Faces of /b/ rate thread!
>Post, rate, or just come hang out
You again? Well yeah, sure...
>>679704182
hey its the kid who said i read him well! why dont you take a pic where you look a bit more confident man? if you look it you just may start being it, who knows
>>679703924
pretty straight i guess/10
>>679704182
faggot/10
rate me
>>679704366
go fuck your self man
>>679704312
Nahh, man. Ain't doing it.
>>679704517
i love you too
>>679704366
You look like you're about drink bleach
>>679704366
would be an alright guy, dyed hair and acts like a faggot to cover up insecurities
>>679704182
good looking, hard to tell with that face though. having that face type can be kind of awkward until youre a bit older, but just embrace it
>>679704880
Thanks, man.
>>679704757
its 4chan, its not like i have to be nice to people. chill.
>>679703924
i used to fuck ur mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while u were staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising u, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed u. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679705004
im not either of the people who you've posted against. im just saying you look like youd be a normal, chill guy but you try to hard to be edgy with died hair and mean comments right out of the bat. just eludes to you having an air of sleaze about you
this is me a few months ago
>>679705119
Second time ive seen this, glad to know im a regular enough now to have a small squadron of weird fucks chasing me around. I'll have to ask her about that
>>679703924
damn, miley really didn't age well
>>679705198
did you age 9 years in those few months, or are you still underage b& as fuck?
>>679705198
m-mods..?
>>679705222
funniest thing ive heard so far, kudos anon. trips chekt
>>679703924
i see your crusty girlfriend is waiting for you in bed... didn't know you were into blondes.
>>679705123
fair point. bleached hair isnt me trying to be edgy though. i just wanted a change and i like it. many others dont but thats how it goes.
>>679704182
McCauly Culkin with downs/10
>>679704366
that face says "i have a dick in my ass, and i'm not quite sure how i feel about it".
>>679705460
Hey, what the fuck man. i kekd but hey
>>679704366
You look like some kinda faggoty green arrow
>>679705428
it looks good and now that youre being reasonable everyone will be less of a cunt. youre a good looking guy, but its easy for that look to come off as "im a fucking cunt and want everyone to know it" you feel me? i personally like the hair
>>679704366
nice easel in the background. why don't you paint yourself a new personality.
>>679705460
>>679705537
fucking lost hard, that is hysterical. looks like all the chicken in the hood is gonna be sold out today, because we ROASTIN
>>679705690
>AIR HORNS SOUND
>OZONE LAYER BREAKS AS WORLD JOINS TOGETHER IN PERFECT UNISON FOR FIRST TIME IN RECORDED HISTORY TO LET OUT ONE, SINGULAR MIGHTY KEK
>>679705558
just sayin'
>>679705726
>alpha face, the ladies he pursues (more like chooses with a body like that) know what he wants from the start
>well dressed
>has glasses on for style and so he can scope hot pussy out all the way across the club
literal 10/10, honored to lay my eyes on you
>>679705310
>>679705558
>>679705707
>>679705798
Yeah i'm on fire today. all's fair, here's a picture of me.
>>679705873
makes his living being the before picture in rogaine commercials/10
>>679705841
I totally agree. I do look like this guy... with extra chromosones.
>>679706004
you look like a norse demigod, love and respect
hello
>>679706025
you just called yourself a retarded version of him. rephrase that one, champ
>>679706004
Looks like you haven't showered for days.
>>679706114
>new pair of headphones
>stretchy sweater with different colored specks of cloth
did you rob your fat music teachers classroom?
>>679706114
If Sheldon started HRT
>>679703924
just tell me I'm pretty.
>>679706114
Are you lesbian or a transexual boy?
>>679706347
a fairweather chap out for a briggot with the lads
>>679706114
Wtf are you wearing?
>>679705690
girlfriend's room i'm afraid
>>679704366
Haha what a fucking faggot. Go paint some trains or something you mong cunt
>>679706464
I feel flattered my good sire
>>679706255
legitimately made me chuckle
>>679706386
I'm a guy, just ended up a bit feminine looking I guess
>>679706532
Dat Bowlcut tho, Show us her fucking tits
>>679706532
oh and i cant paint for shit so no can do
>>679706532
is that pic from footage of the wine cellar you have Amelie handcuffed and gagged in?
