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I shall obey thy trips
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>>679361009
Destroy yourself with it.
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>>679361009
in the pooper
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roll

put it away and don't hurt anyone faggot
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>>679361009
roll for idk man cut your dick or something
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make a sandwich
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Carve timestamp in your arm
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>>679361009
stab through your phone
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>>679361009
Make me the best dish you can think of. If I will not like it you cut yourself.
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Put it away
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>>679361009
cut your penis
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>>679361179
roll 4 this. in da pooper it goes
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>>679361009
try to cut of your eyelashes
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>>679361009
Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with it.
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Post a dick pick
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cut penis off
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cut your arm enough to make it poor with blood
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roll cut off your little toes
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Stab in the stomach
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>>679361009
deliver
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>>679361322
sadistic bastard
this
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>>679361460
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Swastika on arm
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put it in your neighbors mailbox
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>>679361219
You're fucking disgusting

>>679361179
This is what we should go for
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>>679361458
this. 555 incomming
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Rolling for swastica in forehead with time stamp
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Wash the knife, it looks filthy
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>>679361322
roll
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Run around neighborhood with a bunch of dora stickers on your nipples and throwing the knife at the cars
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>>679361460
Do it faggot
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use the knife to carve a smaller knife out of soap or wood.
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take a picture of it
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Set your mailbox on fire
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>>679361009
stab a police officer
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>>679361322
kek
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Put that shit away and rethink what the fuck you're doing
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Break the knife
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Put the knife point inside your pee pee hole
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>>679361415
OP didnt even get dubs you fucking scumbag

also if this is trips then OP try to cut your eyebrows off with it
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>>679361009
Jam in nutsack
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devil trip say it goes up your butt
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put it where the spoons go
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Sharpie in the pooper
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>>679361322
roll
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>>679361322
use your pinkie as ham
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clear your toe nails
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kill yourself
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Cut a swastika into your forehead
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>>679361514
roll
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>>679361460
Kill yourself, stab in the stomach
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Stab self in belly
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>>679361179
Roll
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>>679361322
all of this
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cut your balls
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>>679361009
Show us more of your cutlery set
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>>679361676
rull
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eat it
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>>679361009
Make a stop animation movie, starring knife
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cut some onions and take a deep whiff
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Stab a wall
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make a sandwich
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Cut the umbilical cord of a baby in the hospital with it.
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>>679361716
This
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stab your hand
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make grilled cheese and cut it in half
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>>679361650
Rerollin for pee pee hole
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>>679361322
Winrar
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>>679361716
roll
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Stab yourself in the stomach
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Find this faggot >>679361651 and stab him.
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take this knife in one hand and another knife in the other hand, and make an epic knife fight.
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>>679361322
this
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throw it at your tv
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>>679361777
You fuck
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Stab your couch
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>>679361777
CRAWLING
I
N

M
Y

S
K
I
N
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Play the knife game and post vid. Don't be a faggot
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>>679361777
WINRAR
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order a pizza and throw the knife away
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>>679361777
WIN!
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>>679361777
WINRAR
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>>679361777
Winrar
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PB&J bitch
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>>679361777
winrar
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>>679361777
fuckin ruined
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cut the webbing between your right hand fingers
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>>679361777
winrar
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Slice the stem of your cock
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>>679361322
a good one please
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>>679361777
check'd
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>>679361009
swallow it
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>>679361815
Do it faggot.
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>>679361777
NICE
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Heat the tip with a blowtorch (lighter if not available) until the tip is red hot and due to the triangle shape burn a triforce into your stomach
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>>679361777
WINRAR XD
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>>679361777
WIN KEK
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instead of w/ paper do knife
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Give your self a chelsea grin
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faggots
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>>679361777
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
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>>679361009
SHOW US THE SANDWICH
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Stick the sharp end into the end of penis
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>>679361777
Winrar
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cut off your dick
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>>679361777
MFW
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>>679361777
Kek
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>>679361777
WINRAR
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Throw it from a 10th window floor
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cut your wrists open pussy
666 btw
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>>679361777
Chekd
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look at it
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slice dick off
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Cut some bread
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>>679361808
Faggot
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PEE IN MY FUCKING BUTTHOLE
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>>679361777
faggot.
instead of doing something funny, you waste it on a fucking sandwich.
YOU DONT NEED A KNIFE TO MAKE A SANDWICH
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>>679361009
MAKE THE SANDWICH YOU DIRTY WHORE
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:D:D:D:D:D
XDXDXDXD
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>>679361009
OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT MAKE THE FUCKING SAMMICH
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Go to sleep
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Stab something living, minimum size is cat.
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>>679361009
No deliver huh? Smells pretty fagotty.
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>>679361835
>>679362166
autistic edgefags r mad
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>>679361179
Roll
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Cut your vegetables with it
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>>679362498
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Why do you faggots still roll even when someone already got trips?
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Shove it down your dickhole
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OP wont deliver the fucking pussy!!!!
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>>679361777 weener
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>>679362603
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>>679361009
Make a tuna sandwich you cunt
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Faggot OP not delivering
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>679363180
Rollerino
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Guys... maybe hes out of bread. Lets be patient.
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>>679361219
Roll
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>>679363180
Duck roll
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Try to juggle it with a running blender and a live cat.
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This is OP
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Just put the dishes away fag
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OP accidentally cut off his weewee causing him to collapse on the floor and bleed out
rip OP

