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I'm currently an Obstetrics and Gynecology resident. Ask me stuff and I will do my best to answer.
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what happens if you shove a baseball bat covered in fire ants in there?
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have you heard of any patients having an orgasmic birth? How is that not your intended specialty.
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>>679606880

I've only heard of one patient having that and she was quite old, so the imagery was unpleasant.
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Wtf is going on in that pic?
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>>679606674
Why would you want to punch a uterus like in this picture?
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>>679607020
OP refuses to answer my question because OP doesn't know. you're not going to get anywhere if you cant help people who need it!
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what is the proper means of removing sand from a vagina? How common is it.
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Do you have patients come in more than they need to? Is it paranoia, sexual activity, or just to see you?
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>>679607038
>>679607077
It's called a "bimanial uterine massage". Basically once the baby and placenta have been delivered, there is a huge vascular surface that is now exposed. It was the reason that childbirth used to be so traumatic on mothers in the past. Basically massaging the uterus by using your fist and pressing on the abdomen, you can cause the uterus to clamp down and stop the bleeding. >>679607077
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What's the strangest thing you nor someone you know has had to remove from a vagina?
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>>679607296
Lots of water. I've never come across it.
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I weigh about 140 pounds and I'm almost six feet tall. When I eat I become constipated. When I don't eat I have diarrhea. About once every two weeks I have to perform an enema. Will doing enemas this frequently result in long term consiquences? I only use them for relief of constipation.

Please help
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>>679607380
I've had a few patients hit on me after seeing them a few days in the hospital, but I don't think I've ever had anyone come in just for attention.
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>>679607670
>>679606674
Oops. Wrong doctor...
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>>679607670

Pornstars do one or two enemas every time they do anal. Some pornstars work daily.
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>>679607446
I wonder how that procedure was found to be helpful... "I know you were just torn from your V to your A, but let me shove my fist in there it will help things later"
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>>679607561
I've personally removed a few old, old tampons. It's more common than you think, especially in fat women (who often have irregular periods).

One of my attendings has a presentation that he gives where he spends a few slides talking about exactly this question. I think the strangest thing is an avocado.
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>>679606674
>image.jpg
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>>679607670
Yeah this isn't really my hole. I would recommend you see a GI doctor. That doesn't sound good, man.
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do women really become looser permanently after taking huge dongs?
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>>679607870
It's a physical thing. Stimulating the uterus, like any other muscle, causes it to contract and compress the blood vessels.
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>>679608211
Yes and no. If it's not a chronic thing, the vagina has a great capacity to come back to its normal size. But, if a girl is regularly sitting in traffic cones, you will not be enough to make her happy.
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>>679608211
Not an OB/GYN, but use common sense — why would a vagina, a muscular orifice, not be able to go back to its original shape (besides from extreme traumatic experiences)
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>>679608599
That's a reasonable assumption, but chronic behavior will result in (semi)permanent change. That's why muscles get bigger if you work out, certain tribal women are able to accommodate increasingly large discs in their ears, and weight-bearing exercise can increase bone density.
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you must really have a passion for pussy.
if not then what made you want to do this with your life.
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>>679609006
The vagina is neither ear nor bone though...
a strong vagina is a tight vagina
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>>679607964
How did that not cause toxic shock syndrome?
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how to give her maximum pleasure
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>>679609116
I always wanted to do something surgical. When I entered medical school I thought I would go into Trauma Surgery, because I'm not grossed out by things (thanks to 4chan) and I'm calm and have steady hands. When I finally did my rotation in Trauma Surgery I got really depressed because even with all this training sometimes you just couldn't undo what some idiot did in a split second with a gun.

