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More like this?

Also general sad pics thread

Today is my birthday, 6:23 PM and haven't received a single call from my family or friends
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>>679822144
least you got some dubs, faggot.
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>>679822144

Happy birthday anon!
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>>679822144

Happy birthday bro
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>>679822144
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>>679822144
Get over it and smoke a bowl
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>>679822144
Happy birthday, fam
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>>679822144
Happy birthday my man.

-from a /v/irgin
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>>679822144
I know them feels bro.
Last 5 years noone gave a fuck.
Just make the best out of it and fuck those people.
Happy birthday fam !
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>>679822144
Happy birthday dude.
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>>679822144
Happy birthday anon, other people are a fucking drag anyway
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/b/ro, you got 4chan ;)

>>679822144
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Happy birthday, hope it improves as the day goes on.
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>>679822144
Happy birthday. Just know somebody appreciates you ;)
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>>679822144

This how i did spend my 18th,now im 23 and since than didnt bother with shit anymore

>at home
>18th september,birthday
>living with parents
>none of them actually did remembered when i was born
>female neighbour 56yo comes over and wish me happy birthday

She was the only one telling me that,plus i dont ever see her often. After this,i did realize that i was alone,not even those that gave me this life to live,were by my side,they never was.
Whats surprising was that those people,even asked why i have so much hate within me.

(This is only a small slice of the cake,i have other things that concern with my shit-tier life,of why i hate people in general so much,almost even my gf)

Anyway i wish you a happy birthday op,i hope your day will turn into something great.

Have this nice Isabelle as a cheer-up
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>>679822337
>that pic
typicalrussiandinner.jpeg
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday Mate, Happy Birthday
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>>679822144
Dubs and Happy Birthday Anon ...Fuck family an so called cunty frwends
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turning 20 in 7 days
>people asking me about my birthday
>two girls going "OMG WE\LL THROW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY"
>parents asking me if i want a car

All i want is a big booty hoe (tbh i just want to die and be left alone)
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Happy Birthday m8
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>>679822144
Happy birthday bro! Give yourself the gift and turn your life around. Nothing is forcing you to stay in the position you're currently in.
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>>679822895
Degenerate
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>>679823899
You've just never been suicidal.
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>>679822144
Happy birthday man if i knew you ot would be like puc related
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>>679822144
Happy birthday, anon!
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>>679822144
What kind of a person celebrates the day they were born?
It's a day like any other. Society's labeled it to be different, when it isn't.

You feel sad, but make sure that when your next birthday comes you already stopped caring about stuff like that.
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>>679822144
How old are u OP?

Also Happy Birthday
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>>679824912
this mildly upsets me.
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>>679825145
had a shitty dad?
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>>679825145
>Right in the fucking feels
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Get huge pizza, put candles on it, and enjoy.
Happy birthday.
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>>679824912
Who would even do that to their Parents?
Unless they have been treating their kids bad ofc
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>>679822144
Boobs for you birthday Bro
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lel
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>>679824912
This one hurts. What makes it worse is that this person found neglecting their loved ones amusing enough to share.
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>>679824912
:(
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>>679825937
maybe he just shared his sadness, too?
at least i hope so.
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I think of killing myself as if:
I was in a mall every so offten I would see a store I like or my mom/dad would take me into one, I start to see people from my life every so often, my parents would let me go so I could check out a store by myself. Id once in a while see a Emergency exit and think about using it but I can't cause it would affect everyone in the mall/my life.
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>>679825976
fuck you
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sad
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>>679825796
>>679824912
Actually made me cry
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>>679824912
>super bowel
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>>679822144
Are you an absolute cunt, or is that your family in general?
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>>679824912
My pothead roommate is this kind of shit-head. Makes me cringe so fucking much.
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>>679825976

thats literally me.

difference is:

-i hope to lose my last functional brain cell and finally an hero

-someone kill me with a gun accidentally or intentionally
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>>679825796
fuck dogs fucking pussy
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>>679822144

Happy birthday my nigga.

