Kinda tired of this bitch /b/ dubs decides
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Kinda tired of this bitch /b/ dubs decides
i wish i was dad
I've been meaning to ask this for a while. But, can you please lick my but hole? I've wanted this for a while and I'm asking nicely. Please, I would still love to remain friends.
I want kill myself can you help and buy a rope for me thanks
>>679824645
Roll
>>679824687
Cmon 1 away
can i use your shower mine broke
>>679824645
Roool
my parents died in a car crash yesterday
>>679824687
Rolling
You got a dog?
I've been meaning to ask this for a while. But, can you please lick my but hole? I've wanted this for a while and I'm asking nicely. Please, I would still love to remain friends.
>>679824313
Let me see your butthole
do you wanna play slave and master ?
>>679824889
Damn it
I sucked a black guy's dick and let him fart in my anus
>>679824966
winrar
>>679824966
We got a winner over here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
yoooo babe can i borrow some bleach im all out?
I want you to cuck me with my dog his cocks bigger then mine
>>679824645
Rolling
>>679825266
Winrar
>>679824966
WINRAR
>>679825266
Another winner
>>679825266
winnrar
Come on OP two people got dubs, deliver you fucking faggot.
>>679825016
op deliver
>>679825424
Make that 4 sets of dubs, hurry up OP
....
>>679825541
are you retarded?
>>679825688
No. I'm autistic, and nice dubs bro.
>>679825688
roll
why dont you come over and we can do something called scatporn ;)
tits or gtfo
>>679825688
>>679825866
Two dubs, come on OP
This may get interesting...
OP is dead and a fucking faggot, abandon thread. He's not going to deliver.
mmmmmm... ur right about the thing u said earlier tbh... i have given it somd thoughts and its 100% accurrated.
>>679826955
lol deliver
Since OP fucked off i'll step in.
Would rather fuck this girl than scare her off but dubs is law
OP is a no lifer asshole cock sucking faggot that wont deliver
>>679827491
deliver this
>>679826955
>>679827671
I don't anything would happen if I did
>>679827491
I was molested by my Daddy at the ages of 5,10 and 15. Each time he would throw me to the floor, tear off my pants and spread my cheeks nice and wide before making me take it. He told me to never tell Mommy so instead I told my teacher. Ever since the day he was arrested I've been longing for that sweet butt loving again. Will you please give it to me it and call me little Timmy while doing it?
>>679828263
Rolling for this to be said
>>679828263
Le roll
>>679828263
Somebody fucking say that
>>679828263
Roll
>>679828263
Imma roll for this.
>>679828263
Roll
>>679827491
actually want you to get laid, she's fucking hot.
Call her a nigger.
>>679828263
For the love of Gaben get Dubs
>>679828263
Roll
>>679828263
rollerino
>>679827491
S3d her a dick pic with a drawn on top hat and monocle
>>679827491
Do you want to meet up and fuck me for $5000?
>>679828832
Dubs have decided new OP
'roll
>>679829055
winrar
>>679827491
Did you know that it's not rape as long as you yell surprise afterwards, it's a gift!!!
>>679829055
>>679829310
legit.
I've been meaning to ask this for a while. But, can you please lick my but hole? I've wanted this for a while and I'm asking nicely. Please, I would still love to remain friends.
>>679829310
Legit sub OP!
>>679829310
>>679829310
New OP is a based God, but dude, she was so fuckable if you even look relatively good.
>>679829505
Ty for deliver
>>679829505
Can't stump the trump.
Haha it was just a joke. But he did really molest me though...
for both
>>679824313
>>679827491
can i be your foot fetish sex slave?
>>679829505
Kek
>>679829505
Why did she even reply to that?
I started taking psychology to deal with my childhood molestation experience and better understand the psychological benefits of it. Did you know that in the roman empire molestation was considered a gift from the gods?
>>679829773
roll
>>679829505
Kaylie, you're like the second person I've ever told. The first was...well, it's difficult to talk about. Trauma repeats itself. But something inside me needs to get pumped with fluid, it's like I crave it so bad, sometimes I just sit on a sharpie and call myself OP
>>679830136
roll
>>679830258
ROLL
>>679829773
Rollll
>>679829505
fuck, she hasn't gone yet? She's a keeper dude, seriously fuck her.