So whereas all other surgical fields are concerned with staving off death, only obstetrical surgeries are concerned with welcoming life.
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>>679609202
>>679609006
The key word is chronic, so as long as she ain't getting triple fisted every night by NBA players, a vagina will retain its shape. A single dick won't trash her pussy
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>>679607670
definitely tell a gastroenterologist, sounds like a serious gastric issue or maybe a reaction to diet. either way that's waaaay past normal
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>>679609202
Yes, you can compensate for laxity by strengthening the musculature.
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Why OP?

it always sounded like the worst job ever. I don't want pussy ruined for me by constantly seeing sick pussy, loose pussy and hairy nightmares.
the odd "Perfect puss" wouldn't make up for the stank
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>>679609593
You haven't seen my dick.
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>>679609208
Hahahaha I'm glad you caught that! I thought the same thing since middle school health class. It's just a probability thing. You can't get TSS unless the infection ascends into the bloodstream.
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>>679609491
Ask her. Everyone is different.
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>>679609593
>A single dick won't trash her pussy

yet they always get all pissy about consent and shit.
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>>679609901
If you don't have the head the size of a newborn babies head shut up.
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What is the meaning of life?
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>>679606674
Ever have to deal with uterine prolapse?
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>>679610046
thats about psychological scarring. fucking preteen girls does cause permanent physical scarring.
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>>679610295
Not OP btw
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What is love?
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>>679610164
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>>679610295
>fucking preteen girls

I think someone is projecting
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>>679609815
Man, you're right. Recently I've felt like my sex drive is going down. It's kinda like working at Taco Bell. Even though Taco Bell is dope every now and then, you definitely don't want to eat there it you work there.

The ratio of good to gross vaginas depends heavily on where you live. Right now I live in a part of the country with a lot of obesity so it's not very good. Every now and then, though...

I can't deny that there is a perverted aspect to it. Like I can maximize the amount of vaginas I see in my life this way. I'm sure as hell not an athlete or a rock star so this is my best shot.
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>>679610046
Maximus of par anon.
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>>679610291
Yup. Old women get it all the time. You can do a fellowship in Urogynecology/Pelvic Reconstruction and make a lot of money but it's not my cup of tea.

I prefer working with younger, healthier patients.
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>>679610366
Baby don´t hurt me...
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>>679610467
My ex can't have kids because an uncle raped her when she was 9. when fingering her I could feel the scarring.
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>>679610469
Need to move to a college town.
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>>679610700
>thought you said it doesn't cause scarring.

sorry am retrad ovar hear.
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Y'all do realize that the size of her labia minora don't mean whether or not she gets around, right?
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>>679607670
go see a GI doctor. You might have a gastrointestinal disease.
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>>679610700
That's awful. If you really want to try to get her pregnant, though, you can try visiting a Reproductive Endocrinologist. Most of their services are out-of-pocket, but if you're sure she's the one...
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>>679610647
Don't hurt me...
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>>679610859
I'm not OP, fucking a lot dick doesn't cause damage. rape or fucking preteens does.
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>>679610812
I'm in a college town. The students occasionally do come in, but they're still generally healthy and most try not to get pregnant before they finish school.
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>>679611014
I'm sailing away
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>>679610700
Am not OP, but as far as am aware, like a good old citizen that likes illegal pleasures in life I.E. being sexual with little girls you should NEVER try to fuck them until they enter teenage.

The lowest you would ever go it´s 10 if she´s a young bloomer. Givent today hormoned food there is likely that more girls are able to stand a dicking and such, but you shall never put in risk the center of your love... and lust.
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>>679611164
do you know what hormones even are?
eating them doesn't do anything.
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>>679611164
hormones in food are not why girls are hitting puberty earlier. girls are hitting puberty earlier because they are getting fatter. Puberty is determined by genetics & body fat.
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>>679611164
Kill yourself
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>>679611164
I have no idea how this turned into a conversation about having sex with underage girls.
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>>679611132
...set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on

I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
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btw Ausfags, adding hormones to meat chickens has been illegal for 40+ years. all the hormone free chicken stickers and advertising is to keep the crazies happy
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>>679611536
you must be about 28
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>>679611296
In all honestly, all the research never seem conclusive on anything when done in ´Murrica.

