Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Claiming the new ship
>>679489487
ok
>claiming yume
>loving her legs
>>679490985
kagami claimed
time to sleep more
Rank2 smug reporting in.
>>679490448
>I'm not always saying it's a good thing you're hot enough this actually works... but when I do it is.
I don't understand...
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679489653
>WoT
I thought that this game was only on PC. How is it on console? Are people as anal about imaginary numbers as on PC?
>Probably not because that mod probably doesn't exist on xbone
>maybe even this evening if you want
I see what you did there.
Maybe. No promises.
>Your pillows are good
T-thanks. As are yours.
Que sera, sera
whatever will be, will be
the future's not ours to see
que sera, sera
>>679491100
Forgot pic because I'm tired
Bye everyone
Does anybody ever get too much sleep?
>>679490761
No not yet and he is chihuahua. I also got a dachshund
Just kill me with a wooden fork
>>679491224
have a nice sleep!
>>679491230
if i force myself to
>>679491292
cute, i wanna dog so bad...
>>679490814
I guess it's all much harder than I understand... you know I'll not be critical of your opinions on the matter (ours?).
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>679491185
If the temperature is high enough many things are cool in comparison. <3
>>679491292
oh and hellraiser is pretty good, if you can look past the fact that's it's from the 80's lol
>kagami
>>679491365
Your not going anywhere honey~
>>679491107
hello homura
>>679491471
>If the temperature is high enough many things are cool in comparison
That's... Hot
>>679491097
I'd rather talk about something else, anything will do.
>>679491230
Yes and when it happens its usually a terrible sign and waste of time.
Tenryuu claimed
>>679491186
Since you have no in-game chat for obvious reasons, it's pretty low on numbers.
>>679491224
Later
>>679491370
A thing about chihuahuas, they shiver a lot and I don't know why
>>679491492
I'll look to it
>>679491230
It's not a good sign homie
>>679491498
im to sick for this shit,im going back to bed.
>>679491850
>A thing about chihuahuas
All Chihuahas I know are serial murderers killers in a small body.
>>679491370
>>679491644
>>679491850
Well that makes me feel great. Fug
Froggy waifu4laifu working like crazy here
>>679491992
This brainfart... serial killers stuck*
>>679490985
>>679491107
the smug is real
>>679491061
oh no...
>>679491185
where are the legs for me?
>>679491365
Sry I can't do that you are to far away
claimed
>>679491935
I'm already waiting~
>>679491644
ok, i understand, have you played any good games lately??
>>679491850
hmm that is weird, i hope you like it
>>679491992
kek, they are pretty angry dogs
If you could be a transformer, what would your vehicle of choice be?
FA-18 hornet
>>679491826
I can imagine so. How it is controlling the tank with a controller? Wonky? Or perhaps it's better than using a mouse and keyboard?
>>679492213
a-10 warthog, so i could rattle myself to pieces
>>679492210
Not really, just the usual WoW, hs and got into kancolle today and am enjoying it so far.
Lately most of my free time has been dumped into watching anime and I think the next thing I will watch will be Akira.
>>679492210
It actually grinds my gears how angry they are for their size and then pussy out if you do something...
>>679492295
My colored compatriot
>that was my squadron
>>679492213
See above
>>679491992
No wonder why he dislikes me from time to time. He knows that I know!!
>>679491997
Think of it like this, you got plenty of sleep from last night'so gaming
>>679492066
Dubs is real too
>>679492101
Welcome
>>679492210
My chihuahua is more chill and I will after watching dead silence for the first time. I could see why my brother fears dolls
Hey guys, finally got home
Sorry I had to drop out so sudden last thread
Akiko claim
>>679491935
hey dude wait what the fuck
listen to me how i'm climbing back to p4
The MemeMaster™ coming at you once more with the rankest of the dankest.
>Miss P.
>>679492659
All good fam
How's your Friday?
>renge
>>679492710
forgot pic
also hi loners
>>679492787
Hey Chen.
>>679491629
I am not afraid.
>>679492659
those legs... oh my oh my oh my can you post more?
>>679492132
what the lewd? not now not today
>>679492659
Nah it's cool dude. You got irl stuff. We get it
>>679492729
Hey, how are you doing?
uni was pretty fucked today but now I should be all right
>>679492213
probably something like a freight train that can ride without rails. Just ram into everything
>all aboard the hype train
>>679492566
lol, kinda like cats,are you playing retail or a private server? i couldn't handle retail anymore lol, i've heard akira is pretty awesome
>>679492577
nice!! that must be an awesome job, but i'd rather be the pilot lol
>>679492595
oh ok, i've never even heard of dead silence, is it good??
