I choose teleportation.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I choose teleportation.
>>679778507
You can only teleport into other people's dinner
>>679778507
can only teleport inside walls (yes, you are perma stuck).
Choosing laser beemz
>>679778507
You can't do it while you're awake, only subconsciously in dreams, which instantly awakens you in where ever you teleported to
>>679778753
They have a range of 0.1mm and blind you for a couple minutes each use
>>679778507
Also, max distance for teleportation: 20 feet.
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Can stop time.
>>679778507
I hate how the "restrictions" are always stupid and make the power pointless.
How about this? You teleport, and it transports you instantly, but it takes as much energy as it would for you to walk there. If the distance would kill you, the teleport fails.
This would keep you fit, but restricts distance.
SUPER SPEED
>>679779104
You can stop time and do your perv stuff but when time resumes nothing changed/happened. You get to keep your memories of what you did though.
Telepathy
>>679779210
You just do heroin
>>679779104
it also stops you
>>679779210
You get your super speed and you won't take air resistance/damage/whatever, but your perception of the world doesn't change. You'll need good reflexes to not run into things.
>>679779210
Once you start you can't stop
>>679779245
People know when you're in their head.
>>679779338
Stupid overused restriction.
>>679779232
Deal.
>>679779210
you can only use it to fap (not just yourself tho)
Can turn into a huge faggot and gargle the biggest black dick while spewing aids out the nose.
Invisibility
>>679779426
It still applies
>>679779465
Granted.
>>679779465
Restriction: but only with your dad
>>679779483
Only when you close your eyes.
Super Strength
>>679779465
your name becomes OP
>>679779562
Your body can't endure what you do so you'll still break your bones
>>679779210
you have to scream the whole time you're going fast
Ability to charm any female into having sex or having a deep relationship
>>679779628
Kek'd
>>679779562
Only when handling fragile things
>>679779483
You can be invisible but only at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean
When I say something it instantly happens power
>>679779662
Must be a trap
>>679779483
Invisibility already has good restrictions. Clothes aren't invisible, people can still hear you, etc.
How about... whenever you're invisible, people will immediately assume you're dead. More time spent invisible will cement the idea, and if invisible for too long, they will forget you completely.
>>679779562
Sub-agility
>can shoot flames
Become a woman.
>>679779562
can only use it if you are yodeling at the top of your lungs
>>679779562
but you can only use super strength to lift something you are going to eat.
>>679779483
Only in a room full of blind people and blind people only
>>679779722
But the opposite of what you want to have happen, happens.
I choose omnipotence
>>679779816
In a male only prison
>>679779816
but only once a month to menstruate
ability to seduce any biological female of my choice at any time unconditionally
Ability to turn black
>>679779881
Hey man, being the only supply with 100% demand... you play your cards right; you're the fucking queen.
i can always get a boner at will and control what size it becomes
>>679779875
You must focus only on males who are masturbating with your omnipotence.
Physical/health regeneration
>>679779662
Only works with females with Down syndrome
>>679779875
but when you use your omnipotence you use too much, since it is unlimited.
>>679779732
> female
Everyone within 20 feet while using said power is also affected
>>679779934
No protection allowed always results in unabortable pregnancy.
>>679779900
TRIPLE DUBS HAS SPOKEN!
>>679778507
Control time.
>>679778507
I can sustain my life force by eating stay at home's moms assholes.
>>679779934
too bad all of the females have penises. actually that is a perk isn't it?
>>679780127
Only the present
>>679779939
you draw aggro from cops in a 50m radious
>>679779970
Can't masturbate and can't go un-erect until a chick helps you cum.
>>679779989
It hurts a shit ton.
>>679779934
Gives affected females violent hallucinations
>>679780171
All of them have diarrhea and it's the spicy/vinegary kind. They also are old and wrinkly.
>>679779939
You keep your small white dick and girls don't like you for it.
The power to thwart any enemy with projectile vomitting
>>679778877
that's a bad restriction. That's not a fun restriction. Restriction aren't supposed to be "now you don't have that power anymore" they're supposed to be ironic twists like you're a genie who grants the wish, but makes it so the wish proves the wisher really didn't want the wish at all
>>679779934
But unable to get off unless penetrated.
>>679779970
but only when in a subway car.
>>679780127
Can't remember what changes you make.
>>679779816
You lose most of your intelligence and will power, and completely lose the ability to think rationally and logically
less chronic depression
>>679780335
Jokes on you, that's my fetish
>>679778753
Your eyes aren't invulnerable, it hurts like hell
The power to post in this thread.
