Waifu claiming thread
Undead warloc lvl 31 edition
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>what is the codex of xerrath anyways?
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are ok if you want to I guess
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
meme
>>679749014
Thanks for threads Dio
Claimed
>>679749014
gotta do laundry claimed!
Ayy
Goodnight, I love you all!
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Viva la ERP!
Claimed
>>679749246
Goodnight beautiful
I too am leaving my lovelies
Milinda claim.
>>679749154
Well I've been told that I am the greatest baker, althought I believe that it is just natural.
>>679749014
>what is the codex of xerrath anyways?
wut
praise dio
>>679748865
you're a 10 to me, kagami
>>679748935
if you haven't posted in a week then yeah there was at least one other yuno
>>679749246
>>679749357
night night
Ey dio how long do these thread chains last
>>679749220
Ayy gurl
How many Waifu's know unix?
>>679748865 #
Oh, nah it's cool. I know you weren't insulting me. I was just saying.
You thought I was a chick tho? Wtf
>>679749246
>>679749357
Goodnight you two.
Sleep well.
>>679749421
Breast friend.
>>679749423
Hello.
>>679748636
It was a bit of a revolution, wasn't it? Or it could be looked at in that way, at least.
But Tenryuu along with many other "old-fags" pressed their heel. But a little bit of that spice still goes on.
>>679749507
Didn't count, but the time they last usually differs a lot.
Honestly for all I know it could be 15 minutes while it could also be 45
>>679749014
Hail.
>>679749646
Hey Galko. Whats new?
>>679749646
Booby brother.
>>679749509
Fml, just reread it.
I am tarded.
>>679749119
I demand memes
>>679749246
>>679749357
Night
>>679749423
Hi
>>679749857
Hi
>>679750141
Good meme friend
Rize Claimed Faggets. Get your shit together boys and quit posting beta waifus
>>679750082
>>679750141
>>679750295
>>679749949
Not much. Probably going to stay up too late again.
>>679749992
Up to anything?
>>679750307
>beta
>not even a mid tier waifu
>>679750482
>>679749491
karen you're too sweet, thank you, it means a lot
>>679749509
no!!! lol, im just saying, you don't get a lot of female interaction in basic so any kind is good kind, but i was training in that field before the military kek
>>679750573
Top Tier.
>>679749357
Goodnight love
>>679750573
Oh fuck is faggot Yuno back already?
>>679749676
In a way, yeah. Although not entirely intended.
They may have taken it away, but it's nothing we can't reclaim!
>>679750573
>>679750765
I just find it funny to see Yuno call someone's waifu shit tier
>>679750557
Playing a game called Hex Empire, just a small little turn based strategy game but its entertaining as fuck.
>>679750765
>Oh fuck is the real Yuno back
Yes, you sound scared fuckboii.
>>679751070
Yeah you're real...
>>679751105
Aerith claimed
(not a Robot)
>>679750155
Hey Shinoa!
>>679750557
Haha me too. I have a day off tomorrow though.
>>679750728
Thanks, most people agree that Yuno is top tier/god tier.
Claim
>>679750942
It looks pretty neat.
>>679750921
I have to agree with Dio here.
>>679751243
I do, too. I promised I would talk to Megumin more tonight, so I'll probably be here for a while.
>>679751350
>most poeple (citation needed)
Dropping by to stake my claim and say goodnight
Also leaving with the usual survey
What's your favorite drink?
Alcoholic, I mean.
>>679751324
>gay
>saves pics of men.
>>679750837
>it's nothing we can't reclaim!
I agree...
Well, you'd have to have a couple of pairings involved all at once. Around this time would be best.
>>679751618
A white russian
>>679751657
What's gay about that? you fucking faggot
>>679751618
Goodnight Renge.
>I don't drink
>>679751618
Don't drink
>>679751618
never drank alcohol kek, so obligatory gatorade or cream soda
>>679751600
See >>679750728
>>679751105
made me kek
>>679751600
>>679751324
oh shit
>>679751618
no drinko alcholol
>>679751794
>>679751801
>>679751802
>>679751887
What the fuck guys
This is why we can't have nice things
>>679751618
>can't drink
>>679751618
Even I don't drink
>>679751858
>>679751924
>under 21
>>679751243
What's happening?
>>679751924
Sorry I don't want to destroy my liver
>>679749765
No i mean from the start of the first to the end of the last
>>679751924
ahahahaa, i just never had the desire too lol and yes im above 21
>>679751618
Dr.Pepper of course and night dude
>>679751618
Captain and Coke
>>679751924
I don't drink anything except water desu
why are ohayos the best thing ever?
>>679752138
they dont
>>679752021
>>679752052
>under 21 ^
>>679752106
I don't just binge drink, I'll just have a glass of wine with dinner or some shit
Damn son
>>679751707
>>679752189
Thanks for making me not feel like a goddamn alcoholic for having a beer every now and then
>>679751618
>>679751618
Piña Colada.
