Where did you lose your virginity, /b/? How old were you?
>15 years old
>Supermacs toilet stall
15 in my bed while watching toy story 3
>>679784218
21 and havent lost it yet, might just fuck an escort?
>>679784218
16 in a Marriott hotel
20 in bed with then girlfriend while watching Shawshank Redemption
>>679784218
Also 15. Bedroom at home. Actually got cockblocked by my parents the first time around but 2 hours later managed to do the deed
>>679784218
>12
>watching history channel on coach step sister
>cuddle up next to her
>anal
>came inside her ass
20 year old virgin needless to say I hate my life
>>679784218
15, in her bed, there was nothing on the TV.
>>679784875
bullshit
>>679784218
>19
>back of my 91 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme at a Drive in theater.
>>679784218
We talking just penetration or busted hymen?
>>679784218
>19
>the dingy mold covered basement of that Furries mothers house.
>>679784974
lol dont believe me
>>679784925
Just hookup with >>679784803
>>679785037
It was anal actually
>>679784218
best part about being a male is you dont have virginity
>i've ruined 3 virgins cunts with my dick so far
>>679785032
>a Drive in theater
go to bed grandpa
16 in a teepe at a summer camp I was a counselor at. Me and one of the other counselors (really trashy blonde with huge tits) were dating and every night after the kids were in bed we snuck off to make out and fuck.
>>679785131
No I'm asking as which counts just penetration or having your hymen busted
18, back of my car
I don't remember it as well as I wish, it sucked
>>679784862
I wish I could tell you that Billy lasted more than 12 seconds before busting a nut on his sheets....
I wish I could tell you that he didn't cry directly afterwards too...
17 in a room at the circus circus hotel in Reno nv
>>679785183
Im drunk and ill do what I want!
Technically 19 as it went in but never *actually* fucked since it wasn't hard enough and just flopped about everywhere, so still sort of virgin
>>679785323
Oh right
I count penetration as losing virginity, hymens don't always necessarily break the first time and they can break by doing sports and shit so it's not a very reliable indicator
>17
>black out drunk at a Red Roof Inn in Alabama
16, my house, with best friends younger sister.
>>679785515
Why weren't you hard anon?
Was it nerves?
>>679785582
Ah hmkay welp 13 technically even though he didn't cum 15 for hymen breaking even though he didn't cum
>>679785635
Bet you dry humped a guy before that. Ive to Red Roof.
17
at a house party
i lasted about 10 seconds
>>679785323
let's just say penetration, don't bother with complicated woman bullshit body parts.
15, while watching Spongebob squarepants.
>>679785037
Tits or gtfo
16, my bed room.... To a girl I was friends with at the time. It was her birthday (or earlier that week). We were drinking Malibu rum, some that she'd gotten as a gift from her older cousin (secretly).
We drank, we laughed, we cried... We fucked. End of story.
>>679785849
I'm gonna need a greentext
>>679785864
Nope
>>679784218
>15 boarding school
>nasty 18 year ol skinny stoner slut
>smoked out in her mums minivan mcdonalds Parking lot
>I get double quarter pounder, she says
>that's a lot of meat
>then she complains about having to suck milkshake straw to get white cream out
>bone for 15 minutes
>killers song comes on her stereo
>that plus her acne face instant boner kill
>lie and say I came
>next day death threats from varsity wrestling
>literally ran into woods for week with Addie's, weed, guitar... Stay in abandoned barn
>expelled from school, never return to state again
>became weird sortof legend about autistic kid who disappeared
>>679785704
Nerves and whiskey dick as I had a lot to drink before lol
>>679785732
Oh and 13 was in a park and 15 was up a hill on an island in someone's backyard
>>679785864
easy now kiddo, only really do that if a chick's being an attention whore on here
>14
>Ex gfs house 2 blocks from school
>>679784218
>14
>high school freshman
>walk out school's back gates after school
>girl who has been texting me is with me
>6.5/10
>has already sucked my dick last year so thought I'd dip it in a second time
>I told her we'd hang out after school and she knew what it meant
>she's shy but really sexually open underneath
>while walking she hands me her phone that she typed a message on because too shy to say out loud
>"fuck, I want to suck your dick"
>play her game and type a message back
>"where can we go?"
