Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Now I've messed up
>>679365974
/b/ was never great
>>679366137
It has been decided!
Allison the albino kingsnake
Ruby Rose the Chilean Rose hair tarantula
Wyrm the bearded dragon
Sunshine the leopard gecko
Fran
Breasts.
Half asleep claw claim
claimed Claimed
sachi claim
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>>679365502
>kyphosis
That's what I have, due to a back injury.
>Maybe you should try exercises in correcting the curve of the spine.
I've been doing that, but I still have the pain.
And the situation wasn't quite as intense as I thought
>>679366552
heya yuuko!
This image is part of the reason I'm an atheist. (Inb4 neckbeard.)
>>679366423
What happened Anon?
>il duce claimed
>>679366381
really nigga
karen claimed
Claimed as always
What's your favorite holiday, anon?
>>679366626
/fit/
>>679366678
Any
>>679366457
I like it.
>>679366482
I wish...
You Newfags probably don't even know the meaning behind this gif.
>>679366678
All of them.
>>679365611
Theres another but its a group shot. Focus is on Rory though.
Rory claimed.
>>679366678
Doesn't exist
It's the day when I get left alone since I want some quality time with me
Shiki claimed
>>679366678
Probably easter
>>679366853
You spin me round, baby round?
>>679366319
Hai guise
Seriously, no one cares about ukulele? I played the shit out of banjo-tooie as a kid...
>>679366729
Oh you got me haha. I bet I just made your day.
>>679366674
I meant to reply to >>679366232
>>679366678
whichever one is the longest
>>679366640
youtu.be/oL8hvlYOrik
>>679366617
Hey Mugi.
>>679366796
Don't be silly.
>all dat drag
>>679366793
May their lives be long and full of prey!
>>679366678
Always liked Halloween, and watching shitty B horror movies
>>679366678
Dont have one. They mostly mean pain for me at work. If I had to pick, its New Years. Longest block of time off.
>>679366968
You did.
>>679367007
https://youtu.be/oL8hvlYOrik
>>679366933
Fucking newfags
>>679366926
>Easter
Christfag
Claimed you scrubs
>>679364980
You suuure~
>more hugs
>>679366963
Im getting one for Chanukah
>>679366678
same as this
>>679366911
>>679366796
Sorry...
>>679367046
Thanks, I'll make sure they are.
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>>679366588
>but I still have the pain.
Do you, uh.
Need a hug?
>>679367007
You don't think it's worth it?
>>679367395
>implying /b/ was great
>>679366678
The 17th of November.
>>679366588
I haven't even done that to be honest too much effort, and I'm already neck deep in work as it is.
>>679366729
I go on /mu/ a lot, if you go there you at all, you have probably seen me.
Well, I'm off to bed now.
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>>679367174
>Not being religious
Enjoy your degeneracy.
>>679367349
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Gonna go off to bed.
Bye everyone
Delicious.
Wen to take a walk tbe dogs and this toddler went up and hugged my legs. Kids are weird
>>679362032
',:)
>>679362052
Wait fuck. I read that as you saying good bye for now to thread
>>679362351
Nah don't say that
>>679367137
Just fuck my shit up
>>679366678
Pic
>>679367557
So are you just gonna post that here or what?
>>679367609
Bye anon.
>>679367609
Peace nig
>>679367633
What am I looking at here
>>679367331
Yay! Sadly I don't think MSOE will let me keep anything. Even something super chill and relaxed, like a rose hair or a cornsnake
>>679367395
/b/ has, and always will, be a cancerous shit hole. And that's how I like it
>>679367609
bye claw
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>>679367609
Good night
>>679367307
>literal hugrape
nuuuuuuuuu
>>679367466
What if I like you as you are?
Because I do that.
>>679367473
Goodnight you salty bitch.
So has anyone ever had an STD? What was it like? I think I have herpes.
>>679367609
Night homie.
