Stole a cat from my neighbours What do? Trips decides
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Stole a cat from my neighbours
What do?
Trips decides
>>679829770
>>679829814
Keep it
Feed it
Take care of it
and act like you are trying hard to find this cat for your neighbour
>>679829770
paint it white
What the fuck is the point in stealing a cat you fucking autist
cum on it
>>679830116
reroll
>>679829770
Motherfucker. You better not be in Spanaway. If thats Bronson im gonna turn you into a god damn pile of blood.
>>679830116
Rolling, kek.
>>679830116
roll
>>679829770
Dude give them their fucking cat back you faggot!
I personally cant the little fuckers but taking ones pet is a pretty douche move!
How's this tone?
>>679830116
roll
>>679830116
roll
>>679830665
I fed him tuna, he likes it here. But I'm a faggot and might rape it's tight little pencil sharpener
OP lies. Cat obviously belongs to him. He's way too chill in the couch picture.
you will cut YOUR cock off for punishment and than give the cat back fucking idiot
cook it for 4 hours, and send it back in a jar
>>679830704
perfect
>>679830704
Do it faggot
>>679830116
roll
>>679831080
What gas mark?
Give it back and apologize
Feed it and let it go. Keep feeding it whenever it visits/leave food out for it. Before long it will become your cat.
>>679830744
7zip
>>679830665
roll
>>679831228
(y)
Give it a nice, hard dicking.
>>679830116
Roll
Tape a dick pick to him and let him free
>>679829770
Make him Look at this
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>679831471
Rollin
>>679831471
roll
rolling for paint
>>679830907
Yup that is probably the only pussy you can get. Enjoy it faggot.
cum on it
give it back
give it back as a jigsaw
>>679831216
that fukker is cute
>>679829770
Dip it in honey cover it in feathers or something of the sort and let loose
>>679832060
this
CHOP OFF IT'S TAIL
>>679830116
Rolling
>>679832387
reroll
>>679832387
rollingasa
ROLL
>>679832516
Re roll
Stop being a nigger and give it back
>>679832387
rolling
cum on its face
>>679832387
do that then send the tail to it's owner
put a ribbon on her and send her back home.
Make sweet anal love to cat
>>679832060
Cum on it, paint it white and chop off it's tail!
>>679832721
Forgot to add no lube
return the cat and tell them you're a faggot, then let them fuck your ass with a pineapple
Paint it white
Shave a penis shape on its back then send it back to the owners.
burn it on their doorstep
>>679830116
Rollerini
>>679832799
WINNAR
>>679832387
with machete you cuck
>>679832721
Roll
>>679832888
Fuck
Throw it at the neighbour's front door. HARD! Make sure nobody knows you did it.
>>679832888
Winrar!!!!
>>679832387
roll on
>>679832888
Idiotrips
Pet it
>>679832888
by extension u now have to fuck a cats anus OP
>>679832888
W I N R A R
I
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A
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>>679832888
Ayy lmao OP don't be a faggot
Fuck you edgy anons my cat is outside right now enjoying the nice weather and you're doing this shit, I hope she doesn't come across one of you retards because she'll fuck you up she's feisty I swear, like a boxer.
You all should be grateful it's not Caturday.
put it back, you shat.
>>679833000
Says the idiot
>>679829770
give it back you fucking pig
>>679832888
Fag wasted trips.
>>679832888
You're a moron
>>679832888
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chop off it's head and throw it in your neighbors front yard.
Cmon op time for an anal invasion
>>679833000
fucking irony
WTF
kek
i vote paint it white too
>>679833176
Same
>>679832888
Do you see trips on that post, retard?
On the other hand you DID get them, unfortunately you were NOT ROLLING, good job wasting trips!
Skin it and chop off all it's Limbs
Mfw OP def won't deliver
>>679829770
Crucify teh cat.