Any other country have strict regulations against some hormones used in US foods because even though the research aren´t conclusive there is a little likelihood that it can cause health problems in the long term.
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>>679611524
Welcome to /b/.

Faggot.
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>>679611164
What you could do is frottage. Rub your dick between her legs in the crotch area. This would be a great way of simulating intercourse until she's old enough to get a proper dicking.
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>>679611014
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
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>>679611653
My kids are. I've got that album on vinyl.
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>>679611164
Filthy old shit. Do us all a favour and burn yourself alive. Amazing to think that a few $ of gas would solve all your problems and you're too selfish to do it.
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Did you notice any girl get horny while you were working with her?
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>>679611776

Or anal.
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>>679611740
Thanks, bud.
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>>679611776
>This sick fuck knows what´s up

Nothing´s more deceptive than this obvious fact. Why the fuck didn´t I thought of this sooner?

Maybe the heat of the moment doesn´t help either.
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>>679606674
OP, what was the coolest thing you ever did in you current line of work?
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>>679611857
>Make
>Afrika
>Great
>Again
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Why come they be sayin it the way it is, when it dont?
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>>679611934
I once thought of being an hero with a shotgun and the only thing that stopped me was some little angel.

Oddly enough, she´s beyond legal age and I still love hercute crazyness and I still engage in what should have ended decades ago.

Call me all you like, but being a pedo is not exactly a choice.
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do you ever have girls who are really horny.
What about pierced vaginas?
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At the end of the day, are you relieved you won't have to look at pussy again until tomorrow?
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OP are you married?
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>>679612234
HOL UP...
"Smacks lips"
YOOS SAYIN
"Rapes white girl"
YOOS SAYIN IT AINT HOW IT BE?
"Resists arrest"
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>>679611946
I had a patient ask me for my personal phone number just in case she had some questions about her help. She was reasonably attractive but like 28 weeks pregnant with some guy's kid. Even though the guy was out of the picture, it felt uncomfortable for me. The next few days she would text me suggestive stuff and when I went in to round on her in the mornings she would tell me about dirty dreams she had about me.

Once while I was performing an ultrasound she asked if she could suck my dick.

I also rounded on another patient who had just given birth the night before and was possibly drowsy or something from the anesthesia. She greeted me by not saying anything and opening up her gown. She was also reasonably attractive with good tits with a guy who was recently out of the picture.

I'd like to think I'm reasonably attractive myself but I honestly think these things are all just biological. Like women want to have someone to help them raise the kid who's dad just left.
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>>679607446
massage the fundus!
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>>679612595
I fully understand OP
It is a bit disgusting in a way
I also find pregnant women gross
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>>679612595
I fully understand OP
It is a bit disgusting in a way
I also find pregnant women gross.
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>>679612028
That's a hard question to answer. The saddest thing I've seen is probably a woman with a super rare mitochondrial disease. She was otherwise relatively normal until her early twenties and then she gradually became blind and deaf and extremely weak. She probably weighed about 70 pounds. Despite being so unhealthy, her "boyfriend" managed to get her pregnant three times. My first impression of him was that he viewed this girl as like a sex toy. I didn't really get to know him but I found it hard to believe that a girl in her condition would be eager to get pregnant.
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OP, when you meet a new patient, and she'll really hot, are you thinking "OH GOODY!" in the back of you mind?
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>>679612595
Uhh also you're a doctor, and single moms will suck dat doctor dick for dat doctor dough.
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>>679606674


Whats the youngest vagina you have seen?
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>>679612424
Yeah occasionally, I addressed a few specific stories above.

Vaginal piercings I personally don't mind, but it is strongly recommended that you take them out during labor just in case it gets caught on something. Nipple piercings are fine, too, but should be removed prior to any surgeries we might perform. My gf has a nipple piercing.
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>>679613028
Have you ever got an erection examining a pacient?
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>>679613028
Holy heck, i cant imagine what that must be like for you.
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>>679613050
not OP but think about this, when's the last time you took your car to the mechanic because it didn't have something wrong with it?
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What's the grossest case that you've had to deal with so far?

