Waifu claiming thread. >Smug claw fleet = 1 >Yume = 0
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug claw fleet = 1
>Yume = 0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki claimed
>>679339741
mandatory cc claim
>>679339741
Homura claimed Claim.
>>679339415
I was on scouts (inb4 hate) for few years, even went to a national camping event with 16k portuguese scouts + 100 from all around Europe). Building a shelter would be tiring but hopefully not hard.
>>679339844
Gotta think logically, who knows for how long you will be stranded there.
>claimed.
Sanya Claimed
akiko claim
got a new question for you guys: What is the best compliment you have ever received from someone outside of your family?
>>679338757
Yes, neither DMM or Kadokawa have said anything about sharing their IP for Kancolle not in Twitter, their webpages, nowhere, and they keep Kancolle closed because they understand that the general public won't like the idea of cute girls representing WWII vessels. There's this story about a Japanese sailor who survived WWII and was presented with his Kancolle version of the ship he served in, and he thought she was really cute and fitted the mood of the ship and the crew, try to imagine that with a USN vessel and a USN sailor... or maybe the RN...
If they wanted to open the game they would do it themselves, it's pretty much DMM & Kadokawa's most precious IP, and they take incredible care of it, and for now they have chosen to keep it closed to Japan, officially of course, registration is possible by using several methods, and they actually don't mind if someone from the outside managed their way in and play it, they only ban people who overload their servers by exploiting mechanics or try to cheat their game, reasonable.
As for Warship Girls, we actually recommend you to try it if you feel like it, it's fun on its on way, have some different mechanics and the art is good too, we did ourselves and have it in our phone to play on trips.
>>679338773
Thank you Hatsuzuki-chan, we wanted to hang around here for a bit.
>>679338879
Everything is, just very busy!
>>679339064
But of course!
>>679339176
Thank you very much!
Top Tier Ice Queen is mine.
Good day, fellow scum.
Tenryuu claimed
Claimed
Prinz Eugen claimed
Just thought i'd drop in to say hi.
Off to watch Nichijou
>>679339968
I think it would be fun, too.
>>679340247
We are glad to have you.
>heavy patting
Hatsuzuki claimed.
Syndra claimed
>>679340255
>>679340388
>>679340428
>>679340438
>>679340485
Hello anons, welcome to the thread
Question Of Thy Thread:
what songs do you listen to casually?
(you like them, you don't love them)
mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
Claiming Haruhi
Claiming wriggle
>>679340610
Probably classical music, although there isn't any that I listen to a lot.
>>679340247
Im feeling kinda ignorant but I dont really understand what they achieve by limiting their game to Japan. Its not the first Japanese browser game that does it.
>>679340610
Most metal and rock songs i know.
Ayy
>>679340610
Oh boy....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BP-0FnzeQ
https://youtu.be/DpumhuqtlL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQR0bXO_yI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i8VkVTemUw
>>679340229
>"I love your hair, anon~"
>f-for you
>>679340601
I feel welcomed. Thank you.
>>679340610
>mobile is too much of a pain to link.
High Score - Panda Eyes and Termite; I Burn - RWBY OST; Waters of Megalovania - BotanicSage are a few different favorites recently.
>>679340610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29F-G5VMqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPXJ7StJqwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs
Not too late this time.
Post a song that sounds great with headphones, an almost religious experience when you listen to it.
https://youtu.be/ER_nbf-fKRk
>>679341004
They mostly don't care, I think.
In some cases they.. sort of don't realize there is a market for it outside Japan.
>>679341004
We suppose more control of their player base and avoiding bad advertising, and probably about licenses too.
>i burn
re-claimed
good morning
>>679340610
Fug I should probably read the thread first
>absolutely embarrassing
>renge
>>679341004
Japan is very conservative with exporting their media and entertainment.
Hell even anime and manga have thousands of flaming hoops they have to leap through just to be sold in the west.
And this is all before translations and localization.
It's on the verge of selfish but the Japanese have always been an introverted society.
>>679340610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjivRcqz82Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmtx9slmodw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ooeaHyoiLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZfaSNoZ6L0
>>679341434
As stupid as it may sound, that question is always guaranteed to give you interesting answers.
For me it was
>"Wow anon, you have some nice abs!"