>>679706786
too underage for that. lets try again in a year or two
>>679706761
you look annoying. prove me wrong by taking those titties out
I am the male
>>679706891
Shattered
>>679706908
was this picture taken at the exact moment the hiroshima blast went off or are you being raptured? did you guys take a vacation to the sun? its bright as fuck i cant tell what either of you look like
>>679703924
people should just post this guy's face when starting face threads now
>>679706899
i was expecting people here to be friendly but this is not what i anticipated
>>679707092
im the face of the face thread
hmm
>>679707161
you mustve taken the wrong exit. you got off on 4chan boulevard, you clearly meant to get off on Tumblr drive
>>679706114
Bruuuuuuh :(
>>679706813
i wish, man
>>679706552
funny and original
>>679705633
yeah i get that
>>679705537
agreed, wouldnt know how to react. might even like it.
>>679707392
? explain the story behind why you posted this please. im very intrigued
>>679707044
Better?
>>679707392
haha, what do you mean?
>>679706908
Both are ugly
>>679707486
it sure is, guy just finding out he didnt get the part as harry potter
>>679707508
both are good looking by pretty much anyones standards. dont falsely diagnose people as ugly because youre insecure, especially without posting your own pic
>>679707465
>>679707489
Well samefag, you gotta seek this kind of shit out. Seriously this kid is straight out of a cringe thread.
>>679707721
I, OP, was the first one. No samefaggery. But please do explain
>>679707680
I have a girlfriend
>>679707721
straight from a cringe thread? You'll have to do better than that
>>679703924
here we go again
teeth life
>>679707926
had to preface his picture with "i have a girlfriend"/10
speaks for itself.
having a girlfriend means nothing unless you post pics of her, there are some ratchet ass hoes out there with boyfriends who are just ratchet ass men.
youre lucky because your face itself isnt ugly, youre just kind of overweight, dont dress well, and have zero confidence. those are all changeable things. i dont like to rag on people, im actually a nice guy when it comes down to it and just know you have no reason not to have confidence my dude, show that shit off like its a new watch whether youve got it or not
>>679703924
Rate me guys
>>679708249
Sir egg of head has arrived
>>679708143
yeah youre not at all from a cringe thread dawg, just have a thick european vibe going on. not a problem if youre from europe. if youre from america though, better get used to penises
>>679708249
if right 10/10 hair
if left, well you probably know what I'm going to say anyway
>>679708249
EGG HEAD! you posted the original thread that spurred off into me making all these threads in the first place. How the fuck are ya?
>>679708249
Jew
>>679708312
these threads and the roasts always kill me
>>679708155
bruuuuv whatsup!
>>679708411
are you the guy that was dying laughing in that one thread?
youre the only person that gets it lol. i dont make these threads for the ratings because i never get any. i just love the roasts and all the regulars so damn much
>>679708421
not much man we need to add each other on skype or kik or something, these threads are fun as fuck
>>679705812
>>679705967
Wednesday!!!!
Long time no see...
How ya been?
Anything to report?
>>679708249
Fucking kek egg head !
>>679708503
ya thats me, im also this guy>>679708155
the tooth guy kek
are you op?
>>679708546
story pls?
>>679708524
yes we do hombre, though im sure its not exactly difficult to find me on here these days
>>679708325
canada actually, and I'm bi, though I've been with more women
>>679708614
oh thats you? yeah so were already acquainted lol
>>679708630
body count?
>>679708546
Hey you! I've just been super busy, so I haven't been here in a whiles. How are ya???
>>679708624
>story?
Me and anon used to chat on these threads a lot because we were always here
R8
>>679708625
the face you see right when they pull the bag off your head and decapitate you/10
>>679708755
oh, dope. well welcome!
>>679708677
lol yes its not hard to find one of these threads nowadays and they are pretty addicting
how old r u mang? im 18 btw in case i never said
>>679708824
a respectable, well polished woman. the kind of gal id have the respect for not to slip a surprise thumb in her ass
>>679708870
19
>>679708755
>Hey you!
