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I think it'd be funnier if we pretending to be bots
>>679844309
Dan?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hi this is dan
You: Well hello Dan
You: And how are you today
Stranger: fantastic
Stranger: yourself?
You: Lovely weather where I am
Stranger: where is that
Stranger: i reside in danland
Stranger: if you were wondering
You: Keeping busy enjoying the weather. I'm in Cali
You: Tell me, where is Danland?
You: Haha unless it's a secret
You: Even a clue would be nice
You: Dan?
Stranger: danland is only a fabrication of the mind. it is simultaneously in existence and not in existence due to the mind's ever changing state. danland is like heaven, an unreachable palace of solitude
You: Interesting
You: Nirvana or something like that
Stranger: the weather is lovely
Stranger: tons of bitches here too
You: Oh that's good, even though it's imaginary I suppose
Stranger: except for the whole palace of solitude part
You: Solitude can be good sometimes
Stranger: we keep them in the kitchen
Stranger: for solitudinal purposes
You: Ah, well where else would you keep them?
You: Unless you don't like imaginary sandwiches
Stranger: bedroom?
You: Really can't argue with that choice either
Stranger: or where ever us dans like to fuck bitches at
You: Read the first letter of each message faggot
You: Then get up
You: Open the door
You: hit the floor
You: Everybody walk the dinosaur
Stranger: i love you
You: <3
Stranger has disconnected.
Mine was at the end of the last thread
I think it's time we expand to another interest, like some cringe worthy FNAF section and just ruin it
>>679845019
I feel like that Fandom is dead friend
>>679845019
good idea m8
>>679845019
Bronies
>>679845161
how about facebook or youtube?
>>679844463
10/10 countertrolling
No, the bronies is perfect
>>679845019
we need to do LGBT
GUYS LET'S DO THE SEXUAL SIDE OF OMEGLE LIKE femdom, slave, and etc
>>679845019
LGBT Omegle raid
LGBT Omegle raid
LGBT Omegle raid
LGBT Omegle raid
Keep up the Dan tho
>>679845497
Femdom :D
>>679845534
lmao
Some guy sent me a dropbox link to CP
>>679846153
OMEGLE MODS!
>>679846153
wtf? We need to find this cunt
>>679844309
yas
>>679846223
>>679846222
This guy
>>679846153
dat me.
We doing what now?
WENT TO THE PEWDIEPIE SECTION OF THINGS
>>679846380
He might be bluffing, but I still wouldn't click that shit
>>679846721
Do it, click it
LGBT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like lgbt.
Stranger: hi there
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good
You: hbu
Stranger: tired
You: same :/
You: i just quick questions
You: does anyone ever call you a fag??
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my friends
Stranger: why?
Stranger: no one else knows I'm a 'fag'...pff
You: oh, i just get called it randomly and i get sad :/
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: was it mean
You: kind of
You: no one knows though
Stranger: whys that
You: idk
You: but i do know 1 thing
Stranger: hmm?
You: hitler did nothing wrong, he should have killed all the people that call me fag
Stranger: i'm lost but okay
Stranger: who's hitler cuz the real hitler is dead
You: i mean the real on e
You: the people that call me fag are jews
Stranger: oh
Stranger: jews?
Stranger: okay
You: wish i could gas them
You: and then burn them
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so violent
>>679846721
Do it, faggot!
>>679846721
It was CP, i clicked it
>>679846518
If it's you then fucking kill youself you sick bastard
>>679847359
moralfag
this nigga wanted me to RP with him or some fuckin shit
![67909445[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/slZRrEZ.jpg "67909445[1].jpg")
>>679847064
>>679847200
>>679847663
Good stuff
>>679847726
>>679847900
>>679844102
>>679847663
It actually was CP
I was the guy who met him
I'm so confused
>>679846380
not a bluff. From an earlier thread. Guy was gonna off himself, dumped this for quads
Who's bad at this? I am bad at this!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi Dan
You: sup
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Who's Dan?
unexpected tbh
Nigger.exe
>>679849855
lel, I was the dude you chatted with.
