Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>naps are bad
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>showers are also bad
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
Shit.
>>679522999
I see you've been drinking your milk.
Trips confirm Tits > no tits.
>>679523100
Moo.
>>679523194
Yup.
Tenryuu claimed
And lurking
>>679523219
claimed
>Claimed
Claim
>>679523483
I was cheating
Rory claimed.
>>679522735
We'll see how it works out once my files are sorted and all. Right now it's all pretty random still.
>>679522999
>999 on my 88
Yes. I do. And the idea of stopping makes me uncomfortable.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
optional cc claim
Akiko claim
Boy is it just me or are we burning through threads today
>>679523365
Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. I'm happy in either case
>>679523493
How was your day so far Milk man?
>>679523482
lol, looks like 23.jpg finally made the cut.
Guys I made a thing
>>679523493
Anything particularly interesting?
>>679523219
Sayaka claimed.
>>679523064
>so I cooked teriyaki last night
Awesome, I didnt even know what that was but googled and looks really good.
Frango em cerveja (how we call it) is really good but not the kind of dish you will want to eat often, too much béchamel etc.
>>679523100
>banana rots
Nice pun.
Mion claimed. Not gonna share her
Sanya Claimed
>>679523482
I feel left out...
>Holo Claimed
>>679523493
I've been trying my best!
>>679523587
>the idea of stopping makes me uncomfortable
>
>>679523493
Hey milkanon, didn't notice you
good to see you again
>>679523765
hello mrs.awoo, how's it goin?
>>679523219
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679523765
Hey Holo, how's your evening?
>>679523765
Awoo~?
>>679523482
>includes the furshit
No.
>>679523649
Like I said uneventful.
>>679523717
Nice, not really.
>>679523780
You're doing great.
>>679523800
Hi there.
>>679523717
>mfw I saw this pic
fucking disgusting
>Checking for Ananas, why not
>>679523587
I keep everything that is borderline lewd on a different folder. Sad pics and pics with multiple characters have their own folders too.
>>679523867
>>679523903
I'm doing pretty good,
How about yourself?
>>679523916
Awoo~!
>>679523868
you probably made that up/10
>>679523717
kek.
>>679523729
Pun wasn't even intentional.
>>679523955
>uneventful
Must be nice.
>>679523717
I love it!
>>679523955
>drinks more
>>679523780
I'll turn that into my desktop background.
I love it.. and Yuu.
>>679523717
Nice.
Now what about this
>>679524159
I wish I could make intentional puns as good as your unintentional ones...
>>679524079
I got a happy howl!
>>679523955
Ok.
>>679523983
no u
>>679524214
Thanks man.
>>679524295
I like it.
>>679524079
I'm good, finished my work, had spaghetti and been posting here all night
What more do you want?
>>679524079
just lazing around....enjoying my 3 day, how was your friday???
Question for the thread: do you write with left or right hand?
Lefty here
Claimed
>>679524444
YOUR QUUUUAAADDDDS
>>679524492
Bouth
>>679524492
right hand normie here
also, when you right with pen, do you smear ink at all?
>>679524492
Right handed all the way.
>>679524492
Right
>>679524444
Check em.
>>679524492
Right handed.
>>679524159
Yeah but I've gotta go interact with normalfags now.
>>679524214
A glass a day is all it takes.
>>679524492
Right hand, but I masturbate with my left, I don't know why I just do.
Like I said I've gotta go interact with normalfags now, wish me luck in not murdering them.
>>679524492
Can write with both. Right dominant.
>>679524621
>>679524492
Right
Often thought about going a while without using my right hand to train my lefty to be less useless. Too lazy though
claimed
>>679524062
Sounds like a good start. I'll probably do an extra folder with named files for reaction and the rest numbered files.
>>679524730
holy shit my first quads
blessings of the waifu are real
>>679524795
Bye man, good luck with the normies.
Claimed
>>679524669
Look how popular you are:
>>679523482
>>679524444
That sounds great!
>nice quads
>>679524472
I've not been doing much...
Just getting my ass kick on heathstone,
I'm pretty fucking awful...
>>679524795
see you later milkanon
>>679524795
Good luck with the Normies milk man.
>>679525012
>holy shit my first quads
Congrats.
>>679525146
Oh God
>>679525147
lol i didnt get past illidian during the starter things, why kinda cards do you use?
>>679525326
Hello screensaver
>>679525326
My nigga
>>679523998
Ananas.
Can't really post today. Data is running out and doesn't reset till the first.
>>679525147
first quads ever, thanks waifu
Oh I've been trying the zombie mode on dying light but it's really hard since you don't scale and it's basically a 1v4
Still lots of fun though
Dio-sama
>lurking like never before
>>679525393
I recently got bored and made a murloc deck...
It works surprisingly well
So. Is it a good thing that I listen to Nick Cave at work?
>>679525519
murloc deck? how does that work???
>>679525326
YOU, you're finally here
How you doing?
