I got her attention. Where do i go from here?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I got her attention.
Where do i go from here?
>>679517619
Send a dick pic. Works every time.
>>679517619
Actually introduce yourself formally, now that she thinks your funny.
>>679517619
She's laughing at you, not with you.
>>679517619
You know where to go from here. Now post results.
>>679517906
>>679517732
Guide me
this is now a beta thread
>>679518085
>"hi i'm anon"
then send the dick pic
>>679518085
Get her to send a pic.
Send this
>>679518221
But this is tinder.. Her instagram is linked as well as her facebook pics..
>>679518099
Fuck you faggot im not a beta and shes not laughing at me shes having fun with me and im gonna get laid top that fukcing cocksucky
>>679517619
Ask her if she's an archeologist
Ask her if she hates niggers as much as you do
cmon, some alpha help this nigger out?
or just say Hey, wanna come over? 420blaze it & chill
>>679517619
tell her more facts about pespi
Stick a sharpie in your pooper and send her a pic
>>679518423
And if she says yes?
>>679518099
Dubs speaks the truth
>>679517619
Dick pic make sure you measure it againest a bottle of deodorant and send her a ask her What her star sign is? Be cute get the dick out
>>679518099
tip fedora
>>679518720
if dubs you must do this
But enough about soda, Im just looking make you squirt
>>679517619
>But enough about soda, Im just looking to make you squirt
>>679518720
I second this
>>679518787
How new are you?
>>679519045
Lmao i like this gonna post
>>679519214
God speed
Asked if her pussy taste like Pepsi like the Lena dey Ray song. If she gets it then get the fuckin dick out
>>679519214
Better post results faggot
>>679518099
>>679518787
Tell her you got a bone for her to take a look at, duh
Not even the guy you replied to but is it not obvious?
>>679519356
inb4 a faggot OP gets his dick wet using nothing but /b/-provided soda puns
>>679519470
Fucking kek
>>679518318
shit its been awhile since I have been on. either way it ends with her phone number. get it.
>>679518099
>>679517619
Deliver you cuck
>>679520338
nature, why you so funny
>>679520338
can confirm this is how we betas cucks reproduce
>>679518304
9gag
deliver phaggot
>>679520531
Waiting for her reply
seriously tho, she has massive coke problem, blew a 60 year old trucker for her next fix. its tearing her family apart
Damn.. Is it finished?
>>679521478
Just fucking dive into it.
Something like "So anyway, now that I'm done being funny, what are you doing this weekend?"
Play it cool for a bit, see if she tries to take it back in a sexual direction.
>>679521478
reply with just this:
Whats your #?
>>679521762
>>679521478
Also, I'm totally stealing that opener OP.
>>679521478
motherfucker, tell to start contributing to the convo before you go around there and fuck some sense into her
>>679521762
>So anyway, now that I'm done being funny, what are you doing this weekend?
Nice one, using that.
This is why you beta cucks cant get laid. You dont ask right away for sex.
>>679521762
noice. auto pussy right here OP
>>679521762
Hahahahahahaha.... women will NEVER do this. Only if they felt like you were vastly out of their league. They want to be led around like a blind horse and give you 1 word responses the whole way
>>679517619
i used to fuck ur mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while u were staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising u, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed u. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679521762
>>679522296
>>679522059
>mfw you sperglords are so bad at conversation that you need someone to give you this advice
What now?
>>679522678
damn, she giving herself a get out with that might be working excuse.
>>679522678
Hanging out with you
>>679522678
might be working dat pussy.
>>679522678
wanna sit on my face?
>>679522678
Hopefully hanging out with you ;p
probably going to kill myself
>>679522678
Probably just gonna shit post on 4chan.org/b/ XD lololololol
>>679522678
working this DICK
>>679523122
DUBS
>>679522925
This
>>679522678
not much, either playing yugioh with my DnD friends or crushing some puss, depends on you baby
>>679523122
this
not here to help anon, only want to vent at ppls redundant necessity to spam the same emoji like fucking god damn. Might as well hashtag #lmao #omg #thot
>>679523226
Im considering this
>>679523161
Rollin for this
>>679522678
Well I thought I'd go out and do something fun. All my dudes are busy so I'mma go solo. Where you work at?