You are not unlovable. Enjoy yourself and push yourself to live the life that you find satisfying. People worth your concern will tag along and care for you.
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summerfag
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>>679824912
This is the one that breaks me. I can't even imagine doing that to my dad.
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday Man
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>>679826451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOWQOepN2Ms
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I had what you can consider to be a very cool job. I have to drive new cars, lambos, bentleys, porsches. Two months in. Two months in only and I had the audacity to scratch two cars in one in that tight small lot.

Was it worth it for $14.00 an hour?
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>>679824912
Fuck this guy
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>>679826875
SummerSad
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>>679826741
that's pretty much how everyone with brain cancer / tumor dies, dog or not its very shitty

atleast with dogs you can euthanize them before the dieseae actually kills them, the owner should have killed the dog months before it had such a bad end
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>>679824912
i would kill to have had parents like this
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>>679822144
Could be worse dude you could live in Ecuador,
Keks
Happy Birthday M8
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday, OP. Have some epic OC titties
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>>679822144
Happy birthday OP,
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>>679822961
To be fair this guy looks substantially happier than a lot of the other pics in this thread.
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Happy birthday, man

Who needs friends and family? Some of us get by just fine without them, all you need is some self-worth.

Keep on keeping on, /b/ro.
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>>679827401
Divorced?
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What's the deal with birthdays? It's the anniversary of the day you were evicted from your moms body and came screaming and wet out of her vagina...HERE'S A CAKE!

Was never really big on celebrating birthdays honestly.
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>>679827305
yeah but they wont kill the dog themself cause they are thinking that the dog is a human like entity. My wife is like that too. Our dog is old, he stinks, can barely move, but we spend money on the vet to keep him going instead of just putting him out of his misery. I'm might poison it but I don't know how. Beta blokant should work.
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>>679824912
No it's not sad
He called s evry time he got a text
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>>679822144

Happy birthday anon! It's been the same for me all my life, you're not alone! :)
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>>679823963
queerlord
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>>679828309
Because it's the only day that people make me feel worthwhile when I'm actually not.
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>>679828673
Omg
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>>679828282
yep, spent most of my childhood at a friends house because some nights my mum would be too drunk to let me back into the house and my dad moved to another state.
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>>679828612
Is that a birthday casserole
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I don't think I had a birthday party with my friends after grade 7. I remember going to other peoples' parties and having fun. No one would ever ask me about mine or even question it.

My birthday photos are basically like these ones. Alone, sitting in front of a cake my mom baked; you might see my dad in his wheel chair in some of them.

I've convinced myself that birthdays are silly and I'll never have a party for one again. I even get annoyed when my parents ask me what I want for a gift.

I'm engaged now, at 25. I'll be 26 in May and I am travelling to Newfoundland. It just happens to be a coincidence that I'll be there for my birthday.
Happy birthday, OP.
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>>679828984
Got any nude creep pics of mom ?
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>>679827401
This made me cry
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>>679828116
He's hurting on the inside. That pretend smile fucks me up.
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>>679828412
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>>679822144
Happy birthday you magnificent motherfucker!
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I don't understand threads like this your already sad so why would you wanna look at stuff that's just gonna make it worse? Go out and live life do what you wanna do there's literally nothing stoping you except for the thinking that something bad might happen or you'll make a fool of your self and be made fun off well fuck those people chances are you'll see them again anyway and as long your happy doing what your doing isn't that all that matters?


