Hey /b/.
I want to start a thread about conspiracy theories you honestly believe is true, even though people look at you like you're autistic when you tell them about it.
Mine? I believe the queen of England, as well as a few other elitist families in the world, namely Rothchild and Rockefellar, are aliens that can travel between our dimension and the 4th dimension, put here by the Annunaki to ensure the thorough raping of our planet's minerals
>>679219554
Came here to say this
>>679219554
>people look at you like you're autistic
>like
>>679219554
>>679219663
Samefag much? Fuck off with your illumiqueerty bullshit.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams #bush911
>>679219554
What exactly is the picture implying? That the Queen of England does not put foundation on the back of her neck?
>>679219554
What are we looking for in this picture?
>>679219554
But anon, that's all true.
>>679220084
Why the fuck is it so dark though? Like she tans a lot in fucking Britain or she's a nigger
>>679219554
Lizardmen theorys is just stupid. I'm follower of the one that states the moon landing didn't happened, and all the later so called "proofs" have been forged by USA in the later years to keep it as true.
If I'm wrong, how comes we haven't been in moon since the 70s?
>>679220373
Because it costs a lot of money and there's nothing there
>>679220256
Old people commonly experience strange physical phenomena such as skin color deformation.
>>679220373
Because it costs a shit ton of money, there's no reason to and it's incredibly risky for the astronauts.
Socialists are using climate change to excuse their heavy taxation on literally everything.
>>679220473
There's this theory (fuck even I think it's a bit far fetched) that extraterrestrial beings on the moon told Buzz Aldren to leave the surface of the moon and never to return. Maybe that's why we never went back
>>679219554
The Rothschilds own the Federal Reserve.
>>679220633
The first nation to set up extraterrestrial mining and solar collection on a large scale will control the present and future of humanity.
>>679219554
you wanna hear a good one? We are all dead right now, you are just remembering your whole life.
This is what they call life in a blink of an eye.
>>679220473
>there's nothing there
>see very small portion of moon
Nothing here
But that's only if the moon was real
None of this is real
4th dimension is outside of the simulation
>>679220741
Ignorant much
>>679220027
Have a military data buddy who was working that day. He said we shot down the plane that the "passengers" landed.
>>679220889
"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream."
>>679219554
If you die in SAO, you die in rl. Just like in rl
>>679219554
white men created aids to kill the niggers
>>679220867
>extraterrestrial mining
>hauling back all that shizzle
>initial costs, maintenance, manpower etc
I'll hear from you in 3505
>>679220889
I'm gonna think about that next time I drop acid. I'm sure my brain will explode
>>679220889
>>679221105
If I made this shit up all in my mind and none of you guys are real.
Shit then I'm smart as fuck cause I thought up a pretty detailed world
Fuck with me tho soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>679221313
he didnt mention a timespan
We currently live in the year 1708, and someone has been messing with our calendars.
614 to 911 A.D. simply never happened. All documents referring to that time period were forged, and contemporary archaeologists work hard to cover up the truth.
>>679219554
I believe that wisdom is knowing how little we know
>>679221368
>Fuck with me tho soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
no
It's not a conspiracy, it's just a religion. Killed more people than any other unnatural cause in the 20th century.
All of you atheists are really just worshipers of the state.
>>679221507
what would the difference be? just another date on the calendar. nothing really special in my honest opinion
>>679219554
Queen Elizardbeth
>>679221531
That's not a conspiracy theory. But you are right. The more we learn and know, the more we realize how little we know
>>679219554
International banks and the like create wars to destroy nations, then force those nations to give them the rights to print money, thus creating puppet states
>JFK didn't want to re-sign the bank charter and give the USA its right to print back
>got 360noscope'd
>>679219554
>Annunaki
the game c:
>>679221313
That's why you start with solar arrays. Even a very lossy laser transport network would be nearly pure profit once operational.
>>679221507
Go on
>>679220084
its to prove she is a shapeshifter and this is her original reptilian skin showing through. its fucking stupid aids.
>>679221771
JFK was a real one. #RIPJFK
>>679219554
The Queen is really a Nigger!
>>679220373
if you honestly think we didnt go originally you are so fucking stupid like the rest of these conspiracy faggots.
THE QUEEN IS NOT A FUCKING ALIEN OH MY FUCK I'VE LOST ALL FAITH IN MY COUNTRY. YOU THINK THAT A 80+ YEAROLD LADY IS A FUCKING ALIEN JUST BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN BORN INTO POWER? WHY WOULD SHE BE AN ALIEN? WHAT HAS SHE GAINED? SHE'S OUR QUEEN. CONGRATS TO HER. SHE DOES FUCK ALL. shut it you retarded autistic cunt
>>679221892
I know bb, that's why I asked the OP to back up this lunacy.
