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ITT: We act like civilised human beings until someone gets trips, then we all go apeshit.

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good morning
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>>679708280
good morning
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Bully old Spice, the incumbent editor of this post is of the homosexual persuasion.
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>>679708429

I believe that it is you who are of homosexual persuasion my good chap, and also it may be noted that you have not frequented this website often, and your post only emphasises this fact.
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What a fine day gentleman!
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Sup guys! Who wants to go golfing?
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What a lovely day, how's it going?
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>>679708763
Whilst I believe it was your mother who gleefully called out in between breaths as she performed coitus upon my genitals.
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>>679709289
I might add she is a credit to the negro species.
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The weather is beautiful today, makes me want to go sit by a lake and ponder the state of the world. What's up everyone?
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Good evening my fellow degenerates, how is your day going?
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>>679708029
Hello there OP!

How is your day? Everything is good? I hope so. Because my day was just lovely.
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>>679709506
Fuck you Suzy nigger autistic cunt fag rag diarrhea bag!
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>>679709506
Can't complain brother, how goes your daily toil?
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>>679709646
Could you please watch your tounge young man?
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>>679709646
Language, please. We're not really fans of that kind of barbarism here.
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>>679709646
Oh shit, trips not dubs. My sincerest apologies my good men.
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Tis a bully day today, gents! I hope thee are fairing well on this glorious day the Lord hath given us.
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>>679708029
thanks for the pep
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I hope you are ready Anons...
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>>679709767
All is forgiven, kind anon
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Because somebody, in this very thread is gonna get lucky trips!
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>>679708029
Lovely weather might I say?
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>>679709693
Very well thank you
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Can you tell me about your day Anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLqktDBIew8
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>>679709862

Ready for what my good sir? We're just engaging in some friendly banter, nothing more. What could possibly come later?

>>679709774

You're welcome kind sir.
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>>679708029
My heavens are those trips?
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Hello, gentlemen of /b/! I believe that activists today are doing an excellent job of directing our society. I sincerely believe that we need to
1. fix the wage gap of 77 cents for women to 1 dollar for a man.
2. increase the availability of safe spaces on college campuses.
3. Ensure that all genders are recognized universally.
4. Open our borders to refugees and immigrants alike.
5. Ensure that hate speech against minorities is prohibited. We probably don't need to make the effort to safeguard whites since they are incapable of experiencing racism.

I think this would place us all on the road to a utopian society. It may take a few decades, but I think we may see it in our lifetimes! Wouldn't you all agree?
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>>679710136
Splendid sir, absolutely capital. Thank you for asking.
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>>679710070
I do not know! But our nice Original Poster said, there is something exicitng when any of us will score "trips"!

Well Anons, how is your day?
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>>679710053
Today, I caught up on Vikings season 4, oh that rolo is such a traitor. Now that I have ate dinner I shall retire to the study for a Marijuana cigarette. Any of you find lads care to have a puff *passes lit dooby
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>>679710141
Sire, if you please pardon my language I´m afraid you are acting a little autistic today care so have tea and crumpets and chatter a little
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>>679710270
that's great!
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>>679710375
Why I'd be delighted!
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>>679710136
Raining. But! 8/10 because it acctually fits into this slow satureday.
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Suck my ass
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how is everyone
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>>679710527
Pardon?
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>>679710375
Awww. It's good to hear that everything is okay.
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shit dick
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Mornin' chaps
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>>679710527

Mind your language good sir. This unprovoked outburst proves that you are of the homosexual variety.
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piss hole
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the original poster has offered a most gracefull surprise if some of us fine gentlemen rolled "trips"
I offer myself to do the deed
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>>679709977
Oh my! What lovely dubs!
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>>679710136
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>>679710527
Why would you write something like that!
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anyone want a dooby from me scooby
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Which one of you grade A tallywhackers would like to enjoy a pint of mead with me?
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>>679710141
I think it is a splendid idea to recognize multi genders. I am in the water closet business and it is booming, I must say.
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shit in a cunt
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>>679710527
>>679710616
Such language! Rarely have I never! You Solly this good thread with your barbaric ways!
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>>679710616
>>679710687
How rude!
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Teatime anyone?
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>>679710688
you were really close anon I wish you best luck next time
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>>679710688

