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Who wins /b/?
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>>679269510
Hulk fucks everyone up.
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>>679269729
Like atomizes everyone.
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This was already answered. DC. Flash kills marvel. He can go 20 speed man.
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>>679269510
If it's just the room, DC. If it's all the heroes together, Marvel, because they outnumber them by as damn good amount. And all have unique as fuck abilities.
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>>679269510

Hulk/Thor defeats Superman/Wonder Woman
Batman has nothing to do agains IronMan
Rogue could kick Flash ass
Wolverine and Spiderman cannot do a shit against Green Lantern, Aquaman, the Mask and Ultratitties

Black Widow is bussy trying to turn Cap America hetero.
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>>679270600
Dubs don't lie. Speedforce m8
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Invisible man giving Hulk a BJ on the corner
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>>679271013
Flash would immobilize everyone before they even notice anything. Then he can kill at his leisure
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>>679270600
Bullshit Rogue gets her hands on supes or martian man-hunter games over.
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They get kicked out of the bar before this happens cause NO DRINKS ON THE FUCKING TABLE
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>>679269510
That pool table on the right is janked up
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>>679271013
>Batman has nothing to do agains IronMan
You clearly know nothing of Batman.
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Ok. Don't invite me.
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>>679271319
Flash can already kill superman if need be, so that wouldn't help much
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>>679271300

Flash can't touch Rogue, that simple
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>>679271706
Doesn't need to. Flash can steal speedforce via looking at you
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>>679271529
he already won dude
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>>679269510
supes, wonderwoman, flash, manhunter, and GL... they're gonna destroy the avengers, but it's apples to oranges. some of DC's uber multi powered heroes vs Marvels less OP heroes.
but really I think Cap would just offer them his table and buy a round of drinks on tony's tab.
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>>679271909
Source
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>>679269510
Whit Hulk, Marvel wins!!!
by the way Superman represent all Usa Faggotry
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>>679269510
In a fight. DC by far.
DC makes their hero with almost zero flaws. And the flaws they do have are trivial. Which is why Marvel is the better franchise.
The fact that the flash can destroy all of marvel on his own is just retarded. let alone all the other superheros.
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>>679271706
he could run past her and hit her with a pipe at Mach 9000
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>>679271706
Rogue only absorbs powers through skin to skin contact. I'm pretty sure someone moving at approximately the speed of light can avoid a little skin while beating the shit out of someone
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>>679271477

of course, almost forgot the anti ironman spray!!
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>>679269510
1v1? I think Flash could take them all. I don't see why he couldn't. If it's not him, then it's Supes. DC heroes are queer as fuck.
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>>679270600
Hulk Smash the floor and Flash fall very hard you fucking idiot!!!
Flash is a faggot like you retard!!!!
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>>679272105
professor X could take out all of them except maybe manhunter. Some powers they dont have proper defenses for
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>>679272046
If you mean usa faggotry is some illegal alien comes in and we are supposed to give it special treatment when all it does is ruin our cities,than yes
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>>679272118
This isn't even a necessary technicality. Her powers work by touch, so he merely does not have to touch her skin.

If we're being real though, her powers seem to function within the confines of relativity, and if the flash is moving fast enough, he could theoretically touch her at such a brief interval that her powers wouldn't be able to take hold? I don't know enough to say that with confidence, though.
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>>679271013
i agree whit you!!!
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>>679271816
>>679272118
>>679272142