>she leads me to a townhouse that goes a way we already passed just outside the school gates
>it isn't owned by anybody and is still for sale
>we hop the small gate in front of the house
>she checks the door
>unlocked
>we go inside and walk upstairs
>in townhouses the second floor is basically like the living room
>walks into an empty bedroom
>she immediately goes down on her knees
>I take my dick out and she starting blowing me
>try to turn off lights
>they won't turn off so I forget it
>she continues blowing me
>I tell her to get naked because why not
>she would basically do anything for me because this girl was really into me at the time
>She lies on her back
>I went in to eat her out
>I literally hesitate a split second because I saw a piece of lint on the pussy
>just made me not want to do it
>I haven't had sex before
>most I've gotten up to that point were 2 blowjobs, 1 each from two girls (1 including her)
>so I maneuver from ducking down towards her pussy to on top of her and position myself
>I put it inside
>itsinside.jpg
>proceed having sex for the first time for a little over half an hour
>feels good and still can't really believe I'm having sex
>I'm about to cum (wearing no condom) so I pull out and cum on her stomach
>I roll to the side
>this girl instantly rolls inbetween my legs and goes straight to sucking my dick clean of her pussy
>enjoy it because still feeling good about what just happened
cont.?
>>679784218
how do you post these without getting the banz? Last time I got banned for "copyright infringement"
>>679785353
damn, someone send this to Morgan Freeman.
>19
>other guy's house after talking on craigslist and meeting behind a dollar store
>fag, so no tits for you
>>679784218
Greentext OP?
>14
>17yo gf's shower
>>679784218
19, with girlfriend, who became wife.
>>679784875
How old was the step sister?
>>679785755
Kek, no it was just with my ex gf and her friend that I still fuck at times. It was most of her friends from Maryland and some of their boyfriends. It was pretty much a giant orgey I was a little pussy so I fucked the two girls in the closet with my pants on and the light out because I didn't want anyone to see my body...
12 years later I'm still that beta...
>17 after school
>Curvy Chub Girl invites me over after school.
>Ride my bike down to her trailer expecting 'school talk'.
>Hands me a bullet filled with pot.
>Smoke it up and chill.
>Her Mom comes home from work and asks if I brought the pot over.
>Chub says yes.
> Get sucked off by the mom and fucked by the daughter while we smoke her moms pot.
>Both were curvy and hot.
>Still think back to that day years and years later.
>>679784218
Remember losing it with my 16yr girlfriend when i turned 18yrs, She was virgin also.
I remember thinking " this is what the pussy feels like hmm this is not that special"
Good memories good memories.
>>679786474
Red roof brings out the best .. and the worst in men. Ive fallen under both shadows. Respect.
>>679784218
>Where did you lose your virginity, /b/?
in our garage
>How old were you?
14
17 with my girlfriend when we were home alone.
>>679786666
thanks, satan
>>679786023
No, that's not how this works m8.
>if there is a girl whom is clearly a girl it requires a tits or gtfo.
I would better understand if I were to ask for tits with timestamp or gtfo, but all girls (90% of them that is) have a spare picture of their tits on either their mobile device or computer.
>inb4 you call me a newfag
>>679786213
Okay, I fuck guys and girls and this story happens to involve a guy, if you don't like don't read anon
>Be 15, some sexual experience
>Hanging in city centre with friends
>Have 18 year old friend, in retrospect was kinda predatory
>Skinny blonde/ginger guy, kinda looks like Moot with a big head of curls
>Not my type but he was really eager and not bad looking
>We leave the group of people
>Sexual jokes turn to sexual tension
>Sexual tension turns to kissing
>Kissing turns into touching
>Kissing turns to us looking for a place to bang
Cont.?
It gets kinda funny
18.In the percussion room at school.