Oh how splendid, your post appears to have "doubles". Congratulations, tally ho!
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>>679710520
same over here!
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>>679710744
i shall sire do you want some whacky backy
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bloody shit covered fucked cunt
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>>679710744
I do say I would enjoy a pint on this fine evening, fantastic dubs!
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>>679710818
How splendid! One lump or two sir?
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>>679710888
FSFHFKYMGHFGDFGSFHN
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>>679710776
so close
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>>679710888
siegheil motherfuckers
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>>679710888

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU WHORE END YOURSELF NEWFAG

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE
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>>679710888
Fuck you and fuck everyone in this stupid thread
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allasfsdfhgfhmjyjgfsgdgfgdfg
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>>679710744
I do! I would like to bring an another beverage for a sake of good conversation.
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>>679710888
You fucking dick cheese
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>>679710527
>>679710616

You guys are disgusting. Truly, in all my years on 4chan I've never seen such a display. Do you kiss your mothers with those filth mouths? Absolutely disgraceful.
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>>679710888
AAAAAHH WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FAGOTBS SHZJCBSJZMSGDO BR
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ALLAHU AKBAR!@2a3 45rwteergjynhg bfvd
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>>679710888
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKINPISSAHITCUNT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>679710818
green tea please!
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Isn't it a quite splendid day to enjoy tea and crumpets and enjoy the lovely tweet of the birds to a tune of vocal abstraction?
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>>679710888
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>679710415
I appreciate your polite attempt to express an honest opinion, but perhaps I might recommend utilizing a term besides "autistic"? It may strike some on here as a rather ableist term, so it would be nice if we could utilize alternative terms, or better yet, offer more of a constructive criticism to one another's opinion. Granted, even with constructive criticisms, we must remember to take considerations of other's emotions. That being said, I hope you have been enjoying your day, anon!
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>>679710888
Fuck you with razor blades u faggot diarrhea bag mixed with monkey cum

Also, checked
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>>679711016

fucking newfag
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>>679710888
TAME THIS WILD BEAST

ANNOUCMENT:
TODAYS THREAD SOUNDTRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-BvPriIBo
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>>679710888
you fucking piece of shit, why did you fuck it up? I hope your entire family dies in front of you, I'll be over to rape their fucking corpses soon you worthless fucking shitmaggot
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>>679710888
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>679711049
dear anon, could you please delete this image? this is very inapropriated
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>>679710888
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THBESAHBAES

SAMBA!

WHERE IS SPOOKY SKELETON

WHERE IS IT
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>>679710744
Lick muh dick, I didndoinuffin nigguh.
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>>679710888
FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING, NIGGER FUCKING, SCUM BAG PIECES OF RAT SHIT!!
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>>679711231
I'll shove my fucking cock in your eye
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>>679711171
FIGHT ME FAGGOT
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>>679710888
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>>679710888
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>>679711075
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. FAGGOT
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>>679711289
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. COCKMUFFIN
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i never win any thing fucccckkcckckckc
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>>679710888
YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU SHOWED YOUR TRIPS HERE! I SHALL SPLIT YOU IN TWAIN AFTER I RAPE YOUR WIFE AND TAKE YOUR SONS HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS! DIE HEATHEN!
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>>679711354
I hope you struggle eating out the ass of Adolf Hitlers Jewish children you piece of shit goose egged squash foot gay horse ass nigger bitch cock in my ass
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>>679711283
Pffff you dare to fucking diss blackmasterace?
#bigcock
lame faggot asssucking bitch detected gtfo to your pathetic little europe with your imigrants you can die you fucking whiteboy
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>>679711075
>posting after trips have been gained

FUCKING KIKE SUCK MY ARYAN COCK YOU SPASTIC
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>>679710888
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>>679711515
You can fucking suck my dick you pathetic idiot.

