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I only die when I choose to.
OPs super power is being unable to properly form plurals
>>679608760
The power to illegally download a bear
>>679608856
You have crippling depression
>>679608880
Your superpower is being unable to use the genitive s.
Go fuckyourself with a cactus.
Ability to turn invisible
I can get dubs whenever I want.
>>679608974
after turning invisible you will be a disgusting mexican for two hours
>>679608974
Granted, but you must wear loud and bright reflective clothing, and police sirens on your head
>>679608952
Your crotch smells like bear food.
>>679609093
moot returns
disables dubs
>>679609093
But it only works when no one else is in the thread
>>679609093
You never want to get dubs again
The power to Give any Anon what they want, but only if they give no restrictions or good benefits
I can breathe underwater
qt 3.14 will follow me anywhere I go
>>679609372
Granted, but only in space
>>679609372
You can't breathe above water.
Can stop time for 30 minutes at a time, can use this power 24 times per day
Ability to create new super powers for myself
Ability to conjure food
>>679609372
granted, You are afraid of water
the ability to eradicate all niggers
>>679609465
Granted, but it's all incredibly bland.
>>679609444
Granted, but you can only move when time is frozen.
>>679609444
you freeze in time as well
but you're conscious for it
>>679609444
Granted, but since time is stopped 30 minutes never ends
>>679609506
>is a nigger
>>679609506
But SJWs will scream at you for the rest of your life.
>>679609372
But only in a Hot tub
>>679609579
ffuck
>>679609618
they already do
>>679608760
The ability to make this trend on its own. But I still need your guys help. >>679607253
>>679609506
Granted, but you can only love niggers
I am instantly great at anything I do
>>679609853
Granted, but you can't do anything else.
>ANYTHING
>ELSE
I can make iTunes leave me the fuck alone.
>>679609853
granted, but you can't let anyone else know
>>679608856
You will be able to use this power within 2 days time limit, or you die instantly as the 2nd day ends.
The ability to mind-control others.
>>679609973
Granted, but everyone knows you like Gore and have pictures of little kids on your computer
>>679610125
Worth it. Fuck iTunes.
>>679610016
Granted, but they have the power to instantly kill you
Become God
>>679610016
But only while they masturbate
I want to blast a girl's face of her shoulders with my sperm !! And then scream "fatality"!!!
>>679610251
eternally lonely
>>679610292
Granted, but no girl ever fucks you
I have the power to make OP deliver and live stream.
>>679610292
Granted, but she accuses you of rape.
>>679610435
Only if op isn't a faggot
>>679610251
Granted, but you are God of mortality and are ever the same as humans, but you can't die from the common cold
>>679610435
He delivers, just never on time.
It's not rape if you let him do it
All of my jokes are funny.
Ability to get dubs
Op is such a gaylord
>>679610610
But you never remember the punch line
>>679610610
Granted, but you can never tell them right.
>>679610610
Granted, but you tell them in a language no one understands them
>>679610610
Granted, but you'll shit yourself every time you tell one.
The ability to make every girl come.
can kill feminist and SJW with mind.
I want to birth the beast.
>>679610797
They'll only come to Arby's
>>679610797
Granted, but they never come to the right place.
>>679610797
Inability to get girls in the first place.
>>679610638
Granted, but you'll never get trips, quads, quints etc
Can turn into a woman and back whenever I want
>>679610811
Granted, but you have another random Tumblr gender added to your identity each time.
The power to fuck a 14 year old girl so hard but she won't remember
>>679610934
Only into feminazi land whales
>>679610816
Granted, but it kills you and over is taken with grief , so it kills itself
>>679610934
But your penis remains
Can become a lonely reclusive faggot that no one talks to
>>679610958
Granted, you always video tape it and post it to a Government Watchlist, website
The ability to master and be the greatest in any and all sports I want.
I can transform into Moonman and back into normal at will. I also inherit his dope nigger killer rhymes.
>>679611337
You can only play high school girls softball
>>679611269
Granted, but you lowkey give off EMP rounds
>>679611337
Granted, but only in the paraolympics
>>679610958
granted, but the video of it is posted online
>>679611423
Sounds like a win to me
I now know everything
instant teleportation to anywhere of your choosing
I can post without filling out a captcha or buying 4chan Gold.
