Waifu claiming thread
no quints edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>you wont be checking em this time
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio Claimed
>>679888120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htKY2oD85rs
>>679888456
I wasn't expecting Shrek.
>>679888568
Hi Yuuko anon, how are you doing today?
>>679888524
claimed!!
Claimed
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679887992
>>679888679
I believe it's been recently revealed, so expect a few months before it becomes available for purchase. I'm guessing late Juli or early August at the earliest. November if you are unlucky.
>>679888419
>Hand-kun
I don't know what you like to eat, but I'm sure I could think of something. Shepherd's pie? Salmon ceviche? Or perhaps you are a vegetarian? That would make for an interesting challenge.
Akiko claim
>>679888568
Hey you, good to see you again
>>679888711
It's on right now so I figured "why not?"
>>679888524
>claimed
>>679888501
Maybe we should talk to the police or something... they probably have a bulletin on her.
>>679889112
Thank you.
Glad you're still enjoying the threads.
>>679888711
Weirdly tired, but good.
How about you? Do anything of interest today?
Obligatory claim.
>>679888584
Not much, my negro. Just hanging out right now, what you up to?
>>679888919
Nah, I love my meat. Burgers, steak, anything like that. Not really all that knowledgeable of food though, I just like good food.
>>679889427
no no! i don't think we need to go THAT far...i mean...i don't want her to go to jail!
>>679888691
To be honest anon, it kind of sounds shit, then again I don't listen to metal.
>>679889112
Hi anon
>>679889434
I am doing good thanks for asking.
>Do anything of interest today?
Kind of, visited my parents today.
>>679889434
How can I not?
And I'll probably be here all night since I've decided the only way to get all my shit done is by pulling an all-nighter
>tfw so scared of failing uni
>>679889651
Tending to this ingrown toenail I have while watching Shrek
>>679889724
Night. How's the thread been while I was away? Kagami got her panties back yet?
Syndranon less triggered today?
>>679889733
You wont fail. I waste a shit ton of time here and i manage.
what are you going for?
>>679889724
well that sounds good. Always good to have a healthy relationship with family.
>>679889963
I only recently got onto the thread so I have no clue as to what was going on before.
>>679889724
>I don't listen to metal.
>I don't listen to metal.
>I don't listen to metal.
you are missing out on the fun, what do listen to then?
pls don't tell me bieber or something like that
>>679889886
put lots of hydrogen peroxide on it!!!
>>679890314
>what do listen to then?
Classical music.
>pls don't tell me bieber or something like that
I Would rather kill myself then listen to Bieber
>>679889886
Interesting combo. Get the green swamp dweller to take it out for you.
>>679889651
>Meat lover
My person of colour. I'd have to make some great meat-focused dishes, then. Like beef short ribs. Robust and great dishes, perfect beer, and amazing company. Now that sounds like a night and a half to me.
>>679889963
>Kagami got her panties back yet?
What
>>679890747
top kek
>>679889716
They can't put her in jail. I.... Sorry. I don't mean to scare you.
Basically she's the panty bogeyman.
>>679890348
alright
sachi claim
Dishes are fucking rekt.
What's up guys?
>>679890179
I basically have to make an award-winning board game AND complete a digital drawing by morning 9 am
I'll also have to lie my ass off about how I tested the board game I have yet to conceive
>>679890199
fair enough
I'll keep you guys updated on my progress
>>679890571
>Classical
not my thing, I only like Beethoven and Chopin, but I get it, at least it ain't biebs garbage
besides, some metal songs are inspired on classical anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtQSu9J8ogI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1QM6YZC45g
I'm back, I was eating dinner.
>>679888919
I'll look for it. Think there's any chance of seeing it at a convention? I'm going to one in August.
>>679891114
Hisao a qt
>>679891004
Epsom Salt boi
>>679891004
Hey Tomoko
not much
I'm about to kill myself and pull an all-nighter
>>679890693
How could someone not love meat? It's great.
>amazing company
You're too kind. Does sound like an excellent night though. Sound like a pretty well rounded cook.
>>679890908
that's good to hear! i wonder if she's stolen somebody else's panties....
>>679891004
how rekt are they? 420 no scoped?
>>679891225
>Kagami's Bedroom.png
I kek'd.
>so that's where she went..
>>679891225
wha- get out of there!!!!
>>679891225
I guess not then
>>679891225
>>679891683
>>679891225
>
>>679891116
It's usually up for pre-order a few months before it actually gets made. So there's a very, very slim chance that that will happen. Although it would be really sweet if that was the case. You could always try and see if Max Factory have a booth at the convention. She should be there if they have one and she's ready to be ordered.