>Rogue gets nude
>flash cant avoid touching tits/ass/pussy
>he turns as weak as sheldor
>COVADONGA!!!
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>>679271087
In this case dubs are a faggots!!
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>>679272153
Or you know...an emp.
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>>679272142
Plus, you know, gloves...
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>>679271451
Yes is true!!!!!
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>>679272409
Flash can attack him out of nowhere before his mind powers could even have an effect.
Run out of range then run in and smack the cripple down, one hit.
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>>679271529
He kick everybody for idiots!!!
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>>679272510

brofist.jpg
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>>679272457
really the sonic boom from him going past her would be violent enough to kill someone. they gloss over it in the comics like someone can go fast enough TO BREAK TIME and theres only a mild breeze
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>>679272436
He grown up in USA, idiot ignorant, he becomes a really faggot in USA like you!!!
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>>679272920
They don't gloss over it, they deus x it with speed force. It's a perfect scenario of all the upsides with none of the downsides.
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>>679270600
fucking idiot i have a 21 speed bike the flash isn't even fast
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>>679272696
Grodd's mind powers messed up the flash, its more down to who draws first.
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>>679272993
Kek. Don't really know much about the faggot do ya?
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>>679272540
True as fuck!!
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>>679272566
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>>679273109
I haven't read the comics, so I can't say definitively, but the mind control has to come first and without the flash's knowledge for it to work. His mind operates at the same speed he can move, so you need to get the fucking jump on this broken mother fucker.

And how would you even do that? This person can cover the entire globe and find your ass in a breath if he needs to. He can move faster than your brain can process.

I feel like arguing against those abilities is such a waste of time. He's broken.
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>>679273163
If you say, fag.
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Clearly the Villians.
Seriously, all of the hero's fighting ot out in one spot...easy pickings once the dust settles.
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>>679273399
I'm not saying he isn't broken, but other broken heroes can take him. mind control, magic, whatever as long as its a surprise.
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>>679272642
Tony's suit doesn't run on electricity or battery. The core in his chest is a whole different kind of energy. Emp won't do shit but ruin Batsies lil gadgets
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>>679269510
Rogue jumps on Superman's back, absorbs his power, kills everyone, and is immune to the kryptonite that everyone brought to take superman out.
Rogue wins.
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>>679273655
Yeah. For sure. It couldn't argue that if they got him by legitimate surprise that they would have a mind control, hallucination, advantage. AFAIK, no one in OP's pic has such an advantage, though, and gaining said advantage would be extremely unlikely.
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>>679273655
There is no surprising him in this situation
Look at his face in the picture. Hes already pissed.
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>>679269510
Goku
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>>679269510
I'm pretty sure Cap apologizes faster than Supes can say "don't worry about it."

Cause there's no way that either one of them is the start of a bar fight.
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>>679269510
What kind of animals put their drinks on a pool table? Disgusting.
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>>679269510
Worder woman tie green lantern and have a SM sex whit him Superman and Batman go back on the dumpters to have a gay sex and the others dc heroes have a lost battle.
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>>679274095
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>679274266
The heroes.
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>>679269510
Can you not see the fucking hulk on the left?
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>>679269510
super man dies in the end but comes back
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>>679273906
No but the computers he runs in that suit will certainly be bricked. I mean the fuckin suit still has circuitry running through the thing, an emp will fuckin fry that shit. So, emp the suit, no targeting, no hud system, motors in the suit jam up, a few explosive batarangs to the exposed core, suit rendered useless.
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>>679270600
Nice dubs, but speedforce doesn't work in the Marvel/DC universe
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>>679274612
And aquaman have a bestiality sex whit sea animals and flash have to masturbate watching to aquaman and get tired!!
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I think the owner of the bar that gets a tidy insurance check after the building is destroyed is the only winner here.
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>>679269510
Superman can do everything, basically immortal living among because of the sun. Bullshit superhero.
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>>679275162
Hfw they all politely take their disagreement outside so there is no collateral damage.
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>>679275220
hes weak to mind control and magic. MM, WW, strange, scarlet witch, fate could all take him out
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>>679275220
Learn to kriptonite
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The 1 million marines.
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>>679269510
In a billiards tournament, Marvel would win because they have Daredevil and Bullseye and Hawkeye

In a battle of the people in the room pictured, it'd be DC. Not because of Superman, but because of The Flash. Superman is strong as fuck, but Rogue, Thor, and Hulk could go up against him - and Thor could actually kill him pretty easily because he's fucking magic and so is Mjolnir.