>>679221256
and gays*
Titanic never sank, was a shitty sister ship that was disguised as the titanic and sunk on purpose for the insurance money.
>>679220473
How can you tell if we've never been on the other side of the moon? Their might be an alien colony hiding from us.
>>679221385
No, but that kind of shenanigans would
1: take fucking milennia because political hurdles
2: take a fuckton of trillions
3: take tech that just takes long to develop
4: thousands of highly skilled (and highly paid) experts in every imaginable field
>>679221879
Seconded
>>679219554
lol so ignorant and stupid. literally every conspiracy theory people have mentioned in this thread is a bunch of autistic faggotry. like, do you actually have brain damage? anyone that can use any logic knows how stupid they are.
>>679222019
This shouting faggot is kinda right...
>>679221771
this
fucking jews every fucking time
>>679222019
Stop shouting and fuckoff you closed minded fuckwit. Even if it is false, it's still more interesting than you cumming on your poptars jerking it to trap porn you stupid yank fuck.
>>679222135
Not really. If everyone could be convinced to join one world government, then they would be forced to. Yes it takes a long time. We have been slowly doing that since the beginning of history.
>>679219554
Conventional "science" will be the religion of the new world order
>>679222067
I just saw this one and agree. Also the people who died... Cleared out some competition.
>>679222067
The titanic sinking because insurance i can believe, but replicating it would be arbritrary, plus there'd be loads of people going ''wot m8, it didn't sink, what are you talking about nigga''
It'd be easier to just sabotage the thing. That's the problem with conspiracies, they devolve into theories that are just impractical and therefore probably false.
>>679222552
>impractical and therefore probably false
bingo.
>>679222422
did you just call me a yank? I'm from Britain you retard. learn to read. And at least use some sort of real comeback. You just made up some uncreative wank. cmon man.
>>679220867
Mining of what??
>>679222131
the fuck are you on about? we have seen all sides of the moon. and if you think anything could live on the moon, and we wouldnt know about it, you are retarded.
Can't wait until Communism finally takes over and removes you illumuminati Nazis . We are winning and will eradicate you all from the Earth.
>>679222685
Niggers
>>679219554
i'm a republican who believes in anthropogenic climate change.
it's pretty rough sometimes.
>>679222738
Just because i'm black doesn't make me retarded you racist pig.
>>679222804
Wow congratulations you're so special. Fucking faggot.
>>679222846
yes it does you overcooked retard.
>>679219554
I'm gonna
>kidnap you
>submerge you in vinegar for a quarter of a century
>feed you nothing but homeless black man's toenails and burnt smeg patties, breadcrumbbed in dandruff and burnt to high heaven, served in a molten stray dog's earwax sauce
>puke straight down your throat
>pack dingleberries between your teeth and cheeks like a little copraphagic squirrel
>mitchelinchef.exe
>smear turd all over your face and blowdry it for an impromptu facemask
>put a fishbowl over your head and vent pube smoke into it
>pampered.dll
>hire a fat sweaty african to pick his bellybutton and dispose of the entrails on your inner nostrils
>hire an ensemble of them to pick their ass and wipe it under your nose
>get them to pick their teeth and put that in your nostrils too
>politely ask them to blow snot down your earholes
>floss your teeth with remaining pubes
>fill your lower intestines with concrete so you have to barf your shit back up
>wait until the time comes
>drain the tank
>pull you out of the tank
>peel your skin off with pianowire
>eat you with a spoon from the feet up
>laugh myself to sleep
The purpose of the vinegar isn't only to pickle your flesh, but also serves to make your bones super soft and soggy. You won't be able to run, and I could loop your arms around into a knot, I could mould your head like playdough. I could contort your jaw to beavis proportions, and there's nothing you can do about it. I could feed you hot dog shit on a daily basis with no reprise. Film you in 4K as you wheeze, struggling to breathe through your smeg encrusted nostrils. I will upload it to a pay per view site and charge people to view it. It will subsidize the cost of the vinegar reservoir, clipping expeditions and prune juice. I will be seeing you soon.
Pic related, mfw you realise the scope of your situation and begin your inevitable downward spiral to insanity. Tiptop kek.
Have fun in my pokey, faggot. Regards, Queen of England.
>>679220373
They have consumer telescopes powerful enough to see the surface of the moon now...you could just see for yourself
>>679219554
The Queens father really was this guy?
>>679222949
Racists like you are dying out fast. We blacks will lynch you all soon. Payback is a bitch.
>>679222552
The titanic had a sister ship that was a few years older. It had an accident and the repair wasn't covered by the insurance. It was reported that it listed to the left slightly afterwards.