What's the grossest case you've heard of happen? can be from colleague or textbook etc
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>>679612448
Hahaha most of the time I don't even think about it any more. The first few times it was pretty profound but most of the time it's just like looking at any other body part. Especially when we're performing surgery, it's easy to forget that it's a vagina.

Every now and then if there is a particularly pretty patient it kinda shakes me up out of it and I become really aware of what she's showing me again. But usually I don't even think about it.
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is it possible to contract STD's from eating pussy? any other related dangers of eating pussy?
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>>679612490
Nope. I have a gf now, but I'm not close to getting married. I just feel like there is too much else out there to settle down and I'm reminded of it every day in the form of pretty nurses and patients.
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>>679613563
14 is the youngest vagina?
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>>679606674
If a girl has a reasonable amount of pubic hair can it generally be assumed she is of legal age? I would never screw a minor but it would help if you had some kind of ballpark idea of what you're dealing with.
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>>679613525
They come in for annual exams when they're perfectly healthy, but the sentiment is correct. Usually they're here for a reason.
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>>679613734
A visit to the vagina-doctor is recomended after first menstruation
Or is it so Doc?
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>>679613050
In the confidence of other /b/ros:

Yes.
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>>679613187
Hahahaha maybe so, but they'd be disappointed. I'm still a resident now so my salary is modest.
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>>679613919
Nice. I knew it!
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>>679613289
Personal life: 13. I was 13 at the time.

Patient: 16 or so.
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>>679613374
Like maybe half a chub. Never raging. I'd excuse myself if I had a rager and also probably get fired.
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>>679614254
Was it weird? Not the vagina, i mean seeing a 16 year vagina
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>>679614407
didn't you see 16 year old vaginas when you were a teenager?
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OP, do you have an famous or any semi-famous patients? (Semi-famous would be like a local news anchor.)
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Do you ever get to smell a pretty girls woman scents? Or ass?
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>>679613531
Basically any fat chick with a BMI over 60. As I mentioned before I can deal with sights, but smells are the worst. Any woman with a BMI over 60 can't see her own vagina without a mirror or a camera and probably sweats just moving around in the shower so they don't take care of that shit and it's disgusting.

From a medical perspective I think the most interesting things would be babies born with anencephaly (neural tube defects that results in no superior portion of their head/brain) and gastroschisis/omphalocele (abdominal defect that results in the bowel and possibly other organs being outside the baby)
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>>679612595
Male OB doing transvag US without a chaperone? You're either a fool or a liar.

OP, why did you choose OB? I never understood. Chicks that go into GU are also weird, but in their own way.

Surg here, btw
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>>679614318
This is reallY fascinating, you can get fired for getting a boner, is it easy to notice a boner in the suit you wear
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>>679613919
Yeah. Either fool or a liar. And a disgrace. Really. It's disgusting.
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>>679613680
Yup. Most commonly herpes. Less commonly oral HPV, which doesn't have any symptoms but can cause laryngeal cancer. Even less commonly you can get oral bacterial infections.

Still, you should do it. Everything you do in life carries risk.
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>>679613793
No. Pubic hair patterns are widely variable based on personal genetics.