Entire DC universe vs Marvel universe?
Marvel, mostly just by sheer numbers and the insanely strong villains they have.
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Whoever drew this never played pool in a bar... who the hell puts their drinks on a pool table during a game?

And even if they did spill a drink .. who the hell kills each other over a game of pool?

I don't know who would win but Aqua Man needs to slip out the side door....
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>>679275562
dont forget domino
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Superman could fly around the earth and make it spin backwards to go back in time and move his drink... problem solved.
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>>679275494
Fuck!!!
Is hard to accept, but, is true!!!
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The flash is literally the god of death now he could easily beat anyone in here and kill them the anti-monitor literally used the flash to kill darkseid
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>>679273832
Batman has a suit for dealing with people like Iron man, he made it for Superman
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>>679275812
Death is dating Deadpool

Marvel will win
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>>679269510
>Drinks on the table

Fucking hate when people do this.
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>>679276238
Also has a thing for the Punisher too.
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>>679269510
Batman. He has a deus ex machina contingency plan for everything; even the Marvel alternate universe. You could essentially call it a superpower.
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>>679275220
They are in a bar at night time, he can't power up more or heal injuries in the dark. That's how Doomsday kicked his sass.
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>>679276136
Iron man have a suit for this thanks to Hulk Idiot.
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>>679269510
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>>679276891
Everyone in that bar combined couldn't drain his stored power before dawn.
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>>679276953
Batman would easily defeat iron man no doubt he is just too good a tactician to lose to another normal human
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>>679273079
Oh anon
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>>679277152
bullshit Thor and hulk could hold their own against supes.
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>>679277088
What is the point of this??
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>>679277343
Very true, especially both of them together.
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>>679277343
Thor would get his hammer taken away as supes is far more worthy and Hulk and a toddler version of Doomsday so Hulk would get put down faster than he could get angry enough to get on supes level.
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>>679277268
Tony Stark isn't a normal human, he is more intelligent than batman and you together
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>>679277268
This.
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>>679277343
Wonder Woman can hold the Thor's Hammer too idiot, remember Amalgam comics.
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this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txnwlf2tj9w
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>>679277488
I just thought the winner is her ass
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Pretty unrelated. I dont feel like starting a new thread but what was up with this scene in BvS? Is the Omega shit foreshadowing darkseid teaming with superman? What are those flying things? What's up with the flash talking about Lois lane after this scene?
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>>679273079
Fucking kek
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>>679273270
Lol superman peak lift is around quintillions.
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>>679277343
Also,Spiderman K.O.d the Hulk before he was able to build up his rage so Superman would wreck his shit instantly.
>I hate Supes but he's godmode to most of Marvel.
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>>679278107
flying things are parademons,People from every planet in every multiverse darseid has dominated and transformed.
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>>679273270
>superman peak lifts 100 tons
Fucking kek. Try again
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>>679277343
No can hold their own against the flash. The fact that you think any of them could just shows you know nothing about how OP the flash is.

Speed force:
Infinite mass punch, which in the past has allowed him to literally punch a Superman-level being out of orbit.
Can vibrate his molecules through solid objects.
Super fast thinking speed, can pretty much analyze an entire situation and formulate a solution before you're brain can even process what's happening
Speed force aura shields him from harm
Speed steal allows him to pretty much strip a person of all movement, leaving them like a statue.
Can screw up the molecules in an object and cause it to explode
Easily faster than light

