NEW BREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
NEW BREAD
>>679611248
dude! are u frikken bamma gera?!
>>679611248
Nice tat....
boomp
sicc bread
Bumpin for machete bro
UPDATE
Katanaboy picture claims he's having an asthma attack and is unable to continue.
Machetebro: You may be alone again. It's ok though, you're used to this.
Zyklon: Fake. Forgive me, I missed that part of the thread.
-UAnon the Tired-
>>679611248
BUMP
>>679611248
machete bro gooooo i believe at you
Screwdriver bro is dead
this is now a godtier youtuber thread~
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>>679611566
Nice dubs, but my money is on the katana cringe-lord.
Decodes into Machete bro is now gone.
rip screwdriverbro :[
Buenos dias buena gente.
>>679611248
What the fucks happening? I was in bed but got the spookes so i decided to come here and it looks like 2 virgins are gonna kill each other with a katana
MACHETE GET YOUR ASS IN HERE
>>679611657
that poor bastard
Cmon machete
GET IN HERE
>>679611706
she deserve it
>>679611675
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you must dig to find the bag at the peak. Small patch of dirt easily noticeable.Do not open
>>679611706
>>679611584
It is now clear that katana boy's destiny is to post
his exact coordinates, commit sudoku and let
machetebro find his remains.
>>679611675
you must dig to find the bag at the peak. Small patch of dirt easily noticeable.*Do not open
come on you faggots! do some shit
On my way up hill now.
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>>679611758
OPEN THE BAG
>>679611758
THIS
>>679611758
bait
This is a story about how ,OP and all first met. It takes place in Arizona Highschool before all the events, incidents and happenings happened..(A/N - In case anyone is worried, no one gets hurt in this story, so its safe to read)
In this story is a jock, is a dork and OP is the school pet.
We join our bros as they first check their school timetables.
"Who are you guys anyway?"
"Yo yo yo I am " said , pretending to be cool.
"Yo yo yo I am Katana Bitch" said Katana Bitch, who was actually really cool!
"Our next class is next" said Katana Bitch.
"I noticed. We should go together." said Machete Bro.
So they did.
When they got to class they went in and went to their chairs.
The chairs were hard and made from wood. Probably hard wood.
They sat down on their chairs (different ones).
At that moment OP came into the class room.
"omg! look its OP " said Katana Bitch.
>>679611675
I gave a cry of astonishment. I saw and thought nothing of the other four Martian monsters; my attention was riveted upon the nearer incident. Simultaneously two other shells burst in the air near the body as the hood twisted round in time to receive, but not in time to dodge, the fourth shell.
>>679611828
Duplicate pic
>>679611758
USE MACHETE AS SHOVEL
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>>679611844
Nah take the money
Hey 2 faggots in Washington, You're fucking faggot cucks
>>679611828
CANT SEE SHIT
>>679611907
This
>>679611829
>073 032 097 109 032 119 097 105 116 105 110 103
I am waiting
I'm coming /b/ros
>>679611944
take money and open bag
Machete /b/ro are you the courier?
I believe this is your lonesome road.
You know how sharp these rocks are FAGGOT?
>>679611923
>116 104 097 110 107 032 121 111 117 032 102 111 114 032 116 104 101 032 104 101 108 112
thank you for the help
>tfw you realize the first thread was made by katana boy asking machete bro to come find him and kill him and it traveled through time so they could meet their true destinies
>>679612004
gods speed son
>>679612004
bubble /b/ro
>>679612018
That's just crazy talk, I'm out!
UPDATE
Katanaboy is resting, and may not make it back to his vehicle. If Machetebro finds Katanaboy, recommendation is to end his life mercifully (or... you know, give him a hand in standing.)
Machetebro: You've got this entire mission in your hands. Code talkers are suggesting something buried at a peak, disturbed dirt... and saying "Do Not Open." This may be a fake though, I haven't had time to authenticate.
Watch your footing. The footing there is treacherous at best. Experienced hikers have trouble there in the right conditions.
Please report: Are you still hearing strange sounds?
-UAnon-
Sorry 127 hours bro hot his arm stuck in a rock
>>679612102
top keks
machet man go help kantana boy pleas
>>679611706
Sauze?
Gunbro + Bat'lethbro = WA cucks
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What's happening here? Could someone fill me out?