>>679524492
>lefty
I fucking hate being a lefty
>>679525012
>filename
PS2 times were the best.
>>679524977
Thats a great idea. Im also thinking of making a folder for sleeping/pajama pics.
I wonder what will you name the picture you're drawing...
>>679525521
>>679525393
>i didnt get past illidian during the starter things
What
>>679525519
Mech mage FTW
>>679525482
I've never played or seen anything about dying light,
How is it?
>>679525432
>>679525443
>>679525629
I think I'm finally set
>as in not saying 2 things then leaving
End my life fam
>>679525571
I mean
probably
>>679525657
sucks for guitar playing....
>>679525736
yaaaa i suck pretty hard at hearthstone
>>679525701
This is something else
>>679525681
I didn't think anyone would notice my little quirks
Yea my favorite was actually crash bandicoot but I only had like 4 games because poorfag
>>679525519
Anyfin can happen is currently T1.
>>679525393
Wut? I didn't know you could lose in the tutorial.
>>679525657
Why anon? nothing wrong with being a left handed person.
>>679525838
What's wrong Tomokanon?
>>679524795
Have fun with normies
>>679524650
Barley visible depending how long you write and how hard you press down on the pen. Pencil is the same but easier to get smudge on. When you look at the side of your left pinky, it's all glossy dull. Dunno if that makes sense. It's a left thing
>>679525657
Lol finally a lefty. The pencil smudge thing? Feels
>>679525832
?
>don't leave
>>679525886
Thanks my dude
>>679525932
I was against Murloc paladin while playing priest, I thoughtstealed a Anyfin Can Happen, turn 10 it was Murlocs all across the board
>>679525838
Lets die together.
>>679525903
Sometimes I pay more attention to filenames than pics, thats where all jokes are hiding.
Crash Bandicoot was such an awesome franchise, did you play 2 and 3 for ps1?
I speedrunned 3 a bit for fun but never got too serious.
>>679525987
I have no idea what to do with myself. How's your life going?
>>679526017
Shiniggua
>>679525935
As a guitar player it really pisses me off
>>679525627
Murlocs have amazing synergy with each other,
They all buff each other,
It's really easy to win before 5 mana because of how cheap they all are.
It's surprising fun!
>>679525736
I have never tried that...
I may have to make one later
Sylvie claim
>>679525932
yeah i did, then i gave up, so that was the last time i played hearthstone lol
>>679526017
lol, my mom told me that she had her hand smacked with a ruler for writing with her left, which is why she ambidextrous now
>>679526218
>I have no idea what to do with myself.
I mean
masturbate
>>679525681
It might be 2girls-1boat, because that's the established title, I guess.
Yuu will be the next project.
Where's my hydrodynamic pillow anyways?.. <3
>>679526175
I almost always read the filename but only after watching the pic
Wrath of Cortex for the ps2, I was too young to be around when the ps1 hit the shelves
My head is killing me.
So im off to bed
Cya everyone
>>679526174
kek, thats why priest is hilarious (or hateable if you're vs it), you end up playing the opponent threats more than he does.
>>679526283
Hey there best pats.
>>679526288
Did you play other TCG before? Hearthstone is quite simple compared to any other. Either way I dont recommend you to start playing it, you kinda have to play oftenly if you want to remain competitive.
>>679526462
Bye Syndra Anon.
>>679526017
>pencil smudge
RIP
and it's even worse with markers oh my god it's awful
>>679526035
I'll try not to
>I gotchu
>>679526462
Bye <3
>>679526218
I didn't think anyone had any idea what to do
I'm really just going along with whatever is expected of me, which at this point is uni
My studies make sure I'm a social castaway though because of the long days and heaps of work
So did anything happen or did life just get to ya?
>>679526398
Already met my fap quota for the day. How are you?
>>679526650
Well I guess your only option is to find a knife and cut yourself, then just play with the wound until you goof it up a bit too much and die from loss of blood
I'm doing great, thank you.
>>679526462
Goodnight Syndra
>>679526563
I'll probably take a break soon, you can leave if you want...
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>>679526462
bye syndranon, get well
>>679526462
Night Syndra. May your sleep be peaceful and eternal :^)
>>679526398
Don't do it to this thread Dio-sama, thats rude.
>>679526399
What about 2 girls 1 sunken ship. But why 2 girls, are you inserting a 3rd character?
>Yuu will be the next project.
Thats nice, im glad you have an easy time finding inspiration.
I wonder if something didn't happen you would end up drawing something for explosive waifu too.
>>679526435
You can still try them, if you want ofc. PS1 emulator is pretty much perfect and can run anything with enhanced graphics at great fps.
Crash Bandicoot 3 (Warped) was my favourite, perhaps cuz it was my first but I really like the gameplay and level design.
>>679525466
>Can't really post today
I understand, you should probably go out, normalfag a little bit or something, just to pass the time.
Farewell, qt.
Gonna take a nap, bye anons.
