What do you regret, /b/?
I regret never filing myself masturbate or lezzing out with my best friend when I was a teen. I still like girls that age and would watch videos of 11 year old me jilling off religiously.
I never got a video camera until I was well over 20. I miss my tiny body.
What about any of you fags? What do you look back on and regret?
>tits or gtfo
I got fat. Not showing my tits, the don't look good to anyone anymore. Another reason I wish I did what I never did. I wish I had proof I used to be young, tight, and sexy.
>>679611709
damn OP. i like u
>>679611709
>>679611709
More stories of preteen lesbian sex
I regret going down on this bitch with the lights off
>>679611830
what guy (or girl in my case) wouldn't be turned on to watch their girlfriends forbidden sex tapes, capturing their teen years, right?
no need to even feel guilty like it was CP. I would have made it myself, and never shared it with anyone until I was over 18 anyhow...
>>679611855
no. Fat, saggy, ugly.
>>679611994
>>679611968
not preteen. A girl I knew when I was 14 to 16.
we got touchy after a while.
almost typical story. we talked about masturbating, and she didn't know how.
I masturbated while she watched, and then again while she tried to copy me.
eventually, cause she was having no luck, I went in with my fingers and started playing around.
we never got crazy, but we kissed, fingered, and even did a bit of oral, before I had to move.
>>679611855
thats such a fucking annyoing face
>would watch videos of 11 year old me jilling off religiously
I kinda want to see those videos of you now
Also, is it illegal to watch videos of yourself as a child masturbating?
> me just get off bartending shift
> see another 8/10 bartender grill
> being too coked up to invite over
> stand in parking lot @ gas station bitching about work.
JUST HAPPENED 10 mins ago..
FUCK!
> Forever alone jpg. ??
>>679612232
I don't know.
And I wouldn't care. Other than with a significant other, I wouldn't share them. They never leave my keeping.
>>679612208
That's such a fucking annoying post
>>679612385
people who want my tits, just imagine each one looked like this dude's face. Awful tits.
Seriously, an ladies here?
Don't let yourself get fat! Ever! You ruin everything!
>>679612519
Dont think I could if I wanted too. Crazy metabolism.
>>679612519
>>679612519
no ladies. just us men
tits or gtfo
Also, fat women have it way better than skinny women
>>679612519
Just post them please. I like fatties
>>679612633
Don't expect that to change!
>>679612630
that's great now, but don't expect to be able to count on it in the future! You think you're eating the same, and being just as active, and slowly things creep up on you!
>>679612673
you ain't getting my fat tits. I'm in my mid thirties now and just as disgusting as the rest of you basement dwellers. That's on me and I regret it, but I ain't sharing my nasty tits
>>679611709
Not having sex when I was 13 years old with a femanon who ached for my cock.
>>679612519
I am a Alpha
Just been doing free rails all nite and making money
was like FUCK should of invited over to smoke/drink whatever....
>>679612846
Post the tits OP
>>679612519
Stop being a little bitch and show tits. No one feels sorry for you.
>>679612846
Well I am still pretty young but I'll keep an eye on myself I guess. I eat decently. I only stumbled into this thread because you remind me of me. I hope I never get taller, I like being petite.
>>679612846
>>679612846
My dick is really hard for you right now. Post the tits and relieve me
how does a 10-14y/o pussy feel like? does it get creamy and wet and is it too tight/short for a 7inch?
>>679612846
What about ass and pussy
>>679612982
Show tits.
>>679612201
I came
>>679612843
I don't like chubby chasers.
I don't like how I look, so I don't like hearing guys try to tell me how I'm just their type. I don't care. Being a sea cow is gross.
>>679612946
thread isn't about tits. it's about little girls masturbating, and regrets. no one else has shared regrets, so how about this?
what would you do if the girl you were dating pulled out a dvd and popped it in, and you saw her, at 11 or 12 or 13, playing with herself. And she thought the sexiest thing possible was watching her younger self get off, and watching you get off on seeing such a tiny girl masturbate?