>>679611655
Granted, but not what you want to know.
>>679611515
>>pharaolympics
>>679611681
Can only teleport to /mlp/
>>679611681
Granted, but you teleport 500 feet upwards.
I can beat up Chad Thundercock.
>>679611655
but you're in a coma you'll never awake from
>>679611681
But you'll kill everyone you love and get into crippeling depression and get stage 3 cancer and also your penis is chopped off every time you teleport :^)))))))))))))))))
>>679611655
Granted, but you suffer from crippling dementia for the rest of your existence .
Any female I message instantly sends nudes
>>679611883
Granted, but now you become one, that no one wants to be around
>>679611973
But they are poorly cropped
>>679611973
Only a asshole full of shit
>>679611973
> Granted, but the nudes are of their grandpa
>>679611973
But there are too many filters to see anything.
>>679611973
Granted, you can only message Hilary Clinton .
I can control whoever I want to do whatever I want
I can become the king of /b/.
>>679612156
Granted, but they can do the same
>>679611363
You lose the will to turn back.
>>679612163
/b/ gets removed
>>679608974
Except your dick
magical powers of seduction
>>679612163
Granted, but you can't get on the internet and everyone forgets
>>679612401
Can only seduce handicapped niggers
>>679612156
Granted, but you'll kill yourself in a bunker in 1945
>>679612401
Granted, but only to baby roaches
>>679612401
You stay a wizard
>>679612376
Floating penis of destruction
Abiliy to turn into nigger
Have the ability to stop looking at trap porn
>>679612376
Taken
>>679612552
You turn into a nigger
>>679612552
Granted, but you are a white nigger
>>679608760
I can gas all the jews by merely looking at them.
I dont think any restrictions are needed on that one.
>>679612552
Cant change back
Ability to WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
>>679612552
Can't turn back
>>679612552
You can't change back
>>679612594
Granted, but now you're a clopper
>>679612648
But you can't wake up
>>679608953
hahahaha
>>679608856
You also have crippling autism
>>679612552
cops become alert
>>679612628
Granted, but when new Jews are born, they become SUPER JEWS. Everything is jewified by 1000%
The ability to put my hand in my pocket and pull out a wad of noted wherever I want.
>>679612852
Granted, but the note is a Love note from your Secret Gay lover.
>>679612852
Granted, you only wear pocketless pants
Ability to turn into forklift. I always wanted to be forklift
>>679612621
topkek
>>679612944
Granted, but become inanimate
>>679609506
Granted, but you will become a nigger
>>679612944
Granted, but you feel the pain of being stabbed by metal.
Never have to look at ads again
>>679610016
Granted, but you suffer from autism
>>679612944
only place you can turn is at the dentis
>>679612852
Granted, but your pockets are always overflowing with used heroin needles.
>>679613072
Granted, but you have to buy every website and have 10000% slower internet.
>>679610610
Granted, but all jokes told are cruel, sadist jokes
Teleportation.
can create huge balls of energy with my hand
>>679612944
a very tiny forklift
ability to lucid dream whenever I want
>>679613271
Can only teleport into your local dmv
>>679612156
Granted, but you will relentlessly shit your pants everytime you do so
>>679613332
Granted, you're now an insomniac
Ability to have gf
>>679613273
Granted, however the energy created is uncontainable and annhiliates your hands.
>>679613072
Granted, they now send representatives to your door.
penny power
>>679609455
But you have to be in a on the polar opposite side of the world within a 5minutes of changing your super power or you lose it, and you can only manifest one power at any time
>>679613420
granted but she was once a man
>>679613420
Not granted.
>>679613271
You have to mentally move every atom in real time.
Travel in time while being able to dodge every /b/tards restriction.
>>679612648
But you can't be saved.
>>679613549
whoa
>>679613273
Granted, but you have no way of using it. Once created it just falls to the ground and explodes
>>679613420
granted, but she's slightly uglier than you
>>679613628
Granted for linear forward travel in time at current rate, with no restrictions.
