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MEMESTAR ARIZONA THREAD

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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MEMESTAR ARIZONA THREAD
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First time to fap
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Let's get this over with
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this is now a godtier youtuber thread
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MOST RECENT CODE POSTED IN LAST THREAD WAS
>48 65 68 2c 20 49 20 61 6d 20 75 73 65 64 20 74 6f 20 62 65 20 74 6f 72 74 75 72 65 64 20 61 66 74 65 72 20 61 6c 6c
WHICH MEANS
>Heh, I am used to be tortured after all
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CONFIRMED FOR JEHOVAH'S WITNESS RUSE
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Machetebro. We will require ID in all pictures due to people fucking around. Keep going!
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>>679614667
Oh fuck off
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Someone better post an update
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Toasting in epic thread
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Hi /b/. Taking requests
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>>679614667
Kill yourself nigger
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spoopy when?
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Op isRobert stack
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Toastinnnn
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>>679614785
fuck off slut we don't care about nudes we're freaks
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Someone post the chat link again, I accidentally closed it like a faggot.
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>>679614741
>32 20 68 6f 75 72 73 20 6c 65 66 74 20 62 65 66 6f 72 65 20 49 20 64 69 65
2 hours left before I die
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>>679614785
Sharpie in pooper?
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>>679614785
sharpie in pooper
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>>679614785
gtfo
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>>679614785
repost
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>>679614785
asshole pics
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>>679614785
write tits on your tits plz
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>>679614689
because we have the code can he just post it normally? whats the point?
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>>679614785
Sharpie in Pooper with Machete
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>>679614785
solve the mystery bitch
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>>679614785
solve the mystery. what is in the bag?
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>>679614785
cum
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>>679614785
Not now bitch
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>>679614785
Throw away that naruto poster you fucking female weeb
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>>679614810
>53 70 61 67 68 65 74 74 21
Spaghett!
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>>679614785
Fuck off slut. were busy scooby dooing
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7th thread for me! Time for a cigarette
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>>679614838
This
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>>679614785
show whole body plz
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OP here, we found some sort of fence- thoughts?
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>>679614785
eat shit bitch i got a mystery to solve
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>>679614785
mother fucking sharpie in pooper
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>>679614785
Get the fuck outta my thread.
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>>679614910
>57 68 69 63 68 20 6d 65 61 6e 73 20 49 20 61 6d 20 64 79 69 6e 67
Which means I am dying
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>>679614785
Put on a Boy Scout uniform and get to the top of that fucking hill.
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UPDATE

Machetebro has been wandering around the Arizona mountains. He seems to have come upon an area with strange sounds, a cross on a hill (in the Bloody Basin area) and otherwise seemingly nothing else.

In the future, please ID yourself if you can Machete. There are others posing as you to throw us off.
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>>679614785
This was on different thread
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>>679614860
;)
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>>679614785
yeah, can u explain me how did u photoshopped the date and time on that piece of paper
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>>679614785
Bait. This was posted earlier and she was on EST.
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>>679614785
Saw that same thread an hour ago. Post nee timestamp or fake as dhit
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I'm losing the will b. I'm drained. I was an army medic, I never lose hope. The top is there but I can't make it. It seems my feet are giving me to the ground. My shoulders are slacking and pressing my back down. Can I make it? Can I just keep going?
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>>679614785
WRITE


4MACHETE/B/RO


ON YOUR ASSHOLE OR GTFO
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Machetebro is kill
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>>679614785
fuck a ghost
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>>679615007
delivered
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>>679615007
Damn
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its machetebro here?
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>>679614785
make a new thread
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>>679614979
did you find who posted the second gate pick?
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>>679612601
I mean I guess but where's the excitement in that?
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>>679614472
I heard this is in wa. Where about? May be able to go
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>>679615031
Take a small break, you can do it
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>>679615031
cut off leg for adrenaline boost
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>>679615031
RIP MACHETEGIRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fzFHdT7xao
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>>679615037
This, he needs the boost in moral!
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>>679615066
>50 6c 65 61 73 65 20 62 65 20 71 75 69 63 6b 2c 20 66 72 69 65 6e 64
Please be quick, friend
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>>679615007
spread your cheeks and show asshole with nothing in it
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>>679615031
YOU CAN DO IT ANON
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>>679615031
no dont do it );
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>>679615031
YOu got this fam come home to this
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>>679615031
WE BELIEVE IN YOU NP
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>>679615007
repost again. i was in the last thread shitface.
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>>679615031
KEEPER GOINN
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>>679615031
you must machete bro
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>>679615031
machetebro ill show you my tits
get to the goddamn top
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>>679615031
WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
DO THE IMPOSSBLE SEE TH INVISABLE
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>>679615007
what the fuck
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>>679615007
Anon delivers!
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>>679615007
2 sharpies in pooper
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>>679615031
DO IT MACHETE BOY WE BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>679614785
Spread pussy please
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>>679615031
You're fine, Machetebro. You got at least three dick pics still in you
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>>679615007
Full frontal bitch
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>>679615031
YOU CAN DO IT MACHETE BOY YOU'RE STRONG AND BRAVE, YO DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO FUCKING DIEI BELIEVE IN YOU PLEASE!
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>>679615031
Keep on trucking you glorious motherfucker
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>>679615031
WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
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>>679615031
Just get this over with already
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>>679615031

