Faces of /b/ thread continued, get on in here my people both old and new!
I miss my Mohawk. Shaved it off last week.
>>679732302
that's a shame, you're one of the only if not the only person i've ever seen in my life that looks really good with a mohawk
>>679732039
I swear you are reusing this one my nig
it looks good tho
>that gang sign
>>679732302
Oops sideways.
>>679732039
>>679732397
Damn thanks.
hello again
>>679732039
You look like a giant faggot
>>679732422
i am lol. ive gotten lazy, next one will be a fresh pic though. that was just my cross faded attempt at a peace sign or something, i dont really remember the last few days hence why im cooling it on the drogas tonight
>>679732708
elaborate? or are you just spewing directionless anger and hate that stem from your own insecurities?
>>679732680
Elliot Rodgers / 10
Once again
>>679732039
hey man, doing a great job keeping these going.
ppreciate ya
>>679732848
is your name maya madrigal? did we hook up after you graduated in the stairwell?
>>679732867
thanks mate, any time
rate
>>679732827
heh, well I smiled
>>679732940
nope
>>679732039
>>679732808
Nah man you just have that face. My girlfriend agrees, it's just with the semi kempt hair, bushy eyebrows, and I'm not gonna keep boring because that's gay.
/b/ isn't /soc/ you fuck.
>>679733005
that's a shame, youre pretty
>>679732039
looks like you're boyfriend came in your left eye, and now you can't get it unstuck.
r8 me
Here we go again.
>>679733079
>my girlfriend agrees
ok buddy
>>679733128
Kek
>>679732302
>just hangin out at dave & busters, lookin at girls... school just got out, so things are really about to heat up.
>>679733128
oh, common misconception but that's not actually what is occurring. im glad we communicated and have since cleared that up!
>>679733257
>>679733128
>>679733079
>>679732708
the samefag is unreal
>>679732517
... i cam hear to roast people, but you're actually just adorable. love your decour.
>>679733225
Don't really need to prove it online m8.
She agrees that >>679732302 is cute tho
>>679732039
enough of these self-worshipping faggot fests. get over yourselves you vain fucks.
>>679732039
>roast me
also, roll trips and I'll pull that shit out of my nostril
>>679733365
>>679733257 (You) #
>>679733128 #
>>679733079 (You) #
>>679732708 (You) #
the samefag is unreal
Mostly yeah
>>679733387
Why, thank you. I'm happy when people like my painting.
>>679733423
Agreed
>>679733225
ya look good op, a cute face and some good glasses lad. def a dude to just hang with.
>>679733105
Thx!
>>679732039
Fucking retards, time stamp bitches.
>>679733441
there's no point. we could roast you until the end of time but the other half of your face would be uncooked
whats up?
>>679732848
Breddy cude
>>679732039
Holy shit is OP the guy that failed at shooting up a store/killing self?
>pic related
>>679733654
im amazed people get that from looking at me on a consistent basis. i guess i just dont have any intense parts about me, like a chin strap or a shaved side of my head that gives off a party vibe. id kick it with you too anon, cheers
>>679733698
this isnt a camwhore thread. did you lose your 4chan tour guide bud? you seem a little bit new to be in this part of town
>>679733701
roll trips to roll it over faggot
>>679732680
What the fuck is your hair doing? it looks like it's trying to claw it's way off your head, like it doesn't want to be associated with your face.
>>679733810
lol no, im just white, have glasses and a terrible haircut. did fail to kill myself though, youre not far off
>>679733515
>allahu akbar/10
>>679733863
observe my trips
>>679732680
how fuckin big can one upper lip be? need protractors and formulas and a team of scientists to calculate that slope.
>>679733950
I have no idea, it's weird today. Probably the wind or something
>>679734039
damn, good looking dude. what do you do to make your skin so clear like that? nothing flashy or in your face, modest good looks. respectable as fuck anon, were proud of you
>>679733383
I'm hoping your the fat bearmode one and not the skinny gay looking one
>>679732039
Okay, so I'm 75% sure I watched you put a shotgun in your mouth on Periscope, listened to a police scanner talking about you, and watched you cry when someone mentioned your cat.
