ITT: we live together in a house
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ITT: we live together in a house
shitpost fag
>>679341863
Who clogged the shitter?
>>679342201
I clogged the shitter
>>679342286
You shit.
I had taco bell last night.
>>679342369
We have garden don't we?
Shit there.
>>679342369
If garden is problem you can shit in trash can
Also i'll be making dinner what do you want?
CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP TAKING MY FUCKING MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING MATCH OF COD YOU FAGGOTS
You guys want anything? I'm going to the store. Also tell anon to stop eating my goddamn taco's.
ATTENTION FAGS i'm going to make some fried chicken wanna help me?
hey guys do you like my new haircut?
>>679343069
Can you get me some dotiros and mountain dew anon? this faggots keep eating my shit.
>>679343252
Oh you talking about >>679342369?
He ate my goddamn taco's too.
Don't worry, I got ya covered.
>>679343245
Neat
can someone watch my milk? gotta go for 3 mins
>>679343240
Ok guys the chicken's done who want some?
>>679343245
You look like a fag
>>679343391
I FUCKING KNOW IT!!! THAT FAGGOT...
Thanks /bro, here, have some money.
Who drank the last of my chocolate milk?
>>679343709
Nothing is secure in this house.... nothing
>>679343751
Did you fucking put laxatives on the fucking chicken again?
>>679343840
i...i...i have no idea...
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!
>>679344062
Yep, there is problem?
>>679342477
>>679342910
You're cutting grass then.
I'm gonna go get lit.
>>679343709
Fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck
>>679342910
steak and lobster.
>>679343827
thanks senpai
>>679344369
You shit.
Get out.
>>679344369
>>679344269
We don'd have any grass on garden we burnt it all two weeks ago
>>679344556
Right away
Who filled the tevo with fetish porn...
>>679344770
Then who's lawn did I just shit in?
>>679344556
Stop smoking all the weed you fucking junkie
>>679344912
whoops
>>679344912
Mine.
>>679344953
Ahh its Tyrones our neighboor nigga
I am a serial pillow rapist. So please leave your doors unlocked. ;)
>>679344770
how did we do that?
>>679344912
If it is trap porn, then >>679344619 for sure
>>679345137
Well trips are trips
>>679345096
Go to Tyrone's he owes me money.
>>679344912
i guess me too, but "smelly feet ebony bbw" was a one time chance!
>>679345096
oh, fuck, THAT's what the stains were, i thought my ass was just leaking again
>>679345242
I'm just gonna play on my scooter
>>679344912
oh almost forgot.
Need to leave more porn there.
>>679341863
Who took my pocket pussy
my buddy tyrone comes over, please act normal for one evening
it was >>679344556 he was trying to cook meth again.
>>679345362
just gonna go vomit peacefully in the corner
>>679345409
Fucking nigger
who's car is parked on our front lawn?
WHERE R MY TANK KEYS?!
>>679345409
K guys lets act normal
>>679345409
Niggers arent alowed in this house and you know it.
>>679345409
>>679345409
Should I prelube my asshole?
>>679345369
Its my pocket pussy. Oh wait, you didn't mean the pedo maid.
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?
got some hot and steamy pron for my favorite roomies....mmm yeah....
>>679345562
We are going to get new cereal bowl what colour
>>679345671
IT WAS THE LAXATIVE CHICKEN I SWAER
Where is this fucker >>679342286 fix that shit hole right nao
>>679345725
the color of child abuse
>>679345542
>>679345725
Eh surprise me
Me and my friends are getting food
>>679345503
>>679345528
>>679345542
>>679345562
>>679345661
i fucking knew it
just prepare him a kfc bucket and he shouldnt mind
>>679345409
sup nigger
>>679345779
He's our fag. He's only good for raping and cooking.
>>679345671
Yeah this,....... y'know ....... do you renember our neighboor Jim....
Yo bro's, I got the stuff
>>679345096
don't touch my waifu, you fucker. I'll cut your dick off.
>>679345409
Where's my money, hoe?
>>679345822
I have it gonna get some cereal too which kind?
>>679346081
save it for me, i know how to fry 'em up real good
Ok faggots my lil sis is here, ill be on my room.