>>679780346
It always goes the wrong way and hits a civilian instead.
>>679779104
can't start time
The power to have sex with any female, any age, with no repercussions.
>inb4 no boner or no dick be original
>>679780346
your vomit is always old semen
>>679780435
You'll still be a faggot when you wake up tomorrow.
I can fly
>>679780346
except your vomit is thick like peanut butter
>>679780435
You get mods called on you
MODS
>>679780346
Must continually eat to have something to throw up. Enemies keep coming so hurry.
>>679780346
You shit yourself 1 minute before you do it.
rock hard erection at will
My superpower, is rape.
>>679780469
Can't have sex with humans though. Only female animals.
>>679779210
super exhausted, super thirsty
>>679780469
but only when you are wearing a wedding dress
>>679780346
You shit every time you vomit
>>679780403
You are uncontrollably happy. You never feel sad nomatter what happened and you know you should feel sad sometimes, but still just plain can't. Everyone thinks you're an asshole because of the uncontrollable happiness.
invisibility
Extreme sphincter powers
>>679780435
but without using vowels
>>679780495
but only when there is a ceiling above you
>>679779104
Have the mental capacity of a kindergardener while time is stopped
>>679780531
Only way to get rid of it is by looking at CP
>>679779934
When you have sex you jizz out of every orifice of your body.
>>679779465
can't get into heaven
Cap's super soldier serum
>>679780542
But you have a life sentence in a mexican men only prison
>>679780609
but only when you are given a piggy-back ride by someone
>>679780495
But only at 6 inches per second
>>679780531
Sadly you cum in 5 seconds.
>>679780542
You get to go to prison. Your cellmate's super power is also rape. Enjoy your stay.
>>679780403
Friends become depressed
>>679779483
clothes aren't
>>679780612
You lose all control when sleeping and you make a mess
>>679780469
Everytime you have sex, you are a little less attracted to women and more attracted to men...
>>679780609
you have to be farting to stay invisible
>>679780609
Only while you're in Antarctica.
I can create an infinite amount of iced tea.
>>679780556
Fuck you :(
super intelligence
>>679780711
It expired in the 50's. Oh well.
The power to prove anyone wrong by calling them a faggot.
The ability to rebuke any kind of restrictions put on me.
mind control
>>679780682
that sounds amazing
>>679779562
too ripped, like monstrously ripped, you look like a deformed hulk
>>679780837
It pours from your nose.
>>679780837
everytime you create 1L worth of iced tea a little child dies of ebola
Ability to bring people back to life.
>>679780858
Only when it comes to women's rights
>>679780858
Nobody can understand your intelligence and you are deemed a madman by society.
>>679779210
your hair turns blue and spiky and you catch the autism
but seriously anon, I'm with you. Super speed is best super
>>679780919
but only while pissing, and it only lasts for as long as you are pissing.
>>679780858
the world thinks you're crazy and locks you in an asylum
>>679779104
Cant breathe or move because even the sir around you is frozen in place, if you do find a way everything else will br frozen in place and the energy displacement will disintegrate your body and possibly destroy the planet when time resumes.
Of course those are just facts, not restrictions I imposed. Here's my restriction: You get AIDs
>>679778507
The super power that my shit smells like French toast and hash brown
>>679780992
only black people
>>679780919
If you loose focus your target becomes aware and enraged
>>679780858
But only at pointless things like playing Jenga or training cats.
>>679780891
Sadly, you fail at everything but breaking restrictions. Also laws still hold true so even if you "broke it" you still can be charged and found guilty.
>>679780919
....over canaries only.
>>679778507
I can make ALL feminists into rational thinking women, who realize all the stupid shit they've tried to spew, and regret it instantly!
>>679780919
You can only control small mammals with basic sexual functions.
>>679780919
You can only control your own mind.
>>679779662
afraid of true intimacy, always being false in order to charm, die surrounded by loved ones feeling soul crushingly fake and alone
>>679780992
They're decomposed and fall apart easily
>>679780887
you have to shit yourself in front of them before it
I can reply to >>679781102's post.
>>679780992
They are husks of their former selves, with no memory or personality retained from their previous selves.
>>679780992
they turn black when you revive them, if already black they lead their revived lives in Brazil
>>679781058
You love the smell so much that you always eat your own shit.
Just you.
>>679780349
Okay. Then everytimeyou use your power you randomly get a new kind of cancer.
>>679780992
You have to touch them to do it and they die again after 5 minutes.
>>679781058
granted... but you never shit
can turn water into rum
>>679781099
You become the last remaining feminist. A rabid feminist.
