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/b/, what is your IQ?
Mine is 121.
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Mein is 16 cm i circumstance
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>>679342104
surpressed
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151.
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>>679342104
IQ means jack shit in terms of actual intelligence.
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152
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>>679342104
>>679342358

No it's not. You guys are a bunch of lying faggots.
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>>679342358
>>679342463
1 UP
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>>679342431
So what's yours, like 83?

135 masterrace reporting
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>>679342463
This goes for you too
>>679342463
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102
So what now... OP is Gaylord of fistus!
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103 :D
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189 cm
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168
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>>679342481
OP here, you're a massive faggot
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>>679342523
And how do you know it's 135, anon? That's right, you don't. You just made that up, or you think facebook iq tests are credible.

>inb4 hurr durr i did legitimate iq test
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>>679342104
Free, online mensa test said it's 125+, but I don't know how reliable is that.
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>>679342104
Wow the people on /b/ have really high IQ's and really big penises
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>>679342104
Why do you post a picture about standard deviation distribution?
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Mine is 122 i took the university of montreal online test

Do you have others test to share ?
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>>679342598
>>679342523
>>679342463
>>679342358
>>679342104

And yet you're all wasting your life on here.
Sounds pretty stupid.
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>>679342644
Hah. You're the one lying about your IQ but I'm the faggot? How do you even know your IQ is 121
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115, I'm a normie
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>Implying IQ is more important than applying yourself
You're not impressing anyone wasting your time on here
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>>679342431
<140-person detected.
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>>679342711
Do you know if that's accurate?
If so, how?
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>>679342728
I'm 135 guy. Home sick, skipping calculus and engineering. Not wasting my life.
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>>679342104
IQ only goes up to 140. I tested higher than that. Not that it really means a lot tbh.
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>>679342742
I did an EU approved IQ test
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>>679342104
Stop lying faggots. This is entirely anonymous, no point to bragging. I got 108 afaik.
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>>679342828
I don't, that's why i'm asking for other universitys tests
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>>679342104
116, breddy retarded.
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Years ago i had 101.
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>>679342846
Trust me, if you're spending any time on 4chan, you're wasting your life.
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>>679342104
>not a credited testing service
>believes it

You're really stacking up the evidence your IQ is much lower than you claim OP
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IQ:161
Benchpress:140kg
Deadlift:220kg
Squat:180kg
height: 183cm

show me one Congolese forehead princess with similar stats....
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11 inches
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>>679342104
125
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I got a 137 on some colleges online test, what's a really reliable test?
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142 confirmed with a real timed test given in person along with an aptitude test... The guy giving the test asked me straight up why I was there. (Hurricane Ivan destroyed my high school and it felt like a internment camp with fences and barb wire everywhere so I dropped out. The test was administered at a finishing school where pregnant and disruptive kids go to get their diplomas before giving up and getting a GED.)
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i am 12 and my iq is 180 cm
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>>679342104
Someone give me a decent online test and I'll report back.
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>>679343080
>online test
>legitimate

Keep tryin sport.
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>>679342851
Which one?
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>>679342104
130 or so, according to some psychological testing they do for "gifted" fucks.
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198
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>>679342104
Professionally tested : 193
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>>679342728
I enjoy "mundane" tasks more
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>>679343306
u serious?
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>>679343306
Give me a proof for the goldbach conjecture.
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Took me a while, but I dug out my old Mensa membership card. 151 cumfirmed
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I had to do multiple IQ tests when I was doing some experimental therapy for my ADHD, I got between 139 and 145.

Therapy didn't work though but whatever, I chose am engineering career so I'm always doing different shit anyway
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>>679343398
Yes
>>679343399
Sure! How?
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>>679342104

147
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146 acording to a mensa test I took 4 years ago
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130 ish dont remember. I might be smart but cant remember details for shit.
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>>679343467
Anyway you can, just has to be rigorous.
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>>679343407
>Win 10
IQ reduced by 51 points
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>>679342104
162, usually observe 4chan and don't contribute.
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better discuss how to eradicate stupidity
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>>679343424
Hell... if I could get an adderall prescription and not get stressed out about going into debt with college then I would have an engineering degree as well.
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where can i test my iq?
from stupid test is 141
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>>679343729
elect trump, so stupidity will eradicate itself
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>>679342998
Kek. Guess I have to agree
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I is happy to see that there is more inteligence pople here on 4chan. My iq is 148- profesionally tested and stuff. Shieeeit it feels like home around you guys =)
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>>679343361
Really? Cause I'd be using that kind of intelligence to get money, girls, drugs, and power, not dick around with the faggots on here.
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>>679343745
I failed first year before I was diagnosed.
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>>679343168
>implying I'm on 4chan and willing to get off my ass for any reason
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>>679343921
IQ is pattern recognition and speed, not really intelligence. You can have a really high IQ and still be an idiot.
Work ethic is more important imo tbh.
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155

Test performed by a psychologist...not some online bullshit (which is highly inaccurate). This was quite a few years ago, and I've smoked a pile of weed since then, so may be a few points lower now.

