Dubs or anything above decides what I say.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs or anything above decides what I say.
Selfbumping
>>679221260
i want to wear your skin like a suit
has anyone ever told you that you look like an onion? i fucking hate onions.
I fucked an avocado yesterday.
>>679221260
i see by your profile pic your into midevil glory holes, great news so am i!
My balls smell of cheese
The funniest thing happened to me, I was riding my bike when I thought about you and went to my aunt's house to watch midget porn and stroke my potato. Aceite marolio, MMM, que olio
Hitler did nothing wrong
I fucked an avocado yesterday.
say: "Hello. Im OP. Im a massive faggot today. Enjoy your meal.
Whatever you do, don't touch my sheets. Just don't. See ya later spit valve
Show me your fucking tits
Wanna see my limp dick?
Dick pic?
>>679223622
WINRAR !
delivereeeeed
>>679223622
WinRAR!!
>>679221260
Do you hate niggers? 'Cause I hate niggers. I hate the way they smell. I hate the way the look. I hate the fact that they think that they're people. You know? I looked at a recent study. It showed that niggers had a large growth near the lower back part of their skull that enabled them to obey commands, and made them want to serve us. I also read another study that suggested that niggers had a protruding lower and upper jaw because it was an adaptation that enabled them to eat larger pieces of watermelon.
>>679223859
Just curious. Wanna compare?
lmao. i am GAY. you right.
>>679223956
roll
yeah, i am gay. you?
conor is too busy.
woah damn do you know this kid or something
also rolling
>>679224036
>>679224038
Reply with this>>679223931
daniel i was offering you the dic pic.
You trying to fight me m8?
>>679224123
Yeah he is a friend of mine, he has no idea what 4chan is though
>>679224151
reroll
>>679221260
Daammn Daniel
>>679224230
you gonna explain to him afterwards? if so this is just boring yo
>>679224223
Reroll
dammit Daniel, always with this shit.
>>679224330
Nah, I want him to remember this day forever
What about asshole? Wanna see mine?
> also, text Conor with a dick pic
>>679223931
rolling for this.
>>679223931
Roll
You want to buy some dick cheese from me?
send this guy a dick pic
Send him a pic of dick Cheney.
>>679223931
Rollin
>>679223931
Rolling for this too
You will never know love until you have buried your dick so far up a horses ass that you can feel its heartbeat. I want you to feel my heartbeat through my ass while I feel a horses heartbeat through its ass.
>>679224492
Reroll.
>>679224577
This
>>679224577
Wonderful
>>679224577
Winrar!
>>679224577
winraro
You know what assface? How about you quit fishing for replies on the goddam Internet. At least go back to fucking reddit where your hilarious "mememaster" comments will garner cuckvotes. Who knows? Maybe you'll actually cum harder jacking off to your magical internet points rather than the REPLIES you get on an ANONYMOUS image board. You are so sad and pathetic that if I had even the tiniest shred of empathy in my body, which I don't, I would probably still feel bad for you. I honestly bet you knuckleblast your grandpas prostate for gas money. I'll let you know one thing and one thing only douchefag. I am /b/. I am the collective voice of the greatest board of the greatest site on the greatest internet in the goddam universe and I only have one thing to say to you. You. Are. Cancer. I speak for the rest of this community when I say you should seriously and unironically consider ending your pathetic cuckeroni and cheese excuse of a life by ingesting 18 liters of kangaroo cum. Stay gay cockthroat
Are you down for a threesome with some niggers?
>>679224577
I'm not sending any nudes to him, but i must say, good roll
>>679223931
OP, you have to do this.
>>679224859
OP is great
I can't believe you stupid faggots still fall for these fake ass threads. I'm a lying sack of shit and I should feel bad for all the fagotry I pull, day in and day out. I love the cock!!!
What's your most favorite thing in the world?
>>679224888
Can't say no to trips! Hold on
>>679223931
roll
You dont know love until youve shoved a cucumber so far up your ass you have to shit it out
>>679224637
Reroll
>>679224888
Winrar
>>679224945
roll
Is OP a femanon?
>>679224977
wasted dubs
Oh daniel.... fill my ass with your love juice
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom...I shot him! The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
>>679221260
Do you think they should make iPhones for babies? 'cos I do.
>>679225088
The irony..
>>679225088
What do we do now?
