Waifu claiming thread.
>Claw is law
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki claimed
claimerino
I'll try to not pay attention.
Claiming one of the sexiest of the waifu
Lovely sexy korra
Best German CV Claimed
>>679310276
>drawing
Hymm sounds interesting, what you drawing?
>Kancolle girls ?
sachi claim
Sleepy Renge claimed
Today I will ask them
What bones have you broken?
Literally 30 minutes left. Haha been in a waifu thread for the last 2 hours of my shift you guys rock.
SO WHY IS IT THAT YOU LOVE YOUR WAIFU? Do tell do tell do tell
>>679311909
2 girls, 1 boat.
>>679311943
Thumb, wrist, tore off an enthesis in my foot, chipped orbit.
>>679311943
Right arm, right leg and 2 ribs.
Not one minute goes by without this kind of thread being alive. Literally.
Is this a fucking meme or something? Or are you the most depraved group of people on the planet?
>>679312291
Right, I also broke a rib once.
Inami claimed 5ever
Claimed
Quick claim, I will leave again soon.
>>679311632
Good morning love <3
>>679311943
>What bones have you broken?
I don't know exactly the bone names, but I had a really bad car accident in 2004 where my lungs got almost ripped in half and random bones in my right arm were broken.
>>679312164
>SO WHY IS IT THAT YOU LOVE YOUR WAIFU?
4chan character limit is not enough to explain why Homura is so perfect so I will keep it simple. I like time magic, I like guns, I like her design and she deserves tons of love and recognition. Homura is dedicated and the kind of girl that doesn't mind going through a traumatic experience hundreds of times just to help someone she loves.
>>679312462
no and no
>>679311943
only two in my left hand
>>679312601
>good morning hug
Do you still have the time for a more involving good morning hug?
Then again time shouldn't really be the issue.
>miscellaneous hugging
>>679312601
Dude awesome good answer without any dumb sarcasm or shitty attitude. I love it! I love my waifu for similar reasons. Strong headed independent brave. Yet sensitive submissive and very sweet. Love her hot headed attitude and her tough guy act. Incredibly complex character for an animated show. And she's just about the sexiest character ever put to paper
Despite her extremely f*cked up father making her scared of boys, she gets really shy around Takanashi-Kun. Beats the sh*t out of him, but eventually overcomes her violent nature and hooks up and omg best ginger ever.
Claimed
>>679312965
>tight hug
Not as involving as I would like it to be, but sure.
>more involving hug
I woke up early as fk today (at least to what i am used to) and /waifu/ felt super lonely without you.
>circlejerk hug
>>679313475
I'm sorry. I guess our timing was bad for once, you got up earlier and I got up later.
We can catch up a little if you want...
I will be leaving now, not trying to make you jealous but I might.
>>679313073
>Strong headed independent brave. Yet sensitive submissive and very sweet. Love her hot headed attitude and her tough guy act. Incredibly complex character for an animated show.
Thats a great why to describe both characters, but Homu isn't really hot headed, she is actually rather cold and emotionless on the outside even tho she is so dedicated to who she likes.
Indeed, she is an incredibly complex character for a 12 episode magical girl anime.
>>679313782
>We can catch up a little if you want...
Are you really asking that question, ofc I want! I dunno when will I be back but shouldn't be too late, either way at night it seems like we can always catch eachother.
>goodbye hug
Your thighs have ascended from 11/10 to 12/10 in that pic. If you see Yume show it to him, im sure he will like it.
Good morning guys!
>Hamakaze claimed
>>679312546
I haven't seen such shit taste since Shinobu fags posted here.
>>679314280
Nice tobacco, kid...
>>679314280
lol, I actually didn't get what's in the bag at first.
I can show you my jars later...
And I still have to ask. You will get delayed fixing your hair and such...
The picture is in my low res folder.. there's got to be a bigger version; but I didn't find it yet.
Take care and see you later. <3
>>679314356
Hello Hamakaze.
Is everybody busy on Telegram or why are these threads dead?
>>679314651
Hey Hatsuzuki
>>679315413
Whats telegram?
Oh shit, talk to you guys later. Gotta head to school right now.