Still fucking brilliant though...
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>>679342104
128 normie
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>>679342104
141 at the psychologist, but i got some concentration problems, so ya.. couldn't rlly focus on all the questions. I don't trust them tests anyways
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>>679342104
Bitch, please.
>178
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ITT: innumerable insecure lying faggots

Funny how even on an anonymous image board the average self-reported IQ is at least 20 points higher than the actual average.
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>>679342104

ITT: losers who think they are smart.
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>>679343921
I enjoy learning new skills, I pick stuff quickly. Plus I'm doing my dream job. You'd be surprised how many people actually dislike it.
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>>679344602
pretty much this
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>>679343407
why would one join mensa? just curious
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>>679342104
Here I am standing above you all at the top of the bell curve.
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>>679344852
I'm not a member but I have a friend who joined in order to go to their gatherings and meet other clever people.
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>>679344874
+1
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142
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was tested a while ago at 140.
solid B student because i'm lazy as shit
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>>679344602
>>679345599
/thread
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>>679342104
what scale?
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>>679342104
142
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>>679342358
what scale though
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147 reporting in.
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>>679346352
WHAT SCALE, BITCH?
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>>679346475
potatoes
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>>679344480
You're probably right. It's actually pretty rare to find people that know their real IQ. It only counts when you take the test run by an official tester. Those online tests are shit because they are nowhere near comprehensive enough. I took the test twice in school because of a learning disability I had. The real test involves a much broader array of problems to solve and takes hours to complete.
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>>679346552
>official tester
its called a psychologist
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>>679342104
I've taken a few online tests, I don't know their reliability but I average around 130-140
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My iq is 67
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>>679346763
online tests are shit, the real test takes hours and is performed by a trained psycologist
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>>679342104
120
It's the number sequences that get me, everything else is easy in comparison.
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122 actually, not shitting.
Had to do the entire test
Protocol to enroll on my uni.
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>>679346922
And even then you don't really get an exact number.
They say like "You're in the range 130-155 with 147 being the most likely."
Anyone claiming to be X number is talking shit or took some online test.
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>>679346922
I'm sure you're right.
Not like it really matters anyway, IQ is a joke really and doesn't account for much.
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/b/- genius central
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Just 127. I wish that will help me with my third language, however I am lazy as fuck
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From a series of tests (not faggot FB ones)
Average is 132.
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mine is 35
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ITT so many fucking people claim they have an IQ of 140 or higher, but if I gave them a math problem, they wouldn't be able to solve it.
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>>679346640
shut up, he has a learning disability
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>>679347410
IQ doesn't just pertain to maths...
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>>679345599
DUBS DUBS CHECKED
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Anything above 100 would never show up in /b/
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>>679342555
Top kek
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>>679346640
yes, and special education teachers can be official testers as well. my point is that the percentage of people that have taken the real test is actually quite low. Normally, if a person is intellectually average, there is no need to have them take the test so they wouldn't know their real IQ
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>>679342104
>average IQ is about 110
>every poster here has like 120 or higher
So how many of you are bullshitting?
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>>679347485
Not JUST to math, but it DOES pertain ALSO to math. You'd know that if you knew basic set theory and logic. And you'd understand it if you had an IQ of at least 120.
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ITT: People who clicked link to IQ test on Facebook and was positively surprised by the results
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>>679347410
Cool give it a shot, I hope is something you can not find in google
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I took a couple tests online and got 135~150, but I don't really trust them. I mean how accurate can unofficial tests be
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>>679346640
and yeah, fuck you. be nice to my because of my learning disability. I even road the short bus.
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Wow, not a single person under 100 on the stupidest board n 4chan.