So they swapped the names on the boats, and intentionally sank the shitty one to get insurance money.
If true, that means that the titanic lived on for many years under a different name. Or at least that's how the story goes. Some people have found some convincing evidence, who knows if it's actually true or not.
But at the very least, it makes you wonder if chop shops do the same thing with cars.
>>679222989
no that's barack hussein obama senior. the current "dictator in cheif's" (get it guys?) father
>>679219554
>>679222668
but the titanic Was a sister ship to an equally big ship which did cross the atlantic successfully and for a long fucking time
http://www.starway.org/Titanic/Sister_Ships.html
>>679222683
Ahhh shit my bad. I just saw the capital letters and thought you were a loud mouth american shouting all over the place. Nothing more insulting than being called a yank when you're actually a person
>>679220834
It was because of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGhKzUUaME
>>679223079
i'm pretty sure you blacks are too busy killing and raping each other over there while we figure out how to build robots that will eventually lynch all of us (even you).
>>679222131
There might be a planet on the opposite side of Earth's orbit... but there isn't. Retard.
>>679223079
>we blacks will kill whites
>claims we are the racist ones.
you are the fucking racist here chief.
>>679222804
Yeah take your political views and fuck off
>>679220989
Their has been no significant global warming on 18 years.
>>679223154
Thought this was barack hussein obama senior. So hard to tell.
>>679223334
All your women want the Black man. Your generation is the last. You just scared of a black planet and you will be killed off racist.
>>679220084
We wuz queens n sheeit.
Duh
>>679223458
>doesnt understand what global warming is
last year average global temperatures were up nearly 2 degrees. not just limited to a specific area that changes yearly, which affects other areas, literally average entire global temperatures were up. learn fucking anything your cunt ass country isnt the whole world.
>>679219554
I believe the rich and powerful such as the queen throw out a lot of bullshit about reptilians and fourth dimensional beings to make conspiracy theories about themselves seem ridiculous and make themselves seem more powerful than They actually are.
Seriously man when you believe in the shit you do OP all your doing is making the real conspiracies about them seem ridiculous as well.
Grow up cunt
>>679222067
>>679223116
i im 100 percent sure that you only think that because you watched one, i repeat one, shitty "documentary" on youtube on that very topic. i know, because i have watched the same documentary. luckily i am not a fucking imbecile and can actually use basic reasoning and common sense, so i didn't fall for that shit
>>679223302
read the post before you spew insults then NO MATTER HOW ITS WRITTEN
>cunt
>>679223719
There's a documentary?
>>679220373
Moon landing was real. I was there. Pretty cool level to be honest.
>>679219554
what do you smoke ?
she's like a 1000 years old dude & she is wearing makeup :/
makeup fails
>>679223444
checked
>>679223853
nice try!
>>679219554
Do you realise the 4th dimension is time?
>>679223742
You fucking knob cheese you should stop typing like a yank pig in capital letters you pomme tosser
>>679219554
OP every conspiracy theory can be explained by simple logic or paranoia.
In your case paranoia brought on by chemical imbalances.
>>679224072
I'll give you credit for the troll, but I'm not some gullible teenager.
>>679219554
OP pic only proves that the queen is a nigger and missed a spot with her makeup that day.
>>679224204
From all the Chemtrails ?
>>679222804
i pity you
>>679219554
These retarded theories are made up by the elite themselves to discredit all the truthers and conspiracy theorists and to make them look like fools.
This buffoonery was popularizded by Illuminati disinformation agent David Icke and his popular reptilian theories. They successfuly turned every conspiracy theory into a mockery, and nobody take illuminati seriously anymore.This just proves how people are stupid and they are always way ahead of us.
>>679224236
It's not about the pic you fuckwit it's about the theory and the possibility of it
>>679219554
The Earth is really Flat though. I have proof!
>>679224232
so you have some strong evidence for your theory? why not release some paper for peer review, then? let the scientific community check those claims.
>>679220834
we landed on the moon 5 more times after the apollo 11 mission.
Hitler never actually killed himself. He fled to Argentina and lived out the rest of his life.
>>679223612
keep telling yourself that. whatever makes you feel better about your people getting raped by mine for the last 3-500 years, (nevermind the fact that we were able to colonize your entire continent and fuck up your civilizations using inferior weaponry and knowledge of the land).
>>679224559
either sarcasm or retarded, either way you don't have proof lol.
>>679224355
checked.
also, noone needs to make stuff up to make conspiracists look like fools, they are perfectly capable of doing that themselves.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
>>679224594
I don't know if it's true or not, I just find it interesting. Stay classy my friend.