>>679613111
Checked
>>679611977
wtf happened to that bitch?
>>679613111
im a chestlet, you wouldnt even believe I had any if I took a pic.
And I aint showin anythign else.
>>679612982
being petite is great! sexy little girls who grow up and still look like sexy little girls!
how do i remind you of you?
you want to make videos of yourself for your own enjoyment when you're older?
>>679613172
Just do everyone a favour and kill yourself. You are nothing but a disappointment.
>>679613172
How about this? Post your fucking tits
>>679613309
oh no! someone on /b/ thinks I'm a disappointment!
>>679613294
That's not a bad idea at all actually.
At least, if only so I dont regret it down the road
>>679613172
>>679613286
Tits or gtfo.
>>679613286
Then you're a confirmed faggot with a penis.
Post tits you whale
>>679613502
i almost wish that were true
almost
>>679613449
why would you?
you're filming them for yourself. don't put them online. don't save them in the cloud, or leave them on your phone.
have a separate memory card to put them all on, so you can watch yourself later.
if they don't get out, and if you don't distribute them, there is no reason to regret having them! It's just fun. A way to see a hot, young body enjoy itself, and a reminder you'd always have of you at that delicious age!
I think it's time to sage
in all fields
>sage
Is nobody else in this thread concerned that OP is clearly a pedophile?
>>679613607
Calling you out, Flat chested faggot with a penis.
>>679613229
Nerve gas
>>679613402
>>679613674
So you fat pedo pig, how was your relationship with daddy?
>>679613049
feels like a pussy. at that age they are easily aroused and get wet but it's not a bad idea to use some extra lube anyway. physically the vagina is capable of having adult size cocks girth wise, but like all girls their depth varies, doubt you could fit all 7 in, 5-6 max
>>679613702
>faggot who would freak out and run to the cops if his GF put on videos of herself as a teen for his enjoyment
>>679613720
so what? I don't hurt anyone. And I would be getting off to my videos of me. Who is hurt?
>>679613720
No, you're literally the only non-pedo on this board
How did you even find this place?
>>679613758
You're completely missing the point of that image, just saying.
>>679613674
Oh I always keep any private stuff or porn seperate and safe, nothing would get out
>>679611709
Can a 12 year old girl fit a banana or a cucumber into her pussy?
>>679613847
Sage
In
All
Fields
>>679613876
>>679613847
>>679611709
Don't you understand how this works? Nobody is going to take you seriously unless you post tits. We could give a shit what they look like.
>>679613758
I didn't "hurr durr" I'm a girl for attention. I'm not here for attention. I'm here to share a fantasy/regret of mine I thought you fags would enjoy.
>>679613831
Not bad. He worked, he drank, he hung out with friends, and he freaked out a bit when I told him i liked girls. fairly normal
>>679613049
i'm the liar because i won't show tits, but all of you fags claim to have at least 7 inch cocks.
right. because you and your massive 7inch cock would rather be on /b/ on a friday night than get pussy
how does it feel? small, tight, wet, but not as wet as it gets now. way to small for a dick of normal size. at least at 10 and 11.
>>679614241
can you tell us about the first time you tried masturbation?
>>679613961
then I say go for it!
if nothing else, it's kinky!
You'll be able to watch yourself, and technically, that porn would be illegal. Something no one is allowed to have. But you have it, and you can watch it all you want. The more videos, the more variety, the better!
>>679614241
Show us your tits or im sinking the thread
Seriously guys, stop replying. You are talking to a 300lb neckbeard.
>>679611709
You can still be tight and sexy if you work at it. Get down the gym
>>679613996
cucumber? i didn't try, but probably not.
A banana? yes! I peeled and used one a few times.
learned after the first time I have to clean myself out very well after that or else I'll regret it, though!
>>679614241
>I didn't "hurr durr" I'm a girl for attention. I'm not here for attention. I'm here to share a fantasy/regret of mine I thought you fags would enjoy.
>>679611709
>What do you regret, /b/?