>the stories and information posted here are [autistic] works of fiction and falsehood
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
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>>679343467
The fact that you dont know how means you're a moron
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So given that most of you are within the 99.9 percentile, what have you done with your lives?
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>>679347685
Average IQ is 100, you idiot. By definition. You aggregate all the intelligence scores in the world, or you guess them, you draw the average, and it should be 100. IQ scale is comparative.
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>>679347685
the average IQ in america is 80 thank you very much thats slightly higher than your average retard
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Over 9000.
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85
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>>679347685
Average iq is 100, dumbfuck
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>>679347685

Actually the average is 100 BY DEFINITION.
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>>679342104
Well my average IQ is 134 but for my language, Dutch, it is 142. Sounds weird I know but that's what it said on my paper
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>>679347765
>be nice to my because of my
apparently I'm still a little dyslexic as well..
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>>679347741
OK.
if a/b=c/d
then prove that
a^2016 + b^2016 +c^2016 + d^2016 cannot be a prime number.
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How is /b/ full of Mensa members? You niggers are jacking it to sh0ta and banana peels all day with 140iq+ ?? Haha i bet most of you stupid niggers could subtract 50 points from the posted iq and still be higher than your real iq
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>>679347765
>>679347441
git gud then, fag. Shouldve been aborted for eugenic reasons
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>>679347923
But it's not 100 though it is.
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>>679342104
58 because I have a big divider.
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>>679348175
Do you think people with high IQ's are all highly successful extroverts? Really??
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>>679348175
I know. You are correct.
My IQ is 140, and it's not so big as the other people here claim. They claim their IQ is 140+ or 150+. And, yet, they still stay here in this filth.
The only reason I stay here and not somewhere more clever is because I'm dirt poor and have nasty medical problems.

If you don't have personal problems, and you have an IQ of 140+, then you should be studying or doing far better things than this shit.
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>>679342104
102
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>>679348193
na, I think they would still want my genes since I'm also an athletic 6 foot tall college graduate with an IQ of 135,
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Underrated comment.
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Can one of you high IQ faggots here please explain to me how the delayed choice quantum eraser shit doesn't prove that everything is fucked up?
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>>679342104
126

And though I definitely feel more intelligent than people around me, I'm mostly an idiot.
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>>679348787
true
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>>679342104
im not sure, i have never been tested irl expect in internet surveys that might not be 100% accurate
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>>679342104
i scored 146 3 years ago but i've since fucked my brain up so its probably more like 100 my logical reasoning has gone out the window
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>>679342104
give me a realibe test
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>>679342104
No idea, but I guess somewhere between 85-95.
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>>679349058
>realibe
guessing around 80-90
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>>679348809
No because high intelligence does not mean knowledge.

It's a specific set of processing skills. It doesn't dictate what you'd be good at or what you can actually understand. And even if you do find someone with a high IQ , they'd still have to be a quantum phycisist to help you.

Best you'll get on /b/ is a Google researcher, who could also be totally deluded, also a common quality of high IQ
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I scored 138 as a teen and everyone said I was gifted and all that. Never did anything with it and now I'm a 38yr old depressed NEET
I did use a lot of drugs and drank a lot in my 20s though
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>>679349023
If you get your fucking shit back together, you can redeem a large part of that IQ. You can get back to 140.
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>>679342104
155
>>679342431
true.
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>>679342104
60
may as well commit suicide now
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Did MENSA test once a while back and scored 132. IQ is bullshit anyways. It's not an accurate measurement of one's intelligence
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>>679348514
>>679348175

you dont get why people with high IQ's like dry sense of humour? sarcasm, wit?

4chan is also the only place where thousands of people who dont know eachother bond over a post count number
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>>679343642
>Not observing the results of what you contribute

Hand in your smart card
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>>679348748
u dont know what was the test used to evaluate u, so u might still be shit
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>>679342104
i scored 105 ten years ago, i don't believe in tests obviously, tesla 500 and virgin
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Hey cleaver people, solve this
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>>679349167
wtf does "guessing around 80-90" mean? U dont know what reliability is
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Took a test when I was younger. An actual test not those "answer as fast as you can" tests like on fb.