I'm not trying to govern your life, but if your asking me if it's safe to make that assumption it is not.
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>>679613908
Not unless they have any issues that their mothers' can't answer.
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>>679614407
but i wasnt 30
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>>679614407
Yeah it's a little weird now that I'm older than when I was seeing it in my personal life. That being said, it looks the same as an 18, 19, 20, etc. year old. You'd also be surprised how good like a 60 year old woman's vagina can look.
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>>679607446
I dunno man, looks like uterus punching to me.
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>>679606674
Proof OP
Let's see a pic to validate your claims. Your choice.
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>>679614597
Not yet. I live in a college town but not a big city where celebrities might hang out.
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>>679615252
What do you do when a girl doesn't have a regular menstruation, what can be the cause of that?
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>>679614989
wtf cancer?
What are the visual identifying traits for STD/HPV? and how common is it
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>>679614610
Yeah it happens unintentionally. It's also hard to tell based on how someone looks how someone will smell even though you feel like you could tell. I've seen some pristine looking girls with some unpleasant odors.
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Innie or outtie?
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>>679615463
she has a healthy vagina, did you have to stck fingers in the 16 year old? Have you ever used a tool or fingers and the girl gets sexually excited?
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>>679614755
I didn't say I was doing a transvaginal Us because I wasn't doing a transvaginal US. You're right I would have needed a chaperone. It was just an abdominal US. I was doing a BPP.
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I've heard it's very common for patients to become at least somewhat aroused during pelvic exams, at least enough for there to be noticeable vaginal lubrication, is this true? Have you ever had someone have an orgasm while you were giving them an exam?
Would you go back and choose a different specialty if given the option?
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>>679612595
This is impossible
Male OB residents (and attendings if their smart) are not allowed to examine their patients without a female staff member present.
OP is not who he claims to be.
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>>679615668
Do you ever masturbate to clients? Ever had one hit on you? Do you get to finger assholes as well, or is that outside your scope?
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>>679606674
does spider have puss puss
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>>679614755
Nice! I wrestled between OB and Gen Surg up until the end and I'm still not sure I made the right choice but I'm in too deep now. I talked about it briefly before, but I knew I wanted to do surgery of some sort but philosophically preferred welcoming life over staving off death.

There were a lot of other concerns, as well. I felt I'd have to do a fellowship if I went into gen surg and I'm not the kind of guy who is good at remembering a lot of shit so I wanted to narrow my focus asap. I also prefer CSections as my bread and butter procedure to Lap Choles or hernia repairs. No offense, just personal preference. My roommate went into gen surg and we talk all the time about how our lives suck.
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>>679614855
I wear scrubs, so it would be quite obvious.
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>>679615925
Not OP here. This is bait and untrue. As long as the woman okays a man to look after her, everything is above board legally.
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>>679606674
do you ever after a hard day shout
FUCKKEENN CUNNTTTSS
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>>679615549
The two biggest causes are:

1. Early in puberty the hormonal regulation is immature and doesn't function as normally as it will after a few cycles.

2. Obesity. Fat can peripherally convert other hormones to estrogen and fuck up the menstrual cycle.
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>>679615577
Don't freak out about it. It's really unlikely but a high profile case is Charlie Sheen. Not a whole lot of symptoms, unfortunately. You can look them up but I wouldn't even worry about it. You asked me what possible risks were and I listed them.

Get the Gardasil vaccine and keep eating pussy.
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>>679615803
It would be hard for me to tell if she were excited unless she audibly moaned or something. Usually it's not a very sexual situation unless someone has that particular fetish.
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>>679615915
Definitely no orgasm. I'd like to think I have someone at least a little enjoyment. Hahahaha.

I would have considered Plastic or Orthopedic Surgery but I didn't do as well on my Steps as I would've liked even though I crushed the MCAT.

If I had to do something non-surgical, it would have been Psychiatry. Specifically drug rehabilitation.
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>>679615925
There are many types of ultrasounds that don't involve inserting probes into vaginas. It was transabdominal ultrasound. But you can doubt my veracity all you like.
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>>679616207
1. Yes
2. Please browse above
3. Yes, but not regularly. Sometimes we give medications rectally, particularly for preventing postpartum hemorrhage.
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>>679606674
>32 year old female
>2 live births, two miscarriages
>will sometimes get dizzy spells about 1-2 mins after standing; once had severe chest pains for a few mins. Went to ER, evaluated with no cause found
>not standing up too quick, just as any other normal person would
>somewhat overweight, not obese
>BP normal every time it's been checked, not diabetic (has gestational diabetes with second child)
>been trying to get pregnant for over a year, no joy

What do?
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>>679616416
Yup.
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>>679606674
I've been fisting and doing large insertions since I was 17 im 23 now and frankly my pussy is. A train wreck. Is there anyway to actually tighten myself up? I've tried kegels for about 8 months now but honestly they're not helping am I just ruined or can I do something that will actually help?
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>>679617475
Hmm... This is difficult to assess without a little more information.