I don't even really have abs
>>679341591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPXzt03CtO8
Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwL6R-Z1e4
>>679341651
>>679341696
That makes sense... maybe they know how toxic some of the western gaming communities are and don't want any of that.
>>679341865
Which sucks, I still don't see them profiting from this and I expected that to be the ultimate goal of any company.
Got some stuff to do, see you later Anons.
>>679341865
kys weeb shit
>>679340229
I can't say.
>>679342099
See ya
>>679342099
Bye anon
hope you'll drop in again later
Staking my usual amy claim. Also, good afternoon all.
>>679340610
>casually
I'm devoted. No casual listening here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF85zCRe9ao
>>679340229
You'll become succesfull some day
>HA, showed her
>>679341822
Morning Re-chan!
>>679342146
>>679342192
Hey Ruri, Mikan.
Sorry, I'm still pretty distracted.
>>679341587
>Minecraft
>>679342319
I really should have swapped that out
>You'll become succesful some day
Ha, showed her.
>>679341704
That's Yang's theme yoU ST HUPIDD FUHUHCK
>>679341966
>abs
I wish, I can't even get fat because my metabolism is so low. My hair probably is my best feature to be honest... It's not even that special though, just long af.
>>679342099
Goodbye anon.
>>679340229
From my MTI, after graduating basic and being discharged, after saying goodbye to the flight, pulled me aside
>"Hey, I want you to know that this is some bullshit. I fought it. I talked to the IS, I talked to the commander. I wanted you to be in this Air Force."
>renge
Shiro claimed.
>>679339741
Hey Zoidberg!
What's happening with Yume and the fleet?
>>679340388
Ahoy, wie geht's?
>>679340610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyhWVDjgRUg
--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt6_65LDZ60
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DokBeZKKeKI
>>679342264
Hello Amy anon
>>679342454
Ofc, minecraft is the best game ever made.
>>679342319
kek
>>679342192
aww, can't remember or too private?
>>679342264
hello anon, welcome back
>>679340998
>>679341004
those are genre's not songs
try again
>>679341365
>5
oh boy indeed
>>679341434
you made me look for the songs, feel proud
>megalovania
anyone who has tried anything from toby fox loves it
>i burn
its ok
>high score
i dont like
>>679341587
>fnaf
no
>minecraft
NO
>nikki minaj
your trying to kill me
>>679341964
>faded
was no.1 in uk
for 2 weeks.
good choice
>off the leash
doing good so far
>we'll met again
i hate it
>attack on mexico
yes, its amazing
>max payne 3
haven't played yet
sounds good
>>679342272
your choice my friend
and your choice of song
is exquisite
Hey look I'm home early
>who wants a hug?
>>679342666
But you cant die
>>679342837
that doesnt mean you cant try
and fail
Minecraft ... best game ever? No way. To many classic gems for that to happen. It's a fun time sink. But not a masterpiece
>>679342820
love me
top nep
Totsuka claimed
>>679343022
>file name
>tumblr
your opinion no longer matters
even if i agree with it
>>679342820
Me please
>>679342666
>asks anons to post songs that they don't love
>rates them on said songs
Am I being b8ed?
>>679342893
Whats wrong with trying ?
>>679343022
What do you mean?
That old shit cant stand up to this masterpiece of a game.
>>679343022
Terraria is just so much better now.
>>679342436
Hey there, Tsuzu.
Hope you're doing alright, man.
>>679342820
Heyo Prinz
Glad to see you around, heh.
>I'd love a hug
>>679343184
its a qott
i rate everything in a qott
from favourite colour to things you dislike
you will get rated
>>679343184
The very definition of bait.
>>679342146
Well you come with me?
>>679343242
nothing
its just a waste of time
and it annoys me a bit
>>679343024
>warm hugs
Hello! How's your day been?
>>679343184
Of course~
>tight hugs
How're you doing renge?
>>679340610
https://youtu.be/vmYYwsI4JhA
https://youtu.be/9Mhkl44ggQU
>>679343294
Hi Ruri! Good to see you around too
>happy hugs
>>679342666
I will accept your pride, Satan. I didn't expect ANY good reception from those three. I actually figured your list would be the other way around. I'll try to being better beats next time.
As for Megalovania itself, my impression is that Undertale's OST is fucking great, but the game is trash. I tend to like music that's purely instrumental more often than not.
