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Hey /b/ it's my birthday. Give er your best YLYL as a gift,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ it's my birthday. Give er your best YLYL as a gift, only god-tier allowed.
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>>679826410
Happy B-Day, Fegget!
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Happy b-day
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You still care about your birthday?
>mommy said it's my special day

Grow up.
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Happy Birthday my dude!
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Lost so hard to this
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>>679827817
qt snek
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>>679827817
A-dorable
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>>679826410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7UAnub4BCw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSMfCpk55kg

Happy birthday faggot
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>>679828965
What the fuck is wrong with you? That isn't funny, that's an outrage to all mankind.
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hbd /b/ro
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>>679832383
lost
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>>679826410

Happy B-Day Fag

>Pic related always gets me
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>>679828965

holy kek how have i not seen this
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>>679829793

classic
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>>679829164
....it's fucking nothing
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>>679831806

....?
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>>679832115

his shirt is the best thing about this pic.
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>>679832383
tbh that shit was so funny i posted it on fb
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started out strong now its just me

well at least OP dodged the banana. thats a birthday blessing in itself
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how old OP
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>>679833318
>yep, it's wood
gets me every time
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https://youtu.be/tTTOj8ozPkk

Prepare to lose
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>>679826410
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Why are you doing this, is it another one of your sick perversions? You guys always want to ruin everything why can you never show some respect. People come to ylyl thread to laugh and have fun, you can start your own thread if you only want to post unfunny stuff. I hate you
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>>679833705

speaking of gets

>checkem
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>>679832383
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>>679833568
RAPE!
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>>679833800

>mfw
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>>679830141
Had to think about it for 3 mins.
Lost and kek
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>>679833868
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>>679833916
are you a retard
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idk what this is but its probably funny
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>>679833946
Nic Cage is a good actor.
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>>679834045

lol i think i only have cute webms, ill go back to gifs
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>>679834070

lost
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>>679832820
Save it, it's all yours my friend. :)
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>>679833149
Most of these are just no-nonsense high-efficient living.
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>>679828710
Don't cut yourself on all that edge.
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is OP even still here?
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>>679828710
Jehovah's Witness detected
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>>679832383
Everything is wrong with me, I'm just a nihilistic piece of shit millennial. You caught me.
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>>679831806
I don't get it.
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>>679832383
gb2tumblr
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>>679834579

the faces in this pic make me want to believe

>tfw out of god tier comedy

have something cute instead
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZl9_UtJSU
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>>679834044
Yes, are you?
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>>679833868
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>>679834871

>links to youtube

do people actually watch these links?
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>>679829164
Oh man... This is genius
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>>679835052
who knows
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Very sad story, must watch.


https://youtu.be/gIHRnIZcOaI
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>>679826410
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Very sad story.

https://youtu.be/gIHRnIZcOaI
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>>679835034
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>>679835267
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>>679835263
>>679835157

post it again and ill click it.
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>>679832654
>3% battery with both Bluetooth and location services on
That poor phone
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>>679835289
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>>679835353
https://youtu.be/gIHRnIZcOaI
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>>679835467

>thinking this one is funny enough to post
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>>679835504

>linking a minecraft video 3 times

this guy is a bigger faggot than OP
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>>679835540
How is that any different than the rest of what these poor bastards are posting? Besides, YLYL is no longer "try not to laugh at this funny stuff", it's "if you laugh at any of this you're retarded or high".
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>>679835921

>being this autistic
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>>679835842
I saw this and started singing Piano Man in my head
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>>679833568
Oh man, that is brilliant
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>>679836183
I'm just here to burn time until the girlfriend gets back from shopping. I'm just dumping random crap at this point. If you're taking any of this that seriously you need to unplug and take a walk every once in awhile.
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>>679834191
Tf is this
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>>679836435

>digging this deep into his own autism
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>>679836435

i can only imagine how autistic your "girlfriend" must be

>assuming she doesnt have a dick // is imaginary
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>>679835052
dear god. please. trigger warning next time?
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>>679836435

>OP asks for good stuff for his bday

>this faggot

gtfo
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>>679835052
yes
i do tbh
sometimes they post fuckin gold
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>>679836535
Neat theory.
Well, one more random pic before I do something useful with my day.

Been a shitty thread, but they all are.

Thanks, Lori
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>>679826410
Happy birthday fag
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>>679837020

>theory

>lel random pix xD hehehehe

>do something useful

>shitty thread

>thanks lori


FUCK

cant handle the autism... its overwhelming
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>>679835921
so get high, monica. works for me.
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>>679836741
get your tumblr ass out of here
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>>679833568
If I were a rockstar I would do something similar. I would get like 20 girls and have them stand at the side of the road, in a line, bare-bottomed, with the butts facing toward the road. I have them in order of darkest to lightest skin, of course.

Then I'd have someone drive a car by them, with me in the passenger seat and my hand hanging out the widow. We'd start out pretty slow, like 5 miles an hour, and keep repeating faster and faster in 5 mph increments until it hurt my hand too much. I just want to know what that would sound like at different speeds. At low speed it would be like spankspankspankspank... but once you got pretty fast it would sound like brrrrrrrrt, like a machine gun.

Anyway, that's what I'd do if I were a rock star, plumbing the glorious depths of depravity.
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dubzzzzzz
ZzzZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzz
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>>679837895
That...that's genius. Also I have the weirdest boner right now.
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>>679837895
>>679838266


>>679836183
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>>679826410
XD, upvoted!
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>>679838388

>>679835540
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>>679838366
Fuck you, it's genius.
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Seriously guys, you better start posting some funny stuff or I'm leaving
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>>679837895
i got a hankerin for a spankerin
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>>679838573

i just dont know where to begin. the autism is sooo strong today.
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>>679826410
She is so beautiful and courageous !
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>>679838745
And you sound like a faggot that doesn't enjoy spanking a girl's ass.
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>>679838788
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>>679834044

>Not just deleting the post, saying yes but I've retrieved my password

Well, he is old.
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>>679838664

nice contribution
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>>679826410
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>>679838841

If I had 20 women id pile them on my bed and slap asses while fucking them. not drive by them on the side of the road like a beta bitch
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>>679833683
im ded now
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>>679839326
dear god
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>>679839326

lost
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>>679839326
kekd
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>>679834579

* black teens that made it through high school without getting arrested or pregnant.
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>>679833683
omg lel
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>>679835052
>doesn't understand embed
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>>679839707
MODS
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>>679836435
>>679836183
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>>679839707
MODS
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D
S
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>>679839957
sounds hot. grannies need dick too, y'know.
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>>679833683
listening to it now
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>>679840257
fgg9y
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>>679832261
lost to both
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>>679840843
Tranny's, Granny's and Fake Craigslist Scammers. Jesus anon you're one fucked up 18 year old
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>>679841420
Dude this is /b/
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>>679841593
>Dude this is /b/

this is now a cringe thread
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>>679839326
Was this 9/11 research of some kind?
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>>679841420
>>679841593
>>679841877
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>>679840843
>>679841420
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>>679834450

>Geeksquad
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>>679834270
U gay fuck
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>>679843079

Nick Cage? Is that you?
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>>679842150
We ironically made fun of shit in the background in 06 too. Nice try newfag.
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>>679834450
I read the whole thing and I laughed.
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gook sloots running a-mook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizE6ESfs58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
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>>679832737
Yep lost
Saving this one
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>>679839326

mega lel topest of kekedikek, absoulute trolled me with that dickbutt at the end lol xD upvote!!!
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>>679826410
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I really see no reason for you guys to be this unfunny
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