>shinoabro
>>679367807
>Europe has, and always will, be a mudslime shit hole. And that's how I like it
>>679367638
I have a learning disablity, like I legit barely graduated highschool if it werent for this special ed tutoriting help thing I had and I was told by my regular english teacher college is on a whole different level
>>679367442
You realize he is the imposter, correct?
I bet he doesn't even know what ananas means.
>>679367609
Goodbye! Don't fall in!
>>679367804
>>679367633
I am sickened, yet curious
>>679367930
Fuck that, I'm in AMERICA! I prefer our niggers and white trash
>>679367982
Pineapple?
>>679367982
Why are foot fetish pics so high quality?
>>679367982
>>679367888
>>679366588
Stop.
>>679367930
Only the shitty parts of Europe (read: southern), a better comparison would be America and nigger infested.
>>679368157
>prefers niggers
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>679367875
That's sweet of you...
I'll try to reply to these...
Apologies if I suddenly stop replying...
It wouldn't be choice...
Still very busy, and will be for the next couple days...
<3
Are any of you Anons reading something?
>>679367609
Bye Claw
>>679367473
Bye Tats
>>679367807
MSOE?
>>679368157
On my last computer I had a woman turning into a spider. Can't find the site that had it anymore.
>>679368225
Fine I hope you sleep like shit.
>not checking my trips.
What the fuck, Tits?
Im bored as fuck
>>679368412
1984, what about you?
>>679368412
Not really, because I read it in a night. Watchmen collection. Might move on to other things.
>there are three different Tomoko posters ITT
Ugh
>>679368221
Because for a foot to be hot it needs to be pretty detailed and in good quality.
>>679368287
Random nigger acts of violence and drain on ressources is still preferable to the delibate subversion of values and uprising by Muslims.
>>679367971
Im not being rude im sorry ro hesr that man. I keep a mindset that it's like high school classes that you have to pay. Makes it easier and not as stressful
Anyone here remember The Legendary Lilypad?
>>679368567
>tfw 1984 is an instruction manual
>>679368626
Being rude? Na I was just saying why I havent gone to college yet
>>679368597
There's two other yunos and one other shinoa here but me and the other shinoa anon are cool with each other
>>679368494
Updoot
>>679368597
arent i friends with two of them?
you and one who's filenames are just a bunch of numbers
>>679368271
>Only the shitty parts of Europe (read: southern)
1. No
2. Sweden isn't southern
>>679368287
Better than Muslims. They're mostly just dumb as rocks and easily scared away. Muslims don't give a shit if they die
>>679368435
Milwaukee school of engineering. I'm transferring there next year to study Biomedical Engineering
>>679368445
Who fapps to this?
>>679368583
>watchmen
My fellow of dark skin tone
>>679368412
The Destroyermen series. Like GATE, but with a ww2 naval ship
>>679368616
>Muslims
>Niggers
>both equally retarded
>>679368306
Don't worry about it.
In fact if we or I are distracting you from something important then... I think it's better you focus on that instead of losing time here.
I can sleep without a pillow for a while...
But if you have the time I'll be on the lookout for your posts.
I don't mind to wait...
>>679368850
thanks for the gold
>>679368796
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>679367982
I just wanted to talk, but
I'm sorry if I fucked up, filenames got confusing for me and I don't think Ananas as a safe word anymore.
>I don't know what I'm doing.
I'll do whatever paperwork I've got left...
>>679368567
I am re reading the Da Vinci code.
>>679368583
Is the watchmen any good?
>>679368875
Sounds interesting.
>>679368616
>niggers
>sandniggers
How about neither?
Why not have white countries for white people?
Remember, diversity means too many white people.
>>679368597
What's the big deal Texas?
>>679368856
Friend :^)
I burst hard to a very out of character erotica of her recently.
>>679368810
Jesus. Everytime, that pic gets to me. Has that staring into the soul kind of feel
>>679368174
Right and wrong
>tfw on phone
>tfw running out of images because other Tomoko posters are using my images and recent images on /c/
I miss my desktop
>>679368872
I was thinking to the comment of them having always been around, spain and portugal has always swapped territory with them.