Always good to see you.
Busy is good, but remember some Wednesday time.
All is well thanks, enjoying the weekend before work tomorrow.
Looks like rain, so gonna get comfy with some movies and snacks.
>>679708712
like 5 or 6 women, and 2 guys, not that impressive or anything
>>679708630
canada is dope. its america if american youth hadnt been plagued by intense social pressure. so much freedom there, its incredible. its realistically where ill move if i dont move to europe in the future
>>679709019
yeah, i fucked 5 girls from ages 15 to 16 and then went to rehab. havent fucked any new girls since and that was 3 years ago. they wouldnt let you have sex or hook up there and so i have this instinctual fear towards anything sexual now, makes having game impossible. i cant stand it
posting my second picture
if u r8 me i will sew you
teeth squad
>>679709056
yeah canada's awesome, I do really want to visit europe though, probably asia too
>>679709036
get the shovel because im fucking dead
>>679709221
pussy maestro/10, would smoke blunt with
So what's /b/ up to today?
>>679708630
canada squad wazzup
reppin ontario fam
>>679709016
I've been making an effort to come back to /b/. College has had me occupied, so I always have stuff to do. What movies you watching?
>>679709246
Asia is my favorite place on earth, though europe is the last continent i havent been to weirdly enough. im leaving to go there in a week and a half! really hoping i dont die in terrorist attacks though
>>679709350
oh nothing much, some fat chick just posted a picture of herself thinking she would get a bunch of guys to fawn all over her and totally derail the thread. it didnt work though, instead theres this one anon just being cunt instead
>>679709208
shit, that's clockwork orange level, that really sucks
>>679709352
hey, ontario too! Mcmaster uni student here
>>679709391
haha, that's what I was kind of thinking about, maybe I'll go to asia first
>>679709306
thanks fam
right back at'chu (if this is op)
>>679709378
Keep college as the priority, you know what's best.
Movies? Deadpool, Star Wars vii, then maybe something old, from the golden era of Hollywood.
>>679709557
yeah, really fucked me up. i never got helped by any of the therapists there or anything, i just had to fend for myself for a year and a half and try not to get kicked out. some really fucked up shit went down there and im just trying to forget about it, put it past me and move on to college this fall
>>679709557
ill be in UofT next year
is this op?
Rate me
>>679709034
>implying anyone would ever believe a girl that looks like this would trudge down the stairs of hades to spend free time on /b/, the swampy muddy drain of society
hangin out !!
>>679709793
nah thats bi kid, im op
>>679709484
...why would you fawn over and derail a thread for a fat chick? You could derail it for the cat, maybe.
>>679709839
Cultural appropriation/10
>>679709928
absolutely gorgeous. how old are you?
>>679709612
Sounds like a fun time
>>679709720
I guess that's the best thing to do, sorry for you though
>>679709793
nope, I'm>>679708143, UofT is really cool, I have a few friends there and they think it's great, though it's pretty tough as well
>>679709979
true, id rather fuck that pussy than yours
Newfag, sry...
>>679710077
lol thanks man, just happy to have made it out alive. not saying that as a figure of speech for once either -_-
I know you are serious about the same time as a result of the time to time and money to pay for the late reply my phone has been silly to the gym in a minute once im in lol.
>>679705967
Holy fucking forehead.
>>679710187
>I know you are serious about the same time as a result of the time to time and money to pay for the late reply my phone has been silly to the gym in a minute once im in lol.
what?
>>679709928
ur cute :\
>>679706377
you look like jeffrey dahmer except sideways
>>679710069
Yeah, been looking forward to it all week.
Take care gorgeous girl.
Speak soon.
>>679710187
WHAT
THE
FUCK
???
>>679710543
thats never stopped me before
>>679710356
You're too sweet.
See you later
>>679710621
Dad?
>>679710621
I've got no friends
>>679710543
seriously though youre one of the most attractive girls ive ever seen. you have such a fall in love with me right now face and i went for it so hard
>>679709928
6.5/10
>>679709839
6/10
>>679709350
5/10
>>679708249
egghead/10
>>679710086
That was actually the joke I was expecting first. You're fucking slacking off, anon.
