Gather round faggots lets open some kinder smegs
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Gather round faggots lets open some kinder smegs
Are you ready kids?
shameless self-bump lets get this shit show on the road
>>679224588
It's a dragon dildo
>>679224808
Dude it looks like a dragon wtf
>>679224883
insert it into yourself immediately faggot
>>679224883
Its back is made of pencils what a shit toy. Fuck you kinder make better shit
>>679225019
Onto the next.. are you fucking excited yet
>>679224512
Bump
>>679225160
booyaka son
>>679225300
Pretty sweet ride dude. Hopefully the thread picks up soon cause we're rattling through these pretty rappido
>>679224512
i'm intrigued, go on...
>>679224512
that shit is gross. eat some real chocolate, fucking fag.
>>679225584
Fuck it the next one's not getting opened without some hype. All I'm giving you are some sexy teaser shots
>>679225584
that one's pretty cool anon
>ah, nostalgia
>>679225758
Awww yeah
>>679225850
You want this dont you baby
>>679225019
That's pretty fucking cool.
>>679225993
I bet you want to know whats inside?
I like your thread. It's refreshing.
>>679226092
I'm edging!
>>679225019
>>679225300
Kinder Suprise has risen out of the funk they were in around the time I stopped getting these. For a while it was nothing but shitty little figurines. It's nice to see you get to assemble them again.
>>679225850
GODDAMNIT OP
>>679226215
Well slap my titties and call me Sandra. what the frickety frack is this shit
>>679226462
Echoes part 1
>>679226462
ball for your pets, hide food in it
Best fucking thread ever... thank you OP
>>679226631
My doge would straight up eat this
>>679226631
It's a puzzle ball, not for pets....
>>679224512
THE EGG HYPE TRAIN!
n-n-n-next!
>>679226759
see if it bounces
>>679226985
i'll bounce you son
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsmCR8A8NhoblquHMG0asrg/featured
GET THEM
This thread is a good thread
>>679227066
What is it?
>>679227227
m'nan
>>679227227
I WANT TO KNOW, TELL US.
>>679227227
Can somebody identify this beast?
This is the most suspense I've felt in ages
>>679227469
Definitely my nan
>>679227469
Kangaroo?
>>679227469
WHATS THE GOD DAMN HOLD UP I HAVE MY FUCKING DICK OUT AND AM WAITING TO SEE MORE EGG SHOTS
>>679227469
Dingo?
>>679227469
It's a squak
>>679227603
>>679227615
Could be either. I've imprisoned the little fucker
>>679227798
kek
>>679227798
looks comfy
>>679227698
ITS NOT EASY DOING THIS WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FINGERING YOUR NAN
>>679228010
Wait wat?
>>679228010
Looks like another car
>>679228260
>>679228383
getting slow again. Wheres the love faggots
this suspense is killing me
I've literally never been this hyped on 4chan before
we need more people to post for OP to release the egg pics
Gimme gimme gimme more
>>679228637
Its a rare pepe
>>679228834
Would you say that you're quite eggcited?
Quality thread, actually. God bless OP.
eggcellent thread
Cmonn, wheres the spinnig shit everyone hates?
>>679229083
Bump for more eggtastic fun
>>679229317
OP wasn't yolking when he said it was a rare pepe.
I wish I could get some Kinder eggs. But, in America. Where can I score some?
need moar!
>>679229898
england
>>679229317
Are the instructions telling you to give the frog an enema?
Those Germans put scat into everything.
its almost 2am and I have to be up early but this is so worth it
Straight onto the next
>>679230144
They aren't legal here because of the most ridiculous rule
>>679230422
The fuck is that?
>>679229898
Can't. They're illegal to import into American because they have a non-edible component inside of an edible shell and are often seized.
>>679230447
Its actually pretty reasonable. No non food item can be completely enclosed in something edible. That said youd have to be pretty retarded to eat it.
In other news, what the fuckle is this
Quality thread. Please continue.
best thread ever 2016
murrifags cant buy it right ?
>>679230758
brought some from the virgin islands when i went on a cruise, and cuban cigars also
>>679230845
Hey guys, would it be completely out of line to stick my nuts in the puzzle ball and make the kangaroo watch?
>>679231139
It wouldn't be right if you didn't do this
>>679231139
That was more of an fyi post
>>679231033
I feel like cigars and kinder eggs are all you really need in life
>>679231139
OP pls my dick is rock solid at this point.
>>679231293
MA NIGGUH
>>679231139
JUST DO IT!
oh my fuck, is this the last one? ;-;
>>679225671
like what
>>679225671
Go die you cunt bag
>>679231293
god-tier thread right here
>>679227798
I keked
>>679226462
on my street, the yellow container contains weed
I'm being triggered by the fact that you're not eating them and then the little parts that break off will melt onto the table never to be eaten again.
