ARIZONA RECAP THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ARIZONA RECAP THREAD
Why
I hope someone saved this shit. I don't even regret wasting my night like this.
Well I had a grand fucking time, I don't know about you fags.
>>679617677
>G-G-G-G-GUYS DO Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU SEE A FACE IN DERE TOO?!
So why did nobody ask Machete bro for his current location using google maps or something?
it was an all around good night
Bes ruse ever
fuck. did katana boy dieded? or is he still out there?
I'm on my way to find Katana Boy and make sure he doesn't make it home.
5hours and 47 min completely wasted
>>679617677
Can somebody explain in detail what is exactly happening? I know only a few details
>>679617677
Tempefag here, what the fuck happened?
Started off with odd coordinates and hex code, saying "help me" ended up being an elaborate ruse by machetebro. But not after stranding katana boy in the Arizonan desert with nothing but his katana and /b/ tards. Supposedly having an asthma attack band any make it back to car. Gunbro was apparently real too, just haven't heard from him. Screwdriverbro and niggerbro are dead/MIA
Someone go save katana boy before he dies
>>679618030
doesn't?
>>679617677
someone wana tell an anon fresh off from work what the fucks been going on with these threads?
>>679618053
Kek im glad I feel asleep when this started then I thought I missed something.
>>679618149
niggerbro was in the last thread......
Hi /b/ ;)
>>679618206
DOESN'T
We makin cracka soup tonight boi
>>679618347
old
>>679618347
thanks mr skeltal
>>679618347
get the fuck outta my thread bitch
>>679618275
learn to read the thread dingus!
What's the latest on Katana?
>>679618347
Knees, mouth open, begging, now.
Sat here for 5 hours looking at a guy show his gay tramp stamp, his dick with a lot of extra skin and at it ended by machete bro brutally sticking his blade in is rectum, after all of this i regret noting, ill be back on this cancerious site tomorrow you fucking fucks. i hope katana boy dies.
>>679618347
Old shet repost get out
>>679618149
Fuck off cuck
>>679618332
Yeah but at that point he was undead. Too stupid to know that he was a goner.
>>679618347
Fake bait! photoshopped time stamp imgur.com/a/Z1KWD
good times were had now to spitefully fap to machete bro nudes
-UAnon-
Long story short...
Dude posted cryptic coords and encoded messages with some pictures to get most of B to believe there was an effort of anons banding together to go find something hidden/buried. OP let people devise their own ideas of what it was that was hidden/buried, and that spawned conspiracy theories which set it all in motion.
Personalities (Spoopy, Machetebro, Screwdriverbro, Niggerbro, Gunbro, Katanaboy, et al) made random posts pretending to be going to the location of Bloody Basin, east of Globe, Arizona (outside of the Phoenix metro area.)
Cryptic messages ensued, and we all cheered on the "hero" of the story (Machetebro) as he went to go do the thing, whatever the thing was (unbury the treasure, save the girl, whatever you believed he was doing.)
In the end? It was a guy showing us dick pics for 5 hours, cleverly played.
And it was fun to contriboot.
-UAnon-
>>679618347
You should go down the list of saved images in the same order as last thread and see how many of these faggots will believe you all over again.
>>679618515
lmaao
>>679618357
RUN KATANA BOY THERE ARE NEGROS HUNTING YOU FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CAUCASIAN MEATS
>>679618414
Hehe you're edgy. That's cute
>>679618566
timestamp isnt even right. just stop.
>>679618566
Bite your lip with a scarf on if you have it please
>>679618187
Wish katana boy was in my state I could find him and impound his car while I took him in for questioning
>>679618462
At least if Katana boy dies these AZ threads would be a waste!
>>679618518
What are you talking about? Katana boy is still out there dying.
What happened with machete bro and gun man?
>>679618566
can see a close up of your open pussy? the more open and close the better
>>679618566
my dog shot me
>>679618566
Piss off.
RIP katana boy
>>679618566
large object in ass
>>679618665
It's not real.
>>679618518
Was Katanaboy just a figment of someone's imagination or is he really out there dying?
katana boy gone
dick pic ruse
>>679618624
Mmm... "stop" is what I might be moaning while you fuck my ads anon
>>679618665
It's bait check the imgur link. He's been posting for her all night pretending to be that girl
>>679618749
that was pretty smooth ngl but we all know its reposts
>>679618749
Yo you got your own thread up
>>679618749
Just bite your lip please it's the sexiest thing ever
>>679618749
http://m.imgur.com/a/Z1KWD
>>679618677
Not really into watersports :(
>>679618749
>>679618655
Machetebro was part of it. Showing off his dick.
Gunbro was a fake.
>>679618654
Dude, Katanaboy was a goner from the moment he walked out of his mother's basement. He never made it out of the house.
...but in reality, the truth is I can't be sure if he existed or not as a real anon. I doubt he's out there though. If he was in that bad of a condition, chances are good he never made it far from his car in the first place, IF he was out there.