>>679221368
He didn't say you were making it up he said you were remembering
>>679224693
I believe that too, sold nazi technologies to the americans in exchange for his life probably
>>679219554
White people are reptilians.
Bush did 9/11
Us backs and arms ISIS
They're poisoning our water
>>679221001
I can confirm this as well!
the holocaust really did happen and 11 million or more people really did die in the concentration camps, which were real.
>>679224752
Explain then why your white women all want black men. We are outbreading you white racists and in 20 years we be more than you and will kill you racist whites off. Take back da land you stole.
Biggest Conspiracy, my dick
>>679219554
Trump is a Manchurian candidate. His job is to dismantle the GOP from within and ensure Hillary's victory.
>>679223364
There isn't because we can clearly see it.
The moon shows us the same side all the time so no human has ever seen what's on the other side with his own eyes.
Our governments aren't exactly trustworthy i will only believe what i see unlike you sheeple. Until then their may be an alien colony hidden there or not.
>>679225072
Soap made from Jews is the best. I still have a box. Stocked up early.
>>679224889
oh, i see, you do not know whether it is true or not. i just assumed that you actually read what op wrote when he asked for "conspiracy theories you honestly believe"
sorry, i forgot that reading isn't your forte
7/11 was a part time job
I think the Trump is a big media scheme
>>679225228
Believe/believable...whatever.
>>679221709
one religion has nuked two major cities that don't practice their religion in anger.... Christians.
One religion has the blood of millions of people from every tribe and nation on their hands... Christians.
THIS religion may save the world. Christianity.
>>679225081
they don't. you just said that without any evidence. maybe if you people would realize that's not true there wouldn't be so many black rapists.
you can outbread us all you want, we don't need the carbs, believe me.
There is probably life on other planets, but underground. The surface might be hostile and therefore people live below for shelter.
>>679225081
Hahahaha so are you taking back the land the americans stole from the native americans? Or are you talking about Africa? You're probably an american yourself, with your snapback cap and your wiz khalifa playing in the background.
Motherfucker you know nothing about racism, come to Africa bud. Come see what it's really like. Come see if you want to take back this poverty stricken desolate land overun by famine, death and disease.
>>679224657
Yeah but Buzz never went back
he wrote a whole book about how he went nuts after that incident
>>679223677
RSS Global temperature change. Not specified to a certain area. These measurements are way more accurate then the ones you climate change fanatics use.
>>679225446
we have jews and atheists here too, just mostly in the northeast. they don't actually fight in wars though, they just earn a living from them.
>>679222135
I can remember in the 80's scientists saying it would be hundreds of years before we had the technology to reach Mars.
>>679225402
>I want to start a thread about conspiracy theories you honestly believe is true
well, at least you have realised that you do not have strong evidence. that step is more than most conspiracy theorists can manage. so, godspeed to you!
>>679225638
belive that while your women fucks tha BBC and gets the superior black genes.
The whites are finished and we will kill you all soon you racists.
I am pretty sure the 1% or whatever other rich fuckers have a shit load of power and are in control of the government and a lot of other shit.
Then again that sounds pretty logical
>>679225446
>in anger
We were at war and they wouldnt surrender. They attacked us first.
>one religion
No man you're right Muslims weren't active during the crusades, the crusades totally weren't christian response to Muslims forcing Islam on people by raping and killing and conquering lands.
>b...b..but muh alternative history! you belieeb dat because a book said it!
Nigga you can't change facts by refusing to believe them.
>>679225446
![japaneaes%20satalight%20base[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xrttoK5.jpg "japaneaes%20satalight%20base[1].jpg")
>>679225665
how is that a conspiracy?
THIS is a conspiracy:
>>679225665
this is true for earth as well. not all life needs oxygen, plenty of (potentially hostile for all we know) creatures live in underground ecosystems where the primary input of energy is from chemosynthetic organisms that use sulfur or other elements instead of oxygen in their electron transport chain.
>>679226135
faggot
Anyone ever heard of Donald Marshall? Think he's legit or what?
>>679226211
Fascist
>>679221771
This theory has tread.
>>679226211
Thank you.
I believe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WTBkj8gFfI
>>679226060
Well done for playing the race card again. Let's see if we can go for a 5th time?
>>679226060
if you were superior then why did we evolve from you? couldn't black people have survived just fine the way they were when they left africa?
checkmate, nigger.
There are no aliens. I'm shutting this thread down.
>>679221771
I can believe it. Problem is even if it true can't do shit about it.
>>679226316
go blame Obama for something faggot
>>679226452
There be no such thing as the white race. You all stole everything from the black man. We teached you to wash and read.
>>679226612
Man that's some shitty bait.