Dont you even dare to write to me. You are 0. 0. NOTHING

YOU ARE NOTHING

YOUR MOM AND DAD WERE RIGHT

YOU ARE AND YOU WILL BE NOTHING

PATHETIC FAGGOT

HA
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Why is everyone here so fucking gay? Literally every one of you is less superior to my intellectual intelligence, and I'm also an atheist. Go lick your mom's cocks you bunch of slack-jawed creampie faggot scum.
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>>679710888
alfaejflajlfwljji;;jliilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldickidickdicksin ass i want adick in mya sss so bad it feels like pooping but better you have gay lovers inside of you releasing their fluids inside of oyur butttt
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>>679711741
I bet you post bananas in YLYL you fucking domesticated twat
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go home veryone you are all drunk the day has been won
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>>679711279
were you looking for this you fucking faggot
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>679711541
Shut yo fuckin mouth craka ass honkey nigguh, say that fuckin shit to me and I'll cap you fuckin snowflake niiguh I'll Fuck Yo bitch too pussi honkey Fuck
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>>679711838
How dare you fucking retard

YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING DARE TO ACCUSE ME OF THAT KIND OF PATHETIC ACTS

I PITY YOU FAGGOT

YOU ARE 0

>>679711768
You are gay you fucking idiot.
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>>679711999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT AGAIN!
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>>679711999
hay wut m8
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>>679711827
shut the fuck up or so help me I will shove my engorged meatrod so fucking far up your gay ass that my load will geyser out of your fucking mouth, I'll catch it in a wineglass and make you drink it you pathetic fucking shitlord
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>>679711768
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>>679711962
FUCK YOU

STILL 2 SPOOKY
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FUCK SHIT COCK ASS TITTIES BONER BITCH MUFF PUSSY CUNT BUTTHOLE BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!
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sad cunts in here. Get a life, go outside.
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>>679712047
bananafag fucking NEET. I bet you really like this thread, don't you? fucking Bill.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Vote Trump.
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>>679711999
you said it at the same time as the song cheers for you gay ass nigger
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>>679712102
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>>679711899
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
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>>679712138
not as spooky as your fucking pizza face you dimwitted trans-spatial camel fucker
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>>679712215
Fuck off Chad. You like this yours dady cock huh? I bet he brough this car for you when you first swallowed everything for 1st time

Hahahah faggot
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>>679712204
Kek practice what you preach faggot at least I didn't go out of my way to say that. I'm already here.
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>>679711420
This is the perfect image for this kek
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>>679712362
nice try my name's not chad you fucking meathead asswipe cuntswallow dicklicking faggot beta bitch jew
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>>679712335
You disgust me you pathetic idiot.
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I awoke the next morning with my split peach still frothing. I thought it was over but his flesh gordon had other ideas. There was ectoplasm oozing from his love muscle and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. By now, my furry cup was dribbling like a slug in a salt mine. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my tradesman's entrance created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The feeling of his love piss draining down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
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you all gonna fap to this cause yall a bunch of sick fucks!!!!!!!!
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>>679710888
Kill yourself.
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>>679712458
Fucking less lip outa you cunt, I'll text your gabber
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>>679712297
this thread is full of niggling..................maybe im one t?
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>>679712500
what's that a recording of your cat when you walk into a room you cuck bastard?
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>>679710888
Go kill yourself you fucking white male.
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>>679712604
u fucking wot m8
wanna go faggot
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>>679712654
howd you know i was whitee?
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>>679712742
Coz ur a fagit
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>>679712742
it's just a generic insult you FUCKING RETARDED SACK OF AUTISTIC DROOL
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>>679712642
He saw your mom.

