Waifu claiming thread.
>Dank Memes Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>fear the bun
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Akiko claim
waifu threads are becoming "feels" threads
Rory claim
Miho claimed
Claim, but then I lurk for a bit.
>>679791537
Finally got the first fucking post
>>679791300
>expression of tiredness
Shinoa claim
>>679791244
I had a terrible night, woke up again at 7 am for no reason feeling sick and hungry, decided to go on a walk and come back and couldn't sleep anymore.
Still can't figure why this happens.
>We just have to figure out how to work it out.
Just forget everything I said in the last 2-3 days, everything I said ended up being used against me and I don't mind the other thing anymore.
>>679791572
To fucking soft
>>679791457
Haha, I was born 8 years after my dad had a vasectomy, and from what my siblings/parents told me small me was a bruiser. Definitely not what I am now heh
Also claiming
Someone has to do the thread survey so here goes.
What was your first video game console?
>N64
>>679792201
psx
>>679792201
The original playstation.
>>679792201
First console I played was NES at my grandmas playing duck hunt, first one I actually owned was an Xbox though
>>679791961
Oh I get that, I was the middle child so I constantly had to fight off my big bro because little sis was sheltered as fuck
>>679792201
Do handheld's count? If yes a Game Brick
If no I think it was a ps3 which I had to buy with my own money at 13 years
>>679792391
I know that and thank god for it, no one deserves to go through what she went.
>>679792307
>>679792449
Great consoles, PSX and PS2 were imo the consoles that progressed the most in terms of technology.
>>679792511
I wanted to take out handhelds because that would mean game boy for me.
>>679791752
>everything I said ended up being used against me
I don't see how I'm using anything against you; but that might be part of what I'm doing wrong...?
I think you know I take this pretty seriously and try my best to figure it out, but I don't exactly feel like I'm being successful..
I don't think negatively of what you said, it's just something we (at risk of repeating myself) have to work out somehow.
Now tell me what happened to my underpants drawer......
I woke up much the same way, although a while later.
Shower fixed it.
>didn't even die
>>679792201
The SNES.
>>679792201
That's a hard one. Probably the first console I can recall playing was the N64 or SNES. My memory is hazy on that one.
Gonna make coffee and get a shower. See you guys later.
>>679792883
>Motor boats that Butt <3
>>679792623
Yeah the playstation 2 was great,
>>679792511
Whyd big bro have beef with little sis? haha, I was youngest child so I had my bro beat on me because my older sisters/cousins beat on him when he was younger
>>679792391
Ya think I don't know?
>>679792768
>I don't see how I'm using anything against you; but that might be part of what I'm doing wrong...?
Because I said you should keep some words for one person alone, you accepted the advice and chose to use them on someone else that probably isn't an idiot like me.
>I don't think negatively of what you said
That makes me happy.
>have to work out somehow.
I just want things between us to go back to what they used to, I don't care anymore about things between you and others.
>Now tell me what happened to my underpants drawer......
Im quite sure I warned you yesterday and it shouldn't have been just your underpants drawer.
>Shower fixed it.
Damn I shouldn't have gone for that walk and waited a bit for you instead, I bet we would come out of the shower like entirely new persons.
Claimed.
I'm going to rest for a bit got a special day ahead of me. Take care comrades and have a great morning/day/afternoon/night.
>>679793486
Good to know, have a nice nap o/
>ecological homura
>>679793464
>impostor
>>679791424
>>679791537
damn those are fine legs
>>679791565
hey how are you doing feeling better today?
>>679791585
>best waifu legs
>>679791659
>best tights in sights
>>679791709
>smug/10
>claiming yume
>>679793723
Hey there Yume, how is my favourite honest asshole doing?
>>679793486
Sleep well comrade! Have a great day tomorrow :)
>>679793464
>>679793560
Which is the real one!
>>679793560
The bunny would always reply to someone instead of just posting.
>>679793723
Howdy
>>679793723
No
>>679793871
>>679793876
>>679793843
quite fine so far just ate breakfast
>>679793928
drink more tea that will help
>pepermint without sugar
>>679793876
if you become more smug I think you will break an internet or maybe even two
>>679793438
Underpants happen to be the first thing you put on, so it's the first thing I noticed....
>FUG
I understand what you mean. If you think what you did was a mistake we can go back.