This was a surprising amount of fun.
this threat has me so hard
*thread
>>679231934
ITS NOT OGRE YET STILL PLENTY MORE TO COME
>>679231311
kek
I'm so excited for the last one
>>679231293
THIS THREAD JUST WENT NEXT TIER
>>679232151
This looks pretty neat. These captchas are doing my tits in
I need to see this small toy so I can finally cum
>>679232151
>>679232395
This one's my favorite so far. Looks like we get to choose a face. I bet we can do better than these stickers though. What face should he have /b/?
Are you eating every egg you open you fat fuck?
cant wait to see it assembled
>>679232395
Is that a cheese head dude.
>>679232603
The furry looking one with the scarf thing, gotta be.
>>679232619
no its all going in a bowl atm. I bought these specifically for the thread because the content here is shit and you fags deserve better
>>679232603
pepe the frogs face
When I was a kid my dog ate one of these eggs and pooped the whole capsule, I really wanted to open in, but it smelt like shit.
[true story]
>>679232824
Thanks babe
>>679232824
thank you anon
>>679232576
fucking kek
>>679232824
We really appreciate it. You smart, you loyal, you a genius.
>>679232824
Wait what kek are you going to do anything with the bowl?
>>679232824
thank you :,)
>>679232824
God bless anon
We'll come back to the face later. RIGHT. Next misery egg
>>679229083
kek
>>679231558
I agree with this, kinder is god tier.
>>679232824
Can I eat them.
>>679233145
Its a car. I feel like we overlooked the fact that my balls are out halfway though the thread
>>679229898
France, then smuggle them home. Worked for me.
>>679233418
No, I witnessed it.
>>679233418
that's some nex level engineering
>>679233418
/b/ has the attention span of an autistic sparrow
that car's pretty good has a rubber thingy
>>679231293
The only reasonable thing to do
>>679233457
I might do this, but with Canada
>>679233664
DOWN HERE FAGGOTS
>>679233418
I know its great
Kinder eggs are just overpriced. For one you have to pay 80p but you can spend 50p for a Crunchie. when i was younger they was way cheaper but now it seems like you're paying more for the toy rather than paying for the chocolate
>>679233756
Rub your balls on the egg.
>>679233756
bet you want me to open it
>>679229317
closer pic to the Rare Pepe so we can use it as a meme
>>679232603
sweater girl bitch shes kawaii as fuck!
I like how you position them all around this massive chocolate egg, reminds me of the monolith from 2001
Yo i need those cars could you FedEx em to me please
>>679232824
Thank Mr. Eggman
>>679233871
What if I just ended it here?
end me
>>679234052
nope, you can do that to people ;-;
>>679234052
Don't tease us like this anon you filthy little slut.
>>679234052
don't play with me son, open this yellow fuck right nao
>>679234052
Only joking. I wouldn't tease you like that. its a panda. just a panda
>>679234052
Plz no OP. You're no faggot, are you?
Put the fucking stickers on you cunt
>>679234291
kawawii shit right here
>>679234291
Well fuckity fuck thats a lot of mess. What should we do with all this? I'm open to suggestions
best thread of the week ATM
>>679234052
OPEN THE FUCKER
>>679233145
Looks like you can make a frogger vs kangaroo scene now.
>>679234476
melt down and inject into penis
>>679234476
put the toys in bowl
>>679234560
Ignore this i suck cocks
>>679234476
Cook the chocolate in the microwave then put it on your dick, then stick all the paper instructions to it.
>>679234514
only the week? did i miss something good? last properly good thing i remember was cut4bieber
>>679234476
cum all over that mess and send the pic to random people
>>679234670
This.
smear the chocolate on balls then make kangaroo eat it while frogger watches
>>679234444
Quads!
>>679234692
I decided I hate this little fucker, so i set him on fire
>>679234476
viking funeral
>>679234476
Capsule in pooper
>>679234476
Melt down the chocolate into a ganache and use it to top cupcakes. Use the eggs to store shit. Use the instructions as kindling. Use toys for pleasures.
>>679234766
dubs
eat all of the chocolate then puke it on to your dick as you cum on the kangaroo
>>679234906
>>679234899
>>679234766
You people have no imagination
>>679234476
Wait, what happened to the kangaroo?
>>679226462
I came
>>679234858
i came
>>679234858
Fucking savage
>>679234858
Dude!
Not cool.
>>679235047
wtf is this
>>679235171
Aww poor panda
>>679235171
art, dude.