>>679522678
OP this is my go to reply for when a girl says "maybe"
Ask her if she wants to hang out. When she says she'll let you know. Tell her "sorry that doesn't work for me." Make it clear that you need to plan your weekend. 7/8 times, their schedule magically clears up.
Time to go on the aggressive, send pic
>>679522925
nigger use this
Deliver faggot
>>679522925
rollollollolloll
>>679523944
winrar, op do dis. guranteed to get your dick wet
>>679523532
This.
*not rolling*
Dont ruin this OP, she looks like a funny girl to hang out with.
I met the girl im currently dating wit on tinder, on one of these threads... its funny how 4chan sometimes gets to be useful.
Im unemployed
>>679523876
She'll say, "Oh yeah?"
Then you can be a dick, she's testing you. Show her you want it
>>679524092
fucktard.
>>679522925
That seems too desperate.
>>679523532
This guy gets it.
I might be working on you byy, on that pussy if you know what I mean
>>679524092
"I'm currently looking for something I enjoy more. I saved up enough money to get out of the old job. It was awful..."
>>679524092
could be working that possy bb, cum gibe sum fuk
>>679524092
"yeah your ass tonight"
>>679524092
I'm the CEO of your pussy ;)
>>679524348
this
>>679524320
i'll roll for this... it's the non lame way to be jobless
>>679524092
Dont tell her youre unemployed, tell her you either work or are very focused on your studies.
>>679524092
>work is only for the feeble-minded slaves of capitalism, i choose to apply my superior intellect to greater pursuits
>>679524348
Holy shit i might just say this
>>679524348
rolling
>>679524092
>unemployed
SHEEEEIIIITTTT
BITCHES HATE NO MONEY
Probably best to keep that down
>>679524348
pls
>>679524452
This
>>679524348
heh this will win her heart for sure
>>679524348
Roll
>>679524348
do it
>>679524092
Okay OP you listened to me for this one>>679521762
but you fucked up by not doing what I said here>>679523532
so listen to me for this one, you're unemployed, she might not find that attractive, so what we're gonna do is keep her guessing. Say "I'd rather not talk about work stuff, that's really personal to me, let's get to know each other as people first." This is great because you're not technically lying, but you're stoking her curiosity. She'll assume you're either rich, or that you have some very bizarre job. Trust me OP.
Probably just killed this convo
>>679524348
Rolling
>>679524320
aaaay this is pretty good
>>679524723
OP fuck this nigga
Say
>>679524348
>>679524773
noooo I was too slow to save you OP.>>679524723
>>679524773
WTF HAHA XDF
I''m actually writing a novel
I got an advance from a publisher so I just work on that mostly
>>679524773
You're doing God's work OP
>>679524773
I hope you enjoy being alone.
>>679524723
Yeah thats what shell think
>>679524773
>>679524773
yes op
>>679524773
nah, you good op, you just showing her what you wanting outta this. if she aint into it, just saves you wasting your time
>>679524092
>so now that im done being funny
implying that she actually thought you were funny
>>679524773
This just got interesting
>>679524773
nah she will be leaking like a broken tap mate
>>679524773
Kek
>>679524773
was a nice run while it lasted
>>679524773
gonna get laid for sure m8
>>679524773
KEK IRL
>>679524092
>I'm self employed
>I'm the other to a couple of books
>have you ever read [Insert title here]
get her drippin
>money
>fame
>bitches
>>679524773
or made it better
tell her "but really no, I don't work too often. I'm a full time retard so I get an allowance"
>>679524773
Your done, good run Op
Its finished
>>679524773
retard...
>>679524773
if she doesnt reply, send "sorry, would you prefer the pussy?"
Sorry I get carried away sometimes
In all seriousness though, what time can i enter your anus hole?
You stupid bastard
>>679525282
Gg scrub
>>679525282
is she brain dead?
>>679525282
Im proud of you OP. You are not a faggot.