Machetebro: Remember your training. You were and are a soldier. There could be someone there for you to save. A life to liberate. Or a body to be made. Don't let that body become yours.
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>>679615007
more pls
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What the fuck is going on in this thread, I'm in Arizona what is this?
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>>679615257
>49 20 61 6d 20 69 6e 20 74 68 65 20 68 6f 6c 65
I am in the hole
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>>679615212
kek
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>>679615212
Dont forget you have to walk back bro. Stay alive.
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>>679615031
We got all night. Not really, your phone will run out eventually. But shit nigga just think of all the gold you're totally going to get at the end of this.
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>>679615195
>>679615178
>>679615175
This is reposted bait you retards. She was real about three hours ago. This is some other faggot reusing the same images.
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>>679615031
MACHETE BRO YOU CAN DO IT DUDE
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>>679615007
she'll post another with a naruto thing in her asscheeks. and one of her squatting. and one of her in a doggy style position etc..
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>>679615031
Double suicide? Two bodies for the news is way better than one.
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where are others bros who go to the place?
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Phoenix native. Was around there in '03 with Boy scout troop. took this. no one believed me. stay safe OP.
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>>679615031
What time is it 4u? Save the coordinates and make a mark there or something.
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>>679615304
I don't know, but If this was just starting and wasn't 3 hours away I would go myself.
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>>679614785
What's yer kik?
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>>679614785
write Travis on your tits pls
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>>679614785
press tits together
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>>679615376
>59 6f 75 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 6c 72 65 61 64 79 20 63 6f 6d 65 20 74 6f 20 66 61 72 20 74 6f 20 62 61 63 6b 20 64 6f 77 6e 20 6e 6f 77 2e 20 a 49 66 20 79 6f 75 20 6c 65 61 76 65 20 77 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 66 6f 6c 6c 6f 77 20 79 6f 75
You have already come to far to back down now. If you leave we will follow you
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Ow fuck
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>>679615359
You can make it out alive, you fat shit
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>>679615359
Don't be a drama queen, Katana boy. Just sit down for a bit and catch your breath. You'll be able to get back to the car eventually
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>>679615007
TITS
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>>679615257
my ass is sore
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>>679614472
so... discovered any corpses or some shit yet?
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>>679615431
travis
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>>679615459
why did you put yourself in a thornbush if you have a machete?
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>>679615128
Nothing there anon..
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>>679615359
kys fat fuck
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>>679615484
shut up, stop giving him hope faggot
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AZ time is 1:30
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Machete, although you're tired think about what you are doing. think for a second the possibilities of what you can uncover. Think outside the box when imagining what out of our world ideas or objects or even persons you can uncover on this night, than keep it in mind as you force yourself to make the next step
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>>679614785
Commit sudoku
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>>679615286
UPDATE

Machete's last picture and quote leave something to be desired. In this anon's opinion, they seem very uncharacteristic of Machetebro. The seeming lack of will to continue, and loss of strength in his legs.

