>ask a guy with autistic boyfriend anything.
found it out two days ago...
If you didn't even know the guy you were dating was autistic what difference does it make having that knowledge now?
>>679189653
>Guy
>Boyfriend
Have you considered an hero?
why do you care?
>>679190227
why are you like this
>>679189813
i know now that im fucking a retard..
for me it doesnt make a difference, i made this thread for /b/ros not for me
Is he cute?
>>679190228
wouldnt you like to know whther your partner have a mental illness or not? And we are still together, i have never claimed that im ended the realtionship. Im long on 4chan now and they make a lot of autism jokes, so i thought i have to tell you /b/ros
>>679189653
damn, how did you miss the penis??
>>679190581
i think he really is! He is so childish and out of it all the time, very loveable
>>679190711
So in other words you came here so people would make fun of your autistic bf? You're a fucking asshole.
Do you empty his piss bottles
>>679190851
i didnt broke up, although i was angry at the beginning that he didnt told me earlier
>>679191004
he s able to go to toilet...
Pics?
have some pics op?
>>679190892
nah, perhaps a bit
>>679191305
>>679191348
his recent profilepic :3
How did you not know this right off the bat? All gay people are autistic, that's why they're gay. No functioning person would be autistic or gay for that matter.
>>679191822
Ginger Ryan Reynolds 7/10
>>679191228
You seem to have autism if thats how you spell
>>679191305
>>679191348
>>679191822
my favourite pic of him :3
>>679191972
*
>>679191822
>>679191972
who cares if he's autistic, I'd hit that all day
hang on to him and give him sweet tender lovings
>>679189653
how did you found out, how autisticis is he
?
I mean what does separete him fromthe others ?? his behaviour ?
>>679191899
actually we both are bi and autism has nothing to do with sexual preferences! you are autisitc, probalby fapping to loli and MLP porn
Where and how did you meet him?
Is he good at drawing and shit?
being socially akward and autistic isnt the same thing
>>679192279
i picked him up from his friends place because i have a car and he slept at my place. He randomly confessed it to me during the drive
He is very vacantly and has some behaviour you need to get used to it. He also quicks to anger or weep very often
>>679192364
Bi sexual is still gay... That just means your confused and undecisive.
>>679191822
He is really cute, you're a lucky guy
>>679192625
actually great question, because he really really REALLY sucks at drawing! it always looks like a 4yo draw it..
however, he s able to draw the hole world map!
>>679192694
yeah, ok, i know... never claimed that, do i look like a tumblr-user?
>>679189813
>If you didn't even know the guy you were dating was autistic what difference does it make having that knowledge now?
He knew it had autism but did know it was a boy
>>679189653
What's wrong with that? You sound like it's a bad thing, as long as it's pretty much borderline
>>679193046
>able to draw the hole world map!
Is that like a gay version of the whole world map where all male anuses are marked by dots or something?
>>679192588
We have met in the bus, he and his squad randomly started to talk to me..
after some chatting we both found out that we are bi and so it started
>>679192137
ok i will ^____^
>>679190865
That's probably due to the autism. Maybe you have a secret fetish for autists. Embrace it OP instead of being a fag about it.
>>679193276
nah im ok with it!
>>679193323
sorry for not being mothertongue, faggot
>>679192872
TELL SOME OF HIS MANNERS
>>679193578
Thank you for apologizing. I accept.
my parents would kill me if they even suspected I wash thinking sexuality for bi
>>679193488
srsly
I have a 26 year old brother who plays with drones, now tell me how childish is that
>>679193342
damn, you lucky bastard. the only ones that I can reach are either nasty or flamboyant as fuck
>>679190291
>the question every faggot should be asking themselves
Protip: its because you are broken, defective people
>>679193046
If he can't draw can he play an instrument or something?
