Waifu claiming thread
Dio's a smug lying piece of shit edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>only trust vampires you've sworn loyalty to
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio Claimed
>>679877777
Nice get
My folly.
Quads confirm superior thread.
Good quints bro
Yep
Cant compare to this
>>679877951
>quads
What the fuck am I talking about?
>>679877777
CHECKT
>>679877951
>quads
quints
misery
>>679877777
claimed!!
Asuna claim
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679877438
>>679878036
I like Galko because of that as well. Like how pure she is, which is a nice gap that is only revealed if one actually gets to know her. Her motherly skills are not to be trifled with either.
>>679877777
checked!!!
Oh don't hide your failures
>>679877777
Quints for Lord Dio.
>>679878005
Almost deleted it when I saw your thread
Claimed
checking
>>679877777
AYY WE CHECK THOSE
>>679877777
>pic
Most confortable kuudere claimed
>>679877131
>I want summer to come already ya know?
I know that feel very well. The tranquility of being at home during rain doesn't compensate the days where you have to work under shitty weather. Also holidays.
>weekend, partying and such. Kinda needed that before starting to study seriously
I hope you had a good time! Since we're talking about studying I will suggest you closing this tab when you need to, /waifu/ can be addictive.
>chem is especially complicated, too many electrons and salts and oxoacids to learn
I actually loved these things and believe I could study it easily. Too bad I dont have chemistry since 10th grade.
WEEBS JUST FUCKING GO ON /A/ NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE ON MY PRECIOUS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>What's the most interesting place you've ever had an orgasm?
For me it's either my sixth grade field trip in sixth grade or in the swimming pool during gym class.
>inb4 "yer mum"
Claimed, she will be mine forever.
Just gonna save this legendary thread
i want to kill abiru
>>679878555
My own bedroom fam
>>679876952
Why me?
It would have been a failure.
But not this time.
>>679878565
I'll be saving that as well. I don't think that we've ever had quints in the OP.
>>679878555
Fuck I meant in a movie theatre.
>>679878555
sixth grade???? wew....at home...im a very vanilla
>>679878746
He faps to cripples
>>679878555
Home
>>679877777
I woke up just to check em
and now im going back to my eternal slumber
>>679878153
Yeah, I like how she's still somewhat innocent.
>>679878555
My house.
Need to AFK for a bit.
>>679878555
At the cinema.
>>679877401
Lets pretend its good.
>>679877652
Im glad theres someone as awesome as you here.
>>679879043
I know you're lying, Syndra.
>>679879111
awwww, you're great homura, see ya in a bit...
>>679877777
Nice 77777
>>679879145
You dont know shit son
>>679878887
Oh. Got it.
Claiming rin a post late I guess.
>>679879049
Her sister is such a good foil to her.
>>679877777
>>679878555
>>679878700
>>679878999
>>679879111
Dio's strength grows everyday...
>>679879043
Dont leave me again~
best dandy
Akiko claimed
I'm back, how is everyone doing?
>>679878445
going to the beach and having no responsibilities are the best things of summer. Cold days are nice too though
>/waifu/ can be addictive
good to know, I'll try to leave before it's too late
I can only stand like, the organic chem, where carbon is involved, that's easy peasy, if there's no carbon I immediately give up. At least I'm decent at bio with bacteria mitochondria and all that
you said you work, didn't you? What do you do for a living?
>>679878555
yer mum
>>679879552
now I need a Dio with glowy eyes with text saying "I am growing stronger"
>>679877777
Claiming Hydra Bell
She doesn't need to swear loyalty to vampires when she can tease them
>>679879692
Just got up from a nap, what's up?
>>679878700
>>679878828
>>679878999
>>679879049
You guys clearly don't masturbate enough. You're telling me you never jerked it in highschool?
>>679879111
Finally someone not afraid to live. I told everyone I spilled my drink on my shirt.
>>679879692
heeeeyy akiko, how goes it?
>>679879765
I'll get right on that.
Which picture do you want me to use?
Obligatory claim.
>Over saturation
>>679879840
I was no horny teenager. I am able to wait until I get home to do all that.
>>679879383
She makes her look even cuter.
>>679879840
No. Do people do that?
>>679879997
Hi Handman.
>>679879840
nah man, i dunno really remember what i did in high school kek
im gonna take a shower now!
>>679879997
hi hand anon, hope your five digits are all good to go!
>>679879803
>>679879848
Well I just found out that I got something wrong on the poorly designed website where we have to turn in our assignments, so basically I'm 3 or more months behind on turning in my assignments for every course
Just kill me
>>679878555
In a graveyard
>no i do not have necrophilia
>>679879997
Hey hand man
>>679879840
I was jerking it in middle school boi
>>679878555
In class, at dinner with gf's parents, inside a pornstar
your choice
>>679879997
Hand-kun is back. Brace for replies!
Heyo, bro. I'm drinking a pretty good beer right now. You drinking anything?
>>679880136
That she does. A flustered and blushing Galko is an even cuter Galko.
Muffet Claimed
>>679879939
you could take OP pic, the one you replied to or this one, wichever you want
>>679880181
Ouch, college sounds suffering
>>679880160
>im gonna take a shower now!