And I'm not even mad you didn't kill yourself, but for the simple fact that you made me download that piece of shit app for nothing and I was late to work the next day because you bullshitted us until 3am.
And fuck it, it's a face thread.
>>679734120
i love you bi guy, but holy shit im dead
>>679732848
i went on a date with a girl, and she gave anal when i took her home. do you give anal on the first date.
>>679734063
heck, I'd even settle for dubs, but you're just hopeless there
keep trying
>>679733383
guy on the right is just your every day SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKING BEAST FROM THE DEPTHS OF CTHULUS BEACH HOUSE
other guy is the human embodiment of those fish from spongebob
>>679732848
you look like you secretly sing lisa loeb in the shower
>>679734120
haha, you got me on that one
>>679733259
That's an outdoor bar in Key West but okay.
>>679734151
I like your beard anon
>>679732517
oh hey nigga thanks for showin up! youre gonna have to explain your ardent fascination with beavis and butthead though, were on the edge of our seats wondering
>>679734183
Nah, it ain't the same guy. OP looks like more of a faggot than the periscope dude. Hope he still kills himself though.
>>679732974
doofy/10. you don't got an adam's apple, that's the whole adam's fruitbasket.
Sup
>>679733008
jim from the office lookin-ass nigga
>>679734151
>>679733008
youre going through some shit, i see it in your eyes. cheer up my man, if there's anything you need advice or help on i got you
>>679734187
bruh this thread is alot roastier than the other 1 just perfect
roast my ass bois
>am i doing the gang signs right op?
>>679733008
i didn't know they still ran hitler's youth programs.
>>679733171
all i see is ketchup and mustard
>>679733171
"Dave's not here, man."
>>679734183
I like your yard.
>>679734183
that wasnt me, im no pussy. when i tried to kill myself i just fucking did it because i wasnt doing it for attention like the cucks who whine on here
>>679734414
>curry nigger/10
>>679734454
this kid has been so mad all thread for no reason :'D
>>679734474
if i come to sweden will you let me fuck you in the ass and jerk your cock off?
>>679735003
>throwbackthursday to the periscope suicide guys
>>679733008
>Bazinga
I'm a dad.
>>679733517
>>679733365
you're the only samefag here, retard
>>679734352
>checks Lisa Loeb on youtube
>Stay is now stuck in my head
fuck.
>>679734414
you seem young and quiet, not a bad looking guy. you seem like that kid i would try to invite to parties and what not but you would always turn it down because you were too shy. i feel for you anon
>>679735176
*pic related
Me in larp shit. This is the only photo I have of me.
>>679735173
Lol oops. I'm a dad with upside down pictures, apparently
>>679735173
cool as fuck dad, cool as fuck kids
dream family/10
>>679734656
I'm 31, I've run boats on the ocean my whole life, I was on 4chan masturbating to pornography with asians shooting milk out of their ass on eachother long ago.
I'd love to take you out on the ocean and see how.................hard u are. Also so that I could emotionally and physically destroy you, you look soft.
I look 12 and what is this
>>679735097
I dont think my bf whould like that
>>679732039
filthy frank lookin' faggottttttttttttttttttttttt
>>679734474
How's the gender transition treating you?
>>679735176
>>679735256
cant tell if bait or actually that stupid
>>679735173
Vsauce, Michael here.
>>679734836
That yard cost thirty fucking thousand dollars. And it's not mine, this was Easter at my Dad's house.
>>679734454
I WANT BLOOD
>>679735267
also don't ban me for under-aged you fucks. I'm 20
>>679735267
i feel like you werent born, someone just picked you off a berry bush and you grew into what you are now
>>679735207
You say... I only hear what i want to...
>>679735318
Hey thanks.
>>679735334
wtf did i just read dude lmao
>>679735386
>>679735267
You look like some kind of pansexual nymph/sprite/nature spirit and honestly it's breddy creepy.