>>679525322
This
>>679525333
trips
r
i
p
s
>>679525333
Trips speak the truth!
>>679524773
YOU FUCKIN AUTIST ! YOU ACTUALLY USED THE WORST LINE EVER... YOU COULD HAVE SAID 'I GOTTA GO TO THE DOCS TO GET MY GENITAL WARTS CHECKED' AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN WHAT YOU SAID
>>679525333
this fag gets it
>>679524773
Kek
>>679525282
You tried.
>>679524320
>>679524348
both of these are equally as good
>>679525282
"It was a joke. Im a beta male so I relay on humour to try and get in girls pants rather than using my looks or physical attributes."
>>679525124
FUKKIN AUTO CORRECT
>author
>>679525282
"Sorry that was for my uncle"
>>679525282
well, nothing to lose now, may as well try act alpha, cant fuck things up any more than this
>>679525530
Oh god please OP
>>679525282
No you've still got a shot.
Send "Don't worry about it. On a completely related note, how does coffee at (insert some time you're available) sound?"
>>679525390
Either she's brain dead or she's testing him in some way to see if he can keep it rolling.
>>679525555
>>679525555
HOLY QUADS
>>679525282
you can save this op
"that was my weak attempt at a joke, i'll stop now, <insert >>679524723>
>>679525282
continue
>sorry that was lame
Cont. with this >>679525124
>Chatup line
>How're you?
>Bored
>Wanna play truths?
>Ask bra size
>Go from there
>Get snapchat
>Nude
>Repeat
>>679525282
"Sorry, I just get really nervous talking to cute girls, can we start over?"
>>679525590
unrelated* fuck
Just tell her you own a club and wanted to take her dancing
>>679525607
This. Girls just want to have fun. Be fun and it is easy.
>>679525653
this
>>679525282
Seriously i'll stop being a faggot now.
Currently working for my dad, he's quite high up in oil and gas, so just hydraulics and stuff. want sum fuk?
>>679525809
That
>>679525658
this might have worked 5 years ago, or with hoes
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
>>679525658
Britfag detected
>>679525912
the other thing
LOL jk I'll just probably fap to hentai and eat cheeseburgers crying
>>679518304
let's talk about that watermark
it all keeps tumbling down
>>679525282
I enter several vape competitions and live off the winnings, It's more than you'd think! lol ;-) xxx
>>679524773
>>679525989
You clearly want this to fail.
>>679525989
OP YOU NIGGER
>>679525989
this is gold
>>679525989
you arent even reading the best ones that will get you laid, unbelieveable.
>>679525989
>>679525989
Do you think about what you say before you say it or do you just roll with it?
JUST
>>679525989
Dudee what the fuck haha, you refuse to use the good ones
>>679525989
Thanks for the keks OP
>>679525989
You didn't even try to fix things, you might aswell go watch porn now
>>679525989
>surely he cant fuck this up any more
>ohshitnigga
>>679525989
you mean "thanks for getting me pussy /b/"
ungrateful faggot
>>679525989
>awaiting response
>>679525989
What the fuck is wrong with you... is this bait because no one can be this dumb....
>>679526072
Its more interesting than the actual chat. That OP has such low confidence and is such a beta you shoots himself in the foot coz he knows if she met him in real life he would have no chance working with his own personality.
>>679526121
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>679526121
Bye, Felicia
>>679526121
your to good for her OP
>>679526121
What did you expect? I'm just going to assume you didn't actually want to fuck her so that I can sleep at night.
>>679526121
Rest in pepperoni
>>679525922
kek
>>679525989
faggot
>get involved
>get her intrest
>subtly use anon lines to keep it going
>cont with >>679525654
>>679526121
OP is not a faggot
>>679526121
sorry my dad took my phone
ignore those messages, he think he's being funny
anyway, how would you like a nice 3 inches in your poopshoot?
>>679526121
op find another we must feast
>>679526281
Im FWB with someone i really just use tinder to abuse women
>>679526121
OP, you went from promising start to sex offenders register quicker than most of us get out of bed in the morning.
