Ask a psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
Die
>>679540166
KYS
>>679540166
what you say about kids who listen metal music?
>>679540166
Hello Alice! I missed you this morning! How wass your day?
>>679540166
nigger you cant help us, we're resigned to our fate
Kill yourself
>>679540296
*hugs tightly* How are you, Anonymous?
>>679540339
Oh such a good response these days *huggle* Are you doing well?
>>679540368
They enjoy metal music!
>>679540428
>>679540339
>>679540296
nice depression leaking through guys
>>679540166
Why do I want to kill myself?
>>679540426
Then fight even fate itself! Turn back the tyrannous stars. move by move, and avoid your abominable fate!
>>679540428
What can I help you with Anonymous?
>>679540544
I don't know; you tell me! What's got you down, Anonymous?
>>679540378
It was okay, yours?
Overused thread, fucking kill yourself fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag
>>679540166
Why is this thread around like everyday
Why do I enjoy anal so much
>>679540166
How do i motivate myself to do studies and to get out of that certain type of friend groups?
Why do I want to die so fucking badly?
>>679540166
Hey, Alice! Where were you last night?
>>679540708
These stupid ass fags that are pulling me back
>>679540690
Feels good brah.
>>679540166
How does it feel to know that psychology is pseudo-science bullshit?
Why do I fail at making mom's spaghetti dope?
>>679540166
>>679540656
*kisses your cheek* I respect your opinion, no matter how wrong it is!
>>679540690
Well, are you male or female?
>>679540676
Why is there a post like this every day, when I make this thread?
>>679540708
*nodnods* That's a common problem.
Here's my reverse ask: why do you keep going back to those friends? What about them is enticing to you?
>>679540764
My thread got deleted.
Why do I just want to fuck every girl I meet?
>>679540857
Sorry, can't hear you over all the behavioralist studies we have.
>>679540860
Are you a mom? If not, that's your problem.
>>679540911
I identify as mayonnaise. My pronouns are slip's/slip/slipself
>>679540708
Not OP but...
Your friends reflect your life style. When I stopped drinking and actually started focusing on living life my friend group changed, one guy such through and he's like my best friend now. It's cliche but your true friends will stick with you when you want to changes your life. So change TORT live to change your friend s.
Make a quick summary about stages of bipolarity and possible treatments and I'll belive you aren't talking shit.
>>679541071
Well. Are you male? That may cause it.
>>679541102
Sorry, this isn't tumblr.
>>679541138
Actually, most friends who are from a school (which he is) reflect random chance; what dorm you are in, what major you have, etc etc.
>>679541252
I was joking faggot.
Im having a really hard time in college, I had to move from my hometown and say goodbye to my gf, leave my house, and start studying medicine, I have met some really nice people, but Im having a problem with my grades, I hope it gets easier
>>679540654
I haven't felt very good at all today actually. Quite sleepy
>>679541252
To an extent yes but even within a school you can change friends.
>>679540911
Erm,i think i just go back to them because they are good people in general,but after all i think they are pulling me back.. thinking about it now i cant really say that we are that close. I mean we dont go out at all only just skype and game and thats all. Im just getting the feeling of false friendship which i dont like at all
Why do girls call me ugly ?
>>679541102
Do you taste good?
>>679541252
Yes, but I mean I just want to fuck the living Shit out of them, and then completely forget about them
>>679541507
Because you're ugly, obviously.
>>679541229
Do you mean TYPES of bipolar? There's type 1 and type 2.
Type 1 is characterized by higher highs and lack of hypomania.
Type 2 is characterized by periods of hypomania.
If by stages, you mean the different moods it causes, there is depressive stages, manic stages, hypomanic stages, and stasis.
Depressive are just as they sound
Manic are periods of extreme energy, similar to someone doing too much cocaine.
Hypomanic are lower periods of mania, in which a person still has control, and generally is less irritable, but are still euphoric.
Stasis is when they are not in the other stages, and appear to be quite normal.
Treatments are CBT, anticonvulsants, lithium, and some antidepressants such as welbutrin.
Why do you ask?
>>679541353
It gets easier. You just have to try!
>>679541376
Me too, if I'm honest.
>>679541252
This is you
>>679541138
Well i dont have any drinking/drug problems. Never smoked a cigarette,dont intend to..
>>679540166
Nice dubs.
Also, why do you always reply with an Alice pic?
>>679541481
Why do you feel it is a false friendship?
>>679541757
I'm about....a third of that persons size.
>>679541789
Because I'm Alice.
I struggle to moderate, mostly with the less healthy things in life.
I'm perfectly healthy and in good shape but when i drink, i drink hard. When i eat, i eat way too much. When i spend money, i usually go over the top.
>>679541757
>iFunny
How do i stop all the voices in my head and just be myself? Without wanting to harm people who aggravate me or try to embarrass me?
>>679541877
>But you're not Alice because you're not waifu.
>>679541877
Because we never do that "friends" kinda stuff like going out and stuff. We rarely talk to each other outside of school and i am just getting used for help during exams or just copying homework..
Help me i dont have courage or any conversation topics to talk to someone i really want to talk to
>>679541902
I mean, that sounds like a lack of impulse control to me. Have you brought this up with your doctor?
>>679542039
What sort of voices are they, how often do they occur, and have you talked to your doctor yet?
