ITT: we post our favorite Pokemon and explain why all others suck
I'll start:
>looks gangsta af
>named after Bruce Lee
>literally roundhouse a bitch to the face
>>679849820
Bump for potential
Machamp: because 4 arms and fucking avesome !
>>679849820
Snorlax because he's lazy af and is basically the persona of a stoner
>>679849820
Pikachu cuz potatoes
Jynx cause black chick fetish
Gardevoir because elegant as fuck, pretty good stats overall
>inb4 Gardevoir because of pokeporn
Bidoof is the best because
>nice teeth
>god
>>679851903
>>679851996
>not Gen 1
Fuck outta here
>3dgy
>i am a huge faggot
>>679849820
metapod
>hard as fuck
>>679852252
4th gen best gen
>>679852252
Too few to pick
I prefer forretress, extremely solid choice in GBA games. Crobat is a very close second.
I like this pokemon because it can do poison cum shots
Deoxys
>ayyyyy lmao
>surf
>fire blast
>blizzard
>earthquake
>???
>profit
>>679852819
omg that's my card
>>679852819
>implying this is a digimon thread
>>679853025
Forgot pic
>>679853220
surf, fire blast and blizzard on Nidoking? SERIOUSLY? Nidoking has shitty special attack
>>679853220
Solid choice, always worth having game wise. That move set and learn set are hnngh.
Jynx
>big tits
>>679849820
Infernape. Badass flaming zen kung-fu spider monkey. Enough said.
>>679853415
Doesn't matter when you have a 90+ power move that's super effective against almost any pokemon. And his spec is average, not bad
Surprise, you all have fucking shit taste
>>679853415
this. that moveset on him was only workable in PvE
>revived from ancient fossil
>massive fucking scythes for hands
>water type
>looks badass
>rapes other pokemon for breakfast
>>679853757
Yeah, maybe with good EV that's not so bad
>>679853739
We're talking bout pokemon, not bakugon.
Anywho
Klefki
>can open any lock
>can unlock the secrets of being super awesome
>>679853910
Maybe, I've only battled pve or against friends
>>679854142
I haven't played any new Pokemon games since Pearl, what the fuck is that thing
Pic related, my son
>>679854142
There have always been shitty pokemon designs (muk) but goddamn
Jesus christ, nostalgia is kicking in like a motherfucker. Now that's a first.
Post more cards!
>>679853739
do you even pokemon? kill yourself
>>679854004
> dismisses a gen 4 pokemon
> Gen wunner detected
>>679849820
Gardevoir
>Cool design
>Mega Evolution
>Good move pool
dog breath fire
>>679854356
Who the fuck said it was shitty you dumb cunt I said it's my fucking favorite
>>679854322
It's a set of god damn car keys you blueberry ape
>>679854688
You can pretty much beat any gen 3 by running around where you catch wally the ralts and getting one for yourself
>>679854705
It's pretty shot design, almost ice cream cone teir
I fucking have always loved eevee. Grass is my favorite type. brown and green is my favorite color combination.... but then....
oh, that sp. attack.... oh.... oh dear....
Boner killer.
>>679851597
Pick a jew
between drill peck and his lightning moves he'll fuck your day
>>679849820
Absol motherfucker.
>badass but cute
>disaster pokemon
>badasss
>>679855349
You fucking what m8? I'll bash your fucking head in if you ever say anything bad about klefki. It's my cunting friend you fucking cockbite. Everyone likes fucking muk and voltorb and ditto and shit and they're "shitty" designs too but I fucking say I like the god damn set of car keys and you turn into a proodish little whore?
I'm a fucking navy seel you cunt, you're dead kiddo etc.. etc...
>>679855399
>Brown and green
Does a pile of dog shit in the grass appeal to you?
>>679855724
Pretty fucking useless against a rock/ground type though.
Darkrai
>Dark Void puts to sleep
>Bad dreams ability
>Nightmare
>Dream Eater
Most OP Pokemon
>>679855724
Me and my graveler are scared. (I have no friends for golem)
hey guys what pokeman is this
>>679856085
John Cena
>abra used teleport
>>679856085
Niggachu?
Motherfucking Quagsire.
That nigga will rape any family with a smile.
and it has pretty good resistances
>>679856085
Darude Sandstorm
>>679855893
Don't be stupid, you can pick something disgusting to represent any color. They're nice earthy tones and they go great together when interior decorating.