>>679830136
Rollll
>>679829505
>for someone who takes psychology that's a pretty strange message
For everyone else it's completely normal
You know it's understandable if you don't want to fuck me in the ass. But one of use is getting assfucked, I suggest you pick me.
>>679830619
Yes this roll
>>679830619
Roll
>>679830619
I like this
>>679829505
Psychology for your major? What a fucking waste of money.
>>679830700
im joking about the butt sex thing, but o a serious note, do you wana hang out some time? maybe get some coffee?
>>679830619
roll
>>679830833
winrar
pick your poison
>>679829505
ask her for a dick pic
Lets just pretend
Everything and
Anything between you and me
Was never meant
>>679830700
>>679830619
>>679830833
>>679830700
OP deliver
>>679831037
holy shit op is alpha
>>679831037
gj ma /b/ro
>>679831037
im coming off really strong and im sorry, i really like you and its making me think crazy thoughts, i really want to see you, can we get food tonight?
>>679831028
roll
>>679831037
You da real mvp OP
>>679831143
>cringe
>>679831347
re roll for this
>>679831347
re rolllllllllll
>>679831037
link them to this thread and say im sorry for messing with you
>>679831347
Rollerino
>>679831347
Roll
>>679831479
for fucks sake im just trying to get this guy laid and i cant get dubs dammit!
>>679831347
Ok this
>>679831347
Rollllin
>>679831532
rolling
>>679831347
Roll
>>679831347
it is done
>>679831347
Rolll
>>679831347
rolling
>>679830258
rollerino
>>679831037
say you're gay and you're having 4chan decide what to do
>>679831347
rolling for dem dubs
>>679831722
Fuck.
>>679831722
op deliver
>>679831347
rolOLOlololOLOLll
>>679831722
god damn fuck you
>>679831722
>>679831755
Deliver OP
>>679831722
New OP here. I'll do this if you guys REALLY want me to but it will ruin the game
>>679831755
winrar
>>679831841
Pls no
>>679831841
yes deliver fag
>>679831841
noooo say what i said and what everyones rolling for
>>679827491
Hahahahahahahahaha tesco you fuckin poomplex
>>679831841
yes do it
>>679831722
don't do this stupid gay shit
>>679831841
op deliver it they got dubs
>>679831347
>>679831841
Nah do this
Op here im going to do it
>>679831841
noooooo dont do itttt
Did she answer?
>>679831841
first we need answer .
New OP here again. She unmatched me. Game over boys
You can roll for this girl instead
>>679832079
This OP pleaseee
>>679832455
winner!
>>679832455
Speaking of trains, want to see my machinery?
>>679832455
ask for nudes
>>679832455
send a dick picture
>>679832594
Gay
Speaking of trains can I see your caboose?
>>679832594
Ooh I do like stupid euphemisms
>>679832662
check em'
>>679828263
>>679832455
You better say this boi
this
>>679832594
>>679832711
winrar
>>679832455
i never told anyone about it, but after we made it to the top i took the rope, and well... i kind of tied it around his neck as a joke, but he couldnt undo it, the police considered it a hiking accident, not murder, so im free :P
>>679832711
7zipped
>>679832711
chicken dinner
>>679832817
re roll
>>679832817
one more time
>>679832817
Kek and roll
>>679832711
>>679832817
RE:
>>679832668
This, fucking this
>>679833073
>>679832817
roll for this
>>679833454
again
>>679833454
for fucks sake cmon
>>679832817
Roll
>>679833454
roll
after she answers if
>>679833635
RE:
>>679833635
Not sure if she will
Send her a pick of a printer if she responds
>>679833073
>>679834033
WINRAAR
>>679834033
yay, i hope that was a roll for the murder coment>>679832817
I really want to molest some kids right now
>>679834436
cool
>>679834033
New OP again. Will send her the murder one when/if she responds. In the meantime pick a girl
>>679834876
you must be ugly as shit
>>679834876
>>679834876
>>679834876
beth looks nice, big tits
>>679835039
show tits
>>679834990
I havent had any matches.. So he's doing pretty good
>>679834876
Beth
>>679835039
Beth's my favorite too
>>679834876
Beth
>>679834876
What app is this
>>679835185
>>679835222
>>679835280
>>679835039
It is decided. Can I actually get laid this time pls?