>>679194249
This
>>679194249
look kids, a severe case of repressed homosexuality
>>679193669
>he acts like a child sometimes
>he arranges everything in his room
>he has NO common sense
>he cant tie his shoes
>he is afraid of random stuff like escalators or pop-up ads
>he crys very quick
>he is often not listening (also when he looks straight in your eyes, thats very confusing sometimes)
>he really really REALLY sucks at many stuff like videogames, swimming, aiming, drawing, estimating)
>falls asleep everywhere like on the carpet or forward the TV
>sometimes he has his random gratuitous 'temper tantrums'
>he often brings rubbish from the street home because he likes the colour idk
>etc etc etc
>>679193850
perhaps you shouldnt live in irak
>>679194368
He can play the flesh flute
Well you both suffer from a mental disorder (homosexuality + autism) so good for you guys I guess.
>>679194416
moar! THIS is entertainment
>>679194416
topkek! more!
>>679194393
>>679194368
not really! he is very clumsy
>>679194523
actually live in Europe
>>679193963
well thank you m8, but as it seems, i get the mental ill ones ^^'
I fap to ponies and am not autistic fags
>>679194820
try western europe, not communism-eastern europe
What's it sound like when a faggot retard cums? I imagine it sounds like a whale....
>>679194868
I'd take him over any of those awful flamboyant fucks. I really fucking hate them. Why can't you act normal? Why do you have to play the special snowflakee?
They were the sole reason I couldn't face my own sexuality for a long fucking time.
But I'm not gonna hijack your thread with this pointless rant
>>679194923
>>679193850
I'd become a forgotten relative pretty quickly if I came out
>>679194729
Ice cubes up the butt is a pretty fun experience, actually
>>679194695
>>679194635
>>679194416
>he always stays in my near in public
>he hates mess' and loose threads on clothes
>when he is thursty, hungry, afraid, drowsy, whatever, he doesnt say anything... perhaps he would starve without a mother or a partner.
>he doesnt get sarcasm
>is hyper-excited about stuff like weevils and ladybugs
>he cant eat neatly (sometimes)
>he has problems to get his clothes of (im always helping there ;b)
>hate to many people in his area
>>679189653
how does his dick taste?
>>679195637
>hate to manz people in his area
explain in greater detail
>>679195022
he sounds normal, i think..he squeaks a bit
>>679195786
also how long is it ??
>>679194786
Not very artistic really then. Why say he's artistic if he can't paint draw or play an instrument.
Why lie?
>>679190711
Autism isn't a mental illness, it's a condition, you fucktard faggot piece of shit.
You feel like it's a problem?
How severe is his autism?
Is it bad, as in he can't function as a normal social human being?
>>679195322
aaah are you talking about the campgay faggots? i also really hate them, especially because they are the reason why so many people hate gays...
perhaps try some bi-sexuals, they are mostly normal :)
>>679195967
sry im not wikipedia
>>679195786
aftertaste of autism
>>679195930
are you talking about the savant syndrome? well he can draw the whole worldmap as he know every country and speaks four language. he is very good at geography and history!
and as i know, autism doesnt mean automatically that someone has a aptitude
>>679196119
That's the term I'm looking for. Yep.
I'm bisexual myself, but I don't know any other bi guys. Only those theatrical knobheads and I'd rather stay away from them.
One day..
>>679196087
For me its not a problem! i loved him then i love him now.
Well some austistic people cant even talk so its not that severe. However, he isnt a total normal social human being, he cant handle the daily life alone, but he is not strange or entire retarded. He has normal friends and a own social life
>>679194416
>>679195637
All this, and you somehow couldn't figure out that the guy you're fucking is autistic?
>>679196207
Clearly, because you don't know fucking shit about autism if you couldn't figure that shit out.
>>679196661
i bet you will meet!
i sweat, it mostly a total coincidence, as it was with my bf! and protip:
>dont use grindr to find normal gay guys ;)
>>679190865
That shit will get old trust me
>>679195911
14 cm, i guess
>>679197007
i knew that he is a bit strange, but i also thought that he joking or do some daddy kink or smth like that for example when he asked me to tie his shoes or help him get his pullover off... and i have never made a list of his 'strange things' when i would have done this i probalby realised that he austistic ealier
actually i didn't googled a lot bout the medicin sutff more aobut the social stuff, and furthermore is it the barrier of language what makes problems here!
>>679197069
Oh, I'm sure of it. Rather sooner than later though.
And fucking Grindr? It screams AIDS, lol. I tried my hand at Tindr for a while, got a good amount of sex from that from both genders, but it's too empty and most of those people are really fucking dumb.