>>679612064
KATE WE HAVE TO GO BACK
so retard/b/ro is joining huh
forget katana boy it's survival of the fittest machete bro he will only slow you down on your quest
Too lazy to rewrite
oh fuck
i believe at you
https://discord.gg/0x8rhEdA7yT8fmHc
I believe in bubble bro
Omw now /b/
-handyman-
>>679612202
kys
>>679612202
Kill yourself
>>679612198
>121 111 117 032 097 114 101 032 097 108 109 111 115 116 032 116 104 101 114 101 044 013 010 013 010 045 032 049
you are almost there,
- 1
>>679612263
Oh shit nigger
>>679612145
He has a machete so it will be over quickly
>>679612004
We believe in you
>>679612174
There is no hope for Katana Boy. OP probably got to him while he was gasping for air. R.I.P Katana Boy 2016.
>>679611706
Ayy lmao
>>679612202
it'll be on GamerOnMars in a week
>>679612202
coords posted with "help me" in latin/hex
other bros went to help
following their journeys
>>679612263
>4 new posts
fake you fuck
>>679612263
You're dead.
>>679612263
Is that a fucking church
>>679612174
Fuck him, he knew the risks.
>>679611706
that guy's nutsack is fucking huge
Bubble Buddy enters the fight
>>679612263
cottage?
>>679612145
How retarded do u have to be to actually end up in that situation??
>>679612388
It's fake
>>679612348
Or niggerbro killed him and took his pants.
I'm almost at the peak. Vantage point. This is NP here. That noise has gotten me so familiar with myself. No comparison except pure and utter nirvana.
>>679611951
Would totally help if I was patrolling in Arizona. Unfortunately I'm stuck sitting in a parking lot across the country
>>679612263
It's one of them moving castles from the chinese animes.
Peacockisontheway
>>679612504
What you mean?
>>679612263
DO I GO INSIDE
>>679612504
Huh?
Can anyone fill me in? Wuts happening?
>>679612504
supposedly there's a bad up there
>>679612504
God speed
>>679612582
YES
>>679612504
So Kurt Cobain is up there?
>>679612582
ShUT up fake fag
>>679612582
yes
>>679612582
DO IT BUT STREAM IT
>>679612263
It's probably this
>>679612582
FUCKING WAIT DONT BE STUPID
>>679612601
guys gonna meet in the woods and fight, one has a katana one has a machete one has a gun one has a water gun, winner gets the buried gold
>>679612601
nothing is happening it is just trolls trolling trolls and it has been going on for hours
>>679612305
surely you will be the deus ex machina of this situation
>>679612582
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discord link?
>>679612582
its the same picture but zoomed in
>>679611248
Jews...
UPDATE
Katanaboy has not responded in some time.
Machetebro: Verify position. Last post seems... unauthentic.
All others: MIA.
-UAnon-
Update
Machete bro found a spooky house and is going inside it
Katana boy is trying to find machete bro
Handyman is on the way
Screwdriver bro is MIA
>>679612582
No, Stay outside and leave us wondering
>>679612582
Fuck no. You're gonna loose connection. Send a picture of your dick.
>>679612715
https://discord.gg/0x8rhEdA7yTEK29K
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>>679612504
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ou are at the peak of the hill. Enter and find the dirt and get the bag. Hurry
>>679612688
Soundtrack by Ennio Morricone('s gardener).
>>679612582
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
>>679612714
cipher?
>>679612734
katana boy is at the house
machete bro is almost at the mystery spot
>>679612727
Katana boy confirmed fake
>>679612734
The cunt with a machete is climbing a fucking rock ledge right now, idiot.
>>679612714
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You are at the peak of the hill. Enter and find the dirt and get the bag. Hurry
>>679612714
You are at the peak of the hill. Enter and find the dirt and get the bag. Hurry
DO IT MACHETEBRO, YOU FUCKING GOT THIS. BE THE HERO /B NEEDS
Shout out to CancerCock
Fuck you
>>679612582
FAKE
A
K
E
&
GAY
A
Y
>>679612774
>108 097 115 116 032 109 101 115 115 097 103 101 044 032 049 048 051 032 049 049 049 032 048 051 050 032 049 048 052 032 049 049 049 032 049 048 057 032 049 048 049 013 010 013 010 045 032 049
last message, 103 111 032 104 111 109 101
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and the code in this message says
go home
BECOME AN HERO
Cancer
Man, this shit ain't real.