Rumia claimed
Good morning anons
Ugh, kill me already
Syndra Claimed
>>679315413
Nothing is going on there at the moment .
>>679315614
Heyo! What's wrong?
>>679315768
Still sick.
Just popping in to say hello because im tired of sleeping the whole day.
>>679315413
Yeah, something seemed different recently.
>>679315510
Chat service people have been using.
Take care.
>>679315736
How boring.
>>679315991
Ah, well I hope you have a good rest and feel better soon
>>679316106
Ah, I see.
>>679315413
I'm still surprised that waifu threads have taken off as much as they have since my last 4chan hiatus.
It seems like there is a waifu thread almost 24/7 now.
>>679316259
Because they are 24/7
>>679316381
Indeed. The ride now really doesn't stop
>>679315413
It's just been a little slow during the day this week.
I'm at work now
>if you felt like killing me now would be a rad time to do that
What are all you anons up to this morning?
Also I'm glad everyone seems to like hugging as much as I do
>>679316563
I'm not really complaining unless we fall off the board.
I'm back
>>679316966
I've resolved not to sleep. Just passing time before I head off to work...
>>679317021
Which is a bump, so we will never fall off the board
>>679317068
wb
>>679316966
Making more tea and drinking my meds
>>679317242
Thank you!
>>679317254
I can't bear being sick, it's just awful..
>>679317242
It can happen quite suddenly.
I usually don't pay a lot of attention.
It would be bad considering I'm here all day.
>>679316966
Hugging is pretty lewd.
Almost hand holding tier.
>>679317068
>>679317522
Welcome back.
>>679317643
Thank you as well!
>>679316966
Hugging is nice all the time. I'm just happy that I could get some here since I never do in real life.
>>679317021
I think in my short time being here I've never seen a thread 404 before hitting the image limit.
You guys are sad.
>>679317976
yea
everybody on 4chan is
>>679317976
>>679318055
True
Tenryuu claimed
I'm free for today. Yay.
Lurking on 4chan and getting paid for it is still the best feel.
>>679317922
>>679317522
You keep getting dumbs.
404 before image limit is pretty disgraceful.
It's one reason I'm concerned about the speed, but clearly we are fine for the time being.
>>679317976
Only some.
>>679318055
Hey Chen.
>another dubs
Also
>>679316966
get thread?
Im gonna go back to dying now.
>>679318226
>dumbs
Where did that unfortunate M come from?
What I don't get is why we're discouraged from posting sexual content
>>679318226
/waifu/ is get city, I don't know why
>>679317922
I do but
>they're all from mom
>>679317254
You do seem to be quite fond of tea
What's your favorite kind?
>>679317242
How much longer?
>>679318282
I'll ask Yume to tend to you.
Maybe this will speed up your recovery...
>>679318377
It's lewd.
>checked
>>679318210
Hi Tenryuu
How'd you pull that off? I want to be paid to hang around and profess my love of Rumia
>>679318489
40 minutes, maybe less since I should grab coffee
>>679318282
Ok, hope you get over your sickness soon. Drink more tea.
>>679318210
Hey there TenTen. Aren't you lucky, if only it was a viable career choice.
>>679318226
All these dubs are coming out of nowhere
>>679318489
>I feel that ;_;
>>679318055
DUBS OF TRUTH, WELCOME TO 4CHAN YOU ARE NOT NORMIES ANYMORE
>>679318377
There are other threads for that.
>>679318489
Right now - Peppermint
>But that always changes
>>679318512
Never.
But if anyone else wants to do it, i have no problem with it.
ok now, bye
I usually just lurk, I'll post today.
Tsukiko claimed.
>>679318377
It doesn't really bug me, but I think posting lewds puts us off track. The thread starts to be about the pictures, and not about chatting
>>679318802
>But if anyone else wants to do it, i have no problem with it.
Dibs
>>679318904
Welcome to the thread
>>679318904
Hi anon, welcome to the thread
>your waifu will never smile at you
>>679317021
Yeah, as nice as these threads can be sometimes they just go by a little to fast for comfort.
>>679319043
She is so cute, I can take that. I rarely smile either, I like to think it matches.