>>679526121
Ah fuck, look, sorry I thought i was being funny. Want to vape with me later tonight? we can watch yu gi oh?
>>679525506
Life isn't a boulder throwing contest faggot, don't go taking it out on others because you can't understand "humor"
>>679525954
>>679526121
Bye, what time you want me around your place tomorrow for that booty bashing we talked about?
>>679526121
No, don't go. I'm REALLY good with anuses. Give me a chance.
draw a stickman cartoon of you fucking her ass and send it to her
>>679526615
fuck i loved deadwood
>>679526121
Godspeed
Send her a link of the thread
"Look I am sorry, I tried to be funny. It didn't work. All jokes aside, you want to meet up. Maybe Vape a little I got a pussy just like you"
>>679526777
damson
>>679526121
>>679525989
>>679525282
>>679524773
>>679524092
>>679522678
>>679521478
>>679517619
This dude was right from the beginning
>>679518099
>>679518368
Said the beta
>>679517619
You did good son.
I came into this thread really high. My hands are now manually holding my intestines within the gaping splits down my sides.
The butt stuff started out funny. Then you pushed it to the point where she thought you were serious. You're terrible with women.
Look mom, I'm in the screenshot
Did everyone miss her cue here? She was already playfully hinting at fucking.
>>679528005
Yeah but OP's responses were hilariously dumb.
What is the best respone to "what are you doing?"
>>679526121
aww she looks cute
>>679528005
>not sure if tinfoil hat or onto something
>>679526121
>>679528219
'masturbating... hmph, you? god I'm bored... get your tits out'
@679528005
Must fuk her
>>679526109
>implying he can ignore quads
>>679523160
>XD
fucking 12 year old newfag
>>679526121
Nice job op
>>679524452
perfect!
>>679525555
How is this possible?
where in ireland op? might be worth trying to hunt her down
>>679528005
What
>>679528550
>not realizing the joke
>>679528005
she coulda been straight up telling him she needed a dick in her and OP wouldve found some way to fuck it up
>>679524452
this would have won her heart
>funny
>intelligent
>=wet
>>679528550
the b8 is huge
>>679526121
Op try a new girl you got this
@679529043
U try
>>679528522
B@ man from yesterday?
>>679529000
>>679529123
The fuck is that?
>>679529202
Tis me, the b@ man.
>>679517619
Someone needs to do dis again, word for word, up to the point that op fucked up. then fuck it up in your own glorious way and post the results.
Go.
>>679529123
the fucks this fag
>>679529253
B@ man strikes again>>679529202
>>679529316
The one and only, b@ man to rule them all.
>>679528450
Holy crap did she crash her car and fly out the windshield? did she died?
>>679529592
I don't know, ask your dad!
>>679526121
just tell her it was a prenk, works every time
>>679529592
If she did ain't nobody gotta' know. I'm on my way ova.
>>679529408
You've been visited by the b@ man faget
>>679525555
nice
>>679521762
>calling yourself funny
C r i n g e
r
i
n
g
e
>>679530197
This really isn't cringy in all situations
>>679528005
No, she wasn't.
You're just retarded and think that.
It's what beta orbiters do.
>>679530371
holyshit thats nice
>>679528965
>I wanna work that cock
>That's intradesting, I didn't know you wanted to inherit your familys farmer business
>>679530695
One of my favorites.
guys i go sleep now, u better wish me a good night
>>679531262
bad night
>>679531262
gud night
>>679531262
Good Night Fam
>>679531371
>>679531482
>>679531516
thx anons
>>679531726
Fuck you
>>679531262
When your going to bed just remember that this wans not that it did not did when good night then when it wasnt it did do anon
>>679532100
checked
>>679532100
check'd
>>679532244
duble checked
>>679532244
>>679531944
>>679532100
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>679532100
>>679532244
GET THREAD LADS YALL GET IN
>>679522678
Holy fuck, why are girls so fucking boring.
I wish I was gay
Check em!
You think a few random called dubs makes it a GET thread? Think again.
>Check 'em
>>679533606
Watch and learn
Use not only Pepsi but also a 2 liter of dr. Pepper