(It was just last week)
>>679784218
>8
>2 am (bad parents)
>riding city bus home from friends house
>24 year old thin, blonde starts talking to
>telling me I'm too young to be out so late and that someone might try to get me
>offers to escort me home
>she needs to "stop by her apartment first"
>go inside
>asks if I would like anything
>say no
>she says " what about a blow job?"
>a wut?
>explains everything to me
>we get naked
>she plays with my tiny dick, blow job initiated
>asks me if I want to put my dick inside her pussy
>say yes
>slides in, first orgasm, nothing comes out, feels incredible
>weirdest hottest orgasm ever
>can't move
>asks if I want more
>say yes
>5 more times
never had another one like it, I've come to the conclusion that it was so different because I hadn't hit puberty
>>679786914
The number of extra chromosomes with this guy is astounding.
>>679786666
Nice get
My neighbor's house, I was six and he was babysitting me.
>>679786935
please
ITT
Ridiculous fantasies
And mundane actualities
Well except mine, my story is actually quite bewilderingly real
>>679787197
What the fuck
>>679787105
If that doesn't contribute to what goes on there i don't know what will....
>>679787197
Hot.
>>679784218
By asking that question you are implying that it has happened and that, in fact, is not an accurate statement.
>>679784218
>turn 180°
>back up
12. mom's ex-boyfriend.
>spoiler: im a man.
>>679787479
Ouch...
>>679787078
No sir, I'm obviously missing quite a few to be here
On /b/
At 4:33 am
Talking to you.
>>679784218
15, in my her bed
bolted 5 minutes after, claimed I had homework to do
>>679787525
you get used to it.
17, friend talked my crush into having pity sex with me. We fuck in her dying grandmothers bed. She later tells me she's preggo with twins by sone other dude. I'm kinda glad because I didnt use a condom. Got tested later and everything was kosher.
>>679786395
same age
>>679787610
It's only 235 am you regarded faggot
>>679784218
14
My ex girlfriend's bedroom.
>>679784218
> in her single bed
> i was 14, little buzzed
> ended in my first relationship with sex, probably the craziest i'vw ever had
>>679784218
15 in her apartment. she hit me in the face cos i wanted to go home.
>>679787810
It's 4:37 am you fuggin wank
>>679784218
>19
>Dressed up as Darth Vader
>Found an attractive storm trooper at Comicon
>Had sex in bathroom
>Pretty sure it was a she
>I'll never know...
>>679787810
>>679787906
If this isn't samefagging bait, then fuck this world because you two are fucking retarded.
>>679785431
>>679787906
It's 10:39, retards
>>679787999
Sorry to tell you /b/ro
>the world of /b/ is ending
>>679787906
Nigger
>>679786019
Fucking piece of shit slut,
31 for me in my GF's bedroom
>8 years old with my best friend
>We did it on a preschool yard.
I have lied my entire life and have said that I am a virgin because it is so embarassing.
>>679786935
>>679787259
>Walk around for a while
>We start to lose our heat
>I suggest we go get some food
>Find Supermacs (Irish fast food place)
>He orders, we sit
>"I'm gonna head to the bathroom anon"
>He catches my drift and follows me in a few minutes later
>He starts blowing me
>He's really into it, making dumb porn noises
>He really isn't that good, kinda toothy
>"Your turn"
>I'm not really into sucking dick
>"Lets just get straight to it anon"
>He hands me a condom, bends over
>After a few minutes of manoeuvring I'm finally in there
>He's bent over the toilet seat making those stupid fake-porn noises again
>Kinda turning me off
>I mostly pull out
>Intending to give one good hard pound
>Smell shit
>Look down and see shit on condom
>Instant softy
>Feel like I'm gonna puke
>Pull out and explain I forgot I had to meet a friend
>Leave him there, pants around his ankles, shit condom on the ground
>Never saw him again
He moved to England, is married and has a kid now.
>>679788064
How? The sun is just coming up for me?
>Hurr
>>679788126
>31
Hm no wonder you sound cranky
>>679788212
fuck off faggot virgin
>>679788104
Jew
>>679788245
>>679788212
He got you there.
