Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>eat healthy
>exercise
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed.
>>679213377
double dubs!!!
>>679213443
hiya!!! how are you doin?
It's actually quiet for once
Best girl claim
I'm sad I didn't get to post this in a while...
youtu.be/sTsVJ1PsnMs
Boom, sad gone.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>679212832
>>679213545
Hey Kagami.
>>679213715
yooo, how's your day goin?
>>679213545
I'm doing alright, done anything good?
>DFC club
>>679212898
STOP IT!
>>679212994
Got curious about thread when some op talked about fucking a dolphin and it was my first time seeing beastiality. Got horny and fapped to a few webms in the thread and came. Realized what I did and called myself a sick bastard. I now stay clear of those threads
>>679213081
How's my fellow purple hair waifu doing?
Pats are back
>>679213864
Good, but it's been a long one already.
Fuck, it's hard to type this while listening to the song...
I was busy drawing mostly, but the last hour or so I've been distracted/posting.
How are you?
>>679213911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rZTpoXVzw&nohtml5=False
>>679214018
>pats
sachi claim
>>679213869
DFC unite?
>>679213869
more maintenance today, so that was fun, just got outta the gym...again lol
>>679213911
lol it's funny 'cause i was trying to call bunny anon, im doing fine shinoa, how about you? i hope you're doing well
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
>>679212989
>Lucky seven
>everything is accepted
>>679214213
>>679214282
>>679213864
DCF Unite
>>679214143
what'cha drawing??? im doing alright, work was good today lol
>>679214401
*DFC, you get the idea
>>679214401
yeah!!!!!
>team dfc
>>679214523
have fun with that.
>>679214414
Yeh, I saw you pretty much answered the same question from others anyways.
I'm drawing character art. You'll probably (hopefully?) see it some time.
>>679212982
Ffs... i wrote this, copy pasted it, changed thread and then copy pasted URL before pasting the reply.
One of the biggest trance festivals is hosted in Portugal and it was hard for me to believe it a few years ago. If you care heres their website: https://www.boomfestival.org/
And this is my favourite trance artist that i saw live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DonS2usQkeM
If its not too much to ask, where are you from?
>>679213377
You guys need your own fucking chatroom or something
>>679214581
DFC is my fetish
here
>>679214595
ooooooo, i can't wait to see it, who is it of?
>>679214401
>>679214213
>>679213869
>>679214523
>>679214549
>>679214718
Many stand against us, but they will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain
We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain
>>679214718
Nice.
>>679214739
How's the drawing going?
>>679214750
2 characters
guess
>>679214018
Bestest waifu
>>679214983
hmmmm is the first one your waifu???
>>679214891
No.
>homura
>>679214979
I dont draw
>>679214181
Jesus christ!
>hellooooooo~
>>679214282
Meanie and I am. As always how's your day going?
>>679214018
Slyvie!!
Hey guys, dropping in again
How's everyone tonight?
akiko claim
>>679215215
I was thinking of someone else, my bad.
>>679215240
Hi?
>>679214641
>(Dead)
I guess you're not replying to anything I said?
While I was talking about trance you should know where I live (I think?).
The song doesn't seem bad, still listening.
A little too similar to Darude - Sandstorm.
>>679215159
You have to guess them together.
It definitely is a possibility.
I'll give you a hint:
The question is super easy.
>>679215182
You're in the snipers sight
The first kill tonight
You're in the bullet's way
The White Death's prey
>more lyrics than Mugi over here
>>679215358
just means i need to update my claim pic will photoshop later at 10ish my time
>>679215391
i dont post lyrics THAT much ;^)
>>679215240
hahaaha, she's not bad, i saw this morning she actually typed a full sentence, its going well so far, got a three day this weekend for safety stand-down
>>679215385
hmmm is it your waifu and oh....i can't remember her name, something about tuna or something....