Fucking Americano pig. Try to not eat shit you pathetic scum.
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>>679712742
Because it says so on your fucking trips privilege cis white scum.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikZ3owbgYBE
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>>679712820
but being white is the bestest?the fuq?
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ALl of you faggots must kill yourselves beacuse the world cant support all of your fat fedora asses and your mlp fetish is so horrible its past inhuman
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>>679712684
ok 69 or anal
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>>679712834
I'm gonna come over and fuck that piece of shit cat to death and then use its fucking corpse as a condom to fuck your dad's ass while you jerk off to it like the pathetic little asshungry cumslut NEET that you are you disgusting feminist
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>>679712935
Stop oppressing me white male scum
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>>679712943
shove a streetlight up your urethra and get fucked by a horse
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>>679712935
fedora cunts my little nigger need to die
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>>679710888
Hello sir h-..wait, trips?
NIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRSSSS
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>>679713112
It was my PRIVILEGE
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>>679712935
mlp is for real men you fucking sperg, don't hate because it's too deep for you to understand. fucking yolo swagfaggots well guess what you'll never get laid unless you fuck your mom like you probably already do because class is for men and swag is for boys and only classy men watch mlp so sorry but you're sol

kys jewbait
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>>679713117
and your going to help right!
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>>679709767
The man did not even get dubs, am I right?
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>>679713221
Urrggghhhh Men can't rape, check your white male privilege you misogynistic pig scum
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FUCKING NORMIESIA UASAS/56;)&&;WERAS :^)^:^^P^;0t6pewpradoguiytr;gput
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>>679713237
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>>679713237
go fuck the fleshlight you insetered in a GIRLS tv show merchandise you autistic waste of space nigger
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>>679711146
Oh my good golly sir, please refrain from using that language here
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What the fuck is up with this site? My ten year old frequents these forums and I have to say I'm absolutely APPALLED AND DISGUSTED with the sort of content that can apparently be found here. You bunch of degenerates think you're clever and witty, but you fail to realize your disgusting words have real-life consequences on people, especially people as impressionable as my young son. Consider each and every one of you reported, I hope you enjoy prison. You all sicken me.
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>>679710616
Disgraceful.
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>>679713386
I´d be most PRIVILEGED to do so
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>>679713577
eat shit nigger
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>>679713514
don't hate just because you don't understand. love isn't hindered by mere social constructs such as "dimensions" or "reality".

Enjoy your sad, lonely life you pathetic joke of a human being.
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DOTHN'T WORRY MEN
MY TRIPS SHALL REVERSE THIS UNCIVILIZED DEBAUCHERY
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>>679713688
Go ahead, have your laugh at another's expense. It's all trash like you knows, but soon you'll know the cold walls of a prison cell and the loving caress of Bubba, the 300 pound beer-gutted inmate who'll offer you protection in exchange for "services".

Like I said, consider yourselves reported.
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>>679713577

its an 18+ website

your fault for not monitoring your childs internet activity
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Looking for someone to get trips?
Why not Zoidberg?
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>>679713800
that's dubs cuck
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>>679710888
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
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>>679713890
WELL YOU'RE A NIGGER
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>>679713888
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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>>679713577
your child´s an idiot for coming here in the first place
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>>679713839
On anonymous image board what a retard.
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>>679714042

huh?
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rolling for something dank and based
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LIFE IS LIKE A NIGGER
HERE IN OLD NIGS

I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
NIGGERS SUCK DICK

THEY'RE POOR LIKE OBAMA
FUCK MICHELLE OBAMA

NIGGERS!
I HATE THEM!

THEY ARE STUPID AND
THEY CAN'T DO TAXES

NIGGERS!

NIGGERS ARE SO DUMB
AND THEY ARE ALSO POOR

NIGGERS!

LOOK AT NIGGERS THERE
TRYING TO RAISE MONEY
BUT THEY CAN'T CAUSE
THEY SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY

THEY'RE NIGGERS
AND THEY'RE SO FUCK NIGGERS

I HATE THEM!

NIGGEDY-NIGGERS DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO ANYTHING
WITHOUT CHICKEN

NIGGERS LIKE WATERMELON
AND CHICKEN

NIGGERS!