>>679710183
Nice cat. What country are you in? I'm apparently at least 5 hours behind you.
>>679709928
At the risk of being a creeper, I really like the shape of your eyes.
>>679710702
you?? the girl that posted that picture? ill be your friend
>>679710692
dont tell mom about this
>>679710752
have you considered maybe youre just not worth the effort? <3
>>679707926
your cousin doesn't count
>>679710743
man get your tooth brush head ass out of here.
giving those ratings XD
Toast me b
>>679710743
holy jesus that nose is gigantic
>>679710743
gross/10
>>679710884
his cocks small enough to fit in the barrel of that rifle
>>679710743
Boy modern science is remarkable! They finally figured out how to make a Q-tip give birth
>>679710879
>hits on girls on 4chan
>attempts to make clever responses
Kek what a loser
>>679710902
im dead from these roasts bruh
>>679710879
What would we do friend?
>>679711056
Autism
>>679710716
>>679710752
I'm flattered
>>679710879
our little secret k
>>679711180
Yeah I figured he had that
>>679706004
9/10 love thease kinda long hair beard looks
>>679711067
School shooter/10
>>679711118
what would we do? i dont think i need to tell you what we would do. but what we will do is youll give me your kik
r8/h8/masturb8
>>679710879
And yet you've taken the time out to reply to me twice. You were the first one, even. I seem to be worth YOUR effort.
>>679710743
I'm shit at numerical rates. You look like someone took a black and white photograph from the 20s and colorized it. Not an insult, just best description I can think of.
>>679709928
this is my pic
>>679708155
b4 u reject, look at those teeth
>>679711349
Howard? I knew you were a lurker on 4chan
>>679711349
im gonna have to go with that third option
>>679711423
the heart was to let you know im not actually ragging on you, just fucking around and now its over. all in good fun yeah?
>>679708222
Yeah I'm overweight but I'm dressed to nines all day fuckboi.
Rate faggots
>>679711461
das me
>>679711067
sexy devil
me when i was 16
>>679711067 6/10
>>679710903 7/10
>>679710743 retard/10
>>679710752
HK :P
>>679711600
Creepy uncle/drug using older guy from work/smoke shop worker/10
>>679711342
TWD.FAN68
>>679711067
I'm attracted
me last year, rate me honestly, in this pic, I'm just enjoying lif
>>679711769
Serious giraffe neck
>>679711602
im the bottom one i meant
the guy not the girl
wat do u say?
>>679711600
I saw you before, sup bruh
>>679711800
would bro down with/10
>>679711769
Faker than my penis
>>679711800
8/8 would smoke some weed with
RATE ME FGTS
>>679711888
trips commenting on a dubs, I'm going for a wank, this is too much for me
>>679711915
Why the hell do you have a Mandela poster? Out of any movie poster you could have you pick that?
>>679711800
u seem like a really chill guy
i like people who dont take themselves too seriously and have a genuine smile
9/10 :3
>>679711579
nines? is that the fat camp you attend yearly? you look like you tripped and fell into a redneck factory
>>679711888
Nice trips. Nothing seems to go better, you know...
>>679711915
crop ur room out kiddo
>>679712042
Not my room fag
>>679710903
OP after a curry overdose
>>679711600
possible alpha/10
>>679712038
You look the kind to argue about feminism. Either very against it or very for it.
>>679710183
Dont ask.
R8
>>679712131
Then why the fuck are you taking cam pics of yourself in someone elses room?
>>679712014
Clinton/10.
>>679711600
is this actually you or do you just keep posting this pic? its in all my threads
>>679712206
Amy Sedaris fucking rules, I love her on Kimmy Schmidt
>>679711349
What's the trophy for? You look like someone I'd run into at a comicon or PAX. Again, not an insult.
>>679711518
Always in good fun on /b/, brother.
Captcha tried to fuckin trick me. "Select all bodies of water" and had a picture of a solar panel that looked like a swimming pool.
>>679712222
Quads of truth
>>679711769
fake af, if not post nude timestamp
>>679712206
Would fuck
>>679712284
Its me
>>679712079
Take care man.