1337-2016
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>>679363254
I doubt that, he atleast would've answered
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>>679363335
HE DELIVERS
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>>679361009
STUCK IT IN YOUR BROTHER/SISTER
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>>679363335
Good job OP
now eat it
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>>679363335
Noice mate
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>>679363335
OH JESUS I THREW UP FUCKING HELL HE ACTUALLY DELIVERED

THAT'S SOME NASTY SHIT YO
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>>679363335
You didn't make it yourself faggot
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>>679363335
shave with the knife
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>>679363536
Roll
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Now eat the knife
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>>679363335
Now sharpie in pooper
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>>679363335
LOL fucking newfag OP can't make a sandwich has to go buy one!
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Put the actual knife part in your urithra no stopping keep it going, even if it cuts your dick in half

Or

Cut little toe off and put it in your ass


If I get trips you must do one or your forever a faggot and should leave 4chan for good :)
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>>679363728
Rolling for this
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>>679363728
Re roll
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>>679363728
Jk rolling
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>>679363728
Rolling 4 this

someone should call the mods, if trips and he doesn't do it, he gets banned from 4chan
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Cut your tong open for about 2-3 cm
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>>679363728
Roll the mole
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Take a shit, slice poop thin and vertically. Put it on your bread together with ketchup. Eat.
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>>679363974
Good idea

Mods ban op if he don't deliver
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>>679363728
Another one
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>>679364101
Roll
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put the knife away, leave 4chan forever and live a happy and productive life with your wife
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>>679363728
Roll
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myfreecams com
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>>679364152
Roll 2
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cut a fingernail off
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Put it back and be a good person. I know its hard.
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>>679363728
They see me rolling
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>>679364161
roll
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>>679361179
roll
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>>679364124
Thx anon, we should call in some modfag.
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in the pooper, pointy end first
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>>679364216
http://www.kp.rs
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>>679364101
rell
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>>679363728
I shall get you the trips anon
Rolling
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Microwave it.
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>>679364101
Not a bad idea
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>>679361610
rollan
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>>679363728
OP needs to do this omg rolling
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>>679364161
roll
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>>679364328
the fuck?
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chop off your dick head
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>>679364466
Chek dem dubbdubz
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>>679361009
Cut your cock off
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>>679361009
cut off ur dick
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>>679363728
Reroll
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>>679364385
Rolling for this
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kill yourself with it
remember, sideways for attention, longways for results
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>>679361009
CUT ONIONS ON WEBCAM
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>>679363728
Please get trips on this kek roll
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WHERES THAT FUCKING SANDWICH OP
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>>679364660
roll
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put the blade up your ass
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>>679363728
Rollerino
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>>679361777
<time trips
<actual trips
<meme arrows

XDDDDDD LE MEME
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>>679364600
roll
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eat a banana dipped in hotsauce
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>>679364466
Does double dubs count?