NIGGERS ARE SO STUPID
AND THEY'RE NIGGERS

WOAH WOAH
NIGGERS!
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>>679714023
well shit
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>>679708029

Roasties are ok.
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>>679714059
My child is a sensitive and sweet ten-year-old boy who was told that this was a place where people can anonymously get together and share interests. Had I known what sort of place this was beforehand I would never have allowed him to get on here.

>>679714096
Laugh while you can and go on believing that you're safe, but I'm close friends with the sheriff.
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>>679713888
check'd
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>>679711075
YOU USELESS WASTE OF FLESH
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>>679713888
>>679714333
>>679710888
HOLY SHIT
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>>679714333
well shit checked fag
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>>679714494
war of the worlds
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>>679713703
I understand clearly that you suffer from all forms of mental illnesses and if you were ever to leave your moms basement you´d be eaten alive by the real world and couldn´t last a single hour before running back to momy and her tendies you autistic NEET
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OP IS A FAGGOT
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Can all of you useless piles of vomit use more creativity and brains? Because using "NIGGER" 10 times a sentence makes you all look severely retarded. At least TRY to act pissed off.
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>>679714642
lord know you don't
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>>679713889
beacuse you´re gay
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>>679714642
"Mental illness" too is a social construct, designed mostly to keep enlightened people like myself from experiencing true happiness.

You truly are pathetic that something so simple and innocent can offend you this badly. My Twilight and I are inseparable and experience a love every day that is deeper than anything you or any of the other pathetic autists on this thread shall ever know. I feel sorry for all of you.
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>>679714762
niqqer
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>>679711123
Fucking normie go die in 9/11.
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>nigs
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Hmm, may some one check my post number?
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>>679714898
nigger
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>>679715000
checked, you fucking cur
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>>679715000
u just stole my trips
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>>679715000
WUT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
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>>679715000
HAH BITCHES FUCK UR NORMALITY I RUINED THIS THREAD ANARCHY!!!!
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>>679714762
reggin
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Boom watch this. Instant trips
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ANARACHY!
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>>679715061

The curse is reversed old chaps. Who still wants a cuppa?
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>>679714333
well should´ve done your research you´r the sittiest parent I´ve ever seen and you should kill yourself, your husband, and your son as well so the genes of stupidity slowly abandon the gene pool
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>>679715261
i want a appuc
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>>679715304
dude chill and have a nice day ight?
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>>679715304
And another one to be reported. Cyber-bullying is a serious offense and telling someone to kill themselves makes it even more so. Are you people really so confident that there will be no repercussions for your filthy actions?
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>>679715261
I'll take a cuppa kind sir
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>>679714880
this aint your business faggot, now fuck off
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>>679715470
>Baka
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Threads like this are what keep me on /b/. Thank you, anons.
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>>679715304
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>>679715576

OP here. Yw
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>679715470
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>>679715747
What is this? Some sort of reference to penises? Add pedophilia to the list of charges. Reported.
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>>679715566
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>>679714883
I feel sorrow for you and your kind those who will never feel the love of areal woman who isn´t your mother as a matter of fact I believe that not even she loves you anymore seeing as how much of a failure you have become
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>>679715838
>Baka
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>>679710888
FUCK YOU
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>>679715916
I feel the love of a real woman every day, something you clearly can't even begin to understand. The love of my mother is irrelevant, she simply provides me with a roof above my head and a place for me to call home with my Twilight.

Truly, you people will never know happiness.
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>>679715924
>>679715574

Googled this and it turns out it means "idiot" in Japanese. Another to be reported. Is cyber-bullying really worth jail time to you?
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>>679715470
yeah whatever I´m everywhere and anywhere bitch good luck
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>>679715747
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Well this thread derailed fuck
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>>679716119
>馬鹿悪魔の女性
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>>679716303
You really believe the resources of the police will find it at all difficult to track you?