Nigger is tired. Nigger has to sleep.
You're an angel, whoever you are
Too much spam and Chinese on Omegle now, never any real people.
>>679850008
aww thats cute
we ought to move if anyone's interested in continuing. Tumblr tag is dead.
Made myself giggle
>>679850008
Oh hey, that was me <3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi this is dan
Stranger: How many fucking Dan's are there
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679851207
Wait, we're not all assholes?
Even if you're a dick i'm gonna miss you <3
Last one for today, this is too fucking funny
>>679851427
Nah man, I'm not like that guy who posted child porn and shit, as soon as I saw that i knew I couldn't go through with it, I'm not a complete dick
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Hi
Hi
How R u
You dan?
Im Caitlin
Nope you dan
Nice to meet u
Im dan, dan
Hi dan
Hi to you too dan
Do you like Jesus?
Do you like dan?
Whos dan?
Whos Jesus?
The savior of earth
U sure? I tought it was dan
You atheist, R u?
No im dan
I know that
Ok my dan pal
You mentioned before
So how R u?
Great u? Btw im dan
Great
Im really bored
So ur not dan?
Im Caitlin
I dont get it
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: HELLO
Stranger: :)))
You: AM DAN =)
Stranger: How are youuuu
Stranger: Am laura?
You: AM LOVE AM LIFE YOU?
Stranger: U love me?
Stranger: Love meeee
Stranger: We need more loveee
You: AM DAN =)
Stranger: :)
Stranger has disconnected.
what tumblr user uses 'cuck' as a word you dummy?
>>679852272
what cringe anon
>>679852054
I'm dat guy
link disabled.
still suck at this.
>>679851851
Hello DIN! Nice to see you
>>679850008
Oh shit, anon, I think I was talking to you as well. lol
>>679853378
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: hi dan
You: where u from?
Stranger: syria
You: Looking for the 41 other virgins, faggot?
Stranger: yep
jokes didn't work in the beginning, so i had to turn gay
Hola, soy Dan the Latino
>>679852755
Why?
>>679853979
gonna kill myself
I have lil sis, she is 9 now
>>679854110
But why would you share cp? what's your reason?
>>679854479
cuz cp is life and cp is love
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Oh?
You: You from /b/
Stranger: Wat
You: Nothing
You: Would you like to hear about our great lord Jesus?
Stranger: Uh sure
You: One day there was a faggot named God
Stranger: Please don't use that term
You: What why?
Stranger: It literally makes me upset
You: But he wasn't gay
Stranger: Homosexual*
You: Anyway this dyke went to bang this hot chick named Mary even though she was married and was like 12
Stranger: Dyke?!?!
You: Sorry I mean God
Stranger: Are you dense as fuck or what
You: I live in a very remote town in Alabama
Stranger: Try saying that out loud in a public place
Stranger: Oh wait you never leave your room /b/ro
You: We do every Sunday at Church
Stranger: Hook line and sinker
Stranger: You can edit this part out
Stranger: For screenshot material
You: Fuck you
Stranger: But I'll reply with the full message
Stranger: Sorry bro
You: Nah its fine
Which one of you faggots was this?
Semi-newfag here tell me about Dan
pls
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: what kinda stuff are you into?
You: Wanna do ASL?
You: Not in a wierd way
Stranger: sure
Stranger: 17 f horny5u
You: 18 m. Name: Dan
Stranger: what the fuck dan
You: But that's my name
You: dan
Stranger: honestly I prefered jon
You: Where u from?
Stranger: canada
You: You use tumblr, reddit?
Stranger: yeah
You: Ok
You: I am from the lands of /b/
Stranger: what r u
Stranger: fkin gay
You: Possibly
You: I question it
Stranger has disconnected.
mild kek
>>679855806
a classic
CIS Scum
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: I'm not Dan
You: how's it going ?