Are your periods regular? If so, that is an encouraging sign. You can try things like an ovulation calendar and having sex at least once every other day. Other than some basic things I can recommend, you'd probably need more work up.

Weight loss will always help! It might not be the issue but worse case scenario you look even better than you did before and you and your husband can keep having fun trying to make babies.
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>>679618010
Get into horse porn.
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>>679618010
pics NOW!!
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>>679618157
Thanks for the tip little dick
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>>679606674
obligatory how is babby formed?
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>>679618229
You first. Then I might consider it assuming your dick is worthy
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>>679618244
that's what all the sluts call me
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>>679606753
The woman will orgasm 7 out of 10 times.
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>>679618010
Obviously the best thing you could try to do non-surgically would be to avoid inserting anything and try to masturbate with any other form of stimulation you enjoy (clitoral, nipple, anal). If that's not feasible, I would recommend gradually decreasing the girth of the things you are inserting. Keep doing your Kegels.

Last resort you can consider a vaginal rejuvenation surgery, but you should try the other things first.
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>>679606674
are all the questions you guys ask really that important?
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>>679618010
Also what do you mean by "wreck". Is it an appearance thing or a tightness thing?
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Are you into anal, or other non vaginal sex practices since you already spend so much time with them, and possibly associate them with work, rather than intimacy?
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After a vaginal candida infection GF claims to feel pain in specific areas inside the vaginal cavity during intercourse. More specifically she hurts even when i touch with 1 finger around the uterus and close to the g-spot. this has been going for months, refuses to go see a doc. any advice?
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>>679608599
You ever see Goatse' anus at rest? It looks like a jelly donut. The vagina can rebound from a great many thing but its not magical.
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>>679618107
Not me, my wife. Periods are for the most part regular. Sometimes light, but others super heavy. We have sex pretty much every other day when we think she would be ovulating. Used ovulation test for a few months, which was inconclusive. (They are supposed to tell you a couple days out when hormones are peaking, etc but it did not. Went from nothing to peak)

Her gyno is a pretty cool dude, been her doctor since she was born. But he's like 174 years old. He's kinda dismissive sometimes.
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>>679618501
Hahaha not all of them but some of the more intrusive ones can be very relevant. For example, intercourse within the last 24 hours can make a fetal fibronectin test false positive and semen can make a nitrazine test false positive.
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>>679618484
Yeah that's what I was afraid of....that being said I don't think I could get off without it. Would skipping insertions maybe gradually increase my clitoral sensitivity? I don't believe I've ever actually orgasmed from clit stimulation alone
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>>679609588
Thats heavy metal, great explanation
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>>679609588
OP is a cool guy/gal
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>>679618877
I swear you guys are fucking with me sometimes
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>>679618643
Tightness. My labia is quite small though I do gape abit
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>>679618694
Anal is my big thing, but I was into it before I became an OBGYN. And yes, I do unfortunately feel overexposed to vagina now. I find breasts much more of a turn on than I did before because we don't often see them and they don't have any sort of smell.
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>>679611164
It's not hormones in the food, it's the availability of food fyi. Humans are built to breed when conditions are good.. conditions are good.
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Alright I had enough of this
I eill never think of vagina-doctors the same
Interesting stuff
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>>679618818
Yeah fungal infections can cause tenderness. She can take over the counter anti fungal medications, if she doesn't want to go see a doctor. If it persists, though, she should go see a doctor. She could have something else.
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>>679618839
Ahh I see. The inconclusive ovulation test and regular timing but irregular flow would warrant further evaluation, in my opinion. Now that it's been a full year since you started trying to conceive again, you can formally, as a couple, be diagnosed with infertility. I say it this way because it's always a possibility that it's a male factor. If the two of you have had kids together in the past, it would be a good sign.
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>>679619473
Does that have to be a year of just trying or does the doc have to be involved for that year?
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>>679618879
Yeah if you can't get off without insertion I would suggest gradually decreasing the girth of the things you insert. I think many people do find that other things become more sensitive to compensate but as you know the mental aspect of getting to orgasm is as important as the physical one.