This coupled with "ow, fuck" pictures seem more like an attention-request rather than legit searching. Machete, don't you fall out on us.
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>>679615459
i believe i believe i believe
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>>679615524
That is bubble boy's job
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>>679615459
How the hell did you manage to do that..?
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>>679615540
travis...............
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>>679615546
tits pls
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>>679615546
another repost.
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>>679615459
Oh no! If only you had some sort of tool to cut through all that bullshit!
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>>679615595
>54 68 65 20 62 6f 64 69 65 73 20 61 72 65 20 72 6f 74 74 69 6e 67
The bodies are rotting
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>>679615546
Spread pussy
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>>679615459
Any smells or sounds or anything odd?
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Cant stay boss showing up soon plz send me caps NO PORN
[email protected]
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>>679615546
By all means, continue.
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>>679615304
Someone posted coordinates and said there's someone there or there's gold in a hole or something. Machete boy here is hoing to said coordinates but things are looking grim for our lone hero
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>>679615216
Relax /b/ro
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>>679615595
means: be quick my mom says i have to go to bed soon
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>>679615600
>checked
my sterile body is ready
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>>679615031
The police side of me says if you're really that worried go back to your car and call the police. I'm sure Arizona state troopers would have a similar response time to MSP

The /b/ side of me says keep going

like always the police side is smarter but the other one is more fun
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>>679615546
write 666 420 on your tits.
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Sitting frontal spreading pussy?
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>>679615669
>67 6f 20 74 6f 20 62 65 64 20 6e 69 67 67 65 72 73
go to bed niggers
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>>679615541
The cadets logic is sound
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>>679615690
SEEN IT
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>>679615546
write 'we believe in you machete bro' somewhere femanon. You're trying to hijack a thread that is a continuation of like 9 other threads that had been going on for at least 4 hours
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>>679615716
>4d 79 20 63 75 6d 20 74 61 73 74 65 73 20 6c 69 6b 65 20 6d 65 6d 65 20 73 61 75 63 65 20
My cum tastes like meme sauce
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>>679615716
>4d 79 20 63 75 6d 20 74 61 73 74 65 73 20 6c 69 6b 65 20 6d 65 6d 65 20 73 61 75 63 65 20
My cum tastes like meme sauce
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>>679615669
>67 6f 20 74 6f 20 62 65 64 20 6e 69 67 67 65 72 73
go to bed niggers
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>>679615584
what is he searching for?
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>>679615459

FOR HE SO LOVED THE MEMES THAT HE GAVE HIS ONE AND ONLY MACHETE BOY SO THAT HE WHO BELIEVES IN HIM WILL NOT PERISH BUT HAVE ETERNAL MEMES

AMEN
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>>679615709
>>679615690
Doesn't that count? :(
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>>679615764
>73 61 79 20 74 68 69 73 20 6f 6e 20 64 69 73 63 6f 72 64
say this on discord
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>>679615690
PRESS YOUR TITS TOGETHER PLEASE
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>>679615566
>79 6f 75 20 67 75 79 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 67 67 6f 74 73
my dick is green
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>>679615766
>4e 65 78 74 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 62 65 20 6d 79 20 6c 61 73 74 20 6d 65 73 73 61 67 65
Next will be my last message
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>>679615822
amen
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>>679615690
Bullshit. Shoe on head or gtfo
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>>679615842
>49 73 20 74 68 69 73 20 6c 6f 73 73 3f 20
Is this loss?
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>>679615376
where he have a battery for this so many hours?
>on hill?
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>>679615690
Bitch go deepthroat a banana i dont care
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CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP LISTENING TO YOUR CRUSTY UNWASHED SEMEN COVERED VIRGIN DICKS AND REMEMBER WHY THE FUCK WE MADE THIS THREAD? IT SURE AS HELL AINT CAUSE SOME RANDOM FAGGOT CAME AND DECIDED TO REPOST NUDES UNDER THE GUISE OF THE ORIGINAL POSTER OF THEM. SO CAN YOU HELPLESS LOT JUST SUPPORT MACHETE BRO ALREADY?!
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"lets do this"
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>>679615690
Let me get a close up of you spreading your pussy.
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Almsot at the top guys. Like one picture away... Here is the last one...
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>>679615863
Yes sir ;)
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>>679615690
you bi? straight? lesbian?
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>>679615893
Old pictures copied from earlier
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fuck stop hexing b! we need the real hex! the code giver could be in the danger now...
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>>679615811
That is the mystery. Something buried by the original anon, in theory. Possibly a body by the way it was hyped up.

