are so damn expensive. another reason is that people just don't take care of themselves.
are things like that in canada?
>>679903905
you weren't lying about the aspy thing. except maybe the slightly part, which should read 'really hard aspergers'
Freakishly tall
Obese
ADHD
Clinically depressed
Have this weird purple spot on my hip that has feels really evenly bumpy and the skin feels thinner around it
My knees crunch when I bend them
I have acne scars and stretch marks
>>679903472
>typically $100,000
For Insurance...
Because since you're in Canada they automatically knew they could get away with billing the fuck out of the government
Also how does it feel knowing your citizens used to take a day trip down to the US and pay cash for medical care because of those waiting lines?
Fucking cucks
>>679895275
Because you spent 10 minutes on webmd
>>679904141
prescription drugs aren't covered by the province, only necessary and some elective surgeries are covered too. I don't know what you mean about people not taking care of themselves?
Diabetes, obesity and heart disease rates in Canada are much lower than in the US and those illnesses are highly effected by lifestyle
>>679902827
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/12/03/woman-running-nose-revealed-to-be-leaking-brain-fluid.html
>>679904301
Tall and obese? Lets see
>>679896447
>thinking about her
>condition for men
pick 1 pussy faggot
Neurofibromatosis type 1 and probably some form of asd
non-24
>>679904231
Nah, slightly to moderately is accurate, because hey, I'm me, and I know, k cunt, thanks x
What's your excuse?
>>679904522
6'7"
~420 pounds
>>679904353
>Also how does it feel knowing your citizens used to take a day trip down to the US
Used to being the key word in that sentence. The system has been hugely reformed.
How does it feel to know that Americans literally let people die in the emergency room if they don't have insurance
>>679889450
in regards to pic: legalize nitrous. it cures everything fags
>>679904636
What the fuck, you're an monster
What's that coming over the hill; it's you!
>>679904301
Anon that mark could be a tumour. I have a plexiform neurofibroma on my lower back that feels like that
>>679904636
You sound pretty alpha to me.
You should contact WWE or someshit because Vince loves big guys
>>679904894
Pretty much
Reason I'm so fat is because I used to drink a shit load of pop, I still do but not as much as I used to. I'd drink like two to three two liters of Mtn Dew a day, two or three times a week.
asthma and allergies to lots of medicines but thankfully not to any pussy shit like fish, grass, bees, or milk (Gluten allergies are made up by idiots who want an excuse to whine about shitting their pants all the time). And mental illness because I love and date traps nearly exclusively these days.
>>679904699
>How does it feel to know that Americans literally let people die in the emergency room if they don't have insurance
Never happened
I say used to because now Obamacare fucked everything up
>>679905008
Funny thing, my brother used to be hugely into wrestling, me too for a while. I even met Jeff Hardy, RVD, Ric Flair, and Chris Jericho.
>>679904954
This is what it looks like. My mom died of cancer and my grandma had breast cancer.
>>679905051
>mtn dew
Well you may be fat, but you drink the drink of mlg champions, so yaknow; swings and roundabouts as they say
>>679905051
Ever since I was little, I've always had great sympathy for obese people. Dunno why. Guess I just couldn't imagine being in those people's shoes. I give you my condolences anon.
>>679902822
People put too much importance on exercise and not enough on diet. Was overweight for more than 5 years while still being reasonably fit, then one day decided to moniter my diet and dropped the excess weight during a period of time when I barely moved. Fucking health misinformation held me back for years
>>679891222
Kek, trips checked
>>679905640
Thanks man, I'm pretty young (19) so while I do think a lot of it is caused by being raised in an obese household, I do acknowledge that I could change it now, I just don't.