So rather than thinking, "I have to cum and I can't use anything in my vagina", try to tease yourself. Play with your clit/ass/nipples/whatever gets you off and get as close as you can to coming without putting anything in your vagina. then you can reward yourself just a little bit with something smaller than a fist to help push you into cumming. keep doing this until the insertion phase lasts less and less and the girth gets smaller and smaller and eventually you might be able to coach yourself into cumming without insertion or at least with a less extreme insertion.
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>>679618918
>>679619002
Thanks! Nice to see some positivity among all these doubters.
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>>679619013
Hahaha I can't speak for everyone, but it's not always hitting on you if they ask if you're single.
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>>679609588
what about still born

OP is full of shit probably a 12 year old mommy pantie sniffer
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>>679619731
Just a year of trying by yourselves. No doctor has to be involved, although now may be the time to get one involved. You should go see an REI doctor (reproductive, endocrine, infertility), but be aware that many expenses will be out-of-pocket.
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>>679606674
Is my dick a vagina?
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>>679620108
Yeah babies are stillborn all the time but I don't look at it like a death. It's really more like a life that was never meant to be. Women have miscarriages all the time without even knowing it. Sometimes they carry a miscarriage for months but the result was always going to be a miscarriage. Miscarriages are, in general, not normal pregnancies. They have some fatal flaw in their genetics and how long they stay in the womb is variable but the result was always going to be the same.

I do love sniffing panties.
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>>679620259
Let me see. I think at this point I can tell with at least 70% accuracy.
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>>679620179
That's what we're afraid of.

First kid was actually an accident. She had a D & C fairly recently to #1 being comceived. Second one we tried for, but he took a long time to conceive also. About 4 years in between....

At any rate, thanks for the info. May the great sky wizard bless you and keep you
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>>679620450
I want to do Medic stud but i'm a shit in math and the first year is totally bullshit
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>>679619017
Hmm I'm not quite sure what you mean by gaping, but I'm not sure how I could evaluate it better without seeing it.
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>>679620594
Best of luck!
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>>679620652
Fucking go for it, man. Anything good in life comes from working hard. It's cool when you're young to get by just on natural talent/not caring, but think about all of the people who you look up to. I'm sure they're all hard workers who have dedicated a significant portion of their lives to their craft.
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Good night, everyone! Good chat!
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>>679620859
Raaaaahh dude i just want to go for it, but i'm i'm torn between Medic and Political stud shiiittt son can't decide myself atm, i got 4 month to have the good idea
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is normal for you to attend patients with creampies?
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>>679606674
What to do about Vaginasmus?

It's intolerable and I just want it gone.
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Would you agree that tightness and resilience of the vagina highly depends on genetics?
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>>679606674

with my gf i'm into fisting, extreme insertion and stretching... she can take something like 9 cm in diameter pretty easelly and she's starting to gape permanently. I mean that if she lay on her back her pussy open up and sometimes farts when she stand up.
We are both in love with this, but I'd like to hear an expert opinion...
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>>679624188
my expert opinion is that both of you are disgusting tards
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>>679607670
not to scare this poster, but the symptoms could hint at impaction. Any tenderness or warmth under your navel?

Definitely go see a GI
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Is the "deep spot" real? aka anterior fornix or 2nd g-spot
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