Not on there anymore. In the weekends I just drink myself to the edge in the club and hope there will be someone who joins me in getting shitfaced, lol.
>>679197765
yeah yeah of course :)
what? there are gays on tinder?
i was also always dreaming of finding a gay partner in a club! that must be so hot
>>679197731
You're missing what I'm trying to tell you, which is that you're fucking retarded and ignorant.
>>679193578
kek right in my ordner
>>679189653
>a guy with boyfriend
faggot
>>679198262
ok then, express yourself better
>>679198171
Damn. Making out on the dancefloor while all the straight guys are going batshit and the girls start screaming.. Shit would be so cash. Not in a gay club though. I stay far away from those.
And yes, there are gay peeps on Tinder. Most of them are fucking terrible though lol
>>679198440
No Shit Sherlok
>>679191822
at least in the end i got to fuck him in the ass
>ask a guy with autisam anything
come guys askl me anything you fuckwits
>>679198897
yeah i totally think the same! would be dope!
tinder and grindr is nothing for me... call me old-fashioned, but i kinda need a "background-story" to have sex with someone, because this is the stuff what brings the total hornyness, if you understand what i meand xD Thats also the reason why i dont like the most porn, is has no plot and the character are not develloping to eachother and stuff.
>>679192364
actually autism effects sexuality you fucking gook
>>679189653
>>679199510
yeah, like everything in your enviroment, congrats
>>679194416
is he bottom? ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
>>679189653
are Autists more inclined to homosexuality/transsexuality?
>>679199968
yes, i even offered him to change the roles but he doesnt want it.
>>679189653
If you're gay you're probably autistic as well.
>>679200174
as i heard from other anons now, yes, but im not sure! i didnt googled that much about it so far
>>679189653
Why does he make so many threads on here?
>>679199472
Yeah, that's why I'm not using it anymore. Satisfying your sexual urges is one thing, but the emotional side is so much more important.
Didn't manage to hold a relationship for more than 2 months though. I get bored way too quickly for some reason. Maybe I haven't found the right person yet.
Anyway, I g2g, was a nice chat anon. Have a nice future with your cute boyfriend :)
>>679200174
yes, i have it
>>679199915
op make a tape and film ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡o)
>>679200723
fuck,
make a tape and post*
>>679200416
it isnt directly because of the emotions! I also enjoy ONS, its just like that i would like to have story behind our meeting, like in a party, bus, street, whatever is more than a sex app!
No, i say thank you! i will greet him from you, and nice frog pics btw :*
>>679200843
>frog pics
newfag detected
>>679200489
go away attention slut, u r not OP here
>>679200723
>>679200789
of what? fucking him?
>>679189653
If I have high functioning savant level autism but have trouble with women (because they are fucking crazy/stupid), should I just give up and spread my ass wide open for someone to fill?
>>679201099
anything of that sort
>>679201133
as an intelligent boy im sure you will find a good girl. However, nothing is bad about good gay sex ;) perhaps try it
>>679201099
check em
>>679201282
we actually have a sextape but tbh i dont know how to post it. its not a gif or webm and its on my phone
>>679189653
being gay is a form of autism, you should've seen from the beginning.
>>679201519
email it? ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
>>679201672
so... im autistic too?
>>679202010
k, what mail adress?
>>679201672
does that mean being trans and autistic makes one a lesbian?
Would that be gay or straight since 2 girls but penis in vagina?
>>679201519
copy it to pc, convert to webm, profit
>>679202117
[email protected]
hope no niggers dont spam me
>>679189653
What are you, a faggot?
>>679202437
a human being
>>679202277
ok ill go get my phone when this thread dies, ok?
>>679202164
wtf r u talking about?
>>679201315
Usually when guys hit on me I don't really feel comfortable and it feels weird in a not so good way.
I'm all for you guys doing stuff to each other though because that means there are more women without guys so keep up the good work.
>>679202845
k
thanks op ;3
Does he give good head? An autist sucked my dick once and it was kind of meh. He kept stopping to remind me not to cum in his mouth
>>679203251
i teached him how so his actually good right now.
he also rejects my cum, but i think i going to fix this in time ;)
>>679203068
then leave it better, u dont make yourself happy with uncomfortable sex, believe me!
haha okay then ;D
>>679189653
he looks kind of young? how tight is his ass?