>>679613332
Your dreams are haunted by freddy krueger
>>679613628
As you dodge the restrictions your intended destination changes
>>679613420
granted, but she leaves as soon as she sees your tiny dick
also check 'em
>>679613420
Granted, but she nags at every imperfection you have
>>679613866
>check'd
>kek'd
>rekt
now you check 'em
>>679613420
Granted, but she knows she was magically created and isn't happy with it. Also its your fault.
>>679613865
I can dodge the restriction so my destination will remain as intended.
Can recite the entirety of Graham's number
>>679613420
Granted. But she never looks at you or talks to you. But you're happy.
>>679614099
Checked.
>>679614116
But the act of dodging that restriction changes your destination
>>679613628
everything you try to change always has a worse outcome
>>679614200
>check'd
>>679614247
>>679614320
I dodge these restrictions too
>>679614514
the act of dodging a restriction results in a worse restriction. endless dodging.
The ability of turning on and off (on will) Real life noclip just for myself and phase through any material i want without effort. This can also be working partially for just parts of my body.
>>679614154
backwards
>>679613628
granted, you are currently traveling in time dodging our restrictions
>>679614640
it requires tremendous amounts of concentration, and you develop ADHD
>>679614587
I dodge the restriction which leads my dodging to a worse outcome.
>>679614640
granted, but your clothes won't phase with you
I can jump REALLY high.
Like 7 feet off the ground
some Halo shit
>>679614640
Granted, however you will randomly turn this power on or off at inopportune times
>>679614861
granted, but you suffer from glass bone syndrome
Shape-Shift into anything i want and back again, mind stays the same in any form
>>679614640
its just your penis and its permanently on
>>679614849
not granted then
dick
>>679614992
have to scream at the top of your lungs to transform
>>679614861
Granted, but you have no legs .
>>679615062
Cool with that
I have the power to make anybody like me
>>679615024
I dodge your rejection.
>>679614992
You have to manually change your atomic structure to do so
>>679614992
Its horribly painful, sometimes long experience.
>>679614878
This would be scary.
Turn off half-way through the wall
>>679614811
I can have therapy
>>679614859
I expected this one, you gotta admit it's still cool
>>679615165
Granted but you hate yourself.
>>679615133
lol, im just pushing off the ground with my arms
>>679614997
Ghost penis from the sgadow world
>>679611118
Even better
>>679614640
Granted, however using it will cause neutrinos and antineutrinos to interact with you.
>>679615379
>ectoplasm
>>679615268
Aww haha nice one
I can go Super Saiyan.
>>679615562
but only during a orgasm
>>679615562
you dont glow and your hair stays the same
I'm sexually irresistible to women.
The ability to kill myself by clapping.
I can look any amount of time into the future
>>679614861
Each jump you take is 20% higher than the previous. It never stops increasing. You can't jump lower.
The power to separate my consciousness from my body and gain control over atoms
>>679615672
only in roller blades
>>679615672
but only landwhales
>>679615693
Each time you look you age 1 year.
>>679615679
you are wearing oven mits
Each time I smile, a puppy dies.
>>679615746
Granted, however you cannot put your consciousness into a new or old form
>>679615693
you are wheelchair bound like Steven hawking
>>679615910
permanent Joker scars
>>679615679
You've got 1hand
End all war in the world.
>>679616020
because the commies won
>>679616020
Granted, but everyone will die.
>>679616020
Granted, however world hunger and disease increase 10x
>>679616020
Have to destroy the planet the war is on
My super power is to grow my dick as big as i want at any moment
>>679616168
Granted, you can only grow it in mile increments
>>679616168
you are always wearing a condom
>>679616168
It turns into a nigger dick past 6 inches
>>679616168
the skin doesn't grow with it.
>>679616168
Your dick can only increase and every time some sees it you have grow it by a inch at least
>>679615280
Granted but you have no arms.
The power to stop time and rape anyone I please
I can set markers in any place I choose which I can travel to at any time
Become Justin Bieber
>>679616422
Your gay and sexually attracted to niggers
My super power is the ability to kill all niggers
>>679616422
you can only stop your own time
>>679616542
You are now a nigger
>>679616484
But only by Foot at normal walking speed
my ability is to warp around killing badguys with my ki energy blasts
>>679616422
everyone is conscious while time is stopped
>>679616484
you travel by walking
>>679614168
That's not a restriction, that's icing on the fucking cake.