Uh, nothing.
Enjoy your shower..
>>679880284
That wasn't that long ago, Mugi.
>>679880369
Blushing Galko a best
>>679880628
I mean like 6th grade middle school
>>679880136
Heyo Galko, how goes it?
>>679880160
Five fingers are all well kept and ready to go, no worries. Hope yours are doing good as well.
Day going well?
>>679880238
Heyo, claw. How are ya?
>>679880369
Heyo, just drinking a coffee right now. What kind of beer?
>>679880069
Get on my heathenistic level.
>>679880136
Autistic people. It was a great way to kill time during class and say I had diarrhea.
>>679880160
Have a good fap.
>>679880238
Hell yeah. Did you have some Tasteful candlelight?
>>679878555
my bedroom
>trips checkd
sachi claim
>>679880766
I had already fapped away my hornyness at age 11/12
>>679877777
Holy fuck, those repeating digits.
Claimed...
>>679880628
Let's sacrifice something to the Blood God and hope for a second season.
>>679880761
I'm finishing off a gueuze brewed by Brouwerij Boon. It's tart, a little sour, and a little refreshing. Very nice small hints of vinegar, grass, funk, and a tiny bitter aftertaste.
>>679880761
Doin great.
Fixed a lot of stuff up and now im preparing to go to bed.
What about you, you sexy beast? Got anything interesting going on?
>>679880766
It was in the middle of the night and i was bored out of my mind.
>god damn i was werd
>and i still am
>>679880759
kek
It's just banter
>>679880761
Tired, bored, a little sad, the usual.
>>679880766
>in freshman year I always walked around with my friends instead of going to lunch
>there was always some kid sitting in the stall
>I just now realized what he was doing
>>679881280
It needs to happen.
>>679881280
Will 3,000 people do?
Woo!
i claim this, mine and mine alone
>>679881487
Why not 6 million instead, mister "I love tall women with blond hair and blue eyes"
or should I say, FUHRER?
>>679881830
That's not me, but 6 million sounds good.
>>679881480
>was being serious
>:)
>>679881280
Mmmm, sounds good. Second you said sour, vinegar, and grass you got my attention.
Sure do know your beer, heh.
>>679881384
Glad to hear it, man. What did ya fix up?
>sexy beast
Kek, you're one to talk.
Interesting? Me? Nah, just hanging out whilst enjoying the blazing heat of this A.M.A.Z.I.N.G state.
>>679881480
Any reason for the sad? Or is it just that sad you get when you're bored.
>>679881992
>I started earlier
>>679882001
No real reason, it's probably because I'm bored.
>>679881480
The world needs more Galko. Not another mediocre light novel adaption.
>>679881487
That has already happened. We need fresh blood. Preferably virgin blood
>>679882001
It's even a limited brew, if you care to know. Here's the link:
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/47/200292/?ba=Marius
>>679882184
inb4 "I started in 5th grade"
>kek
>>679882423
Earlier.
>>679882300
I'm considering getting her figure, but I don't feel like waiting until September.
>>679882184
Ahh, alright. Pretty much the same here, coffee's kind of helping though. You should try and drink some.
Up to anything?
>>679882300
Ehhh, I don't really drink. But I do it every now and again, I just like those flavors. Thanks for the link though, weekend going well so far?
>>679882001
Just some loose stuff around the house that was bugging me forever.
Mostly replacing rustly stuff and oiling everything up.
Say.. Do you want to get oiled up?
He is perfect
The only true husbando
>claims to be waifu claim thread
>just a bunch of lonely idiots blogging with each other
what the fuck
>>679882675
>Figurine
>Max Factory
That's most likely going to be a good one. Max Factory usually delivers.
>Waiting for figurines is a pain.
>>679882762
That's totally fine. I'd share my stash with you if we lived close to each other. I'd introduce you to some fantastic brews.
Weekend is good. Remembered that I missed studying for something earlier, but I can take care of it tomorrow. How's Mad Max going? Going for 100%?
>>679882847
Mmm, love straightening up my place. Always feels good when you look at it and it's all nice and clean. Have a lock for my shed that's rusted to shit, need to get that bad boy replaced.
>Do you want to get oiled up?
Wat.
>>679883206
Isn't that all of /b/ though?
>>679883235
Yeah, I wouldn't mind sharing a few bottles with ya. Put my Irish genes to good use, ain't nobody getting my rainbow stash.
100%? Ehh, maybe. Game's organized well enough to where I could do that without too much hassle. What are ya studying?
>>679883206
Yes.
>>679880525
what?! hey i don't do that in the shower....
>>679883741
>Wat.
Sorry.
Blame Syndra
>>679883809
Don't you get lonely during your showers...?
>wut
>>679882762
Not much, playing a game about space, it;s pretty comfy.
>>679883235
I have like no experience with these kinds of things, so I don't know if I should get it or not.
>>679884177
i little bit...but that's normal isn't it?
>>679882675
In the womb
>13 days until next Ananas
>>679884382
Kill self
>>679884310
Not when you're not alone...