>>679618728
Probably a ruse/figment, but we may never know for sure.
-UAnon-
>>679618728
he ded dude.
>>679618518
When "-UAnon-" actually posts legitimate updates. I like you UAnon how about you contact me and we can have a nice chat Xerauma@gmail
and for the fags out there it's a new email so troll as you like..
>>679618749
Baiitt
>>679618749
Thank you, this is much better than this arizona thread. Also you're so cute , would you spread your pussy?
>>679618872
cum for me
>>679618872
sharpie in pooper or gtfo
>>679618952
Already done /b/rotha.
-UAnon-
>>679618982
Just go to the imgur album these pics are weeks old dumbass
>>679618896
I made all of them up. They were all me. I was the architect of all of your pain.
Gunbro here... Im stopping at a Mcdonalds to get some frenchcries...
Anyone from Prescott?
now what is there to do
>>679618896
>>679618912
This does have me worried for Katanaboy if he is real. Any way to confirm?
>>679619082
I'm sorry, but I just can't believe you without more dick pics
>>679619055
Lol tucsonanon
>>679618982
I am way more fun than two guys chasing each other around in the desert ;)
>>679619137
Masturbate
>>679619103
poor gun bro
>>679619082
Screwdriver /b/ro can't keep getting away with this!!!!!
>>679619118
Go to bed Jeremiah
Tucson fag here...what did I miss?
>>679618053
What's the app doe
>>679619082
Damn you, I was trying to keep SOME of the mythos alive.
Of course it was all one anon. Haha.
-UAnon-
>>679619167
DON'T YOU INSULT THE MAN WITH NO NAME AND ANGEL EYES
>>679619053
Muaks
>>679619147
Katanaboy never existed. No need to worry.
>>679619260
Cool, thanks
>>679619195
A wild elaborate ruse that ended up wasting most of everyone's time and potentially killing katana boy
Yall are some fucking retards if you're falling for that bitch posting nudes, they're all reposts
>>679619082
photo of katana? Just to stop wondering if there's a retard dying in the middle of nowhere
>>679618430
>>679618628
>>679618665
>>679618836
>>679618982
Katana /b/oy died
>>679619325
That one was me. Literally just went into my backyard to take those pics
>>679618518
Hey, thanks UAnon. youve been a huge help through this whole fiasco.
>>679619313
They're already fucking retards for falling for this arizona shit. Bunch of faggots
I'm not dead
>>679619325
Katanaboy was the same anon as Screwdriveranon, Niggeranon, Macheteanon, etc...
well I've been on be for 8 years now and it's been awhile since I've watched a thread this long god bless you anon
>>679619424
Haha, my pleasure. Had to keep the fun going at the very least.
-UAnon-
>>679619404
One less retard to worry about, then
Gunbro here... I am on Periscope, title is "Gunbro"
>>679619451
Is that you Katanaboy? Post new pic with Katana
Based Uanon you are gold I dont even care the about the fiasco you delivered
>>679619451
>>679619588
katana pic please
>>679619195
Hey tucson fag im a central tucson fag
>>679619257
where u b
>>679619451
Sorry bro, if you weren't five hours away from me I might have gone to help
NP here guys. Sorry for the ride but hope you enjoyed.
>>679619599
Haha, I was but one cog in the machine. I can't take credit for making it all happen. I didn't start it up. Just played along.
-UAnon-
>>679619675
Pic is from imgur
Dead
>>679619775
What does NP even stand for?
>>679619775
It was pretty fun, motherfucker
>>679619829
No problem
>>679619829
Northern Pacific
Was psure it was fake all along, was still fun to fake shit and get my guns out
-Gunbro-
>>679619829
If you have to ask.... You should have been on the first thread...
>>679619775
So what parts did you do? Please post a pic of u rn to prove
>>679619082
Post proof
>>679619829
Narly Penis
>>679619890
Ocean
>>679619910
I was but didn't catch it
>>679619897
Kek.
-UAnon-
>>679619829
national park
>>679619946
No, Railroad
>>679619829
Nigger pizza
>>679619929
Is a me
>>679620048
10/10 railroad knowledge
>>679620121
you destroyed us
Someone is pretending to be me, all pictures will have both the slip and the katama from now on
>>679620121
Where's Katana faggot
>>679620121
Were you the original code poster?
Hey guys, someone post this on r/4chan this was a great first time experience here lol!
>>679620121
hawt
>>679620121
Don't trust a Jew
>>679620121
I thought it was funny, you should post more dick pics I loved them
-Uanon-
68814
>>679620198
How r u still alive?
>>679620232
Nope. Someone posted coordinates that were in AZ and I took advantage. Not OP. I'm NP.
>>679620198
Katana - answer me these questions:
1) Are you a legit person? If so, post picture of your surroundings.
2) Are you really in need of dire rescue?
3) How long could you survive on your own?
4) What are your coordinates?