>>679616660
you'll never be the strongest but you'll keep trying
My phone battery never dies
>>679616817
You can never remember the pass code
>>679616484
when you travel time lapses at a rate as if you had done the worm the entire way there.
>>679616817
Never have any Signal
Enjoy
>inb4 mods
>>679616900
I don't have one
>>679616817
it keeps getting hotter and hotter
>>679616485
but only in your imagination
>>679616953
I can create, modify and destroy matter.
>>679616485
Granted, but you keep your current body.
>>679617081
no you cant
>>679616953
How did you know i was hungry for some pizza?
>>679616542
Only works on alternate realities
>>679617145
Respect thread rules dumbass
I can speak all languages in the world and outer space
>>679616953
nigga..
I want the ability to create a room in which I can produce anything I want.
>>679616660
Ok but you're yamcha
>>679617202
oh jeez
>>679617231
Someone cuts your tounge
>>679616953
MODS MODS
MOOOOOOODS
The power to not be restricted. Broke the system
>>679608760
control time
>>679617476
you are a nigger
>>679617536
If you change anything you'll dissapear
>>679609358
Anon must not be a faggot and Deliver
>>679617476
Granted, with no restrictions.
>>679617476
i feel powerless
>>679616953
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooods
the ability to make ultra loud and destructive farts
>>679616953
Letssssss dooooo it
>>679617557
Tis me at my final form
>>679616953
I see no link. Is BS.
>>679616953
trade?
>>679617742
each time you shit your pants
>>679617481
>unrape
Kek
>>679617774
yeah sure
>>679617314
Can't get into that room.
>>679617859
Then you tell me where it is.
Make people instantly shit themselves.
>>679618051
Only while they are in bed with you
>>679618036
Done, I'll just create something in the room which teleports whatever is in there to come to me.
>>679618051
You must eat each shit u create
>>679618051
You also shit yourself
The power to shit myself at will.
>>679617081
Only at Sub-Atomic scale
>>679617314
the room will be filled by jews
Power to de-oxidize metals.
>>679618213
is that a problem?
>>679618151
You can't get in the room to create it though.
>>679618226
all metals become valueless
Power to never be uncomfortable
>>679617231
But you don't understand any language spoken or writen
>>679618256
It'll take a really long fucking time to change anything into anything else
>>679618354
You are a potato.
>>679618354
Everyone else is constantly uncomfortable around you.
l have the power to go back in time and participate in a crusade that will conquer all the holy lands
everyone in our current timeline become christian
Power of turning completely invisible
>>679618417
I could create a machine that does the same as I do so my speed will be exponentially increased
>>679618473
once u go invisible u can't step back
>>679618354
You attain this power by becoming such an autist tard that you don't know what discomfort feels like.
>>679618467
However you die in battle and never see the future you created
>>679618473
You can only activate this power/maintain it by constantly screaming.
>>679618467
Granted, but the spaghetti monster is the only one true God.
>>679613595
thats pretty creative. also makes it impossible tho, so make it less harsh on the dude. mine is biological youthful immortality.
>>679617314
The room can only create and maintain 1 single item at a time, and removing the item from the room destroy the item
>>679618467
Catholic Church never loses power, whole world is kiddie diddlers and corrupt bishops.
Reformation never happens, printing press never accepted. Whole world is illiterate. Dark ages never end.
>>679615697
Very inventive. I like it.
>>679618641
You're completely paralyzed.
Mine is complete reanimation and control of the dead. Zombie minions/skelly bros must listen to me.
>>679618203
You only shit Nitroglycerine
>>679613777
trips of kek
>>679618489
Nah just cos you can change matter doesn't mean you're capable of building a fucking robot capable of that shit, you can change wood into metal ok, but something tells me you have no idea how to engineer a robot arm nevermind one that changes matter
>>679618759
Granted, but they rot into nothing within minutes
I can punch harder than one-punch man
>>679618612
Whoah, good one.
I'd still use it for jokes and confusing.
>>679618922
Your arms are permanently broken