>>679493003
Is someone jealous ?
>>679492992
hey
so what about the circlejerking
>>679492992
>I am not afraid
I never said I was...
>>679493003
Sure friend, here you go
>>679493026
Yea I had to get all my stuff from my place, then take 2 busses and 2 trains to get home
>>679493194
No not really
>>679493357
thats lewd pls keep that down but still great legs
>>679493265
damn that are some fine tights more legs for further verification?
>>679493155
I like the story and the acting is pretty good. The dummy reminds me of the dummy from goosebumps. Also heard that you can see Billy from Saw in cameo
>>679493357
Busy day eh?
>>679493155
That would be a blast
Blowing away radical islam with the fart of god
>>679493086
Work is dicks lel
There's so little to do that we've been using work stuff to play a sort of baseball across the warehouse. What was so fucked about uni?
>>679493602
Keep telling yourself that
>>679493712
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt
>>679493617
Tell me about it, had to do modelling all day and a presentation. Well guess what in the middle of my presentation my pc fucking BSOD's. Fucking windows 10... Luckily they showed me some mercy
>>679493155
Playing on a private server, i really like the pvp gameplay of wotlk and also hate the current state of retail, so theres no point for me to pay money for a worse version of the game.
Ofc while I dont get bored with pvp, the same can't be said about pve, after farming the same raids for a few months they got boring.
>>679493245
It's fun.
>>679493265
>point of no return
>passed
>>679493712
see
>>679493886
carrot claimed.
>>679494064
Never seen you before but holy fuck that's a cute waifu
>>679493963
oh my... thats lewd
no fullbodystocking and i still like it
>>679493908
yeah...i just wish blizz would get their head out, i used to play nostalrious until blizz closed it...glad you chose best expansion lol
I'd let her torture and murder me just to make her happy once.
>>679493602
They're not for you...
>>679493963
I'm a fan of this...
>I haven't saved much lewd
![[mumbled hatred].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mltcIY.jpg "[mumbled hatred].jpg")
>be me
>playing WoT with Atago
>both are playing with Tiger
>we get spotted
>Atago flees
>I stay under fire
>scout 4 other tanks (despite i can't see shit in a heavy tank)
>get killed by fire from half of the enemy team
>skill
>i made more than our scout
Totally not salty...never. Fucking degenerative wastes of genetic material. You could have born a doctor, a professor or a astronaut. No, it has to be motherfucker. I hope their parents will post-abort them.
Front page can't be good, more shit-posters
>>679493963
>>679494488
I don't have much but here guys, have this
a present
I really enjoy working my ass off while 3 other staff are in the kitchen ordering pizza for themselves.
If you have a circumsized penis are you supposed to use lotion or what?
Being an adult is confusing.
>>679494174
Another one you will not see too oftenly.. but I'm still downloading and sorting files right now.
I will also have to make a few crops.
>>679494488
It's really nice, I save a good amount of your pictures, anyways.
>88 get
I'm pretty comfortable with it as long as it's cute and not explicit.
>tfw they draw Hatsuzuki lewd with her sisters mostly
I'm sort of okay with it.
They could draw way, way worse things.
>>679494216
Yea its sad how blizzard keeps shitting on their game and doesn't want to let people play the version they liked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzT8UzO1zGQ
I pretty much agree with everything he says and its sad that after all these years blizz can't see that private servers are good for them because its free marketing, lots of people tried the game on private before going retail.
And if they refuse to open servers for older xpacs they wont get the old xpac fans by forcing them to play WoD anyway...
>>679494643
its ok tenryu, im sure they didn't mean it...
>>679494757
lotion? for what?
>>679493617
Stealing this smugfu.
![[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2012.11.18_15.17.03].png](https://i.imgur.com/cy5u8G2.png "[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2012.11.18_15.17.03].png")
>>679494729
Oh so it doesn't stop after uni group projects?
Well I kinda expected that
>>679494835
exactly, i love that video as well, blizzard has definitely gone downhill....and i hat e it because they used to be great developers and publishers..but now all they make is tavern games
>>679494842
Dry benis
>>679494016
Ohhh that's super shitty
At least you're not the guy in my chem class that opened his laptop to full blast pornhub
>>679494757
Never really thought about it
My left hand is all I need for a good evening
>>679494892
I work in a group home, you think these people would be... Professional?? Nah fuck that let's do nothing while all the guys are out and not clean or something.
>>679493886
Fucking hell dude
>>679494694
>>679494794
We lewd now?