There is no defense against a ability kit like this.
This is why DC is complete bullshit as far as superheros go.
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>>679278014
hahahahaha
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>>679277748
Batman is the god of knowlege now he knows everything that has is and will happenexplain how tony could be smarter
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>>679278107
Foreshadowing to darkseid coming to earth and what the plot of the justice league movie will be, possibly
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>>679278107
Close think more doomsday and less darkseid. Also think that the movie ends with neither of them winning and doomsday kills batman then superman Flys his ass to the sun and does his backwards time thing to the begging and instead of fighting they start the justice league
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>>679273270
Agree
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>>679273270
In super sayin 4 Goku can lift 160,000 tons. He can travel AT LEAST 11 thou7sand kilometers an hour (after he is finished on king kais training) he is obviously faster and stronger at this point, but so is Superman. How strong is Sups at that same point? By the way, his solar power increases infinitely over time. He lifts 6.6 sextillion tons by moving the earth around at one point, and while training after getting all his Kryptonian and inter galactic tech at the fortress of solitude, he is able to lift 200 QUINTILLION tons. According to Batman, Superman can travel at least 17 BILLION kilometers per hour. Goku loses, science proves it.
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>>679271319
Rogue only copies mutant abilities.
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>>679279277
Goku can destroy universes with one punch.
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>>679278978
This is why this movie sucked I wanted to actually see a winner emerge I feel like they did that so the didn't alienate anyone
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>>679279466
Fucking pleb, Superman can patch holes in reality with his electricity that his body just naturally produces. Fuck off.
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>>679273270
Superman prime will fucking wreck that pussy Goku
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>>679279675
To bad it's a hologram
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>>679279466
superman would fucking destroy goku get over it you weeb faggot
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>>679272046
Green Lantern puts Hulk in orbit around the Sun and that's it for Hulk. Same shit with Woverine, in the comics he's presented as some kind of ultimate badass but anyone who can levitate him 3' off the ground makes him about as dangerous as a pinata.
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Thank you for this I was just about to type my response no way goku could ever win
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>>679278107
They don't explain it, but it is a flashpoint paradox. It's what happens when the flash goes back in time but fucks shit up. It implies Batman may have killed Lois in this universe because what the flash said and this is what happened.
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>>679279675
Thank you for making my point. Superman can only tear the universe. Goku can destroy it
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>>679279466
Superman can hold a black hole closed with his bare hands
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>>679279881
Goku can eat a black hole
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>>679273832
You obviously don't realize how EMPs work the fuck up the polarities on magnets, which means they fuck the shit out of any computer like jarvis i mean fuck even mechanical watches without electricity will stop if hit with an EMP
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>>679279466
No he can't he's never done that shit. Superman HAS moved a galaxy by sneezing.
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>>679269510
>superman
>no doom
>no lex
>no kryptonite

You don't beat superman.
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>>679273270
Superman would stretch gokus asshole and you're fucking wrong if you disagree
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>>679279865
This is why I don't watch movies. Batman takes FOREVER to kill the Joker like literally years. No way he would ever kill her no matter if the flash said she killed is parents
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>>679279466
Superman can just pretty much rip gokus head off and that's that. What's so hard to comprehend
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>>679277748
Tony's the world's greatest engineer not the smartest human, i mean if he was you'd think he'd be able to kick the drinking habit
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>>679279872
Dude, patch holes. Fix the universe by not even trying. Fucking Goku has never done anything to the universe with one punch, he made cool little ripples in time when Him and God of destruction hit each others fists, but that was both of them together. you really don't know shit. Goku has limits to overcome, Superman has no limits. The whole point is him questioning if what he's doing is right. So if you make one person with no limits fight another person who has limits, than only one has limits to give at all. Sorry, Goku loses. He does.
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>>679280050
>Mechanical watches stop when hit with an EMP

Damn, I really didn't think people were this retarded. Are you just fifteen or something? You really can't believe this... can you?
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>>679280000
quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads
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>>679276720
eheheh batman would win with prep time ehhh
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>>679280061
In the battle of God's everyone is shocked that there fighting so crazy and the one dude laughed and said that neither can fight at full strength because once punch was strong enough to destroy the universe. This was after goku and (other dude) have destroyed half the galaxy by throwing each other though planets. Explosions and what not
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>>679280425
Mechanical watches are based on well oiled cogs and magnets faggot as prviously stated EMP's fuck up their polarities
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>>679273270
Again, pointing out that this was some DBZ fanboy who didn't research anything. See this.
>>679279277
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>>679272540
Look at the picture. The Flash, Seaman, Batman, Green Lantern and Superman are all staring at Captain America's ass.
The only one looking at Rogue's is Wonder Woman
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>>679280050
You think stark would leave his suit not properly shielded for EMP attacks already. EMP isnt the end all it once was.
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>>679280286
don't piss me off men he is a genius an batman is just rich, not a genius.
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>>679280000
what a waste
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>>679280000
fuck dude you got a quads!!!
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>>679270799
No
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>>679281025
stop posting you filthy immigrant
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Not even ss4
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Ok, so ignore Superman vs Goku

What about Superman vs Vegito?