Happy birthday OP ima take an extra hard hit off my blunt just for you homie
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>>679831263
To sympathise
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>>679823528
on my 21st i got tanked at home because nobody cared enough to go out with me
it sounds lame but i realized none of my friends really gave as much of a shit about me as I did them
ended up crying for the first time in years, just bawled my eyes out
got a bottle and drank the whole thing, and bought another one the next morning
i think i was drunk for a couple days until my time off work was over

life is ass if you think too much about it
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>>679832013
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
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>>679826451
top kek
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>>679822144

love never dies , it just evolves to become more , in a process of lowering entropy, must continue to give love , you get another friend.

happy birthday op
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>>679828385
those candles are putting out some heat damn
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday!! How old are you?
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Happy birthday man
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Im here for you OP same thing happened to me this year
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I'm lonely. Any chicks want to come over and gnaw on my dick?
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>>679822144
Hope you have a happy birthday anon most of us are in the same boat
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>>679831940

backstory?
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>>679823899
i'd do all of that, but i need money. do i just rob a bank or what?
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Having a pretty shitty life in Canada rn worked hard saved up money where should I move too?
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>>679834460
Lol? Nowhere else is going to be better.

I recommend trying another province.
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>>679828116
that is a pretty nice kitty he has there
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>>679834335
"Train your brain to get happy" rofl
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>>679822144
Happy birthday my dude.
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>>679822144
Guy in the pic is lucky. Look at that cake his mother made him. She loves him.

And he wont appreciate her until she's gone, too soon.
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>>679822144
Happy birthday OP

Just treat it like any other day and you'll be fine.
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>>679831892
Now that is sad.
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday, anon!
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>>679822144
Should they call you, Anon?
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>>679822961

This guy is happy. Also he have a cat.
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"Birthdays" are fucking stupid. It's supposed to be a day in which you celebrate your life, and becomes a day that you reflect on your lack of it. It gets worse as you get older and realize you're one year closer to that terminal limit. Even in the event that you are surrounded by family and friends it changes nothing. We'd all be better off to ingnore them. Life is hard. We shouldn't need to make a "special" day to remind ourselves of it. Period.
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>>679836786
>happy
kek. He's dead inside.
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>>679834287
There's no way this isn't in Russia
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Happy Birthday anon
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>>679822144
Happy birthday, guy.
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Happiest of birthdays, friend, anon. Do not sit in front of the computer. Go enjoy your day.
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My birthday was two months ago. It was a wednesday, so everyone was busy; my best friend wouldn't even return my texts. I got a couple texts and facebook posts, but I literally spent the whole day alone. I just went to panda express and ended up asleep at like 7 pm.
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>>679834147
He is a transnigger and melons are his only friends.
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>>679831940
lol wut if I had that many watermelons in my apartment I wouldn't be sad at all
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happy birthday
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I can't decide whether it's incredibly sad, or utterly beautiful that so many strangers from all over the world can take the time to wish OP a happy bday than his own friends and family.
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>>679837913
found the nigger
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>>679822144

Same shit on my birthday. Your /b/rothers are here to wish you the best birthday evar.
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>>679832014
For a thousand summers
I will wait for you
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>>679832014
for a thousand and more summers, I will wait for you
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>>679823899
Need money and energy.
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>>679823963
Kek, this is why you are a supreme fag lord.. smoking marijuana doesn't make you a degenerate, you are a massive autist for thinking that. Faggot.
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>>679822144
Happy birthday fam. We'll celebrate with you man.
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>>679831940
kek
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>>679822144
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Out of curiosity, who here had a shitty dad? A shitty mom?

A shitty childhood?

Last one will probably get me a lot of responses, I'm more interested in the first two.
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>>679826590
No way ur "pothead" roomie would decline 100$ in free food.. he probably does other drugs, weed makes u want to just hang out w those around u n relax it doesn't make you into a heroin type zombie..
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>>679823673
Kill yourself you ungrateful faggot
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>>679840648
2nd'd
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>>679824912
Yo, my texts look identical to this. Without context he looks like a dickhead, but he's probably like me talks to them on the phone because he has no text credit
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>>679832014
Let's get real that dog got out of the house after having a bath and he's loving life
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>>679822144
>>679822784
>>679822961
>>679823367
>>679828612
Decent, clean houses.
Their parents care enough to bake a cake and take the picture. They have it quite good I'd say.
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>>679822144
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>>679839089
>>679839205
Stop it. :^(
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>>679822144
Happy birthday, Anon, I love you.
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>>679841480
NO.
>>679841480
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>>679822144
At your birthday you always find out so your real friends are, happy birthday

