Shit you found on Tinder
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Shit you found on Tinder
>>679539708
Well at least she's into hookups
Tap that shit /b/ro. She ain't gonna keep that thing
>>679539708
I've always wanted to fuck a pregnant chick. I probably would
>>679539837
That's probably what got her into this situation in the first place
You should definitely try and score OP, fucking a pregnant woman sounds awesome, they're hella horny late in pregnancy from what I hear.
>>679540677
Thats my acc
>>679540870
Where are you from?
>Joy
>>679540677
Any bitch that touts sarcasm as a positive behavior is legitimately retarded and 100 percent certain to be dramatrash.
>>679540870
got any nudes?
>>679541148
Is that some kind of deformed dog or the squirrel from Ice Age?
>>679541148
>Hatsune Miku in shared interests.
Fucking weeb
Maybe it wants krill or something...
>>679539708
Ew she's all fat
>>679541148
How did she get her eyes to open that wide?
>>679541573
Strings
>>679541501
>bring on 4chan
Fucking weeb!
>>679541569
That is baby
1/2
>>679539995
How long do you think she's been a women
Thank you. My thread has finally arrived. My time has cum
>>679541061
Portland
>>679540870
if it is, then why the fuck did you take that picture on a bus?
also tits or gtfo
>>679541325
Maybe
>>679541734
2/2
>>679540677
Why has she got a lump on her shoulder like that dude in mad max?
she needs to draw a face on that fucker and compete the fucking cosplay.
>>679541850
Cause i felt pretty that day
>>679541767
I know her. She's a woman and very sweet. Despite her and, she's extremely fem and gentle.
>>679539708
That is hot as fuck
I'd tongue fuck all her holes and lick that belly all day
Also suck the milk from those titties
>>679541833
How's the weather?
>>679541532
>scale operator
>>679541926
well, did you take her to pound town?
>>679541532
>scale operator
>>679542085
chances are, she's the one on the left
>>679542153
my nigga
>>679542085
So, girl on the left right?
10/10
>>679542085
I take it she's Grognak Destroyer of worlds one the left?
>>679542140
It was a fake. I got robbed for like 200 in cash
>>679541818
Pee
>>679542289
>>679542221
Mine Niggas
>>679542359
story?
>>679539708
Bro that bitch is like 11 months pregnant, easy.
>>679542153
she doesn't bring her work home
>>679541890
>outgoing
>can't get up or get going
>>679542359
How?!
>>679542085
We all know who you are Holly, quite playing games
>>679542221
You win a cookie....or another piece of bread
>>679541734
At least you get both a fuck and a ride home
>>679542073
When the speed kicks in like vtec
>>679541720
You are baby ;) rawr
>>679541818
Despicable me
>>679542535
bitch looks like she was stung by a bee and the swelling just never gone away
>>679542535
what type of bread?
>>679541734
Whats daves problem?
I used to have so many more. But I think I deleted them or moved them to my PC.
>>679542535
Dog "lover"
if ya know what i mean
>>679542792
wow that is one jewey looking jew
>>679542723
Bae
They do have a lot of robots on the site...
>>679542792
>Jewish
Oh, I see...........
>>679542792
" Jewish "
NO FUCKING SHIT I WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED
>>679542073
I feel like Satan just stared right into my soul
>>679542792
>Jewish
I had no idea
>>679542792
>jewish
>baking
she's such a stereotypical jew she still can't get out of the oven
>>679542889
translation
>Please pay attention to me! I've been cross dressing faggot for about a year. I've been getting fucked by random guys I meet online and I've gotten 4 STDs since I started :)
>>679539708
>single
>pregnant
>cross necklace
L O L
>>679541890
When she finds that person, and wears her hair in a bun, she'll probably eat that too...
Uhh guys
What did I just find?!
>>679543088
MY FUCKING SIDES
also check'd
>>679542792
>Jewish
>Jersey
cherry hill / moorestown fag detected.
Danny Sexbang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnAFUtdphEE
>>679543219
DIBS!
>>679543219
I'm scared guys
>>679541818
Same as gross bj chick
>>679543219
Honestly, I'd fuck he / she in the ass / ass
Trolling this older woman. What do I say?
>>679543219
Prince's tinder account.
>>679539708
>>679543261
I assume Moorestown with a face like that.
>>679541693
And here I thought that Asians came with no strings attached....ill show myself out
These are the best
>>679539708
I'd be on that like white on rice.
>TFW No idea how I can get to fuck preggos
Fucked her in the Fred Meyer parking lot
>>679543413
Back off bro, I already called dibs. >>679543347
>>679541818
Retard?
>>679543219
This motherfucker would have gotten a lot of pussy in the 80s
>>679543477
haha where you from nig
Haddon Field reportingin
>>679543219
>>679543385
>>679542792
>"God's chosen people"
>>679542982
you are not the smartest kid, are you?