>>679620121
Show penis please
>>679620198
LETS GO BOY
>>679620343
so we got nudes of you, katana boy is alive, gunbro got to whip out his guns
and there may be something still thar
>>679620279
Nice try, but there is only one UAnon.
You botched it. I always signed with capital U and A. :P
-UAnon-
>>679620516
ACTUALLY YOU BOTCHED IT I SIGN IT WITH ALL CAPS
-UANON-
>>679620358
I'll probably be fine, I'll fall asleep in the dirt and walk to the truck tomorrow. I'm just really tired and thirsty.
>>679620198
>Give us your number
we want to make sure you´re legit
>>679620596
SOMEBODY GET THIS NIGGA SOME WATER
>>679620596
Hope you don't die katan boy, do try to find some shelter or something
>>679620596
So you're actually real? Not OP?
Get Machete to come over and get you. /b/ros help eachother.
>>679618462
Do you really mean that or are you trolling?
>>679620596
Holy sheit katana boy if this is true you aré my hero
>>679620455
Idk OP only posted coordinates and no other posts. For all I know his ancestors flowers are there.
wait so what's happening now?
>>679620596
Okay, if not take my throwaway email [email protected] - if it becomes an emergency I can rescue you. Good luck out there
>>679620707
...Hook... Line... Sinker...
>>679620590
Yeah. Sure... *Cough*
-UAnon-
>>679620710
no that all happened
though he didn't stick the machete IN his anus
>>679620596
if not a troll, you are my hero
Guys, in all seriousness... none of it was real. It was all fake.
>>679620835
It can't be the same person. They have different vehicles, different shoes/clothes.
>>679620822
Wow, I'm going to be just fine, but thank you anyways. You're a good man, I tip my dirt covered Fedora to you.
>>679620986
Why should i believe you if youre not real?
>>679618566
Can pls spread anus?
>>679620596
you won fall a sleep fast, walk at slow paste to your car, at list you will have less to walk tomorrow
>>679621048
show face bb
>>679621026
...No, they had different pictures.
Seriously, do people actually believe anything on /b/?
>>679621049
You shouldn't. It's on /b/
But with that said... too many people bought the bait tonight. It was amusing as fuck.
-UAnon-
>>679621127
top fucking kek
>>679621048
Anon im going to go And pick you up im three hours from the fort do you need first aid
In other news, this whole thing kind of felt far too conspiracy theory like and had the air and feel of playing Deathball (Notpr0n) for the first time.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about... your life is worthless, and you should feel bad.
-UAnon-
>>679621359
Nah, he said he's fine man some other anon already offered that
5hours of /b/ in one picture
>>679621049
I'm fine, I'm no more than half a mile from my truck and I've calmed down. This is my last post until tomorrow, no one come get me. This is katana boy signing out, goodnight everyone. Especially >>679620822
>>679621622
Checked, night man
LAST
Screwdriverbro here. Different than the other bros/bro. I also did break my phones tonight. Screens all webbed. I also saw a raccoon. Back in Tucson. I'm also really high. Its sweet.
>>679621622
Night kamasutra
NP sends his best.
>>679621779
mem
>>679620822
Checked
>>679621802
Give NP all of my love.
>>679621798
It was fun playing along with this one. Cheers mate.
-UAnon-
everyone's accounted for except nigbro
last I heard he went to the wrong place and got a guy yelling at him saying he was trespassing
>>679621622
Hey I already told the police station And they said that they Will send someone so take it easy
NP here. I didn't even know there was a ninjer bro.
>>679621622
Checked, is there a draw fag who will draw KatanaBoy for me for reasons?
NP are you really bicurious? :D
>>679621916
Nah, as I reported earlier... Nigbro got eaten by scorpions and tarantulas in the desert.
-UAnon-
>>679622021
I love bitches. No bicuriosty here. Captcha related.
>>679621934
you just got him shot or at least tased
>>679622027
troll is your real nick name
>>679622127
the world is a dark place
What happend?
>>679622133
Kek
>>679622239
Well to be honest the joke was on me. I got to the top of that mountain and getting down was a bitch. Scraped my knees, split my hand open. Scrapes don my arms and back of my left leg. Fucked me up.
>>679622133
He has a katana he can deflect bullets so he Will be fine
If you ever want to throw another one of these together... hit me up. I'm down to contriboot.
uanonforever at gmail : And idk if it gets spammed, I created it tonight. No real loss to me.
Good times NP.
>>679622379
well I hope you'll be ok because really the world is a dark place. Antibiotic resistance and bullshit like that.
Well I'm signing off, I followed since 10PM here (4AM now)
- NP's raging faggot follower - I regret nothing
>>679622570
NP signing off. Good run guys and glad you stuck around. It was fun!
>>679622404
Ayy lmao
>>679620253
>someone post this on r/4chan
No.
Don't
>>679620253
>someone post this on r/4chan
No fuck you newfag
did anyone actually try digging at the cordinates like op said in the first place
>>679620253
>someone post this on r/4chan
Don't do that