121 reporting in
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>>679349685
the day you stop sucking dick
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>>679342104

hey look a thread for people who think they are smart but will ultimately be unsuccessful in life

neato
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>>679349288
do you have a job?
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>>679342104
the Mensa tests are legit, right? 129 reporting in
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>>679349337
i'm certainly trying, drugs where the main reason for this i quit everything i liked that took an ounce of brainpower and took a lot of drugs for about 3 years.

i've quit and have started playing chess, doing sudoku/crosswords, reading, back in uni etc. i still feel dim though, like my brain is a lot sloppier, i always get that 'tip of the tongue' thing with words where you know it but just cant get it.... all the fucking time gets annoying
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>>679348140
I am not used to work with prime numbers, since their application in reality is very limited, I was thinking the relation with Fermat's theorem. I need to learn more about prime numbers, before solving this. But I will
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>>679349514
>Did MENSA test once a while back and scored 132
and be autistic
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>>679349844
those differentiate average better. U r quite an idiot
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150. Mensa member but I prefer the company of you faggots. Guess I'm not very smart after all.
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>>679349959
150 by mensa isn alot
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>>679349806
no
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>>679349574
oh, I still have to official results form somewhere. I took the tests 20 years ago now, so no, I don't remember what particular IQ tests I took. Besides the test itself, I do remember that they pulled my out of normal classes for the entire day to take the test and it was administered by a specialist that they brought into the school. ....all that aside, yes, I still might be shit.
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>>679349685
>Be Albert
>Want to buy a gift for my friend's birthday since she's been talking about it
>Ask her what day it's on
>Gives me a list of ten different possible dates instead of telling me straight out

Fuck that cunt Cheryl. I was going to get her perfume but fuck her if she wants to play like that.
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>>679349685
May 19th
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>>679350250
pull it out the, there should be a name
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>>679350272
nice anwser bro!
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>>679342104
last 3 diggits is my iq
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I took a test 3 years ago and I was 141
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>>679350285
why?
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>>679350360
love to, but by the time I find it this thread will 404. and I'm also working, kinda.
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>>679342104
Oh look, according to this thread 120+ IQ's are actually very average. Who would've known?
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Interesting fact: In the US companies prefers to hire someone with a low or average IQ, because they don't quit so much compared to smarteople
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>>679350454
i'm as smart ass 454 pototas
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according to a psychologist, 144, but that thing doesn't mean anything, since IQ tests change almost every year.
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420
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>>679349685
So, Albert know the month.
And he knows for sure that Bernard doesn't know the birthday, so Albert knows B doesn't have a date that would also indicate the month.
This means the date is not 19 or 18. Otherwise, B could know.
And Albert knows this because the month is not one associated with 19 or 18.. Therefore, the month is not May or June. So, it's either July or August.

Then, B claims he now knows when the birthday is. So, this means he has date that can only match one month. And that date is 17.

And now Albert knows that too because, presumably, he's not a cretin.

The b-day is August 17th.
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>>679349685
>Be Bernard
>Trying to fuck this bitch but she's dogging on some other guy to make us both jealous
>Being sneaky about her birthday
>Turn around and fuck Albert in front of her and cum on his back and asshole
>Wipe my shit covered dick off on Cheryl's skirt and walk away

Got that bitch good
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>>679350272
i lol'd at the greentext
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>>679350272

srsly, fuck that bitch
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>>679350698
what test was used, u fuckin idiot
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>>679349685
july 16.
albert is told july. he doesn't know if it's the 14th or 16th but knows it's one of the two, meaning that he knows bernard doesn't know if it's may 16/july 16 or if its july 14/aug 14. after he says that, bernard knows it's july because had Albert been Told May, he would not have known that Bernard didn't know. boom.
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>>679350790
i was fucking 13, do you really think I have a clue?
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>>679349906
I know, I kinda have the same problem. You needs tons of vacations and shit like that. You need to start from the beginning, with cartoons and shit.
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>>679349932
Then you can go fuck yourself. I was actually embarrassed, because this problem is rather simple. And I don't even believe you tried. If you try (and if you have high IQ), then you should solve it fast. If you don't, you're either lazy and arrogant, or you don't have a high IQ.
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>>679342431
Can confirm. I'm part schizophrenic and hyper active and vividly disorganized. Without a plethora of support, I would be still living at home (I did until age 24) single acting like the bitchy little Trans aspie kid. IQ tested age 17 for IEP state aid matched test at age 9 (adhd) 135 - 145.

I cannot navigate direction, do math, or spell without spell checker whatsoever. It's like telling someone with no musical talent to sing, or a kid with a stutter to just try harder to not stutter. My brain is a cluster fuck. Sure, I'm smart than all my peers, but that's only because I'm not successful or truly smart in more practical areas of this reality to work with better coworkers, friends, living mates, etc.