>>679343156
Nep it up.
>>679342666
There was more, i just tought to save some for later.
>also checking them satan trips
>>679343333
>Quads again
This is getting unfair.
>>679342640
>too private?
Indeed.
>>679341591
>an almost religious experience when you listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_TBENcax_g
>>679342525
>I can't even get fat because my metabolism is so low
We're in the same boat, i eat like a horse and still have below average weight.
>>679342666
Fine I will choose 1 from all the songs I listen casually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64liF2VuLxI
>nice trips
>>679343389
Well then everything is going by the plan
>>679343242
Some of the playstation 2 era shit is even more gem then minecraft.
Disgaea : hour of darkness isn't even that famous and it wrecks MC.
>>679343432
good, been coding and testing all day so it's nice being here stress-free with the rest of you guys
>>679343294
I'm good, just pretty distracted.
>>679342820
Only uncomfortably personal ones please.
>>679343590
It's not like being fat will do you any good.
I think I saw a fat Homura pic somewhere yesterday.
Didn't click that shit, nigga.
>>679343778
y this happen
>>679343315
Hm. I tend not to do that with my own but I can't fault you on your own practices. In response to the question,
https://youtu.be/dTAAsCNK7RA
https://youtu.be/LQZLPV6xcHI
https://youtu.be/cE9Uz_YMHnc
>>679343623
I played through Phantom Brave before I played through this and I have to say that I'm very disappointed in NIS. They could have done something a bit more out there and have a good game with great gameplay like Phantom Brave or La Pucelle Tactics, but instead they have the gall to create the most bland pathetic excuse for a game. I've played all the way through this game once just to make sure I wouldn't miss any of this awesome stuff that everyone talks about and I can't find it anywhere. Gameplay is bland you can sit and level up until you can destroy everything in your path with one punch. There is no challenge anywhere in it. Storyline is horrible, and the only memorable characters are the minor roled prinnies. Also to ANYONE and I mean ANYONE who thinks that this game is funny in the least bit. I WANT TO PUNCH YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET. This dialogue is not funny, and it never will be. I hardly even cracked a smile while playing this game.
>>679343540
The secret is to not care about gets.
>>679343333
I swear to god tomokanon is a god or something
>>679343778
I never said I wanted to be fat, and thank god I didn't see that pic.
>>679344057
Quads+ are worth caring, specially if you're going to post something else anyway.
>>679343432
>bass
but i dont like fish
>>679343434
megalovania was used in homestuck and in something else (cant remember)
the one in undertale is slightly different to the other two
i got a "eh" feeling from the whole of undertale
(yes i beat that shitty game)
still think it was a waste of time
>>679343483
u cheeky little rebel
i like you
>>679343590
i like this, eric (one of my employees) puts it on in the parlor pretty often
>>679343598
what plan?...
you better not be trying to destroy the world again.
>>679343971
>meh music
you have pleased me
well done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwm5uF4okc
>It's so bad, but pretty much sums the series up
>>679344057
>not care about gets
Cut off the memeing and check 'em, qt.
>>679343716
Sounds cool!
>stress free hugs
>>679343778
Hello Tsuzu!
>uncomfortably personal hugs
>>679344057
>tfw I don't get quads and I don't care
>lucky hugs
>>679344388
Nice.
>>679344388
I'm always trying to do that
>>679343998
Oh shit LA pucelle tactics. ..that hit me right in the nostalgia. Great game.
>>679340255
>>679340388
>>679340599
>>679340722
>>679341822
>>679341966
>>679342099
>>679342611
>>679342666
>>679343022
>>679343277
>>679343333
This thread is on fire
Checked
>>679344568
if you destroy the world
how will we get souls to eat in hell?
we need humans to survive so we can eat in the future.
destroy mars
>>679344634
oh, and there was a reason why i was Bait-kun
>>679344767
/waifu/ is always a get thread
>>679344057
I saw you on /fit/
>>679344767
eh, it happens alot
>secretly a get thread
>>679343333
>Quads of maximum plebism
Nice one!
>>679344819
Mars is boring.
I would rather destroy uranus
>>679344891
>/fit/
Dropped like a brick.