>>679735386
this is /b/ now haha
this was a good return visit
rate
>>679735173
you put you're baby's face on /b/?!? you're the worst russian muslim extremist dad ever.
>>679735422
b-but
you still would though right? i mean its not like youre gonna marry that fuck, and theres a guy coming all the way from sweden to fuck you. im surprised no was even something you considered
>>679735526
WHAT? get naked
thread should be called narcissistic faggots of /b/
Rate me and my new hat /b/
>>679735509
>thirty fucking thousand dollars
>>679735598
treat them right! dont be too hard, dont be too soft, and dont molest them. then they wont turn out shitty like i almost did
>>679735334
Puts out cuck ads online for niggers to come fuck his wife in Backwoods, County, USA and then butchers niggers in the tool shed out back and makes stew he then eats because he believes nigger flesh makes him stronger. Also feeds the remains to his dogs.
>>679734656
op respond i took a new picture just for this thread
>>679735526
I don't think anyone thought that, you look at least 30.
>>679735334
HAHAHAHAHA GOLD
>>679735631
this is the best response yet dawg, everyone wants to fuck you its hysterical
>>679732039
Go ahead and judge.
>>679735941
lmao the roast is way too real
>>679735659
timestamp or i dont believe it, but 9/10. you are that majestic kind of beautiful you rarely see
>>679735659
Filters/10
I hate when girls do shit like that.
>>679735482
Eh its slow
>>679735651
Return? What?
>>679735910
Thanks for the tips?
They wrote on the walls today while I played Destiny. I didn't even punish them, and I let my wife clean it off.
I promise I won't molest them. I am into women.
>>679735866
WERE YOU A CHEF AT A SCHOOL CALLED CARLBROOK BRIEFLY BEFORE IT SHUT DOWN? RICHARD IS THAT YOU YOU WALRUS MOTHER FUCKER? YOU WORKED AT A KFC OR SOMETHING BEFORE CARLBROOK???
>>679735957
it is OP, i am respond
>>679735866
chocolate bar/10
Would fuck agian -IGN
>>679735983
i know man, and unfortunately none of them have been fem-anons as of yet
>just my luck
>>679736219
good man. theyll turn out great
>>679736095
>ls
>>679736092
she broke with me yesterday
sad blonde loser reporting in
>>679735861
same guy every time
>>679735941
>spook gets near my wife
>I ain't binnin dat knife
>>679734434
I grew up watching them. I thought they were the coolest white boys when I was in 4th or 5th grade
>>679735941
dogs don't eat niggers
>>679735557
I don't know how to take that
>>679735650
This is way worse than when people call me 12
>>679735965
fucking good. If only LCBO thought that and didn't have to bring the manager out when I try to buy drinks
>>679735881
I'm salty af about it. We flip houses and I'm in charge of financials, and he goes to sell his residence and he puts almost 15% of the home's value into yardwork, without enhancing curb appeal.
>>679736353
Is... what?
>>679736394
ive never seen it, i really need to. how old are you anyway? i can never get a read on flips or hawaiians, which i think you are one of the two
>>679736356
i see u in these thread alot
im a big fan of your work
>>679734730
Lol I'm just sitting around my house man cut me some slack
>>679735267
I'd hate fuck your throat. Then analize you relentlessly for hours.
>>679735724
>Russian Muslim
Is that like a skinny fat person?
>>679736554
Guess. I'm flip.
>>679736356
hello darkness my old friend
you do look good tho, and we're all dead on the inside.
>>679736527
maybe thats just something hes passionate about, its more important than the money to him.
>>679736356
If I wasn't married and you even remotely feigned some interest in having sex, I'd do something to end up back at your house, with or without chemical coercion
I'd do something to get you back into the moment, into reality, like a crushed up toot of ice or caffeine or whatever, something to liven up that memory
Then I'd just savagely hate fuck you with my normal sized penis, but, I'd choke you and physically dominate you while forcing you down and simultaneously humiliating you with diminutive hate filled shaming.
