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Post your tiny dicks, you horny, lonely scum.
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>>679473497
plz skype me and v sad
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>>679473497
I think I have sehen those tits before. ..
Your name star ts with "I"
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>>679473497
Timestamp
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>>679474076
Hahaha what kind of name starts with an I? But i do post mah boobies quite a bit.
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Let's see more tits
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>>679474142
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Alright, now show me all of your untouched, nasty cocks.
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>>679474614
pls pussy pic
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>>679474883
Come on, you mom fucking degenerates.
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Show us your pussy
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>>679474614
nice
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>>679474614
there aren't 15 months you fucking imperial faggot
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>>679475064
Are you gay m8? It's Month/day/Year
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>>679474988
plz more pussyspread pics
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>>679475064
Kek. Stfu and post your micro penis.
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>>679474614
those are perfect
show us more you whore
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>>679474988
Show your butthole please <3
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>>679474988
mooorrreee
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Your tits are not worthy to summon my dick.
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>>679474614
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>>679475385
I'm sorry you have erectile dysfunction :(
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>>679475435
Nah, it's not that. They just expect quality content.
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>>679475518
The trap threads are elsewhere
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Show us your pussy
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Here bitch.
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>>679475585
she posted timestamp >>679474614
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>>679473497
sure thing buddy
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Show ass bent over in doggy style position pls.
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This pic is from today. I hope you fags don't mind some hair?
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>>679475920
why u so mean i feel bad now
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>>679475920
so in the meanwhile you changed sirts?

FU BITCH POST NEW PUSSY PIC WITH TIMESTAMP
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>>679475920
>from today
>blatantly says Feb. 6
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>>679474988
mannequin pose, dick not even hard
put some effort in it ffs
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>>679475920
I dont mind. Show moar Show asshole
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>>679475920

That pic is from February 7th.
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lol
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>>679475920
standard whore probably sent this pic to the 6 men shes fucking, come on broad give us something fresh,
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>>679473497
Is mine big enough ma'am? @.@
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Touched last night and not very lonely but here ya go
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Ya got me, I'm using a few old pics. I don't feel like getting up. Ah, well.
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>>679474614
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witness me
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>>679476529

You're not even responding to any of these guys. Why?
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>>679475920
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>>679475193
How did nobody notice this 10/10 schlong?
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Got up cause I'm hungry, so these are fresh.
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Here
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>>679476838
nice two pussy's
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>>679475193
>>679476745
samefag
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>>679476838
Fresh enough to stick my face in?
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>>679476838
C-can I cum to it? >_>
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>>679476909
I just appreciate a good schlong.
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>>679476745
thank you sir
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>>679476969
Be my guest! ;D
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>>679477002
photoshopped
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Too fat
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>>679477085
I'm working on it. Besides, even if your skinny your dick will never get any attention except on /b/
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>>679477153
if ur fat u can at least work out and lose weight but if you got a small dick you can't make it bigger hahahaha
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>>679477024
Nice ps4!
I don't care about your overweight hog body; so what games have you been playing?
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>>679477153

Keep telling yourself that to maintain your precious ego fatass
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>>679477024
can u spread pussy please
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>>679477024
I have been noticed <3

Thank you. Nnnf...That butt must be your secret weapon. Gosh i'm gonna cum hard <.<
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>>679477225
Haha. The last game I played on it was Fallout 4. I've recently been playing Stardew Valley and Dark Souls 3 on my pc. What about you?
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>>679477228
And don't worry, once I'm back in my usual shape, I'll be here on /b/ again.
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>>679477024
I'd spend all day working that ass
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>>679476529
Suddenly small tits
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>>679477225
Just started up Undertale on pc and a ton of Dank Souls III on Ps4 as well, just passed Cathedral of the deep.

How far are you into it?
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>>679477024
Post your fucking horny face
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>>679477501
>>679477351
Apparently I don't know how to reply
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>>679477385

You might get to see my dick then
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Once you shitdicks take your hands off yourself, any of you wanna tell me about yourself? I am genuinely curious to know about the scum of the world!
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>>679477351
Not the same poster but Stardew looks sooooo good. I want to pick it up because I need an animal crossing type fix.

Also...are you into femdom? O.o
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>>679477024

Would cum on glasses.
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>>679477652
>O.o

Please commit suicide
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>>679477539
Ha! As much as I'd love to, I've been very good at not being found out. I know you'll have my name in a heart beat!
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>>679477652
It's really fun! I highly recommend it. Not too much, but I have recently been fantasizing dominating my bf..... thanks /b/ lol
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>>679477695
Aw, I'd love that.
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>>679477595
Not that scummy really. Work 70+ hours a week for a defense contractor for the US Military.
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lick your tits pls
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>>679474614
Here you go. 12cm hard
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>>679477713
Nope.
>>679477814
Yeah all my friends have been picking it up around me and swearing by it. One even threatened to gift it to me and I think that finally broke me. Because i'm gonna buy it soon.