>>679319029
And thanks for the welcome from both of you.
>>679318210
Hey TenTen, glad to hear.
Nothing better than getting paid for slacking off.
>>679318802
Nah.. I'm calling Yume right now.
You better get healthy again quickly.
>>679319240
I think we managed <20 minutes.
>>679319270
She is really cute. From a purely selfish perspective, I think she's cuter without expressions than with...
>>679319388
Yeah, its a pretty bad thought but I like her expressionless face too.
But even when she was crying and blushing I found her cute as fuck...
I fucking left my headphones at home
>2000% mad
Dogs so my dogs kept on barking outside of my room til my ass got up. Love em.
>>679311943
My ischium a few times
>>679320029
What dogs do you have? I have a sprocker, he's great.
>>679319938
I know that feel.
Incidently I lost mine half a dozen times bit managed to find them again each time.
It's like some kind of miracle.
But if I forget them I'm fucked.
>>679319600
she got any smugs? ',:)
>>679319938
Oh fuck
>>679320335
My Dachshund. Love her
>>679320335
One ancient dachshund. I think I saw him awake once. Dogs are the best.
>>679320662
My chihuahua. Love him too
>>679320335
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee dachshund bro
>>679320662
>>679320683
Forgot name
>renge
>Also mine
>>679320662
Tsukiko has like one expression, no smugs sadly. If you ever find good fanart tell me!
>>679320683
>>679320994
Wow, cute dog
>I think I saw him awake once
Haha, yeah I wish my sprocker would sleep more!
>>679320923
Wait, thats 2 people with Dachshunds? Is this a secret weaboo thing that I haven't heard about?
>>679320994
>>679321339
Dachshund are epic and I'll tell ya if I do find one and welcome to the thread.
Wow thread is pretty quiet
>>679311632
>best tights in sights
What up?
>>679311909
>Jawohl Herr General
Hi Graf how are you doing?
>>679312949
LITTLE DEMON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-w2rw1HPHI
>>679314356
Hi never saw you so how are you doing?
>>679315614
As long as I am alive you can't die as you drain my energy
>>679318210
>Salzigste Person alive
Na wie gehts wie stehts?
>>679320029
Smug/10
>claiming yume
>>679321339
Dunno. I've had 3 dachshunds and I love them like crazy. Also one of my coworkers keeps doing the worst accents I've ever heard. I think this I've already died and this is hell.
>>679311370
>rules
So basically it should be in [a/
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>679321960
Ich bin immer salzig
>>679322025
Sounds annoying... What accent are they trying?
>>679322225
Tell me about it
>>679322248
All of them
Australian
English
Russian
Mr. T
I'm super jelly of all this dog talk
But I've got to go, earn my daily bread or whatever. Cya later anons!
>>679322225
>me when I try to peak German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pjn5E6yOKo
>>679322333
Wow. Good luck not blowing your brains out!
Where do you work if you can use 4chan while on the job?
>>679321960
Pic
>>679322333
Check cause I PITY DA FOO
>>679322339
Right peace dude
>>679322641
He's said that at least 30 times in the hour I've been here
>>679322519
Warehouse. It's miserable. I just want college to start back so I can do anything else. Also it's a slow day (like every day).
>>679322861
Oh
>shinoa bro
>>679321960
I don't want to have any of your energy in me, im already sick
>>679323022
...
>>679322130
>[a/
Still don't fit in there, do you?
>>679323022
but you still drain it from me so...
yeah when I die you die and you can't die until I die
>>679323120
yeah he is always like that
>>679323316
Well then, i hope you die as fast as you can
>>679323485
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>679321960
Heeey Yume-chan.
>What up?
Not you. You're upside down.
Been chatting with Taihou and I still have to work on my drawing...
so not very active.
Haruhi claimed
>>679323608
SAVAGE
A-A
V--V
A---A
G----G
E------E
>>679323485
jezz, calm down
>>679323800
Hello Haruhi anon
>>679323485
Sadly no
I can't get any diseases so I won't die from that
I am not sure about physical harm by guns or things like that but nothing else left a scar so far
maybe sunlight maybe but i never leave the basement so yeah
lets life happly eternal together
>>679323703
well... you are right... cheesy
what are you drawing?