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>679342611
Naja, es könnte besser laufen. Aber hey, morgen ist faktisch Wochenende. Ich werde mich da voll auf das Leveln meiner Kanmusus konzentrieren...und eventül ein wenig Schiffe versenken spielen.
Was läuft bei dir so?
>>679344829
>>679344927
I'm relatively new but I have noticed there is something about them
>>679344338
Oh, I get it.
You also have trouble building mass?
I heard about this phenomenon.
>>679344544
>uncomfortable levels of enjoyment
s-stop that, uguu
>>679344819
Why would you destroy the best planet?
>>679345041
are we having a pun war?
as I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
>>679344891
Nope. This is my file name.
>>679345109
Like you didn't already drop me.
>>679345188
i wanna know if there's life on mars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
>>679345295
I made up for it, didn't I?
>>679344481
Hows Larry doing? (It was you who had that spider right?)
>>679344388
Its certainly enjoyable but it doesn't resonate entirely with me for some reason.
>>679345041
>>679345232
>mrw
>>679345183
I never tried that much to gain mass but its surprising how thin I always were considering how much i eat and that I used to do sports and stuff.
>>679344481
Just for you. Checking your trips that aren't trips.
>>679345041
L..lewd!
>>679344891
>/fit/
People actually browse that?
>>679345183
>these hugs never end
No I'm continuing
>>679345232
Everyone's heard that one before, Pathetic.
>have you ever heard about the wall pun?
>I'm still trying to get over it
>I'll PUNish you guys if you continue
>>679344388
Oh fuck that's right, I forgot about the Homestuck version (because I refuse to learn about what Homestuck is.) I only listened to the first 30 seconds because I really didn't like that version, can't remember why
>initiating Undertale playthrough rant
My experience consisted of me trying to play the game in what I figured most people would see as "the worst way", as opposed to the wrong way. I went through the whole thing with the stick and bandage, fled every enemy encountered, and murdered every boss. EXCEPT Mettaton, who ran out of time first. Then when the game let me go and it saved right in front of Asgore, I turned it off and claimed it was a "defeat".
Unironically, every single person in my Skype group who used tumblr wanted to rip my throat out. I proved that the game and community are both shit. God I fucking want to set myself on fire after that trip through memory lane.
>>679345127
yea. we prefer slow threads for this reason
and we dont like making threads
and we are being called cancer
and i feel we might be cancer
>>679345432
You've been teasing me a lot lately and flirting with others. Should I forgive you?
>>679345295
Nope. I save the images in these threads with their original filenames so I can impersonate waifuniggerfaggots and troll. That is the file name I got when I saved a Tomoko poster's image a while back. Maybe there are 2 Tomoko anons, but I definitely saw that filename here.
Chuunis are shit.
>>679345232
And now i cant think of any.
i guess you win.
>well this was disappointing
>>679345788
>>679345295
Thanks for the filenames tho ;)
>>679345854
>. That is the file name I got when I saved a Tomoko poster's image a while back.
Holy shit how new are you?
>>679345603
The whole board is cancer, anon
>>679345594
I played through once, pacifist only because I didn't feel like expending the effort to kill anything. I chuckled at a couple lines (namely the tsundereplane) and really enjoyed the OST but everything else about it was okay at best.
>renge
>>679345995
The claw is a...
Waifu claim = live and direct weeabo cringe thread
>>679345854
Probably the other Tomoko then. I'm not above saving images of my waifu that others have posted here. Especially if I don't already have it saved.
>>679345492
Hah. I suppose your appetite would be pretty intimidating if you did some heavy lifting...
>>679345573
>must... persevere...
I'll have... my revenge.. this isn't fair.
>>679346054
I'm not a waifunigger, so very new to waifuniggering
>>679346133
You are a lie
>>679345492
some songs are like that with some people
its like me and every pop song about love
>>679345573
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
>>679345594
yea. i did both genocide and pacifist
twice
i now know that it was a waste of time
>>679346061
it is now
though its a new type of cancer
mega giga cancer
its 5 times as balding
>>679346153
What? You wanted it, right?