I bet he'd enjoy that! I'm kinda bi leading towards males because there's usually more tops/doms with that gender. But I'd definitely submit to you ma'am >\\\>...love humiliation too.
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>>679477978

OK, then. Glasses on pussy/asshole and I will cumtribute for you.
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>>679478031
Oh? Soo desu ka? Then what do you look for here on /b/?
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I actually can't find it right now but here are balls.
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>>679478137
Just bored honestly. See some of the best and worst stuff here.
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>>679478082
Mmm, is that so? Would you let me pee on you?
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>>679477733
Do you really think you're that famous? Don't flatter yourself.

>>679476529
Now post this pic minus the censorship so I can fap to you. Tight skirts are my fetish
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>>679478214
That's why I frequent here as well. I enjoy being turned on and mortified at the same time. And also, being on /b/ is like looking into hundreds of male minds.
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>>679478220
Absolutely!! You can poop in my mouth too I love straight scat ;P
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>>679478355
Exactly. Keeps me entertained , skeeves me out , turns me on and scares me all at the same time. Nice dubs btw
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>>679478355
F off OA lolz
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>>679478467
Fuck yeah.
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Why do you guys got such big cocks o.o
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Just over 7inch
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>>679478519
Wut?
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>>679478220
Oh gosh...buttons being pushed. Yes ma'am. I'd lay back for you and let you soak me >\\\\>

However you need to use me ma'am.
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>>679478459
Dafuq is this shit?
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>>679478667
thats me. Hi :3
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>>679474076
It starts with a K.
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>>679478459
At least i'm popular enough to get impostered <3

Jealous fuck~

Thanks for spreading my pics >;3
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>>679478667
Lololol
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>>679478781
kek. You triggered son
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>>679476529
You actually look very nice! Can you post any social media?
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>>679478749
You are not OP
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>>679478846
XD Really? Why do you think I posted it to begin with? Silly <3
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Sadly I've allowed this thread to turn to shit. I'm off to go smoke a bowl and masturbate. Thanks, guys. ;)
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>>679478995
No silly boy! >:P Its me timby :3
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>>679479039
pls film it for us
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>>679478980
Thank you, but fuck no, lol.
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>>679479015
wut? You're clearly triggered in your reply. Now lemme bite dem fuckin moobs
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>>679473497
>>679474614
snowbunny, you had my curiosity
>>679476838
>>679477024
>>679479039
>dat ass
but now you have my attention.
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>>679479056
Then OP needs to be less of a faggot and post face like you
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>>679479039
Ciao
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>>679479039

It's no more shit than anything else on /b/.

What's shit is not stating which dick you're rubbing it out to.
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>>679479158

Huh, I guess what they say ISN'T true.

>snowbunny
LOL, look at this stupid nigger.
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>>679479203
Eh, i semi enjoy your guys' junk but I always think of my boyfriend when I touch myself. That, and whatever thread turns me on.
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>>679479174
Aw thank you ^^....this is timby by the way. That's just some jealous stalker.

Also my tumblr with all my stuff is timbypup.tumblr.com

No reblogs and all OC :3
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>>679479315
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>>679479391
Ah, shit. Welp, there is some face. Pls be kind. I'm one of you guys. (Except with tits and a fat vagina....)
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>still no spread pussy pic
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>>679479435
not jealous need to suck u
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>>679479391
>>679479468
You look gorgeous. Dem eyes. Anyone else here is lying because of their insecurities <3

That's just how /b/ works o:
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>>679479391

That's pretty hot, then. Is your bf into it, too? You looking at so many dicks but still cumming back to him?
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>>679479543
Point proven.
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Like this?
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>>679477024
Your hot fat ass and pussy looks fucking delicious.
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>>679479826
not jealous need you in my life. Pls. Mutual sucking
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>>679479779
Posting these pics is the only unfaithful thing I do.... I feel guilty but I'm a degenerate, as well.
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>>679476838
can you make the dog fuck you?
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>>679479889
I agree <\\\<...would slurp obediently
>>679479896
Shhhhh...o_o
>>679479899
Naughty girl <3

It's fun to show off though.
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>>679480114
that's a cat you sick fuck
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>>679480202
Hahahaha. Oh my god, why am I still here? But yessir, it is a wee kitty.
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>>679480126
aww CUM on pls ;) I like the juicy boobies
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>>679479899

It is only unfaithful if he's asked if you do this, and you've said no.
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>>679479842
What do you think of it? Like it? ^ω^
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>>679480361
I've been posting my dirty pics on here every now and then since I was 13.....
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>>679480316
>\\\>
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>>679480586
oh yeah. I wanna make a tumblr but cant be assed with all the hassle.