>>679368881
Muslims are smarter and more organized than niggers, and that's the problem. Niggers just commit petty crimes and kill each other while Muslims actively try to change and ruin the country they're in.
>>679369193
We have pretty few of both, and our nationalist "racist" party came in at the 2nd largest and is a part of the government.
>>679368412
Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes since some random Anon recommended it.
>>679369355
That's.. nice...
The ride never ends.
Japanese nazi schoolgirl. Best combo
>>679369428
I set up a google drive so I can post nearly my entire folder from my phone.
>>679368875
Pic related
>getting ready for work, just tidying room
>>679369148
Oh yea. The comics are far better than the movie, though the movie was diamonds.
>>679369193
I would say Australia is a country with none, but...
>them Asian uni students
>Rory-sama
>>679369428
>tfw sand in vagina
Google exists. Or get more off of /c
>>679368875
I do occasionally. Transformation porn is really hard to come by though. I usually fap to this one. https://youtu.be/gGEHHpJlTHY
>>679369148
I liked the da vinci code series. Did you read inferno? That was my favourite cause the villain was doing some genuine good.
>>679369428
wuh, what does it mean then?
>>679369532
>streaming
>taking pictures of your streams
>>679369148
Mainly revolves around the crew teaming up with Lemur people to fight against evil lizards. And one guy salvages the barrel to a broken anti-aircraft gun to make a .1 caliber flintlock rifle. It shoots fourth pound balls through multiple rhino-like creatures at a time.
He named it "Doom Whopper"
>>679369511
Where to now?
>>679369428
What's so bad about mobile?
>>679369626
What a graphic novel. If I could only read it for the first time again.
>>679368968
Until next time, not-so-scary Destroyer...
>>679369633
>not being the guy who fills the /c/ threads
>>679369729
I'll have to check that out when I got time.
>>679369508
She's not supposed to be a slut but I couldn't resist.
>>679368875
Oh, alright.
>sorry for late reply I'm drawing and trying not to pass out again
>>679369399
Its my soul she staring into
>>679369752
In short: it's clunky as hell
>>679369636
I ain't clicking that shit
>>679369626
The movie was better than I thought it would be. I actually really liked the opening montage
>>679368412
The general works of Machiavelli
>renge
>>679369113
Yeah I'm also pretty busy, sorry.
I think we could have still used it. For a while anyway. Now the public secret is somewhat exposed.
But I'll fight to be the only Tomoko you look for.
I think I'm done for tonight, goodnight friends
>>679369499
Everything is racist and nationalism is evil, haven't you heard?
Devito is best wifu
>>679369626
The movie was excellent in almost all respects.
Much bigger problem is V for Vendetta; the whole anon shit aside.
>>679369932
Stay safe..
>>679370126
Goodnight Karen.
Sleep well.
>>679370223
Agreed, but if you're into bestiality, then Doggy Devito is the best waifu.
>>679370049
It's really not that bad. It's on youtube, so what's the worst it could be...
>>679370192
We managed to be one of the most racist and most tolerant countries in the same EU survey back in 1998, it's pretty weird.
Am back, did I miss anything?
>>679369956
Great choice anon.
>>679369508
Any good?
>>679369532
Ayy another girls und panzer anon.
>>679369626
Seems intresting.
>>679369689
>Did you read inferno
I have.
>>679369729
That sounds amazing.
>>679370066
>Machiavelli
I don't believe that I have heard of that author.
>>679370126
Night Anon.
My autism has autism.
>>679369997
Shiiiieeeeet
>>679370042
I have no problems
>>679370126
Night dude
>>679370533
would being on iPhone have anything to do with it
>I doubt it
>>679370703
Yes
>>679369942
Be warned, it's like 12 books, and I'm half way through 5
>>679369986
Feel free to pass out, Im sure you're still tired after being so sick
>>679370439
Nope!