>>679541877
Also nice dubs
please help me, i have posted in these a few times but always just missed you. i am 25/f and don't know what is wrong with me.
inability to remember things, difficulty concentrating, difficulty making/keeping eye contact, intense social anxiety/very uncomfortable around people, fear that everyone is laughing at me/wants to hurt me, compulsive picking at scalp and face, pulling out hair with tweezers for hours because of fear of impurities in the root, fear that people are looking over my shoulder/monitoring me when on computer or phone,
fear police are following me esp. when driving, very little social contact outside of work, stopped talking to friends because i feel like we have nothing in common, the belief that if i hurt someone i love i have to hurt myself to make it "equal" or something bad will happen to loved ones and it will be my fault, nihilistic/feeling of dread/impending doom,
fear that doctors will not believe me/nobody will believe how i am feeling, my thoughts/emotions aren't always mine, psychotic episodes with little or no memory afterward, not necessarily hearing voices but there is someone in my head who hates me and wants me to die and has something negative to say to literally everything i do.
i am so sorry for the textwall, do you have any idea what could be wrong with me? no drug use, no drinking, was diagnosed with BPD and depression but the BPD diagnosis feels incorrect to me.
please please please give me a wild guess, this is making me insane.
>>679542124
So why do you say they are good people? Doesn't sound like good people.
>>679542132
>>679542132
Talk to me first, to build up your courage!
>>679542084
No idea what that means.
I'm Alice, t-that's all there is to it.
>>679540166
My father was diagnosed with terminal Mesothelioma, Ever since that day, he he's been starving himself, and lays in bed 24/7, it's to the point where he can't move on his own anymore. I talk to him, tell him to eat and get up, and he lays there. he sleeps 15-30 minutes, then calls us to help him sit.. then 10 minutes later, he needs help laying back down. I'm fucken confused, has he given up? 64 years old btw. my mom quit her job, and she can't sleep a wink because of my dad.
>>679540166
Do you study psychology or do you just like to give people advice?
>>679542327
oh! also, getting angry at affection, crying for no reason, sometimes no emotions whatsoever. sorry, am typing on mobile.
I hear voices in my head. They talk to me; they... understand.
They talk to me
>>679540166
I'm having a lot of homicidal thoughts after watching my third guy die this month. Each death brings up buried memories of watching my mom die a couple of years ago.
Is this normal or should I seek help?
>>679542133
>>679541877
>>679540911
>>679540166
ALICE QUEEN OF DUBS
>>679542327
Why does BPD feel incorrect? It seems to match your symptoms. That or schizophrenia.
>>679542360
Yes. He's given up. That seems pretty obvious.
>>679542577
Seek help!
>>679542605
*curtsys*
>>679540166
Should I make a tulpa?
Nah never thought it was something worse mentioning. It hasnt affected me too strongly yet I just know its far from healthy.
>>679541728
Good enough assuming you didn't wiki.
I am constantly feeling rage after getting dumped by my girlfriend who was a wreck (daddy issues,history of sexual abuse,overprotective slavedriver mother). Spent 4 years trying to help her but I slipped at the last moment and all shit broke loose. I feel constant guilt due to this. Same guilt causes anxiety and overall rage. I was used to facing problems and getting rid of them head on however I became weak in mind so simply can't. Now I am a borderline alcoholic (drank about 2L a week ago. Friends had to carry me away) and all I do is play vidya. Also I was a compulsive liar pretty much my whole life and have insomnia (yes, I don't sleep till 4 am and wake up at most 8 am. Sometimes I am up for 2 days straight).
What do?
>>679542133
Nah never thought it was something worse mentioning. It hasnt affected me too strongly yet I just know its far from healthy.
>>679542345
hmm, i dont really know .. i just think of them as such people ever since i met them. I either like or hate people. Maybe they just got on my good side and bc i cant leave my "friends" in a pinch like that, i got in such a hole.. i really wanna change and ignore my lazyness,gotta get better and to do it i need to change my company
i like little anime girls...what should i do
>>679541728
Perhaps it's just a passing feeling! I hope!
>>679542830
Sidenote: We broke up a year ago.
>>679542747
They aren't real and I highly recommend against trying.
>>679542787
Seek help! It's important, or it can get worse.
An ounce of prevention vs a pound of cure.
>>679542830
First, can you explain why you decided to ask a question that a first year who took abnormal psych could answer?
>>679542893
Same!
>>679542909
Yes, yes you do.
Ya'll motha fuckas need to meditate
>>679542695
i think i might be schizophrenic, but i needed someone to tell me without me mentioning the word first. ten thousand thanks, i really think this is it. maybe i am also BPD, but that never felt like it covered the full gamut of my weird and infuriating symptoms. i go for evaluation next friday. i think i needed to hear it from someone else before i could admit it to myself.
>>679542345
>>679542909
Question is how..
If I tell my therapist I smoke weed will she tell the popo?
>>679543030
Kek'd
>>679540166
Hey Alice, last time I replied in this thread there might be something wrong with me and that I should get help so I did... kinda. I've spoken with a bunch of therapists but every time I didn't schedule a second appointment even though I knew these people could really help me. Now I'm starting feel like maybe I don't want to be helped, and I'm kinda scared that I might feel ok with being depressed.
>>679543091
Okay. Feel free to admit it yourself then.
>>679543100
It's easy. Make a schedule, put on it the things you need to do, put the most important stuff at the top.
Then follow the schedule. All you need to do is....try.
yes i fucking love this thread and the man who does it <3
its me, tick faggot, back again
There aren't too many new developments i just like talking to you :3
well I did have a tick where i straightened my arm and i kept straightening till i think i felt this hugh surge of pain and felt like if i went any further i would break my own arm so i have to suppress the tick & its really hard while my arm goes back to normal.
How are you psychologist senpai? life treating you well?
>>679543176
No,, but you also shouldn't smoke weed; it can make underlying conditions WORSE.
>>679543207
You aren't okay with being depressed; you think being how you are is better than putting in the effort.