>>679346131
Child Abuse-O's are my fav
Okay who the keeps jizzing on my pillow in the middle of the night?
This has to stop!
>>679346081
Fight me then
>>679345955
WHO'S JIM? AND WHY DID HE TURN OUR TOILET INTO A NIGHTMARE?
>>679346196
*unsheathes dick*
>>679346250
>>679346196
Have some of this vodka
>>679346224
Are child abuse D's okay?
COME ON NOW, I TOLD YOU GUYS TO STOP PUTTING DEAD ANIMALS IN THE FRIDGE
>>679346405
Oh, is that the brand Michael Jackson founded? Yeah, those are good too.
>sets everything on fire
>>679346260
you betta stay back, nigga.
The next person who takes my sharpest and puts them up their ass is dead
>>679346081
Too late. You'll never get those stains out!!!
>>679346196
>>679346377
Hey, i brought the pills for... sleeping. Sleeping pills.
>>679346285
When you have dead body...,
>>679346435
It's ok, we get it, you're vegan. Now STFU
>>679346196
well hello hello there
>>679346522
you can't kill me dubs guy!
>>679346527
sharpest? u fockin wot
>>679346311
Back off nigger
>>679346377
Thanks /bro, here, have a dounut.
>>679346648
I meant sharpies
>>679346527
>>679346648
sharpie maybe?
>>679346582
>>679346196
Oh my yes..
>>679342286
You ass!
if you can make me do my orgasm face, you get a free hug and a box of shrimp flavored Top Ramen
I just moved out from mommies. How can I earn som gbp around here?
>>679346674
Thanks sis now can you just close your eyes and suck my dick
>>679346522
Is this faggot on shrooms again...
>>679347013
Maybe
I SWEAR TO GOD GUYS, WHOEVER IS DOING THIS NEEDS TO STOP
>>679347088
YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME
>>679347088
You fucking heartless monster
>>679346674
Ey she's hot.
Gonna go give her a tour of our rooms...
Whose ice cream is this? I hope you don't mind I had some.
>>679346957
Cant you see we are bussy faggot? no dounuts for you.
Sup guys what are you watching?
>>679347175
I swear to god anon, if you dont stop, I'm telling the cops about that little girl in your closet
>>679347247
IT WASN'T ME
>>679347363
right now, anon's little sister
>>679347333
Your not getting any of my weed
>>679347454
The hot one?
close your fucking bedroom door when you're masturbating you fucking fags
>>679347402
SHIT DUDE, don't do that. Alright, alright, I'll do anything you want!
>>679347402
Don't ruin it for the resr of us
>>679347527
The shinobu one. Wanna take a seat?
*burps while shitting a continuous stream of diarrhea across the room* {struggling to speak through rolls of fat} ccnn smmbdy gtt me a brrto
>>679347597
Sure anon
>>679347537
I always keep the door open and the porn blasting
>>679347679
got you fam.
>>679346582
that toilet still working?
Ich lasse meine Schwester kurz hier ihr scheiß englischen schwuchteln
>>679347555
FIX THE TOLIET PAPER THEN, NIGGER
>>679347559
Don't think I wont
Hey guys, check out this passed out girl I found on the street!
>>679347454
Can you shut the fuck up we are trying to fuck here.
>>679347333
Nice trips. Wanna take a seat with us?
>>679347903
thanks...uhhhhh...what dyu mn by wurkign
>>679345096
Why does this turn me on????
>>679347967
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>679347967
>>679347943
stfu guys i'm trying to jerk it to zootopia
>>679347967
I know
>>679348268
can i join you?
>>679347967
At least lend me her mouth. I wash.
>>679348391
why not m8 the more the merrier
>>679348141
>>679348153
>>679348268
>>679348405
Good job faggots shes gone
>>679341863
orgoasm
>>679347967
moar
>>679348462
yaaaaay i did good!
>>679348462
She won't go far, since she took my "sleeping" pills
>>679348268
>>679348428
Who let this fucking furries in again?
>>679348575
Get out, Cosby.
>>679348462
You were doing it in my room.
Anyways, this hot chic's comin' over.
We need it to be civil until I slip the safe word.