Stranger: pretty good wbu
You: im not too bad
You: What are you to, Dan ?
Stranger: I'm not dan?
You: we all dan
You: everyone in here is Dan
You: there is only Dan
Stranger: ook
too many bros here.
contribooting
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: how's it going
Stranger: tiring :(
You: Not much for me
You: Raining outside
Stranger: starting a new blog, and want people to submit stuff to it
You: ah
You: I've been here and people keep ignoring me
Stranger: why's that?
You: I keep telling them that my name is Dan
Stranger: and?
You: People think I am from 4chan
Stranger: what's that?
You: It is a message board created in 2003. The best memes start there
Stranger: oh
You: hang on
You: http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com/
You: http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com/
You: http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com/
>>679854110
Reported for alleged rape of lil sis
>>679856077
Die in a gas station explosion, bitch
Stranger: tell me something interesting about yourself
You: im dan
kek
>>679857245
Fucking nerds can't handle the Dan
>>679853463
Why am i this happy to see you here ? Did i turn gay ?
>>679856722
IM STILL PISSED OFF YOU FUCK
>>679844463
>>679845534
>>679847122
>>679850008
when and/or how did this place get SO fucking gay????
>>679857623
maybe
>>679857623
>>679858042
Just fuck already, you faggots.
>>679858163
Wanna threesome?
>>679858293
Sure fuck it
Need a good app for omegle on android please guys
You: We need to build a wall
Stranger: between whan and what
Stranger: *what
You: America and Mexico
You: Mexico will pay for it
Stranger: Donald is that you
You: CHYYNA IS RIPPING US OFF ON TRADE
Stranger: why aren't you thinking about America
Stranger: i think that you are kinda paranoid
Stranger: go to sleep and take your pills
Stranger: oh and Donald
You: I will not rest until America is great again
Stranger: please change your hair
You: You dirty fucking Mexican nigger
Stranger: Mexican nigger
Stranger: hahhah
You: Gas the kikes
You: Race war now
You: We will fight them in the streets
Stranger: please tell me that you are making joke
Stranger: and you are not supporing him
You: Making America great again is not a joke
You: Trump is the only way
Stranger: but Trump is
You: Trump will MAGA
You: Illegals out
You: Fixed trade
Stranger: you are sick
Stranger: like for real
You: For wanting illegals out?
You: They must come in
Stranger: bye
You: Legally
Stranger: please
Stranger: d
Stranger: i
Stranger: e
You: Fuck niggers
Stranger has disconnected.
>>679858042
let's enjoy each other, contact me at www.daniswrittingdanandnotdimordanordom.gouv
holy shit i cant breath.... hahahaha this poor bastard, worth the read trust me!!
>>679859023
test
>>679858293
Nah, you two colon cowboys have at it.
>>679844102
On fnaf
>>679858597
Just use the mobile site, you dumb fuck.
>>679859148
>>679859616
This is spam but interesting spam, go on Nigger, catfish him
>>679859686
>>679859772
20/10
This reminds me of my days when I didn't know how to catfish
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like FNAF.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wanna roleplay
You: sure
Stranger: who will u be
You: i will be chica
You: and then i will pull out my cock and fuck you in the ass
Stranger has disconnected.
Here ya go
>>679859772
You win.
>>679859772
Flying fucking kek
>>679859772
Meh, alot of build up to nothing too hilarious
9/11
Just kek my shit up
That was quick
>>679860349
is that you conner? haaahahaha mr hazel you stud you haaahahaha
>>679844102
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im dan
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4G-jSoPwK0
Stranger: hello
You: join nazism
Stranger: again
You: heil hitler everyday
Stranger: and relax
You: yea dan
You: dan
You: dan
You: dan
Stranger: tell me something interesting about yourself
You: I've hung 20 niggers
*Stranger disconnected
btards chatting to btards
>>679862356
lelz
Some nigga on here is fucking taking me on a quest or someshit. Post?