>>679781058
You must eat one or both of those foods for the power to take effect.
>>679781093
But couldn't I break the restriction that makes someone being convicted guilty actually guilty?
can read my own mind
>>679781058
But only after you eat pancakes & a baked potato.
>>679781099
But none of them want to sleep with you.
>>679780992
They remember everything
>>679779722
tourettes
The power to have a power that has no restrictions.
Can use any drug I want as much as I want without getting tolerance
>>679779562
super sensitive skin!
>TFW you're the Russian
>TFW the Punisher throws pizza at you then uses a really fat guy to suffocate you
>>679781250
You get crucified on a pirate ship and die for the sins of the salty dogs.
>>679781099
Not sure I want to limit this
>>679781250
you have to cum into it in order for it to turn into rum
>>679781273
Nope. So nomatter what you break, hope you don't get caught.
>>679781278
You can read everyone's mind.
the ability to eat/drink infinite an infinite volume
>>679781334
>>679781334
You become an ordinary human that lives their lives depressed knowing they wasted their one chance of having a superpower.
>>679781278
Your mind is loud and painful to listen to
>>679781334
You have no restrictions to be restricted from.
The ability to suffer a painful slow death
>>679781278
Everyone can do that. Try harder.
>>679781334
You can convert oxygen into Co2. Congrats.
>>679781356
You can still overdose.
You can only teleport to bus stops.
>>679781334
you will be able to have have a power with no restriction, but that power will never show up
forget 4chan forever
All of my pizzas are delivered to me instantly.
>>679781334
the power you gain is to give your unrestricted power restrictions
>>679781408
If I got caught I could break the restrictions known as handcuffs. And If I'm shot I can break the restriction called death.....
I think I won guys
>>679781413
You can only eat granola and drink water.
Fuck you.
>>679779816
in an islamic country
>>679781551
But they always arrive cold anyways
cum through walls
>>679779816
ugly
>>679781413
Your body stretches to contain the new volume. It isn't painful
>>679781545
Live your life as a normie without knowing it
>>679781545
You are a boring sad normie forever.
>>679781551
You must pay a 4000% markup for delivery charge and tips.
>>679781545
but you will be stuck on 9gag
>>679781545
You can only use the Internet to browse 9gag, and you have a massive and highly detailed 9gag tattoo on your face.
>>679781566
Holy shit...
>>679781511
That's not a superpower you retard. Everyone can do that.
Control space (can create, destroy or change things).
the power of exactly knowing what to say to get your way.
>>679781551
The pizzas boxes are thrown at you and you have to always be ready to catch them.
>>679780994
>women's rights
>intelligent
>>679781566
You can still be stuck in a deep fucking hole or boiled in magma or trapped in space, or suffocated, or otherwise not make it. You aren't immortal or immune to anything.
>>679779875
also have omniscience
>>679781709
At the price of never having personal space.
>>679781630
The walls now have holes in them.
>>679781511
Don't have control of when
Fire proof skin that lets me create and manipulate fire at will
>>679781511
but only while unconscious
>>679781870
You are now allergic to water. You still require water to survive.
>>679779934
never experience love
ability to move things 3 inches
>>679781747
but you are mute, so you gotta do hand signs
>>679781630
it's high density and has a high velocity. you cum through walls like a shotgun blast
>>679781551
All of the pizzas you receive are filled with mercury and lead paint chips.
>>679781870
Susceptible to frostbite, leathery to the touch
>>679781709
you can only change 20m3 worth of space in total in your entire life
>>679781949
...by touching them.
>>679779934
gay
>>679781870
You're always sweating.
>>679781783
I can break the restrictions on humans that say that we are afffected by gravity and float out. I can break the restriction on our body that says we cannot withstand high temperatures and heat.
You see where I'm going with this? I'm literally an Immortal Deity.
>>679781588
you monster.
>>679781949
Only once you get aids.
>>679781870
Your skin may be fireproof, but your internal organs still get damaged by all the heat and fumes created by fire.
>>679778507
I would like to have complete and total control of my own cells. Be able to change their composition and make up.
>>679781551
they're not delivery, they're digiorno
>>679781949
Will sometimes happen while you're dreaming
The ability to be OP but not a faggot
>>679782103
You must maintain constant awareness of your own cells or they break down into their component elements
>>679782103
can only be done while a fetus
>>679781783
I don't think you understand, anon.