>this is the fat powerful fish dude
>>679736671
21? 23?
>>679735256
My other 1/4 tbh, you get me
its
4.40 am and im lying in a dark ass room
>>679736533
is the most beautiful woman i 've ever met
>>679736805
Kek thanks. I'm 30
>>679736755
i think im in love with you
im not the girl or the guy, but you are the shit and i hope you dont leave my thread
10:43am gmt + 8
Fucken sunday already
>>679736755
i'm into femdom and skeleton boys
lol
sorry doll
>>679736567
thank u <3
and yeah
i need to do things besides get Frcked up n post on image boards
;_;
>>679736698
<3
do you like shoegaze?
>>679736527
Holy fuck. You ever had sex in a house before it was sold?
>>679736357
same narcissistic faggot rate threads
>>679735861
Kek, they keep calling me the samefag
>not realizing this many people agree that posting selfies is stupid
>>679736818
nationality?
>>679734414
Cute. Wanna exchange some dickpics?
>>679737058
dutch
>>679736917
also that was really great
im gonna screencap it and look @ it when i'm sad
>>679735866
>les claypool on the spectrum/10
>>679734656
SHOW YOUR TEETH
>>679734414
Pajeet, please go.
>>679736581
Ahaha like 3/10 man. Did you just have a fucking stroke or something
>>679736998
never really listened to it b4.
but it sounds pretty ethereal, thanks, I have nothing to listen to these days.
>>679737122 was meant for >>>679736755
>>679736834
You'er being a giant fucking try hard faggot right now you know that right? You aren't getting any pussy tonight.
>>679736818
Chia pet with a dirt stache
>>679736581
Portuguese/10
>>679737025
Oh all the time. A lot of them, we hold onto for a year. Most renovations take anywhere from 3-6 months, since we're doing multiples at a time. But after a year, we don't have pay income tax on the profit, just capital gains. Adds right up.
So at any given time, we have 3-4 fully ready houses just sitting until we pass the year mark, so may as well use them.
My body can be found elsewhere
>>679736945
Not gonna roast you, you look chill
>>679737156
bruh my days of being a teeth slut are over
>>679736998
Well you know, I kind of lied about the hint of feigned interest part.
I was around trolling for puss back when getting some chick lit and annihilating her wasn't a fuckin hate crime raping.
I'd just let you get blacked out and hit you up with a roofie coolada or something if you weren't quite there and then follow you home and call up a few of my deck hands and gang rape you.
>>679737322
ty fam
>>679735267
You look like a demon that tried to take on the form of a child to befriend and eventually molest other children, but you couldn't quite transform all the way.
>>679737248
ouch, i was expecting compliments
>>679736998
if u like skeleton boys u must liek this guy
>>679737384
Congrats for sounding like a tool
>>679736022
>that stupid fucking haircut
BOY OHRDORS O' TEH PEEKY BLOINDAZ
>>679732517
You seem like a real chill grill. Would bang
>>679736945
cool shirt, man
hey guys
>>679732039
I'm at work bout to leave and go to my car and master bait while in still in wifi range in sat night. Yah in a low life bitch wassup /b/
>>679737589
Why, thank you, stranger!
go soft on me /b/
>>679737498
>4chan
>posts face of bronzed coke addict with Benjamin Button disease
>expects compliments
>>679737691
Fine mutha fucka
can I eat your cock
>>679737293
>>679736818
Is that you Tyler durden?
>>679737464
But this thread is fucking cancer, and you're cancer. Face threads on /b/ are almost as gay as trap threads. And those are super fucking gay.
And every one of ya'll ugly mother fuckers posting here are gay/cancer/cucks.
All of you are so fucking gay leave
>>679737774
No
I'm strait m8
>>679737643
>literal potato?
>>679737738
Lmao ayy wtf
>>679737738
Rare pepe you strike again.
>>679737694
post knee caps u swine
also cute pic <3
>>679737576
I just don't consider dogging up some shithouse pussy after they're wasted fuckin rape.