>>679370475
Sometimes you just have to make sure the dinosaur dies in one shot!
Hanako claimed. How are you guys doing?
>>679370475
Hm, well, it's a historical book.
Unless you like history and monarchy it's probably not very interesting.
>>679370472
Maybe.
I missed something.
But not anymore...
>>679370772
well rip
>i mean its not always shit
>just sometimes
>>679370818
How do you eat little ghost girls?
>>679370472
I hope she wouldn't be too bothered that I came to a slutty story about her.
>>679370983
Hmmm, with chocolate sauce?
>>679370796
But I fapped to it since 8th grade. It's special...
>>679370533
Fuck me I'm starving but I dont know if I should order pizza.. or tough it out til I grill for my family
>>679370475
16th century Italian political theorist. It's fascinating if you like that sort of thing, probably intensely boring if you don't.
>renge
>>679370983
>>679371122
I'd think you would have to salt them
>>679371226
Fine, it can't be that weird
>>679370884
What a coincidence, I was missing something too but now its ok. You look like you could use a massage tho.
>>679371096
Hmm... thats a weird question, she might get honored cuz you find her attracted and might also get pissed off because of a fictional slutty story of her.
But knowing Aqua she would probably not give a fuck.
>>679370049
Hardly what you'd call a family friendly superhero movie, but it was good. The whole thing followed the comics brilliantly, and the ending still made sense despite changing a key aspect.
Heading off to work now, expecting a busy day.
>>679371392
Wait, sorry. I looked at it since 8th grade. I didn't fap until my junior year in high school cut I was a christfag.
>>679370818
Good. You?
>>679370983
Shia le buff picture here
>>679371231
Got a big stomach? Cause order pizza, eat it like you'd eat the booty like grocery, then grill and sum moar
>>679371261
Keep all this book thing going. I'm liking it and need more to read for free time
>>679371457
I... that would be very nice..
>>679371618
Not exactly a family friendly comic book either
Have a nice day at work!
>>679371669
Oh, it's just sailor moon
>>679371724
Actually I do, yeah fuck it Im not going to survive 3 more hours
>>679371724
Read the Shadowmarch series. I just picked it up as a random book in the fantasy section, turned out to be good.
>>679372026
If you like fantasy I can highly recommend the Black Company series.
>>679370818
Good, you?
>>679370884
>history and monarchy
I already like it.
>>679371261
I don't really like Political books.
>Sorry for late reply, internet was kill
Why did nobody tell me Taihou is such a cutie?
>>679371457
oh, well... I might be fapping to it again tonight...
>>679372203
But I don't like series about the bad guys...
>>679372369
Assumed that it was self explanatory.
>>679366319
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679372292
It's a bit different from your standard political text, being really one of the first forays into political science as we know it. If nothing else, I'd look up a quick blurb about the man himself just as a reference.
>renge
>>679372369
I was around when Taihou was a regular here...
Lurking...
>>679372536
They really only work for the bad guys in the first book, and it's frequently pointed out that the rebels are just as bad.
>>679371887
I was thinking of massaging your feet but you deserve much more than that.
>lights candles
>reveals random massaging oil
Just lay down, I will start with your back and proceed down slowly.
>>679372432
Errm... thats great.
>>679372791
Will do it tomorrow.
Well time for me to head to bed, night Anons.
>when your alter egos scare away someone you care for
>>679373113
Good night
>>679373113
Fuck you
>>679373276
>When you're a huge emo faggot who only comes here to talk to a 45 year old man.
>>679373276
https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0
>>679373495
Kek. Search "crawling in my crawl"
>>679373495
I was expecting Enya
>>679372590
Well, I admit it is.
>>679372748
Your picture finally made the post somewhat funny.
>>679372804
Are you still in contact?
>>679373109
I feel like I have no choice but to submit.
- tsuzu
>>679373885
Me too. But this was much more fitting.