If she isn't at the convention I'd recommend purchasing her from AmiAmi. They have the best prices most of the time. Crunchyroll might have her as a daily deal as well.
>>679891370
I'm not that good of a cook, but I like expanding my knowledge and provide good food for my guests.
>>679891004
Not much, just fucking around on /b/
>>679891114
The first one sounds pretty good and the second one is great, Chopin is actually my favourite Piano composer.
>>679891116
Hi Galko.
>>679891225
Kek
>>679888679
"yo"
I can't believe I woke up to this
>>679891205
You're gonna make it Mugi. I have a fucked toenail too. Is it the pinkey one?
>>679891564
Beyond.
>>679891256
I can't do that shit anymore. Why would you do that?
>>679891885
You sound better than most people I've seen with cooking. I'd love to eat with you sometime, seem like a nice/intelligent fella. Beer would just be icing on the cake.
Still enjoying your beer, man?
>>679891683
I'm sorry... I was too late to save your panty drawer.
>>679891885
Alright, thanks for the advice.
>>679891909
Hello.
>>679891930
Hi Vlad.
>>679892073
please refer to >>679889733 and >>679891044
Claimed
>>679891225
you can't promise me 10 of my own....
>>679892218
Yer fucked. I dropped out twice. Come be /NEET/
>tfw 5k debt and no job
>>679892175
Hello ( I still don't know your waifu's name...sorry)
>>679892467
>>679892562
:^(
>>679892691
>>679892146
You flatter me. At least try my food before praising my cooking.
Have you to myself for a night would most likely be fantastic. I don't get to share a beer, never mind a meal, with someone that often. I'd be honoured to do it with you.
I am finishing up this 75 cl bottle. It's been a good one.
>>679892175
Don't worry about it. I'll try to remember poking you if I see it up for pre-order.
>>679891683
I wont be the only thing to get out of here.
>>679892171
Why do you even try? You can't catch me when panties are involved.
>>679892418
I will return them all clean. I promise.
>>679892073
The big one
>gym all week
>FUCK
>>679892467
>tfw eurofag so only 1k max debt and still probably a job
>>679892770
just....keep them, now i have to buy some more....
>>679892770
>licked them all clean
>>679892957
>>679892550
It's Galko.
>>679892759
Alright, I'll be checking, too.
>>679892982
Are you panties get continuously stolen?
If yes then I have the perfect product for you, the CV.33, you can stop anyone with this magnificent product.
Order one now and we will thrown five more in.
>>679892759
Heh, well you seem to know a few food titles I haven't heard of. Must know your stuff.
>Have you to myself for a night would most likely be fantastic.
>Suggestive hands
I eat out with friends every now and again, it's rare though. Feel you on that, be a great night with ya I reckon.
Mmmm, nice. Glad you're enjoying yourself.
>>679892982
>
>>679893044
How did you know about my plans.
>>679893044
Unfortunately I thought of that, too.
>>679892770
I can't simply leave Kagamis panties at your mercy.
>>679893243
i feel like we're spamming thread.
you win
>>679893252
Thank you.
>>679893465
you win today homu...actually you win almost everyday....
>>679893651
Look who it is
>>679893651
Moo
>>679893651
Hey Milkanon
Hope your evening is better than mine
>>679893469
do you want my panties too?!
>>679893651
Moo
>>679893651
Breast Friend.
>>679893519
No problem.
>>679893856
Is that an offer?
Then Yes, I do.
>>679893651
Milk.
>>679892753
Oh hai
>>679892811
Wew. So sorry. Do you have to rip it out? I really don't want to rip it out.
>>679892856
Ey b0ss, fuck you mang.
>>679893856
>>679894138
But their mine...
>>679894138
just ask homu for some....she has plenty!
>>679893619
>>679894295
ahahaahah, im sure you can share though....
I can't go on...
>>679894237
my nigger
>>679893252
Anything for for a fellow denizen of /waifu/.
>>679893448
Suggestive text is some of the most fun text to write.
I just watch a few cooking shows and read a few things online. I also like to try new things from time to time. It's the little things that makes life worth living, you know?
I hope that you are having a great night yourself.
>>679894237
I don't think so
>my ingrown toenails just swell and fill with puss
>is that an ingrown toenail
>>679894323
Isn't that a little.. impersonal?
And she could just give me a random one.
>>679894619
Pus*
>>679894709
well...yeah....but, ok you can have one of my mine!
>>679894619
>confirmed, ingrown ton nails is the way to pick up chicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBOMbvICuc
>>679894619
Should get it cut.
Knock Knock
>>679895101
who's there?