>>679526218
Whats up nigga? Just cleaning the place up atm
>>679526288
That's pretty brutal. Heard that lefties are usually associated with the devil. Since he was god's left hand man
>>679526462
Hope your head gets better
>>679526563
Don't remind me...
>>679526632
A lot of stuff happened, this past year has been insane. I just can't figure out how to live, like I got no reason to be here. Tried uni and got rekt by severe anxiety and depression.
>>679526779
That sounds like fun. Anything noteworthy happen?
>>679527301
Peace
>shinoa bro
>>679524261
So smooth...
And romantic...
<3
>>679524366
It's always "that" time
>>679524795
>A glass a day is all it takes
Wouldn't more help growth?
>>679527358
damn son, well you're no devil, i think everyone is jelly of lefties
>>679527358
Waiting on some Diddlydamn dank food. Already cleaned the house, no more busywork to keep my mind off of the existential dread.
Tomocock
>>679527204
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
>>679527400
Nothing in particular, but it feels nice while doing it.
Unless you have someone that cares about you then something happens, but usually the people who does it does not have someone that cares about them.
>>679527567
Speak for yourself
Right hand masterrace
>>679523309
>That song you linked is really nice and calm, i like it.
I'm glad that you like it!
I find it to be pretty easy to lose time to on-loop. I think the other song that does that well for me is Serenity by Mark Morgan.
>If only i could take over your nightmares and show you some nice dreams~
>blushing intensifies
And if only I could let you inside. I wouldn't mind sharing this sacred temple with you, nightmares or not.
It probably wouldn't be a good idea in the first place, though; They get substantially more horrific in response to opposition.
>>679526288
>>679527358
Speaking of lefties and the devil... I'm so glad that my mom didn't force me to right with my right hand
Welp,
I just got destroyed...
Anyway,
What's goin on?
>>679527567
Lefties do tend to develop ambidextry as they grow older and they also have advantages in sports and even as swordsman, no one is used to fight a lefty.
>>679527901
write*
>>679527204
There's nothing in it saying the boat can't also be one of the girls.
Have to stick to the pattern.
With Megumin I had some ideas, yeah.
Not sure what happened to the one someone else was making.
>>679527563
With yuu it all falls into place by itself. <3
>>679527941
I'm sorry but when I read "I just got destroyed..." I can only think of someone who got massively ass raped
>>679527563
Tiddy time every time.
I'm gonna take a break, I'll be back.
>>679527756
well, i have to agree with you because im right handed
>>679528023
>>679527400
I'm so sorry to hear that. I would probably be huddled in a corner crying of loneliness if I didn't have so much work or you guys
>>679528143
>~90% population righties
>~10% population lefties
;-;
>>679528420
you need to become the next jimi hendrix!!!! be a famous lefty guitarist, there's not many of them
>>679528157
That actually makes me a little uncomfortable.
>>679528619
But you were ok with 3 clones. How many clones are too many?
>>679528420
Lefties BTFO
Claimed bitches
>>679528023
>With yuu it all falls into place by itself
It doesn't get any better than this.
>>679528138
>I'm gonna take a break, I'll be back
Try not to break your back!
With those it's a real risk...
>*sigh*
>>679527567
Thanks man
>>679527585
Mmhmm getting some wings?
>>679527901
My mom tried to get me to write with write and it was bad. I'm slowly learning to write with my right. The trick is to use your shoulder not your wrist
>>679527957
Ayyyyyyeeee thanks for new knowledge. The same when it comes to fighting. When I'm sparring, some people get to the left stance to get even with me when it makes it worse on them
>>679528420
420 tho
>>679528580
I own a left hand guitar. Tutor told me that not many lefties can read right hand musical notes. It's not that hard really but playing a right hand guitar is like playing it upside down for me
>>679523482
ah those were the times
>claiming yume
also feel free to show me your waifus legs
>>679528840
As long as it's not zootopia
>>679524492
Lefty master race
X-J ny-YUN!
>>679529013
>>679529089
Thats a good choice
>>679529089
>>679529013
>>679528580
that WOULD be pretty damn cool
Lefty guitarists look really cool imo even though I'm a lefty
>>679528962
I tried to learn to write with my right and I gave up after about 2 days
The main guitar I use is a right handed guitar just with the strings flipped
>>679529013
Rate mine, im needing attention.
>>679529341
Thats a better one
>>679529089
AYY
JENNY IS BACK
>>679529013
here are some hot legs
>>679528790
>dat picture
2 or 3 is a good amount but even I get uncomfortable beyond that.
The Homura effect is another factor.
>>679528841
I read massaging can help increase your waterline.
Since the matter is so important to you I wouldn't mind to give you a hand..
>>679529431
She said legs....
Nice, though.
>>679529422
Oh shit nigga! I should buy a right hand guitar and do that
>>679529013
heres the most legs i have
>>679529808
volume and tone knobs will most likely get in the way ;(
>>679529984
Dammit
>>679530187
the life of a lefty guitarist