>deep fucking hole
he could break the restriction that is gravity and float out
>giant ball of magma
he could break the restriction of mortality
>vacuum of space
he could break the restrictions of requiring oxygen/susceptibility to temperature
any rule put on his power is a restriction
which he can break
The power of being the best conversationalist there ever was.
>>679782215
but you are still gay
>>679781870
you don't feel heat and are permanently freezing cold
>>679782023
This guy's onto something
the power of freezing time
>>679782023
No, you have created your won forever hell.
Without gravity to restrict you you fall off the earth. Without space to restrict you you fall forever in the void. Without need for air you will not suffocate, but you still feel the lack of breath. Without restrictions on diet you will never starve, but you feel the emptiness in your belly. Without the restriction of sleep you know endless wakefullness. Without restrictrions on freezing or burning you feel searing heat and cold as you drift endlessly through space, planets, and suns. Your life is unending hell... with no restrictions.
>>679781398
Hehe.. that was my thought as well :P
>>679781288
I'm Okay with this.. I have a girlfriend, who isnt a feminist, so i dont need to. Besides, very few feminists are that good looking ^_^
>>679781254
Damn you.. That was mean :( But to be honest, i might still go with it. But before i use my power, i will attack a bomb vest to myself, and set the timer for 1 minute after the power has activated.. Its a small sacrifice tbh..
>>679782323
Time is literally frozen and you cause the next Ice Age.
>>679782275
you can only talk through morse code
>>679780227
>>679780389
fine with both
good trade
>>679782323
Still age while time is frozen
>>679782251
>>679782023
The restriction that no restrictions can be placed is a restriction and becoming aware of the paradox defeats your powers, that is my restriction.
>>679782111
TOPKEK
the ability to be an All-Star
>>679782352
But I can create my own world and live there with my own creations. I shall watch over my creations and govern over them with my OP superpower.
>>679779768
That's fucking gold. Wp anon
>>679782111
>rekt
>>679782275
Loose all real connection to people
>>679782534
The song is stuck in your head literally forever. Get your game on.
Immortality.
>>679782489
Noice.
the power to have a huge dick inside my ass
>>679782352
>break the restriction on mortality, sadness, pain
>break the restrictions on evolution and quickly become whatever the fucking epitome of evolution for us is
>fly back to earth as whatever monstrosity evolution cooked up
dude anon wins
>>679782534
In gay porn at taking penises deeper and more vigorously than anyone else.
>>679782275
No one actually finds you interesting or wants to befriend you.
>>679782622
Can never get water out of your left ear
>>679781278
out loud
>>679782637
you must make a new thread every 1 hour
>>679782534
Granted; however, you find yourself unable to get your game on.
>>679778507
Mind reading
>>679782637
You become OP.
>>679782732
Nooooooooo
>>679778507
always drunk
>>679782637
Never satisfied
I can solve every riddle presented to me with an immediate correct answer.
>>679782779
can only read the minds of japanese dwarfs
>>679782554
You only said no restrictions which just literally means nothing can restrict you. Otherwise you have all the strength, intellect, aging, and other features of a human male. No restrictions does not give power of creation, it just means you aren't "restricted" by anything which leaves you falling off the planet into the void forever.
>>679782827
Taxi driver
>>679782893
every riddle you're ever asked is always the same riddle.
>>679782893
The riddles only come from a childrens book
>>679782827
okay
but it only works if you are dressed like a clown.
>>679782732
Can live with that.
>>679782637
Your ass turns into a vagina
>>679782893
You only know sign language.
>>679782893
You stumble at any other question. You can get it right after 2-3 tries, minimum.
I always have a hundred dollar note on me.
>>679782893
you must wear a Riddler cosplay for your power to work
>>679782251
This guy gets it.
And if i want to change something back I can just remove the restriction that the power I gave myself has to apply to me and bam it's reversed.
Everything in this universe can be bent at my will.
>>679782489
But that initial breaking of restrictions Isnt a restriction that i broke MYSELF but my power ITSELF. Therefore my power itself is not a restriction and therefore the first restriction stated in my power is not a restriction that you can resolve, but instead the nature of my superpower.
>>679783052
You have to pull it from your ass every time.
Can configure Openbox... Without XML.
I choose the power to make any woman desire me sexually with no strings attached.
>>679783052
is counterfit
>>679782893
every riddle you solve kills 10,000 brain cells
I can bring back slavery.
>>679783052
Can't have any more at any given time
Can remember and replicate everything I've ever seen.
>>679783163
you have a micro-peen
>>679779338
Kek
>>679783163
You will feel a void inside you as no woman will ever love your for who you are, but only as a sexual object.