>>679894480
WAKE ME UP
>>679894906
I think that's my best typo to date kek
>>679894926
I'm more of a fan of poking a hole then squeezing like a pimple
zone-tan. *mic drop*
>>679895101
Is a great melee weapon in Fallout New Vegas.
>>679895219
CANT WAKE UP
Never forget.
>>679894906
We'll worry about that once you have new ones.
You'd have to go to great lengths to get your old ones back..
>>679893800
Moo.
>>679893816
Probably, yours going bad?
>>679894007
Mooo.
>>679894098
Booby brother.
>>679894214
A best.
>>679895211
>>679895276
>insert goku line.
>>679894475
Kagami we're talking about panties. Some things aren't meant to be shared.
>>679894709
But I can learn to share with you. Just like I am learning to share you :^)
>>679895377
very much so
please refer to >>679892218 for details
>>679895234
I meant seeing a doctor that will cut about 1/3 of the toenail away with a scalpel.
>>679895377
How are you doing?
>>679895338
i think it's a lost cause already...you have to give me something in return though!
>>679895637
>expected a hot girl
>homura
>too bad
I don't get it
>>679895553
i mean, just let her borrow them, she has to give them back though....
>>679894524
*tip*
>>679894619
wew. I don't know if that's right. Mine's just cracked all the way down.
>>679895377
How was your day milk man?
>>679895653
I've had the procedure done 3 times, I can say it's better than being in pain all the time and self-medicating it with a knife for 2 years straight.
>>679895888
This thread is so lewd.
>>679896087
We getting lewd?
>>679895871
Me neither... This pic also violates her personality completely but this was the perfect chance to use it.
>>679895566
Shit man.
>>679895614
Feeling a little sadistic, one of my faggot vassals in crusader kings decided to have two of my sons murdered and when I tried to have him arrested he declared war. So I'm going to take his shit, arrest his two sons and his five grandsons, and execute all of them with him being the last, thus wiping his dynasty out.
>>679895929
Pretty good, its a family member's birthday so that's what I've been doing all day.
>>679895377
Hey Moo.
>>679895566
>>679895577
>>679895633
>>679896199
what's all this
>>679895888
I thought you meant to give them to me...
>>679896187
If you want to
>>679896087
Careful. It can get worse.
You might even see...
>hand holding
>>679896264
Can't you keep him imprisoned until he dies by hisself or something?
>>679896465
>hand holding
I'm scared man
>>679896353
you can borrow a pair, until i get new ones, it'll prolly take a while...just something so you don't have to wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esvw3fxlXXE
>>679896353
What is what?
>>679896632
Forgot pic
>>679895888
Trips confirms its the best thing to do... I will compensate you for all the trouble with some Tsuzu panties.
>>679896224
>Dio-sama first kiss
>too bad
Another pic that I cant understand.
>>679896353
Not sure what you're referring to with my post
>>679894529
Especially when it's mutual.
>hand wink
Yeah, subtle things that just add to your life. I see what you mean. I'm having a good night talking to ya and playing this game, thanks.
Top tier meme
>>679896829
it's too bad because I wasn't HIS first kiss
>>679896264
Do it.
>>679896361
No.
>please
>>679896848
What's good Handy?
Hey guys! Gonna go to the doctor's tomorrow to get a whole bunch of fott crap frozen off... fml
Darjeeling claim!
Also update on Autism: The Movie
>it's pretty bad
>>679896680
I don't mind waiting.
>>679896708
>>679896844
It's called dubs.
>>679896844
>>679896353
Sometimes Tsuzu is impossible to understand.
>>679896353
Hello.
>>679896504
Yeah, most of his kids and grandkids escaped to other countries but I was able to get one of his sons, and when I executed them the other son came back and now he's started a small revolt so he's going to die next.
>>679896938
Its happening.
>>679897093
ill make it worth that wait!!
>>679897042
This nigga is the real OG
>>679897042
No trench coats or fedoras?
>>679897035
why's that lov?
>>679896848
>Especially when it's mutual.
Hand-kun... are you coming onto me?
>hand wink
Oh, I see.
>Waifu wink
Glad to hear that you're having a good time, and that I'm able to contribute. It means a lot to me talking to you, too. I just want to let you know that.
>>679897035
Hi anon
>>679897035
Hello.
>I haven't seen you in a while
>>679897212
Good.
>>679896675
>It's not fair, I was young and stupid
>>679897247
I-I appreciate it, Kagami-chan.
>>679897339
looks almost like a young don henely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUzVCw8BEXA
>>679897035
fott crap?
>>679897093
I didn't even notice, I don't really pay attention to those at all.
>>679897360
We're getting leather jackets
>>679897776
Get fedoras please