It's unfortunate some things worked against you and I can't change that now, so we also have to go forward a little, too.
>>679792201
N64
If handheld, a clear Game Brick. Still have it minus back cover.
>>679793723
I did hear about that. I think I passed out for it though.
>>679794203
No
>>679794193
It's ok. I understand you bunny anon.
>>679794203
In two you say?
>claimed.
>>679794203
Breakfast and legs, sounds like a great way to start the day.
>>679794288
If you don't want to be in your birthday suit for a while I suggest calling for me and inviting me over.
>you and I can't change that now
But... muh time magic.
>so we also have to go forward a little, too.
There is an expression here that roughly translates to "forward is the right way", and im looking forward for it. If this turn out how I hope in this end this was a great educational experience for me, maybe for you too.
>>679794040
Im inclined to believe you bun hun
>>679794493
Hello
>>679794423
>>679794674
>nibble
>>679794676
Hi Miho anon, how are you doing today?
>>679794795
>bite
>>679794798
Feeling a little bit better then yesterday. But still stressed out.
>>679794655
>But... muh time magic.
I hadn't considered this...
I guess you can come over. Nothing you havn't seen before. But don't get any strange ideas.
Sorry if I'm still kinda distracted just replying to you exclusively. Sorry Sorry. I still have some things to attend to.
>educational
I hope so. I'm sorry I gauded you into some painful mistakes, but if you see it as educational that's good.
But the most important step is not taking it too seriously (especially if it hurts).
I get hurt as well, but it doesn't *really* hurt.
>>679795100
>>679794423
You know you need to start sharing that smug, Tomoko keeps trying to attain our level
>smuglife
>>679795104
>Feeling a little bit better then yesterday
That is good.
>But still stressed out.
Why are you stressed out?
>>679795306
Money problems......
>>679795301
>Share the smug
Never, smug is for the strong.
>>679795414
>Money problems
I know how you feel, I barley have enough to stay alive.
>>679795502
Gotta throw the plebs a bone sometime though. Or they may rise up and take the smug.
>>679795271
Your 2lewd, but I like it haha
>>679795301
Did I hear smug?
>>679794376
you are right you with the soft thing
>>679795263
>I hadn't considered this...
Thats right, I can change things by rewinding time or changing the laws of the universe, which one would u prefer?
>basically should I come over dressed as homura or akumura?
>But don't get any strange ideas.
I thought you liked it weird... But what do you consider strange? Checking if your equipment is in mint condition sounds harmless to me.
>Sorry if I'm still kinda distracted just replying to you exclusively. Sorry Sorry.
So you're apologizing me because im the only one in the thread who you're currently giving attention, even tho you're doing other things that are probably more important. You don't have to apologize for that but those apologies will compensate for everything that happened lately <3
>But the most important step is not taking it too seriously (especially if it hurts).
I won't comment on this because what I have to say can be easily turned against me, and none of us want that to happen.
Claiming the best anon ship
>>679795951
Nigga please.
>>679795634
But we can't just give it to everybody. Them what meaning would smug have?
>>679795797
I'll be perfectly honest with you. This is making me uncomfortable. It's not the only thing I'm taking seriously, especially considering what I told you.
I am willing with you reversing your stance, but I won't discard the changes to myself.
So take it really slowly please.
>>679795674
Its 70% feels and drama
>>679795951
Fuck off
>>679796193
Pic
>>679796162
So only a select group. We need to weed out the ones who cant handle smug.
>>679796193
The other 30% is inside jokes and memes
>>679791424
It's unobtainable
>not real
:^>
Kill yourselves
>>679796372
>dank memes edition
>30% inside jokes and memes
Feelsbadman
>>679796485
>forgot the shitposters
>>679796485
Try harder please, you guys amuse me.
>>679796170
Thats a bummer but understandable, sorry. I will return your clothes asap so get a towell or something or I might get too excited when we dont want to.
Im not entirely sure what changes you refuse to discard and im also not sure if I want to know them. Tell me if you think its right, don't tell me if you don't want to or think I wont like to read it.
>>679796485
>:^>
Please follow your own advice.
>>679796372
>>679796588
Don't forget I got rated rank 2 smug by Tomoko.
Finally I can eat my eggs.
One day I'll roll for how many eggs to eat.