Stop it. Go get help. You can do it, but only if you try.
NOW GO TRY!
I notice things about th world around me, when I watch a movie in todays era I cant help but notice the undertone of political correctness of the said movie. Nasa employees people not based on intelligence but based on race, it bothers me. I throw up every time I hear Hillary speak. I feel like we are slowly deterring into communistic society and I fear for my family and my wife. I hate society and what we are becoming, I also have this thing where I like to read paper back books, stay clear of facebook, and other social constructs. I believe there is such a thing as mind pollution. My question is do I sound like a hipster?
>>679543416
Fuck you weed helped my depression.
GF is bipolar type 2
Where can I find real resources on how to have a succesful relationship with her?
Allow me to save you some time and tell you what op will say if you ask for help:
See a therapist / get medication
>>679543243
I'll try with the schedule.. will see how things go. Thanks OP <3 love the pics u post tho
>>679543526
>sticking your dick in crazy
>>679543404
I love this thread too
Op so nice
I felt sad once. and I still don't know why. What is wrong with me?
Pretty confident guy the center of attention
Cant talk to girl i am interested in
Like i dont fucking know what to say and embarrassed
What the fuck is wrong with me
Why do I eat people?
I would say it amazes me that there's people on 4chan who's sole purpose in life seem to be to go into a thread of someone they don't know and just shit all over them.
What a sad and boring life you must live to try to attack someone that simply wants to help -- even if it's just a small bit.
Your mother would be ashamed of you if she still cared about her son she wished she aborted.
>>679543404
I'm good, but I'm a girl tick-san!
>>679543419
You sound like you have absolutely no idea how life works or what you are talking about.
>>679543501
No, it relieved the symptoms temporarily, only for them to come back stronger when you don't smoke. This is well studied.
>>679543526
....why would there be resources? What resources would they be? She's not a wild animal, she's a person who happens to have a mental illness.
Research the mental illness; you don't need a guide to dating her.
>>679543556
>>679543577
Looks like you were wrong.
And for the schedule guy, no problem! Contact me at [email protected] if you need help!
>>679543673
I'm kind, not nice. I'll slap you in the face if I think it'll help you!
>>679543718
N-nothing? That's life, Anonymous. Sometimes you get sad!
>>679543673
yes he is nice
he is very reassuring to talk to and I think he would make a very successful psychologist if we ever left his day job :3
>>679543768
You are a normal guy and it is very cute! Just try your best Anonymous, I'm sure she'll be delighted!
>>679543825
Seriously, I'm a girl.
>>679540166
Are you concerned about the state of your discipline when over half of experiments submitted to psychology journals can't be reproduced?
holy shit
>>679543817
>im a girl tick-san
no one told me this was a try not to fall in love challenge
think i just lost
are you single psychologist-senpai?
does that violate some patient confidentiality thingy :p
>>679543817
Still the weed guy here. But I feel better now. I barely even take my anti-depressants anymore cuz I'm feeling so good :)
>>679543817
guy who said you are nice(or kind,ok) and schedule guy is me kek
Ill save that email just in case
Thank you again OP
>>679540166
'Sup cutterstunt.
>>679544130
Yeah, you need to stop that.
>>679544092
Case studies are not supposed to be strong experiments, Anonymous. They are low cost and effective ways to guide future research.
This ain't exactly rocket surgery.
>>679544099
Yes, it violates lots of things.
>>679544153
My pleasure.
>>679544099
Checkd
>>679544228
They really don't.
Please answer my question OP, genuinely curious >>679543797
>>679544228
Hundreds of years of selective breeding.
>>679540166
A really good friend of mine tried to overdose on painkillers and alcohol over a week ago. A not so well planned suicide attempt. She called for an ambulance herself and everything.
Aside from another friend in another city, I'm the only one who knows -yeah, her parents have no idea. I was with her till she got out of hospital and I had her stay over for the next five day to make sure she was okay.
Lots of things came up. Her jealousy/inferiority complex for one. It 's hard to put everything aside to take care of somebody who at the same time tries to bring you down.
At this point I don't really feel like caring anymore.
I know she has been under a lot of stress lately. She got in contact with a professional more than a month ago. She has more or less gotten diagnosed with bipolar disorder. The diagnosis is probably the reason she has been stressing out.
How do I continue to support her?
Mmhm, Pizza is here!
>>679544415
No thanks. I'm just gonna keep feeling good.
i wanna ask a girl out, we talk alot but when we talk, it doesnt feel like she's into it + she calls me friend a lot so is it a hint i shouldnt do it?
So I've recently really fucked my life up. I'm failing classes. I'm doing shit I shouldn't be doing. Drugs, Going to Parties. And this is all happening because i'm tryin to impress this girl. She is easily the most attractive person I have ever seen but I'm never able to get more than a hug. Not trying for sex. Trying for companionship. Any ideas on how I can try and get over her? Sorry if this sort of question has come up before.
>>679544415
hopes and dreams
...
there they go
>i am 18 as well
I know im pretty much the worst package ever
>>679543416
I mean I guess... I think I'm just scared to pick things up again. Any tips on how to follow through?
>>679544556
When you crash, don't blame me!
>>679544538
Just be there for her Anonymous. That's more than enough. It's more than I had.
>>679544685
You don't get over someone by continuing to stick around them; you don't go near em. Break the bond, Anonymous.
>>679544706
*patpat* It's okay. You'll get someone much better than me; I don't even put out! Just ask my friends!
>>679544415
I agree. Mostly I'm trying to ask a psychologist (I'll take your word for it) what he thinks of the ability of psychology to explain human motivations and determine what a healthy normal life is. My background is History and Public Administration, so I'm not trying to start a hard vs soft science pissing contest.