>I regret never filing myself masturbate or lezzing out with my best friend when I was a teen. I still like girls that age and would watch videos of 11 year old me jilling off religiously.
>I never got a video camera until I was well over 20. I miss my tiny body.
>What about any of you fags? What do you look back on and regret?
>>tits or gtfo
>I got fat. Not showing my tits, the don't look good to anyone anymore. Another reason I wish I did what I never did. I wish I had proof I used to be young, tight, and sexy.
Looks a lot like attention whoring to me, attention whore
>>679614389
Fuck it, I'll do it
>>679614504
>A banana? yes! I peeled and used one a few times.
Ok HOW the FUCK did you manage that? I tried that, and just made a huge mess, didnt work at all
>>679614447
some parts recover. Other's don't.
Even if I could, you're missing the point. I want to see myself at 11 again, experiencing it all for the first time, for the camera, knowing I'll watch it later.
I could take or leave as I am now.
>>679614633
dubs have spoken
>>679614633
I'm answering questions, that's all.
did i start my thread saying "i'm a woman, give me attention!" or did i ask what people regretted, and share a regret?
yes, i picked one that titillates, but it is still a real regret, and i figured the pedos here would appreciate the titillation.
I regret not fucking this drunk passed out chick, when I was younger. Felt her up though
>>679614656
greener bananas work better. They're firmer. And you have to fight not to squeeze down on them (which is hard when it feels good!).
>>679614896
In other words you're attention whoring. You could have worded it without mentioning being "female", but you didn't because you're attention whoring
>>679615152
this
>>679615023
Yeah no kidding...
Didnt work for me at all, but mine was bright yellow, and I had no clue what I was doing. First time with anything like it, just... smooshed. Dont even think I really got it in.
Still ate it.
>>679614360
I don't remember.
when I would wipe after i peed, i noticed a tickle sensation over my pee hole. I was... maybe 6? And so i played with the tickle.
Over time, I got very good playing with the tickle.
I had NO IDEA what it was until I was 10 or so and we had our first sex ed health class! I didn't know i was masturbating!
>>679615152
so you want to hear about 11 year old boys masturbating? I mean, if that's your thing, that's cool.
>>679615329
When I was in my early 20's, several gang members attempted to jump me and take my shit. I pulled out a knife and stabbed a couple of them and began fighting alone with one while the others ran away. I was going to kill him, since it would fall under our self-defense laws, but I ended up letting him go after hearing him plea for his life. About a year later, he was on the news because he murdered an elderly lady.
I regret not finishing him off the night he tried to rob me, because it would have saved somebody elses life later on.
>>679615270
>Still ate it.
that's the best part!
if felt SO NAUGHT eating the banana that was in my cunny!
Mom was confused, I had never liked bananas much, and suddenly I was eating at least one a week. She had no idea that the only reason I ate them was because i was masturbating with them first, and i eating them afterwards felt more naughty than even masturbating!
but yeah, bright yellow bananas are good for nothing but making banana bread with. too soft!
>>679615510
WOW!
OMG, I'm so sorry!
That's terrible!
>>679615329
Better than hearing about 11 year old girls masturbating from some 34 year old faggot weeaboo
>>679615510
old people arent worth saving cuz theyre pretty much dead already bruh
>>679615747
>>679615747
ok. got it. You would rather watch little boys masturbate. all that trap threads, i'm not surprised.
maybe someone should ask you about your daddy.
>>679615588
Wow, are you me? At least, in the eating it part? Even after the mess I made, it was so oddly satisfying, eating it up.
>>679615510
Jesus christ, I am sorry...
It means nothing from me, but it really was NOT your fault. You cant blame yourself. It wasn't Peter Parkers fault uncle Ben died. Same situation. People take responsibility for their own actions. You did save a life. It happened to be the wrong one. But you could not have possibly known that.
>>679615952
>implying
>ignores tits or gtfo
Don't be stupid anon. Just admit you're a faggot attention whore and we'll all move on
>>679615953
when i was discovering sex, it was a full sensory thing. It wasn't just how it felt. I liked hearing myself moan, I loved feeling myself as much as I loved the feelings I was giving myself. I liked to smell my fingers after I fingered myself, but the first time I tasted a hint of myself was on the banana.