>>679494842
It's for alone time..
>>679494860
Oh
>>679494757
I just go dry but lotion does make it feel better
>>679495125
is that a problem? i don't have that
>>679495216
same lol, lotion is a crutch!!!
>kagami
>>679495216
You like Teruzuki?
- tsuzu
>>679495178
>>679495216
No I mean like for preserving it. Don't circumsized penors get all scaly over the years? I'm terrified of having a beef jerky dick
>>679495116
>tavern games
kek, im playing HS since open beta and I dont enjoy it that much, they created a system that basically makes you want to play a few matches every 3 days or you will be left behind forever unless you pay money.
Its fun but most of the time I feel like its a chore, and I deeply how simple the mechanics are combined with all the RNG they shoved in this card game.
>>679494643
>I hope their parents will post-abort them
You have my vote for this to become a thing. Where do I sign up?
>>679495427
hi re-chan claimed
>>679495474
I don't really know. I'm not really worried - if nobody's touched my wiener by now them I'm probably past the point of no return.
>>679495560
that's how a lot of blizz games feel, especially d3 which i play a bunch, i feel like if you don't grind everyday you mine as well not play at all...
>>679495474
is this a thing? mine seems like its ok lel
>>679495560
>how
hate*
jesus I cant type one sentece without a typo today
>>679495216
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>679495356
Fap fap fap
>>679495427
I like lots of people..
>>679495474
Oh. I tried that but it doesn't seem to help
>>679495560
i like that pic by the way lol
>kagami
>>679495178
No but I did witness that guy though, hooked his pc up on the projector before booting it
I think it was something along the lines of "horny mom cheats with son's girlfriend" or something like that
>>679495183
Oh no i thought you meant professional work
Yea I live in a building with 11 people and 1 kitchen so I know exactly what you mean
For whoever put a file in colins folder a few quarters back saying, your waifu is shit. You're and idiot, and pretty cringy considering I can probably guess who you are.
>>679492231
It works surprisingly well with a controller, and it's near to the PC version in terms of graphic and tech. I think it's a rare term of a good console port.
>>679494488
You just can't simply lewd the Yuu-boat
>>679494842
And in the game after that Atago hold the whole enemy team of and i blew up the ammo rack of an enemy...we still lost
>>679495632
By not drooling on my pillows...
Oh, and here, here aaaand here
>>679495658
Hello Re-chan, how are you?
>>679495867
My condolescences..?
>>679494794
<3
>>679496142
Yes, "Yuu" can!
>>679496142
sounds cheap as hell...how can you win without ammuniton????
>>679495684
They're just scared Ren. They can't handle it.
>>679495773
Dam I probably really do have an STD or something.
>tfw no normie ween
>>679495867
The curse of the flaky dong. Fuck.
>>679496215
I'm honestly confused now
>>679496446
America....
>shinoa bro
>>679496215
pretty good! I was successful at hunting a little ship. how are you?
Claim
>>679496446
lol, i mean i don't really have a guideline, mine could be really fucked, who knows
>>679496540
america...indeed....
>kagami
>>679496142
I'm better in a German heavy tank than you think
Anyways... I'm off for now, but I'll probably be back
>>679496686
BEHIND YOU
>>679496315
Yuu are my one and only U-love.
>>679496142
>working well & good graphics
I'll be damned. Did not expect that.
>a good console port
They exist? Wow. Who knew?
>By not drooling on my pillows..
That's... not going to happen. I have the best dreams while using them.
>Oh, and here, here aaaand here
>signing intensifies
I don't even need to read the fine print, because I'm going to be sticking with Tenryuu no matter what.
>>679496540
>>679496685
What do you guys mean America? Is this country just one big crusty penis?>>679496686
>>679495930
It's a state job. Like with mentally and physically disabled people. Im working and the other 3 are getting paid for nothing.
The other day one of them was supposed to start at 2 and she came, punched in at 12, and left to get lunch and did not come back until after 2.
Also i just got burned by a hot pocket kms
>>679497036
naw, that circumcision tho...
>kagami
>>679496841
No
>>679496860
Ich Liebe Dich <3
Claimed
>Just woke up edition
>>679497149
naw, that porn tho...
How many penises outside of porn have you seen to prove this point?
>>679496841
Breaking lurk to say I approve of batshit crazy.
>>679497300
hello yui!!!!
>>679497149
My parents mutilated my pure body without my consent. My life was filucked from the start.
>>679496916
They, they can exist
>That's... not going to happen. I have the best dreams while using them.