>>679543817
I absolutely do know what I am talking about that's why I'm voting for trump. TRUMP PEPE 2016!!!
This is now a spiderman thread
>>679544853
butchu cant help who you fall in love with and we dont have to consummate. If it means i'd be with you than nothing else matters
>>679540166
I'm divorcing.
She was a single mother, had 2 kids, we had 2 more.
We broke up, I started the divorce 2 years ago, then I met a fine girl who's my girlfriend, we hadn't have sex.
A year ago, I met with my ex again, and started dating just to fuck, now she's tired of being used as my cum bucket, and wants to finish this.
Thing is, I don't have sex with no one else. My GF want's to be virgin until marrying.
And i don't want to leave my ex, as she's the one who provides me great pleasure in a sexual way. But also want to marry my current gf.
What do?
>Ask a psychologist anything
>I'm here for you
>Ignores me twice
Right. Guess I was expecting too much.
>>679544853
I've been trying but there seems to be no way around it. There is nobody that's willing to even go near to me. Cause some cunt called me unstable. Just cause you wear a suit and say that I get pissed off easily doesn't mean shit. Its just hard. Thanks for hearing me out
>>679544795
I told you! Just do it! You can't work yourself up to it; you gotta hold your head up high and go "I'm gonna do it" and then do it.
You gotta believe your own life has value Anonymous. I do; why can't you?
>>679544952
She. And I believe we're quite good at it, but that it's also basically impossible to say what "normal" is; it's always change.
So is "healthy", so medicine doesn't seem to be a very good predictor either! hahah
>>679545080
You have a very weird understanding of what love is. As the avatar of love, I'm going to say "no"; you do choose who you put effort and energy and time into.
And I'm simply not a good investment on that level. Sorry!
>>679544654
>>679545316
tfw i get ignored
After reading all that, I now wanna hang myself.
When out of hope, use the rope!
>>679545191
You drop all of them and remain alone; don't cheat on people, Anonymous. Should be obvious.
>>679545297
Actually, it kinda does? I mean, that's what doctors do; that's why they have licenses and stuff.
But no problem!
>>679545516
That's a terrible way to die. I wouldn't recommend it.
>>679540166
I've recently had some really scary thoughts of death. After attending my first funeral, ive been have pangs of fear over my mortality and frailty to the power of nature/random chance. Is that common? It isn't a panic attack and I've never had anxiety. Any thoughts?
>>679545316
Ah, well I think you'll understand if I automatically assume everyone on /b/ is male. But if the standards by which the success of psychology is judged changed with the current moods and inclinations of society at large, can psychology still be called a science or is it just a mechanism through which dominant philosophies are legitimated? I think it's clear which side of that question I'm on, what do you think?
>>679540166
how do i get my conservative virgin gf to have sex with me?
>>679545316
if this were a romantic movie I would say: It wouldn't matter if you were the worst investment in the world, I would love you no matter what" but I can tell when im not wanted.
Hopefully this doesn't make things awkward for uz
its true that im clueless when it comes to love and im sorry
>>679540166
Heyo. First of all, i have some questions. First, I kinda miss this girl, but it went downhill and she distanced herself from me. Is it possible that I just miss the moments i had with her? And, why do i feel so pathetic writing this? I feel like this i am blowing this out of proportion. I am asking too many questions, thinking you can fix it all, but, any tips finding the reason to feel happy.
>>679545688
Yes, that's common. Being faced with your own mortality is very scary Anonymous. We all die someday but I guess we all think it's not TODAY.
>>679545780
It's science because uhh...we use the scientific method. Duh.
>>679545814
Stop pressuring people to have sex with you, asshole.
Her body, her choice.
>>679545881
*patpat* It's okay <4 I don't blame you.
>>679545885
Here's my answer, good sir, kind sir: You had something great. It's over. You miss when it was great. But it ended for a reason.
It's great it was great. But it wasn't great forever. That's sad. But it's not wrong.
Where's the confusion here?
>>679545640
Huh, guess you're right
So I literally had the best sex of my life last night, gf made me cookies after. Just needed to get that off my chest ty.
How big of a fucking worthless piece of shit do you have to be to waste your "psychologist skills" to help even bigger pieces of shit? Get a job, faggot.
>>679545640
But, I dont' want to be alone.
I'd like to contiune fucking my ex, she's a semen demon.
But in long term I'd love to marry this girl who's willing to do evertything (but sex) to pleasure me.
I've tried to let her know what I'd like (being nasty with her in bed) she says yes, but married.
All I need to do is wait until my divorce is concluded then marry her...
I want your help, how do I manage to make my ex continue being my cum bucket?
I freak out easily when going through new and uncertain processes like looking for apartments for the summer or not understanding how to do an assignment when I need help.
What do?
>>679546064
Wow. I that's the kind of answer I'd expect from someone on /b/.
>>679546104
I have a job; I program financial models for a large institution, and make a quarter of a mil a year.
But before and after work, I run threads like this. Where exactly is the worthless or piece of shit involved?
Everyone deserves a chance to be happy and healthy Anonymous; I'm just being the advocate for those who have none. What exactly do you do with your life that is so meaningful?
>>679545316
Okay i get it haha, thanks Alice (:
>>679545461
OP PLS
>>679541102
Mayonnaise is not a gender!
>>679546456
not OP but i guess you are asking whether or not you are being friendzoned? Saying you are friends a lot could also be her telling you that the two of you are close.
>>679546353
Again, stop cheating.
>>679546387
Take then slowly, step by step, in tiny tiny bits, so that each and every one is easy and trivial.
>>679546395
Thank you <4
>>679546405
No problem.