Now he's gotta go into a haunted house?
>>679612812
Your mom is confirmed fake.
>>679612789
>>679612789
Did you know they could have just written "KEEP CLOSED DEAD INSIDE" and prevented that meme from ever happening?
>>679612727
>>679612734
Second update not a -UAnon- update.
Handyman obvious fake.
Waiting on verification from Machete as to his surroundings.
Katanaboy: There are claims Katana is fake.
Likely Machete is alone in searching for this. Keep your wits about you, Machete.
-UAnon-
A plane. Buzzing is what I can comparebitbto. My fucking heart is racing and I want to keep going. I just found this on the middle of my incline tobthe top.
>>679612723
five, no six bitch
>>679612504
weird but the machete and timestamp card are the same...I don't think it's an old pic
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Bump updates
>>679612969
holy shit
>>679613033
oh shit nigger
I think Machete bro is trolling us and went around the corner (from his house)
>>679613033
oh shit
>>679613033
what's the sign? no trespassing?
oh boy... looks like I'll be awake a little longer. this seems interesting.
>>679613033
I TOLD YOU TRUMP WAS BUILDING THE WALL UP THERE YOU FUCKING BEANER!
>>679613033
STAY FROSTY
>>679613108
fuck.........
Machetebro if that hex message about going inside and grabbing the dirt isn't bait than holy shit take the risk and go inside grab whatever it is and uncover some real deep shit
>>679612969
KEEP DEAD CLOSED INSIDE
>>679613033
checked
also starting to look a little crazy there NP
>>679613033
Damn spic, you're coming across a lot of walls. Trump's onto you.
>>679613048
>049 032 111 117 116 032 049 048 049 032 049 049 048 032 049 048 048 013 010 013 010 045 032 049
1 out 101 110 100
- 1
code in msg says
end
>>679613033
Shit
Fill be in bby's
Time to start a corpse hunt boys
>>679612969
holy fuuuuck
>>679613108
same
Gonna let some other anon make new threads now
Enhanced image.
>>679613033
dude, no one puts a fucking gate up a mount everest of a hike, even if its not that spoopy, it might be worth checking out
>>679613108
>PLOT TWIST: Machete bro and code breaker is the same person
>>679613108
Sounds more than likely but I have no booze or weed so this is my entertainment for this Friday night
>>679613156
top kek
>>679613033
IS THIS ANOTHER GAY THREAD? WHERE THE FEMALE NUDITY?
>>679613033
UPDATE
Machete is hearing a buzzing noise, similar to planes. This runs along with the earlier "airplane" pictures, but seems amiss given the area. The bars do look somewhat familiar, though...
Machete, keep us updated on what you find.
-UAnon-
>>679613108
mabeh
but he has posted pulling over in his car and multiple shots, and the landscape matches the OP who posted coordinates
>>679612969
>>679612969
We have an professional writer among us
>>679613033
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>>679613221
go bubbleboy
bubble boy en route
>>679613221
Bubble Buddy will save all
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>>679612651
>>679612582
THERE'S NO DOOR WHAT DO
>>679613376
ENTER
>>679613033
TAK CAN TAH
TAK CAN TAK
>>679613376
THAT JUST MAKES IT EASIER TO GO INSIDE
>>679613340
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Welcome to our home. Find the dirt.Grab the bag.Leave.
>>679613322
Uanon/b/ro is the real mvp in this thread 10/10 updates
>>679613376
kick it
I hope at these coordinates you find the necessary tools to circumcise yourself you floppy bastard.
>>679613376
Kick it in
>>679613376
Use machete, make door
>>679613376
STOP BEING A PUSSY BREACH IT
>>679613376
CUT DOWN WINDOW WITH MACHETE
>>679613376
Oh shit, this guy is legit
>>679613361
>50 6c 65 61 73 65 20 65 6e 74 65 72 2c 20 49 20 61 6d 20 77 61 69 74 69 6e 67
Please enter, I am waiting
>>679613361
>50 6c 65 61 73 65 20 65 6e 74 65 72 2c 20 49 20 61 6d 20 77 61 69 74 69 6e 67
Says: Please enter, I am waiting
-UAnon-
Someone start saving the updates?
>>679613376
holy shiiiit
maake new thread
>>679613376
YALL GUYS ARE FAGGOTS LET'S GO WATCH SOME NICOLAS CAGE MOVIES
>>679613280
So is that house on top of the fucking hill? I'm lost.