And if you have a fucking problem with that I'll box your fucking ears off you little cunt.
>>679856085
Robert Paulson?
nothing else comes close
Banned in tournaments for a reason, enough said
electric, flying, dragon, hyperbeam...
>>679856513
the shittiest pokemon ever
except for shiny or strat breeding
never played past fire red but this is my favorite
>sleep tight
magikarp best pokemon
>>679856801
Just because it teaches that even a piece of shit can help you win the pokemon league.
fuck all of you
i was 6 when an older bro's friend brought a japanese pirated floppy over.
couldnt read japanese. only had an interpreted sheet for what market sold.
caught abra by blind luck on first try, had no idea that alakazam was a trade evolution, but didnt care.
well cherished nostalgia
But do you guys like wet dirt kibbles?
Scizor
>looks BADASS
>High ATK
>Can learn awesome moves if bred correctly with fighter genes
>>679852252
my nigga. fucking spinoff bullshit.
anyway
>strongest psychic type
>speaks english
>is basically a slave
>easiest battle in the game, if you didn't waste your masterball like a faggot.
Dunsparce. It's cozy, it can be found only in few places, it has low stats so kids don't like it, it can learn an type of moves.
>>679857065
my nigga
>>679857202
nice
>>679857178
pic related
>>679856085
Potato.
>>679856571
>hyperbeam
It's a nice move only if you are sure your pokémon will die before your next turn.
Btw almost any pokémon can learn it via TM.
>>679849820
Diglet: can surprise butt-fuck anyone
Because he's dark type and fire type and will just rek the shit out of you.
>>679857394
>strongest psychic type
kek, ~430 ATK at lv 100
>>679849820
weedle coz he was dope as hell at lv 100
that little green turd really made niggaz think twice.
>>679857178
>>679857394
>speaks english
I saw the movie, it speaks italian.
>>679857594
Smeargle cant
I still have this card, I think.
>>679857178
>easiest battle in the game, if you didn't waste your masterball like a faggot.
"easiest battle if you use the instant win button"
>not catching mewtwo in a regular pokeball like a real master
>>679856571
>>679857594
only 3 dragons in 151 and the only dragon/flying.
>>679857394
>mewtwo: the moo vee
i liked the version where it was just an overrated regenerate with implied intellect that just tops off pikachu, sitting worthlessly in a cave
Hasty crobat is dank.
Chansey. Because is Nicholas Cage.
Love magickarp and it grows
metal greymon
>wings
>armor
>fucking metal claw!!!
>>679849820
Is acnekun a robot?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6fW9liHT6E
>>679858377
Strong silent type
Shiny Gardevoir
need I say more?
Cloyster, he attacks by firing a spiked clitoris, /thread
>>679856085
It's mark zuckerberg you fucking newfag
>>679857609
Coz it dick shaped
Absolutely useless in game, but it's a motherfucking duck holding a motherfucking leek
>>679857993
i second this
>>679857993
Best thing I've ever achieved is Moltres with Greatball
>>679856752
Gengar is the shit
>speed
>special attack
>fucking shadowball
>spooky ghost
>spikey
>>679856085
This is snek
>>679857673
go away evil dogger
Cranidos
>head game too strong
>kick ash's ass when they fought in the cartoon (the first time)
>cool but rude guy
>>679849820
I second hitmonlee
Cubone.
has a skull as a mask and will beat the shit out of you with a bone. Agile and badass looking.
>>679859489
>implying 4th gen products of incest are actual pokemon
>>679859401
Ssss ss
>>679857673
gο away evil dogger
>>679859786
go away evil dοgger
>>679851870
KEK
Venasaur because he was my first pokemon I really liked and it's like he was a real thing am I ok for thinking this?
>>679859964
no , Blastoise or gtfo
Raquaza
>looks bad ass
>makes groudon and kyogre his bitches
>>679860027
Fuck that turtle nigga fuck him and his pre evolutions
>>679859678
Diamond and pearl was cool idk what you're talking bout
raped everything with this cunt
>>679857673
Go away evil dogger
garchomp because fucking landshark
>>679860307
I loved that fag viscous af
>>679860246
Fuck yeah always played grass and victory bell
>>679860437
mah nigga
My fav is fucking WEEDLE
>>679856225
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
http://youtu.be/JEvtoKxvsEc
>>679858892
This. I raised a level 100 with insane D and owning ice/water attacks and hyper beam. Would dominate all the shitheads at school except one fag who had a level 100 Mewtwo with Thunderbolt.
