drunk guy fell asleep on the stairs of my apartment ayy lmao trips decide what i do
Lick his stincky a$$hole fagg
Push him down
piss on him
>>679345607
take him home since it is your dad
widac, ze zdjecie robione w polsce
Show vid of him being hit in head w/ a spoon
Find a random adress nearby, put a piece of paper on saying "Return to [random address]"
Dump a shit load of cold water on him.
>>679345903
this
op here some faggot woke him up cant do shite
Fuck him in the ass with your peen
Piss on him
Draw fancy moustaches on his face with permanent marker
>>679345784
rolling
>>679345607
take an enormous shit on his face
Kick him right in the face really hard and film it
>>679348946
Rawl
Drench his crotch with lighter fluid and set it on fire
Film it
piss in his mouth
take off his shoes, shit in them, put them back on his feet
Shit on his head
>>679349557
One more time
>>679345607
shit in his mouth and clingfilm it shut
Shoe on head
take some poop and smear it on his upper lip.
Thus turning him into "shitler"
> Shitler for president 2016
GET !
>>679349668
so close........
Give him $5.
Angrily yell at him asking if he has a coupon for tuscani pasta
suck his dick and when it gets hard, ride him you faggot
rape him
nice guy puts him 2 bed
Shit on him
suck his dick
>>679349911
get
Impregnate him
roll him over and pull his dick out
>>679350124
come on bro. lets do something funny
smear poop on his upper lip. stay around and film it when he wakes up. post on youtube.
>>679350417
put weener in mouth and take a selfie
call cops on him
Make him eat eggs
Piss on his shoes
Shave penis or the word 'FUCK' into hair.
dismember him
Do him a solid and wake him up dresses as a trap and tell him you still want to go to his apartment, you kinky faggot
Invite him inside and be a good host
Wake him up and tell him that a nuclear war has begun and that he must leave to his family asap
Tuck him into your bed and cuddle
roll him down the stairs
Get a Sharpie and draw a Hitler tache on him
>>679345607
wake him up and say: "sir, did you know that Jesus died for your sins?"
>>679350640
This is the only reasonable thing to do
If trips also send his dick to his parents via usps
>>679346622
checkd
push down stairs
draw on his face with a sharpie and take pictures. every day or two drop a printout of one of the pictures on the floor for people in the complex to find.
Wake him and ask if he wants to hear about the lord and the savior.
shit on head
>>679351035
roll
Suck his dick and give him your wallet.
>>679345607
maybe he's dead? Poke him with a stick or your dick, whatever's easier to get
>>679350989
ROLL
just take a picture of him and post it on 4chan and let those guys decide..
Piss on his face, video, share
soak the sheet in water throw it on him then push him down the stairs, record it ofcourse
Wrap in clingfilm.
>>679345903
>>679345903
rolling for the obvious answer
>>679345607
slap your dick on his face until he wakes up, then give him 5 bucks and thank him for his service
>>679350846
Rollerino
shit on him
post proof then faggot
>>679351076
top kek roll
>>679351213
Roll
>>679345607
get a better job and move out
put a mousetrap on his dick
>>679351247
Rolll
go to bed
>>679351213
reroll
Shave off eyebrows, make new ones using glue and your own pubes.
If he has facial hair, do that too. Fuck it, do it anyway.
fuck him
>>679351247
Reroll
>>679346037
Komunę można wyczuć na 313 km2..
>>679345607
rub your ass in his face until he wakes
good ole sharpie in pooper
>>679350780
Roll
>>679351247
rollando
Draw a face on his dick
>>679351440
roll
tell him it's the wrong building
>>679351168
Roll
>>679351437
shut up euronigger
>>679351506
Roll
>>679345607
scream in his ear "the floor is lava"
>>679351466
roll, post pics
>>679351554
Fuck
Also, piss on him with vid
take his pants off, shit in them, put them back on him
>>679351621
Roll
put ur peepee in his mouth tkae pic post 4chen
take a picture with your dick on his face. post it here and put a print out in his mailbox.
>>679351466
Rol
>>679351768
>le shitty grammar
Get off the chan faggot
>>679351770
Roll
>>679345607
teabag him
>>679345607
1. Piss in a jar
2. Cum in said jar
3. Mix them up
4. Pour on his head
5. Adopt him as your son.
>>679351768
dis
>>679351858
Roll with pic
Give him a tattoo
>>679351881
Roll
Put sour cream all over his hands and face. Piss on him.
>>679351554
>>679345607
hitler him
>>679351966
Roll
Hang a sign that says "I HATE NIGGERS" around his neck
murder him and time stamp it
>>679352027
ROLLL
take him into your apartment, put him on your sofa, make sure he's comfy with pillows and blankets, and watch over him till he wakes, than make 8 eggs and make him eat them all.