What about Superman vs Vegito, if Vegito was formed from the current Goku and Vegeta?
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>>679278194
lol he bench pressed the entire weight of the planet for a week and asked if that was "all they had to throw at him"

Supes is a fag
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>>679280875
I agree i mean IRL there are anti-EMP cars n shit but i mean an EMP could potentially be the end of iron man if he didn't have protection which agreeably he likely does
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>>679280652
Nigga superman has carried solar systems by himself. By his fucking own self. Goku was one shotted by Radditz. Again, Goku has limits. "He does not fight to defeat others, he fights to defeat himself." Supermans power is limitlessly growing. Look up Superman prime. Fucking stop it pleb.
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Assuming neither side has any idea what's about to happen: DC.

DC has three people in that shot capable of time travel, Marvel has zero. Rogue might get her hands one some interesting powers and might kill a kryptonian or the Flash by doing it but they still have two more speedsters, at least one of which should actually have time traveled before.

They have a pair of kyrptonians which can both reliably space the Hulk and probably use kryptonian vision to eliminate even the merest idea of Wolverine to prevent him regening.

Green lantern can space shit as well vs Marvel only has the Hulk and Thor to do that. Wonderwoman and Iron Man get honorable mention for the ability to chuck shit out into the stars but not as reliably as everyone else.
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>>679280880
>batman's classic title is world's greatest detective

>not a genius

Oh ok
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>>679281338
How does one lift a solar system?
How does one grab a black hole?
:(
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>>679281119
superman prime
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>>679281338
You do realize that anything that doesn't kill a saiyan makes them stronger, right? It's literally in their DNA. Goku does not have limits on an infinite timescale.

I don't know enough about Superman to argue whether or not his power is limitlessly increasing but Goku's definitely IS.

So at the worst case given an infinite timescale it just depends on who's ahead in the race.
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>>679269729
Wasp can easily turn hulf off
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>>679281259
True that but you also gotta remember his suit is built to deal with fucking everything including Radiation and EMP's he can pretty much take the damn thing into space.
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>>679281535
And yes I'm done with the real argument and shall be spamming biased memes
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>>679281377
So you're saying Marvel has better writers who give their characters flaws and limits and don't just superduper power every character?
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>>679272510
>>679272337
I want this underage spic to leave.
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>>679281750
This is actually all I have
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Thought this was a marvel vs dc thread, in which superman wins, but in reality we all know who the real winner is. http://comicvine.gamespot.com/one-above-all/4005-44473/
He has omnipotence, he wins hands down unless they write him off.
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>>679269510
Flash beets all of them
He's to fast

Prove me wrong
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>>679281633
I mean if we're just talking about the characters in OP's pic the super 1 million prime could happen (superman slept on the sun for a year straight) and is essentially god for all intents and purposes i mean if you look at the shit supes can do in his regular form you probably can't imagine what he can do in his gold god imagery shit tier of a character can do
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>>679281425
Oh, i don't know that, so, you mean Sherlock Holmes can defeat to Tony Stark jut for discover him having sex whit peper the secretary........
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>>679281811
Yes.

I actually prefer Marvel. But the question wasn't what I preferred. The answer was who would win. And putting speeds that bring up questions about relativity on something that can hurl the Hulk out of the atmosphere answers that question.
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>>679269510
The hulk and superman are cheaters, but superman cheats more. So I say him. Ignoring the all god flash, obviously.
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Saitama Wins .
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>>679269510
Only Jesus can win in the end son.
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>>679281985
Yeah he can defeat to Hulk whit run faster arround him....
So.....this proves you're a faggot too.
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>>679281685
I mean yes but i'm sure batman really does have some kind of plot breaking anti-iron man spray because he's always "preprared"
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>>679282038
I wasn't arguing that, and in fact that sort of proves my point.