If so, OP is either fucked or banned from 4chan
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>>679363728
Rr
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Roll for OP to stop being a faggot.
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do everything suggested by dubs above
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>>679361009
You worthless nigger.
Live and reproduce in the missionary position for the sole purpose of multiplying (while holding hands).
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>>679361009
Stab yourself in the neck
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>>679364825
rolling
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>>679363728
Rolling
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>>679364600
Roll
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pry all of your nails off, toes and fingers. record and post it
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>>679364887
offbyone kenobi
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>>679364887
So fucking close!!!
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>>679364887
Close, but you're a faggot so you don't deserve it
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stab yourself in the ass and post pics faggot
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>>679364713
see here anon >>679363335
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>>679364912
fucking hell no way, if I get trips, leave the internet forever
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>>679365000
FUCK
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post it on 4chen
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put it back in the drawer and go eat a banana
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>>679365000
winrar
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Put it back in the drawer and stop shitposting on /b/...
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>>679365000
Waste of trips fag
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>>679365000

Winrar!
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>>679365000
lawl
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cut longways
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Unicorn yourself with knife
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>>679365000
You are the faggot.You got trips
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>>679365000
WINRAR
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>>679365079
It's a reroll of his reroll technically
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>>679363728
Keep that shit rolling for trips
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>>679363335
OP, +1 for WAWA hoagie
Still a fag for not making it yourself
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Cut off your pinky!
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>>679365072
>stop shitposting
>/b/
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>>679365000
Winrar, ahahahaha, do it faggot

How can I summon mods?
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>>679363728
Rolling kek
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>>679365362
do what though
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>>679364912
roll
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>>679365439
definetly option 2
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>>679361009
slice apple
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>>679365165
Reeelll
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eat the knife
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>>679365165
Roll
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>>679361009
Under toenail and kick a wall
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>>679363728
rolling for toe removal
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1.) Grab a Camera and start recording.

2.) Grab a banana, peel it, put it on floor.

3.) Put handle part of knife in your anus

4.) Cut banana into 6 similar sizes (no hands), only skills, you can use a mirror.

5.) Post process/results pics here
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>>679365439
what?
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>>679365000
OP DELIVER FAGGOT
THIS FAGGOT GOT TRIPS
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>>679365000

rolled this

>>679363728
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>>679365165
Rol
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>>679365666
O shit
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>>679361009
Actually make a sandwich this time

>>679365666
>>679365700
he wasn't rolling for anything you illiterate retards
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>>679365666
trips again. double trips on the toe.
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>679365654
the trips don't state what he's supposed to do. What should he do??
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>>679361009
kill urself to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

film it
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>>679365700
Nice dubs
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>>679365651
>>679365651
roll
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>>679365666
Oh shit
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make a sandwich
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>>679365785
No u
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>>679365666
Lmao and I'm the original poster of what go do pmsl

Igot dat devil trips to
Op deliver what I said to do faggot
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First, cut 1 1/2 onions.
Now, after your taste, dice between a half and two paprika.
Slice two chili.
Squish two garlic toes.
Keep a pound of bovine hack, a can of corn, a pound of pealed tomatoes (including juice), a pound of kidney beans and salt+pepper ready.

Put some olive oil in a pot, maximum heat. Insert onions and shortly after the bovine hack. Stir, wait, repeat until hack is grey and ready.

Add tomatoes including the juice, add garlic.
Stir, wait, repeat for about 15 minutes.

Add paprika, corn, chili and kidney beans. Add salt+pepper after your taste.

Turn down heat to medium. Wait for half an hour, stir from time to time. Wait another half an hour.

Serve hot.
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go 2 bed
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>>679363728
This
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Show bellybutton then go to bed
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>>679361009
Make a salad.
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>>679365785
Don't matter I just got trips
And I was the original poster of it
So in a way I was rolling for it

So opnstill has to do it
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>>679365991
roll hard in the motherfucking paint
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>>679365805
Well he answered to a roll with random text. And devils trips deffo ment the >>679363728
This
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OP won't do it
he thinks he only had to obey first trips
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>>679365956
>mfw op takes forever to cut of his toe
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>>679361009
let's play a game
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Shove handle in pooper.
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>>679365165
Rool
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>>679365651
Roll
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>>679365666
Winrar
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cut eternal pain in your arm, deep enough to let the scars mark your sorry life for ever
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>>679365991
re-rolling chili con carne
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Cut a piece of paper.
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Make Roman
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>>679366797
reroll
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Cut me a /b/ on the palm of your hand.
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Shoe on head
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>>679367002
>>679366797
this or this you may choose
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>>679367111
winrar
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>>679367111
Do it
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do some nice, deep cuts in your wrist
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>>679365666
Satan you need to up your game!

Just in case, insert knife deep under finger nail
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slit the wrists
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>>679367243
i bow for your fagness
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>>679367222
Holy shit I got it 2x
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self vasectomy
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>>679367353
tyvm, i'll be here all century.
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Cut one of your nipples off
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