>>679542085
it's hip to square
>>679542535
kek, i got her to sext me on snap chat once back in july. noped out when she sent the face
>>679541818
7 head
>>679543520
stick it in her butt and pee
>>679543427
dick sucking
>>679543219
You 403 area? I've seen that shit
>>679543275
5/7
>>679543552
Now we can snapchat her. Thanks anon. Snapping pic of this post now.
>>679543353
... i don't understand... is doll?
>>679543275
I wouldn't let her down.
>>679543483
Kek
>>679543670
I can't go there, forbidden
>>679543429
Im afraid that my tinder profile looks as pathetic as this and any girl i matched with was actually an accident or their friends trying to fuck with them.
>>679543670
Calgary stronk
>>679543774
>>679541926
Clearly fake. Too perfect.
>>679539995
22? looks 40+
>>679543879
>I am Transgender
Gee you think?
>>679542889
Found the rest. Or at least a good amount. This is all stuff I found.
>>679543750
>>679543879
No shit
O
S
H
I
T
>>679542318
It upsets me greatly that they removed moments.
>>679541532
more like scale breaker
>>679543429
This thread is doing wonders for my self esteem
>>679541818
Chipmunk
>>679544023
again, one on left?
>>679542792
THE PENGUIN!
AYY LMAO
>>679539708
she's a babe
>>679543750
Don't
>>679544023
The predator
>>679541501
>knowing whoever the fuck that is with half the name obscured.
Fucking heavy weeb
>>679544334
>>679544403
>>679539995
Joke's on you, fit chicks are my fetish. Handjobs only last like two tugs with that orangutan grip.
>>679543088
Of all the dubs in this world
>>679541734
that's a lot of inches
>>679543464
jesus she looks like a blast to be around
>>679543879
>i am transgender
i would never have guessed.
>>679544458
>>679543989
the super fake tan look is fucking disgusting. this girl would be sexy even with her ripped body if her skin wasn't the color of diarrhea and made her look like someone twice her age trying to act 20
>>679544023
>working to be a surgeon
more like working to be a sturgeon
>>679544403
please tell me she's the one on the right
>>679544403
If I was at a lake drinking and saw this id throw her back in the water wear she came from
>>679544458
ayylmao
>>679543427
Making older women squirt
>>679544564
>>679543632
Should I have said linebacker instead?
>>679544564
God's speed Kevin
>>679544701
Ok. Saved the worst for last.
>>679539995
im in love
>>679544030
Kek
>>679541926
She's qt.
>>679543594
paulsboro
>>679544563
Fuckin eh, I love Ragnar. The way he bobs his head around when he criticizes people. Love it.
>>679544458
hahahaha no fucking way , right on
>>679544458
Oh well la di da mr. I-have-fb-conversations-with-girls
>>679542717
Kek
>>679544707
Honestly not that bad. Looks a little awkward and not the prettiest but I'd still swipe whatever way means you like them.
>>679544817
>MUST that you drive
because she can't fit out the door, let alone the fucking car
>>679544817
>it's a must that you drive
Do I need a special license nce for a forklift?
>>679540069
UNDERRATED
thanks
>>679539708
wew
>>679539900
Checked and kek'd
>>679541734
Nick you fucking faggot.
>>679545193
I'm not into prego, but I'd tap that
>>679539708
Found her profile
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>679544817
Whats her kik, bbc checking in here
>>679539995
Looks shopped
>>679542535
>>679542535
wait is she the one on left or right?
>>679542857
Naan
>>679543647
this one made me sad
she's really cute, too bad she's balding
>>679541573
White eyeliner. Women are full of lies :^)
>>679542085
I'm a nurse too...maybe I'll change my job after this
>>679541890
That's repulsive.
>>679545737
with/without the the spices and shit?
>>679539900
Fucking unhchecked dubs!?
>ayyy lmao
>>679542073
That's not even her final form.
>>679543483
Kek 10/10 profile would date
>>679545997
would fuck
6666
>>679542349
That's a really photogenic llama
>>679544564
Thumbnail looks like a dogs head
>>679545710
It might be I dunno u just screen capped it.
But to be fair look at female body builders.
>>679541850
She said she lives in Portland. That city is full of hippie losers who are either too ideologically pure or too poor to own a car. So, they make the people who have jobs pay ridiculous amounts of taxes to fund their super expensive, inefficient, and corrupt public transportation system.
>>679544403
>doesnt want a photo of a dead animal
>has a photo of a dead animal
Anyway, 75% chance of hotness. That's better than the 50/50 you get with the bitches who only have pics with their shitty besties
>>679545521
It's the trans porn star she has a penis
>>679544707
She looks quite sweet really. Would Netflix.
>>679545521
Sounds hot but retarded.