Here a pic to make you feel better
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>>679841400
>oops I fucked a nigger
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>>679825976
Just made me break down and start crying
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>>679822144
The older you get the less you care.
When I was a freshman in college this happened and I was depressed for weeks.
This last year I treated myself to some norcos and played vidya all day and had a great time
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>>679822144
Who gives a fuck dude. Not trying to be edgelord but birthday is just another day. don't make it some crazy thing. Go about your life. Fuck your family, fuck your friends. Go get drunk, fuck some bitches. Go hiking. Do anything. The world is open to you. Own it faggot.
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>>679839586
>>679834416
if you're suicidal, take loans out, do all this shit, only downside is if you actually decide you like life now ya got alot of debt
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>>679822144
Who needs family? who needs friends?
There's a pic of my hands in my ass
no jk
Happy birthday anon, sincerely love you. no homo! Profit the webm
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>>679841382
What's a life if you barely have one
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>>679842804
this
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>>679822337
Hello, can you please explain to me what is the meaning of this picture? Where did you find it? Why is there a polish crest on the wall?
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>>679824912
What a fucking shit you have to be to do this, he's trying his best, you dipshit. Got, made me upset
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>>679822144
Happy birthday, fam.

hug you tight
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>>679839428
>not pictured: her 11 yr old son who left for the restroom
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Happy Bday dude
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>>679822144
Happy B-day anon! I hope things get better for you, find that special person , and become happy!
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>>679842137
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>>679844413
cause vodka
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>>679841400
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>>679841400
there must be more to life
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>>679841382
B-but, don't we all have to be popular and surrounded with hot bitches on filtered insta pic to be happy ?
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>>679845810
Im serious m8, can you tell me anything about it?
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday OP! Have a great day!
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First I was like...
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>>679822144
happy birthday OP
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>>679846761

But the I was like...
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>>679841733
He's walking on sunshine now.
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>>679844413
Well, if you look closer, you will see the name of the painter, who is polish...
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Happy birthday tovarisch.

Have a gaggle of Asians for your fapping pleasure.
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>>679824912
People get way too mad over this image.

Maybe the guy calls them everytime he gets a text. Or maybe his parents were really bad to him growing up and now they're just pretending like they're great people. Or maybe the whole thing is completely fake.
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>>679822784
>life is unfair
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Really? Noone no gf? wife? mom?
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>>679848609
This is why I don't go to parties
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>>679822144
You don't have friends, nigga.
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>>679848257
bumpbump
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>>679848743
You're always the third wheel?
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>>679822144

I am sitting here, staring at my computer screen, thinking of what to say. I have two papers two write, both ten page for my english degree
>>inbf4 shit major
and I have nothing to say. I don't think life is fair. I am happy, but I think it is because of luck.
Anyhow, happy birthday. Don't die.
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>>679822144
It's my birthday too. More or less the same
Happy birthday anon
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>>679841400
sauce?
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>>679842137
well, this is sad
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>>679849080
No, but my friends are better with girls than I am and I end up by myself, on my phone and acting like I'm cool.
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>>679846823
/b/ can be beautiful sometimes.
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>>679822437
dood's texting on his phone
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>>679825796
FUCK THAT WAS SAD
I have two dogs and all of this kind of posting just make me think this is going to happen, i honestly hope i can die one day before my pet. I love them more than my family. Their death will fucked me up for sure
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>>679841400
when she whispers you that she loves you and you remember that you feel the same once too
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>>679843528
sauce please sauce
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>>679822437
Why is this sad? Seems like a working man taking a break.
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True story:

>my 23rd birthday was last month
>no one calls or anything
>i don't even remember it's my birthday
>i go to liquor store that night (as I usually do)
>clerk asks to see my id to check if i'm old enough
>tells me happy birthday
>me: "huh? oh yea, it is my birthday today. th-thanks"
>go home, drink, and pass out
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>>679824912
Wow, your a cunt anon
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday.
Nigger.
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>>679826741
It is absolutly racional to feel more empathy for animals than humana, in fact, people who say that they care more for random people than randome animals are just saying meaningless shit and are psycopathic assholes
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>>679850874
You're such a fuckin loser
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Happy birthday, fap to this
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happy birthday
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>>679826741
You have been diagnosed with psycopathy by a 4channer psycologist.
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday OP! I love you, heres a nude.
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i love you dont kill yourself
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Here we go. I am a hermit. It started with my dad. He treated me like crap so I never had friends. The bullying started soon after. I would cry myself to sleep because I hated my life so much. Flash into February of 2014. My dad hung himself. I never got to tell him how I felt. How he made me hate the world. Now I sit in my room alone because my sisters bully me to all extent. My girlfriend tells me to grow up and my mom says I'm lying. They treat me like shit and to be honest if I could I'd run. My life is garbage I get the pain. I can tell you stories of my shitty sisters if you want
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>>679841382
>>679823367
this one is clearly store-bought and the guy is thinking of ways he could use it to commit suicide.
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>>679822437
I think it's a satire, like the mask is a happy face, but the guy's actual face is sad.
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>>679850768
>wearing a sonic shirt

He kind of deserves it
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>>679852077
looks like Joey Ramone tbh
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>>679849913
Is that a wedding ring for show on his finger?
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>>679826952
Pretty chill thanks man
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Happy birthday dude, hope your friends were just waiting for the right moment...
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>>679852271
Just fucking leave.
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>>679826969
I don't get it, what's on the computer screen? The new thread post thing?
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>>679828385
Oh man he could make an amazing trap.
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>>679853269
It an illustration of the horror and isolation of simply existing.
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>>679842137
where'd he get that balloon
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>>679852077
>it actually makes the kid more miserable than any other day of the year
>the camera instead captures a captive, lonely, shell of a young man

My god this hits close to home. The kid kind of looks like I did in middle school too. I'm better looking now but still fucking miserable.
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>>679852271
^jeh pls
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>>679828309
Because society makes it a big deal. The fact that it's your birthday and no one acknowledges it just means they don't care about you, even for something like a birthday.
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Happy birthday dude :/ Life can be tough...
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>>679823563
>polish eagle in distance
You just set the new record for iddiot
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>>679847960
life is unrar
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>>679828309
sums me up too, I don't even celebrate my bday
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>>679853766
that fucking image, kek
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>>679822144
Op I'm with ya. I just sleep through my birthday. Happy day of birth guy
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>>679853643
This is the problem with birthdays. They celebrate a false sense of importance and vanity that while bolsters the self esteem of a child, reveals it's hollowness to an adult whose life course could be anything but.
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happy birthday anon
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>>679826422
>house
>hair on his head
>plays mean clarinet
good enough for me
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>>679822144
It's my birthday as well. Happy Birthday Anon!
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>>679825847
At least on the internet, he is a blue eyed master race.jpg/
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>>679842137
wow ok that is sad, really sad
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Happy Birthday, even though I don't know you. It's another year you been on Earth go get fucked up in celebration of life kid
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>>679822144
Happy birthday buddy
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>>679842137
Fucking russkie
He deserves to see his children dye of cancer before his death
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this is now happy thread
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>>679822144
Happy Bdag /b/ro. you will probably not believe me but it i my birthday today also. My mom and my older bothers came and visit me, and we went to a semi fancy restaurant.
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happy birthday pal
hope you have a good one and dont fuck too many girls
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>>679837824
same here, 17.2. i turned 22. got a couple of texts, worked my shitty dead end job, tried to convince myself that my life is worth living and got myself drunk. i wish i could be a more positive person but fuck it i cant help it
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>>679822144
I call fake. There was some random lonely guys birthday yesterday to
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happy birthday OP :3
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Saddest love story
>inb4 cry evryteim
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>>679822144
Happy birthday Anon
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>>679828355
Don't waste the money bro. Just smother it with a pillow when your wife is asleep.
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>>679855881
seriously
>fake
>random lonely guy's birthday
do you know that there's gonna be someones birthday everyday
there's 7.125 billion people in the world
and you're convinced this is fake
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>>679828309
I celebrate mine because I'm glad I'm alive yet.
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>>679855634
What's happy about some little rice eaters getting my tax dollars for a holiday their retard-buddha religion doesn't even celebrate?
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>>679853766
>brags about all that.
>would gloat when needed.
That's not a hero. That's a child who feels the need to put on airs to feel important. He's nothing and he knows it, but hopes anyone who sees this will believe it and just might give him the attention he craves.