In an infinite timescale Goku can fight an infinite amount of time (causing his saiyan genes to continually power him up each time he takes a beating) and Superman can hibernate for an infinite amount of time on the sun.

This fight isn't interesting on an infinite timescale since they both have a way to become infinitely powerful.

Old age would presumably do one of them in.
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>>679282148
Perfect example batman now has a hostage
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>walks in bar
>waves hand
>everyone fucking explodes

DC wins
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>>679282458
i dont think you know The Flash's speed

He's as fast as the universe is big
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>>679282148
Elementary Watson, Elementary.
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Kal-el is a faggot and gets his powers like a fucking flower. Just blow up the sun and boom that faggot wilts like the fucking daisy he is. Also would fuck chichi over loose lane anyday
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>>679269510
Why is DC so boring?
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>>679282399
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>>679282631
I mean is omni potent too so really he dosent need to walk any where, but he's not in the pic so you could just as easily say

>deadpool
>kills the artist and just straight up erase all the charaters on the page
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>>679282483
Goku can't die of old age they don't age past 25-30 depending on who's telling the story
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>>679282483
This guy typing shit is stupid but watch the vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zexXH3lS8Uw
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>>679282683
Because the writters are idiots.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikNNVKlH4gk
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>>679282977
Meh they just don't think the character or the stories through for the future continuity(flash being able to use the flash force and go faster than the speed of light for 1 example) i prefer dc because i like they're individual stories better
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gotta love spiderman's facepalm
we can argue forever about who wins, i know captain will get fucked either way
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The two most powerful superheroes
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>>679282920
In the manga vageta Jr asks vageta how old he is and it confused him and said I'm an adult? When pressed further he said that his dad was king for about 60 years and he was born before that so he had to be at least 100 (to which bulma freaked out) he then explained that he has never seen anyone get as old as humans get because they all die before that
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>>679269510
Son Goku
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>>679282200
Is no one gonna notice we got three dubs in a row ?
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>>679278628
This
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>>679283449
Monkey king*
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>>679269510
The Jews
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Flash is as fast as the universe is big.
This means he can span the universe instantly...

Literally no hero can beat him. His punches would destroy the universe if at full speed. Before any of the hero's brains fire their first neuron The Flash has already killed them. There is nothing they can do. No amount of Batman prep-time or Superman sun-charging can beat him. Even if Thor and Hulk can't die or whatever, he will literally disconnect their atoms from each other before they know the fight started. No one can beat The Flash except for all those God-Like figures in Marvel and DC like The One Above All and The Presence.

TL;DR - Flash is to fast
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>>679282975
Seen it before. Manchester Black was a fucking pussy and you know it. Goku could blow up planets well within the first season of DBZ. Beyond that: Yes, Superman could have melted that dude's face the fuck off. Saiyan bits are presumably tougher than that.

Again, super speed is sort of an issue but we are talking about something that can instantly teleport, which is worth something.

>>679282920
This really makes it a question of whether Superman can charge up quicker than Goku can train, because he canonically does age. (Not sure that saiyan's don't but assuming this guy is right)
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>>679269510
Green Lantern wins at pool, because he can cheese the tabletop a bit.
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>>679269510
Bar owner when he kicks these faggots out
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>>679283671
Whoops, i didn't see this
>>679278628
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>>679283908
IDK mane spider man's got precise agility and reflexes he could put those cue balls anywhere he wanted to
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>>679283654
What?
Superman was jew?
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>>679284155
MMH has telepathy
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>>679283671
A. That makes no sense. Infinity fast is not a measure of speed that makes any sense.
B. Not without something to push off of to move.
C. Using the speed force to cheat time and space has killed Flashes before.