Come to Cali
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>>679480495

And how old are you now?

>And are you going to post your glasses on your pussy so I can cum? I want to finish soon.
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Lmfao. Why are your tits looking off in 2 different directions? One is due east the other is going directly West. I have never seen a pair of tits so determined to get away from each other LMAO.
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>>679480728
I'm 20. And I'm making scrambled eggs, you fapmonkey.
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>>679480812
Lmao. I don't fucking know. I know my tits are weird, oh well.
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Just another faggot thread...
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>>679480586
>>679480126
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>>679474614
It's like looking at someone with a lazy eye.... Can't look at them both at the same time.
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>>679480902

>making scrambled eggs

Cutest way of saying you're masturbating I've ever heard.
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>>679480671
It takes a minute...that's across the country >_>...also you annoy me too much. Maybe if you weren't like that i'd want to talk to you.
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>>679476529
Tits aren't the same as the other pics. Hiding "your" face. Classic bait move
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>>679481208
meh maybe so. Either way its a no compus mentus and you're a sub so blechhhhhhh
>Maybe if you weren't like that i'd want to talk to you.
homosexual?
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I love it when people humiliate my for small cock, especially when I have no chance with them.
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>>679473497
Sad lil thing
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>>679480984
Your tits are adorable
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>>679481290
Kek. You guys don't know how boobs work.
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>>679477400
Thank you !! I have been looking for this
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>>679481196
Hehe. Except I did actually make eggs.....they're delicious as fuck. I put cheese and pepper in that shit.
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>>679476075
Nice flaccid cock! More pics while it's flaccid?
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>>679481349
I'm a switch that mostly subs <.<
>>679481478
Now I want eggs.
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>>679481478

Timestamped eggs or gtfo.
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>>679481756
Mmmm. Puke and eggs. My fucking favorite.
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>>679481686
same here. I mean I can dom but prefer sub. So yeah no pickle-o-wickle
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>>679481707
Just eggs? Where's the bacon...and the toast...@.@
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>>679481880
Meh, the laziness is real.....
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Vomitguy, you're doing god's work.
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>>679473497
Here an old picture of me
Enjoy
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>>679481880
I made my boyfriend a double egg, sausage and cheese bagel before he left so there's that. I've been a bad girl, so I don't deserve such a meal.
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>>679481932
Been there. I usually don't cook or get breakfast most days because of it. Always lazy pup. ;.;
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>>679482072
Oooh. How old were you then? And now? You are hung, you scummy sir.
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>>679481379
???
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>>679475920
not at all
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OP we need more of you and less of puke guy
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Lalala
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>>679482291
OP here, please keep posting these! Get this thread to 150 images. ;)
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>>679482084
Oh jeez. Sounds yummy o.o
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Your wish is my command
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>>679482456
Just a few more, you've been good little cocksuckers.
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>>679482704
:3...yeeees
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>>679482196
I'm 31 it's just a filter
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While I enjoy name calling, I actually prefer to be the one dominated, btw.
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>>679483031
I'd love to dominate you and have like a brat situation
>try to order you around
>you run your mouth and stomp your feet
>slap your ass
>put you over my knee

etc etc
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Never measured it, but an escort I paid for said it's about 5.5 inches.

>Tfw BBC
>Barely black cock
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>>679480984
Fuck yeah they are.
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>>679483185
Oh, yes. I sometimes accidentally talk like a young girl to my boyfriend. I love when he treats me like a child. Mmf. Daddy issues turn into something beautiful, don't they?
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>>679483270
Jewish?
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>>679481406
Google: pics of tits. Download. "Look it's me!"
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>>679483364
I'm agnostic
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>>679483354
Nothing comes close to mom's tits, huh?
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>>679483454
Lol, go ahead and search Google for my pic.
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>>679481377
Is it not good enough? Here it is flaccid
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>>679483361
well not so much little girl as snooty brat for me. I like bitchy girls. I've had some luck cause I'm a scruffy alt type and scored with snooty middle class girls who wouldnt be seen dead with me. That was pretty hot
>calls you a tramp around her friends
>melts like butter underneath you in bed

Also I love putting a corset on a girl then drawing the strings fast and tight
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>>679483553
Aww, you poor thing. You want some attention, hmm? I'm sure your tiny dick will please whatever chick manages to fall in love with you.
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>>679475132
pic only semi relevent
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>>679483553
Nubbin!! :3

lemme bite it off ya fat homo
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>>679483270
That is NOT 5.5 inches.. Looks closers to 8..post another angle?
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OP please spread pussy :)
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>>679475556
dayym thats nice
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>>679483758
>>679483783
>>679483812
>>679483837