>and get sick
>lurking temporarily suspended
>>679796588
Fine, Ill drop some dank.
>Rory-sama
>>679796193
I love you~
>>679796751
>>679796652
Forget the second paragraph, im doing this wrong again, but I can do it.
>>679796878
Anon you should stop triggering Syndra anon.
>>679796751
Well... this would have been easy..
>>679796652
You don't actually expect me to abandon Yuu on a whim, do you? Are you not taking me seriously?
>proof I can get hurt a little bit irl
But it doesn't actually bother me so nvm.
I'm sorry..
>>679796734
Who was rank 1?
>>679796779
Saved. as an aspiring Jhin main this shit pleases me greatly.
>>679796927
I saw this too late..
>>679797075
Thats imposible
Hello guys, I'm back
What's going on in this thread?
>>679797130
Thresh main ftw
Nonon
>>679797130
You. Or the other shinoa anon, idk anymore.
>>679797119
>expect me to abandon Yuu on a whim
No, I don't care at all about your relationships with others anymore. But I hope you can still sprinkle me a bit or at least we get that triangle going.
>Are you not taking me seriously?
Off course I am, but I still didn't understand your standing in this entirely, took me long to figure out myself, now I gotta figure out how you feel.
>I'm sorry..
I think both of us had enough apologies, I know you want to take it slow but I think we are ready for one baby step.
>>679797262
Anon pls.
>>679797565
Not much, just Syndra Anon being triggered.
Lunch, brb.
>>679797565
Used to main viktor but Jhin oh Jhin. He is just so fun to play I can't stand it! Always have loved a support main however.
>>679797642
Our smug levels are even at this point.
Rory-sama dropping a little more dank memes.
>>679797701
Was anybody in that CP thread that just got deleted?
I was
>>679797851
It wasnt
I promise
>>679797565
Talon main reporting in. I tend to not main anything because I only really play norma, intentionally put myself into B4 because fuck effort. I do have champs I mostly use in laes though, with Thresh being my go to supp.
>you get to guess which one I am
>>679797851
No, how long did it take the mods to delete it?
>>679792201
playstation one
late karen claimo
how's everyone
apparently I was banned for using a vpn even though I wasn't kek
>>679797851
Theirs another sick fucks.
>>679797701
You shouldn't piss off sick people
What's she mad about?
>>679797766
Well it's really the support's job to keep the adc from being a fucking retard and diving in against a blitz and lucian or whatever. Thresh is just so good at all this
>stun
>gap closer
>engage/disengage
>pull-in/knock-back
>lantern is best escape int he whole game
>>679798093
10 minutes.
Hey look it's back.
>>679797761
>>679798253
The fuck man.
>>679798119
Morning Karen
Morning everyone
>>679798253
Nopenopenope
No FBI here thankyouverymuch
Will start up surveys next thread
>>679798253
Holy, this is amazing.
Ravioli Ravioli give me the explosiony.
>>679798177
Claw anon shipping Syndra, seems to really piss of Syndra anon.
>>679798246
Jesus, that long?
>>679798253
fuck that shit
What do people even like about loli's/cp? They have no curves or anything really. I'd rather fuck a midget than a child
>>679798119
Pretty good, just watching Animaniacs, what about you?
>>679798253
Fuck, theres not many things I wont click on but thats one of em
>>679798177
I do what I can not to be a retard and front line. Albeit I do like to go hard in lane.
>>679798253
wtf
>>679798050
>talon
Fuck Talon. He looks like he can't do shit but then I see I have 0 health. Almost Gold. Soon.
>>679798119
Good morning Karen, how did you enjoy your ban?
>>679798416
Holy shit you showed up! Hows it goin?
>>679798355
>>679798403
>>679798407
It's probably a mod trying to find other people with CP, it would explain why the thread lasted for ten minutes and the anon didn't get banned.
>>679798449
How should I know, I just lurk these threads and shitpost in them from time to time.
>>679798571
I know you want it.
>>679798407
Wat?
>>679798253
>>679798449
I can write an essay about lolis but almost none of the qualities which I find attractive in them transfer to irl little girls, so I can't say about that.