-UAnon-
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>>679615868
>54 68 65 20 63 6f 6f 72 64 69 6e 61 74 65 20 73 68 6f 75 6c 64 20 64 69 72 65 63 74 20 79 6f 75 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 68 6f 6c 65 2c 20 65 6e 74 65 72 20 74 68 65 72 65
The coordinate should direct you to the hole, enter there
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Can I get some context on the machete bro? :)
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y'all are fucking retarded http://m.imgur.com/a/Z1KWD
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>>679615905
>49 74 20 73 65 65 6d 73 20 68 65 20 77 61 6e 74 73 20 61 74 74 65 6e 74 69 6f 6e 20 73 69 6e 63 65 20 68 65 20 68 61 73 20 67 69 76 65 6e 20 75 70 2e 20 a 4c 65 61 76 65
It seems he wants attention since he has given up. Leave
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On this day op was a faggot
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Threads over
Everybody go home
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>>679615955
shut your mouth, slut
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wait... what happened to the last picture of the house thing?
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>>679615893
she already has a pic of a white shoe on head. ask for black shoe on head.
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>>679615955
dubs of truth
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>>679615977
WASTE OF DUBS

FOCUS ON MACHETE
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>>679615942
>49 20 61 6d 20 77 61 69 74 69 6e 67 2c 20 63 6f 6d 65 20 6d 61 63 68 65 74 65 2e
I am waiting, come machete.
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>>679615690
New timestamp on tits
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>>679615616
Travis here.
There's another Travis in here, he asked her to put our name on her tits... I can agree with that. Please do it! >>679615546
>>679615007
>>679614785
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>>679615997
Spread that fucking pussy with a timestamp
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>>679615991
WASTED AND WOUNDED
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>>679615955
this
go machete bro
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no more puppers?? :(
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>>679615991
you got this machete bro
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>>679615991
There's our real hero.

Keep us updated.

>>679616060
House thing was fake.
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bump for machetebro
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>>679615975
end this quickly im bored
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>>679615991
FUARK YEA /b/RO KEEP GOING
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>>679615991
Make sure you have enough phone battery for the trip back to your car machete bro
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>>679616054
close your cumhole, faggot
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codebro here
fuck off with the random hex this is hard enough
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>>679615997
On your knees begging with mouth open :))
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Attention new fags! No unnecessary pictures, you will only make this thread 404. If you want to look at nudes leave this thread and then come back, if not icing quit with nudes and fakes already.
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>>679615991
Go machete, you sexy beast
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>>679615991
Don't disappoint us Machetebro
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>>679616087
>4c 65 74 5c 27 73 20 67 65 74 20 72 69 67 68 74 20 69 6e 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 6e 6f 6f 73 65
Let\'s get right into the noose
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All there is is Phoenix in the background. Live your life explore a little. Lulz
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>>679615997
Nice hands for piano
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>>679615991
bless you machete bro femanon hijacker got nothin on you
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>>679616073
I get dubs every post bruv.
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I won't even be mad if this is a ruse machete boy has been in out there for about 5 hours now
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>>679616194
>48 65 68 2c 20 77 68 65 6e 20 79 6f 75 20 66 6f 75 6e 64 20 74 68 65 20 68 6f 6c 65 2c 20 49 20 74 68 69 6e 6b 20 79 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 61 6c 72 65 61 64 79 20 74 6f 6f 20 6c 61 74 65
Heh, when you found the hole, I think you are already too late
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>>679615361
others were just trolling.
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>>679616212
...
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>>679616212
Np be the hero /b/ needs
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>>679616212
he got us guys
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>>679616212
HA! HAHA!
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>>679616212
dude is that fucking A mountain by asu you fucking fuck
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>>679616212
KEK YOU ALL JUST TOOK A TRIP ON THE RUSE CRUISE
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>>679615893
Haha this is silly!
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is katana boy ded
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>>679615977
>>679616244

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>679616212

YOU FUCKED KATANA BRO
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>>679616212
you have a unique experience of your life, enjoy it bro :)
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>>679616244
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>>679616212
Katanabro is out there dying holyshit
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>>679616212
Good shit bro
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RIP KATANA BRO YOU'RE AT THE WRONG PLACE
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>>679616212
OH KEK
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>>679616245
what the fuck...
.
.
.
sauce?
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Rip katanbro :(
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>>679616212
topkek
12/10 b8
good job machetebro :')
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>>679616274
>66 75 63 6b 20 79 6f 75 20 63 6f 64 65 62 72 6f 2e 20 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 6e 6f 74 20 68 61 72 64
fuck you codebro. you're not hard

my dick is hard you nigger
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>>679616360
heyyy that's pretty good
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>>679616212
are you just in tempe on a mountain by asu you fucking dick bag
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>>679616360
called it nigger
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>>679616212
But katana boy thought it was real and is still out there!
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>>679616355
>6d 61 63 68 65 74 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 6a 6f 69 6e 20 74 68 65 20 6f 74 68 65 72 73
machete will join the others
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>>679616212
MOTHER F-
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nice job machete bro
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>>679615977
>>679616244
>>679616377