679716303

I have your IP address you idiot.
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>>679716237
>馬鹿悪魔の女性
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Obvious bait is obvious
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>>679715894
not related to thread who is he from what series
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>>679716119
It isn´t real its just an animated character designed for SMALL GIRLS and yet you consider it a being that can really love you.
You´re beyond salvation or redemption I suggest you kill yourself and any others of your kind so that us the normal human beings may enjoy our lives without you leeching from our hard work
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this thread
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>>679716721
Ichimatsu, osomatsu-san
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>>679716475
>Implying that moot woul´ve been stupid enough to use IPs as IDs
you really could use some basic internet knowlwdge before going in
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>>679716704
but yet we bite for our own amusement
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>>679716721
the show name is osomatsu san
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>>679710888
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>>679717280
you have my gratitude now if you excuse me I need to keep discussing more imporant matters with this autistic faggots
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you faggots are too afraid to keep posting shit aren´t ya
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>>679718658
>>679718546
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>>679710888
YOU FOTHERMOCKER
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>>679711440
>shit up ur ass
wot m8
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>>679710527
Shame on you
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I feel empty.
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Hey brony fag
you scared faggot
you should be
come at me if you have balls
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>>679718810
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>>679718810
Fate brought me to this thread!
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>>679719641
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>>679719714
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>>679710888
HEATHENS
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>>679708029
i miss my ex so much
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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>>679717195
Hard work? Like what? Belittling others who have found true love even if it's conceptually something you disagree with?

It's ironic how you believe others should kill themselves when you yourself are a shining example of bigotry and intolerance. Maybe feminists are onto something.
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>>679720263
i seen this post but its with a walrus
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>>679717517
Sorry for my late reply but I was busy talking to the sheriff and directing him to this page so he could begin ID'ing each and every one of you.

I suggest you call lawyers if you can afford any. You scum will learn that actions have consequences and you will NOT get away with scarring my little boy.
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>>679719246
Scared of what? Your pathetic, simple-minded intolerance?

Go pray to your nonexistent gods and leave the more intelligent folk to their own devices.
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>>679720384
and you exemplify bad parenting and lack of confidence for going outside and trying to live a normal life instead of enclosing yourself in basement or a low class apartment or wherever you filthy scum inhabit.

you have gone into hiding from society because you weren´t able to confront real life so you now waste your time in this cancerous website where neither you nor me accomplish nothing but unlike me you don´t accomplish anything in real life either>>679720805
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>>679721251
Believe what you wish, but know that I experience true happiness each day while you sit and cry in feels threads and trap threads, wondering why you feel an emptiness in your soul that nothing will fill.

MLP is more than a children's show; it's an expression of how love can transcend ANY boundaries, how friendship and tolerance can change lies, and, indeed, even a brilliant form of social commentary at times. But I wouldn't understand lower life-forms like you to understand any of that; I suppose there are too many large words.
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>>679720554
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>>679721878
And now you're posting images from some sort of snuff film. Those are illegal you know. Are you actively trying to get your sentence maximized? My friend the sheriff is on the phone with me right now and he is absolutely furious at the content in this thread. Consider yourselves warned.
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>>679720554
you stupid naive little lady still thinking that the cops could do anything to us.
for what, for being the comunity that we´ve grown to be and because we seem violent you immediately consider us a threat to society.
>>679720805 hasn´t seen the light of day in years and probably never will
all of the people here are just following along with the site´s nature yet you seem to not understand that small little detail
I suggest you go see a psychiatrist or some shit like that because your prejudice paranoia ma get an innocent person arrested or killed because he "looked dangerous" fuck off lady your little baby must be hungry.
also you better get that fucker out of her or he may end up like >>679720805
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>>679721878
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>>679722103
Do you really consider yourselves above the law? No one is above the law, least of all scum like you. I am now being forced to explain to my child all the disgusting SHIT you people have posted on here and not a single one of you even has the courtesy to apologize. You detestable ingrates make me sick to my stomach and I hope you're assfucked in prison so you can understand some of the mental strife you've caused my son.
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>>679722399
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>>679722403
>>679722579