>>679832888
Cmon op fuck cat
>>679833223
cunt
assfuck, paint white cut off tail and cum on it
>>679833176
Reroll
>>679832888
OP where you at? I got trips. I want you to throw it at the neighbour's front door. HARD! Make sure you're not seen.
>>679833176
roll and only way OP is ever going to deliver
>>679829770
today I wanna see cat rape with timestamp in /b/
>>679833176
this
and 333
Stomp on its neck
>>679833095
Was not rolling, did not win anything, just got trips and wasted them.
>>679832888
OP HERE. Because that was a fagotty winrar gonna chop off it's tail, gotta wait about 10 mins though because my housemates here. Stay around I WILL DELIVER
>>679833332
>>679833337
SHEEET
This has to count for something
Rape cat
Give it food and return it you fucking asshole.
>>679830116
Rolling
Shave out a cock in its fur and then return it
Give it a deep anal kiss
>>679833394
Lies
Timestamp your fag future cat rapist face
>>679833394
Just fuck it already you pimply shrink dick virgin
Chop off it's head with an axe
Fuck it anally
>>679833334
Your new is showing, you win if you post something and got trips or if you were rolling, you do not claim anything after some anon got trips.
Teach cat russian
paint white
Reroll for chop off its head and throw it in your neighbors yard
Shave swastika into its back and give back
Stuff cats face in roommates face
>>679833653
fake oldfag thinks he has to explain the rules
Stomp on its ribcage
>>679833378
2edgy bruh
>>679833653
Dumbass I got the three 8.
Rolling for anal fuck
>>679833334
OP, I was me who got those trips and I suggested you give it back, it was me, you are not allowed to get te credit fags, trips were mine!
Give it laxatives and give it back.
Make it your pet. Be a good guy.
>>679833834
Lying nigger
>>679833904
Reroll
>>679833394
FUCK YOU. THAT CAT IS DEAR TO SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING GODDAMN RIGHT TO FUCK WITH IT.
ITT: Edge overload
Cum in its butt
>>679833904
Roll
>>679833904
Roll for this
>>679833960
This, instead don't be a nigger and give it back
>>679833960
seriously bro. Pets are part of the family
>>679833930
Damn straigh, I got those 888, I want the cat bathed.
>>679833960
Triggered nigger
>>679833394
how much did your dad beat you?
take a picture of it and set up a randsom for them to get their cat back
Gouge out its eyes and throw in neighbors yard
Return the cat to the neighbours demanding cash in return
Profit
>>679833819
No you didnt
It was me
And I dare OP to fuck the cat with lube and time stamp it fagget
( handy tip ; roll silver tape around his back side because you may rip him apart )
>>679834158
this
>>679833773
Rolling for this
>>679833952
222get
>>679834106
I got the triple 8 and I want it thrown hard at the neighbour's front door!
>>679829770
OP if you hurt this cat I will find you.
Butt rape cat
>>679834179
>679833834
Lying nigger
give it back to your neighbour. + buy plenty of delicious treats and give them to him.
If you hurt this cat I will find you and set your balls on fire. then pour acid on your dick, cut it off and feed it to you
Op will never deliver. Abandon thread.
>>679834150
ask for $1000 in assorted gift cards delivered to an address and just drop the painted faggot off at night time
>>679833819
It was me tho
Let's hunt OP down
>>679834179
OP drink bleach
Rolling for shoving a knife into it's anus then throwing it in their yard
Turn it on its back and rub it's belly
OP here, it's time.
Finger the cat !!
>>679830116
yes << do it!
>>679834314
2edgy4me
Roll for laxatives
>>679834428
I'm going to murder you op
>>679834371
Fuck you
>>679834428
DO IT YOU MADMAN
>>679834428
probably trolling but if not then don't fucking do it you giant faggot
>>679834428
Fuck you that cat is someone's family I hope you get raped by niggers op
>>679834428
Don't
>>679834428
Fuck it OP
Not cut it
Fuck it you nigger
>>679834129
>XDDD LE TRIGGRD XDDDD Cx
Release cat then steal neighbor
>>679834428
This probably isn't even his neighbours cat tbh
>>679834699
Are you a fucking kid using Simpson's shit?