After a while, tasting myself was something I did every time I got off, if I wasn't in a hurry (on in the shower, which washes it away). It was because I liked tasting myself so much that I wondered whether I might actually be a lez.
it's really hot to hear you like it too! So many girls I've known, even other lezzies, had no interest in tasting themselves (or in playing with food like bananas)
>>679616305
I asked if he preferred little boys. he literally said it was preferable to little girls. I didn't imply anything.
>>679614656
How old are you?
>>679616320
>I liked to smell my fingers after I fingered myself
THIS SO MUCH
Was actually my sister who first showed me hers, and the smell grossed me out at first. Was at least a year after I started exploring shit myself and fell in love with it all.
>After a while, tasting myself was something I did every time I got off
Same, still do
>I liked tasting myself so much that I wondered whether I might actually be a lez.
Are you one?
>>679616526
>>679616621
>Are you one?
yeah, at least I think so.
I've never been with a guy. Men don't gross me out, and neither does the idea of being with one sexually, but it never happened and I never pursued it. I went after women.
how about you? I assume you're at least bi, but i could be wrong.
>>679611709
Welcom m'lady. *tips hat Please continue.
>>679611709
I regret doing a course that I used to really enjoy but now I realise that I would have preferred to do things more aligned to my tastes than just following my (ex) girlfriend.
And she cheated on me too several times before I found out.
>>679616526
laziest virus scam I've ever seen.
an .scr file? who opens those anymore? NO ONE.
>>679616894
i have been...
>>679616847
yeah bi, not that im exactly experienced in either fields ;n;
This girl is Ana Marcela Salazar Camacho. I went to Costa Rica surfing about 12 years ago and fucked her, she is around 27 now. Got my thumb up her ass and eating her out, and finally after begging she let me inside. The next day she was with her family, and ignored me. I have always wanted to fuck her again. Keep in mind she was 15, and I was 31. Always wanted to go down there and find her again.
https://cr.linkedin.com/in/ana-marcela-salazar-a3531589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkndRcv5yzI&t=120s
>>679616959
that sucks. still, you shouldn't let what she did effect what you enjoy. cheating is shitty though. I don't have much tolerance for disloyalty.
>>679617049
that's OK. despite my kinks, I'm a little old fashioned, and I think it's preferable if people don't rush to sleep with others just for the experience. Better to be with someone you care for.
that's just my opinion. other people can do what they want, i try not to judge.
>>679615657
>>679615953
I honestly believe that the stress I developed after seeing him on the news gave me PTSD to some degree. For several years afterwards, I would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night having panic attacks. The panic attacks eventually stopped, but I do still think about it every time I see an elderly person. I try not to blame myself, but once in a while feel some 'guilt', if you can call it that. By the way, thanks for the encouraging words from each of you.
>>679617355
That sounds like real PTSD, not the bullshit tumblr kind, and very understandable.
You shouldn't blame yourself for it. You didn't do the act of violence. The blame goes to the system that either never spent the resources to catch him, or that let him out!
>>679617235
It's not old fashioned at all. More people than you think still believe in that!
I sure do. Hence my turning down a few guys, and two girls. I actually regret one of the girls though, she was a qt
>>679617355
I dont know what else to say man. I feel real fucking bad for you, it sounds like a horrible thing to experience, regardless of the fact that it certainly was NOT your fault. I am very glad to hear that you have not had any more panic attacks.
>>679617207
odd that you found her again, and that she is doing Alzheimer awareness videos now... but I suppose it makes sense that, at 27, she'd have a job.
Still, that's a hell of a name to remember for 12 years!
>>679617651
that's a relief to hear!
that people still feel that way, I mean.