17, at a house party
Took me like 40 minutes to cum for some reason
>>679788150
Wow
>>679788245
>piece of shit slut
>faggot virgin
Now you sound really cranky
>>679788312
maybe you're a gay bottom
>>679788064
It's amazing how cucked all you are to the Jewish "daylight savings times" and the Zionist "time zone myth" all us sun dial master race know that it's actually 544 pm right now
>>679788153
Thanks for turning a fag straight.
You're doing God's work, son.
her bedroom, I was 13, she just turned 12. it was too painful for her to do much so i just laid on top with my dick all the way in her and made out for quite a while. didnt use a condom
11 wwith my uncle Steve
30 in the Palm's Hotel in Vegas with a really close friend who is also super hot. It took forever for it to happen, but I am glad it happened with someone I care about instead of giving up and finding some random girl at a bar or paying for it.
>>679788403
But I need my sunlight to get to the market!
21 at her place wasted watching Freddy got Fingered. She didnt remember
>>679788280
Muslim
>>679787810
>regarded faggot
>regarded
>235am
it actually 1145 dumbass
>>679788544
I wouldn't want to remember watching Freddy Got Fingered either.
12 in the attic of my parents home.
I hate fucking niggers.
Their dicks are too big
>>679784218
17, about a month before reaching 18 in my fat gf bedroom. I only dated her because I really wanted to lose my virginity as soon as possible and she was the easiest target.
richfag here.
15 in the back of family rolls royce. only time I ever took it joyriding
23
I was doing well with women, but for some reason I had anxiety about sleeping with one. Only did it once I found a girl I trusted.
Anyway, sex is shit until you get the hang of it. The first time is rarely amazing.
>14
>ex gfs best friends bed
>broke the bed frame
>6 years later boned her best friend
>she loved it
>told me she hated my ex gf
>hottest sex of my life
>>679788562
You got me there anon...
You sneaky motherfucker you...
>>679788726
Are you me? Sometimes I'm manipulative and I did that to my gf. Except she's not fat
>>679784218
holy shit is that the girl from hunger games?
15, at a party
My friend told me to "go fuck that blonde girl"
drunk alpha mode
>>679788726
I bet you still have the save chin hair you had that day you fucking neck faggot.
>>679788757
>sex is shit
Ok, will stay virgin now because it's not worth the trouble
>>679788585
I'm no. It's actually 2016
>>679784218
Never
13 girlfriends house while watching We're the Millers
>>679788889
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
One off
And it's supposed to say um not I'm.
>>679786088
yes fgt
>>679788867
17 High school haunted house
>>679788459
kek
He definitely seems like the kind of guy that, had he continued whoring out, he's definitely have AIDs by now so really I did him a favor
>>679785323
It was anal actually
>>679786088
Yes
>>679785635
It was anal actually
>>679785704
It was anal actually
>>679788836
> Sometimes I'm manipulative
No, you're always manipulative - you should hate yourself.
>>679784218
13, upstairs at a house party
>>679784218
21.
Drunk off my rocker, whiskey dick, one night stand with a fat slag on her period, didn't cum, massive blue balls afterwards.
Basically the way god intended.
>>679784218
early twenties
my parents house
>>679789146
>losing virginity with 13
>going to house parties
What the fuck are you doing here?
Get off my board, Normie
>>679788889
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
14 ir 15.
In my GFs bed at the time ^^
>>679784218
>18
>best friends sisters bed
unfortunately it wasnt his sister, but she was 16.
>>679789180
Never happened,
What a faggot.
>>679789242
Its the year 2525
>>679788867
I was an emo kid with self-esteem issues back then. :) I am currently in a healthy long-term relationship of six years and I guess Im a pretty normal guy with a lot of hobbies and friends. But thanks for caring.
>>679788836
I think its not uncommon. I just didnt want to see how all my friends were losing virginity so I hurried up at any cost. Childish, I know.