Is the Flash the most powerful person in that picture? Possibly. It's either him, a Kryptonian, or the Hulk (and the Hulk couldn't blink before the other three threw him into orbit)

But no, he does have his limits, no matter how insanely far out they are placed. And again: "As fast as the universe is big" is stupid as fuck.
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>>679269510
Agua hombre would rek everybody, obviously
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>>679284390
Which prevents the earlier comment about Green Lantern cheating. Spiderman's abilities are hardly what I'd call cheating. Then again, any of the speedsters could probably direct the ball rather accurately in the fraction of a second the stick contacts it.
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>>679284390
Fug mane i guess you got it then it's settled MMH just rigs everyone to fail... but wait hulk can't be mind controlled
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>>679284478
its not my words, its DC's
and he doesn't need to push off something apparently because he can move in space (which is stupid), but never does it on earth because that would look dumb i guess. It's a comic before OP superhero so the canon is always fucked with.

I like to assume he's the most powerful version of The Flash
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>>679284798
i dont think he can mind control
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>>679284478
I mean those speedsters that died weren't barry alen and weren't in complete control of the speed force like barry is not to mention barry out ran black flash
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>>679269510
With hulk on marvel's team they absolutely cannot lose, even if everyone of them dies.

Otherwise it's DC. Stark is a child compared to Bruce Wayne as far as focus and composure go, as well as wit.

Also supes beats thor 1 on 1
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>>679269510
My money's on either batman or iron man.
>also, if rogue touches superman that's pretty much gg
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>>679284478
Also the flash can sap speed and run fater than the speed of light(there's your measurment faggot)
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>>679271451

200+ replies and the fucking /thread is right here
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>>679275043
Yes, it does
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>>679285226
Hulk like almost instantly loses to Superman, MartianManHunter, Flash, Supergirl, and Green Lantern.

They all can just put him in space. The Hulk is useless if he's floating away from the planet.
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>>679284827
So, the not needing to push off anything in space would add him to the list of people that can rejoin the fight if spaced.

I'm going to continue to ignore that writing because that doesn't actually mean anything.

Equations for speed would get weird at infinity because you'd have to be looking at infinity distance traveled, but since time is a factor it has to be one since time approaching zero would make distance traveled greater than speed which would...

You get the idea. The line is bad writing. I get the idea, but the way it's expressed is painfully stupid and you should quit saying it.
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>>679269510
Error 404
Deadpool not found.
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>>679269510
Not you because you're a virgin
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>>679285226
Not true just because hulk is the strongest dosen't mean he's attchted to the ground supes or green lantern wold fling him into orbit and never have to worry about him again
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>>679269510
Fuckin Aqua Man in the back like hes a part of the gang, fuck outta here with your fish ass.
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>>679285503
Deadpool!!!
Yes!!!
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>>679282470
>batman calls in his batsuit
>capable of tracking the flashes movements and countering them precisely
>gg
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>>679285495
with the speed force, he is able to move faster than the speed of light with ease.

"He's moving space around him not moving through space" or something like that

also he's immune to air resistance and shit.

They went balls to the wall with his powers to ensure that he stays the fastest....
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>>679285769
Flash moves faster than the radio waves used to detect his movement
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>>679282288
dubs of truth
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>>679285386
You are amazingly stupid.
Amazingly.
Please sit down and realize that you should never have graduated middle school.

Done that yet?

Okay. Good. Now let's consider for a second that it takes a couple of minutes for light to get from our sun to our Earth. We were talking about speeds that can span the vast distance of space. If the Flash was only slightly faster than light he couldn't even begin to make it to Mars and back without suffocating to death or freezing (little iffy on which would happen first to someone going that fast).

Sapping speed is absolutely not the issue as well. I'm arguing about the stupidity of a writer basically going "he has ALL the speed". Which, yeah, is I guess what that might mean. Which would beg the question of where he was sapping speed from. Like, how does a thing whose speed is infinite get more speed? How does that make any sense? It's just bad writing.