The fact that he has done none of that just makes this all the more enraging. Not to mention that the blade on that novelty bought sword isn't sharp enough to cut with one swing.

How will he react when confronted face to face, without a screen to present his bravado for him? He'd be defensive, and try to justify his words by pointing out his way of thinking rather than what he has actually done, but will still have no merit, then go back online and passionately boast again about what he is better than most.

Pathetic.
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>>679823107
how is this sad?
just a few kids hanging out
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Does anyone have the picture of the two kids that look like they're from the 90s posing around the christmas tree with the box of cereal and all the random dollar store stuff? need this today.
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>>679824221
Is this picture satire or are you a faggot
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>>679856339
that used to be me when i was younger
i was in care for 14 yrs and on my younger birthdays
my mum used to carry my presents in a bin liner
i didnt care, all i was bothered about was my beyblade
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>>679856422
Baited
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>>679834287
fuck zoos like this
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>>679856619 >>679853766

Yeah he's also holding it upside down. I fucking hate this, hollywood, video games, they always get it wrong and idiot posers like this blindly follow it.
>Katana are carried blade up.
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>>679828612
How come they all turn 20?
Also i have that bread 8/10
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>>679849913

Well. Why not? Have you never been to a cafe alone?
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Happy birthday, anon. /b/ gotta stick together. If we're not supporting each other, 4chan won't be the same.
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>>679840329
I have a shitty dad. he ruined our family and he doesnt take care of anything, never shoved any interest in things i liked, never tried to talk about things that actually make you know a person. also he would sometimes beat me when i got a bad grade or did something bad. im fucking done with him, even though we live in the same house but separate floors i dont even bother to say hello to him anymore. our texts look like this, i havent replied to him or called him for at least a year >>679824912
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>>679828385
This is foreshadowing in picture form
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>>679849155
ZOZZLE
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>>679849913
looking out the window instead of the wall.
still getting more action then you
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>>679857604
>make a wish foundation
i used to do that at school and the teachers say bring in a present so i gave them my pencil
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Happy birthday /b/ro
Do yourself a favor and turn your life around :) someone cares
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday.
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>>679849387

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>679822144
Happy birthday, OP.
We're here for you.
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>>679851512
Nice tits
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>>679857899

kek

you cheap nigger
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>>679823367
I like the deformed tiger on the wall.

10/10
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>>679822144
If you are the guy from the photo, welp, you look hot
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>>679855773
Ayyy same day. I'm 18 tho.
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Happy birthday man!
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>>679822144
Hey there,
It is also my birthday, though I am much older.

17. April ftw.

just do whatever you like.
I went on a boat trip today while listening to favorite music. Alone. So what? Was awesome.

Getting calls doesnt make it better, you still get older.
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GF ass for you op
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>>679822144
Happy Birthday Anon!
Lots of love from,
Anon

Live long and be happy <3
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>>679822144
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>>679822961
>>679823367
last birthday i was celebrating was when i hit 17. 28 now, and looking back i'd like to have some cake on my birthday
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happy birthday, pal. :^)
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>>679822144
Happy birthday fagit.
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