Laugh all you want. I'm sorry your lives are so miserable that you're forced to resort to such despicable forms of entertainment, but know that they're about to get a lot more miserable.
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>>679721751
you experience what you believe is happiness but it´s not.
what you experience is an ilussion of happiness like adrug you tell yorself you are happy while you really are not but you burry the truth under giant amounts of mlp porn and merch that you can´t see it anymore you´ve lost your sense of hapipiness on a ueless hobby or worse a lifestyle of self pitty supressed by jerking off to horses
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>>679710616
My goodness! 12 years old and already using that language!
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>>679715747
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>>679722835
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>>679722853
I don't "jerk off" to horses, I don't engage in such depraved activity. I won't disclose the details of my and Twilight's relationship because it would be extremely rude, but it's certainly nothing as lewd and frankly disgusting as that.

Continue bleating about things you don't and refuse to understand. What pathetic sheep you are. This is how the cancer known as religion came about, you know.
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>>679722999
trips
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>>679722999
holy shit checked
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>>679722999
Kill yourself fucking mongoloid I swear to god you ever come round these parts again you're gonna get gobbered you double nigger
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>>679723067
religion came about because the general population was worried tht you horse fuckers would bring chaos to early man kind so the people before the jews invented a code of rules that the poulation had to follow so that early man could prosper now religion is just like a fanbase of an "allmighty being" who will give you eternal happiness after death which is total bullshit.
religion already served its purpose now its just the reason behind terrorism an xenophobia all over the world.
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>>679723100
>>679722999
shit just now i realize you got dubtrip
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>>679723756
You say religion was created because of people like me? I suppose that could be construed as true; the religious zealots do indeed fear those of a more enlightened way of thinking such as myself.

Consider, if you will, the concepts I've presented you with. Would one of your close-minded ilk ever come to the realization that true love knows no boundaries, regardless of medium or dimension? All of that is a social construct, as well as mental illness and every other small-minded thing I've had directed at me since revealing myself.

Admit it. You simply fear my intellect and my superior way of thinking. You envy the happiness I have embraced because you lack the brainpower to even conceive it.

I pity you.
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>>679724142
>intellect
>superior way of thinking
if you had any of those nigga you´d know better than to vome here and have this useless ye entertaining debate.
Now drop the act /b/ro this bait is old
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>>679724412
Typical. Anything you disagree with or deem unsavory is bait.

Sometimes I wish I was as stupid as you lot. It would probably make life a lot simpler.
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>>679710888
cjvsnepogms[er;oghsjekm;bnlasdlgvnsd;f.hjab'dns'/dlgfb
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>>679724577
you´ve been here far too long debaiting a useless topic now fuck off twilight´s horny
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>>679724874
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>>679724577
I understand. The struggle of normal life is a burden many of us don't even want to bear. Adhering to the norm of society is a lie which cannot be lived up to unless one is willing to lie to oneself and lose all dignity and self-worth.
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>>679724941
She's been sitting here with me the entire time and she's probably as amused and disgusted as I am.
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>>679724972
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http://strawpoll.me/7393520
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>>679725008
If you're not being sarcastic, I'm glad to see we follow a similar line of thinking. I'll remember you when we are the ones who are thought of as "normal" and the rest of you bigots are shunned.
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>>679725137
Oh I'm definitely not sarcastic. Life is without purpose. We exist merely to breed and survive. To fulfil the urge implanted into our brains by our emotions. To do the thing evolution designed us to do.
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>>679725042
>Implying that a plusshy doll is a living creature
ther´s no use on debating with idiots like you
go live however you want wherever you want doing whatever you like but one day you´ll lament all of this faggotry and you will realise that you wasted your entire life putting your dick inside a toy horse
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>>679725404
I wish more people thought this way. These simple-minded fools will never experience true acceptance or happiness simply because they believe only that which can be seen is "real".
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>>679725443
As I've already said, I don't fuck horses. Twilight and I have no need for such crass things. Simply nestling up next to my special somepony and talking about my day is all the emotional connection we need.

Again, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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