>>679546402
>I have a job; I program financial models for a large institution, and make a quarter of a mil a year.
Stopped reading there. Lmao
>>679546104
Probably a psychology major at most tbh. If this thread is any reference she wouldn't get my business.
Sorry.
>>679546569
what do you mean? She says "my friend" a lot so
>>679546104
yo, fuck off. she helped me admit to myself i'm possibly schizophrenic, and that's the first step to me feeling human again. it might not matter to you but her help sure as fuck made my hellish life a little more bearable.
>>679546708
she gives away thousands of dollars to people on /b/, all the time. its clear she has money
>>679546654
As long as we're confirming stereotypes, do you have any psychological disorders yourself?
Every time I go by bus or car I'm always readying myself for a car ramming the side of our vehicle.
Every time I walk close to someone I always get the feeling I'm going to trip that person, making them fall head first into the ground.
It doesn't make any sense.
>>679546402
Oh, just an armchair psychologist. Is that why you didn't/couldn't answer the cannibal?
>>679546294
this kek
>>679540166
How can I treat an addictive personality?
>>679546654
Ok, I'll do my best, finally my kids love my GF and she loves them back, I think you're right, although I'd be jealous of seeing my ex with someone else.
Help on this?
Also how do I manage to avoid wanting to have sex every minute?
>>679546654
Thank you, seriously. I really should take challenges slowly and take it step by step, that'll calm me down a lot.
>>679546064
>>679545885
I guess there's no confusion.
op is taking a shit guise
>100% confirmed
>>679547034
What doesn't make sense about it?
It's simple paranoia.
>>679547071
I dual majored, so no, not an arm chair.
I do financial models that predict human behavior; it's why I get the big bucks.
>>679547146
Look, jealousy is natural. But at some point you gotta do what is right.
As for sex every minute, what do you mean? Your libido is high enough that you need sex like JFK did?
>>679547180
My pleasure.
>>679547200
Then what was your question?
>>679547303
I'm in the shower, and I'm not sick.
>>679547345
If you know as much about finance as you do psychology I'll make a note not to invest in your "large financial institution".
>>679547466
W...we don't do investments. I just explained we do models; investment firms are who hire us.
But okay, sure, you do that. Open up a vanguard, that's probably your safest bet anyway.
>>679547519
You need to give me more information; what kind of addictions do you have?
What do you need to do to get a job as a psychologist
>>679547303
dont talk about her that way shes a lady
and shes my-erm
shes my psychologist
>>679547345
That's not what paranoia is..
>>679547683
"A vanguard" that's a firm not a type of investment. This is pitiful.
>>679547345
Thanks.
Well thing is, I used to see my ex gf every weekend, so today i'm so horny, and want a girl to take the desire out of me.
What can I do to avoid thinking of her as an sexual object?
I have videos and pics of her being my whore, sucking, anal , rough sex...
And I always want more. She used to be very kinky.
So I started to ask more from her, like using some clothes, stocking, and things like that.
She was always willing to do it.
I dont mean to sound condescending by saying this but, have you ever had any patients before op (just curious). sorry if i sound rude i really dont mean to, just geniuenly wondering.
-tikz
>>679547823
Yes it is. You may need to go research paranoia more; it isn't the same as hollywood makes it out to be.
>>679547867
Would you prefer "a vanguard account"? We don't say account because we're not grandparents.
>>679547888
Okay? And? Just don't do it.
>>679547977
Many. Seven years worth really.
I'm about to be 19 and I've never even had a crush on someone. Wat do?
>>679540166
Why is weed the cure for any psychological problem a person can have?
>>679547683
>You need to give me more information; what kind of addictions do you have?
Kind? on everything. I smoke 10 cigs/day, im watching a serie on netflix, like, all day long. When i try a new candy or something, i need to eat it regulary, and then some day i just get bored. I get obsessive when I see a girl on Facebook, i watch her wall everyday and shit. its like of everything.
>>679548067
It's so hard to endure it...
Thanks again, I think you're saying the truth,like a real friend.
I'm acting like a coward.
>>679540166
What's the best way of getting out of finding motivation? I know what I have to do to get out of the rut I'm stuck in, but I just have no motivation. I don't want to do shit and I hate that.
>>679547977
hey can you go nyoron~? Just for a second?
>>679548184
W-why is this a problem? You've got your whole damn life dude! Wait for someone you actually have feelings for!
>>679548247
It's literally not the cure for any of them; it's a treatment for a few select things, but not a cure.
>>679548257
Yeah, sounds like a lack of impulse control
>>679540166
you should help yourself first, "psychologist", and stop acting like an anime character and roleplaying, because it makes you look like a 14 year old kid watching mlp and roleplaying. i have slight depression, but in summer i'll start going to gym, that'll fix me up. so i dont need a damn psychologist
>>679548317
That's not how it works; you do to GET motivation, you don't get motivation THEN do something.
You have it backwards.
>>679548303
*patpat* You can do it Anonymous. I believe in you.
>>679548345
I'm from a video game, not an anime. Try again.
Also, exercise cannot cure depression, but good luck! Have a very safe day! I hope you live forever!
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>>679547977
Witnessed.
Hello again Doc! 10 Downing Street Here.
So, I figured I wont harass you today. I'd rather ask a legit question, if you have the time that is.
>>679548339
>Yeah, sounds like a lack of impulse control
what can i do?
>>679548508
I've got...some time. I was going to leave at 8PM, but why not? Ask away.
Also, I'm not a doctor.
Had an MDMA overdose a few years back, lost consciousness for the 1st and only time.
Since then, been suffering from some kind of anxiety when surrounded by people and standing up, in fear of fainting again, starts shaking, loosing balance, losing my shit completely.....