I've been through the smug teen phase, the self defeating twenties, and now like most 30 I just resign to not care because "you're smart you'll figure it out" is generally only okay for average people.
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>>679342104
most recently, i tested 144 on one test and 156 on another.
>inb4 lying faggot
iq tests are easy as fuck and iq is a poor measure of intelligence.
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>>679350886
u might, that other fag has a report card
there r different iq tests with different scales an different focuses on the axis.
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I hope everyone in this thread is being satirical ,otherwise..

If everyone here has 120+ then 120+ should be the new average.

Even if intelligence could be accurately measured it's not bragging right,it's genetics,not to mention you can still be a fucking moron and not use it well.


I thought tumblr was the nest of special snowflakes alike,go ahead and tell me how you all have unique and quirky attributes
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cuántos idiomas hablan los genios?
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>>679350921
>start from beginning
>climb back into mothers womb
>shes shopping
>dad will do
>try and climb into dads dick
>rip his japseye open
>blood everywhere
>ohfuck.jpg
>his dick is torn in half
>mom gets back
>get into her womb
>rip her pussy apart
>oh shit
>mom and dad lying on the floor
>blood everywhere
>call 911
>leave phone off hook
>leave forever
>ten years into the future
>in china
>see internet cafe
>i wonder what 4chan is getting up to
>logon
>write this post
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>>679349685
June 17th
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140 ish. Got mine taken in 3rd grade
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>>679342104
33
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>>679351454
iq tests r very good ways of measuring intelligence, high intelligence is a deviation, which makes fitting into society harder, the results r given in a range with error probability, there is variation caused by different conditions of the environment and u couldve learned. So learn2science, nigger
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136
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>>679351102
If you had high enough IQ you could induce that being unable to solve a certain math problem does not mean a person's IQ is below whatever number you personally have decided on. Also you're ugly and you smell like poo.
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>>679352010
iq tests pretty much just measure pattern recognition and common sense. i struggle with fucking algebra but i score high on iq tests.
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>>679350748
>maths-quizz_3266409b.jpg
your first step is right but your second is off. you're saying 17 is the only date that matches, but 15 and 16 also match if you're eliminating may and june
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>>679351556
yo habló todos los idiomas que quieras papá, tirame alguno y te lo tarareo todo lo que quiera fiera, nomas dame unas moneditas para el bondi y escucha todo el piripipi parapapa wachin
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>>679351508
well, let's assume everyone here is telling the truth about their IQs. If the average score 120, then the people in this thread have an average IQ of 120 compared to the rest of the world. However, if the people in this thread are the only people in the world, then a 120 IQ would become the new average for the entire population so the scoring system would have to be adjusted to to reflect make an old score of 120 into a new score of 100 in the updated system. IQ is just the measure of a persons intelligence compared to the average of the sample size.
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>>679351102
i looked at it but since im shit-all at any math, my high iq doesnt factor in.
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>>679351765
nope
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109.3
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>>679352223
I don't smell like poo, I smell mostly of balls, and sometimes like a corpse.
But math is a mixture of logic and computation: making correct decisions and making them fast.
And the math problems that don't involve lots of computation are easy to solve if you have high IQ.

The retards who want to demean IQ base their existence of stupid crap like musical talent or physical abilities or "emotional Intelligence" whatever that is.
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127 on the Stanford-Binet scale, which is about the 96th or 97th percentile.
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>>679351508
>If everyone here has 120+ then 120+ should be the new average.

Or maybe it's a combination of the fact that people with higher IQ would be more likely to go out and brag about it, and also that people who are intelligent have trouble getting along with people due to feelings of superiority, hence the euphoric fedoras, the fat self proclaimed brilliant atheists, autistic rainmen, and everything else inbetween.

I'm sure there are people lying but would bet more than you would think are telling the truth.
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>>679352536
crees en esta mierda de los test, sabio?
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145 when younger, now it's in the 120 range cuz decreased neuroplasticity.
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>>679342104
IwQ ny are 24, :). me n eed helpier helper ple e44 se _).
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>>679352710
emotional intelligence is basically iq for social and interpersonal development. i scored excellently (99th percentile) on my em-iq test given to me by my therapist. easy if you're an enfp, or any extrovert.
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>>679342104
135.

Mensa masterrace checking in.
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>>679352418
they measure logic, spacial awareness/manipulation, word fluency and emotion recognition. So again, u know shit
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>>679352710
>"emotional Intelligence" whatever that is.