>hugs intensify
![[Doki]_Onii-chan_Dakedo_Ai_Sae_Areba_Kankeinai_yo_ne_-_09_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[104F7EA5]_2_001_9372.png](https://i.imgur.com/ftpW5qP.png "[Doki]_Onii-chan_Dakedo_Ai_Sae_Areba_Kankeinai_yo_ne_-_09_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[104F7EA5]_2_001_9372.png")
>>679345603
Well /b/ is for all topics but having our own board would be fun i suppose
I don't actually believe these are THAT cancerous since there's always only one at a time and people don't seem to care too much
YLYL, trap and that christian fag threads are always there, sometimes two at a time
>>679346174
Don't confuse him for me now, Ruri.
His affection will be tainted.
>>679345788
>flirting with others
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>679346015
No use unless you have the sekrit codeword
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>679346144
I know. I just can't help myself. I'm so depressed and Tomoko is the only solace I have. I might kill myself if I lose her.
>>679345125
Klingt nach einer gelungenen Freizeitplanung. Ich werd einiges schaffen müssen, aber falls das Wetter so bleibt kann ich das entspannt auf der Terasse machen.
Fuck your japanimated shit wifes. If I'm going to fuck a 2D cartoon it's going to be Patti Mayonnaise
>>679346393
Stop pretending to be me, you huge faggot.
>>679346365
>24/7 circlejerk general with blogfagging and avatarfagging
>not cancerous
Yeah sure, keep up those delusions.
>>679346365
we occasionally make 2, it starts a war of popularity
its fun
>>679346579
you dont need to be here if you dont want to dumbass
>>679346338
I'm cringing so hard.
>just as hard as my dick when I banged your mom last night
>sorry <3
>>679346408
Hello Emi!
>warm hugs
>>679346537
>getting a full combo in pop'n
What a monster
>>679346579
Isn't it more cancerous to come into threads you hate and shit all over them?
>>679346782
lel
Until the next time~
>>679346782
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>>679346579
Do you understand what constitutes either of those things? Because I don't think you understand what constitutes those things.
>not having petra as your waifu
Ashamed of you all
>>679346153
I'd probably be able to eat a cereal box in 2 snacks instead of 3.
>>679346319
So are you, baito-kun.
>>679346338
Yea thats the beauty of art, everyone has their tastes and it should be respected. But if you challenge yourself enough with a taste that sounds weird or bad at first you will be surprised with the awesome things you find.
>>679346341
>kyaaa
I-I didn't quite say that
b-baka.
I only said which sort of hugs I like.
late thread sachi claim
>>679346724
>just as hard as my dick when I banged your mom last night
Diamond is the hardest mineral on earth.
Your mother gets me harder
>>679346886
MEMESEMES
SEMESEMES
MEMESEMES
SEMESEMES
MEMESEMES
>>679346733
No. /b/ has a built in immune system which means trolls attack cancer and try to kill it.
>>679346724
Hi Prinz, how you doing today?
>>679346719
>>679346733
Making you aware of your cancerous nature is enough of a reason. You don't ignore cancer. The funny thing is waifu threads used to be here for very long time but it was never as rampant and shit as the last few months.
>>679346410
Well, good news for ya, tomoko won't be getting a boyfriend anytime soon, and last I heard the manga is still going strong
>>679346579
Don't like, don't click
I don't go to cuck threads and those christian bait threads and bitch about them either
>>679346733
This.
>>679346909
You are 35% more a lie
>>679347018
Witch hasn't been very successful
>>679347018
>>679347051
this is cringe inducing
go take another virtual hangout hostage
I'll be scarce for the next few days
>>679346969
Your dick has many things in common with a carbon nanotubes.
Especially the nanotube part.
>>679346724
>jokes about the parent
i now want to insult you, not because of your immaturity or unoriginality but because we were doing puns, there's no fun to parental jokes. they're just annoying
>>679346406
I guess that was a bit of my imagination, but you got me all confused.
I honestly do not know if you like me, barely tolerate me, or don't care at all.
You pull in both directions and my head is going for a spin.
>>679346907
Does seeing Petra make your dick rock-solid?
Get it? Because Petra is derived from the Greek word "petros" meaning "stone, rock".
>>679343156
fukin fgt took neptune so I got Adult Neptune
snagged
>>679347110
90% of the statistics mentioned on 4chan are completely made up.
>>679347134
More power to you. But I hope to still use your p- errr see you around.
>>679347203
Καλό, μ'αρέσει.
>>679347119
Your punctuation, capitalization and spacing is even more cringe inducing.