That rmeinds me, did Homura compensate you for the loss of your panties yet?
>>679877777
DIOS POWER! ITS TOO GREAT!
Rory-sama claimed
>>679884218
a game about space?
>>679884459
shut up man
>>679884635
No u
>>679884086
Uhhh, alright. He probably uses tea as oil.
>>679884218
Mmm, love how silent those games can get.
Get some good ambient music to go with it? Ohoho.
>>679884382
I'm sure he's fine, time will go by quickly.
>>679884459
Way too much tsun tsun, anon.
>>679884559
not yet...she said she would!! im just waiting for her to come back....
>>679884743
No u
>>679883741
>Irish genes
I have a few strong brews. Don't you worry.
>What are ya studying?
The structure of languages, as well as rhetoric.
>>679884218
Then just trust me. Max Factory produces good figurines. I believe you've seen it, but in case you haven't...
http://myfigurecollection.net/item/396908
>>679884903
No
>>679884787
That sounds kinky
I like it
>>679885045
>>679884903
u
>>679884800
I'm not 100% sure what she was trying to accomplish.
She probably collects them or something.
>>679884792
I need to breed.
>>679885045
That cat's not having any of it.
>>679885054
Probably smells good too.
>>679884972
Huh, assuming that has to do with some culture study as well? Sounds neat.
>strong brews
Yes please.
>>679884365
Nice.
>>679884382
Good luck.
>>679884635
If it counts as a game...
>>679884787
It comes with comfy ambient music.
>>679884972
That's not the one I was looking at, but that one looks even better.
>>679885315
i don't mind that!!...i just wish she would tell me when she would take them....you should watch out, before she takes yours!
>>679884792
A need to breed
vlad claim
>>679885494
>If it counts as a game...
now I'm even more interested
>>679885397
He's very tsundere.
>>679880428
Does this satisfy you, my lord?
This is my waifu. There are three others like her but this one is mine.
>>679885500
They're probably already gone. I might as well stop wearing them. It's not so bad with a pantyhose.
>>679885397
I'm studying to become a teacher. Double major in languages.
>strong brews
10+% Belgians, barrel-aged stouts... I've got something you'd enjoy.
>>679885494
There you go. You should look forward to seeing it coloured. Either on that page or the front page of AmiAmi's bishoujo page (when she becomes available for purchase).
>>679885710
Not bad, the glow effect could use a little bit of work, but it's still quite impressive
>>679885852
i forgot about that!!! she couldn't even take them, unless she cut a hole or something....
Danker than the rest of em
>>679886009
Don't ask me how she does it.
>>679885730
Real?
>>679885679
Most cats are, eh?
>>679885655
Best claim.
>>679885494
Mmmm, love it.
>>679885935
A teacher, eh? Nice, you'd make for a good one from the looks of it.
Bet I would enjoy it.
>>679885669
http://en.spaceengine.org/
>>679885935
Thanks a lot man, I appreciate it.
>>679886224
Ambient music is really nice.
>claimed
>>679886008
Damn. I agree. I don't like the glow effect much myself.
Unfortunately I must go. For now. I'll give it another try later, but I am inexperienced so it probably won't turn out much better.
Hey guys, late because I wasn't feeling too good but here nontheless
>>679886541
Hi there Yui anon.
>>679885344
Sounds reasonable.
>But why me?
>What the hell did I do?
>>679886524
Your effort is appreciated
>>679886655
These triple dubs
>>679886541
>for you
>>679886339
fascinating, I think I'll spend a few hours with this one, thanks sexy thing!
>>679878555
Most interesting place i've ever had an orgasm?
In a couch. I fucked a couch.
>>679886224
Thanks. I appreciate your kind words. I'm sure you would enjoy at least one of my bottles.
I'd really like to just sit down, pour us one, and shoot the shit with you.
>>679886339
Don't worry about it. I'm just glad to help. I think you should try and purchase that figurine when it becomes available. You deserve a Galko figurine.
>>679886215
she's crafty....maybe we could ask her...
FW4L
How is everyone?
>>679886942
Who hasn't
>>679886820
I didn't even notice.
>>679886998
Good, you?
>>679886339
It sure is.
>>679886541
Welcome back.
>>679886950
What time of day would you say we'd be drinking at?
>>679886998
Heyo, man. How you doing?
>Doing fine, thanks for asking.
>>679886992
Kagami-chan... only ask questions you want answered.
>>679887155
I'm good!! Nice to see you waifu squad.
>>679887245
...you're right...but im kinda curious about it!
>>679886224
You know it.
>>679887226
Evening, 17/18:00, is generally the best. That way we could pair the beer with some good food. Because good beer should go with good food. Unless it's a really rare vintage or limited edition that deserves to be sampled by itself.
>>679887313
>I'm good!!
That is great to hear.
meme stash
>>679886939
No problem, I've put a lot of time into it.
>>679886950
Do you know when it'll be available?
What songs are you anons listening to? here is what I am listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sWmBh3jzI
>>679887422
I don't want to see any of her creepy devices or whatever she uses.
In fact I don't even want to know the inventory of her storage thing.