S-sure
>engine accelerates
>I'm going to be sticking with Tenryuu no matter what.
That's good
>>679497477
Sweet dubs
How you doing?
On a completely unrelated note, who here used to play Runescape?
>>679497324
just my own... i guess
>>679497265
yes
>>679497330
Mah dudebro of a another colour. Preach it.
>
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>>679497599
Never, but I'm uncircumcised
>>679496470
It's as much a burden as it is a blessing.
>>679496610
Good, joined the JTTF today and (attempting to) work on my usual stuff. Not making as much progress as I'd like, but the fact it's the weekend does not hurt either.
>>679496841
Shoo, shoo, leave her alone please.
>>679497265
I'm thinking we may need to take another... short break in private.
>>679497593
im doing fine! how was your sleep???
>>679497734
evvy....
>>679497850
From 11AM to 6:30PM
still waking up tired and sick.
>>679496685
Which one is the first of the pinhead series?
>>679497036
Nothing. I enjoy America becuae I live in the long star state
>>679497300
Morning!
>>679497734
What is your stance on the crusty cock conundrum?
>>679497980
Lone*
>>679497980
i should be hellraiser 1, 2 ,3 then all the weird named ones ( they aren't that good)
>>679497953
do you feel any better???
>>679497777
b-but I want to hurt her!
>>679497980
<rekt
>>679497622
>sub vs. battleship
Unwise.
>>679497777
>7777
>I'm thinking we may need to take another... short break in private
I'm still recovering from last time!
>>679497777
Um quads
>>679498025
Never heard of that problem before. Probably just a friction issue, maybe stuff that shit down good or whatever the dick cripples do.
>>679498172
A tad.
Anyway, what have you done today?
>>679497537
Watch your engine. I don't want it blowing up.
Shiki claimed, reminder that Dark Sword is broken OP.
>>679498392
well that's good! naw just this, i might go grocery shopping later
>>679498283
I can dive too!
>>679498560
Don't take too long
>>679498667
ill try not too lol, im mostly just gonna more oatmeal and eggs
>>679498172
Thanks watching it now
>>679498787
>oatmeal and eggs
Living it up I see
>>679498511
I try, i try...
>tries to slow engine down
>>679498916
You guys are cute.
>>679498283
Considering you regained the ability to speak normally again I think your recovered more than enough...
but I don't want to pressure you into anything.
At least not by force.. or maybe some force, but no violence or anything.
>>679498227
She's no very nutritious, very dangerous and last but not least mine.
>>679498896
oh...yeah, it moslty 'cause i wanna get back down to 14 65 or 67 kg lol, what do you live off of?
>>679498511
>>679498916
>>679499015
>>679499157
whoops, that 14 doesnt matter lol,
>>679498916
But... not too much. I like it when I get to lie on top of your pillows and listen to your lullaby!
>I like having both Tatsuta and Tenryuu in the same image
>>679499134
>maybe some force
I'd like that...
>>679499134
so you left homura? why?
can't you make a triangle thingy?
>>679499337
Welcome holsty
>>679499157
Whatever I can really, no diet here
>>679499337
Hello
>>679499337
DAMN THAT HOLST IS CUTE
>>679499337
Cool tits
>>679499337
How are you?
>>679499337
Atago let me in to JTTF
>>679499134
She's not food! Stahp!
>>679499282
>I like having both Tatsuta and Tenryuu in the same image
Yeah, they are fine
>listen to your lullaby!
>engine speeds up a bit again
>>679499324
And I'll make sure it stays like that.
Good lord, I'm not popular so what the hell's going on.
>>679499411
Thanks.
>>679499440
Hi.
>>679499443
Yes I know.
>>679499461
I know that as well.
>>679499481
Good, finally feel like I got enough sleep last night.
>>679499482
Then let me welcome you with a glass of milk.
>>679499357
I didn't. But that doesn't mean I can't like Yuu, too.
>>679499532
>listen to your lullaby!
It's only 19:46! Do you want me to fall asleep already?
>Best song in the world
>>679499743
>Good, finally feel like I got enough sleep last night.
Opposite of me then, I got about 1 hour of sleep.
what's this?
https://youtu.be/2YGZ-_aD888
>>679499895
Bait
>>679499770
>Do you want me to fall asleep already?
of course not. We still have to spread pain and salt over the WoWs EU server...
>>679499743
Youre a cool guy and we're all jelly
>>679499934
Tats!
>>679499895
It's cute.
- tsuzu
Who's baking?
>>679500346
Yo mama
Captcha: bread