>>679859636
Also, imagine a Negan style of Cubone. He has shitty pikachu and other pokemons in their knees and along come this fucker. At night, wearing his mask swinging his bone. Gives a speech why he will bone one of them to death until their eye pop out.
Imagine that little fucker and the psychological trauma you will have seeing this skull mask pokemon beat you to death with a bone. Bonus points for a barwire bone.
Magmar because that mother fucker is a walking volcanoe
Also 420 blaze it mang
But no really, Magmar got good defense and special attack. Trust this Pokémon with my life
5th gen was best, 3rd a clost seconf 1
Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd flaxseed
>motha
>fukken
>gyarados
>ancient sea serpent
>inspired by norse mythology
>fu manchu
>evolves from fukken magikarp
>bitch gotta be patient to evolve a magikarp
>only zen masters kan train and evolve this motherfucker
>splash
>that's the only fucking move
>fuck you
>dat payoff tho
I don't know man.
I think, for my money, charizard's probably the best pokemon.
>>679853975
>>679859011>>679859636
The skull is believed to be it's mother's skull
>>679849820
> 1st Generation games
> Normal type
> Fast as fuck
> Hyper beam + no recharge if it KOs
That's like implying I have a favorite tool. This thread is retarded.
Psyduck.
Because he's dope and rekts shit when he gets mad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eljoCEAzuH4
>>679860265
Charizard fag detected
>>679861480
>no weakness until faggy fairy type
>small but awesome
>designed after alien
>from best region
Best Pokémon
>>679861807
Epilepsy warning.
You're welcome.
>>679861807
Bug type is super effective against dark
>>679861958
But not against ghost
>>679861094
You're a fucking autist.
>>679861769
right in the feels
>>679849820
Hypno
>muh hypnosis
>muh dream eater after that
>muh high HP
>looks cool
>>679862105
Absol is mine, looks cute in some drawings, badass in others and is very fuckable
>>679861217
>Gyarados
>Norse mythology
No. No no.
Gyarados is actually based off of the legend of the Waterfall Dragon.
It is an old Japanese/Chinese myth that if a Koi fish (Magikarp) could swim up the Yellow River and jump to the top of an impeding waterfall, they would be changed into water dragons (that could fly - just like Gyarados).
Please. I don't care what you don't know about, but have any and all Pokémon facts straight.
>>679862036
Doesn't have to be super effective against both.If attacking a 2-type pkmn with an attack that is neutral against the one type and super effective against the other, it still strikes as super effective.... I don't remember if ghost is immune to bug tho, it sure was against normal and fighting
>>679857394
"RBY Mewtwo is the single most powerful Pokemon in any generation. Nothing even comes close to the raw destructive power of this thing."
>>679854142
>Klefki
The sentient keyring that steals keys!
>>679853813
how can this guy be ur fav digimon
>>679862437
Bug attack will do x2 because of dark and x0.5 because of ghost
2x0.5=1
Bug will not deal super effective against Sableye
>>679862437
Don't misunderstand, it could be hit by a few types but up until fairy type, it didn't have any weaknesses.
>>679856714
>>679856714
>the shittiest pokemon ever
>except for shiny or strat breeding
Seriously? It can fucking be anything.
Not just other Pokémon, they can be objects and shit.
This black nigger pokemon with the big lips. She could suck my dick.
>>679853682
Butterface doe
>>679851597
Sick joke xD
>>679850828
my nigga
>>679862912
Try winning a single battle against strat Pokémon with a Ditto.
>>679862965
>be me
>alone in my room
>pokeball go
>nigger pokemon with big lips comes out of the ball
Suck my dick now
>every day she sucks my dick and after that she is traped in a tiny ball and cries
>mfw I molest a pokemon
>>679863159
Lol you can't win any fight in the game with ditto.
Any pokemon version. Not one.
Unless you have 10 minutes to fight every fucking random pokemon.