Again, I agree that the Flash is probably the most powerful person there. But "faster than the universe is big" is a fucking stupid measurement

Also:
>Can run FATER than the speed of light
If this isn't an infinite mass joke then please kill yourself because it's damn funny and if it wasn't intentional you didn't deserve that chuckle.
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>>679269510
>hey, you spilled my drink
>s-sorry sir, I'll get you a new one right away sir
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>>679269510
flash>superman>all of marvel combined. you do the math you dirty muslim
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>>679285952
as long as the Flash isn't tapped into the speed force, his suit can calibrate the Flash ' movements
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Captain America apologizes and offers to buy a new one. Superman says all is well it was just a mistake. Then Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne kill everyone trying to out do each other buying drinks for the house.
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>>679286125
The speed force that is connected to him is supposed to be one of the many forces that binds our universe together, like magnetism, gravity, strong force, and weak force.

It can do what it wants i guess?
The thing is, is that The Flash can travel any distance within any given time frame, whether it be the universe in 0 seconds (assuming it's finite) or to the grocery store in 10 seconds.
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>>679286339
The speed force is where he gets his speed, he's always tapped into it
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>>679269510
everyone else is meaningless as hulk and superman's fight obliterates the earth
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>>679286125
He did run faster than light i don't see the problem
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>>679273079
Kek
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>>679286699
no
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>>679286695
Well I'll be.
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>>679280425
lol wow what an ass

you just assume
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>>679281633
but he doesn't have an infinite time scale

superman does. look up superman prime
basically superman 1000's of years into the future long after everyone he cared about died.

the only people who defend goku are weabs who can't get over the fact that their buff, childhood boner maker isn't the most powerful fictional character.
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Okay, I'm basically done with this stupidity but I'll field a few more

>>679286704
Yes. He did. That's how time travel works. Kryptonians can do it too. The original issue is that saying his speed is infinite (or implying it through bad writing) makes no sense.

The closest thing I've got to an answer for that is:
>>679286590
But again, that's kinda wrong. If he travels somewhere in ZERO time that means he teleported. This is actually a very important distinction because it would mean that he didn't travel over the intervening distance.

Being infinity fast would:
A. Break a bunch of equations
B. Actually be teleporting.

The Flash definitely does not teleport (because that's actually different than being fast and negates the Flash's whole deal) and so he can't be infinitely fast.
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Cap kills everyone.
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>>679287627
I actually don't know about that. Don't know enough about the lore.
>>679282920
According to this guy he does though.

So I'mma stay out of this at this point. My point was, if neither is subject to old age then they both do have an infinite scaling power mechanic to exploit, making the question pointless.
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DC wins
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Atleast in this pic DC stomps
Power girl by herself could beat Cap, Widow, Iron man, wolverine and maybe Spiderman plus everyone else on DC is more powerful than her(besides batman) After taking out the weak marvel heroes the rest of marvel is outnumbered and loses.
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>>679273270
All this DC fangays cant let superman get defeated by any anime character
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>>679288273
True.
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>>679280686
springs m8, not magnets.
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wow i actually know some of the characters in the pic. weird
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Saitama

Like literally no one can or will beat him.
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>>679290748
Dont challenge Dc's Fangays they will use somekind of uktra op superman and in the worst ccase they will use some batman shit
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>>679279407
False. First guy she touched went down like a rock and he was human. She absorbs any abilities, any strenghts, human or not.
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>>679269510
WHAT THE FUCK OP
NO FUCKING SPIDERMAN!!!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>679292585
Wait there he is oops
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>>679269510
If it's a war with no rules, I have to go DC, they just have the ability to gain the upoer hand more (with underhanded steategies).

If it were a 1 on 1 knock out tournament between fighters of each universe, Hulk wins the crown.
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A twist no-one saw coming, bartender spikes everyone's drinks, mere mortal FTW.
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>>679287679
Infinite is just a mathematical concept anyways. We literally have nothing aside from numbers that we are sure to be infinite.
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