Started randomly, and then more and more to the point where fearing it will happens is now making it happen...
Any opinion ? In my head or physical ?
Got this other pb where I can't face my personnal pbs and just put them aside and think about something elseso never talked to any one about it
>>679548067
o wow. That just shows those assholes who say that ur just some psychology graduate, I can tell that you are a very talented psychologist with experience handling patients :)
do you have any experience on Alzheimer patients? I volunteered at a nursing home for many years so I was just wondering what your experience with it was.
P.S. have you read the book Still Alice? the main character has the same name as you and its quite a fascinating read that deals with psychology and Alzheimer's alot.
>>679540166
I want to kill myself so badly. I am drunk almost 24/7 and i hate myself please help.
>>679548552
Stop feeding it; be mindful of what you are doing, and deliberately halt it before you get too involved.
Where is that anon that avatars as that girl with the pink her? Sorry for being so vague.
>>679548339
me? "nyoron?"
lol not sure what im supposed to do :P
>>679546788
Sorry, English is my second language and its late.
Just because she calls you her friend that doesn't have to mean that you are being friendzoned.
It could of corse be her politely turning you down.
It depends on how close you are and for how long the two of you have been friends.
>>679540166
I really want to know what it's like to take a man's life, like fantasize about it. I'd this normal?
>>679548476
Thank you friend, I needed.
I'm crying now.
>>679548339
> why is this a problem
I feel like I'm missing a part of my life and sometimes I get the sense that I'll never have any feelings for anyone. I recently went through basic training and I think I was the only one who wasn't married. I look around at where my peers are and I feel like I'm failing.
>>679540166
How to deal with a borderline girl with depression if she doesn't take any advice or doesn't really do anything to improve her life?
>>679548476
So, should I just like, force myself to do something even if I don't want to or I'm scared. That's another thing. I'm scared of getting out of my comfort zone. Should I just fuck it and do it? Maybe get someone to force me to do shit (with my consent).
>>679548635
MDMA is neurotoxic; you may have caused yourself significant damage. Seek medical attention!
>>679548637
I've done volunteer work with Alzheimers, but I'm a programmer by trade; I don't deal directly with patients in a professional capacity.
>>679548638
Tell me more. What are you running from, Anonymous?
>>679548844
shh shh shh.. *hugs tightly* It'll be okay friend. It'll be alright. You just need to dry.
>>679548812
No. I'd recommend stopping that.
>>679548906
You aren't failing; your life is your own! Live it how you want! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>679549021
Yes! Absolutely! NOTHING can come from FEAR but MORE FEAR!
Cast it aside Anonymous! Live your life without regrets!
What is your opinion of the wide spread use of the word "autism" on 4chan with negative connotations. I find it sad that they use it as an insult, it just seems below the belt.
>maybe im too nice for the internet
>>679549012
Walk away.
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>>679549012
>Borderline girl?
kek did u mean girl with borderline depression
Or is you fuqin with a trap mynigga
(im not op) she is much nice than I
>>679549077
I think internet autism and real autism are two, separate, and unrelated things at this point.
>>679548600
So, I know this is going to sound like bullshit but, I have this problem where it's super easy for me to "read" (I guess that's what you'd call it) people. It started as just a simple game I played with myself, guess who they *really* are sort of shit.
I mean %75 (roughly) of the time I can read right through people's bullshit, guess what they're really like under the social mask. Tell you what they want, tell you their biases, tell you what they want others to think of them.
It really kind of fucks any sort of social interaction with people. It used to be fun, now it just won't fucking stop. If I find someone I can't "read", I fucking obsess about it.
What do I do?
>>679548671
no shit. you really study like, 4-5 years to give me that conclusion?
when i had like, 12 yo I realize that. I think if I could control my impulses, I woudnt be asking you for advice.
>>679549241
Sounds like you need to let go; it's a learned skill, so you can also learn to turn it off. At least, I did.
>>679549243
You can do it, you just have to try. You don't WANT to try because it is very enjoyable to do it. You can still do it; no one has a gun to your head.
Be mindful; recognize when you do it, and divert your attention elsewhere.
>>679549138
That's what I thought
>>679549156
borderline depression, I'm not into traps
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Can someone answer this for me, please?
>>679548067
"Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory, or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself (e.g. 'Everyone is out to get me').
For example, an incident most people would view as an accident or coincidence, a paranoid person might believe was intentional."
I can't relate to that at all. Maybe I was just too vague about what I'm experiencing. I mean, I'm fully aware of what's going on, it's more like... unreasonable intruding thoughts. When I'm walking next to someone I keep thinking I'll accidentally trip some one and knock their teeth out. mentally replaying the scenario again and again.
>>679549215
thats true that most of the people using it as an insult have a weak grasp on what autism entails and plus, this is 4chan where anons have almost no accountability for their actions and as such, project their anger at others with buzzwords they deem as jarring insults such as autism and cancer. They are also highly disassociated with their actions cuz its the internet and that's standard
-tickz
>>679549509
nice butthole
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>>679549076
I can't though. It's almost like I have a blood lust. Should I try killing someone? I don't want to hurt anyone innocent though.
>>679549509
Nice ass
>>679540166
how can I deal with uni anxiety?
also this >>679540708
>>679549592
thanks
>>679540166
How can you start feeling emotions after having avoided them all your life? How can you start "feeling" anything at all after experiencing only the void?
>>679549076
> live how you want
But I do actually want to have relationships, I want to get to know another person as well as I know myself. I want to have someone who means a lot to me, it just doesn't happen.
>>679549631
Everyone is innocent until proven guilty Anonymous. Seek medical attention.