>>679905751
I SAID NOT BE A FATASS (PROPER EATING, PORTION CONTROL, FRUITS AND VEGETABLES)
SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE CLEAR FOR YALL DENSE FUCKERS
DIET IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EXERCISE
VISERAL FAT IS DANGEROUS FAT
Genetic heart failure, with constant stage 2 hypertension and arrhythmia. Basically my heart doesn't beat in the right pattern and has to beat really hard, making it thicken and be unable to move enough blood and beat even harder, and can get thrown off rhythm very easily if I'm not careful. Brain aneurysms are a big risk since they run in the family too, and are brought up by my condition.
I'm 21 and doc says with my family history and my current condition I got about 10, 20 tops. Constant exercise and training helps my condition, but the non stop cardio exercise makes gaining muscle kinda hard which is a total pain in the ass.
>>679906307
Pacemaker?
>>679906307
Get yourself some beast protein shake
>>679905640
Same here. I barely put any effort in to stay a healthy weight so I can't judge fat people that put in the same effort. What helped me lose weight and get in shape was actually one of those 'why are you fat?'. Bait threads on /b/ and a link to a /fit/ sticky. Did some reading and found how easy it would be to lose weight. 1k Cal deficit for 2lbs a week. Just half assed shot for that most days, cut out most pop and junk food and I was looking good in no time
>>679906307
Beta blockers, septal ablation, and pacemaker?
>>679907106
And fucking protein shake
>>679894930
That's very sad and I feel bad for you but that's not depression that's being sad with your life. Drug companies have made you think feeling sad and suicidal all the time is depression but its not. Don't give up tho.
>>679889450
is cocaine and heroin addiction consider a health problem?
>>679893607
So you're a fag?
>>679907411
no, it's a criminal one.
>>679898546
Your surgeon/medical team did a damn fine job of stitching you up. I totally dig that you are capable of completely hiding that scar.
>>679907411
You're either really rich; or really poor
You shoot that shit up at the same time? You must feel like a plate of aggrovated jelly wrapped in a blanket
>>679907106
I could do those things, but I'm broke as shit working a minimum wage job in the good ol US of A. Managed to miss the health insurance enrollment period so I don't have any help there for treatment, and even then I doubt I could afford it. I'm kinda just fucked on that line.
>>679907411
I can't see how it wouldn't be.
>>679907578
Either bait or legit retarded
herniated disc L5S1, chronic back pain.
wrist pain
My left arm hurts sometimes when I lie on it
>>679907709
he can get clean in jail
>>679896280
Aayy, I have visual snow too
>>679905358
Looks similar to mine. Would post a pic but my phone camera isn't working. Id talk to your doctor about it. Probably benign like mine but mine could turn malignant so I should be seeing the doctor regularly. Is the area sensitive? If I get a little bump on mine it hurts like a bitch because it's rooted throughout the nerves in the area.
>>679907578
Im a consenting adult who is doing no harm to anyone but myself
>back to /pol/
>>679889450
Hypothyroid, chronic b12 deficiency, autism, bipolar, nearsighted.
Yes, my life has been a bit of a nightmare.
Oldfag here. Arthritis. Switch hands when jerking off, reduce the risk.
Asthma
Severe anxiety/panic attacks
Prehypertension
Back injuries (hernias)
Depression
>>679907956
>funding terrorism
>doing no harm to anyone
pick one
>>679905801
Why not? It's a shit ton easier than you think and exercise is 100% optional although once you start losing weight you will get a shit ton of energy and might want to
>>679906254
>yall
>>679901837
same here. i can't even toke anymore and i used to really enjoy it when i was younger.
No clavicle
None dude I'm 30 and healthy as fuck
The mental kind, borderline psychosis, paranoia, social anxiety, addictive personality, proneness to depression, insomnia, bad skin, anger issues, the usual
>>679908641
Don't lie!, you're on /b/ there's definitely something wrong with you m9
Bipolar drug addict with anxiety here
>>679889450
Type 2 diabetes. Probably cause of my obesity few years back was like 280lbs. Now Im down to 160
>>679901321
Bullshit. Obama care has helped a few people while costing everybody else an unmanageable amount of money. But that guy is a dumbass.