Such a stereotype
>>679539708
Unrelated but I used to fuck pregnant girls in high school, I mean what's the worst that could happen? They already pregnant.
>>679541890
>no makeup
Yeah, because that totally hides the flaws here.
>>679539708
NO CONDOMS!!! WOOHOO
>>679546510
What are STDs?
>>679546462
She's a real porn star they do amature work
>>679545102
Yes. Counterweight rating at least 5 tons
>>679543879
You don't say?
>>679540677
>tired of no replies
>>679544458
That's totally a dude right?
>>679544194
I would be interested in a bj from her, no lie.
>>679546510
Something grabs your dick
>>679544707
Would Netflex with a couple of wine bottles. She looks sweet and eager to please.
>>679543353
Hmm, this confuses the soul. I'm not sure if it's actually a girl, a trans, or a doll.
>>679543464
>>679544550
Yes I would blast a load on those nerdy glasses
>>679543427
Busting that sweet blonde ass.
>>679542792
The nose knows.
>>679545521
fuck..
>>679541532
holy shit... fuck that job. one of the worst ever.
>>679542085
>>679543464
This reminds me of my GFs feminist friend we chill with. Spouts feminism all day but actually listened and contemplated why I'm not a feminist. Also she tries to hide her thirst and low self esteem with the whole fem act.
I guess if you get them alone and off guard they're pretty chill and not too bitchy.
>>679546206
same
>>679545521
Right, because big-breasted women and big muscular guys are like the majority of all tinder users. Shit like that just pisses me off.
>>679543572
All of those hoes are cringe worthy but this one is not interesting. She lost the game and she can't do anything about it. Her description is ok, she seems mentally ok. She has a fucked up face : not her fault, not cool. Natural selection is just against her, ignore.
>>679546928
kek
>>679545952
>>679539900
unchecked double dubs mylord
>>679547586
stop
we all know "the feminist friend" is you
>>679542073
"There are niggers where!"
>>679544701
God help us
>>679547725
Holy fuck. Them gags and cuffs. Nightmare fuel.
>>679539708
so would
So women are either a shit or a slut.
I'm glad most of them just put right out there that they love to sleep around and want fuckbuddies. It just tells any man that she'll take the dick any which way she can but she's shit for relationship/marriage/mother material. Fuck and leave.
Would make into milf
Lol I wonder how someone would feel seeing themselves here. For me it would be funny but I havent gotten to the point of going to dating sites yet.
>>679541148
Obviously hunting for big white cocks
>>679539708
10/10
This is my mega fetish
>>679542926
>tits/10
>>679542085
>>679548178
Looks like a 35 yr old Jew trying too damn hard
>>679548178
>I also have a personality!
No, you don't.
>20
>bags under eyes already
Bitch is going to age like dogshit
>>679543870
>>679543870
>>679541501
Don't talk shit about miku
>>679543580
I don't think he is in to pussy....
>>679548003
Couldn't agree more
>>679543429
Honey! I shrunk the kids!
>>679547586
No shit, she looks like being told she is pretty and the way is open to pound every hole
>>679548178
This
Old, but still pretty neat.
>>679543647
Kek
>>679543572
Beyond just her face she has malformed bones in the skull and a Trach, life time medical problems that are not part of a booty call
>>679543429
>5%
>>679542792
"....newman!"
"...hey...jerry..."
>>679544165
Kek
>>679544065
Yes bendy is good ++
>>679548933
some people just live to the limits
>>679544403
More like 'Twista'. Goddamn
>>679541951
NICE.
>>679543164
>>679543635
lol
>>679544194
is that Melissa McCarthy
>>679549096
Where'd she get the HIV from?
[spoiler]She's a former coal burner[/spoiler]
>>679544337
She looks like the guy who shot Rebecca Shaffer
>>679549096
That is monumentaly sad
> i never get matched
why havent i killed myself yet?
>>679542717
>Speed
>vtec
Pick one
>>679544403
human Trex?
>>679542457
you can't be 11 months pregnant you fool
Kek
>>679542457
I...i cant even....wat
>>679549096
>caucasian
>native texan
Choose one.
>>679544499
Amish Milk Maids
>>679543464
Typing feminism on your tinder is an instant swipe left
>>679549590
u can if there r complications
>>679544613
She could still take the anal and call you uncle
>>679539995
I know this girl. You live in Lethbridge? U go to the Uni?
>>679545071
Does the huge bloke tag along?
>>679545193
i am into preggo, but im not sure if id tap that.
>>679541148
>>679541709
A girl like this pls
>>679544701
Actually, that's a nice Gollum cosplay
>>679544707
I think I have seen her on a College ama porn site
>>679544998
I'm sad for you! Awww.
>>679549590
nice meme dude
>>679543632
No way someone's actually this dumb. This has to be bait.
