can we please rate my wife's body without showing her face, pussy, feet or asshole. possible /b/?
>>679584825
I don't think you'd want my feedback, bud
yes we can rate and its a big 0
degrading comment encouraged
>>679584825
>without showing her face, pussy, feet or asshole. possible
no, i need to see the pussy
>>679584825
if good in be, I'd say 6/10; if bad, 2/10
>>679585194
Obviously not your wife, or you're some fucked up cuck.
Why don't you post a pic of you and we will rate it?
>>679585934
nipples are surprisingly nice.
let's see some ass
chunky butt
>>679584825
Seeing a landing strip makes me fuckin hard!
>>679584825
4/10
>>679584825
do you fuck that? i feel sorry for you man
>>679586492
this
>>679584825
0/10
it's the best i can do
Post photos of her juicy cunt!
>>679584825
Looks just like my ex's body. I like women with this body type. I'd honestly give her a 9 out of 10. Very fuckable!
>>679584825
how does she feel about being overweight?
this is what we call a "Moped".
butthole pls
7/10. Dude, you should know better than to ask /b/ about any girl you can't count ribs on, lol
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>>679586963
Saved them all. Shes perfect. I love women with this exact body type. You're a lucky mother fucker, OP!!
>>679584825
She's a thick slut who looks like she would be a lot sexier on a leash, on all fours lapping up the cum dripping on the floor from her pussy that I just pumped in there.
thanks guys!
Post moar
what do we like / dislike about her?
>>679589441
I like everything about her. The only thing I dislike is that her pussy isn't riding up and down my cock right now.
>>679584825
Beauty as fuck
>>679584825
With your criteria I will show mine. Compare.
>>679589441
>cellulite up the yayo
Her body isn't THAT bad, but it's still unhealthy...unless you plan on having kids. A skinny bitch will die during child birth.
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>>679590235
Too skinny.
>>679590332
she's begging for kids.
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>>679585712
I'd fuck her
>>679590375
fuck you to the fag who hijacked this thread. im done.
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>>679590557
Skanky. Too skinny. Do not want.
>>679590729
Feel free to keep posting. No one seems to want mine.
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>>679591755
Goddamn.... I wish she was straddling my cock just like that....
>>679592037
That an invitation to post moar?
>>679592156
Yessir, please do actually.
>>679592380
I mean, some of these dudes would rather have the chubster.
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>>679592662
Your girl is gorgeous, man! I realize different guys prefer different body types, but that body right there is SMOKIN' HOT. If that's your girl, i'm very envious of you.
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>>679592913
We been married 9 years. I met her online.
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>>679592884
Down on all fours.... my FAVORITE way for a girl to be. Goddamn, that's hot. Shes truly gorgeous!
>>679584825
If she was skinny she would be something to comment on but shes not. shes just fat and honestly unattractive.
I like chubby bitches but this bitch aint got nothing going for her. Nipples are shit. Tits are small. Ass is small. For her being so fat that is. I mean she's fucking average everywhere except she's fat. If she lost weight and was skinny, at least then the tits would be good but at this point nah fam, you blew it.
>>679593026
Quite possibly the luckiest man I know. Not just saying that either. Your wife is flawless.
>>679584825
lumpy bag of lard/10
>>679593262
If you knew how ugly I qas your head might pop.
>>679593387
Lol typos
>>679584825
can get better with exercise
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>>679593387
How'd you do it? Rich? I know goddesses will go for money every time.
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>>679584825
I'd give her a strong 7/10. not perfect but I prefer chubby and she's got the right features. Nothing bad about her. Nothing to feel self conscious about
Mine...
>>679593604
We met on myspace. Story.
>>679584825
0/10
Fucking disgusting.
Not perfect, but lovable.I Iike her
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>>679593920
Those are old. Thesr are new.
>>679593994
keep going am lurking
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>>679584825
Can she be identified from her asshole?
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>>679593706
That's awesome man. Glad to see that happy endings really do exist. You're lucky to have a beautiful woman that is into cool things. Keep her! Do not ever divorce her. Shes definitely a keeper. :)
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>>679584825
fat/b will lie to you
why even post? you both know she's fat and disgusting. you're just too lazy to do anything about it so you choose to ignore it
>>679584825
Chubby but definitely fuckable.
>>679594614
We been together 9 years man. She's into so many of my fetishes too. Even looking like I do.
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>>679590122
>A humanoid challenger has appeared!
>>679595113
Not being gay here, but dude you're not ugly. Pretty average looking guy. Being honest here too, I know a lot of assholes lie here on /b/, but I don't. 9 years is a long time. Truly happy for you man. Gives me hope in a way. I always end up with extremely bitchy women that aren't open minded OR kinky. I am truly envious.