I had been tempted with hookups too, but i would rather have found a cutie who wanted more than just casual sex.
then again, i'm not against experimenting. like i said above, i had a friend I had some contact with. If it is someone you are close to and trust, I don't think there is much harm in messing around, a little, as long as you both know where you want to make sure you stop.
Not going to my best friend's funeral. I didnt think i could handle it. He would understand.
>>679617922
yeah i feel you. basically in that situation right now
>>679618016
He absolutely would, dont worry anon
>>679618016
as long as he'd understand, it's not a regret, right?
just visit his grave
>>679618062
enjoy it, then! it's an absolute thrill being able to experiment! just don't feel bad, or silly, or guilty, for taking things slowly.
and if you do decide to record yourself, either don't include them, or get their permission! recording without their knowledge isn't a good idea i don't think
>>679618378
Oh its hardly experimenting thus far. Im honestly very shy when im not talking on an anonymous image board haha.
but, err, im definately going to record myself at least. You convinced me of that much!
>>679618590
I'm glad! It's private, you won't regret it!
and maybe it's kind of narcissistic, but it is SO HOT watching yourself get off!
>>679618693
Oh i dont doubt at all.
When I was much younger, I experimented with my juices, smeared it over my mouth, just so I could see what it looked like in the mirror.
yes, i know how stupid that sounds, but it was a huge turn on at the time, one of my first REAL turns ons in fact
>>679618062
yeah i dont worry about it, not that big of a regret. Even if i could go back in time i likely still wouldnt go
>>679618590
and trust me, i get being shy when not anonymous! I'd never talked about wanting to do this before!
And I'm glad I did, because you where here, and you won't miss out on what I did! I really think you'll enjoy it! And being able to look back on it later, so hot!
Damnit, 4chan ate my post it seems.
>>679618882
We all have memories like this, that are sorrowful, but set, if that makes any sense.
>>679618901
Truth be told, it's not even the first time I have considered it. Just needed a push I think
>>679619452
>>679619169
lol, it's here, just took a minute.
did that to me earlier!
Well, I'm glad I gave you then push!
sadly, i needed more than the push, I needed a camera! lol. No cellphone cams when I was that age.
i guess, knowing you'll do it, I don't need to regret it as much!
>>679619452
happens, packets got lost in the nsa server
>>679619656
One of the perks of growing up in my generation I guess haha
You cant regret what you couldnt help though, so you shouldnt worry too much about missing out. Although I feel bad that you can never see what you really want...
>>679619814
well, I'll live. There are plenty of things I'll never be able to do to 11 year old me, and I just have to accept that lol.
So, a decade from now, mid twenties, do you think you'd pull out the file and show it to a boyfriend or girlfriend, give them the taboo chance to see you, as a teen, getting off?
or will this be all for you?
>>679619998
Well I cant speak for future me, exactly, but... I think I'd probably share it to someone I trusted enough, yeah
Theres something rather arousing about that
>>679616409
You do understand you are on /b/?
Many of us like boys.
What of it?
This has nothing at all to do with YOUR obligation to tits or GTFO,
>>679620181
I think it's the taboo factor. Its something that no one is supposed to see!
but, like i said, there is no harm in seeing it, if you choose to show it, and are no younger at that "young, vulnerable, innocent age" lol.
most people enjoy the teen body, they just can't admit it. it is a dirty. secret treat to be able to show them that!
>>679620181
and it helps you make videos.
do all sorts of things, and really play them up for the camera. get silly and creative. if no one else ever sees them, who cares? even if just for you, you get to watch yourself do all sorts of kinky things!
>>679620443
>>679620533
I'll do a few
And yeah, the taboo of it is a real turn on
You have a damn good way with words haha
>>679620750
I think about it a lot. Once I realized I wished I had done it, I thought a lot about exactly why.
I get aggravated when I can't put my reasons in words! lol
>>679620876
You and me sound very similar then haha
>>679620937
well, we both like the idea of watching our underaged selves masturbate on video for ourself, we both like girls, we both like banana that tastes like out own pussies....
lol
just don't get big like i did! and some lucky guy or girl is in for a REAL treat with you!