>>679862575
Well I had a nice chat with some /b/rother about skull thrones and literal rib cages for our guests.
It was pleasant and if your still here, I got another one.. Its literally too easy here.
>>679859294
>oh too late im cumming
>>679863119
It's a different kind of fun, yes.
>>679857094
>Satan's doorbell
Fuck me that's golden
>>679845019
undertale fandom sounds good
>>679863681
why did you say ???
my OC from the other night.
Stranger: i got 13 and a half niggers
Stranger: the half is just an accident
Stranger: dont wanna talk about it
Stranger: okay i will talk about it
Stranger: so i was checking out my cage
You: good.
Stranger: like everyday
Stranger: and i noticed there was a hole under the bars
Stranger: of the cage
Stranger: i though HOLY SHIT CALL NIGGER PATROL
Stranger: but then i realised
Stranger: niggers cant fit through this small of a hole
Stranger: but still
Stranger: if not niggers then what?
Stranger: so walked inside
Stranger: all kneeld like they were taught
Stranger: good niggers
Stranger: good training
Stranger: and there it was..
Stranger: it turned out my german shepard
Stranger: got inside the cage
Stranger: can you even think of what kind of a mess it was?
Stranger: the very dog i trained to run after niggers that try to get away
You: typical german. Just wanna eat them niggas
Stranger: and bite them hard
Stranger: got inside
Stranger: and was eating my niggers!
Stranger: I WAS UPSET OKAY
Stranger: NOONE EATS MY NIGGERS
You: That's not good.
Stranger: i took out my glock
Stranger: and put the motherfucka down
You: The only thing that would be right in this situation
Stranger: i patched up all damaged niggers
Stranger: took the body
Stranger: got one of them to fill the hole
Stranger: then realised taking the body outside was stupid
Stranger: why not just let the niggers tkae care of it?
Stranger: i plan to concrete the shit outa that cage
You: That's some nice Story.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: see ya
>>679844102
Thanks to Anon for this joke
Hahahaha
>>679865121
kek
>>679865121
underage b&
THATS ME GUYS, THATS ME!!!
BOI IM HERE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Emo.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: F
You: I'm Dan.
Stranger: I'm Kayti
You: Hello Kayti.
You: Would you like to see me pull my penis inside out?
Stranger: What's 3 and rarely used?
Stranger: YO DICK
Stranger has disconnected.
You: hey
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 18
Stranger: 16
You: its okey
You: i like younger guys ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kik?
You: have you read
You: mien kampf
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: but u know what its about ?
Stranger: no...lol
You: its about a missundertood man
You: who got in jail
Stranger: oh
You: and after he got out of it
You: he changed the world
Stranger: cool
You: its written by adolf hitler
Stranger: lol
You: i mean it
Stranger: ok
You: he killed jews
You: and so did i
Stranger: booty pics?
You: im in prison
You: i cant
You: ;(
You: dont have a camera
Had a better one but that one is too long.
What's the most efficient way to post a really long one
Someone make a Tumblr dedicated to Dans and post it in the chats for maximum keks
>>679866777
nice trips
>>679864581
lol, I guess they are on to us
You: new fone who dis?
Stranger: its me
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: whos me?
Stranger: it is i
You: i being?
Stranger: i being me
You: whats ur name fam
Stranger: name's arent important, what is important is whats inside
You: stop
You: thats too deep
You: waaay too deep
You: whats inside of you then?
Stranger: *leo voice* we have to go deeper
You: ^^
Stranger: inside of me
You: yas
Stranger: is a lung and a couple of kidneys... and an artist who is confined by world in which they live
You: you wanna know whats inside of me?
Stranger: sure
You: a 10" black dildo called Dan
Stranger: damn son
Stranger: why does the dildo have a name
Stranger: who named it
Stranger: the mother didlo?
Stranger: tha father dildo?