>>679593659
lol that face
Jesus Christ 4chan is pathetic. I'm a 6.5/10 and have dated nothing but 8+
ITT fat perverts, skanks, and butter faces.
>>679595310
keep going anon
Too big?
>>679595778
You havent seen my mowhawk phase
>>679596016
yes, so big her tits are turning inward because the fat on the outside of them is pushing them that way
please keto before you come back
>>679595970
That's almost all I got on my phone man.
>>679596235
Beach shot
>>679596016
Great fucking tits!
>>679596110
Still say you're an average looking dude. Proof that you're not ugly? Look at your wife. No ugly guy will ever land a beautiful creature like that.
>>679596323
Hugging our cat
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>>679596378
Also I am a fat fuck. I am down to 235 but I was 310 in this pic
>>679596235
how mch you earn to upkeep this nice one?
coz chinks only come for money
>>679596968
Thinner than me. I'm 6'9" 346 lbs. I'm a true fat fuck. Sure, I'm tall as fuck too, but still way too big. I would say you're chubby, but still dude. You landed a GODDESS. You give hope to guys like me.
Bit too fat/10
>>679597065
Actually I was working minimum wage as a clerk when we married. I am a manager in retail now, and about to get back into industrial work. She is low maintenance as hell.
>>679596968
lmao
>>679585012
Nope, have to see her on her knees spreading her ass cheeks. Can't judge otherwise
>>679597466
Beautiful, low maintenance, open minded, into kinky shit, doesn't mind that you're a little overweight.... You Sir are my fucking hero! Women like her just DO NOT exist. You found a diamond in the rough. KEEP HER. Do not ever get rid of her.
>>679596016
I want more of her feet
>>679597515
I know right?
>>679597790
Just keep your eyes open man. Getting women is easy. Identifying keepers is tough and keeping them is the real challenge.
Women universally crave one thing though.
>>679598078
In my experience women mostly want 3 things:
>1. A fat wallet.
>2. A buff body.
>3. A huge cock.
Women generally always replace me for someone "better". Granted, i've been in long term relationships but it always ends up ending very badly for me. I'm yet to date a really wonderful woman. They're generally all the same. It's just nice to know that good women actually DO exist. You're a lucky man.
I'd Love to get her pregnant
>>679586324
I desperately want to put my cock between her tits and titty fuck her.
>>679598595
All a woman wants is comfort. With a little effort you can show them money and status do not always equate. In their minds the things you listed are only associated with comfort. And I promise my cock is barely 7 inches and 5.5 diameter. Dicks don't matter like you think.
>>679599575
Erm circumference not diameter. Holy shit could you imagine?
>>679599575
>Dicks don't matter like you think.
Then tell me... why do MOST of the women I date cheat on me? I'm not small dicked by any means. I'm not huge either but still. I'm just about 7 inches long as well. I'm not sure on the circumference, but im no needle dick. Most women leave me for guys that have better status in life. I'm just your average dude. I don't have a great job and i'm not high class or anything like that. I dunno, I just have always had bad luck with females.
>>679599951
Try making every aspect of being in your company as comfy as fuck. Try to adopt some ground rules from the start too. Fights are the worst.
Make your home car and dates comfy. Communicate. And also try the rules I am about to outline.
>>679597874
You look like a fatter, older, shittier taste version of me in that picture.
I'd add "less successful" to the description of you, but your wife's still alive, so it's your call on whether financial success is more valid than being emotionally vacant.
>>679600256
Definitely listening to your advice. Please feel free to give more.
>>679600256
First, never approach an argument with the mentality that there must be a winner. Neither of you should ever do that. Discuss this at length. The point of arguing is to have her understand your point of view and adequately explain hers. You need to know why you feel the way you do. If she can't do this basic step, lose her. Fast.
>>679584825
6/10
>>679584825
would not fuck/10
>>679600619
See, that's one more reason i've _ALWAYS_ had bad luck with women. ALL OF THEM have always been EXTREMELY argumentative, bitchy, and always have the need to be "right" all the time. Every female i've EVER dated has always fought with me. It gets old. I just assumed this was normal.
>>679600619
Also, never namecall. Seriously. Think about it. It serves no purpose but to cause harm and does not convince anyone to see anything your way.
What's more, never involve friends or family in your fights. It's just not their fight. You live with her. They don't. It's not fair to add people to your corner to tag team your girl. She must also agree not to do this. You have to find your solutions together.
A compromise is NOT a loss. Remember, no one wins if you cannot both somehow win.
And remember, never engage in any kind of physical aggression. Same as namecalling, it serves no purpose.