Alright all, I need to get going.
I'll see you at 8AM tomorrow (or maybe a bit later, it is the weekend; a girl needs her beauty sleep).
Contact me at any time at [email protected]
With love
>>679549734
thank you
>>679549076
Alright OP, I'll throw my hat in your crazy ring for a change. So for awhile I've been completely off-my-rocker paranoid after going through what I can only describe as "spiritual awakening", in a broad sense... difference between being told what it is, and feeling/knowing, that kinda thing, if you believe in it. Since then I've seen some strange shit, and I mean fucking strange. Last night though took the fucking cake. Was in my room, big ass fucking bright light right outside my window, like literally flooding in over all the curtains. Wtfisthat.jpg, so I go to look and when I pull the curtains there's this giant fuckin orb of light that LITERALLY, atleast from my perspective, materializes into 3 squad cars skidding away from my house at the dead end. I stuck my head outside to see down the street all these weird as fuck lights, and when I went outside there were literally 7foot creepy crawly monsters around the trees, sticking their heads out, not in the corner of my eye, not black as a nigerian night, I mean shit. looked. real. I literally screamed at the top of my fucking lungs at like 12 at night "IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, THE HOLY SPIRIT, LEAVE MY HOME" and they fucking dissolved into smoke infront of my eyes. I am not scizo, bipolar, but I've always been pretty depressed since an early age... I later talked to my neighbors to find out that her little brother got in fight with her drunken mom and he had to be hospitalized but, there wasn't an amberlance, just 3 squad cars that magically appeared, and no one else saw the lights. Please help.
>>679549076
I agree with you, but sometimes it's just so hard. You see, my problem is kind of a first world one. I'm 22 and I'm not studying, but I want to work because of some financial problems. Never in my life have I ever worked before. I've been spoiled by my parents and I'm sort of a closet perfectionist. I've always been smart and I have plenty of talents, thus everyone always held high expectations for me. But I guess at some point that became too much of a burden and I started not doing stuff because I wanted to fill everyone's expectations, so I opted not to do it because nothing always goes the way you want it, and I'd rather not do it than do a lousy or half-assed job.
Recently I've been meaning to get a work, but I'm just so scared of screwing up and I just don't want to get out of my comfort zone.
I don't know if this has anyhting to do with any of this, but I was sexually abused since I was like 6 well into my teens (maybe 14 or 15). I haven't worked that properly yet.
(I've talked a bit about it with my pyschologist whom I'm not seeing at the moment due to financial issues, but I haven't tackled the problem up front).
Well, I have a lot of issues and shit about me that I've noticed, but Idk, I'm never sure what's wrong or how to solve my problems though try as I might. Sometimes I make excuses. Most of the time, actually, but I'm a bit desperate right now. Not on a ''I hate my life'' level, but I've been stressed for some time now, and that's rare since I'm an easygoing person who almost never gets stressed.
I'm just rambling at this point, but I wanted to share some stuff about me. I hope you don't mind.
>>679549843
This.
Psychology senpai, what are some psychology tricks to working up the courage to talk to a girl I like especially when im sort of a shy quite type irl
+
since u rejected me, what are some things i could've done better at
-ticks
>>679549894
Can you tell me you love me before you go? I want to be able to survive one more night in this twisted world.
>>679549631
You can find people selling their lives on the dankweb. Assisted-suicide/murder type deals. A lot of them are already dying and want some money to leave their families, some are suicidal but don't want to bring shame to their parents. That kind of thing.
>>679549940
for fucks sake I posted a minute too late ;_;
>>679549477
How did you do it?
How do you deal with all these people who just refuse to be *real*? I've watched long-term couples go through this motion day in and day out. It just pisses me off now, that they just can't seem to be anything but the mask, even with each other. Some of them don't seem to be more that that at all. It's crazy.
Of the people who I couldn't "read", most of them were total weirdos.
I can't seem to find anyone who doesn't act like this.
>>679550002
Not OP but seems like just stress, nothing abnormal
If you ain't got shit, you got nothing to lose so go ahead
>>679540166
Why I want to kill myself ?
>>679549477
>You can do it, you just have to try. You don't WANT to try because it is very enjoyable to do it. You can still do it; no one has a gun to your head.
I tried, and I did not succeed. maybe thats mean, "I can do it", being incapable of doing it.
who else is feeling deep depression now that op is gone
>>679548788
we've been friends for about 1 year but recently we're talking more then we normally did back then
>>679550423
Me. She could at least stay until her thread 404's. She doesn't have what it takes to be an Alice
>>679550597
I fell in love and got rejected
sigh
how depressing
any femanons still lurking in here?
i just want love
I have not left my apartment in several months, only for beer runs. I pay taxis to drive me because I don't have a car. I always tell them to go to a certain gas station because it always has less people in it. I have a fear of wide open spaces. I find myself in extreme panic when I am outside or in large crowds. I avoid malls and shopping areas and go to great lengths to make sure there is no possible way I would be able to go to these places. I have not talked to any of my friends since new years. I deal only with my mother because she cares for me. I don't seem to care that this has happened. The outside world is dangerous to me. How can you fools go outside and except the risks of the real world?
How do I gain more self-control I'm in a constant battle of almost fucking up a couple peoples lives.
>>679550720
I'm sorry to hear that, I'm a femanon but I only love myself
>>679540166
ＷＨＹ Ｉ’Ｍ ＨＥＲＥ ＯＮ ／Ｂ／ ？
>>679550597
you have no clue what an Alice even is, you retard.
>>679551051
do you?
Im dating this girl and I constantly have the feeling of emotional distance/ wanting to break up for no reason. This has happened with girls ive been with the past. Im also bi, so am I bad at relationships or gay
>>679551151
Inb4 no answer.