>>679203070
no problem, i wanted to do something with this tape anyway
>>679203689
he had the first buttsex with me, so very tight!
he s 17 y-o
>>679203913
hot. looks 11 in the pic
>>679204051
haha ew that'd be pedophile xD
have you saw both pics?
>>679204298
oh...nahh haha i see the pics now he is super cute.
MODS MODS MODS !
>>679189653
WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO BECOME SUCH A TREMENDOUS FAGGOT
>>679204487
oh fuck off, there's no nudes here whatsoever.
>>679204643
my genes i think
>>679204487
wtf?
>>679189813
None, because either way OP is a tremendous faggot
>>679194416
So he has it somewhat severe (not a bad thing, just saying)
>>679202277
ok /b/ is officially dead, tremendous faggot giving his email address online, noone bats an eye
>>679193491
Oh ok my bad. Thanks for being that guy :)
>>679189653
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
>>679202117
Send it to me pls
https://eforms.homeoffice.gov.uk/outreach/terrorism_reporting.ofml
>>679205201
Well some autistic people cant even speak, im lucky
>>679205507
Wtf is wrong with you and your word tremendous?
>>679206750
It's not that they can't, they just.. don't. I know someone with an autistic son and he won't talk to anyone other than his parents.
http://dropcanvas.com/
post your autistic sex vid here friend
>>679207069
Oooh...autism is really interessting! I think i gonna talk a lot with my bf in future now
>>679206343
>>679207387
Ok i can send it to some /b/ros but i shoulndt go viral, also my face is seenable
>>679207570
>http://dropcanvas.com/
there is a limit on the site so it cant be downloaded a million times and i think it deletes after a few days
>>679193005
10/10 post
just drop the link in here and it'll be gone when the thread 404's
>>679207750
Ok nice, can i also do it with my mobile phone?
>>679207912
i assume?
>>679194416
>I have autism and gf
>gf seems to have it to but never tested
I don't fulfill any other the other things though. I conditioned out all my shit when i was a child because i saw how autistic i was.
>your name is austen
>friends start calling me austistic when i tell them.
>tfw
>>679207570
send it to
[email protected]
I'd love to watch :$
>>679189653
What sort of autism does he do, just be awkward and shit?
>>679208170
Thatd be great coincidence when you borh would be autistic :)
Really? What were you behaviours?
Forget those bullies, i bet you are a great person
Hey OP, I want to know if I have worse Autism than your BF. Here's the shit I do:
- wetting the bed nearly every night
- wearing braces
- throwing temper tantrums
- having major communication problems with people
- being a messy eater
- sleeping with a pacifier
- sucking my thumb
- looking like a 13-15-year-old
- being trapped in my own world
- often stuck in routines
- still dress like I'm in 1999 and a Middle Schooler
>>679208805
hot. how old are you? post some pics
>>679208805
This is bait right? You're on that rainman shit.
>>679208805
Some of your behaviours are similiar but luckily by bf doesnt wet the bed or need braces.
Autism is mental and has nothing to do with your appearance. My bf mostly doesnt decide what he puts on
Sry m8 i think ur autism is worse
>>679209217
im sure too
>>679189653
My bf's high-functioning autistic.
Honestly he's just an odd human being, certainly enigmatic. He's chill as fuck though. Honestly all that his condition did was make him really fucking smart and a bit slow to develop life skills and executive functioning skills like driving and organizing things. Of course, I'm an overemotional trap with deep mental scars, so our problems even out and we lovingly help each-other get better.
My advice to you is simply to not think of him as any less of a person because of his condition, or because he didn't tell you. Just love him as you have.
>>679189653
Has he ever tried to kill himself? Suicide is one of the most common causes of death for autistics.
>>679207912
video status update pls
>>679208720
Fuck off faggot i enjoy their lack of empathy towards calling me name. I do the same to them.
Behaviours:
>While in the therapists office i would curl up under this chair that was kind of like a cave under neath it because it felt comfortable.