>>679835462
YO WHAT UP BITCH SHOW ME YOUR TITS
>>679835462
hey. wanna fuck ?
>>679835462
You want to fuck that?
>>679835462
Hey Beth, I thought I'd try a blunt a approach with you: you up for a pummelin'?
:-)
>>679835462
what are you doing tonight ?
>>679835462
fuck. you are thick. i like that
i would love to caress your ass
>>679835462
hey good looking, what bring you to tinder? ;D
>>679835695
roll
>>679835667
What are you gay? That's a prime piece of meat right there
>>679835695
oh kek, this
>>679835462
Do you like anime?
>>679835375
tinder.
>>679835999
Winrar
>>679835999
the trips even
>>679835462
hey wanna Cumonout all over my sputnik ?
>>679835999
>>679835999
Do it, New OP
>>679836290
charge your fucking phone, wee guna be here for a while
>>679836396
It is on charge
>>679836459
oh yeah, herp derp
>>679824645
roll
>>679828263
Rolling for this
>>679828263
roll
>>679828263
roll
Do you want to talk about our lord and savior adolf hitler?
>>679836686
>>679836716
>>679836832
New OP again. I'm not re-using the same shit. Use your imagination
>>679836290
I'm a huge mlp fan can I call you applejack as I stick a fake horse penis inside your ponyhole
I was wondering if you like my little pony. My girlfriend, shutterpie and j would live to have a threesome with another actual person. Please, I can even sit and watch while you play with her. I'm lonely please.
>>679836975
Dubs are law new OP now do as /b/ asks or we riot
>>679837151
>do as /b/ asks or we riot
or he leaves?
Stupid faggots
I see it was futile to ask you for your interests. After all, we know what we both want.
Here's what I suggest, we each send a nude and see where it goes.
(send nude, not dickpick fag)
>>679836290
fuck, this is /b/ picking up on girls irl.
>>679836975
can i tell you something? i really fucked up when i was 14 i went for a hike with my cousin, i thought it would be funny to push him into some bushes, so i pushed him but i didnt realise there was a cliff behind the bush, he fell almost 2 stories onto rock and cracked his head open, i told the police he slipped :/ he died, i dont know how to live with the guilt.. can we hangout to get my mind off of it? please..maybe we can go for a hike?
Girl, If we fuck, can I call you Miku and scream Kya~ every time I thrust my 2 inch penis into your ass?
>>679837374
re roll, i want to see this happen
>>679837374
rolling again, i really want this
Hi! I am what people call a "furfag". It's not as bad as it sounds. I really just want to dress up as an animal, and fuck you like an animal. I was wondering if you would dress up too. I would love to see you in a tight panda costume as I lick your nipples. Please respond back, for I am very lonely.
>>679837374
omg please. roll
>>679837242
roll for get laid
>>679836290
The bee movie is a clever movie with witty dialog, original jokes and a great message
We can watch it together so long as you suck my dick
>>679837617
roll
>>679837580
Roll
>>679837374
this naow
>>679837242
What do you mean send a nude but not a dickpic? Like some man ass?
>>679837722
WINNER
>>679837722
oh for fucks sake cmon dammit, roll for the murder one
>>679837722
Winrar
>>679837722
Winrar
>>679837374
rolling for this on a new person
>>679838011
Also, winner
>>679837580
>>679837722
dis gon be good
>>679838011
7zip pro message
>>679824313
tell her that birds of a feather flock together. she calling people stupid and probably won't even know what it means
>>679827491
Wanna play Thomas the Tank Engine? I'll be thomas you be the tunnel
You are over 18 right? If your not its aviolation of my parole. You dont live by any schools or parks do ya? Just thinking ahead.
>>679838011
Also i'm aware of >>679837722
but she hasn't said anything yet
>>679838011
deliver OP
>>679838843
thanks OP, i cant wait to see what she says lol
Ill play. X girlfriend she is married . Still wants the d. If you ask for any pic i will have to upload from email dubs decide .
>>679824645
roll man
>>679840063
Rolling for this on another girl
>>679840063
way to use the same template as the murder story
>>679840063
rolling for writing this to the same girl as >>679838843
>>679840611
i think OP left
Well this was a good thread while it lasted