You're a godsend anon
>>679225019
man I remember back in the day when I was a kid they used to have good toys, they were like random animals that you had to put together and they could move and shit.
then they started giving you just fucking stupid statues and that's about when I stopped buying them and moved on to different chocolate/candy
>>679234444
Chekem
God save the panda
I'm so happy that I got to witness this beautiful event...
>>679235302
clearly
>>679235297
hammer the panda
I got an 18 inch dildo from mine.
>>679231472
Nibby Bar by Scharffen Berger
>>679235297
nice new wallpaper
wow wtf, chinese kinders are nowhere near as good
>>679226128
Slow computer?
>>679235436
sit on it
>>679224512
Rebuck?
>>679235700
checked
meme material
>>679235700
I imagine chinese kinders giving you like a fortune like fortune cookies or just random shit like a rock or a section of someone's finger that got caught in the machinery at the factory
>>679235700
Chinese check'ers.
>>679235297
FUCK THE PANDAS
>>679234476
Put toys in capsules. Hide capsules throughout your town, in places that are sort of obvious but no one really looks. Also, leave little notes in there that hint that you killed someone or something, for the keks.
MODSSSS
STOP POSTING ILLEGAL CONTENT!!!
wake me up
Send them to lucky 4chan users
Canadanon here just bought an egg. Any guesses what's inside?
>>679232824
*Internet hug*
its froggers turn baby
>where were you when panda was kill
>>679234858
As an Australian I find this ausfensive.
>>679233871
you didn't even put the stickers man
do it right at least
also that hotweels car
does it roll nicely or is it crap?
>>679233418
They were acceptable as balls go. And the context was nice.
>>679236206
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>679233798
Can you convert those prices into non faggot for me please?
Someone archive this shit
>>679236632
Best.
Thread.
Recreate a crash scene with the cars, with fire and sheeeeeeeeit
>>679236714
sexy shit
>>679236632
>i was sitting at pooter when phone ring
>panda is kill
>no
>>679236908
This thread turned into gore so fast.
Finally some good shit! i was getting tired of the same fucking threads, porn,creeps,furries,rekt and "heroes". you man, i love you.
>>679229083
Dank
>>679229317
Does it actually make noise?
>>679234077
Someone asked for a better photo of pepe
It's not very often at all when I decide to browse /b/, thank you for giving me a reason to keep coming back.
>>679236045
Sad panda....
>>679236714
Dubs and it's a shitty jigsaw
>>679229083
I kek'd hard
>>679236632
poor panda :(
>>679237199
Draw a dick on your dick with the marker one
>>679237199
Cum on this fucking thing. I dare you.
>>679236982
>>679236714
Opened perfectly got turned on a bit
>>679237490
Hacker.
>>679237490
Dafuq
>>679236845
He already converted from Euros. In pussy money that's about $1.30
Do they still sell Kinder Eggs in burgerland?
>>679232603
Must be male face with girl tits sticker on body.
Don't stop. This is trap country.
>>679237583
new rare
>>679237629
HOLY SHIT YES
>>679236714
I SEE YOU, CORSAIR /b/RO
what kind?
>>679237629
explain
>>679237656
They replaced them with the much safer semi automatic guns as retarded Amerifatlets kept eating the plastic egg.
What a quality thread
Hey guys what was this thing again, some sort of dinosaur or something?
>>679237846
I am in awe
>>679237629
sorry m8
u got cheap crap
>i mean, even cheaper than the regular stuff
i miss the old days when i could get little metal collectible soldiers from a fucking kinder egg
fucking cheap germanic cucks...
>>679237965
Pencil crayons you double nigger.
>>679224512
Test
Daaaaaaamn
>>679237965
It's a Cuckasaurus
>>679237846
BEST FUCKING TOY EVER
>>679237965
i see that hitler face
>>679237965
>hitler face
kek'd.
Also it's a crayon.
Also, does the wheel thing spin pretty well?
>>679237965
>>679238214
is that a Corsair strafe stealth too?
>>679238131
>it's a dual purpose kinder toy
OHHHHHH SHIT
Keep going, I believe in you
>>679237846
Paint swastikas on them and fly throw them into a neighbor's garden.
>>679238214
I am aroused
Any eggs left?
>>679238214
That's pretty cool. Spin and drop them, do they float their way down, or is the centre too heavy?
>>679237965
OH FUCK PEPE LOOK OUT ITS HITLER
>>679238362
fight me
We demand more egg sacrifices.
>>679238501
The Fight of the Century
>>679235951
>>679238501
>tfw the only Jewish frog in the neighbourhood