The thing that causes every president to be elected, ever. You don't have to be smart if you seem smart. If you know to wear a suit and be confident you're getting a lot farther than Autistic Tommy there in the basement memorizing MMO percentage tables.
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el que se acuesta con más mujeres, el que junta más plata es inteligente; no los autistas. hablan mandarín?
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>>679352564
>>679352871
No one in this thread but a very few are being honest.Whoever goes out bragging about their iq is a fucking idiot.This is either proof that they don't have high iq or that iq means nothing.
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>>679342104
116
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>>679352515
Yeah, I know, I made a mistake. It's not A17, it's July 16.

Let me correct. We know the month is July or August.
Now, Bernard says he didn't know it at first, but knows now. This means his day is not 14. If it were 14, it could have been either August or July.
Now Albert says he know the exact date now. This means the month presented had only 2 dates, 14 and another. That month is July. It can't be August because Albert wouldn't be able to choose between A15 or A17!
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>>679351102
Take the time to provide a solution, instead of complaining. Lazy an arrogant may apply to your equation
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>>679352940
Did you take different tests for each time? How did you come to the conclusion that the plasticity in your brain was responsible for the sharp drop?
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86
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>>679352630
My bad
August 15th is correct
Gave it more thinking
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I was tested in high school after getting suspended for having alcohol on campus. They wanted to see if I qualified for placement in special ed, but I'm guessing my score of 142 kept me from meeting the requirements.
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>>679353289
also speed of operations
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>>679353360
>implying memorizing means you have a high IQ or makes you have a high IQ

That's exactly the point, jackass. The president isn't a nerdy rat because he doesn't need to be.

Besides, being in politics is not even that smart.

A better comparison is saying people with high IQ become corporate overlords. Which they do. So, I'm still right.
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>>679353717
If you're happy,your life is meaningful anon.Don't let numbers get you down in any way.
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80% of this thread reckon they have an IQ over 120

yeah, no. there was a thread a few weeks ago which had posters complete one of those fake online ones, most people were scoring around 130, meaning their actual IQ is around 105-110

most of /b/ are retarded, and no one cares about your fake IQs
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>>679353453
>that iq means nothing.

It couldn't possibly mean as much as we give it credit for, it certainly isn't a complete review of someone's abilities, but you can't say that without someone thinking you have a low score I bet.
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>>679353586
My math problem IS lazy and arrogant. And you're STILL not able to solve it.

Believing people here actually have an IQ of 140+ is a joke. At best, you people have an IQ of somewhere between 120 and 130.

And the ones who say "nice balls chimpo" probably have an IQ of 90.

So stop acting as geniuses when you're mediocre as fuck.

I have an IQ of only 140 and I'm probably in top 20% of people here. A well as top 2% of people around the world.
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How do I even measure my IQ legitimately without paying jack shit
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>>679353916
Hurr durr low iq brainlet

Yeah i get you,i believe it's much like genetic predisposition for athletic shit,if you are a lazy person it means nothing at all.
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>>679353872
>implying memorizing means you have a high IQ or makes you have a high IQ

I wasn't. I was saying he had a high IQ and he's wasting his time on video games instead of being useful to society.
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>>679353453
I would have to disagree with that. I find that it is a fairly accurate representation of a persons understanding and problem solving abilities. Also, I really do have an IQ of 135, but it rarely comes up in normal conversation. Still, if I'm asked, I'm happy to brag a bit about my score. And this thread asked, soooo....
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>>679354284
lmao don't kid yourself, your IQ is low 100s
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>>679342104
iirc i was like 132 or some shit like that. only did one test though
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>>679342104
IQ doesn't mean shit, especially when it's reported by some fucking random website. I've taken multiple online ones, some say mine is 160 others say it is 100. Any real intelligent person does not need some silly number to quantify their intelligence. Just take Stephen Hawking for example: They say his iq is 160 yet they treat him like the smartest man in the world! I mean I don't remember him reporting his iq score off of w/e test... people are just saying it's around their because the man is intelligent. There are many people with supposedly higher iqs than him, but have you ever heard of them? NO! Because they haven't done anything! This number means nothing OP.
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>>679354446
what do you do as a job? no hate, i'm just curious
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147
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>>679354536
Yes, my IQ is in the low 100s, as opposed to other people here who obviously have an IQ of 150, like they said.
Look, this guy >>679354736 says he's IQ is 147. That's clearly correct.
Whereas my IQ is in the low 100s.
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>>679354612
Business owner in computer graphics.
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>>679354284
>Go into a mensa meeting
>"If you can't solve this problem you don't have high IQ guys"
>Is mostly ignored, or people don't care to answer
>"See I told you guys you're not smart ha!"