>>679221771
>>JFK didn't want to re-sign the bank charter and give the USA its right to print back
>>got 360noscope'd
too bad you have absolutely jack shit to correlate the two
see that's the problem with you conspiracyfags
you need to be slapped like the faggots you are
>>679226452
of course we can, we can go until one of us gets bored and realizes we're both skinny white dudes living in first-world homes who (probably) only talk to black people when we place our order at mcdonalds.
>>679226448
best post ITT so far
>>679226728
fuck you racist white. i'm out. your days are short. we will come take your women and kill you soon.
>>679226612
we wuz kangs
>>679226452
>>679226766
totally called it >>679226889
>>679223458
faggot
Wow there's some edgy thirteen year olds in this thread
>>679223334
RACE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>679219554
Hey op here's a protip: not everything on the Internet is real
>>679227119
yeah but this is
>>679227013
get the fuck off my B faggot
>>679226116
>japaneaes satalight base[1].jpg
>>679227217
what is B retard blablabla
>>679227388
no it's weel
>>679222738
No we haven't the dark side of the moon is always cold and never lit but there prob is not life there
>>679219554
The fourth dimension of the physical universe is time, you fucking cretin.
>>679227217
Capital keks
>>679227597
That's what they want you to believe so you never question it.
we are not from this planet
>>679226612
Hahahahaha you've honestly never been to africa, right? I am a white african and I don't mean to pull the race card like you yanks but you all have the same fucking mentality: "the white man took our land" "it's the white man's fault we are here". Do some research man, or better yet let me educate you about the real africa. When the Europeans first landed here there was a tribe called the Khoi-San who lived in mud hutts and had no education, no idea of what was happening with the rest of the world, fuck they didn't even know there was an outside world. But the Europeans colonized the Khoi San, I must admit I don't agree with the idea of it, but it happened. We, the dutch and german, educated you. It's the americans who took you away to become slaves. So be mad at the yanks you tosser. But don't come back to africa, we don't need your racist mentality because we've learnt to live together in harmony
>>679219554
Rothschilds can travel between the 4th dimension and here all they want, but they are nothing compared to the Lombardi trophy aliens that hop so easily between the first 17 dimensions.
>>679219554
Universities are trying and are possibly doing right now, launching coups against the world governments so they can gain power themselves, this is all thanks to the invention of social media which they've used to brainwash thousands of soldiers for their cause. When you look at it carefully you would see that LGBT, liberal and SJWs belief weren't as prevalent around the late 90s to early 00s, still strong in some places but not as much as it has now, 2007/2008 were the turning points for when their cause went worldwide and they could spread their beliefs to people or places where SJW ideologies weren't as widespread. Now they have a fully effective fighting force, where we will see the rise of lefty fascism.
>>679219554
there is a worldwide war going on and its not the "war on terror". Its the war of rich vs the poor. They control our governments via lobbyism and other means. they control the finance market which in turn controls basically everything. If there is any effort to create a world government you can be sure who is actually controling it. Its not going to be a democracy.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GEMfjNZ.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>679227785
> the first 17 dimensions.
everybody knows there are only FIVE
>>679227777
Das not true. We are taking back our land you white devils stole from us. Africa will be all black again when we exterminate all you white racists.
racism is the most basic problem preventing the low class to develop and revolutionize
>>679224122
there is no such thing as time it is only spacetime read the theories on that itll blow ur miind
>>679226766
Hahaha nah bro. I'm a south african. I'm fluent in Zulu, Twsana and Sesotho. Most of my friends are black. Not that it matters
>>679227777
Check 'em
>>679227988
Get out of here with your fifth world problems.
>>679227680
You meant to say creatures from a parallel universe, not the fourth fucking dimension. X,Y and Z axis make up the three dimensions of space with time being the fourth. There are more dimensions, but they don't apply outside quantum theory. They are ways to describe objects or the space in which objects exist, they aren't universes in themselves.
>>679225010
I believe all of these things
>>679228105
Come to Africa you dumb fuck. The people here are not hungry for blood like you americans. The people here are just hungry.
>>679228275
but you have no reason to
doesn't that mean you're deluded?
>>679227828
>brainwashing and spreading their ideologies
You mean like religion has over the centuries?
>Christians constantly oppressing LGBT rights (human rights)
WAR ON CHRISTIANITY LMAO
>>679227777
Nice quads
>>679227735
that's not a conspiracy theory. many scientists genuinely believe life on this planet may have originally come from space.
>>679228418
My brothers will kill you whites all soon. The white farmers are being exterminated for steeling our land.