>>679621062
Try lose weight, you'll feel better about yourself lovey.
Youve been great to chat to, so I am sure youre a great person who shouldnt deserve to be self loathing.
Sorry if i sound preachy, just have a tendency to try help people i like
but yes, our similarities... haha. This is one of the weirdest threads ive ever been in, can say that for sure
>>679621289
I intend to work out.
it isn't self loathing.... it's just being aware that how I look now? it isn't desirable. And the older you get, the harder it is to lose that weight.
And I thought I looked best as a teen. If I lost weight and took care of myself and people thought I was a 9 or something, I'd still be bummed that I didn't look like I did at your age.
great talking to you!
Have fun!
>>679621490
Oh I can totally emphasize with that. Im enjoying my youthful body while I can.
Now I realize why you long to see yourself again
>>679621602
but you won't have to!
Any time you want, you'll be able to put on that video, and see you, young and perfect, and watch you touch yourself.
That will be amazing.
Make sure to eat all the bananas though. That's as fun to watch as it is to taste!
>>679621722
Have one with me right now lol
The smell of it all is what gets me the most
>>679621999
trips don't lie LOL
you know what else is fun, but you have to be careful the don't get lost?
>>679622100
Whats that?
>>679614241
Come on fam, why you gotta make me feel bad? I honestly wish my 7-inch cock could talk for me, since I'm such an autist with girls.
>>679621999
oh, and for smell, btw?
clean panties. Completely fresh, either brand new or from the wash.
Just push the crotch of them into you an inch or so, and let them dangle while you rub yourself off, right?
When you pull them out, they're all wet, and it is nothing but your cum!
Smell 'em, suck on 'em, whatever you like!
>>679622172
strawberries!
they taste better than bananas anyways!
so you cut off the tops, the green leafy part, and then, if you're wet enough and they're not to big? Pop one in. Two if you're feeling adventurous!
And you masturbate while they are in you! Again, you have to rub your clit, because inserting something might crush them, and that's hard to clean!
but when you're done, pop them out, and you can have a glazed berry as a snack!
I have SUCH an oral fixation, so i loved doing that!
>>679622383
>Just push the crotch of them into you an inch or so, and let them dangle while you rub yourself off, right?
>When you pull them out, they're all wet, and it is nothing but your cum!
I feel like an idiot for never trying this
>strawberries!
>masturbate while they are in you!
>when you're done, pop them out, and you can have a glazed berry as a snack!
Hoooly shit gonna try this too
>>679622577
panty stuffing is SO HOT, and because it's fabric, it soaks up a lot of juice!
it's hard to find online, because you either find girls with dirty panties (ick. i enjoy hygiene and being clean!) of they shove the whole things up there, which seems like it would be uncomfortable. Just that part, slipped in, is more than enough to catch all the lovely smells and flavors, and soak them up when you cum on them!
I love it. Cumming really hard, and them, while I'm enjoying the afterglow, smelling and sucking my cum out of the panties.
And you will never eat berries the same again!
It is SUCH a turn on that you like these ideas! I don't think you even understand!
Damn ladies, reading y'alls conversation is pretty hot.
I'm sure you two are turned on as well?
Why don't you tell me what all you have in your room/house. Do you have toys, shoelaces, hair ties, whatever?
Kinda want to have a mutual masturbation session with y'all lmao
>>679622903
LOL, I'm just giving her ideas. I took care of myself hours ago.
as for toys? Just a few bullet vibes. But once I lose weight, I wanna save up and get me a sybian!
>>679611709
grad school.
>>679622843
Oh gosh, I'm glad i turned you on haha
Ive honestly never even considered most of this stuff, but its really clicking with me.
>>679622903
Hehe I dont have anything interesting I dont think, but im glad youre entertained!
OP here, okay I admit I'm a guy. But if I told you from the start, nobody would have joined this discussion. So thanks for falling for it
>>679623161
not OP, nice try
>>679623016
I'm taking care of myself now, lol. Your food items are fun, but make sure you wash them first! Read about a girl getting a bad reaction to pesticides in it or something.