Holy shit I did it again
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>>679616414
>61 6e 79 62 6f 64 79 20 63 61 6e 20 70 6f 73 74 20 61 6e 79 74 68 69 6e 67 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78 20 69 74 27 73 20 6e 6f 74 20 68 61 72 64
aXMgYmFzZSA2NCBhbnkgZWFzaWVyIGZhZ2dvdD8=
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>>679616435
Fucking Kek/10
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I knew you were a fucking faker! I'm going to die out here because of you!
>>679616212
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>>679616371
Yes, niggerbro got him.
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>>679616389
lel he fucking rused you nerds and killed that fat fuck

But seriously build the wall.
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>>679616212
fucking beautiful
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>>679616212
R I P K A T A N A B O Y
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OSDHI KATANA BOY
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help kantan boy
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>>679616212
holy shit. katana boy is fucked...
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What happened to machete /b/?
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Travis sounds gay lol
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>>679616506
rest in piece
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>>679616506
katana bro might be dead
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>>679616389
mfw katanabro actually went out to the bloodybasin thinking machete bro was going to be out there just to die
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>>679616469
>79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 61 6c 6c 20 73 74 75 70 69 64 20 74 77 65 6c 76 65 20 79 65 61 72 20 6f 6c 64 73 2e 20 6e 6f 74 68 69 6e 67 20 69 73 20 72 65 61 6c 20 79 6f 75 20 64 75 6d 62 20 73 68 69 74 73
you're all stupid twelve year olds. nothing is real you dumb shits
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Fucking waste of a night for this ruse
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I'm fucking crying 10/10
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UPDATE

Machete Bro: Trolled us, kys
Katana Bro: For all we know, he's still out there and gonna kill himself
Screwdriver Bro: MIA, probably out lost until he gets home. Phone most likely died.
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>>679616566
>79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 61 6c 6c 20 73 74 75 70 69 64 20 74 77 65 6c 76 65 20 79 65 61 72 20 6f 6c 64 73 2e 20 6e 6f 74 68 69 6e 67 20 69 73 20 72 65 61 6c 20 79 6f 75 20 64 75 6d 62 20 73 68 69 74 73
>>679616566
>>679616566


PLZ WRITE TITS ON TITS
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Katanaboy better be rusing too, I think we just killed a fat boy
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>>679616506
RIP in peace Katana /b/ro
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>>679616566
i actually requested this pic in the previous thread. fuckin stop.
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Include me in the reddit post
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Can you guys imagine for a sec that machete bro is just trolling, but there is some real fucked up shit up there and the guy responsable think he is coming
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>>679616212
god damnit
post some more fucking nudes
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KATANA BOY NOOOO
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>>679616506
KATANA BOY, NO
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>>679616566
How close are you to Phoenix?
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Wait... Gunbro here....

I drived all the way out here for nothing...?
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>>679616469
we know, but its still better than the shit that is usually posted here
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>>679616212
MACHETE DUDE YOU FUCKING KILLED KATANA BOY
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>>679616566
ikr my names dumb irl tbh fam
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>>679616697
kek
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>>679616666
Chill Satan
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>>679616506
kek called it
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>>679616708
oh youre still going? thought you quit
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WHY COULDNT SOMEONE JUST DIE
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>>679616506
Hoo, you better call 911 katana boy. Or go back to your car, slowly
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Welp
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Anyone going to the nofx show on Sunday at the Marque?
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>>679616566
write Mac Daddy on yourself
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So what's everyone up to?
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>>679616212

UPDATE

Thread has become cancer.

Pictures are being taken in Phoenix, not in Bloody Basin.

The truth? Niggerbro was the real hero who went out and found OP. Alas, OP killed him.

OP was in fact Screwdriverbro.

Machetebro/Spoopy were a rouse.

Katanabro, the second real hero, is out there at Bloody Basin dying from an asthma attack, all because of this topkekkery.

...In other words, GET TO THE NUDES!

And yes, Gunbro... if you in fact drove out there, it's all smoke and mirrors, it seems.