Stranger: the collective dildo village elders?
You: My friend called Dan
Stranger: nice]
You: i like to call him DilDan
You: he works at a shop
You: called
You: dildans dildos
>>679858819
all hail dan
Can we have a codeword, so that we dont waste time with dan on dan action?
>>679864016
Dude , how the hell do you make em do that ? I'm too much of a fag annd can't get to that point
>>679867948
You just gotta fool around with other /b/tards
Tried my best. Virgin for life...
>>679868358
my sides
First try..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: hey
You: dan here
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Alexis here lol
You: do you like cutting yourself
Stranger: Nah man
You: i love cutting nigga man
Stranger: Damn man
Stranger: That's edgy AF
You: yep,with sharp edge
Stranger: Capital E
You: or hanging em.. so they fell how i do
Stranger: 2edgy5me
You: 5you?Damn man,multiple personnality too?
Stranger: Ye man
Stranger: I'm so edgy
You: I have one who love hitler,one who love KKK and the other is skinned head
You: watch out to dont cut yourself(except if you are nigga)
Stranger: I hate niggers I hate Jews I hate spiks and Arabs too
You: White man FTW
Stranger: White powder
You: cocain is mexican shit you idiot.. Crystal man... Crystal
Stranger: True dude
Stranger: I'd like to see Mexicans die
You: /b/
You: I'm dan
Stranger: Ik
Stranger: I'm alexis
You: no,it'spatrick
Stranger: No it's fucking plankton
Stranger: You fucking clarinet player
You: fuck that one eyed cunt
Stranger: Fite me
You: freaking midget should be burn
Stranger: Patrick should burn
Stranger: Lazy fuck
Stranger: DOESNT HAVE ANY JOB AND EATS MY SAND
You: everyone non straight white should burn
Stranger: True
Stranger: Donald Trump for president man
You: only if he burn nigger
Stranger: Twist niggers heads off kill nighers
Stranger have disconnected.
>>679868358
>tumblr
>nsfw
>gifs
Why anon...
Kek
he switched
Ohhhhhh noooooooooo
>>679846676
>i'm calling the cops
my sides
>>679869256
I just saw that bs
>>679869256
Is this shit real??
Stupid question. Don't you think?
>>679863390
>u made it in time
>>679846153
If you clicked it, get ready to be v&
>>679844630
kek
some fresh OC
>>679864016
you think I could get that source image?
Some dan man
>>679870814
>>679870814
AY BRO WASSUP!!!
>>679845497
>Tries with sex tag
>Was going to say "this is dan"
>Bot sends me a fake cam link
>Donald trump
I got an old one. It's long as hell but worth it.
>>679847893
top kek
>>679871090
My sides
>>679869256
I saw that earlier, he just wants to kiss your cuts away guys
>>679849151
top kek
>>679871086
Hey Dan
>>679871090
trump bots gone sexual
>>679871603
Keep spreading the preachings of Baphomet and Sunny-D /b/ro, the world needs to know
>>679850194
top kek
Ayy
Was fun danning with ya guys I'm gonna go sleep now see ya.
MissionData:
{Mission: "Find Dan #35859" Administrator: "Dan #35858"}
thread died lmao
>>679857094
8/10 did kek a few times
>>679845534
>>679844630
baited so hard
http://l.omegle.com/9a5facd.png
We should like pewdiepie as interest.
>>679875138
>>679875177
was this one of you fags?
>>679875218
>>679875261
What is/ are the current interests?
>>679875237
Hello friend.
Dan
>>679876020
kek'd
>>679844463
this was me lmfao
>>679860130
>depending if i take my medication
i'm fucking dead
>>679844630
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: I'm Dan.
You: You?
Stranger: arthur
You: What are you into?
Stranger: into?
You: I'm into Lynching, The Third Reich
You: The Normal stuff
You: you?
Stranger: ah i see
Stranger has disconnected.
CURSE YOU #35859!