Sybians look like a lot of fun though...
BTW I'm a guy, wanna help me out? Maybe give suggestions/dares?
>>679623114
I'm sure me and the OP could figure SOMETHING out. Just list what you have in your possession, lol
>>679623211
oh, yeah. and sugars can lead to yeast infections. no fun at all.
ALWAYS WASH FOOD BEFORE YOU FUCK IT lol
afraid i don't have dares for guys. men aren't my thing. Don't hate 'em or nothing, just not what i go for
>>679623271
this banana for one haha
I dont really have anything else, I usually just use my fingers
>>679623161
We knew you were a guy, nigger.
So's the other guy pretending to be a girl as well.
You're both faggots.
>>679623114
Like I said, I discovered my lust for myself, and I think my lesbianism came from just seeing that I could enjoy the same things in other girls as I do for me.
so a lot of my fetish stuff revolves around my own smell, my own taste, and because of that, my own cleanliness.
My advice? Don't masturbate. Have sex with yourself, or make love to yourself. Be kinky.
Foods are great fun. You have to make sure they are clean, and that you clean yourself out afterwards, but there are SO MANY food things to play with (though the sweets are best. sugar and sex go together!)
>>679623510
this is why IDs aren't a bad thing.
someone has a different ID, they can't bullshit they they're OP
>>679623361
I understand. Still, it can be fun giving out commands.
>>679623365
Hot, are you using it now? What're you wearing?
Also, what's the best/easiest way to turn on the floodworks down there? I loooove watching cum drip down out of a woman's body while I make her stand up spread eagle. I usually tease them/spank/whip their ass and it'll leave a big puddle, lol.
Have y'all done any anal?
I regret working so much when my son was young. If I had been home more my son might still be alive. His mother might not have taken her life. My family might still be alive.
>>679623701
I don't begrudge people anal if they like it, but it isn't my thing. I like my pussy.
>>679623510
You think 2 guys would just fuck about pretending to be girls for TWO hours now?
also
>2 hours
where did the time go
>>679623542
Thats very interesting advice, something I think I can take to heart actually
>>679623629
>you using it now?
mildly
>What're you wearing?
pyjamas
>what's the best/easiest way to turn on the floodworks down there?
Fuuuck thats a hard question, it really depends on my mood. I'm into a lot of shit.
>>679623701
With a couple fingers, but I am not sure that's what you had in mind haha
I have so many stories.
I'll go,with a quickie
> /b/ me
> bang ex for a while even though she with an old bro
>Find out she into ads stuff now
Neat
>finger her ass as she cums while masturbating
>Then she sticks her fingers in my bum ans jerks me off. While on my knees. Came all over my bed and her amazing titties.
I'll always love that poisonous cheating whore
>>679623842
is this a regret....?
>>679623842
Oh shit,My bad. Thought I was in sexual experiences thread.
OP If you are for realises your hot AF and I would Love to date you.
Good luck lass.
You will make some anon insane smile
>>679623948
Nah. Wrong thread my bad
>>679613172
If I answer your question honestly and fully can I get some tits?
>>679623758
Alrighty. Personally, I like stuff in my ass, it's pretty good!
>>679623771
Why don't you stand up, pull your pajama pants down to your ankles and lean forward. Rub that banana all around your slit and taste yourself. What do you taste like sweetie?
>>679613172
I'd suspect the FBI of a trap & gtfo
MODS WHAT THE FUCK DELETE THIS
>>679613172
I regret having not raped women. Esp my aunt.
>>679624152
Shut up, homo.
>>679624152
wrong thread?
>>679623771
I'm afraid I don't have much more advice, though :(
Masturbation is still a joy, but I am content with much of the same now. Orgasming, and finding a way to smell and taste myself. As kinky as that is, I feel like it barely offers a lot of variety lol.
But like I said, knowing there is another girl out there who find these ideas as appealing as I do? And who will soon be trying them out for the very first time for herself? And will be able to record that, and enjoy it?