This has been the final report by

-UAnon-
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no worries guys we can work with this. hes on one of these
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>>679616708
>for nothing
No you faggot, you were never going there to extract the machete spic, go take some photos of a basin. Or save katanaboy.
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Girl you want to spread those pussy lips and stick something inside for us all?
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>mfw katanafag died all because of an elaborate ruse
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>>679616720
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>>679616815
I knew you had more dick pics in ya
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>>679616815
cut off your fucking dick, shit bag
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machete made us all look at dick pics for 5 hours.. well played
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>>679616815
Kek you fagit
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Rip in peace Katana b/ro
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>>679616815
you are in tempe
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>>679616815
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>>679616360
WOW this anon predicted exactly what picture you'd take! Golly gee.
>>679616061
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Post JPEG someone
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>>679616822
Fuck your hot. Write jim on tits
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Cover yourself in baby oil
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>>679616815
You are a legend
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>>679616920
>49 20 61 6d 20 74 68 65 20 6f 6e 65 20 77 68 6f 20 69 73 20 67 6f 69 6e 67 20 74 6f 20 64 69 65 20 6e 65 78 74 2e 2e 20 54 68 61 6e 6b 20 79 6f 75 20 66 6f 72 20 79 6f 75 72 20 68 65 6c 70
I am the one who is going to die next.. Thank you for your help
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>>679616840
thank you bases UAnon
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>>679616840
Thank you update anon, you are the true hero of this thread!
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We've been smeckledorfed.
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>>679616697
Not too close.
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>>679616881
fuck off fag / OP
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>>679616840
love ya <3
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>>679616822
>]
Snapchat?
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>>679616815
it's not a complete waste of a night
god damn cock tease bifag I followed you for hours!
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IM COMING FOR YOU KATANA BOY!
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Carrying a machete around Tempe like a retard. Just contacted the police letting them know an armed skinny fat faggot is walking around the lightrail station with a machete.
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if youre on this mountain in particular, literally kill yourself
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>>679616902
But /b/ wanted to look at dick pics.
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>>679616985
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
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>>679616902
Like you weren't going to look at dick pics for 5 hours anyway, anon.

-UAnon-
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>>679616822
http://imgur.com/a/Z1KWD
Got ya bitch
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>>679616956
I swear fam, if she writes Jim and thinks the word Travis sounds gay, fuck her tbh
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>>679616956
It's a repost you fucking retard
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>>679616566
New timestamp on tits or gtfo
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>>679616822
Write Andree on a paper please. with your face
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>>679616797
I can't dial 911! Theyll put me on suicide watch again! I'm so Fucking thirsty dude. What do I do!
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>>679617001
>69 20 74 6f 6f 20 63 61 6e 20 74 79 70 65 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78
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faggots all this code was fake from the beginning
http://www.asciitohex.com/
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>>679616881
>>679616881
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>>679616863
kek
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>>679617041
UofA anon???
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>>679616987
What's yer kik?
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>>679616840
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>679617076
>
Drink your cum
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>>679617076
drink your cum
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>>679617076
Are you serious all the way out there?
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>>679616972
>>679616978
>>679616997

Much love all around gents.

*Tips Fedora*

-UAnon-
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>>679616987
Write Andree on a paper with titties and face please. Or whole body please. I beg you
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>>679617096
>42 69 67 20 54 6f 6e 79 20 68 65 72 65 2c 20 43 54 52 4c 2b 43 20 61 6e 64 20 43 54 52 4c 2b 56 20 69 6e 74 6f 20 61 20 63 6f 6e 76 65 72 74 65 72 20 69 73 6e 27 74 20 66 75 6e 2e
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>>679617076
go back to your car
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>>679617076
TAKE A SHIT
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>>679617076
kill yourself on tinychat
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>>679617076
Drink your piss or KYS
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>>679616506
RIP
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>>679617015
He drove you rused into anal annihilation faggot.
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>>679617009
Welcome to /b/
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>>679616881
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>>679617076
DRINK YOUR CUM
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>>679617076
DRINK YOUR CUM
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>>679616987
suddenly you have a ring on.
>repost
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Fags!!!!
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Glad to know I was the one to start the black bag.
Love you guys
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>>679617076
Well, can't you use your GPS? your internet seems to be working fine. If you don't find your way back to a road or call 911, you die anyways
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>>679617170
So -UAnon- otherwise know at the real MVP, does there appear to be a grain of truth to this thread or the whole thing an elaborate ruse?
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>>679617076
listen homie, if worst comes to worst you can drink your piss aight mate, but only do it once otherwise that shit will be too toxic u got this bruv
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>>679617076
better drink your piss

-Bear Grylls
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>>679617076
Order pizza and get a drink
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>>679617076
its 1:45 and youre on a mountain with a god damn katana. good thing youre in Sheriff Joe's county you fuckign pleb
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>Katana Boy, the An Hero of /b/
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More ass? ;)
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>>679617104
No. UpdateAnon.