>>679228275
a study found that belief in one conspiracy theory is a strong indicator for belief in others. it's a mindset, there are psychological reasons for being a conspiracist.
i am not telling you this, you are a lost cause. just mentioning this for others who aren't complete retards
>>679228607
Impossible
>>679228607
not really
name even one
>>679220115
Poop on her neck
People say they can't believe it, or that it's good to be true, but nobody ever listens to me when I tell them, and honestly...
I can believe it's not butter
>>679228132
I don't even know what the fuck that is that you're fluent in, probably because you people don't matter now that apartheid is gone. Nothing for us bored americans to complain about going on in your region of the country of africa...
>>679220256
Its a fucking shadow, you nigger.
>>679228793
The truth is finally revealed! The queen smears shit on herself
>>679228128
yeah, that is exactly what that anon said.
time is another dimension of space, the 4th dimension
>>679228729
I was just pretending to be retaarded lol
>>679220027
Then explain this faggot
>>679219554
>>679228998
Probably to hide from predator
>>679224122
no.
>>679228831
Bullshit you're a fuckin liar.
>>679220834
Didn't one of the Apollo crews hear an odd noise for about 10 minutes and get cut off from contact with Earth during it?
>>679228656
Hahaha and look what happens when you get that land back that we stole. Just look at Zimbabwe my man, all the whites were killed and forced out of the country. Now the country is in shambles with no proper agricultural development and farming. Robert Mugabe has even urged all whites to return to Zim to help the country.
Fuck even the same things is happening here is South Africa. The land was taken from the white man and given to the black man. The black man didnt know how to farm in such a large scale so there was no corn, no vegetables and no sunflowers for oil. Now the economy is fucked because we have to import everything from America and with the current exchange rate the prices have hiked tremendously. Face it man. We need each other
>>679223458
Dont believe everything you hear on the internet lol.
>>679229230
but they can see heat like a snake.
>>679226742
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>>679220834
hillary clinton said she'll declassify everything the government knows about aliens when she's president. maybe we'll know by this time next year.
>>679229402
Because you whites stole all our technology. Whne you are all exterminated Africa will rule the world and racism will end. White man must be exterminated.
i think conspiracy theories pick up on some shady aspect of an event and then just run across the retard line leaving a trail of drool.
i don't even get the lizard people shit, like yea there's good reason to believe these powerful people are corrupt enough to influence things in their favor but WHY LIZARD PEOPLE?
>>679228941
I hate to admit it man but you're right. White people dont mean shit in South Africa anymore. I'm not saying apartheid was good, but ever since the ANC (ruling party) took over everything went to shit
>>679229424
I didn't hear it on the internet, i read it.
>>679229817
On the internet?
https://archive.org/details/911
>>679229900
Yes.
>>679229702
racism wont end if africans take over, they'll just revert to the same tribalism that caused the genocide in rwanda.
9/11 was just controlled demolition
there were no planes
Sandyhook was a drill, nobody was hurt or killed
Dylan Roof is an actor and nobody got killed
>>679229692
>she'll declassify everything the government knows
except for anything involving her and Bill
>>679229745
everything was shit before then, too.
up until last week >>679227988 there WERE only five.
But Bertha stared digging under the why-a-Duck last night & found the old (orange) N-train line - that used to go to Queens and south Chicago; but the mayor of Seattle is in North Carolina opening doors to uni-sex bathrooms and the WHOLE tunnel colapsed (again) when Bertha got clogged by an ancient 1st-Nation Whale Bone from 1369, so there are now TWENTY THREE exposed dimensions for everyone to use and abuse.
>>679230009
you sheeple there never was twin towers it was a massive conspiracy of new york to become relevant again
>>679229708
they don't even need a shady aspect, true conspiracists will just make something up. there is literally no event in the past decades which has gained a modicum of media focus and wasn't called a conspiracy.
the true reasons for the existence of most conspiracy theories are psychological. the past few years have seen some work by the scientific community to shed some light on this
>>679228998
Sounds like a headline from the Sun
>>679229702
Jesus Christ it's like talking to a fucking wall. Nothing gets taken in or even considered. Please, by all means, keep to your ignorant, racist, backwards views for as long as you want. You don't know shit about Africa bud. Stay the fuck in Atlanta, or Chigaco or New York and keep your views there too
>>679230122
anything that makes them look bad, that is.
you realize hillary probably blew Bill in the oval office several times too, right?
>>679230154
What.
>>679229702
jesus christ man who cares anymore why must the white man be exterminated he is related to you and is your friend not an enemy no longer the west is trying to join the world together even with it's ignorance from the past it is now an ally not an enemy you are resisting to peace and friendship do you realise how stupid that is just fight against big companies instead of the west. The west rose because of all of us our exploitation we must take the benefits that have been denied for us in the past.