>>679853220
i used to like this guy until i realised hes weak vs every OU tier attack (psychic, earthquake, surf etc)
MissingNo ftw,
>You catch me , I'll fuck up your game pak, boy
>toxic
>sludge bomb
>smokescreen
>self destruct
poison them, bind them, so they can't hit me and slowly die, sludge bomb for quicker kill, self destruct for allah when out matched
plus immune to ground due to levitate
>>679852502
this is true, everything after and before is fine but gen 4 is where its at
>>679863159
>>679863159
>Try winning a gargle gargle sucking cock
You really believe that those stats make a difference? It's all luck. How you play your moves. I've beat people with teams of Dittos before man. You just can't be an idiot.
>>679862765
>>679862815
I had actualy forgotten that bug is 0,5 against Ghost, that's all..You're right tho..
Absol cause he looks awesome and cute at the same time and he predicts disasters
> favorite pokemon
you kids 12?
>>679863789
forgot fuckable ;)
>>679849820
magneton cuz magnets man
>>679863843
>>679863843
you must be if you dont know the glory of pokemon
>>679863374
Are you retarded?
Jesus I've used a Ditto to fight Mewtwo before.
Unless you're an idiot that doesn't know to use Ditto, I seriously believe you're just bad at Pokémon.
>>679863534
>self destruct
>not explosion
>>679863843
I didn't even like pokemon when i was a kid
I think it's for autistic people
>>679863627
That's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to win using a Ditto against any good player.
>>679862426
>Google "Jormundgand norse mythology"
>>679863999
Ditto is only good in the main adventure.
But in strategy battles, it sucks.
>>679863999
Mewtwo is psychic type.
Psychic is weak vs psychic type.
Of course this worked you fucking slag.
This is the only use for ditto.
>>679849820
fuck off jason
>>679856296
Can you use "interior decorating" and "you little cunt" together in a sentence like that?
>>679864287
psychic is weak against psychic?
in what world do you live?
>>679864195
Please educate yourself you fucking plebian.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Magikarp_(Pokémon)#Trivia
>picture absolutely related
>>679864005
yeah, meant explosion, he was my tank in emerald because of the many resistances and only one weakness
>>679864811
>tank in emerald
Why not metagross, literally made for defense
Lotad because he's a boss ass mf and he'll pound a bitches Pussy for no reason other than to get his dick wet
>>679865049
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
>>679864032
It's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to lose using a Ditto if you're a good player.
>FTFY
>>679864247
That's debatable, as apparent by this going on here.
>>679864287
One.
More.
Reason.
As.
To.
My.
Point.
>>679864605
Always. Literally since Gen 1
>>679862426
still doesn't stop you from being a faggot
>>679865049
because you don't get him until after you beat the elite four
>>679863534
>self destruct for allah when out matched
>mfw self destruct misses
>>679865546
This is Pokémon thread, most of us posting are complete autists.
>>679865437
Maybe you don't understand how Ditto works, man. Every "advantage" he has after he transforms, the other Pokemon has too. Other than this, he just wastes one turn transforming into said Pokemon.
>>679852502
3rd Gen nigga. Raquazza, sharpedo, torchic, you guys have a monkey, a big scorpion, some metal ish dinosaurs and a hippo
>>679864705
>educate
>useless Pokemon knowledge
Pick 1
>giga drain
>sunny day
>solar beam
>sleep powder
>>679866135
>Giga Drain
>Sludge Bomb
>Sleep Powder
>Moonlight
>Is the most Kawai
>the 1st pokemon
>rarest card
>FIFTY WHOLE HP that's almost 100
>>679849820
Dewmie
>>679866529
I have three of those
>>679866135
Anything grass=trash
Dragonite because he doesn't afraid of anything charizard is no life casuals pick that dragon 4 no raisen fucking posers who didn't even play the OG pokeman ga;me just bullshitting and claiming chraizard is the best
1st gen: Blastoise
>great endgame
>great starter
>excellent moveset once you get ice beam
>can take a super effective hit
>fuckin gun turtle son
2nd gen: Lugia
>favorite legendary
>almost unique type
>aero blast
>caught it with a heavy ball
3rd Gen: Pelipper
>HM slave turned main
>nostalgia
Mr. CHU
>>679866529
No its not the first pokemon. Ryhdon was first
>>679866804
How is "laughter" in Articuno-ish ?
Zoroark can create illusions that are indistinguishable from reality, deluding many people simultaneously. It can even create illusory landscapes in the forests where it dwells, to hide its territory and protect its den. However, Zoroark is incapable of physically changing itself into another form; it is merely capable of casting illusions. When a Zoroark takes the form of a human, it is capable of human speech.