>>679784218
16, fucked a 23 yr old with huge tits on her couch
>>679789138
Already do, what now? I just can't feel sorry for other people and I take advantage of them whenever I can
> be me
> be 18
> have long distance GF
> known her for 15 years
> she comes for my birthday
> fuckimdrunk.gif
> parents are away for the night so my friends and I can party in peace
> 3 am rolls around and GF says she tired
> butmorealcohol.jpg
> "No anon, we can go do something else inside"
> "Oh okay..? Like make out?"
> "yeah that's a start" *winks*
> she takes my hand and we say good night
> friends don't say anything
> get inside
> start making out on the couch
> my hand instinctively goes to her tits
> she stops kissing me and takes her dress off
> diamonds.jpg
> take shorts off and give her a coy smile
> she moves down and starts stroking dick
> ohmygodthatsgood.png
> sucks me off for a while
> she moves up over me again
> "Happy birthday Anon"
> starts to lower herself into my dick
> ohshititstime.gif
> Ask her if she's sure
> no response
> dick is engulfed in pussy
> feels so warm and so wet
> she wiggles a little to get comfortable
> nononononono.webm
> lift her off me in seconds
> cum all over my own chest and chin
> "Sorry"
> she can't stop laughing
> keeps saying it's fine
> I feel really bad
> she says she's really tired now and gets up and immediately goes to bed
> I sit there for a while contemplating how I'll kill myself
> wake up next day
> oh fuck the headache is bad
> go see if GF is still sleeping
> she is so I get in bed next to her
> "What time is it Anon?"
> "I don't know"
> "I'm sorry about last night if you didn't leave I would've taken care of you"
> "what happened last night?"
Lost my virginity and she doesn't even remember anything. I dont know if I should be happy or sad about it
>>679784218
17 to LotR The Two Towers
>>679784218
17 with a friend. stil lhave some contact with her from time to time.
>>679789348
You have an Xbone, work at some sort of plant, own a hatch back, and drink Sam Adams thinking youre buying craft beer.
>>679787271
>he said, expecting someone to ask for details
My story is pretty boring, I was 16, we weere both virgins. Couldn't get it up at first because I was nervous, but eventually got hard. That was in her bedroom, her Mom was single and we spent a lot of time in that house alone.
>>679788845
Cant tell if this is bait or not..
>>679789566
Stop being such a beta faggot. If no one asks for details no one gives a shit
17 at her mom's house watching shindlers list.
>>679789366
Consider the following
MFW this thread is 90% me responding to myself.
>>679789549
Almost. PS4, civil engineering, dont own a car but I have a company car(SUV), and I prefer wine. What about you? Id guess PC master race, some sort of IT, own old Honda, also not drinking beer.
>>679789776
I already did, but I'm gonna stay here a little longer
>>679785969
>became weird sortof legend about autistic kid who disappeared
Fucking lost hahahaha
>>679784218
Irish fag confirmed
I was 13, with my 14 y/o gf. We did anal, on her parents bed. when I was 15 we eventually started doing vaginal.
>>679789699
That wasn't my original post, dumbo, I was responding to the other guy obviously looking for responses.
17 in my girlfriends bed, it was our third time meeting up with eachother. The first one was basically like eveyone's first date. We went to a park and talked and came back to my house and watched a movie, we cuddled and I drove her home and kissed her before I left to go home. Second date I came over to her place under the pretense that we were going to just chill and play video games. That night we ended up kissing and getting really close with eachother, she texted me that night saying that she had never felt like that before and that she wanted me, came over the next day with my first condom purchase and we had sex. We did it standard missionary position, I broke the hymen (which is way harder than you'd think). I didn't actually finish with her until 3 or 4 times of having sex. It was mostly just nerves, but I would keep trying for around an hour. We had to stop trying the first time because she had gotten too dry to continue, but she came 3 times the first time we had sex. I'm still with her today and it's pretty awesome tbh.
I have a relatively normal penis 5.5-6 inches, but she is able to finish with me on a regular basis. I don't think I'd be able to date a woman if I couldn't please her, so I think we're both happy with the way it is.
My first time?
Creamed it in. Blew my load, told her i didn't and pounded her for another 20 minutes. She had a miscarriage. Been fucking her for the last 12 years.