I don't wanna get out of bed...
>>679323913
Hello
M E M E S
E E
M M
E E
S S
>>679324099
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
>>679323949
Not gonna happen.
Can someone take care of this bug?
>>679324099
MEMES
EMES
MES
ES
S
is the cc fraud here?
can i claim my love?
[insert questionable mandatory cc claim?]
>>679324321
i can give it a try
>>679324546
Yep, i think its free
Hello C.C.
Someone talk to me about something, anything
>wake me up inside
>>679324018
>>679324546
>>679323800
Morning everyone
>>679324099
MEMES
EMESM
MESME
ESMEM
SMEME
Mizore is one true waifu. all your waifus are shit!
>>679324674
hey kazuki (bait-kun)
imma head into the shower (got out of work early as i got in early)
plz could u claim for me in next bread?
i would owe you (this is a good thing)
>>679324848
almost night here
>>679324674
you can try
Hey, i found someone sadder than us:
http://waifu-sanctum.blogspot.de/
Or just a longer existing bad version of /waifu/, dunno how you see it
>>679325050
That's a nice Kiso costume you got there,
>>679324429
Wheres mugi when you need him?
>>679324546
Yo cc
Yuiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>679324848
Good Morning.
>>679325138
At School.
>>679324864
fight me
>>679325118
thanks
still havent found a tenryuu one
still looking
>>679325138
yo, how u doin?
>>679325050
I gotcha
>>679325060
Don't worry, this will only hurt a lot
>>679324429
Wheres mugi when you need him?
>>679324546
Yo cc
>>679325118
>Tulpa
>arrangement for 2d marriage
>>679325230
Haha fuck. Morning galko
>>679325273
Good you?
>>679325403
Wat at the two previous posts I've done already
>>679324848
4:38pm here. I should be cutting into my 30+ hours of studying/homework and instead I'm browsing 4chan and replaying pokemon.
... I will never succeed in life.
Oh well, anime and parents basement here I come.
>>679325355
thanks man
(wonder where the fraud went)
cya in about half an hour
>>679325403
>said yo twice
>true gansta
pretty good, gonna have a shower now
il Duce claimed.
>>679325355
>dubs confirm
oh yeah bring it on!
>>679325643
Hey Duce
>>679325658
Look, you cant even hit that thing.
Is this supposed to be this easy?
>>679325658
Oh shit, are we picking sides?
>>679325403
Yo
>if I stop posting for a while that means I passed out again
>>679325936
im taking Kazuki's side
>>679325932
Hi Kazuki Anon, how are you doing?
>>679325525
Yeah buuuah you know it
>>679325987
Lol ok dude
>>679325987
rip :(
Oh Moka
<3
>>679325936
I'm neutral for now
>>679325936
I am not sure
>>679326064
...
>>679326341
Ich... ugh
>>679325936
Neutral for now.
Join the claw!
>>679326484
Join the smug
>>679326586
Join the smug claw!
>>679325519
Hey man, gotta live that NEET life. Which pkmn?
>>679325050
I can't help you then
>>679325230
How are you, Galko? And what kind of sleep schedule do you keep?
>>679326663
I could work with that
>>679326586
>join the smug
>>679326168
Still alive
>>679326484
>>679326586
>>679326663
Join the Fleet.
>>679326896
uhh....
Join the Smug claw fleet!
>>679326064
>>679326393
Why can't it jut be like the good ol' days?
Syndra and Yume, hanging from a tree...
> K I S S I N G
>>679326341
Is anyone else here a fan of Quentin Tarantino? Your picture reminded me of Kill Bill.
>>679326402
Damn Geneva convention.
>>679327012
not gonna happen, this is a war now
>>679326888
>>679326896
>>679326896
>>679327004
Smug claw fleet. It's getting bigger and bigger
>>679327012
>Geneva Convention
But who said that one needs to abide it?
>il duce.
>>679326770
Platinum, I feel so guilty when I see that non-existent history essay...
Then I stop thinking for another half an hour.