>>679230381
the truth will set you free
>>679230343
nah, i think I might book myself a flight over to south africa, or maybe even the more superior east africa.
>>679230241
i've heard about this, some need to become important or something. it'd explain why every event is turned into something completely outlandish and they are the ONLY ones who know about it
>>679223458
>meteorology is so easy! look, i didn't even need to study or learn, i just read a website and now i can refute the overwhelming majority of meteorologists with ease!
yfw
>>679230473
west here,
we're not your ally, but you're free to think that if you want while your government uses its army to kill your own people.
>>679230800
but the meterologists-lizard-people are all in on it, this anon is trying to save us all
>>679230350
I hope so
>>679230907
Is that why they want global warming, because they are lizard people?
>>679230800
"I'm not a scientist, so climate change isn't my concern." - marco rubio
>>679231035
holy fuck dude you better go dark i bet they are after you now
fuck if i was a mod here I'd delete all conspiracy threads just to troll the fucktards into further delusion
Tbh I don't believe in the moon landing but only because it makes perfect sense for it to be fake, but is also entirely plausible that it's real
>fake moon landing
>convince Russians to blow their economy on space bullshit
>win public support and establish USA as #1 space dudes
there's so many wins tied to faking it, but I also fully believe it could be real
>>679231024
next time she's yelling about breaking that glass-seagull ceiling and whatever other shit bernie sanders says, just imagine her sucking bill clinton's penis.
I would totally bang hillary clinton.
>>679231035
looks like we are done here
>>679231187
You think I should?
>>679230578
Hahahahaha superior east africa. Have fun in burundi and rwanda and ethopia fuck face. Those are the most poverty stricken places in africa. Fuck even nigeria has a more stable economy and they're all drug lords and criminals. Fuck even if you had to come to south africa, you'd be fucked because people will talk to you in Zulu and you'll look like a white boy who cant even speak an African language. Face it man, you're not African. You dont belong here with us real africans. Stay in america where you can get obese in peace
>>679229179
also make up area vs no make up area
>>679220867
When I was a kid, I used to think that maybe my entire life was a dream. And that I'd wake up as an infant at any point.
>>679231345
Not the way she looks now
Elizabeth Warren, yes
I would make out with her
>>679231338
you have the power of hindsight though. if it came out they faked it how would the USA look in the eyes of the world? tbh the risk of faking it was insane.
the moon landing is just a great example of engineering and teamwork, what's so impossible about that?
>>679230350
I don't think that's a probably. I'm sure he was fucking her all over the white house too.
>>679222131
>Thinking the moon is tidally locked
god damn
>>679219554
I honestly belive that the whole election in the USA is a ruse to allow Obama to stay president/dictator
>>679227549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_side_of_the_Moon
Learn to read you fucking retard. The "dark side" of the moon is just the side that faces away from us. It gets sunlight. We have seen it, we have shit tons of satellite photos mapping the moon out. We know its chemical composition and we know how much ice is at its poles. We left a reflector on the moon in fact, you can bounce a laser off it.
>>679231417
i was kidding. I would never go to africa, I would rather stay here and love every minute of getting obese (something you unfortunately will never understand) and live my full 70-80 years of lazy luxury that i'm entitled to as an american.
why would I actually want to go somewhere that people still get polio? seriously?
>>679231971
>the dark side of the moon
>We have seen it, we have shit tons of satellite photos mapping the moon out
not really
>>679222067
This one's plausible. Researchers who have done down to it can't find stuff based on the titanic's blue prints. Like there's doors and shit that are misplaced, or just not there
>>679221709
8/10 trolling
good effort all around
>>679231613
It isn't impossible at all but yeah you have a point, if the ruse fell apart it would shame us
But then, isn't USA the best at cover ups? Who could expose it?
Unless a nation spent the shit ton of money it takes to go and they see that the flag was never planted, no one will ever know
Pretty sure all the people working on the mission are senile as fuck or silenced
Or, it could be real and this is all hoopla
Either way soviets got fucked by it
>>679231869
honestly he's a better candidate than anyone else right now plus he's got 8 years experience of not destroying the country, i actually think he would win this election is given another chance
>>679231631
I wish I was a secret serviceman in the 90s, goddamn. listening to her pleasure moans. you know bill was good at it...
>>679232068
Great argument faggot
>>679220867
But if a country hauls back a shit ton of gold, gold will be worthless. Or, I guess they could play Russia and hold it all like they're doing with diamonds
>>679232299
just pointing out the flaw in yours
there really aren't "shitloads" of pictures of the Dark side of the moon
in fact there aren't that many at all, which is odd
>>679232146
that could just mean the drawings were fucked up is all which is pretty highly likely
Says the fag who will take Obama's word for it. Fanatical/10
>>679232146
that might be because of some hyper-intelligent sea creatures from another conspiracy theory, like mermaids and whales.