Please don't tell me you have over a thousand pictures of people vomiting...
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>>679483845
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>>679483865
Kek
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>>679483637
I would love some attention, but I doubt I can satisfy anyone. It's a good 4.5 inches when big, so I doubt I can reach anywhere before I cum. My record is about a minute.
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>>679483601
I see. Well, I can get bitchy sometimes (I'm a girl, so ofc) but I do love when he smacks my ass for being mouthy.
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>>679484061
haha, very nice, OP, so that's a no then? Really would love to see.
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>>679484124
Always fap before sex so you can last longer. And at least your lil dick is kinda thick so you've got that going for ya. I recommend finding some hot midgets
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>>679484022
>>679483270
Okay we need more opinions..

/b/ How big is this niggers cock? He thinks it's small, but it definitely can't be only 5.5...
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>>679484061
Someone said pre caturday?
This is mine
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>>679484178
yeah I love grabbing them by the wrist, sliding them over my knee then smacking their butt. Then looking them in the eye and telling them I only spank them for being a bad girl. Usually its followed by tender stuff
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>>679484277
cringe
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>>679484311
Awww. I love cats. I can't believe my heart is melting.
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>>679484400
>being nice is cringe

ugh ur that one guy at work no one fucking likes, kill yourself
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>>679484333
I always get a spanking for saying something silly. If I playfully insult him or say something jealous-like he goes "Alright, turn around and pull down your pants..."
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>>679484484
Being nice and being cringy are two different things.
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>post 7.25 by 5.25 bbc
Huh, I guess what they say ISN'T true.
>fam anon post a(verage)bc
That is NOT 5.5 inches.. Looks closers to 8..post another angle?

Never change 4chan.
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>>679484601
I don't think it was cringey. I always enjoy making someone laugh. And it's refreshing to see a guy want pussy and not a dude's shiny butthole.
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>>679484526
nice. I keep it for when they get bratty. Usually its teasing or a playful warning when she is trying to wind me up.
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>>679484601
>Throwing around words you don't understand
Lurk more, newfriend
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>>679483270
Women are shit at judging length and space. I'm just over 6" long and my gf thought I was 8".
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>>679484679
I don't get it.. What was wrong with me asking about his cock
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>>679484299
>implying I can get anything but my hand
>still only cums in about 2 minutes average

Plus midgets don't do it for me, I need a woman that makes sure I know that im tiny and will refuse to let me put it in anywhere but her hand.
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>>679474614
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>>679484409
Thanks he's annoying as fuck tho
He was younger in this one
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>>679473497
Rate?
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>>679485079
I feel you. I'm thankful my kitty is sleeping right now cause he usually drives me nuts.
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>>679485113
Id sit on it/10
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>>679485113
Eh, it's decent. Thickness is better than nothin'.
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>>679484813
I know those two words seem complex to you but accusing others of not understanding them won't help you understand them, anon. I can help you understand them if you want, but only if you let me. Kindest regards.
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>>679484892
Does this mean she overestimated my cock? I can't be smaller than 5 I don't think..

I'm a virgin (escort gave a handjob) and I don't have a ruler to measure Ireally don't care about my penis (unless I'm on 4chan) enough to buy one just to measure.

>pic related
Here's me flaccid
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>>679485067
Small
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>>679485079
he's beautiful anon!

-not the first reply poster
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>>679484739
>it's refreshing to see a guy want pussy and not a dude's shiny butthole
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>>679485280
Lmfao. That goat. When a chick tries to suck her first dick.
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Not even 1 timestamp, you disappoint me /b/
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>>679485309
Disturbingly hot...
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>>679485151
This is the girlfriend
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>>679485280
All this damage control
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>>679485365
Haha, have you seen /b/ lately? Plus I posted my nudes and half the dudes are drooling over each other's cocks. Glad I could bring you all together! ;)
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>>679485478
Oh, my ovaries!
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>>679484951
not sure if b8
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>>679485632
I was just here for your nudes! They look great but I wish there was more.
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>>679485613
>oh fuck, called out on my damage control, better accuse of damage control
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>>679484299
Fuck that! Learn to edge yourself, a good pussy is wasted if you're only in it for two minutes. Try edging to learn how to stave off cumming, and when you finally do, you'll explode.
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Take a pic with a sharpie in your ass I might consider giving you dick pic
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>>679485728
I'm seriously clueless.. I think he has a bigger penis then he knows. I just wanted another angle because a nice shiny dick is hot.

How the fuck was it wrong of me to let him know of his penis isn't as small as he thinks???
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>>679485814
Hahaha, give it or don't.
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>>679485414
See >>679474614
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