>>679889450
self-diagnosed obesity and ptsd
self-diagnosed depression
>>679909144
Good for you, glad to hear you lost so much weight anon
>>679909226
Depression aint a real thing
>>679908265
I don't know, it's really hard for me to stop drinking pop. I saw a psychiatrist once who said he thought that I was subconsciously self-medicating with caffeine to help my ADHD. Also, when you're depressed, it's kinda hard to make yourself do anything.
>>679907874
It's never really hurt, it just feels really bumpy and kinda hard. It's been there for at least a year or two.
>>679909285
Thanks. I havent checked up on it ever since though. Symptons went away. Frequently urinating, dizziness and i randomly got 2-3 second blackouts. None ever since i dropped weight
>>679889450
>Fistulising Crohn's Disease
>Chronic exczema
>depression
All diagnosed.
>>679908963
>social anxiety,
>>679908963
>addictive personality,
>>679908963
>proneness to depression
>>679908963
>bad skin
I hate to be that guy but...isn't that just shit genetics
>>679889450
Cancerous threads.
>>679907696
Call a local cardiologists office or hospital (or two or three) and explain your situation. Or go to a DO. There are programs, charities, and other options out there that will help you out. It'll take some legwork on your end to get the ball rolling, but that's some serious shit. Depending on the arrhythmia, you could go into VFib arrest, throw a clot into your brain and stroke out, or throw a clot into a coronary artery and have a heart attack. Seriously man, take the initiative now and avoid that shit. It could be as simple as cheap generic cardiac meds like Amlodopine, Atenolol, or Metoprolol. As much as it'd suck to die of cardiac arrest, it'd be worse to survive a stroke and a chunk of your brain stop working. It's not cheap being a partial vegetable.
Crushing anxiety for no reason.
also joint issues
>>679910264
Lonely
And
Fat
Tmj and it fucking sucks , i wish I was missing a leg or had diabetes instead of that shit
my problem is
i dont wanna do stuff
guys please take a look at this article about empty nose syndrome and tell me what you think
https://www.buzzfeed.com/joeloliphint/is-empty-nose-syndrome-real-and-if-not-why-are-people-killin#.hbj35KO9e
>>679902673
me too anon
and all birds
you can make your own cakes though
look up xanthan gum - it's a powder which gets added to sauces, creams etc - acts as a sticky gloopy binding agent in the same way egg is meant to in cake/cookie recipes
>>679910381
lonely yes but actually pretty thin.
joints just hurt a lot
pinched nerves and early stage arthritis i think.
Skin disease, eczema, incredibly dry skin, it's horrible
>>679910010
>shit genetics
No you fucking retard.
Literally everything you described is mostly environmental.
>>679902822
>he thinks you can cure allergies with some pilates, jogging and weightlifting
m80 you are one massive fucking retard, here's your (You)
>>679910010
You aren't wrong there. But I also have great genetics, just counteracted by other shit genetics. I used to be a really attractive guy when I was younger, then my skin went to shit. Also I'm pretty smart, so my genetics balance out I guess..
Tumor it's pretty humorous <- get it, no but seriously I'm actually dying...
phimosis
Bi polar and schizotypal. Born with a cognitive delay. Only one doctor i've seen suspects autism but it was from a 5 minute conversation and he didn't evaluate me any further. I guess i'm that obvious. But then again why did nobody else evaluating me for years suspect it? I don't know.
Got diagnosed with a really bad audio memory at an early age. Definitely confirmed further when I tried to be a cashier at mcdonalds. If it was something like a family doing an order I couldn't process their whole order at once in my head. I would have to ask again and pause every now and then to put in their order as they were giving it to me.
Very intimidating to realize you have this problem with a huge line of people in front of you.
Really sucks. And good luck trying to make me listen to any complicated problem you're having in a conversation. I'll lose track of where we're at and the worst part is it makes me look like I really don't care about what the other person is saying. So its done a number on my relationships as well.