>>679215215
you're cute
best girl
>>679215658
No
Not rekt
Rekt
Really Rekt
Tyrannosaurus Rekt
Cash4Rekt.com
Grapes of Rekt
Ship Rekt
Rekt markes the spot
Caught rekt handed
The Rekt Side Story
Singin' In The Rekt
Painting The Roses Rekt
Rekt Van Winkle
Parks and Rekt
Lord of the Rekts: The Reking of the King
Star Trekt
The Rekt Prince of Bel-Air
A Game of Rekt
Rektflix
Rekt it like it's hot
RektBox 360
The Rekt-men
School Of Rekt
>>679215744
You got it.
>>679215931
yes!!!! that's awesome, i hope she likes it
Knock Knock.
>>679215274
Pic
>>679215182
DFC for now..
>>679215358
Oh I was quoting that guy on how he said hello when the horses came to him. Sorry for the confusion dude
>>679215682
>pat
>continue?
>pat some moar
>>679215744
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE KIDDING! And that's good to hear homie
>>679215848
thanks?
>>679216023
This reich, that 3rd reich
Franz Pfeffer, that white race
This one for them nazis
Them parties straight master race
Fascists, racists, liven it up in the city
Got patches on with Otto Rahn
Gotta HEIL myself I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
Call Austria- Hungary
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
Make a furnace wanna write a diary
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
I'm a tiny mustache man, break it down
Jews gassen hallelujah (whoo)
Jews gassen hallelujah (whoo)
Cause Nazi party gunna give it to YA
Cause Nazi party gunna give it to YA
Friday night and we're in the fight
Genocide feels so right (come on)
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Wait a minute, heat the oven put the Jews in it
Sweep it up, sweep it out
Jüden! Hit the showers!
Ride to Luxembourg, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia and Poland
If we show up we gunna take out
Invade harder than a westborough hippy
Jews gassen hallelujah (whoo)
Jews gassen hallelujah (whoo)
Cause Nazi party gunna give it to YA
Cause Nazi party gunna give it to YA
Friday night and were in the fight
Genocide feels so right (come on)
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Before we go
Imma tell yall something
Naziis gas you up, naziis gas you up
>>679214979
mfw i'm a drawfag too but I can't draw anime style
>>679216137
>>679216310
It's me Joe.
C.C. Claim
It's so fucking hot in here
>>679216280
Rip
>>679216179
Oh, ok.
>was the horse in the video JRHNBR?
>>679216179
i should've screencapped it, i imagine i'll feel the same way when one of my kids graduates high school
>>679216022
That's the minimum standard for not an heroing.
>>679216376
I have my own style, can't really classify it
This is one of my latest I've been working on
If you recognize a style in it let me know
>>679216358
FUCK YOU JOE KILLED MY PARENTS I'M BATMAN NOW
What is clearly a girl and best waifu claimed. Fight me.
>>679216280
>I can't draw anime style
Neither can I. Just do it anyways. It's pretty easy actually.
>>679216376
>It's so fucking hot in here
Oven's on.
Sorry.
Been "cooking"
Showing up late to the party as I get off work but Renge claim
Based on the reponses from last thread which I have interpreted as overwhelmingly positive, I will continue my daily survey.
Today we ask:
Do you wash your hands after using the restroom, anon?
>don't lie to me now
>>679216479
im certain she'll love it, don't sweat it
>>679216205
I want to hug you, but i can't.
>>679216529
Well shit.
>>679216607
as shown in >>679216521 I can't really draw something out of this style. I'm even using some anime elements but it just doesn't feel anime to me
>>679216668
sometimes yes, sometimes no, i really don't know what it depends on
>>679216521
I don't know shit about art, I wish I could help you.
>>679216628
But I'm not in the Fatherland
>>679216668
Yes
>who doesn't?
>>679216668
Well yeah.
If you don't you're subhuman trash.
For me it's borderline OCD, I'll probably get up every 30 minutes or so to do it.
>>679216376
>Just at the right height. No bucket is required
>>679216884
oh yeah! if im at work yes, but if im at home no
>>679216668
No, and best waifu clearly does not care.
I wonder how many people remember this fuck.