>>679584825
as long as you can sit her on your knee shes not too big (its relative to you) otherwise shes a fat ho
Whats second? what comes second??
>>679600978
Try explaining it to them like I have to you. Expect it to be difficult at first. Another thing neither should do is storm off. We have argued for 3 hours over the tiniest things, but we never ever had a fight bleed into the next day. Do NOT EVER bring old fights into new ones. Stick to the topic at hand. Stay on one at a time until you reach a conclusion. Avoid tossing a lot of blame, instead, focus on explaining your reactions and thought processes and feelings.
This is a system that takes a while to get good at but it works nearly perfectly when you get the hang of it and are both on board.
She and I fought and fought like mad until we figured this out together.
>>679602047
I'm envious that you have a girl that's willing to work through problems. For me? EVERY girl I have ever dated LOVES to argue... and dude... I can take A LOT of shit... but after awhile? I explode with anger. So generally it goes back and forth until both of us are screaming like psychos. I _HATE_ fighting, but even when I try to defuse the situation, they NEVER LET UP. I feel that some have even ENJOYED pissing me off. I dunno, I still say i've just had horrible luck with women. Never been with a woman WILLING to work through things. I see what you're trying to say, but it just never plays out that way. Also... longest fight I EVER had with a girl last over 8 hours. Was fucking insane.
>>679602047
I realize my words might sound hokey and others will no doubt mock them, but who are you going to trust, a dude who doesn't value women and uses terms like "pussy whipped", or someone who gets his dick wet on rhe regular and has real life experience?
>>679602573
I think you're spot on with everything you've said. No arguments here on that, dude. As for the faggots that mock you? People like that are virgin basement dwellers that are trying to be edgy to get a reaction out of you. I pay them no mind.
>>679602476
Copypasta my advice for your own sake, reword it and call it your own. Any time shit gets serious, sit the girl down, outline the ground rules and then if she can agree just point to your newfound philosophy when things get out of hand. Remind her you both agreed to try it together and you think it will make you both happier.
Idk if I mentioned it but definitely don't storm off or say "nothing" when asked what is wrong. Avoidance is most certainly a power play. Remove every power play you can identify from your relationships. It can be tough, because it forces honesty and disarmes both of you. It forces you to be better people. No good relationship will ever need a power play.
>>679603291
This thread went in a weird direction.
>>679603291
Thanks man. This is quite easily the best conversation i've EVER had in the YEARS of being here on /b/. Thanks for being cool. Most people are fucking assholes on here. You definitely deserve your hot wife. Nice to know shes with a cool guy.
>>679603853
Just to keep the balance in harmony,
Faggot
>>679603853
Well I just hope you find it useful. But unless you follow all of it you may as well stick a thumb in your ass and walk into a wall for all the good it will do you.
>>679603853
Oh and if you feel like you may need some more pointers you can leave a kik or some shit
Heh found an old mowhawk pic
>>679595310
Post more of her soon.
>>679606797
She had gained a touch of weight and then lost it so she is likely going to get in front of a camera for me again soon.
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>>679585194
0/10.
>>679590395
By "kids" do you mean 5,000 pop tarts?
>>679607610
You guys do realize OP left when I started posting my wife, right?
>>679608104
Also her. No idea where the non deepdream one is.
>>679608104
Whose idea was it to take pics?
>>679608995
I took the red lingerie shots. she did the rest for me.
>>679608104
So no nudes?
>>679609337
You considering posting pics similar to this, without the bubbles?
>>679609606
that
>>679609606
well, I promised her I would not post nudes
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>>679584825
that's the most specific request I've seen in a while
>>679590235
wtf how is that too skinny? she's literally perfect, don't listen to these chubby chasers
>>679611576
more incomng
gf
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need moar?
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>>679613351
i would swap my sister and my gf nudes on email for her
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>>679585934
Houston, we have liftoff!
>>679614035
Posted pretty much everything I am going to share till the new ones are taken man.
>>679614766
But feel free to rate or comment
my bf took this but here's my ass rate? :)
>>679615009
Not being able to see your face, I don't know if I would stick my tongue in it
>>679591109
I'd lick her asshole and feet
>>679592662
Not me
duct tape it to a treadmill / 10
>>679584825
10/10M
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>>679586571
Niggers. That's not a landing strip. That's a whole fucking airfield.
Mfw a dude shows their chubby wife and she gets ragged on to hell and back but a dude that's overweight or a butterface with an attractive wife gets praise and compliments. You must all be fags with literal god status expectations for your single asses.
>>679584825
not possible without feet. From what I see, I'd fuck her, but I can't in good conscience, rate without feet
>>679590332
Hot. Shoes off!
>>679594422
Nice double dubs. Would lick the fuck outta those feets!