>>679224945
Triple roll
>>679225088
You wasted dubs. Shame upon you and youw whore famiry
>>679225220
fuck!!! so fucking close
>>679224888
AAABBBCCCEEEFFFGGGHHHIIIJJJKKKLLLMMMNNNOOOPPPQQQRRRSSSTTTUUUVVVWWWXXXYYYZZZ
Send him a dick pic of a black guy
>>679225400
Ignore me
Here you go
Have you ever had Five Guys? Not talking about the burger joint I mean five sweaty men filling every conceivable orifice with their dicks. No homo obviously.
>>679225488
winrar!
>>679225477
*that's
here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
>>679225488
Checkem
>>679225488
Winner winner
>>679225582
Rolling for this
>>679225138
This
Well this is awkward...
But I really love sucking nigger dick. I love the way it smell, the way it hits the back of my throat and goes down my gullet and their cum tastes like roasted marshmallows. I'm just so confused. I really hate niggers, they're lazy and commit 90% of the crimes in the USA. But damned if I don't love nigger jizz.
Neither have I but I want to. I already found 4 willing dudes, will you be the fifth?
>>679225736
shit i had so much to drink
I love Watermelons.
Lol jk I was teasing you
>>679225939
Rolling
>>679225999
Winrar
>>679225999
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>679225948
I'm sorry, i's just that i've been feeling so depressed lately.. i went to the therapist but I ended up wanting to kill myself even more
>>679225999
Shit waste of trips
>>679225939
roll for rekt OP
say: I HAVE VERY MUCH PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF EMILY
I hope that doesn't make me a nigger too.
>>This pic with this line
I just pulled my nut sack over my dick and it looks like a bull frog
>>679221260
I'm sorry, i's just that i've been feeling so depressed lately.. i went to the therapist but I ended up wanting to kill myself even more :(
Oh shit
>>679226262
full house?
I'm sorry, my son got my phone.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
JP says Please sit on my face pew pew pew
>>679226308
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
Hey man this was all just a joke, sorry if you didn't find it funny I just get nervous talking to guys I like *blushes*. Maybe we can go camping next weekend? If you don't... *moves closer and presses my lips against yours* I'll have to seduce you.
>>679226530
ROLLING FUCKING ROLLING
>>679226308
Wait!!!! I'll suck your dick and you don't have to do anything! You can lay down and close your eyes and pretend I'm [a local girl he likes], your you could stand up and put her pic on top of my head. PLEASE DON'T GO!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN!!!
>>679226361
Yeah tell me about it
>>679226379
Is this funny? I cant read it cause im a stupid fucking nigger.
>>679225736
Well, I'll tell you a story from my childhood. When I was a young boy, I didn't realize my grandfather liked the niggers. It upset me that he didn't see them as I did: filthy chimps that fight in turf wars like a bunch of gorillas. And I am still trying to get it through his head that like I said before, that niggers have a large growth on the lower back part of their skulls. I'd like to be able to study one in the wild. Not cooped up in cities, not using welfare to buy J's and timbs, but relying on pure animal instinct. I have always heard the native calls of niggers from Chicago. And what's even more amazing? The various forms of nigger dialect they have base on the region. But, I wish more would kill each other.
>>679226666
Holyyyyyyyy Fuck
So you are like your dad? just going when anything happens, that you dont like? Fuck off man, I thought we were friends. love me like you do,touch me like you do.
>>679226666
>>679226699
I got dubs u must say it
>>679226666
Checked
>>679226666
Holy shit
>>679226666
satan has spoken
fucking mods
FUCK! I didnt see the shit in the middle of it!
>>679226740
Roll.
>>679226955
Does this go as well?
>>679227012
FUCKING SHIT YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>679227051
Reroll
>>679226955
Has that going for you?
>>679226955
winrar I guess
>>679227012
You fucked up
>>679227012
>[a local girl he likes]
YOU STUPID STUPID FUCK
>>679227114
Re re roll
>>679226955
Hows that going for you?
I am currently asking a thread on 4chan to give me things to say to you. Please be aware as I continue.
I HAVE A GUN AND IM GOING TO FUCKING USE IT TO KILL MYSELF TONIGHT UNLESS YOU COME OVER RIGHT NOW
I don't think he noticed
Yoooo sorry my hamster hacked my phone that nigga never chillin. But if you want I will actually suck your dick. haha jk! but if you wanted I would.
>>679227196
REROLL
>>679226666
>Satanic quads
>It's a post about homossexuality
>Mfw
>>679227012
I can't believe you wasted my quads like that.
>>679227377
faggot
>>679227377
re re roll
Swordfight? 1o1 after school, Ill beat you with my gaypride.