>No understanding of why other people felt feelings i.e. in daycare we were doing movie time (when i was 7) i really liked this girl and so i kissed her. She said no the entire time and started crying but i made out with her anyway.
>I would get really obsessed with one thing for a short while. i went through an alternative (all time low) phase, i would binge-watch anime and become a NEET in my room. For example i've watched 400+ episode of one piece.
>No clue of social cues. I would follow people around thinking being around them meant i 'fit in'. In that sense i was very ballsy. Even if they didn't acknowledge me whatsoever.
>Incredibly talented at outside games such as hide-and-go-seek, capture the flag, any game with competitive strategy i seemed to be able to get into the minds of others and out smart them.
>I was weird around girls when younger (still sorta am). There was this one girl in my class that i become really good friends with. I would tease her and try to tickle the back of her neck because she was sensitive there. At some point i went over to her house and had an intense cuddle session when i was around 7-8.
>Quick to anger. I wouldn't take shit from no one. I thought this one kid i was friends with was moving in on here cause all these girls would follow him about for some reason. Draw a picture of a dinosaur eating him with palm trees in the background with the text "i will kill anon"
>teacher would try to prod me purposefully. socially exiled me to a corner of the classroom i got really angry at her once in a music class, went to a corner she tried to grab my by the face so i bit that fat bitches hand.
>didn't understand what was so bad, thrown into anger management
I could go on.
>>679209401
That was my plan to maintain my love, thanks for you story m8!
>>679189653
So you liked him up until you found out he was autistic. How long have you two been together.
>>679209401
You're awesome
>>679209083
No way. I hate the way I look(darker skinned yet have brown-blondish hair and hazel eyes). I don't want /pol/ to fuck me over.
>>679209217
Am I? I've never seen Rainman before. Do be aware that I have a part-time job and am a uni student. I also graduated HS with a 3.8 GPA and was the #1 varsity tennis player Senior year.
>>679209220
> My bf mostly doesnt decide what he puts on
Well I can decide what I put on. I just have a weird dress style.
How does your BF speak? I'll be honest, my voice has a slight delay and is high-pitched. I really don't like it...
>>679209553
no, im sure! We already talked about this topic long ago!
>>679194249
Found the kisses virgin
>>679194249
>>679194380
Samefags
>>679209401
Shit doode, I noticed that with my brother. He didn't talk until he was 6, couldn't speak to people he didn't know until he was like 13, it took him forever to learn shit like that. Now if he told someone he has autism they just wouldn't believe him.
>>679209974
U bait, m8, u bait...
Nevertheless, the voice of my bf is the normal voice of a teenager
>>679210024
Good for him. It was on my mind because I just got home from the hospital after I tried that one myself. Autism + Bipolar = bad times
>>679210318
oh poor boy :\
Dont do this! Not cool!!
>>679210273
I'm not b8. TBH, I probably am high-functioning, just unmotivated to change my embarrassing behaviors. Depression is a bitch I tell ya....
>>679209719
Those feels when you are the only autistic person you've met that has overcome all their behaviors and tells shit how it is. y do no other artists seek my golden advice ;(
>>679210436
Yeah, I fucked up. Yesterday I spent the early evening on an iv to save my liver, then was on a psychiatric hold until this afternoon. Came home with a bunch of therapy appointments and a bottle of antipsychotics
>>679210782
so much this. people wouldn't believe me if I told them I have the assburgers kek
>>679210141
How old is your brother now?
>>679210977
i don't know why so many of our kind can't understand that you gotta train your cons out forcefully and expand on whatever skill your autistic at. they wonder why they can't socialize properly and are depressed. it amazes me.
>>679210782
I have over come mine, I was diagnosed borderline Aspergers at 10.
To all the dumb arses, take note that Autism and Aspergers and differentiate massively..
>>679211601
Kek @ my spelling error
>waiting for autism insults
>>679211407
some people are worse then others. I do meet a lot of people who can easily adapt, but it's like they don't even want to try.
they are usually the ones that peek my interest the most though.
>>679211601
Oh my bad i meant Aspergers. It's on the Autism spectrum though so i count both as valid
>tell brother for first time
>"so what if you have burgers for your ass"
>>679211601
> 2013+3
> still using dsm-iv definititions
get with the times nigga, ASD is the superior diagnostic paradigm
well fuck this is a rare occasion.
we have a bunch of real autistics all chatting with each other.