>>679216668
welcome to the party friend
I do it obsessively 60% of the time
Dunno why but sometimes i just HAVE to and other times it's just meh
>>679216746
ok? ill be back in 5 hours bye
It's only 10 seconds long...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZ7-pC33UY
>>679217186
get out of here please....
>>679217186
>>679217186
Hello crazy frog, back from my childhood memories I see
>>679217273
You can't escape, tomiko
>>679217186
How can anyone forget it?
>>679216692
Homura is pretty well informed, so technically I should not need to sudoku.
>>679216827
That's not too far off, I think.
I generally draw 'realistically' (poorly, I guess), so anime is totally different for me.
I did some editing, though, and maybe that helped.
>>679217309
What, didn't like the music?
>>679217311
Nice ship
>>679217330
Indeed I am, have some of this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE&nohtml5=False
>>679217600
Yo
>>679217186
S T O P
My monkey waifu
>>679217542
Don't know, but some people don't seem to be keen on seeing crazy frog again.
>>679217725
Why?
>>679217186
>>679217600
hi
8/10 waifu
>>679217725
Hey, how're you feeling? I hope better.
>>679217872
Want some dank music?
>>679217867
Im happy as long as im just seeing it and not listening to it.
>>679217837
Ain't got shit on my waifu
>>679216668
Not always.
>>679216465 #
She broke her record of 3 words to for then beat it again by counting up to 5 this morning. The fear of the bun is real
>>679216668 #
Fuck yeah I do and if there isn't any paper towel, I use the bottom legs of my jean
>>679217965
I'm a little better.
>>679217552
well even if she is, please don't supoku
>>679217867
I remember this nigga from when I was a kid holy fuck
>>679218123
which bun is she afraid of??
>>679218006
Oh come on, Crazy Frog had the best beats back in the days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwI1j7sslYI&nohtml5=False
>>679218261
Glad people still remember this fuck.
>>679218426
Now I can't get the fucking song out of my head
thanks nostalgia
>>679218426
>Popcorn
Oh god... I miss those times, fuck
>>679217837
Is that street sign falling over?
>>679218042
Not even the real CWC.
>>679218238
Why not? Hegh'bat is better than disgrace.
>>679218629
Don't forget about this masterpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE&nohtml5=False
>>679218696
you gotta bounce back from adversity!!!! at least that's what they tell me...
>>679218643
How about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_IAqwrvEuU&ebc=ANyPxKpuDLnKFri7fsUnDoPolp_4urEPKGeiQh_IiAyNUmw9yogqu4sdkC9_VdUD6isadRgLB68Gr8Ra9sVobWkIsva8mERZaw&nohtml5=False?
>>679218315
Her own quote when I said fear of the dark
>>679218750
Come to think of it, these animations were pretty good for their time
>>679217937
Hey, thanks, whats up?
>>679218952
No, just no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWvNEPsilI&nohtml5=False
>>679218952
I had that one in my phone back in the day, holy shit.
We need you in our threads
>>679219271
Been here chilling with the rest of you guys and trying to get opinions about my art >>679216521 and see if anyone recognizes a certain style in it
>>679219092
Agreed, I actually liked Crazy Frog when I was younger, I want to strangle myself from back then.
>>679219271
Crazy frog's version was way better.
>>679219351
Don't expect much, I am only doing this for today.
>>679219053
lol bunny anon is so strange...i wish i could understand...
I've still got PS up, I'll take some requests to help this crippling boredom
>>679214641
I kind of want to go see Deadmau5 live if they're ever playing near by.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7kIwISX5fM
Nordic countries, that's all I'll tell you.
Sorry for the slow reply, had to take care of something.
>>679219623
Probably just someone having fun with us and plotting to become the next meme.
>>679218696
>>679218832
If you fail the standards set by yourself you must either improve or sudoku.
It's like a situation that does not allow for failure.
You succeed or you die.
Considering you don't want to die it should motivate you to not fail ultimately.