>>679231712
Do you think it isn't...?
>>679231613
And point coordination over a delayed weak radio through 2 magnetic and electrically charged fields
>>679232048
Hahaha Polio really isn't the worst there is. But in south africa life expectancy is the same as in america, with cheaper healthcare and we're the 3rd most obese country in the world. So I could if I wanted to but I'd rather help the rest of my african brothers than stuff myself with food like you gluttonous pigs. Nice try though
>>679219554
>>679232197
I would honestly vote for him for a third term. he seems like a cool guy, most of us have been doing just fine.
i'll probably vote for hillary in the general by not voting (new yorker here). closest thing to the same shit we've been doing.
>>679232190
of ALL the possible conspiracy theories i've heard, faking the moon landing is definitely the most plausible and there certainly was motivation. however it assumes they were unable to put someone on the moon though which just required a lot of money, smarts, and a bit of luck.
>>679222131
You dumbass they orbited the moon during the landings. They had a lunar orbiter and a l.e.m. when the excursion module finished it's work they rendezvoud with the orbiter and then back to earth.. the while time the orbiter was circling the moon taking pics and readings. And more recently the Japanese have done. High resolution mapping of the entire lunar surface.. including the landing sites of the Apollo missions.. complete with tracks, flags, lander bases and rovers still there
We are all the same person posting all these stupid fucking posts, and creating all these stupid threads. I am me, you are me, we all are me. I am you, we all are you. It's just our brain fucking with us all this time. None of this exists we are all just some kind of fucking experiment that imagines endless shit. Maybe I'm just high.
>>679232612
we don't need to help the rest of our people because it's america and we don't do socialism like you guys because it doesn't work, end of discussion.
>>679232683
its fucked how after having a decent president or even the rare GOOD one he's gone in 8 years. like what the fuck let the guy keep going until we vote him out.
>>679232612
I wouldn't know what the worst there is is because i'm an american. we view africa as a single country that's basically hell on earth. people here will ask for donations to help "african children" and don't need to explain beyond that.
>>679232531
it was lucky it was a success given the enormous amount of ways it could have failed. they had competent people and lots of money, those things can accomplish a lot
>>679232967
we've only had one president go beyond 2 terms and he's objectively considered the third best president after lincoln and washington. doesn't make much sense to me, we're actually in agreement here. this is new to me, I don't know what to do now.
Black people are evolutions of Gorillas and Bears and other creatures of the highest power and athleticism
White people are evolutions of Cats and Pigs and other more inferior animals
Everyone else is everything in between
>>679232917
It's not socialism you backwards fuck it's called looking out for another life. just remember not every country in the world is as apathetic and undervaluing as America. But hey congratulations for proving to me, once again, that yanks are not like the rest of the world. You go ahead and act like you rule the world like a jock walking down the corridor at school, choosing to be uneducated and fat and being proud of the fact that you know fuck all. At least you know how much a Big Mac costs so that's fine
>>679233607
no. it doesn't work like in pokemon. but go ahead and keep trying, it's entertaining for us.
>>679233446
just call each other faggots and agree to agree
>>679233662
i like that picture, thx anon
>>679233785
be nice to the american their education doesn't teach much about other types of governments. hell they are so scared of anything beyond freedom they need 10 guns in the house.
>>679233171
Hahaha nah that's not really true. Sorry if i offend you but most americans choose not to know what's going on in africa. There are 52 countries in africa, some of them thriving economically, some of them overrun by rebels, some of them so poverty stricken they develop a sickness called kwashiorkor and some of them getting along just fine. But there really are starving people in africa. But then again there are starving people everywhere
>>679234103
Hahahaha are you english?
>>679232531
This has to be the weakest link, but grossly overlooked and unexamined
>>679233785
I don't know how much a big mac costs because I use a credit card that gets paid directly from my checking account. we don't need to look out for each other because we can take care of ourselves.
next time you're wondering who rules the world just take a look at which countries are permanently on the UN security council, or even where the UN headquarters is. Or maybe who the world turns to when a major uprising happens, like the arab spring or the rise of isis.
also, "corridor"? we call it a hallway. this isn't harry potter, it's america. we come off as apathetic because it doesn't matter what you people do or invent, we will make it better. call me a jock all you want, it doesn't change the fact that we actually do run the show here on planet earth.
>>679233826
fuck you, i wont do what you tell me.
>>679227777
You mean you sold them to the USA right?
>>679219554
4th dimension is time, pleb.
go back to >>>/x/