>>679211877
All Aspies are different, Anon. Some are completely normal except for a couple of weird traits. Others are super geniuses who have the social skills of a 4 year old.
In my case, I have shitty habits, but for the most part am a well adjusting member of society. Just don't expect me to talk much cuz shitty voice.
>>679212404
If we're all autism, none of us are autism.
>>679212404
> implying this isn't /b/ every thread
>>679212635
There was a 12 or 14 year old who hacked into the pentagon because he was bored
>mfw prison because bored
>>679212737
/b/ isn't full of autists as people assume. that would be /a/, /mlp/, & /k/
>>679194416
>>he is afraid of random stuff like escalators
That's not random they're fucking deadly
>>679213065
I dunno man, I'm autistic and a lot of the shit on here even makes me cringe
>>679213065
Well you're definitely Autistic
(I am too, borderline) I know it when I see it
>>679213108
Okay.. but so is the air we breathe
>>679213228
makes for good OC
>>679213306
clearly. i don't hide it on the internet. i enjoy letting my autism out when i can. helps me think.
>>679194416
What does your BF cry over? What is it like when he throws a temper tantrum?
As an Aspergic, it really pisses me the fuck off when Autists and other Aspergics don't use proper grammar and punctuation and cannot spell.
>>679194416
What music does he listen to?
>>679213729
Last time he cried because we missed the bus to the cinema, but i also cries random like when i thinks he is too bad in bed or he gets on my nerves (then he actually gets ob my nerves)
He has temper tantrums when something causes a mess in his room and sometimes he has them total random! He shouts an scream really bad words! Sometimes he destroy stuff or kick me
>>679213108
actually in this point i can understand him, but i have to carry him on escalators and that is over the top
>>679214346
Do you think your BF could ever live on his own? I'm Autistic and I don't think I ever could. I would need a roommate, family, or partner to live with me.
>>679214621
No i think he cant live alone
He has his friends and his own social life, but he could never manage his daily life
>>679214185
drum & base and pop music
http://strawpoll.me/7364129
>>679214803
Sounds like me. I can manage some of my own affairs, but if I move out it will have to be with my gf so she can handle the shit that I can't.
>>679189653
Faggot
>>679215738
I wish you best luck <3
>>679216199
Thanks man. Might be delaying things a bit though. I'm >>679210318, and she is still upset that I tried to kill myself.
>>679215738
What can't you manage? For me, I get way too overwhelmed with responsibilities, still can't drive well, and struggle with depression and lack of motivation.
>>679217118
Dealing with my prescriptions at the pharmacy, making phone calls, dealing with unfamiliar situations. That kind of thing. I can drive pretty well and I'm great at budgeting, unfortunately because I also have bipolar my manic episode tend to have me behaving recklessly and impulsively which negates my skills.
>>679189653
Op, your boyfriend probably acts kinda childish and silly/spastic/whatever. You probably find this cute/endearing now, but in the future, when you're talking about serious stuff going on in life, its going to be annoying as shit,
Find a boyfriend that isn't retarded and can function properly. Adopt a kid. Then you'll have the best of both worlds.
>>679189653
Did he look like a girl?
>>679194249
kek
>>679218555
nigger
>>679218555
Nigger. Also check.
>>679195637
This is literally most of /b/, all of /pol/, and a small portion of /tg/
>>679218555
Nigger.
op here, back
>>679192915
I'm not confused when he blows his load in my mouth
>>679194368
no. he actually does like sonic games...
>>679195022
like a quiet yell/moan
>>679195786
like salty potato
>>679195911
16.3 cm
>>679199968
usually but we switch
>>679219537
op! wheres the vid?
>>679214346
So really you're fucking an autistic person who can't consent
>>679192364
>we both have autism and non traditional sexuality
>just a coincidence
>autism has nothing to do with how you think
>>679192364
>proalby doing things I like to do
>>679219805
still searching. keep bumping with questions
>>679214346
you type like you have a learning disability
you two are probably a shitshow in public
>both autistic
>both faggots
>>679218757
Right??
>>679220465
Kek