>>679550855
not going outside makes you die 20 years earlier, but you think we're the fools? idiot.
>>679549940
Sounds like some wild shit. This reminds me of a wax edible freakout I had
>>679551151
yes. more than you ever could.
>>679540166
tomorrow job interwiev and I'm nervous as fuck! I had a huge depressive time out for as good, as the whole last year and am totally socially anxious... haven't spoken with anyone but my therapist etc in that time and think I might even get a fucking heart attack, when talking to these people!
>>679550881
you dont have to love me back
just let me love you
tolerate me
you can keep me as a pet if you want
ill even go on a leash
if u feed me that would be dope
just pet me sometimes
(not sexually)
just an analogy ..sorta
>>679550864
Not OP but discipline is a way of life, not an action. It ties in a lot with how motivated you are to be a disciplined person and how much you really want to do what you know the right thing is. When it comes down to it, you know what the right thing is, it just comes down to forcing yourself to do it as much as you can.
>>679551484
>Just answers with yes
>Doesn't expound
Okay.
>>679551484
care to explain what you then?
>>679551760
I gave you an answer, not my fault you asked the wrong question, Ikarous
>>679551591
I know that feel brotha
Hey op I was wondering if you where the same one last week with the fortune telling if so i think this pic will remind you off me
but you're a computer programmer right
>>679551591
As if I would ever love a fool without something in return...
why am I the way I am? I know how I am isnt normal and i know i must change it but i lack the power to change it no matter how much i want it to be changed.
>>679551862
nope different op neptune, you're looking for reimu
>>679551840
thanks fam
were 4chan brothers, brother
>>679551151
Alice is a beautiful mess
>>679551488
I had an interview afew weeks ago and I about had a damn panic attack. I arrived early, sat in my car listening to Cat Stevens and tried to breathe steadily and slowly. Try to look up possible questions that they could ask you and recite what you want to say out loud afew times. It might sound really obvious but knowing what to say ahead of time can make a huge difference when you're nervous. Also make sure you dress nice
>>679552086
harsh..im sorry tho
jeez now im really depressed
can we turn this into a feels thread guise?
>>679552189
I wouldn't say mess shes cleaned up a lot in the past five years
>>679550515
That is good.
If you tell her how you feel and she doesn't feel the same way there is a chance you will lose your friendship.
If you have always wanted to bee more than friends and her friendship alone isn't enough your friendship might also suffer in the long run as someone else might be taking her.
>>679552167
Hey do you kow how to find reimu ?
>>679551832
Not even the same person, I just think you're full of shit.
Why do I only attract unavailable women?
Are you the same alice from like 4 years ago or did she died
>>679552410
weird i think the same about you pal
>>679552469
same alice from 5 years ago
>>679552385
i can pass along a message, i dont want to give her contact info out without asking her first
>>679552533
Σ says hi
>>679552651
I'll do it; she's Reimu at alices chat: anekiho.me/chat
>>679540166
hey do you remember a while ago when I told you about my empty nose syndrome? buzzfeed just posted an article on it. wondering if you could take a look.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/joeloliphint/is-empty-nose-syndrome-real-and-if-not-why-are-people-killin?utm_term=.uedldDYZP#.iiw6LqAQr
Its a friday night and i stayed in all night just like all of them
any other femanons who wont treat me lyke shit
feels music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gSh7_P1saM
>>679549509
Blood-chan/Ika? No one wants her here.
>>679550281
Not OP, but I'd wager the ones you couldn't read (especially the total weirdos) weren't wearing masks to begin with, causing you to seriously overthink it.
From what I've seen, people just wear masks and use illusions to bolster their social reputation, maybe even to try to convince themselves. If someone doesn't care about that though, why wouldn't they act weird compared to what you're used to?
No one likes reality or truth anymore, my advice is to just accept that everyone is fucked up in some way and stop trying to pinpoint why they're fucked up; focus on another aspect of them.
Just my thoughts though.
>>679552339
Why harsh?
>>679552385
Well that'd feel too weird passing a message :/ do you at least know if reimu comes at a scheduled hour on b I had a really nice talk with reimu last weekend
>>679552817
she abandoned thread a while ago brother
leaving us depressed
feels kinda nice to be this morose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
>>679552802
Can you tell her to make a new thread since this OP went to sleep?
>>679552367
I'm scared to lose my friendship with her, but still thanks anon
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>>679553166
you tell her
>>679553106
>called me a fool and said why would you love me for nothing in return
its alright i can understand
im not a catch or anything i have fucking ticks for starters
ive always been scared to hell of you but i also like you at the same time
at one point i thought of you every day for half a year. you seem like a good person though i think you helped me want to help everybody. you'll always be that mysterious phoenix who i never really knew. im okay with that now though. thanks
>>679553108
she generally makes them around 8pm CST, idk when the next one is gonna be up though
>>679553291
I wish I could but I don't have an account there.
>>679553291
shes not even there
ne1 wanna talk to me? pref femanon
>>679553472
Holy that's a bit unconventional for me since it would be 2am
>>679553240
No problem :)
I close friend of mine is in the same situation.
>>679554101
yeah time zones are a bitch
>>679550351
Thanks. I'm trying to try, lol. Like, I'm trying my hardest to give a real fuck. I don't even fucking get into the starting line.
Damn I blinked and missed it
Angelic, are you there? I want to apologize
I missed her too..
Hey love
>>679553934
Fuck it, what's on your mind? Not fem btw
-sighs- its really hard to apologize to Angelic when Alice keeps him away from me
>>679551862
Hiya Nepnep! What's up?