>>679834428
on the off chance you're serious and not an attention deprived 14 yr old edgelord closet faggot if you hurt the cat you're a lost cost that's someone's family not property do you want to go to jail. You will go to jail.
shit, it's going mental running about, keeps screeching
Buy the cat a trout of its own.
>>679834809
LET IT GO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Post pictures of the bloody mess.
>>679834809
I hope it scratches your fucking eyes out
I dont understand people who watch normal rekt to humans and they give a fuck. Then someone is going to kill a fucking cat and its like omgggg!!!:OOO
Return it
>>679834265
I am squidward
>>679834809
finish the job pussy faggot
>>679834809
I WANT TO SEE BLOOD
>>679834699
>>>679834129
>>XDDD LE TRIGGRD XDDDD Cx
>>679834809
>>679834809
Timestamp with severed member
Gouge out its eyes!!
>>679834809
Please tell me you didn't fucking do it
>>679830116
Roll
>>679834809
Several people in this thread will save the pictures. The people whose cat this is is will call the police. All we need to do is send the local police station these pictures and they will easily be able to find which house the cat was in by the pictures
>>679834776
>aren't you a fucking kid
Well then I should be underage B& XDDDDD shouldn't I ay cucklord?
>>679834925
>>679834925
>they give a fuck.
So they care, and then they also care, GEE I can't understand it either!!!
>>679833819
Being this new
>>679834100
>seriously bro. Pets are part of the family
this. pets only show true loyalty. cant say the same for faghumans
Rolling for shoving a knife into its stomach
>>679833819
>Being this new
>>679835114
I mean people who watch normal rekt and they dont give a fuck sorry
>>679835080
>>679835080
pics saved.
OP if you're not a faggot, let the cat go.
Do it OP! Do it for the lulz.
Stab anus
OP is proof of why hitler should have won let the cat go
Stab it in the anus w/knife
>>679834809
psychopath fuck.
>>679834925
because people are shitty. People do shitty things all the time and oftentimes they die on there own stupidity or by an accident. This is just cruelty, causing pain for the sake of causing pain upon something that never hurt you and only gave joy to another person.
>>679835244
He's a fag if he lets the cat go.
smear mustard in it's anus, like shove it in
Stab anus now
JUST KILL IT WITH UR BELT
>>679834809
Show tail looks like bobtail.
Stab neck
>>679835367
>autism
>>679835301
it's happened several times before, on this even on this website
4chan is dead
what's wrong with you all?
I didn't do anything,
Instead I named him Ziggy and fed him some tuna
>>679834809
not real
HUNT DOWN OP
can tell he's English by spelling and terrible drainpipes in pics
bring it home faggot
>>679835471
no shit.
>>679835469
it makes the cat furious and it may drive the cat to suicide
>>679835080
Thread reported to Daily Mail
>>679835500
Faggot cut the tail off.
>>679835500
show us tail prove it's okay
Slit it's fucking throat op.
>>679835500
this
>>679835556
u r cool
>>679835607
kek
>>679835244
you people are the reason the board is gone to shit, all of you internet warriors need to find a new place to jack your shit to boys, just let op hurt the animal like a normal /b/ro and find a new thread
>>679829770
>>679829814
>>679830704
>>679831216
>>679834428
>>679834809
OP is in england.
Put ur dick in its mouth
>>679835500
Thank fuck for that
>>679835500
OP is confirmed faggot
>>679835500
>>679835722
Roll
>>679835500
give him back to the owners
try to deepthroat it with your best efforts of having your dick not bitten, try to sedate it first if possible
Everyone in this thread who said don't hurt it is a degenerate faggot.