The ability to accelerate time to the point where the universe hits a vanishing point, and resets itself.
I can then recreate the universe as I choose.
>>679783052
it's perma-glued
>>679783196
you are black
>>679783163
Only works on the fat or the elderly.
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>>679783163
Your dick has been surgically removed
>>679779768
>murder a drug lord and take his stash
>go invisible
>everyone thinks you're dead
>Become a drug lord
>if cops ever come just go invisible again
>>679783196
Turns black
>>679782489
>>679782693
>>679782023
this dude. you're a quantum impossibility both existing and not existing in an ifinitley fast rate of time never achieving conscious or permanent existence. or a faggot who just didn't play the game right. I think the first sounds cooler
>>679783144
You have to use python
>>679783272
The only way you can charge your power is by eating out the asshole of a fat indian man for 67 years
>>679782779
Everytime you do, you shit your pants
>>679783052
You have OCD and must chew it up in your mouth and spit it into your hand three times before spending it.
>>679783322
He was that kid who said his superpower was that he could take every other superpower.
>>679783320
>>679783289
hahahaha you got me
>>679782906
Or his 'no restriction' power never got a restriction itself so he's not even playing yet...
>>679783204
Is always covered in exoplasm. Some larger, complicated structures have flaws
>>679783087
>And if i want to change something back I can just remove the restriction that the power I gave myself has to apply to me and bam it's reversed.
Self-restriction is still restriction on yourself. You can't turn the "no restrictions" thing off because you would be causing a restriction. This is something that can't be controlled, even by yourself, because you can't be restricted.
This, again, leads to doom as turning off the "no restrictions" would be a restriction and zero restrictions makes staying on earth impossible. Your cells would float away as the energies restricting them from floating away would fall apart. The cell walls restricting the liquid inside would melt. You cease to be.
>>679779939
You loose your dad imediatly
>>679783272
In your new universe, you die to a little kid.
Like a chump.
Fuck off, Pucci.
I can play music out of my fucking asshole anytime, anywhere
My butthole beat-boxes.
pause and unpause time at will.
>>679783354
You win the thread.
the ability to know who let the dogs out
>>679783538
It is only one direction
>>679783560
>>679783538
Holy shit
>>679783538
You shit through your mouth when you do it.
>>679783322
That's what I mean. I become an ethereal being that lives in a different plane of existence that humans can't even comprehend. I become all encompassing and the true definition of an all powerful and mysterious god.
Mind-controlling.
>>679783538
It can only be terrible middle class white kids that are trying to be rappers.
>>679783580
will forget when going to sleep
>>679783437
I have the power of having many powers.
>>679783571
You become a vampire.
Immortality, yes, but you need to drink blood to sustain yourself.
And sun burns.
You can also only stop time for an upwards of a minute.
>>679783560
>>679783538
You both have to go on rap broadway where your assholes are the stars.
>>679783560
It's all fart noises with occasional sharts.
My sex drive has an on/off switch.
Meaning it can go and go until I flip the switch off.
>>679783437
Hahaha i fucking hated that kid
>>679783687
But only while peeing.
Never being found out as a samefag
>>679778507
i choose the ability to will anything to happen
>>679783571
Repeated use will wear down reality. Mountains erode, people repeat themselves and are oblivious, stars vanish, ect.
>>679782906
Exactly. Which means I am not restricted by the concept of time,tiredness or limited intelligence. Every human concept that man can think of that restricts us from becoming all powerful deities have been lifted off me.
I didn't say physically restricted, as that would just mean people can't tie me up and shit.
>>679783804
The switch is located on the bottom of your left foot and turns on/off constantly when walking.
>>679783662
You literally fall apart at the seams as the energies restricting the cells together and the cell membranes restricting the liquids melt. you cease to be immediately.
>>679783804
Youre forever farting until you turn it off.
>>679779109
Fucking awesome
It would take no effort to workout, just lots of pain
>>679783832
But you always know and feel really bad whenever you do it.
>>679783863
But only in books or movies.
my super power is to be better faster stronger and able to put restrictions on the guy that has no restrictions... i.e. my superpower would cancel out "no restrictions'' super power. So I could beat his faggot ass for pretending to be a god when I poof into his plane of existence and smash it all.
>>679783804
can only be used for illegal rape
Can turn all water within a 1 mile radius into pure filtered water. Can do it once per 10 minutes.
>>679783832
You become OP.
>>679783832
every time you samefag you lose a percentage of your IQ
The power to get doubles on command.
Check em.
>>679784055
It can't happen twice in a row.