>>679752138
Well I know it was when the claw asked "so who wants to bake thread?" and I replied with "you" then he said "no, you" and I said "ok then" so it's probably like 4-5 hours ago
maybe 3
maybe 6
I realy don't give too much attention to time during weekends
>>679752398
Now that's gay
Bubblehead nurse claimed
>>679752368
>having a beer
You are an alcoholic.
Drinking piss just to get some ALC is pretty low.
>>679751556
Yeah I was chatting with Megumin last night. Wonder when our explosion master will stop by
>>679752064
Not too much. Playing some PS4. Hoping someone shows up in this thread I haven't heard from in awhile. (hopefully they take the hint)
>>679752608
I see someone has never actually tasted good beer
>>679752156
I'm just saying
>Dio
>>679752539
And drinking piss is straight?
sachi claim
>>679752156
Oops didn't see alcohol and i'm under 21 and I don't plan on fucking my body up anytime soon
>>679752731
Because they don't exist.
Obligatory claim.
>These threads move faster than my wife after the divorce
>>679752961
>>679752731
Top kek
>>679749014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJxdIXgMGAI
>>679752648
Probably in a couple of hours, if I had to guess.
>>679753003
Hey there Handman.
>>679753003
Hey!
>kek
>>679752961
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
>>679752946
whoo!!!! i make way for all the hydraulic fluid i drink
>>679753003
that joke makes me sad, but is also pretty funny... hi hand kun! how do you do?
>>679753003
now I get it
>>679752818
Dr.pepper is awesome man.
>>679752492
Thanks for the answer dio. But i gotta say. Your waifus no speedwagon or joseph
>>679751999
How many times did it take for you to get trips?!
>>679753152
>PissStone on the rocks.
Kek
I'm tired rip
>>679751999
>witnessed
>>679753399
Double dubs, nice
>>679753343
>affordable
>sharable
>FUCKING SMOOTH
>gets you wasted
10//10
>>679753376
rest in bed mugi, i hope you have dreams about telecasters
Pats here
>>679753376
Rip Mugi.
Have a nice sleep.
>>679753376
goodnight moogs
>>679753650
>pats head
how are you doing tonight??
>>679753321
Do you remember how many singles you have rolled in your life?
>>679753123
Heyo Galko.
>>679753147
Hey hey hey.
>Not joking
>>679753179
Don't be sad, she's dead now.
Doing good, you?
>>679753267
She got it too.
>>679751999
now that I think of it, this is my greatest "check em" pic
>>679753805
>>679753973
I achieved a rather powerful get myself, Lord Dio.
>>679753518
Ah, there's the problem.
I don't drink to get wasted, and when I do drink I drink something that tastes good. Not like carbonated piss.
>>679751999
>>679752052
>>679752946
You guys telling me that you've never had a drink underage? Wtf.
How old are you kids?
>>679753951
not nobody is getting that child support kek, im doing fine mr hand, what'chu up to tonight?
>>679754139
I'm 24, the most i've had is a sip of wine
>>679753003
Hello
>>679753179
Oh shit
>>679753650
Sylvie!
>>679754289
same here, except it was champagne
>>679754139
it has nothing to do with legal issues or something about "fucking up my health" I've jsut always been a cleanfag for no apparent reasons
>>679754197
>Implying I want kids
No wonder she left so quickly.
Glad to hear it, man. Just some Mad Max and chest pains. Aside from that it's been boring.
>>679754290
Heyo, friendo. What's up.
>>679754139
20, dad and I used to share liquor when I was a bit younger.
>>679754139
almost 20
>I wasn't a cool kid
I had a beer with my Dad when I was 15 but it was a shitty beer.
>>679753650
>pats
>>679753123
I will probably still be here... I really dont get enough sleep... kek
>>679753951
Thats messed up friend. Sorry if I offended you or anything. I didnt mean to
>>679754290
kek, gotta drink something right?
>>679754538
chest pains? do you know if that's anything serious?? also nice movie
>>679754120
Pretty impressive, I'll admit it.
>>679753783
Good as always thanks, how about you?
>>679754139
Shinoa!
>>679754549
>mmm Galko pats
>>679754139
My first time drinking I over did it and spent the night french kissing the toilet. Lesson learned, don't go overboard kiddos
>>679754289
I drank a can of beer when I was 4 years old thinking it was pepsi. was a fun morning
>>679754484
my nigga
Goodnight niggas. Go have a drink.
>>679754567
Kek, I gotta remember that sarcasm is difficult to detect on text. My bad.
>Was actually joking, no worries
>I'd never marry a woman anyway, kek.
>They're basically living financial death sentences.
What you up to, friend?