Just think. The very first time you pull your sopping panties out of yourself, and bring them to your face, and breath deep and smell them, and put them in your mouth, and suck on your sweet flavor?
You'll be able to capture that on film. You might do that a million more times in your life, but that will be your first, and you'll be able to get yourself off watching that first time whenever you want!
>>679613286
Fucking coward!
As long as u have a pussy you're a woman in my books, and I'll fuck you like you were a teen. Assuming you'll wear the uniform.
>>679613342
This
>>679624113
mostly... banana haha
>>679624299
I will 100% record that
Oh shit.
I thought OP was your pic.
I'm,sorry for ever replying. Even though I got wrong thread.
OP your fat and shit ain't going to change because your stupid AF
Think about it. How young you are, and you let your shit go already,
It's all downhill from here. Might as well off yourself.
If you can't even show strangers your tits you won't have any good sex ever,
Your confidence is too low
What a shitty way to live
Goodbye
>>679624486
love you to!
>>679624485
Hmmm, we're going to have to work on that. Why don't you keep the banana in, grab your phone, and crawl to the nearest window. Reply to us from your phone. Stay low to the floor and tell us what you see!
>>679623730
>them feels
>>679619452
makes sense.
>>679624485
I wish I had more to say, but I don't know that I do!
Young, beautiful, adventurous... have fun with yourself!
I hope you try the things, and I hope you like them as much as I did when I did them!
And if you've never tried for multiples before? work on it! Cumming over and over, whether on your fingers, or a banana, or some berries buried inside you, or on your panties? the more you cum, the more fun you have, and the bigger the treat when you are done!
Just a word of warning lol
I think I've given myself some kind of Pavlovian conditioning. Orgasming, and tasting myself, are practically linked in my brain. You could find yourself addicted, and cumming without tasting yourself might feel like an incomplete orgasm.
>>679624485
but it was amazing talking to you! You'll have so much fun, I know it!
sadly, I have to go to bed. Work in 5 hours, and I was up WAY to late! I need to try to get some sleep!
take care honey!
(hmm... honey.... I wonder how to use that? lol)
>>679624223
When I was 16 I walked in on my little sister masturbating. She was 12 at the time. I regret not going in there and giving her the orgasm she was desperately looking for.
The funny thing is she always tried to catch me in the shower. I am sure if I did walk in she would have been all over my big 9in.
>>679625165
PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>679625226
Pics of my sister or my cock?
>>679625226
fucking pedo
>>679625379
Your cock silly anon
>>679625165
>9
ijuhygfs
>>679613758
4chan confirmed for inventing the concept of privilege.
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>>679625418
For your viewing pleasure.
>>679625906
;-; why anon
Oh well, it's uncut so it's cute.
>>679613172
It'd be hot as fuck.
Then I'd probably go to jail somehow.
Cuz that illegal.
>>679611709
God damn, that's depressing... I mean, not like grave of the fireflies depressing, but still....
>>679626153
OP for one last check in
how would you get caught? Your of-age girlfriend would be showing you a video from her own past, but it wouldn't be online, and no one else would know it existed or you saw it.
You're good to go!
>>679626233
nice reference. Great, if heartbreaking, movie.
op is a fag and so is fake dick anon
>>679626715
OP is a lesbian. get it right.
>>679611709
Why don't you lose weight, anon? What's stopping you?
>>679626754
I'm a lesbian too
Also fat as fuck and I obeyed the rules.
>>679626754
fag = homosexual
lesbian = homosexual
get what right?
>>679626577
Yea, the only thing that was changed in the story was the brother dying. Also, I knew it was going to end badly for them when the kid said his father was serving on the Maya. I remember reading about another cruiser that was sank in the same fleet. It was mistaken for a Kongo class battleship by a sub and it launched six torps at it, broadside. 4 hits, one in an ammo cache and another in one of the boiler rooms. Thing went under in minutes and the captain with it. I mean, god damn. It had to be a bitch growing up with all of that shit weighing him down The guilt must have been the worst...