>>679712019
kekd
sup b
>>679712213
Idk mate saw faces of /b/ and was like fuck it
>>679712359
homeless/10
jk but what news studio did u break into for that green screen?
>>679712377
Nice dubs men.
I try...
>>679711502
shit, my covers been blown
>>679711518
thanks?
>>679712302
winning in a hockey tournament like 5 years ago
>>679705873
id shave it all off man, trust me
>>679712172
egg is love, egg is life, egg is the sweet release of death. OP here, im officially naming you an honorary member of the face committee
>>679711990
Cheers fam
>>679712359
sick, good to see know we have another regular
>>679712495
Its just the paint of my walls
Srry about my english
>Spanishfag talking here
trying to become a trap do u guys think i could be passable with a little more work?
>>679712519
that's what ill be saying to whatever cleaning lady de-goo's my room
>>679712657
>>679712605
is this that tomato complexion ass dude from yesterday?
>>679712586
the inspiration for the movie joe dirt/10
>>679712586
I would not trust you with my kids. I wouldn't trust you with anyones kids. Like your moustache, tho
Rate me or I'll kill myself.
>>679712653
Mejora tu inglés
>>679711990
prom girl?
>>679712657
a lot of work
>>679712832
I'd fucc with the lights off
>>679712832
room darker than your soul/10
>>679712605
T-thanks?
>>679712852
No tengo dinero para ir a una academia de inglés, todo lo que se es gracias a 4chan y a ver peliculas en inglés
>>679712816
solid 6/10
>>679712726
cos my beard is red (ginger), that makes me a tomato? That's a bit homophobic d9nt you think?
>>679712657
tits or gtfo
>>679703924
Sexy skype call of faggots
>>679712172
Sleep tight, Egger.
>>679713016
Not this fake pic again
>>679711800
checked
stop smoking man, don't want that beard to go grey early.
>>679713153
How's it fake?
:^)
>>679712930
>>679713370
bashur/10
>>679713370
Jude Angelini
>>679712186
Damn, yo cat smug as fuck.
>>679711915
The lighting from your monitor makes it look like you're about to be in a PSA for something.
>>679711800
>I'm just enjoying life
That's the kind of face that shows it. Would also have a beer with, and I don't even like beer.
>>679712038
You look like you're going through a shit time right now, or are in a bad mood. Possibly why the other anon got argument vibes.
>>679712519
Nice. I was never good at any sport except bowling.
>>679704366
Fag
>>679712576
Fucking Kek !
'ello
>>679704366
you look like a fag when you dye your hair blonde and shop at H&M
>>679713234
Hey /b/
>>679709928
It's a Kike, don't trust the demon
>>679713016
you're cute as hell
>>679704366
you're good looking though you look like a cute little blonde girl i fucked she just got a pixie cut
>>679713104
Too many Kikes
>>679705198
go outside kid
read a fucking book
what the fuck you are full of vigor and youth
>>679713383
>that black cat
>eyes screaming "please god help me"
>face of a rape victim
Also why did you glue pubes all down your head?
>>679705873
either start or stop doing drugs
>>679713370
Hipster James Hetfield
>Harvester of Fedoras
>>679703924
Just got in from work, probably the best image I could provide right now. Evenin' gents.
Someone post a new thread for me please? Here's a pic to use. You're the best!
>>679713966
It felt nice. Bald feels better though.
>>679713728
Gingers a nice look, especially on thick beards. Cheers omnibro
>>679705967
you look like a female version of billy corgan. cute, in a very weird way
7/10
>>679706004
would drink with/10
>>679706377
not sure why, but you remind me of trishes bf from napoleon dynamite
>>679706908
hipster/10 but not the pretentious kind
>>679707486
okay, reassessing: you look like you should be in a psychadelic surf rock band
>>679708625
Gutierrez/10
>>679709034
hey bby want sum fuk??
>>679709350
basic/10
>>679709839
asuuhhh/10
>>679709928
8/10
>>679705967
rough, bitch you better go to the gym and get a booty
>>679713728
Ginger is glorious and you'll be a pimp when you go grey.
>>679713641
You should shoop in something creepy in that open doorway reflected in your glasses and troll people. Hispanic Scott Baio?