You don't have high intelligence if this is your platform for deciding the IQ level of anonymous strangers.
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>>679342104
Mines 420 pleb
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>>679342104
Unlike the Dunning-Kruger morons posting in this thread who took an online test once and are now convinced they're Marilyn vos Savant, I was an actual child prodigy (I taught myself to read and write at the age of two from comic books) who had my IQ and aptitude subjected to multiple tests. My IQ was rated at four sigmas. If you know how real IQs work, you'll understand what that means; if you don't go back to watching Fox News and jerking off to Zootopia loli.
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>>679342104
141, although I was last tested at 16, been awhile
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>>679342104
133 most recently via the Stanford-Binet
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>>679354866
average annual salary?
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>>679354893
>people come here specifically to claim they have EXTRAORDINARILY HIGH IQ!
>SOME CLAIM THEIR IQ IS 150!
>I give them a quick test to make sure
>"Nah, bro, your math problem is too hard and boring."
>OK, then I don't believe your extraordinary claims
>"How dare you not believe us and give us your shit test?! HOW DARE YOU?!"
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>>679354941
read this in the voice of dennis from always sunny
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My IQ is 350. I have transcended this measly concept of ''intelligence''
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>>679353633
Yes and because it was easier to focus when I was young. Drugs and other nonsense caused my brain to clutter up with buttfuckery.
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>>679354941
And yet here you are getting called a faggot
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I'm not kidding, mine is 123 lel
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>>679353773
Fucking hell
June 16th
Holy shit, I'm stupid as fuck
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>>679354284
Ok ok, you should learn first how to read. Provide with an answer. Maybe I need to include "please", would that help? BTW my IQ is not 140 I did not claim that
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>>679355387
oH, MAN! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! OH MY DEAR LORD!
>And yet here you are getting called a faggot
OH, DEAR LORD JESUS! OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE! CALL 911! THE MOTHERFUCKER GOT OWNED! DEAR LORD!
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>>679342104
142 when i took the test in my native language (greek), 135 when i repeated the test in english about 8 months later
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>>679343614
looks like windows 8 to me
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>>679355277
>OK, then I don't believe your extraordinary claims

Nobody cares if you don't believe the claims, it's that your method for convincing yourself of that fact is silly and everyone but you can see that. You should splatter your high IQ brain all over your bedroom wall.
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>>679355761
an IQ test doesn't have a language you thick cunt
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142
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>>679344874
underrated post
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>>679355599
Look, bro, this isn't you fucking facebook feed. You want to have these kind of cancerous conversations, go talk to your aunt while facebook moderators make sure you're not a child molester.

It's not my duty to give free math lessons to people like you who should, in fact, be killed with a simple injection.
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>>679355668
>oH, MAN! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! OH MY DEAR LORD!
>And yet here you are getting called a faggot
>OH, DEAR LORD JESUS! OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE! CALL 911! THE MOTHERFUCKER GOT OWNED! DEAR LORD!

Less than one sentence and you're absolutely furious and making a fool out of yourself on an online forum. You're not as intelligent as you give yourself credit for.
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>>679354284
You actually fucking think people here have an average IQ of like 120? Laughable. Nobody in this thread has an IQ of 140. Everyone likes to think they're amazing.
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76 Master race
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>>679342104
122
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143 here.
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>>679356061
Dude, I'm not furious, and I'm not that guy. That arrogant punk got owned, but the guy who wrote "and here you are being called a faggot". And I find this EXTREMELY hlarious! That guy got owned, man. How are you not getting this?
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>>679355899
yes it does, whats the point taking a test in a language you dont understand, you will immediately be ranked as you, mensa have their test in almost 100 languages
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135
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>>679342104
131
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>>679355855
christ a prime number is only divisible by 1 and itself therefor if a/b a can not be a prime number unless b = 1
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>>679349685
It's either May 15th, May 16th, July 14th, July 16h, August 14th, or August 15th. Don't know what to do past there.
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>>679342104
Probably 0
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129
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>>679342104
i used to fuck a chick with a 153 IQ
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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>>679355855
You do care I don't believe your absurd shit, otherwise you wouldn't be writing me threats and novels.
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>>679356298
You're really bad at this. Don't get mad when people show intelligence doesn't put you above the rest when it comes down to person to person interaction.
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>>679342104
Something like ~90, I'm posting on /b/, so I'm over-average, I guess.
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127 on a binnet
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>>679349685
Just looked this up... It's some shit to do with the way the English is worded... that's not testing intelligence at all.
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>>679356775
>You do care I don't believe your absurd shit, otherwise you wouldn't be writing me threats and novels.