>>679754762
Anything serious? Don't really know, might check with a doctor later. I don't know.
Thank you, hands have learned quite the fiddle diddle over the years.
What you up to?
>>679754924
Heyo, Ruri.
>>679754810
im glad!! im doing fine, pretty bland weekend though, you got anything goin on sunday???
>>679754810
>>679754290
Missed a reply
>And by french kissing the toilet I meant throwing up, just wanted to clarify
>>679754924
Nig
>>679754567
I'll probably end up passing out around 4, that's the longest I can go without coffee normally.
>>679753951
How have things been?
>>679754924
Hi Ruri.
>>679753003
>>679753951
>>679754538
>>679755006
Was about to say.
>wife
>you
>>679755006
i would, chest pains you don't fuck around with, i have some guy at work who's going all the way to san antonio to get his chest pains checked out, only thing i have is sternum pops
>>679754538
All good. Just playing some M&B. You?
>>679754139
Almost 20 and I got drunk when I was two. At least by what parents told me what they saw
>>679754762
Something that won't wreck your stomach homie
>>679754810
What's up man?
>>679755055
Lol
>>679755448
lol, it's just cancer
>>679755006
Oh. I got you now. Was kinda worried for a second there... Im just playing some PS4. Sitting around. Same old. You?
>>679755205
Im about the same. Not a big coffee fan though. Stuff gives me stomachaches.
>>679755302
>Inb4 rant about how much better men are
I'll spare y'all of it. If I married a woman, I'd be dead. How's the milk going? Smokehouse done yet?
>>679755328
I'll probably just procrastinate it to the point where I just die from heart failure in my sleep, no worries. Appreciate the concern though.
>>679755448
Listening to some music while evaporating into a fine mist, glad to hear you're just relaxing.
>>679755628
What are ya playing?
>Listening to music and shriveling away
>>679754289
It's Coolio, drinking isn't special
>>679754484
Same, I don't do drugs. Drug free is the way to be.
>>679754538
>>679754549
Ah. Drinking isn't cool. I hope wasn't giving the wrong impression.
>>679754810
Kek, I had a few before I went overboard once. I tried to show my brother I could drink half a bottle of 100 proof Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
I did... then I was asleep for the rest of the day. Woke up feeling like shit.
Who would've guessed we're all in our 20s.
>>679754909
>>679755448
Kek, my grandparents used to drink beer a lot and when we visited my brothers shared a can, we were like 8 or so at the time.
>>679755448
shiiit, i need to reinstall mount and blade!!!!!
>>679755846
.i hope you'll get it checked out, just to be safe
>>679755006
Heyo, Hand buddy.
>>679755097
Hmm?
>>679755205
Hey there, Galko.
Hope you're doing alright.
>>679755146
Literally perfect.
>>679755846
Got 4 more jugs today, smokehouse is almost done.
>>679756131
I don't know why but I find this picture in particular to be incredibly weird
>>679755628
Coffee is ok, as long as it's not black coffee.
I might make some later if I really have to.
>>679756109
I'm doing okay. How are you?
>>679756131
that milk looks really creamy!
>>679755614
Fuck dude..
>>679755846
Yeah it's nice
>>679755895
I got drunk from a bit more than half a bottle from what parents told me lol
>>679755941
Nigga you should! OR I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
>>679756366
It's milk tho
>>679755895
Well yeah, it's happy juice that kills you faster. I don't really drink the stuff myself.
>>679756101
Eh, we'll see what happens.
>>679756109
What ya up to?
>>679756131
4 more jugs? That should last until sundown, the cows won't suspect a thing.
Nice, hope it gets done soon.
>her pants bug me
>they always look semi-undone and unnecessarily baggy
>OCD overdrive
>>679756578
Glad to hear it, buddy.
>>679755205
>I didn't see this reply
Things have been going alright, just got back from a 3 day vacation. Was okay.
Things been good for you?
>>679756553
Only the best.
>>679756578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ_E5SC1OB0
>>679755846
MGS V. Its just mildly rage inducing...
>>679756531
Some coffee is okay. Personally I prefer energy drinks
>>679756741
your hand looks really smooth, post more
>>679756578
We talking bottles.
>>679756741
>kills you faster
Nope not really. Alcohol is actually a part of a healthy diet. Not they way most people drink it though. In moderate amounts it promotes heart health.
>>679756531
I'm alright, drinking tea right now, hehe.
How about you?
>>679756741
Just browsing around and watching TV, yourself?
>>679756918
I've never played a single Metal Gear Solid game in my life, it looks rage inducing though.
>>679757081
>hand blush
As you wish.
>>679757085
I don't mean in moderate amounts, kek. I'd become an alcoholic if I started drinking that stuff.
>>679757211
Anything good on right now?
Not much on my front, might go to sleep soon.