So basically if it were my Pokémon I could have it make me think my life was fucking perfect all the time
roll^
>>679867041
plus dark type and great hair
>>679866122
>useless
Seems to come in handy in this thread :^)
>>679853415
gtfo faggot. Nidoking with the ability Sheer Force and a Life Orb can fucking wreck anything. Sheer force multiplies damage from moves x1.5 if they have secondary affects. Nidoking has Flamethrower, Ice Beam, Earthpower, and Sludge Bomb. That shitty Special Attack just became monstrous.
>surf
>psychic
>ice beam
>brick break
Come at me cunts.
>>679854004
whats that called?
>>679867311
None of them
>it's bullshit children's game
>only still played for the nostalgia
>people who play Pokemon are on the same level as bronies
>mfw this whole fucking thread
Looks badass. Evolves from a useless fuck into a fucking monster. Attack is through the roof. The shiny version is one of the best in the game.
>>679867752
Edgy
>>679867752
>same level
Nigger I'll have you know I owned a copy of blue on day 1.
This is nostalgia for half of us.
As for the rest, if they play anything beyond gen 2 and enjoy it, they are bronies, I agree.
>>679867759
>jolteon used thunderbolt
>>679868075
tip
>>679868127
fair enough
>>679868127
gen 3 is fine too, gen IV and everything after it is 110% cancer
>>679857065
I HERD U LIKE DEM
>>679867041
>>679867174
Furry detected, literally leave degenerate
>>679868515
I'm not a furry. Why would you think that?
>>679849820
The most heavily documented, elusive pokemon on the internets.
>No Seaking
>No Mudkipz
>>679867752
Underage detected
>>679868871
What is Mudkipz?
>>679859175
I got Moltres with a pokeball and he had more than half his HP, that day was a good day
>>679866973
wut
>>679849820
Cubone, because it was my first pokemon card
plus the cubone story one the gameboy game destroyed me when i was a kid, now the lavender town music literally hurt me
pic related, it's the image on the card
>>679849820
Rayquaza because badass legendary dragon.
>>679861217
The fuck kind of deck has water fire and fighting energies in it
my 1st pokemon & turtles one of my favorite animals
>>679860079
I support that
>>679869211
That cards pretty trash m8
Articuno is my fav
>>679864521
fucking rekt dear lord best burn on /b/ i've seen on awhile
>genuine chuckle/10
>>679855399
its a physical attacker
>>679868431
i think gen 3 was realy cool, all after was shitty globaly but there still some good pokemon from 4th 5th and 6th gen, at least enouth to make a useable team
![250px-125Electabuzz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vv0YNym.png "250px-125Electabuzz[1].png")
because fuck jesus bird
>Thunder Punch
>>679857061
Kadabra was my nigga, never had friends to trade or battle with
>>679869458
i don't care, i love it, it's my treasure
>>679864521
LMAO DUDE!!! That was so funny /bro/ like XDdddd. That made me so happy I switched to 4chan, you /bros/ are so funny!!!!!
>>679869888
>>679856549
Who
>>679869722
Palkia looked nice, I guess Giratina was kinda original but EVERYTHING else looked like products of incest..
>>679870222
fuck off niglet, hes still my fave
Dank
> Its a Bird that's constantly on fire which is fucking awesome
>Legendary Master Race
>Looks Badass
>>679856938
Gyarados was my nig
>>679869338
Is this you?
>>679870369
lugia was better
>>679870369
mfw
big ol defense, communication through telepathy, and you can ride this fucker into battle
>>679870294
well, starters are ok (still mad at all the fire/fighting tipes)
still have some nice pokemons like Lucario or Obomasnow,
>>679870263
>>679870263
We will never know
>>679859011
The leek is believed to be his mother's leek
>>679870991
>not saying telecommunication
>>679856549
daffy duck was banned in tournaments?
Feraligatr is the best
>>679870222
niglet nig, niglet, nig,
NEGRO NEGRO NEGRO
Charizaaaaaard
>>679867302
Life orb multiplies that by 1.3x
>>679854004
More of these
>>679851325
Snorlax too because he is a monster that rather sleeps
>>679872773
>>679872869
>>679872999
>>679873083
Metagross because is Badass psychic tank
>>679873179
>>679873271
How does it shit?
>>679873399
>>679873647
>>679873791
>>679873965