>>679911413
It is shit genetics, though my environment has contributed
>>679911551
ALLERGIES ARE CAUSED BY FUCKTARDS THAT DON'T GO OUTSIDE ENOUGH
Bipolar Disorder
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Major Depressive Disorder
Panic Disorder
Schizophrenia
All have been clinically diagnosed :(((
MHE.
Something happens to me whenever I get replies to posts on 4chan where my rectum aches. Is this normal?
Glass bones and paper skin
>>679893577
oh, really, I'm sorry to hea- BOOM!
hope I didn't scare you =)
but seriously, try not to think about it beating right now.
adhd
depression (my gamgam died last year) I watched her die
may have slight autism (still getting evaluated)
im only 14 (im not looking for attention) im just saying im this old and already this shit
>>679909600
Had my tumour since I was a toddler or earlier but my brother and sister have developed them later in life. I'll try and get a pic of mine on my other phone and post it as a comparison.
Have you tried drinking sugar free drinks?
I substituted pop for water, coffee and the sugar free 'water enhancer' shit you squirt into water. I rationalize it by tellingmyself that 500 calories a day of junk isn't worth sacrificing my self image, stamina, agility and strength
I have a molar that got split in half and needs removed, but luckily it doesn't hurt.
When i was 11 i started having really hardcore insomnia, and i realized i could fall asleep if i jerked off. which basically led to masturbation addiction up till i was 20. Jerking off twice a day for a decade isn't without problems, like being weak and tired all the time and a plethora of other side affects. I've just recently within the past year got myself to 3-4 wanks a week and have noticed obvious changes to my bicep muscles
I suspect i have hypertension. but i've been trying to eat cleaner and do some basic exercises + lift weights each night.
other than that, i'm Healthy, good weight, good energy.
I have no health problems. I am literally perfect. I actually became a couch potato for 5 years, with computer addiction for 12 hours a day. Then after I got bored of that 5 years later, I went outside after having not exercised in 5 years, and some random guy comes up to me and says "dat physique". True story.
>>679889450
Mild Asperger's (I have the papers fuckwads)
and Pectus Excavatum
>>679889909
Like retinoblastoma?
>>679912671
Yo all you gotta do is work dat chest and that shit'll pop right out ya feel me dawg like I just did it yesterday when I got that from sleeping the wrong way on a pillow
>>679912671
>Mild Asperger's (I have the papers fuckwads)
Congratulations?
>>679912350
yo just called the fbi bro ur goin away for a long time
>>679890716
Even your pancreas hates you
psoriasis all over body (mostly face). sadly nothing works for me. no medicine or sun exposure. lucky it's not that itchy.
>>679895615
My ex, guess it's rare for chicks.
>>679892740
Ditto
>>679889450
ADHD (Its real faggots. and before "hurr excuses" I have a post secondary degree a job i love making 50k a year with 10k raise yearly and a 10/10 fiancee. I have nothing to excuse)
Tourettes Syndrome. Nothing like on TV, its hardly a barrier at all aside from making conversations awkward now and then.
Alcoholism.
Crhronic sleep deprivation.
Seizures
>>679893581
That's the worst
>>679889450
A bunch.
>Asthma
>severe Cubital Tunnel Syndrome
>an impacted wisdom tooth
>tonsillitis
>I'm pretty sure my digestive system is fucked up in a bunch of different ways
>strep throat currently
>really bad eyesight
>dry eye
>dry mouth
and for some reason I'm getting really bad headaches.
also depression.
kill me pls
>>679893607
What are you on?
>>679913295
Oh, and essential tremor.
>>679913342
I also developed arthritis at the age of 12
>>679912608
I jerk off twice a day. Didn't know there was a correlation
>>679913295
Will you hire me?
I have a BSME
>>679896412
Hiccups?
>>679912999
faggot
I also forgot im obese
(funny my captcha was select the food lol)
>>679913722
y tho
>>679899068
Pvc's isn't a disease, dumbshit