>>679219758
Can someone do me a favor and just kill me real quick so I don't have to work tomorrow
Also reposting autism because Kagami needs to know
Excerpt from an earlier survey asking the most autistic thing you've ever done
>in college
>live in apartment style dorm with friend
>super hot girl in class likes me for no discernable reason
>literally a model
>we make out occasionally, imokwiththis.jpg
>one night she's over late, I'm pretty tired
>I'd gone to the kitchen, presently sitting on the couch, she's sitting in my room
>she starts undressing
>"hey... I think I'm ready to go to bed"
>"yeah, sure, sounds good"
>just take a kickass nap right there on the couch
I don't think she ever spoke to me again
Alright, /waifu/.
You've been drafted into the military ,
You're being shipped overseas to fight a bloody war (with your waifu ofc).
What do you do?
>>679220068
I would provide the entertainment, I would also die on day 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1KT_I1LmtA&nohtml5=False
>>679220006
>>679220139
Those soles are so beautiful. This is a guy i would love to have fun with
>>679220137
Forgot pic.
>>679220068
Yui provides moral support
>>679220139
what the FUCK
>>679220068
Do what I was already going to do while I was in the AF. Renge would provide musical accompaniment.
It's all ogre now.
>>679219853
Technically you could also reconsider your standards.
Some consider this cheating.
>>679219853
hmmmm, i've never though of life like that, if it works for you....i just don't want you to sudoku...
>>679220006
awwwww, i don't wanna kill you, that sounds kinda funny, but im so sorry you didn't get the hint lol, that makes me sad
>>679220068
but i already am!!! i'd stow her away underneath some ship paneling, just so she would be safe, and go off to fight
>>679220068
camp!
>>679220319
You like it ? dont you ?
>>679220068
That's a stupid question, I would do my job.
>>679220419
>>679220359
What the fuck do I even bother for...
Half of /waifu/ IS the military.
If /k/ has /k/ommandos what does /waifu/ have?
>>679220359
>>679220290
>>679220137
Too much music...
Not enough firepower...
>>679220068
fight bad guys, kill bad guys, make out on a pile of their corpses
>>679219623
I like bunny anon being mysterious
>>679219752
Within the thread?
>>679220006
Holy shit dude. This what you meant by making a really good survey for next thread?
>>679220068
Well I follow kagami and renge since they had basic training
>>679219727
No problem at all, I had to do something here too and was worried you would go away because I didnt reply or something.
Deadmau5 is genius and I believe an inspiration to tons of EDM artists. I doubt he is coming here but if he goes there you should definetly see it.
Nordic you say? I had the impression techno was rocking there (just because of the techno viking video zoz).
Going back to bass...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekf9J7uMBA8
>>679220556
Based Stalker
>>679220068
Medic.
Well time for me to leave into the darkness I came from, see you later Anons.
>>679220714
>Music
Crazy Frog is an art, not music.
>>679220068
Die gloriously for the leader alongside mai waifu?
>>679220419
I don't want to either.
That's why it works.
>>679220714
Fine, i'd commit murder-suicide, then none of us go through it
>>679217513
>tomiko
>>679220761
>techno viking
A German. But we definitely are or were knee deep in electro.
>>679217513
>tomiko
>>679220714
Any girls und panzer, upotte, kentai collection and many other
>>679220714
hmmmm, what about /w/ingmen i dunno lol
>>679220277
i can't imagine low crawling to a somewhat badly played recorder....that's hillarious
>>679220894
>
Atago~
im here
>>679220735
i do too, all i know is hamburgers...
>kagami
>>679221444
>hamburgers
trips confirm
>>679221444
Trips checked. All I know is that she seems to reply to me first if I post first
Ebola Chan claimed.
>>679221591
oh no....i hope trips doesn't call bunny anon....
>>679221727
Hello ebola anon
>>679221731
>implying
>>679220761
Deadmau5 was here a few years ago, so now I'm just waiting.
Probably won't ever see Daft Punk here though.
More so just metal and whatsoever, grew up on it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWpsUiAxL8
>>679220809
If a man's gotta do, a man's gotta do.
>>679221818
Hi there, would you like ''free'' hugs?
>Ebola-chan
>>679221727
do you have any fresh ebola i can have?