If I went to the bar out in Dutch, where I was all god damn winter, and I got wasted and woke up with puss residue on my dick I'd wake up to high fives and laughs all the while I piss my own pants in a post wastefest laughing tantrum.
You know, not that there are any good looking women in Dutch though...........mostly ugly fat white bitches and a few methd out natives that probably have razors in their snatches.
>>679737577
I ended up changing it when in the states
>>679737813
Sorry your ugly man
I hope the trap and YLYL threads have good stuff for you today
>>679737498
That was me.
>>679737756
That wasn't.
But he's right.
You look like that. Leave the internet for a while and wash your fucking face. Shave too.
>>679737888
But I'm femanon babe
let be frindz>>679737888
>>679737813
>complaining about content on /b/
kys normie
>>679737988
damn, nice eyes.
>>679737479
You figured me out. Loli porn just wasn't enough anymore
>>679737136
kek Les Claypool is already on the spectrum as fuck.
>>679737988
Don't let anyone hate on your haircut mate. It is what it is. Seem like a rill cheal d00d
>>679736818
your fuzzy hair looks dumb af
>>679737952
Ty babe so fucking sweet like tart on my nipples
>>679738114
why does this nigga >>679736818
look like zoolander
>>679737694
At least add me on kik: zarabyte
>>679737691
>>679738127
Do it
rate
>>679737988
You look like your 12. That chins so fucking weak, it goes well with the rest of your doll like features.
How much would I have to pay you to suck my cock? Do you do it for free?
>>679738183
wow ur cute
>>679738127
You look very light, I'm a pretty strong dude (I'm not going to fag out and go into stats, because, who would believe it anyway?)
I kind of like that look, I normally like fatter women.
I'd like to hold you one hand on the throat, one hand firmly gripped on your waist while I basically jack myself off with your pussy as I move you up in down in the air on my dick.
>t fat fish dude
>>679738127
Yea I've been on here to long
There are no girls on /b/, show tits with timestamp and I'll believe you
>>679738321
He looks like he hit random while playing Warband tbh.
>>679738332
God damn fucking nip tarts
>>679738365
12 year olds do not have that much facial hair IDIOT.
>>679738361
Cheating on you/10
>>679738127
Dani, this needs to stop.
ho
>>679738352
Extrafaggy. You skinny fit emo ass motherfucker
>>679738262
Yeah i use hairspray, but iets currently like 20 hours ago I used that and then I get this adorable haircut
>>679738352
Shity bracelets/10
>TFW I honestly want to kidnap so many of the small, sheltered, inner city looking people in this thread and make them my slave for a year or so on the boat to harden them up and show them a thing or two about sea pounding fun time, just for the bants
>>679738247
not sure if being whacked on the head qualifies as spectrum
his band sucks tho
>>679737735
>>679737735
"Welcome to my lair-i mean, apartment. apartment is what i said. definitely nooot a rape-dungeon."
>>679738365
I'm gay.... so free but I have standards
>>679738534
best text accompaniment to post ever.
>>679738394
Was that sarcasm you mother fucker? I will disown you
>>679738211
Has a nephew and a son on the way and it's the same kid.
>>679738482
>>679738686
at least he wine and dines ya first.
>>679738330
Hello, Mr. Krinkle
>>679738706
>>679738352
Pathetic.
>>679738714
Kitty/10
>>679738534
Razmatazz
>>679737735
nice ankles, faggot. how do you not know your measurements are? or did you borrow a pair from your asian boy-lover?
>>679738439
Ooo babe u making me squirm in my slacks ;)
>>679738516
thanks
>>679738870
that keeps me up at night
>>679738452
Sry boo maybe next time
>>679732039
>>679738637
This nigga gets it. Primus sucks.
>>679738752
no I loved that picture honestly, and your post.
<3 bb
>>679738466
im dead cuz its true
>>679738627
Captain Rapist
>>679738714
This nigger has a furry shirt on, and image that has fucking derp in the file name (gay faggot shit), and a strangely gay looking trimmed up beard.