Jerk off above him, as soon as you cum scream leeroy jenkins, jump around him like an idiot
>>679345607
sit on his back and use him as slide down the stairs
>>679352027
/pol/
>>679351770
this please
Photo(s) of your cock near his face. Leave nearby.
>>679352136
kek roll
>>679345607
say hi
>>679352136
Roll
>>679345607
draw dicks on him.
ALL over him.
>>679352027
>>679352100
It's poland or some other post communistic country so there ain't any niggers around..
>>679345607
rape him
>>679352172
Actually, it's a die hard 2 reference, roll
>>679345607
slap him with a belt while singing the national anthem
>>679352136
Goal
>>679352027
ROLL
Cum in a glass
Force him to drink it
Fuck him the ass and record it.
Write "I'M A PEDO" on forehead with permanent marker.
clothespins all over his body until he wakes up
wake him up with a bj, upload pics to prove it
>>679352136
topkek
Good ol dirty sanchez!
>>679345607
Tie his shoelaces together
Give him a bj
>>679352136
dear moot rolling for this
>>679352136
Rolllorlololol
Thumbtack in the scrotum
Acquire womens underwear, cover in fake blood, put in his hand.
Sharpie a Hitler stash on him, put sign that says fuck the jews on him, shave his head
>>679346227
Reroll
Fuck him in the arse
>>679352136
DO IT OP
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Shit in his face! Pic for 4Chan.
>>679352136
roll
>>679352667
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST!!! off by one, roll
Take off bottom part of his clothes, smear some ketchup on his butthole then write something like janush was here on his stomach
>>679352136
rollin
leave him alone
>>679352136
roll
>>679352846
We mean IN his face. Cut it open, shit in it. Roll for it
>>679352136
trippin
Dirtz sanchez
Call and send him home
>>679352942
reroll
suck his dick
>>679352136
do the deed faggot
cut a pentagram in his wrists
>>679352910
This
>>679352136
rol
Put him on your couch, and wake him up tomorow with aspirin, coffee and a proper breakfast.
Jerk him off you gay boi
kick him in the head hard as fuck
>>679352136
roll
>>679352136
Juan more
>>679353081
into his dick instead
>>679351372
rolling
>>679353150
roll
Draw a giant vagina on back of jacket.
>>679353222
winrar
>>679353222
WINRAR
Light him on fire using gasoline
>>679353222
zoz
>>679353222
oh man
>>679352910
Nice
This, plus piss on his clothes
>>679352136
333 roll
>>679353222
Fucking finally, cut a pentagram into his dick OP
>>679353222
GO GO GO
cut her hair
>>679353222
>>679353222
Oh boy.
>>679353222
>OP will surely deliver
>>679353222
shit get, obviously not gonna happen
>>679352942
Fuck off dude
.
throw cold water on his face
>>679353222
Shit.
>>679353222
OP cutting someones dick
>winrar pls
>>679353222
Fuck, that will never work
Kill him. Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Post aftermath.
>>679353222
gj, so no chance of deliver now ;D
Don't think op is still here
>>679345607
Wake him up and tell him that [insert the thing you like] is > [than the thing he might like]
And then tell hem to fite u, and to check your dubs.
Walk away
>>679351076
lol roll
ANOTHER OP FAGS THE FUCK OUT EPISODE
OP please fucking deliver
>>679353865
Cutting pentagons takes time to perfect, especially on skin
>>679353865
holy shit, only about 5 mins went by, give OP some time
Is op gonna be a faggot? Cause it looks like op is gonna be a faggot.
>>679353952
>Pentagons
>>679353222
>>679353081
>>679345607
Don't be stupid though, wear a balaclava or something just to be safe
>>679354140
Shh, my phone is being gay
>>679354229
Did you let OP use your phone again?
shave eyebrows
>>679354399
God no, it's not being THAT gay
>>679354149
Dubs should decide what he wears.
>>679352136
Roll
The comment bellow me is the one
>>679354856
No im not faggot.
>>679354924
sure? look upper
>>679354997
No. you look downer.
Hurry up for fucks sake
Probably had to tie him up, don a hockey mask in case he wakes up. You know how it goes.
>>679355436
I think he has a syndrome where he can only look down
How long does it take to carve a pentagram into a penis? If not carving maybe draw one or something. Just stop being a faggot OP.
I got the trips, if you haven't started carving yet, just draw it on
>>679353222
Haha this will not happend Op will not delivar.
>>679356588
Yeah, we'd settle for Sharpie. Begrudgingly.
Ether way, just deliver.
>>679353222
WINAR
>>679353222
so this is how devil rules the world