>>679835769
>>679835722
are fucking autists still rolling
>>679835735
>YOU DIDNT CUT ITS TAIL OFF!!!
>fag
>>679835683
>you people are the reason the board is gone to shit
implying this board was ever good
>>679835838
this
>>679835843
>deep throat a cat
ya maybe if you had a micro penis faggot
>>679835692
Well obviously, or at least some part of the U.K. The fact that he used the word mental, had Fab boxes and frozen pizza from Iceland lying around. Not to mention he used the word 'mental' which I don't really hear Americans saying very much
pls bring it home
>>679835894
then why are you here?
>>679835969
fucking kekd x2
The ballad of Ziggy Starcat
by OP
Guy rocked up while I was smoking the other day so I fed him some milk and tuna and he always turns up now, haven't hurt the little guy at all, he's a lovely cat. No idea about the tail, the poor fellow was already missing the tail (it looked like a surgical remove, maybe from an infection or something) but it doesn't seem to bother him. He's currently off on his way, fed and an internet celebrity.
Fucking fag slit the cat's throat!
if 4chan is "dead" why are you people still here if you don't like it go away it's quite simple
>>679835971
Oh wait shit I said he used the word 'mental' twice. Ignore that I thought I hadn't mentioned it
>>679836045
the exact reason everyone else is here
>>679836213
as britbong who lives in aussiefag land can confirm that OP is britbong, might be scottish tho
Very sad story (must watch)
https://youtu.be/gIHRnIZcOaI
>>67983333
free it
Dip it in a large can of paint and then post it back through the cat flap!!!!
It will walk paint all over the house and when it sits down to clean it's self it will ruin the furniture!!! Mwaa Haaa Haa Haaah!!
>>679830116
Roll
Just get a sharpy and draw a bunch of dicks on it and return it
>>679836444
>>679836444
Not all hero's wear capes.
>>679831080
Rolllllllin
>>679836444
WINRAR
OP isn't gonna do shit.
Fuck man I just wanted to see a cat covered in paint
>>679832387
Roll
>>679836418
faggot
off to >>>/v/
>>679836444
The true winrar
>free it
Trips have spoken
>>679835500
WINRAR
>>679836444
Free It!
>>679829770
Give the poor guy back to your neighbour, you sadistic cunt
I recognise the OP from the picture, lives in Preston fucking faggot
>>679836444
free the fucking cat ya faggot
>>679836444
PICTURE OF CAT WALKING OUT A FREE MAN
>>679837203
oldfag here...This might be the only recently justified raid in a long time. LET'S GET ON IT PEOPLE!
>>679837444
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN, RAID THE FAGGOT!
>>679837203
OPhere, fuck if is that you Alfin?
>>679835471
so your plan is send the pictures of a black cat to every 'local police', and they'll be waiting as a missing cat is at the top of their priority list?
>>679836444
Winrar
>>679837203
faggot
imma doxx u
>>679837555
Yeah, it is Joe. Now give them the damn cat back.
>>679837444
>>679837483
>samefagging this hard
>>679837444
you might be the biggest retard i've seen today. congrats
>>679837203
You fucking retard, this is probably not even the guy, what evidence do you have.
>>679836444
>>679837444
Double 444
>>679837737
>Implying /b/ needs evidence for anything. Ever.
This is now a spidey thread!
Liam white Essex
>>679838385
What part of Essex? Loughton here.
>>679838519
doughnut kessexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
DDDXDD XDXD so funny haha
<pic disrelated lol HAHA xd
Space program
>>679838885
>doughnut kessexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>DDDXDD XDXD so funny
Why so funny?
>>679839068
i fucked ur mama. then ur papa. XD haahahahahaa
ur cirnge as fuk xDDDd!
>>679839489
You fucking fool.
>>679839585
you mad bruv??
duuuhhhhhh im still cooler than u xDDD
fuk haha!:D
