trips decides what to do with my friends phone
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trips decides what to do with my friends phone
Cum on it
>>679736841
this
Shove it up your ass
Smash it with a hammer
>>679736690
rub your ballsack on the screen
>>679736926
This
Absolutely nothing
cum on your friends face and record it with his phone
murder your friend, slice open his stomach and place it inside.
>>679736690
i used to cum inside ur friends phone
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
Give it to me, like any good friend would.
lick it faggot post pics
take a dump on the phone. use your thumb to make an indentation in said shit. then ejaculate into it. mix together and then the ejaculate/shit combination.
Put an egg on it
give it away to the homeless
cum on it and record it with the phone. upload it here
give it to someone random on the street, a homeless or something, idk
>>679736690
not an iphone throw that copycat shit in the trash
take a picture of your face and show your post it so we can make fun of it
>>679737311
ding
>>679736690
Slap your cock all over it and take pics. Then send him the picks in a week or two.
Give it back to him
put it up your ass
nothing
drop it
>Open camera
>Take a few hundred selfies
>Slow mo video of you fapping
>More selfies
>Slow mo video of you cumming on your face
>more selfies
sharpie in pooper
check em
take a shit on it and smear ur shit all over the phone, give it back like that
Microwave it
Give it back Jamal
>>679737680
THIS
-face cumming
>>679737680
Rolling
Get its charger head, dip it in water and then connect it into the wall with your wet, bare hand. Fucking faggot.
roll it
down a cliff
>>679736690
Give him the phone back
>>679736690
jizz on it
>>679737680
Do this nigger
lick it
Plug it into a wall in the bathroom and then make it your new bath bomb. Die, nigger
piss on it
Put it in your asshole and present it to him
>>679737996
agree
Steal it and sell it, and then never talk to your friend again.
>>679738099
dubs checked
do it
>>679738099
Winrar!
>>679738197
wat?
Upload nudes get
>>679738197
Do you not know what trips are newfag
>>679738197
it said TRIPS you inbread fuck
>>679737311
Investigate 311
>>679736690
i found your ip faggot
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>679737311
Do it or burn it
>>679738512
just burn it
Gutter stomp it
>>679736690
Shove it up your mother's ass.
>>679738411
Investigate 411
>>679736690
stick it up your butt
>>679738562
burn like the kikes
>>679736690
cum on it
>>679738782
rolling
smear some poop on the screen
>>679738782
pls
Put it on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
>>679738782
so close
Dump in toilet
>>679738767
burn like the JEWS
>>679738782
jack off on it
>>679738951
yes
>>679738825
roll
>>679738937
kike means JEW you fucking retard, fucking end yourself
>>679736690
microwave it
>>679737680
It's annoying af to erase each individual picture.
>Roll
>>679736690
jack off on it
>>679739068
Kike is actually used against Hebrews
You fucking retard
clean it
>>679739186
roll
Reset it
>>679736690
Use his phone to get him into as much trouble with others as possible. Then, take out any of the toxic components of the phone and use them to fuck your shit up like the piece of shit you are.
>>679739436
Roll
>>679739436
Roll
>>679737335
This
microwave it
>>679738098
is this real,i don't want to download if it is some weird shit or virus
Eat the battery
>>679739668
>>679739554
so close...
>>679737335
this
Put pic related as the background, and also text the picture to all his friends in his address book
If it's password protected, then go to the hood and hand it to a random nigger and say its a free phone
>>679739700
This
>>679736841
this
>>679739554
So close
>>679736841
roll
>>679739700
Eat it, Eat it!!
>>679736690
Bend it.
Charge it to 100% and leave it there for him.
>>679739989
9999 gET
Pound it with a hammer
>>679739811
roll
>>679736690
change the homescreen to a picture of your testicles
>>679740069
This
Blend it
>>679739811
rollin
Shove up dick
>>679740147
This
>>679740039
roll
In the pooper
>>679739811
rolling for this
>>679736690
Put it in ur ass
record your suicide on it
Give it back at your next opportunity
>>679739811
YES
>>679736690
taking too long first one to hit dubs gets to choose
>>679740039
God dammit we will make this happen. That man needs his phone at FULL POWAH!
>>679736690
set it on fire
>>679740406
you're not op, you don't make the rules.
>>679736690
Take screen cap of app short cuts/folders on home page. Carefully crop to correct screen size/dimensions. Now rearrange all his app short cuts/folders randomly on homepage.
Finally, set the cropped screen cap as the wallpaper/background image of the homepage.
>>679736690
Break it.
In the butt
put up popper
>>679740489
Re roll
>>679736690
Download furry porn off the fucker.
>>679740489
Plz
Take tons of nudes of yourself on it from different angles. Or shit on it.
>>679740562
This
>>679740626
This
>>679736690
cum on it
>>679740729
yes
>>679737680
rolling
>>679738485
why you post her personal info?
thats no cool
Record yourself beating off then send it to everyone
swallow it so you die nigger
>>679737335
this
Use it to praise the Lord Jesus Christ
>>679737335
YES
destroy it with a hammer OP
Steal it.
>>679740996
Praise him op
In the pooper
>>679741001
someone needs to fucking roll trips holy shit lmao
>>679741098
Rrrrrrrollllllling 4 Jesus
>>679740996
>>679740039
This is it. One more time. Then I give up. Clearly it isn't meant to be, but I will try once more. For full power.
>>679741133
Tell me about it
Also, eat the battery
>load it with pizza
>call fbi
>be there to comfort girlfriend
>sex
>move in
>visit friend in pokey
>tell him "i fucked your girl"
>leave and never return
its a 6 month plan but it should work out...