Im going to order some pizzas. What do you want on them?
>>679348405 will pay for all of them
>>679348627
But...they shared their milkshake sticks with me...
>>679341863
Why is there a tied up unconscious girl with lemon juice in her eyes and cum in her ears in the basement?
>>679348793
I want my dad's approval and a bucket of cummies
>>679348793
You shit.
>TFW engine making 80k
>>679348793
I want pineapples, salmon, mushrooms, onions, and ham.
>>679348785
Is the safe word "all you guys have a turn now?"
>>679341863
The pool is on fire.... I don't even.
>>679348934
It was like that when we got here!
Trump signs everywhere in the yard. Screams coming from the sex dungeon. FBI pounding on the door. 14 to 50 year old men dressed as women playing Mario kart. Piss bottles stacked 10 feet high in the corner.
Feels good to be home
>>679348939
>no son.
>>679348793
Ice
>>679348793
All meat, baby
>>679349068
DAAAAAAAAAAAAD NOOOOOOOO
>>679348785
I've seen this chick get posted a lot. What's her name?
>>679348785
You dont even pay the rent faggot, also you keep eating my doritos fuck you
I just farted and it smells terrible.
>>679348987
No you ignorant shit its 'vaccum.'
Its always been that.
>>679349056
But what else would we do with the empty booze bottles???
Hey guys what's u-
>>679349211
*sigh* FIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE
I'll go start the vacuum
I'm going to light a fire
>>679349261
*covers zootopia r34* heeeey doggie wat's uup
>>679349039
>>679349056
You forgot to mention furries costumes and fleshlights
>>679349331
LEEEEEETS START A RIAAAAAT
ARIAT
>>679349261
No, get back in your hole
>>679349290
dont put your dick in it again im not fucking taking you to the hospital... AGAIN
>>679349191
>>679349185
Yeah well go after the meat downstairs.
That 7yr old ain't gonna fuck herself.
Wait...she kinda did already by selling herself..
Ah who cares.
I just bought some cats. What will their names be?
>>679349407
But mom...
>>679341863
someone farted. i'm pretty sure it was the poster under me.
>>679349467
bowels and guppy
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>679349407
ALWAYS TRYNA RUIN MY LIFE
>>679349384
You disgusting fag.
Get out of this house or I'll get Tyrone to fuck your viking ass up.
Guys don't go in the poll barn. Srsly.
>>679349467
Suck, My, and my favorite, Dick
....Or we could call one Mittens?
>>679349467
Vanilla and Chocola, ill keep them in my room please for secret reasons
>>679349644
Suck, My and Mittens, sounds cool to me.
>>679349711
Left the oven on have we?
>>679349467
oh no ones retarded, what should we do with it?
>>679349599
WELL THEN ITS YOUR FUCKING DICK DO WHEREVER YOU WANT, IM NOT TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL
>>679349807
Mittens My Dick
Anyone got any money I can borrow?
Also triforce
>>679342913
Please die. You've lived off my income for far too long, and refuse to get a job. Asshole.
>>679349885
THIS ONE IS MITTENS
god, i wish i actually lived with other /b/astards instead of living alone
>>679349681
fucking weeabos
>>679349889
GOOD I ALWAYS SECRETLY LIKED IT WHEN YOU TAKE ME THERE
>>679350017
i feel you, /b/ro.
>>679350017
I'll move in with you
>>679350017
would be awesome, but one would probally kill himself
CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO eeeEEEeeeAT?
>>679350017
The live action shitposting might get grating but it beats living alone
>>679350231
I already ordered pizza fag. It has pineapples, onions, burger and tomatoes.
>>679350231
Im going to shop wanna somwething?
>>679350184
well having aspergers, not a really good idea lol
on the other hand, a lot of people here have it too probably.
>>679349467
why are they on the ceiling?
Have any of you seen chef?
>>679350367
FUCK YOUR PIZZA
Please ask me first before using it!
>>679350394
Cuz it's from my tablet. Those are my cats. I recently moved.
>>679350392
Some doritos, but be careful the las time an anon whent to the shop he never came back
Guys some Poles are coming near our house wtf. What are We gonna Do?
>>679350506
May i?