Though, I did go to college in Phoenix years ago.
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>>679617234
>41 6c 73 6f 2c 20 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 61 20 66 61 67
59 6f 75 20 73 75 72 65 20 61 62 6f 75 74 20 74 68 61 74 3f 20 49 20 6d 65 61 6e 20 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 74 68 65 20 6f 6e 65 20 68 61 76 69 6e 67 20 74 6f 20 69 6e 73 75 6c 74 20 6d 65 20 74 68 72 6f 75 67 68 20 61 20 63 6f 6e 76 65 72 74 65 72
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>>679617259
oh my god
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>>679617076
SCREENSHOT YOUR GOOGLE MAPS LOCATION I'LL COME RESCUE YOU
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>>679617187
Ive been wandering around for an hour! I've gone way further from my car
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>>679617322
no fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>679617322
>Write Andree on a paper please. with your face
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>>679617322
fat
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Nigerbro update so im fucking driving out here for nothing
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>>679617322
Ehh, but you should spread those pussy lips.
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>>679617373
call the cops?
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>>679617406
Gay name
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>>679617259
I'd still fuck you
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>>679617322
Yeah, you could definitely use some.
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>>679617376
;)
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Is OP kill? Fuck.
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Katana boy I luv ya
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>>679617284
It would appear the whole thing was an elaborate ruse. It's entirely possible, however, that Katanaboy is out there near Bloody Basin having an asthma attack and possibly having trouble getting back to his vehicle, and or that Screwdriverbro is in similar straits.

...though I expect the reality is, neither of them existed either.

-UAnon-
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WELL THREAD IS AB TO 404, IT'S BEEN GREAT RIP KATANA BOY IF HE DIDN'T DRINK HIS OWN CUM
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idc if these nudes are reposts ill take em
>>
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>>679617322
Okay your hot as fuck but why do this do you get aroused or need attentiom or some shit why?
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>>679617373
Oh katana boy you bumble fuck. Still have GPS? head back to car, you won't die of thirst in less than three days. If you're hopelessly lost you better call fuckin' 911. Also post some timestamp of where you are. You know, for the police case
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>>679617322
Can I please just get a pic of you biting your lip? Preferably with a scarf on if you have it
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If anyone is in Katana Boys area, please report to his location immediately. We cannot let this man fall.
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>>679617453
Favorite naruto character ?
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>>679617531
Just to the imgur gallery someone posted above
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BUBBLE BOY IS BUBBLE PISSED
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Shout out Katana /b/ro, was fun while it lasted. Hope you rip in peace
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IT WAS ME ANONS

I WAS SCREWDRIVERBRO

IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

I WAS THE AUTHOR OF ALL OF YOUR PAIN

IT WAS ME

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>679617509
Thanks for the update and keeping the threads going. Best of luck to you in whatever you do, cheers
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>>679617562
>6b 61 74 61 6e 61 20 62 72 6f 20 69 73 20 64 65 61 64
katana bro is dead
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ima find you machete bro and suck yo dick
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>>679617076
Just call the police anon, One of the older guys I used to work with was a trooper out that way and he was one of the most genuinely good people I know.
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TL;DR

Elaborate ruse by machetebro
Fat kid and gunbro supposedly still real, fat kid currently dying becuase asthma, gunbro can't find him. Go to bed niggers.
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>>679617637
bubble boy never had his chance to shine
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>>679617373
look at your steps and follow them backwards
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katana boy is in his back yard...
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>>679617637
YOU MUST SAVE KATANA BOY
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>>679617637
kek
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>>679617677
>>679617677

Thread will 404 very soon.
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When "-UAnon-" actually posts legitimate updates. I like you UAnon how about you contact me and we can have a nice chat Xerauma@gmail
and for the fags out there it's a new email so troll as you like
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>>679617645
Same
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>>679617076
Try ditching the Katana and call the police. IF YOU REALLY NEEDED, I could drive out to get you depending on where you are
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