Throw it out The window screaming allahu akbar, while filming
Cum and shit on it
>>679740626
this
>>679741112
close friendo
>>679741370
I know
Eat the battery
bite it in half
>>679741282
yes
>>679736690
take a shit on the phone
>>679741281
rolling for
Go throw it at a niggers head and record it
Blend it
>>679741021
Reroll
eat it whole
pull up incest porn , wank, cum on it, give it to a female friend/relative of said friend and say friend wanted them to have it. Instead of giving to them, you can try to sell online with what you did to it
>>679741465
and film
stick it up your ass
>>679741623
Yes
>>679736841
Rolling for this
microwave it and eat it
So many off by ones it's insane
>>679740729
>16
pls just fucking roll trips ffs
holy fuck someone roll trips please
>>679741805
This
>>679741738
do it
>>679741623
Roll
>>679741281
do eet
>>679741805
Do it
glue it to the floor at a local store
Cut it in half with an axe
>>679739679
nah its a virus fam
>>679741915
yes
Rerolling for this lmao
microwave it and eat the remains
Cum on it
>>679736690
do nothing m8,we are not evil people who destroy other mans property.
>>679742083
roll
Bake it in the oven
>>679736690
Forward all calls to sexline
Chop it up
>>679741021
Break it
>>679741983
too late m8 i already downloaded it.
bite it in half
Just leave it there bro, would you be happy if someone fucked with your phone?
Light it on fire
>>679742332
FUCK
Commit suicide while recording it
snap it in half and put it exactly where it was
Pretend to hand it to your friend and when you are about to give it to them, immediately slam it hard against a nearby wall to try to break the phone
This better be trips
Chuck it in the toilet, piss on it. Take it out
Place in microwave for 20 seconds, place it on chopping board, cut it into bits. Place on pan on stove for 15 seconds. Put it on plate. Pour mustard sauce on the phone or what's left of it. Then eat some and go around and offer people some
do nothing
Ejaculate and evacuate
>>679742460
This
>>679736690
>Set CP as lock screen.
>Encyrpt
>Put PIN.
>Give to police "Found this on the street"
>Start national controversy
>Profit
Wipe the storage clean including SD card, factory reset phone
>>679736690
Throw it at a girls face
>>679737680
Kek. Rolling
Record yourself sitting on it. Then rub with dick
>>679742487
pls
open up the back and jerk off into it
Microwave it for 3 minutes
>>679742593
cum on it
>fuck his mom
>film on phone
>rub phone all over his mom's pussy
>hand it back to him next day
>say nothing, just wait
send it to me
Lick it. It'll be proper gross you know where it's been.
>>679742644
WINRAR
>>679742644
winrar
change the clock so it is behind by 5 mintues
>>679742644
WINRAR
>>679742644
WINRAR
>>679742644
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
Shit on it
>>679742563
take a shit on it and record it.
cover it in marshmallow fluff, peanut butter, jelly, then top it off with mayo
>>679742705
truly evil
Cum behind battery cover
>>679736690
gimmme a sec i promise i will deliver
>>679742796
you better
>>679742690
>>679742693
>>679742715
>>679742723
>>679742751
Please explain how >>679742644 is trips you fucking spastics?
Delivrawr op!
>>679742644
we have a winrar!
op here
not gonna deliver lol
>>679742705
yes
>>679742877
see>>679742563
you downy fuck
>>679742877
Exactly what I'm wondering...
>>679742877
Nice b8
>>679739811
roll
>>679742644
this isnt trips you fucking meeparonis
Op is faggot. Phone in pooper
>>679742999
WINRAR
>>679742999
Fuck you
>>679742999
nice trips
>>679743036
Rooollll
>>679742999
but this is
>>679742999
IT IS NOW!
>>679742999
shit in that case microwave it and eat it
Find nudes on it. Post em.
>>679742999
trips confirm it
>>679742999
The one time we get trips
Fuck my life
>>679738485
people still do this?
>>679742999
Check'd
bite in in half
>>679736690
Get your friend really drunk. Leave him passed out in a ditch. In the meantime, seduce his mother, build up trust etc. Have sex with her. Take a picture of her pussy on his phone. Go back to your friend. Before you put his phone in his pocket, change the contact name Dad to Katherine. Go home. Sleep. He'll ask you what happened the next day. Tell him he left you to hook up with some hot girl called Katherine. He'll see the pucture. He'll assume the picture is of her. He'll send his Dad a picture of his dick. Tell him the picture is of his mother
OP what's taking so long? We all know you only last 20 seconds hurry up fgt
>>679743479
Rolling x10000
bite in as hard as you can and then leave it there
bite it as hard as you can
Use it to take a picture of you sucking his dick and post it here.
Take a dump on it and take a pic
>>67974303
rollll
>>679736690
Take it and show it so far up your ass that it won't come out.
>>679744265
*shove
>>679744334
*Shovel
>>679736690
Clean the screen
>>679742999
No perhaps they aren't trips...
But these are quads.
>>679744408
*shuvel
Leave your cockprint on it
>>679744408
Shropshire
>>679744531
*Shutvel
>>679744581
*Erihsorhs
>>679736690
insert it into your rectum.
Put it between your asscheeks and then walk 10 yards.
>>679739811get
In the pooper
Post it here
>>679744798
*1000 yards
>>679744797
*Urethra
>>679744945
This
>>679744945
Get
>>679744945
Reroll
>>679739811
trips for this plz
>>679736690
gonna give it back to him like this
Cum in the headphone slot