I haven't once posted my IQ in this thread you silly little smart idiot. Also yes I would, I argue online all the time. I don't have a life, that's why I'm good at it and beating you. Go live your smart life where being wrong doesn't matter, all that matters is that you're smart.
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>>679356958
What? Are you some kind of a troll? What the fuck is wrong with you. Dude, let me explain, maybe you get the joke

1.The first guy said "Hurr-durr, I'm smarter than all of you here! You are worms to me!"
2.And the second said "Here you are being called a faggot"

When I started laughing, I almost spit my lemonade on the screen?
How are you not getting this?
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>>679356024
Lol I wrote the wrong URL my bad, that's cool. I hope you have the solution before you rage quit 4chan. And "please" read again solutions is not math lessons.
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>>679356492
I haven't even looked at the problem in question, settle down. I'm chiming in on the argument somebody else started.
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>>679357254
This is getting weird so if you're a normal guy I apologize and if you're the same guy then holy shit this is the least effective turn around I've ever seen
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>>679357418
U fookin wot m8?
I don't give 2 weak, watery shits about whether you have looked at the problem or not; that sir is none of my concern.
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>>679349685
I believe it to be July 16th.
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>>679357317
> And "please" read again solutions is not math lessons.
Yes, it is. You know extremely little math if you can't solve that problem.
I would look like a fool trying to explain it to you. I would have to teach you basic shot like how to add fractions.
And the fact that I don't want to explain something simple like adding fractions to you means that I can't add fractions myself, amirite? Don't you realize you're literally and imbecile?

>>679357649
I'm no the same guy. I'm the guy who said I have an IQ of 140 and posted the math problem. And ti is weird because 4chan anonymity confuses you.
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>>679357741
You replied to me with how to solve it

So I told you I didn't look at it

So I don't give a shit that you don't give a shit
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>>679342104
70 here and aware of it :'( life sucks
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>>679342104
150 and autistic (Asperger's)
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>>679358077
and im 14

also dubs
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133
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213. Over 200 master race checking in
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>>679357899
You obviously give a shit, and you can't tell me you didn't look at the problem before you posted it. Besides i'm a barely functioning fucking retard arguing on the internet. My IQ is like 75 - 80. They rarely let me on the centers computer by myself. They don't know i'm here right now though. They will come looking eventually, but in no certain rush as i like to throw my fecal matter around.
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I did an actual test all the way back in middle school, because I wasn't caring about my grades and the school thought I was retarded, got 132~.forgot the exact
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>>679358170
B&
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>>679358170
MODS MODS MODS
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136. Makes me want to kill myself, ironically, cause it's only 4 points from "genius"
also source of rating: iqtest.com
Cause a lot of IQ testing sources are fucking BS
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>>679358494
>>679358405
It's not even bait

Im sincerely being honest
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>>679342104
no fucking idea, but probably around 500, because my mama allways tells me how smart I am!
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>>679358170
Getting banned on a thread already bumped beyond limit must be so fun...

Here, I'll give it a try myself! HEY MODS, I'M ONLY 1 MONTH AND DAYS OLD! I'M OBVIOUSLY UNDERAGE! PLEASE, BAN ME, SAVE ME, THERE ARE PEDOS HERE WHO WANT TO FUCK ME!
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>>679349685
july 16 easy faggot
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>>679358327
>You obviously give a shit

Wrong

>and you can't tell me you didn't look at the problem before you posted it.

I'm not the one who posted it
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>>679342431
>says the guy who got a 90
Unless what you mean to say is the accuracy of many IQ tests, but then you would have said that.
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>>679358694
nace mamee


my mummy sed my iq is higher than potato :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>679358773
Then why the fuck are you commenting on my answer you little fuckdungeon?
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>>679358673
What do you mean bait its against the rules moron

>oh wait
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>>679358718
mfw i spend from 6 am to 7:40 am and 3:20 pm to 11:00 pm, on my pc every day
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