1v1 me on roblox you fucking pussy
>>679227348
>confirmed 12y/o
>>679227196
re the fuck roll again lets get this shit going
>>679227196
>>679227377
Winrar......OP already fucked it all up anyway
well Fuck you faggot! you are being such a dick, you wanna fucking go idiot? come at me pussy, tomorrow, wherever you want.
>>679227457
Re roll.
>>679227744
Winrar is you.
>>679227752
REEEEEEEEE roll
>>679227744
winrar
>>679227710
rolling
>>679227744
winrar
>>679227744
This. Ignore 77
Well racism is defined as a hatred of people with a different skin colour or ethnicity. This is obviously not the case as I happen to love monkeys very much. Same goes for blacks tbh
this thread isn't even /r/4chan worthy smh
Sorry man, I went on 4chan and asked some people to type what I should say.
>>679227974
>implying that there's a difference
>>679227744
This
OP is kill?
>>679228022
faggot is winrar
>>679228100
oh.
just like to say, i'd love to whip out my giant, juicy cock in front of your face, and see your surprised reaction at the immense length of my dick. Then, as you try to escape, and forcibbly grab your head and slam you into the ground. You'll squirm and writhe strongly, but it'll be in vain after yank your head up, and slam your mouth onto my cock, pulling and pushing your head on my length. Then, after a good 11 minutes of my brimming cock filling your throat, I'll gush a wave of cum into your mouth, and it'll start leaking out in small rivulets from your lips as I draw my butcher's knife and slice your carotids slowly and painfully, all the while posting wagecuck threads on /r9k/ and complaining about commoncore.
>>679228061
had to be crystal clear ;0
>>679228022
winRAR
Oh shit again
>>679227632
Haha shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>679227744
Did OP just puss out of a fight
>>679228022
Don't lump /r/4chan in with the rest of Reddit. Its fucking great to see shit I missed on here.
>>679228176
This. do it OP !
>>679228197
>ignoring winrar
>>679227752
Re roll.
>>679228302
don't we all?
>>679228302
Which one did I miss?
>>679226740
Re roll
>>679228176
roll
>>679228219
Re roll
>>679228176
Rawl
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HUSTLE, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO TUSSLE!!!!
>>679228197
>>679228412
Re roll
Fucking coward pussy piece of shit, I knew you were too much of a cunt to get in a fight.
I raped your mother on a public train this morning and ate her heart
>>679228386
Don't!!! Its one with you telling him what's going on.
>>679228472
Thanks
>>679228507
Re rolling
>>679228386
Right here
>>679227196
>>679227377
>>679228495
reroll
>>679226740
Seth rollings
>>679228633
homosexual
>>679228197
What is the thing with you and blood?
>>679228582
Fagging hard
>>679228507
reROLL
I'm gonna rape your father
>>679228844
homosexual
>>679228844
Winrar
>>679228844
Winrar
>>679228723
I think it was Daniel's way of calling OP a giant vagina.
When have i ever been weird aroubd blood?!? Im fucking blood king, fight me, i'll fatality your fucking ass!!!1!
>>679228844
winrar
That blood fetish only started after I went and saw twilight with my lesbian friends.
>>679228889
One off quads. This thread mang
>>679228844
3 pair, nice dubs
>>679228633
winrar
Tell him to get out of your thread.
>>679228999
...
>>679228999
trips!!
Sad
>>679228176
rOLL
>>679228999
holy fuck me in the ass
>>679228999
Trips satisfy
"Can't stump the trump"
i want to put your pee pee in my poo poo
>>679228999
>>679229220
Rollin
you are such a pussy daniel
>>679228999
The jig is up boys!
Have you ever just looked at an 8 year old and said "damn she's hot?"
AND FUCK
>>679221260
Xyzzy
>>679229200
Winrawr
I've gotten 2 dubs and a trip so far in this thread and op has only posted one of my shit
>>679229433
Winrar
Cough
>>679229479
ur dun
>>679229479
/b/ ruining friendships for years!©
>>679228988
this
>>679229712
Kek
thanks OP for the nice Thread. have a nice day, you racist ! :D
>>679229479
Sweet I broke the thread in like four seconds.
>>679229310
This is godtier
aaand locked. who's posting to /r/4chan?
OP is the real MVP for once. Amazing.
OP here, you guys were a shit ton of fun, thanks
This thread was amaze
>>679230168
How long have you known your friend? Is his mom hot?
>>679229938
I'm not, these things are always fake.
UNLESS there's a story in the news tomorrow about some dude named Daniel murdering one of his friends for the friend sending him homosexual, and sometimes racist, texts about wanting to make love to Daniel.
"He loved Twilight," one of his lesbian friends said.