>>679798480
Animaniacs
That's what I'm talking about right there my dude
>>679798253
hi fbi kun I am good 4chan no porn pizza cheese pls and no copy master. pls no ban
>>679798449
my nigga. same for lolis
>>679798480
just woke up at 2 pm and having breakfeast. animaniacs are awesome
>>679798578
it was apparently filed on 2015 and it was gone the second I saw it. go figure kek
>>679798601
What do you mean?? I hope I didn't disappoint anyone by getting on late..
>>679797642
>now I gotta figure out how you feel.
>>679796652
>don't tell me if you [..] think I wont like to read it
Make up your mind, lol.
>>679798416
Hi Megumin anon
>>679798416
Hello megaman
>>679798621
Ban evasion is still a thing. But there was someone who posted CP in the last thread and that was when the thread got killed, it's definitely more than likely.
>>679798571
Yeah, Thunderlords and the new assassin item were so good to him. Almost makes up for the silence loss. Yeah, facing a good Talon is like that. I tend to ulti as Im running into teamfights, so I dont get CCd before popping the carry.
>>679798772
No, you gibe explozin.
>>679798571
God I haven't played LoL in a while now. Played almost exclusively 3s Morgana. Oddly good at Jinx along with some of the dumber champions like Garen, Kat, and Galio.
>bulwark is best ability in game
>bar none
>renge
>>679798571
We should try some ranked sometimes, thresh goes well with jhin even though I'm just a bronze scrub because soloQ all day erryday and I'm not that good, fell back from gold last season when I used to duo queue
>>679798714
Yea I can somewhat understand the empowered position you get with the innocent defenseless little girl, but it just doesn't give me any good vibes
>>679798881
Heya! :) How are you?
>>679798885
I honestly was surprised you haven't used that one yet tbh lol
>>679798909
ok fine but u gibe smug.
>>679799068
I thought you didn't play mobas
>>679799147
I was saving it
>>679798714
Exactly, once I learned they were on netflix I had to check em out
>>679798723
>2pm breakfast
My man! haha
>>679798772
No no! Sorry I guess that came off weird. Just a little surprised that your on this late haha
>>679799147
Good, you?
>>679799147
Here is a little smug. Shared most of it with Shinoa
this is my cp for you, waifus
i don't wear anything
>>679798909
I don't get why they added the duskblade. Item is so broken on talon and zed it ain't funny.
>>679798954
Bulwark is the dumbest thing. Literally You hit me you heal me. Made Galio unkillable in the first URF.
>>679799068
You on NA? If you are pass on that summoner name. FYI I'm either a total monster the entire game or after late game otherwise I'm garbage for too long and we lose.
>>679799147
>SMUG
YOU'RE TRIGGERING MY SMUG
>>679799264
Good choice. Made me laugh n_n
>>679799271
Yeah sorry I got caught up in all my studying and homework.. look at the clock and bam it's 4:30 am. so I decided to get on here before bed.
>>679799315
Pretty good :) Do anything fun today??
>>679799317
A little smug is still smug.
#repteamsmug
>>679799383
TRIGGERING YOU HAS TRIGGERED ME.
>>679799514
>Pretty good
Good to hear.
>Do anything fun today??
Not really, bored as fuck.
>>679799383
Not to mention Rengar or Kha. Any massive burst assassin got a huge leg up. I guess between Bard and Zhonyas they were getting a little outdated. Needed a bit of a hand to be competitive.
>>679799514
>triggering being triggered by triggering a triggered trigger
>>679799203
Clarification: only when other people invite me, and not dota 2 anymore, too stressfull
League soloQ is toxic as hell and if you build for shits and giggles in normals you get 4 reports on your ass. So I really only ever play again when someone asks me, which is never. I havee been checking out aurelion and jhin but I don't waste hours and hours on it anymore
>>679799383
EUW but I have lightning speed internetz so we could still fuck around if you want
>>679794655
thats the only way
>>679794423
>too smug
>>679795301
>best waifu legs
>smug/10
what can rory not do?
>>679798416
LITTLE DEMON!
>>679799317
>>679799383
SMUG TRIGGER
>>679799514
Haha no worries, at least now we can
SMUG
>>679799383
I know, that's exactly what I love about it. I know they're going to rework him (partly because bulwark is retarded) but I'll miss building literally nothing but MR items and then diving someone and healing from turret aggro. Also you're just chilling out on instant resistances for your ADC. God bless.