>>679713795
Hey anon. ...you look like you live somewhere nice. Are you in the warmer climes?
>>679714134
What's all that shit in your head?
>>679712832
>rate me and i'll kill myself anyway
look like midget josh hartnett
>>679706004
ayy would D&D with
>>679714292
The metal or the slicked back raccoon? I need a hair cut so I usually just slick it back at this point.
>>679712816
Eric from that 70's show has fallen on hard times.
>>679703924
3/10
>>679704182
fag/10
>>679704366
whyblonde/10
>>679705873
You look like George from Seinfield
>>679705967
4/10
>>679706004
6.5/10, you look fun
>>679706532
if you'd change the haircut and eyebrows, 7/10
>>679707486
You really do look like Harry Potter
>>679709350
5/10
>>679709839
7/10
>>679709928
you are perfect
>>679710183
7/10
>>679710187
Zodiackiller/10
>>679711067
9/10
>>679711349
6/10
>>679711349
theamazingatheists gay cousin
>>679711915
Age?
>>679706114
you going to get your ass beat hard in college
>>679712832
he's staring at his boyfriend's BBC just out of frame.
>>679714389
Didn't even notice your hair. Too distracted by the unnatural stuff forced into places they don't belong.
>>679706377
only if you stop hitting the pipe
>>679714468
haha two years in, it hasn't happened yet
>>679712930
too gay to be real. you look like a randomized fallout 3 character.
>>679706532
let me see your piercings
>>679714455
18 mate
>>679714121
First time I've been called a hipster, kek
>>679713016
the lost member of one direction: appealed to the trans community, but was cut all the same.
>>679714521
Had them since I worked in a tattoo shop, piercing them with hollow needles so they'll pretty much never close, might as well have something there instead of just a hole. meh. I'm indifferent about them.
>>679714119
kek
>>679706908
good job covering her mug with the sun shine
>>679713370
the old guy at the mumford and sons show.
anything
>>679707486
elijah woods and the main guy from clerks
>>679714134
Is that a Chinese Star Wars poster?
>>679714121
Another Kiss Kiss Bang Bang fan?
>>679714192
What does basic even mean. I don't speak young person.
>>679714310
Well put and seconded.
>>679712930
you look like you put a flesh light inside of a my little pony body pillow and fuck it every night
>>679714604
Pretty real. Not gay though.
>>679708143
i am euphoric
>>679713795
you look like that faggot that keeps interrupting my youtube videos to show me his ferrari and all the books he keeps in his garage. but gayer.
>>679714452
dude, I hope I'm not his cousin. fuck that cunt
>>679715095
underage/10
>>679708155
did you have to pry your lips open like your bf does when he wants some head
>>679715182
Still hates his parents / 10
>>679714176
... you must be the only man on earth that looks gayer WITHOUT a purple mohawk.
>>679715005
Yessir it is, This one was bought for me by a friend but I later found them on Amazon for like $7 if I ever manage to fuck this one up.
>>679711915
Nice. Then are ya circumcised or uncut by chance?
>>679708590
10/10 thats an attractive sumbitch
OP try reattaching your face upside down
>>679715182
notoldenoughto/b/here / 10
>>679714192
Wee Hughie? love your stuff, man.
>>679715348
Flip it for me please? I'm on mobile
>>679715182
be my bf/gf ??????
>>679708249
I've seen some shit
>>679715095
You look like you have some very interesting race thing going on. I'm jealous of your hair.
>>679715224
kek nah its to show of my teeth
its my signature thing
femanons give me attention pls
>>679715182
tooedgytobereal/10
>>679708824
would you kill a nigger though?
>>679714941
you look like an extra from a twilight movie.
honest rate plz
>>679715560
Lol shut up pussy you haven't seen shit
>>679715182
look a little too old and mature to be on /b/
>>679715795
lol it's true
>>679709221
damn gotcha
>>679715337
Uncut
>>679715560
>wakemeupinside.jpg
>>679715095
> Pic related
I really need to see more of you
>>679709839
fucking gay unless you play baseball really fucking well to have that mop
>>679715795
looks like he's seen a mirror moments before this picture was taken, so yeah, he has seen some shit