Fuck god damn, I want to beat you with a fish billy and leave you in the ice maker motionless while you go completely numb and struggle to breathe from hypothermia, fucking god damn i hate you and i want to see you tortured.
>>679737735
>>679738686
im tired
To night, is prom night
But I am a social autist
Therefore I'm here, fishing for compliments on /b/
You can literally see the sadness in my eyes
>>679739019
Girl version of Eminem/10
Guys butter add me on kik: zarabyte got no one to talk to on it. Not even worried about needing nudes so ...
>>679739196
same
>>679739165
>>679737988
we have enough immigrants from our own continent. fuck right back off to the honkey motherland.
>>679739198
lmao
>to night
did you happen to graduate?
>>679739217
Bait is so week I can't even use a pic related.
>>679738686
believe it or not, it's some dingy tavern, not my lair
>>679739196
>>Pose
>>'I'm tired'
>>Filename
im ahmed and i love flying
Hey folks !
>>679739322
>>679738996
fuckin underage b8 MODS MODS MODS
>>679739081
Michael rapaport/10
>>679739364
How is that improper grammar?
I swear, if this posts sideways
>>679739165
it has normal cats on it, cause I have a cat.
and I only changed the filename to that cause it had my real name in it originally.
also, how is that trimmed? its literally just not shaving or touching it for a while
>>679739539
cuz tonight is one word u dumb fuq
>>679738883
you do realize I'm sitting with my legs crossed, right?
>>679739198
Post your D?
>>679732039
Ugly
>>679732302
Decent
>>679732517
Ugly
>>679732680
Nerd?
>>679732848
Meh, filters are for ugly chicks.
>>679732974
Would get trashed with / 10
>>679733008
Disgusting tbh
>>679733165
Absolute hotty
>>679733171
Steve from Blues Clues, after meth
>>679733383
9/10
>>679733441
What the fuck man.
>>679733515
Actually pretty good looking tbh
>>679733707
Ugly, even for a latino
>>679734039
Pretty average tbh
>>679734183
Wanna fuck? In that hammock.
>>679734414
Ugliest in thread
>>679734656
13? MODS MODS MODS
>>679735173
Cute af
>>679735267
Gross.
>>679735334
Stronk as fuck, would drink with
Not gonna bothing cont'ing because im bored.
>>679739539
Is your destination the night? Look the meaning of to.
>>679739402
>tavern
tapping a keg in your basement doesn't turn it into a tavern.
>>679739109
Thank you, I take pride in my dog memes.
>>679739198
>Grow your hair out and only shave your neck beard off.
>Start wearing shirts that cover most your chest.
>Try not to mention /b to anybody.
>...
>Get laid.
>>679739198
Babe u fine and u know u are come gimme some of dat ;)
>>679739495
fuckin pulled his card m8
>>679739569
toupee hair ass
>>679739675
Okay
>>679736945
a very particular kind of cool
>>679739402
are you old enough to drink?
>>679739606
>i wear a shirt with cats on it because i have cats
are you fuckin gay man?
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>>679739675
all that faggotry but he didn't post his own face
kek
>>679739674
It's been on some rate threads
Pretty decent ratings
>>679739198
wtf? youre good looking as hell you could pull hard
>>679739660
Oh, i'm really excuse me, you're totally right. my bad. all i saw was the ankle, i didn't realize that you've GOT YOUR LEGS CROSSED LIKE A FUCKIN' WOMAN YA MONG
>>679739087
Primus rules
gtfo noob go listen to justin beaver and lady gaga
>>679740003
Nice. Repost here maybe? Thread is about to die in a minute anyway
>>679739675
y-yeah
>>679739970
good one. youre so clever.
someone got me it and I wear it to bed. if that annoys you, you probably have worse problems in life
>>679740019
this nigga thought tonight was two words
no wonder he cant get bitches
>>679739744
I like short hair
I'm in my Sleeping clothes
I try not to mention /b/ to girls
No laid
>>679739802
True. I need a haircut. To lazy to get it done though