>>679350506
Oops...
>>679350506
Ginger anon is back
>>679350393
I don't have anything but bad allergies
>>679350080
I hope anon-kun doesn't hate me for what i did
>>679350506
Uhhh...maybe you shoulda said something earlier....woops
>>679350548
So doritos lube, shitty cola and some flour
Hi guys can I crash here for tonight I heard theres tendies
>>679350776
don't forget cucumbers
HEY GUYZ I THINK I FOUND SOME PIZZA IN THE NERDS COMPUTER
>>679350506
>>679350794
there are always tendies here
>>679349910
Ok faggots i just got a call from my sister, who of you sick fucks stole her cats?
>>679350569
>>679350569
Join them of course
>>679350884
NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT
>>679350625
as long as you haven't touched the cats or my waifu, it's A ok
>>679349168
Son, Go to tour room and think about what you did wrong. Also, here's some porn to fix you.
>>679351296
Those are nuggies you fucking normie
>>679350834
I'm back i also bought some child slaves have fun with them anons
i'm meeting up with some friends, hope you guys don't mind!
Holy fuck it's crowded in this house
>>679351498
I just killed the slaves.
>>679351498
Child slaves you say, eh?
>>679351428
Just for that I'm flushing the rest of din-din.
>>679351634
It's been nice knowing you
>>679351637
Gotta invade Tyrones house do you want to join?
>>679351498
>>679351682
Shit, gotta hurry while they're still warm
>>679351866
Are we getting food on the way? If so, I'm in
>>679351637
>>679351866
what u sayin' fool?
>>679351737
Fuck you, no one understands me. I'll just have some eggs
>>679351976
I can't let you do that, Anon.
>The bodies are covered in gasoline and cremated.
>>679352122
Can i have the 2 ones in the bottom right?
>>679352023
K guys this is plan: Get some baseball bats and water invade house take over it make tyrone our slave rape his wife (if he have one) and star settling in his house
>>679352289
She's here.
Lets ease her in.
Hey guys i just got a new bunny, please dont eat it
>>679351682
you're so outdated ebola, get the fuck out
>>679352349
I'm sorry, but I had to. Thislngs just wouldn't be right if I let you go through with it. Here, I got you something to make up for it.
>>679351682
You shit, she costs 5 bucks.
>>679352337
That didn't answer my question anon
>>679352649
A gift, for me?
>>679352726
Yes it did.
Have a jackalope.
Howdy folks
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKWADS DIDN’T PAY YOUR PORTION OF THE RENT.
>>679352877
>Gives anon a brown and puce alicorn fluffy pony.
Transaction complete. Have a nice day.
>>679353187
IT WAS MEEEEE!
>>679353187
It was me anon
>>679353197
I don't want a fucking pony, give me weeb shit
>>679353187
...all of us?
>>679353187
Me sorry. Wait. NO IM NOT!
>>679353432
The Fluffy is worth money. Go sell it for some weeb shit.
>>679353464
What rent?
>>679353670
Oh I see, thanks anon
>>679353899
I'll buy that fluffy off of you for 200$ if it's female.
>>679354130
It's a deal if you get me a subway footlong aswell
>>679354130
Why is its sex important anon?
>>679354205
Only if we're eating in.
>>679354250
I have a friend with a male.
>>679354497
I see. Sounds lucrative. Carry on then
>>679354497
We can share the footlong if you want
who keeps shitting on the table
>>679354953
I think its the fluffy
>>679344245
no its cool make me a plateful
>>679344369
FUCKING KICK HIM OUT
>>679354953
Oh? Does someone have a fetish for that? If so, I vote that we kick 'em out.
guys i want to fap, what should be my material?
>lesbian dirty socks sniffing
>trap porn
>pokemon
>mature
>hentai incest
My gf is moving in. dont even look at her
>>679354953
would you stop bitching. Im trying to take a shit here
>>679355238
ON THE NICE CHINA?!?!
>>679355197
Pokémon as in the creatures or the girls? If the former, get the fuck out
>>679355197
hentai incest
>>679355004
keep that shit locked up where else am i supposed to eat my laxative fried chicken
>>679355292
YES. WHY DOES IT MATTER?