>>679789429
She does remember and she regrets it. At least she is cool enough not to accuse you of a rape.
>15
>downstairs watching Jarhead
>parents upstairs
I'm assuming there's at least a dozen stories exactly like the above in this thread.
16 her bed, her house, tv was off, she was on pill, came inside
>>679789566
>>679789699
I actually already posted my shit up here
>>679785969
>>679790052
PC master Race,
New 2015 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited 4WD Sport, Carhartt Tech engineer, drinking Founders Dirty Bastard.
>>679787049
Bitch you got raped
>>679790238
Real talk.
>7 years old
>Day care van
>Girl was same age as me
>>679790635
Ive always wanted Jeep Wrangler, or even rather MBenz G Series. Im stuck with Hyundai ix35, but because I have it basically for free, its more than fine.
>>679790480
kek, in that case good story. How did you find out that you had become a weird legend?
>>679786577
MODS MODS MODS
15, abandoned house. pic related
>>679791103
Traded up to the jeep for 4 years. I could have bought it but im to much of a fucking jew to pay full price for one.
>>679791294
This thread dead? I was enjoying myself...
>>679788153
Ayyyy fellow Irish
19, my then girlfriend's bed. She was 15 and also virgin. I've also taken a different girl's virginity (she was in her 20s though, and denied being a virgin, but I pretty obviously busted her hymen).
With a guy I was 15 and sucked a guy off in the toilets at school.
>>679791294
Why the fuck are you calling mods it's legal ( In 95% of all states) for an 18 and 16yr to have sex fucking idiot
>>679786140
B/C this one wasn't included in the fappening torrents and such. This one is a bit more rare.
>17 YO, she was 18
>Met at a party
>She made overtures
>Mate of mine encouraged me
>Fucked on the football field nearby
>Ten years later
>In contact on facebook
>Be undergoing divorce
>She and her husband on a 'break'
>Mutually suggest marking the occasion
>Plow her in front of the fireplace
>Her husband was a rep that regularly came into my workplace, bonus quasi-cuckage
15
Gf of 2 months
Had bjs everytime she was over
Go down on her, She just got needle so can cum in her, Put tip in, cocktease ty porn, Begging for the d. Start fuckin, easy rythm, She cums, 30 sec later I cum, Suprised it didnt come out her ears Tbh, Fuck around for awhile, she gives bj, she wants anal
>going better than expected.
>15
>Library Bathroom Stall
Also 15 i fucked a man ass
>>679784218
>be 16
>friends house party
>sleep in same bed as friends bestfriend
>start fuckin
>everyone heard
>lasted 45 minutes
>parents were home
kek
>>679792180
I call bullshit. No way did you cum after she did
>>679784218
16, in my flat. Can't remember if it was the living room or the bedroom, i was a bit pissed.
12 with buddy's older sister was invited to her birthday party only other guy there house full of 12-14 year old girls get asked to sleep over say sure food fight ensues ask to use shower girls keep running through the washroom pulling the curtain back clothes are put in the washer spend most of the evening in a towel girls continue to play with me pulling my towel off finely time for bed all beds an couches are taken get asked if I can sleep in sisters room on the floor mommsays yes wtf oh well play SNES until I fall asleep get woken up by surprise bj from younger sister feels good just go with it after I'm good an hard she slides up and mounts me rides me vigourusly for about 20 minutes an cums then slumps forward on to my chest tell her I'm almost there and she just whispers fuck me so just grabbed her hips and pounded her pussy till I came birthday girl giggles and looks down from top bunk an says I didn't think she would actually do it end up dating her for a year still talk to them on occasion
>>679792495
>im sexually unsuccessful so everyone else must be sexually unsuccessful too
>>679792688
he got to stick his cock in Avril Lavigne, so he can't really complain.
>>679791916
It's actually legal but also illegal. The second that 16 yo even mentions the word 'statutory' shit gets real.
18
In my boyfriends bed/house
>>679784218
14.
i was a decent looking 8th grader dating a nasty ass other 8th grader who wouldn't even kiss me.