Also don't ever talk to me about Shaco. I'll write an essay on him too. Least healthy champion in the game.
Name's SkyCerberus if you care to throw an invite my way, if I ever wind up playing again (I probably will at some point).
>>679799727
She cant stop being in a 13 year old body.
>39 years to go...
She also cannot explode. No matter how hard Megumin tries.
>>679799678
I only build for shits and giggles
My friends and I would run around building 5 zz'rot portals and 5 banners of command and start shit talking the enemy team for trying to push because we have people to do that for us
Also scoring touchdowns in the enemy fountain
>renge
>>679799830
I still remember when Shaco would just stack AP and a million boxes in a bush for that oneshot.
>>679799830
>mfw people still don't consistently ban shaco in URF and ascension
I can't stand this guy even though I don't have problems dealing with him (kass 2 gud)
The thing is he's always a huge nuisance. A bad shaco is annoying, a good shaco is a nightmare
>>679799631
Well hey I'm here to change that :3 Let's see.. what was the last song you listened to?
>>679799648
>So many triggers I feel like I'm in the marines.
>>679799727
RAISIN KILLER! I'm glad you're still here n_n
>>679799794
That's true fufufu :3 I don't know if I'll be on tomorrow unfortunately.. that's when we're having our girls night :(
>>679799986
>>679799727
What can't she do? Beat Megumin in anything ever.
fuck off beta fedora wearing virgins
Jesus this site used to be interesting and cool
>>679799648
I'm ok with assassins I'm just not ok with "oh hey look at that group what an easy kill!" Maybe I'm just salty that burst assassins are the reason I lose.
>>679799678
Fuck. If you got an account or something over here I would be down.
>>679799727
>>679799794
>smug overload.
>>679799830
Sent an invite your way. My friend practically mains Shaco (and draven). Shit's gold when he gets going.
>>679800044
Dubs confirm shits and giggles win games
in normals it's all fun and games in the end but only 0,1% of people sees it this way. Try doing that shit in soloQ and I guarantee you'll get ripped apart by your own teammates
>>679800300
>jesus this site used to be interesting and cool
no it didnt kek
>>679800300
Then get out and find a new one, no one forces you to stay here
>>679800177
I listened to this last. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJS8QXCjwHI
28 minute cp thread
Nice
>>679800177
Well a girls night sounds fun after all the shit you've had! haha
>>679800335
>smug overload
Only if the thread cant hang
>>679800440
i can smell your virgin breath from here
>>679800440
>>679800571
It just re-posted /b/ is dead
>>679800177
Oh well she did beat megumin in the contest for best waifu legs which i called out yesterday and so rory is awarded with the title
>best waifu legs
sadly you weren't around to participate you may would have won
>>679800335
the smug is real
>>679800335
I tend to lose to heavy CC. The fact I mainly supp as heavy CC has nothing to do with it.
>my name is Leona and I heard you dont like to move. Ever.
>>679800177
Rory can only lose to Megumin in explosions. Everything else, Rory is superior.
>>679800335
Theres never too much smug for a thread.
>>679800615
Meanwhile spidey gets banned from loli.
>>679800335
Personally I only have a problem with assassins that can get out again even when they fuck up horribly
>eg. zed, fizz, akali
The point of assassins is getting a kill and getting out again, but these guys can just poof back out when things go bad without any penalty except for their cooldown
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>679800715
>this is why I play morg
That's some neato cc you got there
Be a real shame if something happened to it
>renge
better not post sexualized content when talking about a wife. Wives would never want to have sex!
>>679800801
>>679800495
What language is that? And are you a big classical music fan then? :)
>>679800581
I agree with you so much you don't even know. I need a break asap.
>>679800711
Can't beat me in something I wasn't a part of :p that's like saying every single competition someone has everyone in the audience is a loser too.
>>679800715
Nope. Megumin beats her in terms of wearing better hats for just one example.
~last.
>>679800737
I'm ok with everyone but FIZZ. WHO DESIGNS A CHAMP THAT NEEDS 2 HITS TO KILL SOMEONE EVER FUCKING TIME AND GUESS WHAT IT'S OK BECAUSE HE REMOVES HIMSELF FROM THE GAME AND GETS AWAY SCOTT FREE. FUCK FIZZ.
>sHINOA ANON