This is so gay
>>679613498
We've got guys archiving.
>>679613498
im screencapping all important things
holy fuck machetebro if this is real, you're getting yourself into some crazy shit. go inside and grab whatever it is
does anyone have their actual cords post them we should be able to find what area looks like so we know if fake
UPDATE
Machetebro: Keep your cool. Remember your training and keep focused. Don't let small distractions get to you. Use your ears, as darkness means you may see things that aren't "reliable" in your vision. If you enter, do it on your terms.
-UAnon-
>>679613376
>>679613491
Holy shit hype
>>679613376
Blast it open with a fart.
>>679613498
yeah, we need this shit archived or made into an image.
>>679613376
Katana bro is fake
>>679613588
some kid is pretending to go in a house, guy on mountain is real
>>679613584
Kek
>>679613589
your moms gay
machetebro hasnt posted for awhile
>>679613590
Plz post compiled caps at end of thread need to share later
>>679613649
how is that an update?
>>679613434
Also, thanks.
-UAnon-
>>679613649
UAnon confirmed retard
>>679613584
>>679613584
aww mannnnn
/there will be blood begins
Just check the bag for a tracker.
>>679613588
the stuff posted that is IMG_xxxx.jpg is fake, all I see in the latest machetebro pic is some bars and a sign
>>679612624
I fucking wish
>>679613584
Top kek
>>679613660
See this
>>679613606
>>679613584
are you fucking kidding me
>>679613639
coords are 33.57575 and -110.0695 theres some structures in the area but not able to tell what
>>679613376
TAKE A SHIT OUTSIDE AND GO HOME
i read washington. Where is this?!
>>679613033
your machete is probs picking up radio ambient radio waves m8
I give up, I'm going to wander around until I dehydrate and die. AMA
What if machetebro is dead and only trolls remain?
>>679613649
Machetebro. Do not use cell phone light. We need your updates. Oh yeah.... did you lock your car doors?
>>679613434
What about the codetalker
Been glued to my screen since mid day (ausfag) only smoking and coffee. Need blood. I SAW THE OP. The true OP I even seen the "smart fags get in here"
I want some fucking BLOOD
If I seeyou b were going to have a bad encounter.
>>679613798
commit sodoku
volafile of all img?
volafile io/r/wcsDUn
>to put up the story ;)
>>679613606
YEs
>>679613798
KEEP GOING FAGGOT
>>679613798
will you kill someone?
>>679613798
Why are you such a faggot?
>>679613798
why are you a faggot?
>>679613798
FUCKING SELL OUT, DEGENERATE
>>679613798
Was it worth it faggot?
>>679613822
oh shit, what
>>679613798
katana boy! go back to your car retard
>>679613705
Oh yeah? Your mom is a nigger
>>679613755
ah. thanks, anon.
>>679613798
do you have a trench coat on?
>>679613798
hari-kari
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>>679613822
SPOOP
RIP MACHETEBRO
Someone needs to go through verified pics of machetebro and save them with original EXIF data and use a website to pull that data giving you map coords or close to where the picture was taken and what time
>>679613798
NO YOU KEEP ON GOING GODDAMMIT!
>>679613798
Fuck this homo
>>679613822
GET IT FAGGOT WHAT WOULD NICOLAS CAGE DO
>>679613798
Did bill clinton bum you?
>>679613811
He's like kevin federline
>>679613822
Rip
>>679613921
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When you enter, do not make any noise, I am the only one who can see you from that point on
>>679613921
>57 68 65 6e 20 79 6f 75 20 65 6e 74 65 72 2c 20 64 6f 20 6e 6f 74 20 6d 61 6b 65 20 61 6e 79 20 6e 6f 69 73 65 2c 20 49 20 61 6d 20 74 68 65 20 6f 6e 6c 79 20 6f 6e 65 20 77 68 6f 20 63 61 6e 20 73 65 65 20 79 6f 75 20 66 72 6f 6d 20 74 68 61 74 20 70 6f 69 6e 74 20 6f 6e
When you enter, do not make any noise, I am the only one who can see you from that point on
>>679613798
What I the meaning behind this?
>>679613921
When you enter, do not make any noise, I am the only one who can see you from that point on
What's going on in this thread? Why is this guy in the woods with a knife?