I'll greentext it:
>sophomore girl starts hitting on me
>big tits
>fuckyes.jpg
>she's in PE class with the 8th graders
>always comes in to see coach when I'm changing, the boys "locker room," was on the way to the coach's office so the girls always got to see the guys change, but not vice versa
>my town is a big college spring break town, we all go downtown to one of the nice resorts for spring break, go on all of the rides with her and her ugly ass beaner friend, she's wearing a bikini which exposes her fat ass and huge tits, did I mention this girl is like 5'2 and perfect hourglass figure, the ass was fat
>we go to the resort pool, she's dating this limp dicked 17 year old faggot named Nikk who has a beaner stash and watches as she fucking pulls me into the pool with her and puts her tits up in my face
>holyshit.jpg
>we go to a movie
>me and nikk sit on either side of her, her ugly beaner friend and her fat friend sit two rows down
>she fucking lap dances me in front of him
>starts jerking him off with her feet later on
>I grab her tits while he's fucking moaning like a zebra
>she fucking lips her licks and starts beating my dick off
>I'm a fucking kissless virgin at this point so I fucking almost came from her just touching my dick
>she tells me to head over to her house after the movie
>her boyfriend goes home with the two fat bitches
>I head over to her house
>make out with her, don't really know how so she just shoves her tongue down my throat
>takes me into her room
>we strip and she sucks my dick
>turn out the lights
>i start fucking her missionary
>holyshit.jpg
>her pussy is loose
>my dick keeps falling out
>wtf anon
>keep sticking dick back in, fuck her like a virgin for a minute or two, she moans and moves her hips, but my dick keeps falling out
(1/2)
>>679784218
Proper Irish way to lose your virginity haha
15, my bed listening to Kerrang TV. I think Good Charlotte was on at one point during it.
>>679792688
how does this ugly dwarf get all the hot women
>>679792995
2/2
>she gets annoyed, tries to ride my dick
>I cum inside of her in like 30 seconds
>seriously what the fuck anon.jpg
>my dick goes limp
>she goes ape shit because I came in her and because I'm not fucking her anymore
>she kicks me out
>I beg for more sex like a virgin
>beg for her to kiss me, she doesn't and says she would rather fuck than kiss
>I hug her awkwardly, then leave, not to have sex again until I'm 16
And that is the story of how I cuckolded a guy twice my size and three years older than me yet still managed to be an autistic beta at the same time.
>>679793059
Because he was a B list celebrity
>>679784218
>18
>side of a golf course in my car
>>679784218
13 on my sofa haha
>>679791214
I had a friend who ended up dating a girl from that school years later. She was always one of the few people that was cool with me and thought it was cool that we knew each other. She screencaps a Facebook post of this girl posting as her status a few years after the events "where in the world is anon? I'd pay money to know" what followed in the comment sectionwas a bunch of deuschebags from that school making idiotic speculations, and the OP telling a confused commenter that I was a prophet. Of course I never changed my number and anyone who was actually my friend irl(cause I don't have facecrook) knew what I was/am up too
14 in this girls room. Our parents were hanging out down stairs or some shit. We sneaked out a few beers and fucked.
14 in the middle of a soccer field at 2am. Shit was cold as fuck, dew on the grass and no strings attached sex arranged with another girl at an alternate boarding school. Had sores on my knees the day after because grass
17 years old.
Valentines night.
Had big argument with gf earlier that night over nothing important.
Recover from argument because teenagers.
Brings me home in her Prius after chilling at her house for a while.
Fool around like usual in the car at the end of my long hedged driveway.
Try to have sex.
It's in.
Stop before cumming because no protection.
No longer a Virgin.
Virginity lost in passenger seat of a Prius...
>>679784218
Are you irish?
>>679794960
I am indeed
>22
>hotel
>chubby girl I met online
On tour with my band with a 10/10 girl in Santa Cruz will never forget her
14 years old, my aunt forcefully raped me.
16, Spain, camping, toilet stall
19, back seat of my car, lasted about a minute. Always wanted to fuck her since to make up for my poor performance but we never really saw each other after that...
